#simp tingz

[gingersforeverbox]

I just saw Dune part 2 and I'm about to make it eeeeveryone's problem lmao

THE LETO THIRST AWAKENS (and jessica because she's fucking insane but god if I don't wish I could be with the both of them)

[crybabyjellyfish]

It's so strange that the aspects I find of my lover to be the most endearing are the aspects that he's scolded for/ridiculed for. His adhd is such a blessing for me because it gets me out of my head and helps me focus on other much more fun things. His frank told-you-so attitude helps my anxiety so much and he doesn't even realize that being told that my worries and what-ifs are silly funny thoughts bc they haven't happened is so grounding. Like does he not see that his anger is so justified and it makes me feel empowered to be angry as well? Every time he info dumps I can just sit back and listen and enjoy what niche information he has that I would have never known otherwise. It's such a lovely person why does it have to fight for a voice all the time irl. I'm just here listening to it all the time on the phone and it acts like it still needs to fight to justify their feelings or thoughts.

like- no my love, I'm listening I promise. I adore listening to you as you release all your lovely thoughts into the world. I adore the things you find randomly point out in the world because it reminds me that I'm alive with you right now and that's such a beautiful coincidence for life to give. And yeah that squirrel is chunky asf that IS cute as hell. Tell me more about how lost you get with small lovely parts of the world while we hold hands. It's okay you forget things, we can make lists and I'll forget about it all as well lol.

[lewisvinga]

down bad | lewis hamilton x fem! reader

summary; just lewis being an absolute simp for his wife on the main

fc; stenss on ig

warnings; ?

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minseok-smaus @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri @graciewrote @xoscar03 @c-losur3

note; requested ! lewis the loml

masterlist !

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liked by lewishamilton, carmenmmundt, and others !

yourusername: when bae calls me a star girl

lewishamilton: oh my 😍😍😍😍😍

lewishamilton: absolutely love this look and i love you

yourusername: love youuuuuu🫶

lewishamilton: just the prettiest girl ever 🥰

yourusername: 🥹👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

username: me n the bad bitch i pulled by being a simp

username: SIMP LEWIS!

username: lewis is so me😭

username: TUTORIAL PLS QUEEN🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

yourusername: this friday 😇

username: pink blush girlies rise !!

username: this is how my makeup turns out in my head but not irl

carmenmmundt: gorgeous gorgeous !!!

yourusername: thank uuu carm 🤍🤍

username: this is my mother

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lewishamilton uploaded to their story !

[caption 1; the wife demanded matcha today] [caption 2; 😍😍😍😍]

yourusername i didn’t demand i politely asked 🙎‍♀️🙎‍♀️

lewishamilton ‘lew let’s go get matcha now if you say no i’m divorcing you😛’

yourusername ‘TWAS A JOKE😒

yourusername tysm for my iced oat milk matcha latte husband 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

lewishamilton whatever wifey wants wifey gets🙄👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

yourusername happy wife happy life am i right 😁

yourusername speaking of let’s go shopping

lewishamilton knew you’d want that, don’t worry, i made an appointment at hermes 😁

yourusername u know how to make a girl happy lewis hamilton 😖😖

username GIVE ME UR GAME CARD

username Y/NNNNN

username ask her where she got the tights plz

lewishamilton tezenis:)

username OMG???

username her fits are always on point omg

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yourusername uploaded to their story !

[caption 1; the husband picking out a pink shopping outfit, is this a sign for what i think it is?] [caption 2; all good things come in orange boxes right?😁 thank you so much, my luv lewishamilton 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨🩷]

lewishamilton if the wife says she wants a birkin 25 in sakura then a birkin 25 in sakura is what she’ll get 😁😁

yourusername I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON YOU WANTED ME TO WEAR PINK!!!😩

yourusername crying ilysm i already have so many outfits planned 🥹

lewishamilton and i can’t wait to see what your amazing mind comes up with 🤍

username why am i shocked abt a birkin like that man isn’t a millionaire

username i need my own lewis hamilton 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

yourbestfriend GIRLK IM SCREAMING FOR YOUU😫😍

yourbestfriend THATS BEEN ON UR WISHLIST FOR AGES

yourusername I KNOWW😩

yourusername it helps when ur man is the lewis hamilton n an absolute simp😋

yourbestfriend does he have friends 🤨🤨🤨

yourusername no why does he need friends when he has me 🙄( HIS WIFE )

yourusername jk yes🤓

yourbestfriend we all know lewis would only hang out w u if given the chance 😭

yourusername husband tingz 😇😇

username lewis is so husband material im crying

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liked by lewishamilton, yourbestfriend, and others !

