#silver wolf helping us out would be very funny

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@banterismylovelanguage THANKS! Glad you liked it!

I just thought of how Phantylia used the Abundance and remembered how feared Tanzzyroth was, then connected bugs to literal internet bugs.

The genius society is such a funny name, though it's self-explanatory!

Technically, I thought about the whole thing starting in Hertha Space Station, where we learn of the invasion, and Screwllum ends up getting hacked, staying out of comission for most of the fight...

We can have a trial battle with Screwllum, both as a boss and as a playable character. He needs it!

Blade is just suffering. Whether he is bad at playing or wants his character to finally die is up for debate, though.

The hsr boss fights look like they'll have plenty of phases, and the game format allows for other mechanics! Soo let's make a fun bossfight!

Thanks for your thoughts! And don't worry, you'll know all the elements in hsr in no time!

Remember the "Last line Challenge?"

Tagging @banterismylovelanguage , @isnt-it-pretty and @canonical-transformation because I'm about to ramble about the story.

So, imagine if, in a future installment of Star Rail, we face off against another one of the Lord Ravagers (Irontomb in this case).

However, this time they're targeting Nous and all of the cyberspace, after all, is there anything more destructive than erasing all manner of communication and data between worlds? Everything would plunge into chaos.

Let's say that their choice of attack is using the denizens of propagation (Tanzzyroth), as literal bugs in the system, similar to how Phantylia used the Abundance to destroy the Luofu.

This would happen in Hertha Space Station (or anywhere that's related to the Genius Society). And, although we would have Hertha and Screwllum on our side, only the Trailblazer would actually be able to enter.

The bossfight has 5 stages, one for each firewall we have to bypass (the bugs ate most of the wall but we have to get to Nous).

The first is a 2d platformer where we have to avoid the bugs and find the first entrance, then the second is a simulated universe themed encounter with plenty of riddles, the third one is to literally "surf the internet" (think of a mix between Elysia's Herrscher music video and the first half of Dvalin fight).

During each of the stages, we can see Silver Wolf's chibis hiding in the background, sometimes even giving tips on how to proceed.

The last two stages are the actual bossfight, the first round is basically the Traiblazer and Silver Wolf, who joins the fight, against the Lord Ravager, with the two of them being the last line of defense between him and Nous. (The other character slots are locked).

It's just us, the Emanator of Destruction and everyone that is watching because the whole thing is being livestreamed to the entire Galaxy. (Something something let me crush all your remaining hopes by defeating the resistance in front of your eyes.)

The first round ends with everyone almost dying, only to be saved by Nous (and Silver Wolf usung her chibi friends as a respawn feature). The background changes to the Simulated Universe, Screwllum's disembodied voice is giving us directions, and we can now choose the last two party members from the ranks of the Nameless and Stellaron Hunters (you can only choose one from each faction, though).

Turns out that our friends in the Astral Express and the Stellaron Hunters have been trying to hack their way into the fight as soon as the livestream started, Welt was doing his best while the Mara got the best of Blade and he decided to headbutt the monitors to see if they were portals, Kafka wasn't fast enough, though Elio prophesised that the devices had to go, so no harm done.

Anyway, Nous noticed their efforts and decided to help out, by giving them gsme controllers and letting them pick a fighter. Notice that Blade is awful at any games so his character acts erratically, think Donald from Kingdom Hearts. He is playing on a Wii remote. Help him.

Nous summons all of the Genius Society, represented as shooting stars, as an extra attack, similar to the Engine of Creation or Inhibitor Lunae. Sometimes we get a different effect based on the Genius Society member, like a freeze reaction for Hertha.

We manage to beat the Lord Ravager and return to the real world for some much needed rest (the Stellaron Hunters don't have to worry about their bounties for a bit because they did help save an Aeon so they've been temporarily pardoned).

And that's how Silver Wolf returns home to see all of the monitors destroyed, leading to Kafka's line: "Sorry sweetie, Bladie destroyed all of the monitors!"

