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#no fan service my ass#i need him carnally#chilchuck#chilchuck tims#chilchuck dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#long post#fuck it main tags can have this too#to all my fellow chil simps#i have more of these i think#my collection is embarrassing#i am cringe but i am free#anime caps#manga caps
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also wasn't sure what to do with the lan simp brothers so i guess they can sit on the side
#mdzs#wei wuxian#jin guangyao#jiang cheng#nie mingjue#sorry if someone made this post already / this is already obvious to the fandom. im new :'3#mdzs meta#anyways ig herein lies the reason why jiggy's chengxian hot takes are not quite correct#he's projecting the nieyao dynamic onto them but it's not quite the same!!!#anyways this is also why im both a jc stan and a jiggy apologist. i prefer pragmatic characters who recognize the limits of their abilities#do not attempt the impossible. u will fail and die. no main character halo for u after all#anyways i wasnt sure what to do with the lan simp brothers. whether to add a third axis/category for them or not.#lan xichen mediates between jiggy and nmj and i guess tries to see both sides? or try to get them to understand each other? idk tbh#lan wangji is just a hater though. he is 100% on wwx's side. wei ying is right about everything actually. jiang wanyin you loser bitch#yanyan speaks
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I just think crossbones is neat.. an alright dude you know?
Obsession? Whattt nooo…
#i.. uhhh don’t really wanna post simp art on my main lol#but I like how some of these sketches turned out#I just think he’s cool okay?#he’s so squishy I just wanna hug him#crossbones my beloved <333#crossbones#ts!us sans#ts!underswap#silly art#sigh.. thanks for tanking my picture quality again tumblr <3#first art post on this blog woahh
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sometimes people forget that Stiles is a Derek Hale simp
#stiles simps for that man so hard its embarrassing#he can sometimes play it cool but its hard to hide from emotion smelling werewolves so he starts to simp on main#look at me yall im on a roll (she says as she posts two (2) posts in a row)#sterek#eternalsterek#personal
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trying desperately to convince everyone around me that i am, in fact, not in love with montague fortnite (no one is buying it)
#why is he looking at me like that...... bloosh#the (so far) 3k word fanfic?#me maining him?#making this blog to simp for midas but every second post being about him?#listening to his voicelines 3 times before i sleep for good dreams?#all a coincidence i tell you#fortnite#fortnite memes#montague#montague fortnite#fortnite montague#shitpost#if i could choose between world peace and tapping montague once (1 time) we would all die#opening up fortnite on stream and being exposed as a montague main ruined me even if none of my friends know who he is fhesebgksrg
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Tim out here in his thigh-highs continuing to get work DONE. I love to see him thriving without it being about Bruce’s mental health.
#Tim really went ‘I’m her’ this issue and I love that#about to change my main in Gotham Knights out of respect#actually updating my blog header to include Tim appreciation#I love that him and Dick get along but I really wish they didn’t always spotlight Tim being a simp#tim drake#dc comics#comic panels#gotham war#gotham war spoilers#does anyone even care about spoilers??#gotham war scorched earth#dc robin#robin dc#tim!robin#I know dick cass dami and duke are here but this ain’t about them so I’m not tagging#original post
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How to Become a Step-Dad in 5 Easy Steps: p. 2, ch.2/5(?)
Happy Late Valentine’s Day my dudes.
(This is Unedited, the cleaner version is on ao3)
First, prev, lore, ao3
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It was a week later that Jason ran into his neighbors again. Or well, actually Red Hood ran into them. Then again “ran into” was a bit of a strong (read: inaccurate) description. He had more so observed from afar than ran into them per-say.
He had just landed on a rooftop when heard the sound of increasingly familiar giggles. A cold wind pushed against his helmet as turned to the source. Lo and behold there was the father-daughter heading on the direction of their apartment complex. It was about two blocks from their current location.