yourusername: get yourself a man who hates driving so much but refuses to let you drive.

tagged; lewishamilton

username: here before simp lewis

lewishamilton: can’t ever get over your beauty, my love 😍😍

yourusername: skdkslkd stop making blush

lewishamilton: your only worry is to just sit there and look pretty, not driving

yourusername: GET URSELF A MAN LIKE THIS LADIES🥰👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

username: IM TRYINGGGG

username: y/n won the jackpot fr

username: OKAY BUT HER FIT??😫

username: mommy? sorry, mommy? sorry 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

username: outfit ateeeee

username: y/n and lewis are such fashionable couples i love them 😫😫

yourbestfriend: where u find him fr

yourusername: turns out pretending to be lost in monaco works but if you actually end up lost:/

yourbestfriend: BET

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liked by yourusername, alexandrasaintmleux, and others !

lewishamilton: happiest of birthdays to my sweetest girl. forever grateful that i get to call the most gorgeous woman on this earth my wife. may this day be filled with many blessings. i love you so much, pretty girl. 🤍

tagged; yourusername

yourusername: YOU ARE MY BLESSING🥹🥹

yourusername: i love u sm , lew ☹️🩷

lewishamilton: love you , pretty girl 🩷

username: i’m so sick rn

username: sleeping on the highway tonight 🚶‍♀️

username: idk how many ‘me n who’ i got left in me😭😭

username: MOTHERS BDAY!!🎉🎉

username: screaming crying throwing up

username: SHES SO FAIRYYY

alexandrasaintmleux: happy birthday 🌸 so excited to be in the ferrari garage with you next year🤍

yourusername: thank u alexxx🥹🥹 so excited too🫶

charles_leclerc: it means ditch the pink for red 😇

lewishamilton: hey, my wife can do whatever she wants 🙄

charles_leclerc: i’ll get roscoe and leo matching outfits 😇

yourusername: DEAL!

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liked by lewishamilton, yourbestfriend, and others.

yourusername: advice of the day; marry a man who is down bad for you

tagged; lewishamilton

lewishamilton: that makeup look of yours 😍😍🥰🥰

yourusername: i think u liked it bc we went shopping after but i’m not sure tho 😋

lewishamilton: how can i not be so down bad for you? my own wife?? a living and breathing goddess???

yourusername: LEWWWKSNDSKKD

yourusername: says the walking god😩 i won’t say much bc there are children here

landonorris: tysm for saving me

username: i will never get over them

username: my roman empire is y/n and lewis 🥹

username: thank u y/n for lewis content 🫡🫡

username: lewis js like me fr bc if i was married to y/n, i’d so be down bad for her too😩

username: him carrying the hermes, chanel, and cartier bags, IM SICK😖😖😖😖

username: not her winning the lottery omfs

yourbestfriend: does he have spare $$$?

yourusername: yes we found a bday gift for u from chanel pookie don’t worry👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

yourbestfriend: THANK U MR N MRS HAMILTON😭😭🙏🙏🙏🫶

lewishamilton: 🫡🫡🫡

username: he’s so down bad he buys y/n’s best friend chanel, why can’t my friends work harder fr 😒😒

[zoropookie]

HOW HATERS ARE BORN (HHAB)

♡ chapter fourteen — sadist tingz

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YOU ARE on your way to being one of the hottest streamer in your nation at the moment, racking a monthly average of 10 million viewers, but something specific bothers you about it. you know that a lot of people hate you, but there's this one account. one account that's been following you since the early days of your career. they leave a flood of rude comments in your stream, your moderators banned each account they made, but they keep making more. you are at the end of your tether. but you are yet to find out that this persistent cockroach is none other than your friend's friend (and the only other streamer that's bigger than you), scaramouche.

