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raspberrytums · 2 months ago

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someone having ✨🦋butterflies in their tummy🦋✨ and being too nervous to eat before a big event. maybe they walk on stage to give a speech or sing a solo, and as they’re performing, their little tummy starts to protest, growling loudly into the microphone, telling everyone in the audience just how empty it is…

#ugh and then trying to subtly rub their tummy and pretend it didn’t just announce itself to the whole audience #simply deceased #hunger kink #hunger kink blog #tummy noises #tummy grumbles #stomach kink #stomach kink blog #hunger scenario #hunger thoughts

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gotmeontheropes · 1 month ago

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#zack sabre jr #zsj #chris brookes #dead #deceased #i simply cannot

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colorful-bees · 1 month ago

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I do like that in the Pokemon Generations episode, The King Returns, the protag of B2/W2 is nowhere to be seen and it's just a scene with Ghetsis and N and then instead of N being the one to show up, it's Hilbert because if that happened in game, I would have broke a window.

#pokemon #like #if the protag of black and white showed up in that scene with n or something?#would have simply lost it #i would be deceased #I WOULD HAVE KILLED TO SEE THE OG PROTAG RETURN IN THAT SCENE

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shadeswift99 · 2 years ago

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Doc: You can't talk about it, that's the first rule of the anvil cannon -

Grian: Of the

What,

Doc: Yeah it's an intercontinental anvil cannon.

Grian, visibly looking off into the sky at f5 camera: Oh haha he's got a doomsday device, he's got a. Well it's a good job you haven't made enemies with anyone! Heaha! H!

#hermitcraft #docm77 #grian #HDHDHFHFJFJJDSHHFHF #GRIAN BUDDY. GRIAN I'M SO SORRY #you're dead. you are simply Deceased #please go watch Doc's most recent ep it's so funny

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sincericida · 3 months ago

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ANDREW GARFIELD

at after party of the "We Live in Time" premiere.

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peppertaemint · 1 year ago

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taemin // guilty

#I am simply deceased #well and truly #taemin #lee taemin #the taemin #taemin guilty #by taemin for taemin

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dreamaze · 2 years ago

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HYUNGWON ⟡ Love Killa / Gambler / Beautiful Liar

#mx7net #monstaxedits #kpopccc #hyungwon #monsta x #love killa #gambler #beautiful liar #tuseral #wabisarah #userkyutie #hijaehyukkies #wings.gifs #wings.original #eyestrain #presented without commentary because i am simply deceased

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himbeaux-on-ice · 2 years ago

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@Canes: A young Caniac lost his ice cream, so Max Pacioretty decided to make it better ❤️

#CANES ADMIN HAS NO REGARD FOR MY HEALTH WELLBEING OR SANITY #if anyone needs me i will simply be passing away. he brought two of his sons along with him. i will not survive #max pacioretty #carolina hurricanes #canes #canes lb #canes said merry shitscram we are gonna shitkick the flyers and nuke your feelings from orbit #also none of you have the context for this but: when i nail a characterization i fuckin NAIL it huh #nobody look at me i am unwell and deceased

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sh00kspeared · 8 months ago

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Me: Do you mind if I ask you some personal questions?

Sarah: of course not, my love! ☺️

Me:

#when a woman with a hot British accent calls you ‘my love’ you can’t not just immediately die on the spot #and when she calls me ‘darling’ I am simply deceased #I need an irl S/O this is a cry for help #sarah morgan #starfield

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ask-runaan-anything · 5 months ago

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I’m in the feeling violence today so…

Hear me out.

Assassin Ethari who later becomes prisoner Ethari who later becomes… coin Ethari

I am also feeling violence today, little shadow. Who has done this to my husband, I just want to talk to them.

With my bowblade.

#ask runaan #runaan answers #must protecc #i would be several wrecks and long since deceased without my husband i simply need him

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hangmanssunnies · 1 year ago

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If you never hear from me again it's because seeing Glen's ass killed me.

#i'm deceased #I'm going to have a heart attack #I simply cannot #glen powell

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confessionsofatvjunkie · 2 years ago

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I love when we get Papa Buck content, like YES make those cookies for your son’s classroom!!!!

#i am simply deceased #9-1-1 on fox #buddie #christopher diaz has two dads #buckley diaz family

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yharnamesque · 4 months ago

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Dude I fucking hate having two OCs whose story with one another can only end one way in ultimate tragedy because they would be SO fucking in love with one another they were always meant to be and yet they absolutely cannot ever be so

Darnell would set the world on fire for Silence and shield her body from the flames with his all so he could rebuild it into a much more tender and gentle place that would treat her as she deserves

#herne talks #fuck man!!! fuck!!!#even if nothing bad had ever happened to either of them in yharnam it still never would have been a happy ending for them #their timelines were simply never meant to intersect in a better way #he would either be on his death bed or already deceased by the time she finally rolled into town #oh but herne you made them you wrote them you can just make it all better!#you fool you absolute buffoon you do not understand #you could never understand

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wow-an-unfunny-joke · 5 months ago

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I JUST GOT CAUGHT UP WITH THE BSD MANGA AND IM ACTUALLY FUCKING EXPLODING-

#im a black hole #this fucking manga has spaghettified me #im simply going to die me thinks #they better bring Ranpo back #bungo stray dogs #I don’t know what to do with myself right now #im actually deceased #I’ve exploded #30 dead 167 injured #it’s me #im 30 #bsd manga #bsd manga spoilers

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radioactive-cloud · 1 year ago

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the way i was thinking about nace wearing a fucking suit the other day and what this would make me feel............... yeah.

#i'll combust when i see more pictures and videos i'll simply not survive i'll be dead gone deceased #they are so evil for doing this #i'm dead #why did i join this fandom what was i thinking #nace jordan #joker out

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sincericida · 3 months ago

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ANDREW GARFIELD

arrives at the red carpet at Toronto International Film Festival 2024

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