‘Well,’ Jason thought. ‘2 blocks off my normal route won’t hurt. I’ll just make sure I see them arrive safely and then continue on with my patrol.’
He watched as Ellie is rushed down the street waving around her toy space shuttle, eager to get home. She ran further ahead from Danny who had his hands full with groceries. He called after her to stay where he could see her and she just giggled and gleefully replied with and “Okay Daddy!”
Jason smiled at their interaction. He felt a sense of comfort and longing seeing such a close and loving pair. However, his smile faded as a pit formed in his gut. His instincts could sense was something off and from the corner of his eye he saw some movement in the alley the Ellie was approaching. As quickly and silently as possible Jason crossed the rooftops to get closer.
Just as Ellie reached the opening of the alley some two-bit thug reached out and pulled her into the alley. The young girl cried out as she dropped her shuttle. She called out to her dad in distress.
“Daddy!”
“ It’ll be okay Ellie! I’m coming! Remember what I told you?!”
Danny called back took of down the road trying to reach his daughter.
This seemed to calm her down as her fear became more manageable. She stop struggling and did her to glared at her would be kidnapper. Jason finally arrive on the roof top ready to drop into the alley and intervene when he witnessed a series of events that stunned him.
Ellie kicked the guy in the nuts with as much force as her little body could muster.
Which appeared to be quite a lot based on the sound that came outa the guy as he let go of her. Just then Danny reached the alley abandoning his groceries by an empty box at the mouth of the alley.
“Ellie!” He exclaimed reach out to gathers her in his arms. He held her tightly and stoked her hair trying to calm her. “ It’s okay baby, I’m here. Daddy’s here Ell. I’m not gonna let anyone take you,” he assured her.
The guy growled as he managed to get back up. He bagan to advance towards them once again with a switch blade in hand this time. Unfortunately for him he didn’t get very far in his plan to use it as Danny reached into his pocket and pulled out some thing labeled “Creep Repellant”. Just as the guy got close Danny pushed Ellie behind him, lifted his arm and maced the guy to distract him. The man cried out in pain and ended up dropping his blade. Then Danny pulled back and clocked the guy in the nose. He stumbled back groaning.
Danny didn’t give him another chance to regain his wits. He just turned, picked up Ellie, and booked it home.
Jason witnessed all of this almost starstruck by the way the how the dad handled himself and his kid. His major priority was making sure Ellie got out of the situation safely even if he had to abandon his groceries and Ellie’s toy to do it. Jason decided to make sure they won’t be followed by this guy. He dropped in and quickly knocked the guy out. Then he zip-tied him to a pipe and called for someone to come pick up guy up before he decided to hand him over to one of his Lieutenants instead. None of them would take to kindly to a potential child trafficker.
Jason walked back to the mouth of the alley and examined the abandoned groceries in the same galaxy-print reusable bags he’d seen Danny use at the store last time. He picked them up, along with the toy space shuttle, and took the back to the apartment complex. He left them in-front of Danny’s door with a note from Jason saying he found them in an alley and believed them to be Danny’s because he recognized the bags and one of the toys Ellie had shown him.
Was it a bit weird? Perhaps, but it could be played off as a coincidence and made more sense than the Red Hood leaving them on the Nightingales’ fire escape.
~
Later that night Jason’s brain kept replaying the image of a six-year-old kicking a grown man in the balls and her father proceeding to pepper spray and deck the dude. It brought a smile to his face to see that Ellie was well protected and evidently being taught how to protected herself too. He felt his fondness towards them grow once more. (He tried to ignore the part of his brain that kept replayed Danny’s punch and whispered ‘that’s kinda hot’)
~~~
About three days later Jason was driving home from the Wayne Foundation on his bike when his engine started stalling and losing power. He cursed his luck and decided to take a turn to head to his favorite mechanic's shop.