The funny thing is that I had all of this thought out before the 1.3 trailer. And now we're getting Tanzzyroth bugs in Simulated Universe!

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SKZ Mate: Chapter 2

Trigger Warnings: Marking, Angst, Misogyny, Sexism, Trauma

The weather had turned cold and it was starting to rain. The wet droplets burned the open wounds on Y/N's body. She said nothing to them as she followed them through the woods, stumbling along. Y/N wouldn't let any of them touch or help her. She could see that her behaviour was annoying the alpha but still said nothing. Her thoughts filled up with what might happen to her. She would be alone with male wolves who have never been involved with an omega. Didn't one just recently turn into an alpha? Y/N sighed at the thought. Wait. How many are in his pack? Y/N was starting to panic. Her alpha had seven other wolves, along with two other male omegas. "What is it omega?" Chris stopped to ask. He could see her thoughts rattling around her head. "How many of you are there?" Y/N asked nervously. "In my pack. There are eight of us." Chris said with a small smile. Anyone could see on his face how proud of his pack he was. They meant a lot to him. "You have two other alphas? One has just recently turned?" Y/N asked. She knew new alphas were volatile during their first few years. They could be extremely irrational and impulsive. Their anger could get the better of them and they weren't safe around omegas. "Hey," Chris said. A soft look on his face. "Jeongin won't hurt you. I won't let him. I swear to you omega." A growl erupted from Y/N's mouth. Her lips turned into a snarl causing Chris to lock his eyes on her. He wanted to discipline her but he couldn't. Not yet at least. Changbin on the other hand thought it was so funny. He had never met anyone who could infuriate his alpha. At the same time, Changbin felt sorry for Chris. Everything his alpha had ever wanted for his pack was an omega. Chris had sacrificed so much for his pack. He deserved an omega. They all did. Now that she was here everything had changed. Every imagination they all had of their omega was thrown completely out of the window. She had an attitude and it seemed as if she wouldn't easily submit.

Chris huffed at her actions and slightly stormed off forward, wanting to head home. He was feeling too many emotions: anger, frustration, disappointment, rejection. "Omega..." Changbin started before a growl erupted from the girl's throat. "What is your problem?" Changbin snapped at the younger female who looked down. "So, uh, little wolf..." Jisung tested out a new nickname. She doesn't seem to mind that. "Is that okay? If I call you little wolf?" "Mmm," Y/N answered sadly. It was better than being called omega. Jisung accepted her response. It was an improvement. "What is your favourite colour little wolf?" Jisung asked. He was hoping if he made small conversations she would become more open to them. "Grey," Y/N said. "Not like a dark grey. An ashy grey." "Like your eyes?" Jisung asked with a smile. "They are sometimes more silver... In the winter." Y/N added, making the slightly older wolf smile.

Admittedly, Jisung did worry about how the others were going to react. Some of them did not take well to others. In particular their second Alpha, Hyunjin. He could be a cold dismissive man with new people, particularly wolves and omegas. Then there was Minho who didn't like things sprung on him and often would make him extremely agitated. Not only that, Seungmin has been in a grumpy mood recently. Jisung wondered if he should warn her but he didn't want her to run, so he decided against it. He didn't want to leave a bad impression before she met them, even though it seemed she knew who they were. Instead, he opted for more generic questions. Ones that were not too invasive, like her lucky number, favourite flower, or favourite animal. It was a quick way to pass the time until they eventually reached their large open house. Their home was more like a cabin with two floors. It was very open and spacious, consisting of windows and ledges. Except for the back part of the house that branched out into a smaller cabin. That was used for something else.