taglist ♡ @thystarsshine @veekoko @gumickajolli @simonisferal @kamiboo @justpeachyteastea @feiherp @pinkismyfavcolor @aether-darling @melpomenelurks @keiiqq @mine-lu @featuredtofu @danhenglovebot @k4zushi @kyon-cherri @1lellykins @iiinaurate @quacking-simp @auroratumbles @kookiibun @ulquiorraswife @pichulakkjkk @simplysm1le @h3xi2g0n3 @alatusorrow @scaranthropy @mellowberrie @magica-ren @vernith @kabukipookie @bananasquash @suqarlaced @dellalyra @lightyagamifan @yourfavoritefreakyhan @heartsforseo @yomishen @pwushizz @swivy123 @strxwberryfetish (bold users means i'm having trouble tagging you)

[jjolmyeonz]

THE BAMBIFICATION

[woniehugs]

was busy simping over won y’all, sorry 💗💘💞💞

[nopain-nokogane]

if you guys wanted to know exactly how single i am one time the cute barista at my starbucks was nice to me and i still have a crush on him two months later

[yanderart]

🤠 sketchy wip of a mccree portrait I'm doing🤠 (we cowboy fuckers first and people second in this household)

[atomicapostle]

cleaned my room and put up some new decor today ☺️✨

[crybabyjellyfish]

I want to tell him how much I just

Love him so dearly and from such a deeply human level. Sure we get into arguments and I v easily jump to conclusions but goodness he’s so——

I want to talk to him all the time and confide in him.

Idk if I can say I love him but we’ve been on and off for 3 years and i still cherish him so deeply that im so shook. From such a human standpoint of growth, reflections, reactions, interaction. He’s so?! Just??! Idk im so enamored

He’s imperfect and he’s literally just a person but he’s MY person and

Sigh

I feel so human in the way I love him

[stumacherstan]

not y’all already failing no simp september 😩

[kaeya-alberichs-big-tiddies]

me, to L: hey emo boy hey hey hey emo boy hey emo boy hey hey hey emo boy hey emo bo

[jjolmyeonz]

i'm gonna go jump off a cliff. /j

[younggodjisung]

Simp Sunday

My Lixie, my Sunshine, my best friend.

I love you so so much. I know we're both going through some shit right now, but you still make me so happy and manage to make me forget about what's bothering me. I hope I can do the same for you. I'm so happy we met and are as close as we are. Thank you for never leaving me. Thank you for being there for me, even when I don't want to talk about things. Thank you for loving me no matter what and thank you for just being you. I wouldn't change you for the world. Know that I'm always here for you no matter what. I will never leave you. I will try my best to make you happy. I love you. Thank you for being my best friend.

@eboyfelixbot

Le fam: @punksiyeon @babie-sanie @leejihoon-cb @babiehyunjinnie @angelhyuck-cb

Other tags: @yandereryujin @babyhj1sung @chuu-bakery @sk-tao @bfxchannie @softdomlino @bunjihyo @hunter-chaeyoung @legallicychae @chatwithchuu and whoever I'm forgetting haha...

[cottonbrain]

Idk if it’s cuz my gf is out of town but the drizzylations are absolutely hitting different

[sat0sugu-angst]

My Hero Masterlist

Hey everyone! Here's all my original content for MHA 😊 keep in mind other than the sfw content I only really write for bakugo (I have a few shoto hcs but not much)

Fics & One Shots

Into You Masterlist roommate!bkg x afab!reader

nsfw. content warnings at the beginning of each chapter

In a Daze bf!bkg x afab!reader

cw: nsfw. smoking 🍃, afab!reader, mentions of a strap, bratty!reader, soft dom!bkg, exhibitionism (kinda not really), dry humping, body worship, cock riding, creampie

Just Friends friend!bkg x afab!reader

cw: nsfw. afab!reader, dom!bakugo, subby!reader, that knee thing hehe, unprotected sex, creampie, overstim, dacryphilia

Sweet Dreams bf!bkg x afab!reader

cw: nsfw. needy!bkg, dom!reader (ish), oral (f. receiving), dry humping, creampie, implied aftercare