Ol' man Sammy had started the shop when he was still a kid and his grand-nephew Leandro, Leo for short, started working under him when he had just started out as Red Hood. They were good people who didn't mind acting as informants in exchange for Hood's protection. Nor did they mind the Jason Todd-Wayne showing up from time to time. As far as they were concerned he was another alley tyke grown up, now a paying customer and potential investor.
Last he heard from them was a month when Sammy officially passed on the reins to Leo and settled into retirement with his wife Avellana. Word had it Leo had been looking for a new hand around the shop and Jason had sent a couple of guys looking to get out of the henchman business his way knowing if Leo didn't hire 'em he might direct them to a cousin who would. He wondered vaguely if Leo ever did end up hiring someone. 'Well I suppose I'll find out soon enough' he thought pulling up into the workshop.
Jason pulled his helmet off, feeling a fresh breeze hit his face, and called out to the two men he saw working on a truck. One of them was examining something under the hood and the other working on the underside. He tucked his helmet under his arm but didn't get off the bike yet. He called out to the two guys.
"Oy Leo, compa! Is that you?"
The man inspecting the hood pulled his head out and gave Jason an impish grin.
"Oh man, Jasón is that you güey?!" The wiry, oil-slick man came over to greet him. Shaking his hand and pulling him into a half-hug.
" You here to get something fixed man?"
Jason slide off his bike and nodded back at it.
"Engine keeps stalling, I was hoping you could take a look," He then glanced back over to the man still working under the truck. " How's Ol' Sammy doing? I see you got the new hands you were looking for."
Leo grinned back, enthusiastic as ever. "Yeah man, he's new in town but good with his hands and a hard worker. Tio approved of him before he left. He and Tia are on vacation right now, went back to visit her family."
That's when a phone rang in the office. Leo sighed turning to Jason.
" Hey man I gotta take this but the new guy can totally get you set up. I'll be right back."
He turned and called out to the man under the truck "Ay chavo! We got a customer man! Come help 'im out while I get the phone!" before rushing of to the office.
The man finally pulled out from under the car and staring back at him were familiar blue eyes and a face smudged with oil. Danny grinned up at Jason as he began to walk over.
"Well hey there stranger, funny running into you here. Guess you must be friends with Leo and Sammy, huh? A real man of the people you are?"
" Uh, hey," Jason felt himself flush with embarrassment, his hand coming up to scratch his nape. " I mean yeah I guess so. I've known them almost as long as I've been able to walk so..."
" I'd like to thank you."
" Huh?" Jason met his eyes with a confused look.
" For finding and returning my groceries and Ellie's shuttle I mean. I got real lucky you happened to find them, otherwise that'd have half a paycheck down the drain. I'm grateful for what you did."
"It was no big deal," he said glancing away. He looked back to see a soft look on Danny's face.
" It meant a lot to me" he replied softly.
The two gazed into each others eyes for a moment before Danny turned his attention to the bike.
" You said the engine was stalling?"
Jason nodded in reply as Danny began to inspect the vehicle. After few minutes Leo emerged from the office just as Danny gave his verdict.
"It need a couple of new filters and an adjustment of the throttle position sensor and then it should be good as new."
" Perfecto!" Leo exclaimed walking out of the office. "You can handle that while I had out. Some guy in Chinatown needs a tow so I gotta take the tow truck and go."
He turned to address Jason. "You can trust Danny here with the bike, I wouldn't have hired him if he wasn't any good!"
He clapped Jason's shoulder before rushing out to his truck. Jason turned to Danny who shrugged and gave him a helpless grin.
" You got experience handling bikes?" Jason questioned.
" Sure do, I knew this one asshole back home who had a pretty sick ride. I ended making friends with him somehow and he taught me about 'em. I've already worked on a couple for Leo here too." Danny replied before walking over to the register.
" Here, I'll ring up an estimate for you. If you decide to leave her here with me I can have her done in an hour-hour and a half and you can pay when you come to collect her."