Y/N stopped behind them, noticing how different their home was compared to her last home. This had a strange feeling to it. It smelled homely. It smelled like burnt wood and cinnamon, but there was an underlining floral smell. Her old home smelled like the forest. It was very earthy and didn't have a lot of comfort. This place, however, felt different. Something in her soothed her. "Your home?" Y/N whispered. "Why does it smell like that?" "What does it smell like? To you?" Chris asked, folding his muscular arms across his chest as he watched her nose twitch in curiosity. "It smells... Nice. Different." Y/N whispered, "It smells warm." "Do you want to come inside so Felix and I can check your wounds?" Chris asked as he held out his hand, pointing towards his home. Y/N nodded and followed him up the stairs and through the door. She noticed his hallway was rustic. Not too dark, but had enough to let the sun shine through. Y/N looked around curiously as Chris walked her through his home. When they reached a room, that looked as though it were a medical office, Y/N was smacked in the face by a sweet citric smell. It was so strong. "Hi." The voice was sweet and angelic. It almost wasn't human. "Omega, are you alright if I have a look at you." The voice said again, but Y/N's senses were all blocked up leaving her completely confused. Y/N tried to ground herself but his overwhelming sweetness englufed her. "Hey, omega. Are you alright?" The voice whispered again, grabbing her arm, causing her to snarl, making the male jump back.

Y/N didn't know what happened to her. She didn't understand why her senses were so confused. It was only when she looked at the male that she saw a guilty look on his face. He used his gift to distract me. It annoyed Y/N the way he used his scent to calm her. It was manipulative. "I'm sorry." The male apologised lowly as he noticed his alpha's glare. "Felix. What. Did. You. Do." Chris' voice was harsh as he looked at his beta. "Felix. She needs to feel safe here. What were you thinking?" Chris growled lowly making Felix bow his head in cowardness and submission. "There are thirty-six marks." Y/N openly said, causing the two males to look at her. "There are thirty-six marks," Y/N repeated, showing her arms before slowly pulling her light blue stained t-shirt over her head. There were bite marks all up her arms, on her side, under her breast, and across her neck. Some of them were bloodied purple and red. Some of them were green from infection. Chris couldn't believe his eyes as he looked down at the marks. What have they done to her? My omega. Chris couldn't help it, he had to reach out to her. He had to touch her. As carefully as he could, Chris softly touched her shoulder. A warm tingling sensation shot through her body. She jumped at his touch. Not because he touched her, but it was the feeling he gave her. It was a feeling of comfort, hope, home. Y/N wanted to embrace but she couldn't. He was not hers. He couldn't be. "Omega?" Felix called out, causing her to growl. Chris rolled his eyes at her outburst. "What happened to you?" Felix asked as he slowly lifted one arm, inspecting the wounds on her arm. "I got bitten," Y/N said as if it was obvious.

Felix just nodded, carefully inspecting each bite. Some of them he poked and pressed, others he was more careful with. Felix could tell by the bite marks they were done by different wolves. Some of them were deep, and some of them were surface level. Some of the bite marks dragged down a couple of centimetres. Felix did not understand how someone could treat an omega like this. It astonished him. Even Chris was concerned. Hell, he was furious. Every bite marks Felix touched he would growl. It wasn't until Felix pointed out an obscure bite mark that was planted just below her scent gland that he lost his shit. Chris couldn't believe his eyes. Someone marked his omega! Everything in his body made him turn feral. His wolf was scratching at the surface, ready to turn. Felix knew at that moment he could not hold his alpha back. Once he was angry that was it.

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Mmmmmm more twst x hsr thoughts but this time

Twst mc/yuu getting transported into hsr

Imagine it's after graduation, Crowley after years finally finds the best solution for everyone! You can travel back and forth between your world and twisted wonderland, amazing right? Wrong because the moment you step through the mirror your tumbling face first onto the floor of... A train? Huh? And staring back at you is 5- no 6 very confused faces a tall older man with brow hair that seems to be starting to grey, a beautiful woman with red hair, a cute girl with pink hair- a guy with black hair and another person with grey hair- and of course the most adorable bunny thing you have ever seen

The older man- welt- is immediately asking your business and where you came from- cane and black hole at the ready

You try to quickly explain that you came from the mirror- now mysteriously in the corner of the astral express lobby. And that you were just trying to get to your home world- rather home universe

You are confirmed not a threat and allowed to stay on the astral express, therefore becoming a nameless

When you aren't helping with trailblazing you travel back to twisted wonderland, telling the others about your adventures in this new world (deja vu anyone?)

