#simon/bram headcanons

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ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ꜱɪɢᴍᴀ . . .

I personally headcanon him as intersex.

He/him or they/them is fine for him.

He isn't quite sure what his preferences are yet, but he's asexual.

His blood sugar goes low often due to sleeping issues & overall health issues.

Timeline is flexible.

He has imposter syndrome. It means he believes his achievements aren't enough or they're not good, even though he's proven worthy of his position and aforementioned achievements. People with imposter syndrome also have an internalized fear of being found out, believing they are a fraud.

Thank you!]

[simonspierisapeanut]

[Leah] “No, you did not just find Simon Spier’s secret fanfiction in five minutes.”

“I did.” [Bram] smiles. “I’m a hundred percent sure.”

I read it aloud. “’ All I want for Christmas is you,’ by youwontbutyoumight. How do you know this is him?”

“Well, first of all, the pen name.”

“I don’t get it.“

Bram leans forward on his elbows. “You won’t, but you might. It’s an Elliott Smith lyric. That's the first giveaway.”

Ok but do you know what this bit in Loto means.

Bram had never listened to Elliott Smith before he started emailing Simon, so he wouldn’t have been able to recognise one of his lyrics.

So, when did he get to the stage when he could? (Assuming he didn’t just notice the pen name and look it up there and then, but even then it’s unlikely he would pick it out of all the others if he hadn’t listened to that song).

So, there are two possibilities, both of which are adorable.

1) Before Simon and Bram were officially dating, Bram took Simon’s email advice to go download “Oh Well, Okay” and “Between the Bars.” I’m just saying, and listened to Between the Bars enough that he could recognise that one line as being Elliott Smith’s, bearing in mind that he only sings it once in the whole song. Which is cute and amazing in itself,

OR

2) At some point while they were dating, Simon took Bram to his house, and they ended up listening to Elliott Smith, and Simon ended up gushing about Elliott Smith is an amazing singer, and just why he wishes they could’ve made it to one of his concerts, and just what all the lyrics mean, while Bram is just looking at Simon marvelling at how this little peanut is just so freaking adorable. Also, they’d be lying on a carpet, eating Oreos, and Simon is talking to Bram, because the closest thing I’ve ever had to a journal is you.

[honorarypines]

Heartstopper/Love Victor/Love Simon crossover nobody asked for

- They meet during Truham/Higgs trip to US or something 

- I can see Charlie getting along with Victor since they’re both gay disasters

- Lake instanly befriending Imogen. At some point Imogen ends up having a sleepover at Lake’s almost everyday. Lucy is not jealous though, she trusts her gf

- Lake/Lucy going on double dates with Tara/Darcy

- Ok so there are three Nicks now: Nick Nelson (Heartstopper), Nick Eisner (Simon) and Nick-Victor’s ex boyfriend, which causes so much chaos and  misunderstandings

- Simon and Nick N getting along well. Nick teasing Simon about his complete lack of coordination, Simon passing his oreo addiction onto Nick 

- Abby adoring Tara and Darcy sm

- Rahim and Elle chatting about fashion + painting each other’s nails

- Tori and Pilar becoming besties, gossiping about their brothers

- Charlie eventually opening up to Lake about his eating disorders since it’s something she’s familiar with as well

- Bram and Charlie teasing their less academic boyfriends

- Tao acting super jealous at first, but eventually warming up to the new friends

- Mia and Elle hanging out a lot. Both are super chill and cool, with best fashion senses

- Nick N. running into Cal somewhere. They end up having emotional conversation about bisexuality 

- Surprisingly, Tao and Felix becoming close. Both are extremely loyal and quirky. They also share love for weird movies

- Andrew acting protective around Charlie; he’s such a fierce ally and hearing about Char’s bad experiences with his rugby teammates made him sad 

- Tara, Darcy and Charlie occasionally playing with Benji and Lucy’s band 

- Endless tea versus coffee debates

- Nick and Charlie being the cutest and maybeee Victor and Benji get a little competitive around them 

- everyone asking Simon for dating advice and he’s like bitch I’m just as clueless as you, just got lucky 

[thvanatos]

anybody want to send emails back and forth like blue and jacques?

haha jk... unless...?