Jason decided he was willing to let Danny handle his bike. He figured he could just walk a block and grab some dinner at that Mexican-Caribbean fusion place nearby.
" I'll let you take care of her, like Leo said, he wouldn't have hired you if you weren't any good."
Now it was Danny's turn to flush. He fiddled around at the register before talking to Jason again.
" So can I get your number?"
" Huh-?!" Jason startled. Danny flushed even deeper and pointed at the pen and notepad on the counter.
" For the job! I’ll send you a call or text when it's done!"
Jason's face broke into a wicked grin. "Sure," he teased picking up a pen.
"Here's my work number," he said handing Danny a piece of paper. " And here-," he paused to write another number. "is my personal line. But that ones just for you neighbor. So don't go spreading it around," he winked.
He turned to walk out as he heard Danny spluttering behind him. And despite the expletives Danny called after him, he could do nothing to disguise the fondness in his voice.
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Later that evening, Jason rode home on his newly serviced bike. He'd offered to give Danny a ride home but he still had an hour of his shift left and reassured him that he would be fine to make it home by himself. He took not of how well the bike was running. 'Purrs like a kitten' he thought. The voice in the back of his head once again returned to chime in 'Nothing like a man who's competent at his job'. Jason cursed the voice out, revving his bike and ripping down the street.
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A few days couple of days later Jason receives a text:
"Hey its Danny. You run a soup kitchen with the Wayne Foundation right?"
Jason is instantly filled with concern. Did the Nightingales hit a financial pit fall? Was Danny hurt and unable to work? Did that creep stop paying his child support? He quickly wrote back to Danny
"Yeah why?"
"Ellie made friends with another girl in the building whose mom mentioned "soup night" was coming up and she came home and asked me about it.
I'm lucky that Leo pays well and Vlad's got plenty of money to cough up that we don't really have a need to go but I figured this might be a good learning opportunity to help Ellie understand both our and her friends situations.
I was hoping you had room for a few extra volunteers?"
Jason felt his worries melt away, just like his heart.
"We always have room for more volunteers
I'll text you the details"
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That following Sunday Jason was organizing volunteers to set up the rec center he'd established last year step up for the soup kitchen. He was directing people with trays of food while his assistant/partner Irene ran through hygiene rules with some of the volunteer servers.
Behind him Jason felt the door open and a refreshing rush of wind filled the air as his newest recruits walked in. The daddy-daughter duo walk up to Jason and Danny gave him a little 2 fingered salute.
" Volunteers Danny and Ell reporting for duty!"
Jason gave them a soft smile.
" Hey guys, it’s nice to see you. This is Irene, my second-in-command. She'll run you through the serving protocols and get you ready to help. Danny you'll probably end up handling food while Ellie takes up resupplying utensils, plates, napkins and bottled drinks."
Danny smiled and ruffled his daughter's hair who giggled enthusiastically with a determined smile on her face.
" I think that'll work for us!" he said, turning to Irene who greeted them with a warm smile and led them over to her section.
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About 15 minutes later Irene sidled up to him with a cheeky grin. Informing him he'd left Danny and Ellie with some of the other, more experienced volunteers.
" Sooooooo," Irene wiggled her eyebrows at him.
" Sooooooo- what?" he returned to her with a blank stare.
" When were you gonna tell me you had a crush on your new neighbor!"
Jason's face turned red as two more of their colleagues descent upon Jason having overheard what Irene said. Like sharks to blood in the water he swore.
First John, who was also one of Hood's men, whipped around and exclaimed. "What?! Jason you have a crush on your neighbor! What about Hood?!"
" For the 50th time Johnny, I'm not dating Hood. And its not a crush Irene!" Jason said in exasperation.
That's when Fern, the non-binary rec center manager, popped up behind him and said "What's this about Jason having a crush?"
Jason once again protested futilely that he didn't have a crush while Irene gleefully filled Fern in.