The shenanigans are crazy, trying to explain that you went from a modern world, to medieval wizard BS, to the future is a harrowing experience already

Even funnier if you end up getting some kind of elemental ability/blessings from a aeon because now you finally have a leg to stand on

Whether or not the blessings work in twst is up to you

Some funny things I can see happening :

Welt being truly horrified at Crowley and his negligence

You/yuu managing to drink himekos coffee because you have suffered lilia's... Everything tbh

Showing March your magic camera (I feel like the camera isn't talked about enough in the twst fandom) and all the pictures you have taken

Grimm being jealous of the cat cakes because every time you come back you smell like them and also have pictures with them

Grim getting jealous of pompom (vise versa)

Being unfazed by the stellaron much to everyone's shock and dismay ("grim would probably try to eat it")

Being unfazed by boss fights and explaining that at least 8 people have tried to kill you and that's being on the low side

Seeing silver-wolf and thinking "ah shit not again" because it reminds you of idia

Being on the loufu and meeting Jin Yuan like "if I had a nickel for every :3 general I met with a sword son I'd have two nickels"

Seeing dang heng in his IL form and immediately blurting out "HORNTON?!" because Obviously

Telling malleus you met two new dragon

This interaction :

Twst!nameless : *completely unfazed by entering the dreamscape, honestly a little on edge*

Sunday : you seem on edge despite also seemingly being unfazed by entering the dreamscape for the first time, is something perhaps bothering you?

Twst! Nameless : well I've been in a dreamscape before- long story with a dragon- and the last time I was in one I fought in a war-

Sunday : WHAT????

Alternatively twst! Nameless being suspicious of Sunday for the entire time and once he reveals everything its just "see! Never trust a traumatised religious man with grey hair!" Rollo flash backs are real

Or twst! Nameless going "the last time I attended a important singing event/competition with a beautiful singer someone turned into a monster and everyone almost got poisoned and died, the whole place was wrecked... Thankfully we had a dragon to help but-" *the entire penacony quest happens* "I spoke to soon and cursed us"

Just another chaos maker on the astral express

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thinking about azula's POV in the conventional werewolf AU is so funny bc like... okay, she hasn't seen Zuko in three years. it's understandable that he would have changed during that time period. and at first, she doesn't really notice anything amiss. it's not really until she's conquered ba sing se, that she actually starts noticing something is a little odd about her brother.

she can't really put her finger on what it is. in many ways, zuko seems the same- leave it to zuzu to hurt his hand in some silly way. and she'll admit, the gloves are an unusual fashion choice. not very practical for a firebender. then he just disappears from the earth palace one night. no one can find him anywhere. he turns up again the next morning looking extremely worse for wear and just... passes out and doesn't wake up until the middle of the afternoon.

he won't answer any of her questions.

(ty lee won't stop squinting at him when she thinks he's not looking. she can't help it! something seems a little strange about his aura.)

he's not himself, clearly. even when they return to the caldera. he keeps his distance from everyone but mai, and even then, he still sort of keeps his distance from her too. he catches him in mother's room, staring extremely hard at the silver brush she left behind. she can't tease him by playfully sneaking up on him anymore. the turtleducks at the palace pond don't quite seem to like him anymore.

he gets so worked up about the silly war meeting that he must not have gotten any sleep at all the night before. he can cover it up all he likes, but she can tell- he stumbles through the day, looking as if he wants to just crawl into a corner and go to sleep. and then, after all that, he just... leaves the palace to join the avatar. which she knows he does, because he helps that non-bender break his girlfriend and his father out of the boiling rock.