Birthday Wish bf!bkg x afab!reader

cw: nsfw. bottom!katsuki, afab!reader (though no pronouns used), pet names, pegging, reader occasionally refers to strap as their cock, rimming (m. receiving), aftercare, soft!bkg

Kiss & Make Up bf!bkg x reader

cw: sfw. hurt/comfort, angst, established relationship, pet names (princess), not proofread

Perfection bf!bkg x afab!reader

cw: nsfw. afab!reader (no pronouns used), degradation (reader receiving), bratty!reader, hurt/comfort

'I Only Need Ten Minutes' bf!bkg x afab!reader

cw: nsfw. afab!reader, established relationship, oral (f.receiving), fingering (f.receiving), pet names (babe/y), thicc reader, dirty talk, reader is thirstyyyy

A Fortunate Misunderstanding Masterlist prohero!bkg x journalist!reader

nsfw. content warnings at the beginning of each chapter

Fight Me, Fuck Me bf!bkg x afab!reader

cw: nsfw. afab!reader, reader is described as feminine but no pronouns are used, prohero!bkg, toxic behavior but yall apologize, established relationship, pet names (babe, my love), bakugo pays a lot of attention to your ass and thighs, reader and bkg are switchy asf, multiple orgasms, creampie, squirting, light spanking

Well, We've Got the Rest of the Night bf!bkg x afab!reader

A continuation of "I Only Need Ten Minutes" cw: nsfw. fingering (f. receiving), oral (m. receiving), unprotected p in v, squirting, little bit of aftercare, subby reader

Drabbles

High Katsuki tingz pt. 1 pt. 2 bkg x gn!reader

cw: sfw. oiu'd, established relationship, cuddles

Aftercare with Katsuki

cw: nsfw. mentions of bite marks/hickeys, sexual themes (duh) but overall pretty fluffy, not really proofread

Going Dancing w Bakugo

cw: nsfw. unedited, fluff, fem!reader but no pronouns used, slight bimbo!reader, reader is drunk, slight somnophilia (w consent), mastubation (m.receiving), oral (m.receiving), cock riding

Drunk MHA Crew

cw: sfw. drinking, gn!reader, crack, fluff, humor

How Bakugo Confesses His Feelings

cw: sfw. fluff, pro hero!bkg, sidekick!reader, gn!reader

Thoughts Abt You Based On Your MHA Simp

cw: sfw. I'll probably roast you🤷🏻‍♀️ but it's✨️for the jokes✨️, I'm not caught up on the manga so no spoilers here 🙈

Headcanons

MHA Reacting to Gossip Prank

sfw. fluff, humor, established relationships

Katsuki & Kinks

nsfw. content warnings for individual posts

Bakubrainrot

cw: sfw. fluff

Katsuki Is Only Soft For You

cw: sfw. fluff, mild pda, possessive bkg, light thwap on the 🍑 but its barely sexual, katsuki is a meanie bc ofc he is

Living with Katsuki

cw: sfw. fluff, romance, suggestive stuff, bf!bkg, domestic shit, mention of fighting

Teaching Bakugo How to Dance

cw: sfw. fluff, some suggestive but not really

Bakugo in Bed

cw: nsfw. afab!reader, reader squirts once, dom!katsuki, soft!katsuki (bc I love both hehe), biting (f. receiving)

Massages w Katsuki

cw: nsfw. some suggestive content, nothing explicit tho, hella fluff.

Bakugo Headcanons

cw: fluff, female reader, some spice, bakugo is a lil mean

When You Bring Up Pegging

cw: nsfw. mentions of anal (m. receiving), dom/sub dynamics, mentions of sex toys, afab!reader

My Faves & Cuddles

cw: hella fluff, afab reader, some suggestive content

How My Faves Deal w Bratty Behavior

cw: nsfw. dom/sub dynamics, some of my faves are bullies and some are soft but that's how I like it. suggestive/spicy content obvi

My Faves When They're Touch Starved

cw: fluff, a lil spice, shigure

My Faves and Their Fave Position

cw: nsfw. dom!toji, yuta is a lil tease

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