" Jason's totally got the hots for the hot, single, young dad who's volunteering with his daughter tonight! You should have seen how soft his face got when they showed up. And get this! Their actually neighbors and Jason's already been to their house for dinner!"
Fern whistled while Jason spluttered.
" How do you even know about that?!"
" Your crush let it spill while we were making small talk," she shrugged.
Jason groaned. None of them were gonna let this go.
"Come on you guys, its nearly time to start. Go get into your places," he insisted.
They relented but Irene shot him a mischievous look that told him he wouldn’t be escaping their teasing at a later date. Sigh.
Jason took his place in line manning the mashed potatoes. He felt someone nudge his shoulder and turned his head to see Danny standing next to him.
" Irene put me in charge of the green beans"
Oooh Irene we will be having words later!
"- and Ellie's been put on crowd control, which I think is just their way of saying she should take any kids done eating to the other room to play."
He smiled up at Jason, who of course smiled back.
"Lets do this" he said as the doors opened and their night of volunteering began.
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It was a busy night so he and Danny didn't have much time to talk, but Jason learned a great deal just by observing. As his night went on he only saw more and more what amazing people the Nightingale's were. Thoughtful and kind without being condescending. Both Danny and Ellie were incredibly compassionate people.
Danny made an effort to be kind to anyone who came up to him and tried to connect with them in order to make them more comfortable. Ellie was a hit with the kids. She was strong-willed, outspoken and quickly took to speaking up for the shyer kids. She ended up amassing a little posse of her own. She made sure all her newfound friends got to try the foods they wanted and to get their turns with the toys in the game room.
As Jason continued to scoop out mashed potatoes and ignore suggestive glances and cheeky smiles from his friend he couldn't help but feel a sense of pride and warmth. This was something he built through his efforts to help the Alley and he got to share it with two people he was growing to care about deeply. In turn not only had they shown an interest what he was trying to do here but actively sought to help others with him.
Jason took in the sight of Ellie leading a gang of smiling children. He made another sidelong glance at Danny, who was bonding with a young boy who said the green beans reminded him of a mythological creature. Privately he thought to himself that maybe Irene was on to something with her whole crush theory.
~~~ Thats all for this chapter. I do have some stuff planned for the rest of this section so look forward to that. Once again I welcome any comments or constructive criticism!
#long post#welcome back to HBSD on todays episode we have:#Danny maces and decks a guy after Ellie cracks his nuts#Danny asks for Jason’s number at the garage where he works#Danny and Ellie volunteer at the soup kitchen Jason runs#fluff#romance#does this count as slow burn?#Jason is slowly coming to terms with his crush#I support the simp-ification of Jason Todd#I wanted to post this for Valentine’s Day but I ran a little late#Happy late Valentine’s Day#dc x dp#dead on main#jason todd x danny fenton#jason todd#danny fenton#danielle fenton#single parent au#single dad!danny fenton#de-aged!dani#hbsd#hbsd au#How to Become a Step-Dad#How to Become a Step-Dad in Five Easy Steps
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waking up in a world where Resplendent Grima is finally real, life is good
#Feh#feheroes#fire emblem heroes#grima#I AM STILL GOING FERAL YALL#HOLY SHIT!!!!!!#currently have to finish up some deadline work so I don't have alot of time to draw YET but once I'm done with that it's over for you guys#I LOVE HIM SO MUCH#Basically this post is just here to have me simp on main#I have waited for this for YEARS I WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT
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I realize I have a very specific type in people thanks to Karasu
#cocky men with smarts... a deadly combination for someone like me#i'm calling out to a god i don't even believe in at this point send fucking help#karasu the man you are#NOT EVEN IN A SIMPING SENSE. HIS CHARACTER MAKES ME DIZZY LIKE AAAAAAA RELATABLE (in terms of demeanor. not smarts exactly.)#AND SO WELL WRITTEN TOO#please please please let him shine in the main series someday too please please please#head empty no thoughts just karasu being an analyzer in general#ugh i cannot write a post about him without sounding like a lovesick guy (which i am)#karasu tabito#episode nagi#bllk episode nagi
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What is it when you don't even have any fantasies about a person you just want to be in their presence. i don't need you to touch me I just need to hear you across the room and be able to fall asleep knowing you're there.