[fandom-ed]

Do you think Simon and Bram ever call each other Blue and Jacque jokingly and/or to tease each other?

cause that would be HELLA cute. 

[there-is-no-synonym-for-cinnamon]

Spierfeld headcanon, if I may

~Spoiler alret to Leah on the Off Beat, probably¿¿~

So I assume Bram and Simon move in together after both graduated college

U know a nice apartment in NYC bc it's freaking NYC

But Biber is still in Georgia and no way Jack and Emily Spier are letting go of this furry goofball. Nope. Nah ah.

And naturally Simon misses him like crazy

And even more naturally Bram brings home a puppy just so his lil prince'd happy

Also cuz the puppy was fucking adorable tho

So sitting in their tiny living room, basically a pile of two incredibly happy men in their early twenties and a very excited doggie

And for the sweetheart he is

Bram would suggest they'll call the puppy Timberlake

Bc what better name for a dog other than the last name of a Canadian-Justin-trashy-pop-singer

Like, where do we know that concept from??

Let it be known Simon Spier is in every possible way deeply in love.

Also a YouTube channel they'd open a couple of years later with their singing dogs

Feel free to buy me a ticket for the concert if you feel like it

[simon-on-the-offbeat]

Spierfeld Date Headcanons

Requested by @the-cabaret-gay (ty for the request!! (Sorry it took so long))

So they rarely go on nice dinner dates

50% because they are broke

And 50% because the portions are too small and they end up going to WaHo afterwards anyway

After they went on a couple nice dinner dates, they completely abandoned it

Then they tried to find creative date ideas online and stuff

But they always end horribly

Once, they did the thing where you flip a coin and heads means turn right and tails means turn left and then you’re supposed to go on a date wherever you end up

They end in the parking lot of an auto parts shop

After that fiasco, they also eliminate “random date ideas Simon found on Pinterest” from their date night options

Another time, Bram decides to take Simon ice skating

Obviously, this also ends horrendously

Bram is a pro

Of course

But Simon can barely stay standing

After Simon falls 15 times, they decide to also eliminate ice skating from their list of date options

Months of WaHo, Movie and Netflix dates later, and Simon finally figures it out

He goes to the store

Actually like 10 stores

And gets every Oreo flavor they have

Which isn’t really that many, so he also takes advantage of Alice’s Amazon Prime membership

And they have a picnic

And stuff themselves with Oreos

And ultimately crown Halloween Oreos the winner

Bram continues the tradition a month later

But he brings every Oreo and Oreo flavored desert he can find

Simon takes this as a challenge and not only gets store bought Oreo treats but also asks Nora to bake him enough cookies and cream deserts to feed an army

This tradition continues for years, new treats and flavors getting added regularly, and Simon and Bram’s love of Oreos never faltering

[kywa-tl]

Simon and Bram hc’s

Simon really likes wearing Bram’s clothes, so its safe to say that Bram has more than a few of his hoodies missing. Bram gets very protective when he spots someone even looking at Simon wrong and so he glares  when people decide that Simon’s life is part of their conversation. Simon doesn’t mind much though, and he tends to get defensive when he hears people talking bad about Bram so its a little bit even. Bram picks Simon up a lot and its just at random times??? Like, they’ll be talking with friends and Bram will just  s c o o p  Simon up??? And Simon is just: ?????? w h a t  a r e  y o u  d o i n g ? ? ? Brams hoodies are oversized on Simon and he just thinks Simon is really adorable Simon and Bram are constantly complimenting each other and it just gets out of hand sometimes cause they keep trying to do better that one another and make the other flustered. ( i never post anythinnggggg)

[petertingless]

Love, Simon/ Queer Eye AU Headcanons

So @gayslowbro we’re discussing Queer Eye as some gays do and John was all like Antoni sounds like a grown up version of Simon Spier and so this happened

If Simon were to ever become part of the Fab 5 but like as a new generation he would take Antoni’s place here is why

Antoni said in a video (the one where he made an Italian dish on Tasty) that he saw himself pursuing other stuff that wasn’t cooking

SO! Simon Spier was exactly like that he was studying like environmental science or something of the sorts I dunno until one day

Nora was showing Simon how to cook something and he thought this is neat so he did the whole cooking thing as a minor and still studied his major although he really enjoys cooking

