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[a-thousand-moons-today]

Soon after the birth of Kleone, Iosefina entered her labors and had her second child

Sadly it was another son, he was named Achelous Waves.

And a month after Achelous's birth, Athena had her own child. A daughter named Harmonia

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[m0drar]

Why dis Ａｒｃｈｉｖｉｓｔ look so mad😭😭

I swear I've seen at least two other ppl do this but i had to dip my own toes in as well hehe

[soupdwelling]

they’re the worst ever

(@/roseyycatt’s dtiys on twitter!)

[batshaped]

the continued adventures of an internet user who was frozen in 2004 and defrosted in 2021: some things are just the way you left them

previous 2004 internet user comics are here: one, two, three, four, five; or just in my 2004 tag

[sacrifical-lamb-core]

Jurgen: And 😱 one time....😔 I got attacked 😲 by an angry goth 😢 😭 😞😑

Jon: Oh <3 ❤️ that'll be 🤗 our ✨️gerard✨️🤩😘🤩🥰😝

[bixels]

In the past, people in the Animal Crossing community would make fun of Tom Nook as a sleazy landlord. Since then, he's really rehabilitated his image as this 'heart of gold' businessman (he's the one who puts bells and furniture in trees for you to find! he adopted orphans! he donates to charity!), but New Horizons genuinely paints the most devious version of him.

He's successfully privatized settler colonialism: you pay HIM to move to a "deserted island" (which apparently the oceans in the AC world are just full of) and start a colony that he is directly invested in. At best he's running a weird vacation package scam (you arrive on the island with no money and in debt for "using his services"). At worst, he's using you to set up company towns. For god's sake, he literally has his own fake currency that he forces you to use to pay off your debt. But don't worry, he's repackaged it in a way that definitely doesn't sound like an MLM scam: the Nook Mileage Program!

You're no longer just his tenant or his temporary part-timer, you're his business lackey. The entire tutorial section of the game has you spending actual weeks running around completing tasks and doing hard labor to set up his colony. You're even tasked with preparing his properties and finding buyers for them. No, you aren't a tenant anymore. You work for the landlord. You are directly responsible for finding tenants for him. And he doesn't even fucking pay you. Not for setting up town hall and museum, or his nephew's shop –– which is the ONLY store on the entire island that sells necessities –– or bringing KK Slider to town, or helping populate his town. Not a single cent. No, actually, you have to pay HIM to BUY infrastructure like bridges and stairs and park benches. And all the while, he's telling you're the "resident representative"; you get to call the shots! That the reward is the community's progress. That what you're doing is in everyone's best interest (but most importantly, his).

Since NH's release, people have done a lot of legwork to say that Tom Nook isn't a capitalist while the game shows him at his very worst. He owns the only general store in town. You're forced to use a phone that he modified and branded as his own. Buy Nook-branded furniture and merchandise at the self-serve kiosk in the town hall, a governmental building! There's no conflict of interest here!

But hey, if you're tired of being the landlord/business mogul's goon, you can also find work as a deluxe resort home designer for a company that also pays you in their special company currency that can only be used to buy their products instead of a real salary! Because that's what the Animal Crossing franchise needs! More vacation homes!!!

[nikkodikko]

"From beginning to end" a double page collage tribute to the horror podcast that forever changed my brain chemistry :]

[moonwoodhollow]

Café Imperial & Co. - a cc free lot by moonwoodhollow It’s time for another cc-free build and probably one of the last buildings for 2024. I had lots of fun creating this lot, especially for the new world Ravenwood and hope you'll enjoy it as much as I do. This lot consists of Café Imperial, Madame Noir's Curiosities & the Old Florea Townhouse. This is also a huge 3k follower's gift, you're all amazing and I'm wishing you the cosiest and most magical December!!

More screenshots, info + download link under the cut!

So what do you get?

Café Imperial & Co is a 30x20 lot best placed in Ravenwood (Moppy Manor lot) or somewhere else if you feel like it, but it was originally built for the Moppy Manor lot. In the gallery, the lot is set as a café lot and works as such, but it could be changed to a business (for the curiosities shop), or as a normal residential lot, since the Florea Townhouse is fully furnished. Other options are a haunted house or a residential rental as I added 2 apartments (unfurnished) above the café and the curiosities shop.