#ive breached containment#I'm simp posting on main#i keep a colonge that smells like him because it helps me sleep#shiftblr#shifting antis dni#reality shifting#shifting community#shifting#shifting realities#shifting reality#reality shift#asexual
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pinch hazard.
#v2#v2 ultrakill#for the simps in the tags on the og post on main lmao#i say as if im not one either#nsft#my art
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They need to make death reversible so falin touden can smash my skull in and I can thank her
#IM LITERALLY SO ILL ABOUT HER RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE NO IDEA I DONT HUAVE COVID I HUAVE CANCER HELP ME#just ask and ill post the screenshots im crying over oh my fucking god she is so beautiful help me help me#im messaging all of my friends none of them understand guys oyu get me right right??#i just got “mhm ok buddy” -ed im livid#falin#chimera falin#falin touden#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunme#moss' madness#simping on main or whatever
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*Drops this here*
#vern simps over fictional women#I'm going insane#i'm so sorry#My selfship sideblogs are too specific to 1 f/o so I'm posting this here#(but my mains are Emma and Mary :3)#my edit
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Uhh uhh
😳 okay dang dude, be my Valentine please
#doctorsiren#fallout#fallout 4#nick valentine#prewar nick valentine#BETHESDA GAVE ME TOO MUCH POWER#BY GIVING ME THE FREEDOM TO DECIDE HOW THE HUMAN NICK LOOKED#SO Uh#THANKS#art#digital art#my art#fanart#procreate#THIS WAS (only partially) A JOKE WITH MY FRIEND BUT ALSO#😭🤯😍😳😨💖🤭💥🤩🎉🤨#I know I usually don’t post this level of simping on main but#hehe here we are
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I saw D20's Misfits & Magic, ExU: Calamity, D20's The Seven, and I liked Aabria but that was kinda it, I just liked her yknow?
And then I saw D20's ACOFAF, saw her on Critical Role as Deanna and started going like 👀 okay hold on
And then I just finished D20's The Ravening War, and I finally started ExU: Prime and I also began listening to Worlds Beyond Number (and then quickly stopped I think mid ep 3 because you're apparently supposed to listen to the Children's Adventure first!) and I just. Love her 😭 she has so much friggin heart and puts so much thought into her characters and I love how open she is as a DM and how she describes things and man, listening to her in WBN as little Suvi is just 😭😭 made me fucking cry in her INTRODUCTION and several times since! Ma'am I am suing for damages!!!
This is an Aabria Iyengar appreciation post. I hope to see her in so. many. more things!!
#guys for real worlds beyond number is SO good and I absolutely love her as Suvi#but also just like I love how she's not afraid to make choices that might make people mad like Laerryn/Karna for example#or maybe she is afraid to but she does it anyway and makes the stories better for it#and she's just. aagh not to gush and simp on main but!!! I LOVE HER#also i know she's on tumblr so.. if you see this i hope it doesn't freak you out okay. i just really admire how you play d&d and think#you're rad as hell#anyway more Aabria!!!#aabria iyengar#worlds beyond number#the ravening war#d20#my post
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The magnus archives fandom is great because everyone is terrified of all the eldritch horror avatars except for the ones they would fuck. Actually scratch that, they would fuck the avatars they are terrified of. I am scared of The Spiral but Helen and Michael are sexy and I would let them do unspeakable things to me
#i've had this account since i was like 12 childhood me would be horrified of me simping for eldritch horrors on main#however#i am no longer 12#tma#the magnus archives#the spiral#michael shelley#helen richardson#the distortion#i-post-posts-post
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