(she hears from the guards that he has a burn on the back of his hand. she also hears he made a completely absurd jump onto the moving gondola. they're exaggerating, she's sure.

she hears another absurd rumor- the waterbender went on a rampage against the southern raiders. she had a massive wolf with her- one with a large burn scar on the left half of its face and a ruined left ear.)

then she shoots him full of lightning- and somehow, he's back on his feet again in the time it takes that waterbender to use cheap tactics to beat her. even the waterbender looks a little surprised about that one. he mutters something about 'needing to do a little more than shoot him full of lightning to kill him'.

what does that even MEAN, zuzu. most people die when they're shot with lightning. the avatar certainly did. how are you walking around?

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Hiiii!!! First I wanna say how much I really like your work! Also, I stumbled upon our Seventeen and Enhypen as Hogwarts students, but saw you didn’t have it for Stray Kids 😭 I know they’ve mentioned in 2019 what house they think they are, but you seem to have a much better understanding of the houses and I’m very curious to see what you would think their houses would be.

I was wondering if I could request a similar sort of headcannon for them 🥹 Thank you!

Heck yeah! Can't believe I didn't do this sooner tbh but I love this so here we are 😌 I agree, not necessarily that I'm the best at the job, lol, but that people just go for very generic ideas of the houses (Gryffindor is cool, Slytherin is evil, Hufflepuff is nice/silly, Ravenclaw is smart) rather than the true reflection of where they'd be hehe! Like Ravenclaw is actually also known for being artistic and eccentric, Slytherin for strong determination, Hufflepuff for acceptance and breaking tradition, Gryffindor for being the other self-sacrificing house. So sometimes people just say "I'm a Gryffindor because I'm a good guy!!!" anyway rant over here's the actual content we want🤣

🏰 Stray Kids as Hogwarts Students🔮

Bang Chan

☆ Some kids got sorted instantly, but with one Christopher Bang the Hat took longer. Muttered to itself a lot as it waffled between his qualities, dubbing him hardworking and courageous and ambitious and loving. He couldn't help but flush under the hat's words, almost not hearing when its voice finally bellowed "Gryffindor!”

☆ Being Pure-Blood was only ever a phrase on a family tree for Chris. Who one’s ancestors were, what they looked like, or how much money they had said nothing for their value- only their choices and character did that.

☆ It’s only a formal class for one year, but he adores Flying. The feeling of freedom and getting to have some time outside is heaven for him. Defense Against the Dark Arts is another favorite for the similar reason of being able to get active and challenge himself, even literally facing his fears.

☆ Astronomy is very cool to him, but he finds having to fill in the same charts week after week a bit repetitive and not the best use of his time, frankly.

☆ Gryffindor’s Quidditch captain! He plays Keeper, working with great patience and synergy with the rest of the team to keep the goals clear.

☆ Blessed is the only word Chris can think of when he realizes how many happy memories he can pull from- not everyone can say that. As the word comes to mind, his wand lights up, producing a shining silver wolf standing majestically, protectively, before him.

Lee Know

☆ "You're an interesting one," came the Hat's comment upon touching Minho's head, "you've certainly got your priorities...whatever those are. A unique mind for sure. Better be Ravenclaw!" Some of Minho's friends had teased him as a Slytherin, so he was a bit surprised. Not that he would let his house define him entirely.

☆ He hates the reputation and unnecessary pressure that comes with being a Pure-Blood. It’s stupid and not worth debating in Minho’s mind. The only benefit is just the resources and opportunities he might get, and it’s tempting to turn those down on principle. Money and status don’t matter to him at all and there’s a part of him that wants to ‘sully the bloodline’ just for the hell of it! Luckily his parents don’t care either.

☆ Potions whiz. One of the few who actually get it and enjoy the calm, precise art and its beautiful results and wants to go N.E.W.T. with it. He’s also great at Care of Magical Creatures, naturally focused on the well-being of animals and other living things over his own excitement or whims.