So flash forward( to like adults now and they’re grown and super good at what they do) Simon and Bram are moving into their own home or apartment and so like Simon’s parents are obviously proud and stuff but sad at the same time so when Si tries to take Bieber with them their parents refuse

This then persuads Bram and Simon to adopt a dog and name them either Blue or Jauqes

Simon had taught Bram how to make their dog’s food bc let’s be real if Simon could make food for him and Bram then he could make food their baby

SO!! Bram is like a super famous soccer player and he’s super big on IG keep in mind!! And one night he decides to instagram Simon’s cooking like both the process bc Simon looks like a dork while trying to cook and dance and also the outcome ( It’s the dish Antoni makes in the Tasty video!!)

ANY DESERT SIMON MAKES HE INCORPORATES OREOS

Because of that Simon is somehow contacted and is wanted to be the food master in the reboot of Queer Eye!!

Simon OBVIOUSLY accepts bc wow!

SIDE NOTE!!! (In the same video Antoni says how he picked up from his mom that he wants no help during his cooking time) Simon is exactly like that so Bram ends up watching !dreamily or with content or major heart eyes! Simon cooking on their kitchen counter

So flash forward Simon and the other Fab 4 do a bunch of press stuff to promote the reboot and one of the press stuff is get this

GIVING BRENDON URIE A MAKEOVER (not that he really needs it, it’s bc Beebo was guess starring on James Corden!! And Corden thought it’d be funny idk I can’t really explain but go with it)

Simon is ABSOUTLEY starstruck and cannot do anything to teach Beebo how to cook bc he’s a disaster gay

In the end Simon becomes Antoni while Bram is a successful soccer play and Nora?? well she becomes one of those A-List chefs on The Food Network

This is probably a mess I wouldn’t be surprised!! I’m hot ( damn you summer heat) and tired so enjoy these headcanons sjdjdjdjdjskbfbd

Here’s also a link to the video I referenced

https://youtu.be/areVnlUXbUU

[yeet-that-gurl]

simon vs. the homo sapiens agenda headcanon

okay, so what if after being together for some time simon and bram still write e-mails to each other? and sometimes simon still writes as jaques and maybe when they are old and with grandkids and they keep getting the questions of how they fell in love they say that they used to write love e-mails to each other

[trs4frs]

my favorite svthsa hc is that bram is a Secret Theater Gay and simon finds out bc bram finishes a song lyric and SCREAMS and they can be THEATER BOYFRIENDS

also i Love when ghe “jock” is a secret nerd of SOMETHING and bram (while being a NERD in general) is a jock

[simonspierisapeanut]

So in Love, Simon (the film), Martin says that Abby’s name is Abby Catherine Suso. However, in Leah on the Offbeat, Leah says that Abby’s middle name is Nicole. In exactly the same paragraph, Leah says her middle name is Catherine. Am I the only person who senses Bursuso or is it just me

[liightsnow]

Another headcanon

Simon actually really loves Troye Sivan. Like he listens to him alot because Troye is a gay guy who's out and proud and Simon thinks that is respectful.

His favourite Troye song is "Happy Little Pill"

He also loves Strawberries And Cigarettes

[joysona]

Can we just talk about the crossover possibilities with Bram and kid flash being played by Keiynan Lonsdale? Bc let's just talk about the possibilities

Bram hiding his superhero identity from Simon and since Simon is a disaster he would have no idea, even when Bram accidentally uses his speed RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM

Bram telling Simon eventually and carrying him to cute touristy dates via super speed

BRAM LOVES SUPERHEROES WHICH MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER

Simon helping Bram train and timing him and watching Bram get really excited and smiley when he beats his record

Bram protecting Simon from the tiniest things like someone calling him a slur in the hallway and Bram gets in superhero mode and calls the bullies out before remembering that normal him is Not like that

Just

Kid flash bram

[heavenlysprings]

the simon squad + pride icons! feel free to use! just make sure to credit me

[simon-and-bram-and-oreos]

Hc that Simon loves Disney movies and knows all the words to every song in beauty and the beast (it’s his favourite) and always watches it with Bram. Then one day simon comes home to see Bram with a FEAST and they eat and listen to be our guest. Finally simon falls asleep in Bram’s arms as they slow dance to Beauty and the Beast 💛.