The lot consists of 3 separate houses:

Left building: Houses Madame Noir's Curiosities is on the 1st floor and has 2 rooms. The empty apartment is on the 2nd and 3rd floors as well as the attic. The entry to the apartment is separate from the shop.

Middle building: Café Imperial is on the 1st floor and has guest restrooms on the 2nd floor. The entry to the apartment is also on that floor. The apartment itself is on the 2nd and 3rd floors.

Right building: Also called the Old Florea Townhouse is an abandoned house that hasn't been inhabited for some time. It's currently for sale and maybe one of your sims would like to buy it? Either way, the house has 3 bedrooms, one master bedroom and one children’s room. It also has 3 bathrooms, one for guests and the others are ensuites.

-> Florea Townhouse will be uploaded (after popular demand) as a separate lot (20x20) as well this month!

apartment #1: 2-3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms + an attic

apartment #2: 2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom

Uses items from the following packs: looks best with almost all packs. But a tip: take a look at the build in the gallery and click on the packs to see the items I used from that pack, it might also look good with fewer packs.

Download: Up on the gallery: aeromantica | SFS

TOU: Please don’t claim as your own or put behind paywalls etc. If you find any issues please let me know + tag me if you’ll use the building, I’d love to see it in your games.

If you like what I do and want to show your appreciation, I have a ko-fi!

[pigeons-with-jello]

robert smirke being just some fucking historical guy in england will never not be funny, like imagine being robert smirkes ghost and you hear that theres a piece of media talking about your achievements and such long after youve died. you reasonably get excited and alexander hamiltions like dude be careful. its never good when youre in media now adays. and you shrug it off because hamiltion was a great musical. and then you listen to the magnus archives. and holy shit. you wished it was hamiltion.

[runwhileyoucan]

Jonathan Sims after experiencing the most brutal and dehumanising trauma:guess I had it coming

[fatherofpuppets]

So, I read THIS, and my life will never be the same

Go and read it

Right now.

[ineffablewhovianholmes]

in hindsight the most breaking line in TMA is 'I may not entirely trust my assistants but I'm not going to lose them"

[machinegrl]

night city apartments - lot download (no cc) ★₊˚⊹

info:

residential rental

4 units = 2 apartments, 1 container home, 1 loft bedroom

NO CC (requires all packs)

30 x 30

turn on bb.moveobjects before placing

when using the pc you have to let your sim sit on the chair before clicking the computer!! they won't automatically use it if the desk is too cluttered!

t.o.u:

feel free to use however you want!

but don't claim it as yours

don't re-upload

you're welcome to tag me if you use it! i always love to see it <3

download★ gallery id: machinegr1

previews under the cut!

[elitisim]

12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS, DAY 3: 3 FRENCH HORNS BRAIDS

“well ackshually, Elliott, these aren’t french braids ☝🤓. They're box braids.”

They’re french curl box braids and that’s got “french” and “braid” in the title and that’s good enough for me, so it damn well better be good enough for you. Day 3 of [ELITISIM'S 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS ADVENT EXTRAVAGANZA!] is @daylifesims Janey Braid Set, one hair, styled 3 different ways for maximum versatility!

Information:

None of this is my original work! All mesh and texture credit goes to the original creator @daylifesims!

Set contains 3 Hairs for Teen ➤ Elder Females

Same polycount for each - 25.8k polys

1024px Textures

Located under Hats

It has a cute lil clawclip in the back, you can see it better in the 360 pics under the cut.

Has 3 versions: V1 (both sides of the hair in front) - V2 (one side of the hair in front, one side down the back) - V3 ( hair down the back)

[DOWNLOAD MERGED]

[DOWNLOAD UNMERGED]

[PICK AND CHOOSE]

Tagging list: @pis3update, @naturalhair-sims3, @xto3conversionsfinds, @kpccfinds

[Janey - V1 Download]

[Janey - V2 Download]

[Janey - V3 Download]

[2bootsup]

bisexual women and their husbands

[hemi-demi]

So I love the kindergarten tape recorder for Jonathan Sims, but I have for your consideration: vintage Teddy Ruxpin vomiting the horrors

I hate it ❤️