☆ Having a fear of heights, Flying is not it for him. No thanks. He passes, but barely, and in his mind it’s not a skill he plans to use.

☆ Naturally, Minho opts out of Quidditch signups, but instead joins the Gobstones club because he thinks spraying the losers with stone juice is funny. Also gets invited to the Slug Club for his Potions skills and influence.

☆ No one is surprised when Minho closes his eyes, focuses, and boom! Produces a little glowing cat bursting from his wand with a few swipes of its paw to groom its nonexistent striped fur.

Changbin

☆ "Quite a softie underneath it all, eh?" Beneath the weight of the tattered Hat, Changbin strikes a bit of a pose. "Got a lot of ambition, but you've also got a lot of...that. Hmmm..." The Hat muses for a few more moments. "At the end of the day, this one’s a Slytherin!” Pride flows through Changbin’s veins- he doesn’t care for the reputation of producing dark wizards, the potential snobbery. All he cares about is showing his ambition to be the best if he puts his mind to it.

☆ He’s a Half-Blood, but both of his parents are wizards so his familiarity is much more with the Wizarding World. He wants to understand Muggles better to connect with them, too, as well as Muggleborns.

☆ Taking Muggle Studies helps with this and learning about another culture is quite fascinating to him- technology especially is amazing, like that’s what people do instead of magic? Wires of captured lightning? Sounds pretty magical to Changbin. He gets into tinkering with technology because of this. Another class he enjoys is Defense Against the Dark Arts. Changbin loves feeling ready to protect himself and others, so that’s the class he spends the most time practicing and taking notes in. He always thinks of his friends and his sister as he does so.

☆ History of Magic is boring, though, Changbin wants to cast some spells! At the end of the day, where certain spells come from don’t matter to him as long as he can use them. However, the idea of showing up in a ‘great wizards’ history highlight one day is appealing to him…

☆ His strength comes in handy serving as one of Slytherin’s two Beaters. The other teams are lowkey afraid of the Bludgers Changbin sends their way because they know how hard he hits!

☆ Bets are flying on what his Patronus animal would be, a pig or a rabbit. Pig is the most popular choice, mostly in jest, but shushing them all Changbin focuses all the great joy he’s expressing…and out leaps a rabbit! Not just any rabbit, though, but the massive, fluffy form of a Flemish giant rabbit that has everyone laughing and Changbin grinning, reaching out to it.

Hyunjin

☆ Nearly the second the Sorting Hat rests atop his head, it's shouting 'Ravenclaw!' Hyunjin himself can't be surprised, really, not when he's heard talk of the great artists in that house. In fact, pride glows in his chest as he joins his table that the Hat could see that in him.

☆ The Hwangs are an old wizarding family. Hyunjin has a lot of opportunities because of this, but fights against the idea that he could be any better than anyone else because of a name. Rather, he is often seen lifting up Muggleborn classmates and highlighting struggled of other magical people.

☆ Ancient Runes comes naturally to Hyunjin, something about his eye for detail, symbols, and decoding. Language is an area of interest for him so that class is like a beautiful puzzle. Astronomy grants Hyunjin so much art inspiration as well as time to relax and appreciate the gifts of nature and their inherent magic.

☆ There's no one class he hates, but like a lot of students Hyunjin has a harder time focusing on all the information getting dumped on him in History of Magic.

☆ Hyunjin’s extracurriculars include the Muggle Art club where he hones his painting skills and the Ravenclaw Quidditch team, where he plays as the team’s Seeker.

☆ Expectations fly as everyone wonders what the next Hwang’s Patronus will be. Will he get a stag, the majestic animal associated with famous wizards? An eagle, symbolizing his house? Not at all, in fact what Hyunjin summons is a beautiful, delicate silver dove that lights upon his shoulder.

Han

☆ “Don’t be so shy, kid, you’ve got heart.” “Really? Thanks bro.” “Yes, that’s what I’m talking about,” the Hat chuckles, “this one’s a Hufflepuff!” Jisung’s eyes go wide. He wasn’t expecting to get Hufflepuff, but if the hat says so, well, who is he to fight it? It’s nice getting the kindest house, too- maybe he’ll make a lot of friends.

☆ As a Half-Blood, the heavy weight of prejudice never really fell on Jisung. Half-Bloods tended to fall between the cracks as having already been sullied, just middle ground. As he witnesses bullying more and more, though, his passion grows to somehow help others and remind people that nobody can help who their ancestors married.

☆ Charms are quick, snappy, spur-of-the-moment but effective in a pinch, and Jisung likes that. It's fun and he can cast charms as quickly as he cracks a joke or comeback! Ancient Runes brings him a lot of inspiration from history and other languages that he loves to bring to his songwriting.

☆ Flying, thank goodness, isn't enforced every year! It scares him, frankly, and he'd much rather stay on the ground where he belongs.

☆ Because flying isn’t his favorite, no way in hell is he doing it with giant leather and metal things trying to smash him. Nope. However he’ll happily watch and commentate, hence him taking the mic and giving very entertaining descriptions of everything that happens. He’s also in the Frog Choir, always trying to get them to perform one of his compositions.

☆ Jokes around that he’s going to get a massive Patronus animal like a bear or a lion, but once he sees the embodiment of his joy skipping from his wand as a little quokka, he can’t even be embarrassed, just smile!

Felix

☆ "Well, you're just a delight, aren't you?" Felix couldn't tell if the Hat was being sarcastic, but still he chose to respond in kind. "I try!" At that, the Sorting Hat chuckled. "Yes, this one's a Hufflepuff for sure!" His sister had told him as much, but Felix couldn't complain- he liked the idea of being a Hufflepuff!

☆ Felix is a Muggleborn, so he takes in every step of starting school with wonder…though it is a bit overwhelming feeling like everyone’s speaking another language sometimes. But then again, magic candy! Brewing potions!

☆ Absolute wonder at Care of Magical Creatures and Herbology. Felix is so gentle and good with every living thing, they practically request he be the one to handle them and that makes his heart burst with joy and honor! He also loves Potions, thinking the idea is so classic and cool, plus despite what most students say it’s kind of relaxing to him.

☆ Transfiguration dropped lower on his list when they started using living subjects. Sure, the idea that anyone and anything can grow and change and exist in many forms is really inspiring, but those poor mice and birds!

☆ Slug Club inductee part two! Even though he’s a Muggleborn with no direct influence, Felix is such a good student and avid potioneer that he’s a shoo-in. He also plays Quidditch as Hufflepuff’s Seeker.

☆ Felix isn’t sure what animal he’ll get, but he certainly isn’t expecting multiple! The entire class is shocked when a whole brood of chicks tumbles forth from his wand, eliciting shock and charmed coos alike.

Seungmin

☆ "This one's a bit of a surprise now," the Hat commented upon being set atop Seungmin's head. Seungmin couldn't help wondering what that meant and if it was bad, how to prove the Hat wrong. "No, lad, all you just did was prove my point. Looks can be deceiving, after all. Slytherin!" He wasn't sure what he expected, but that might not have been it. Sort of made sense, though- he could have fun with that!

☆ He can’t help wondering if the Hat chose as it did because he’s a Pure-Blood, taking Salazar’s old favors into account. Then again, he did just throw a cheating Gryffindor under the bus in class…

☆ Thinking logically is no trouble for Seungmin, so Arithmancy isn’t a bad choice for him. Connecting relationships between numbers and their power just makes sense to him- eight is his lucky number, after all. He also frequents the Potions dungeon, but that’s mostly just to brew the photo solution that grants his personal art projects motion!

☆ Defense Against the Dark Arts is a fun and active class, but it's boisterous and people take the duels too far sometimes.

☆ Frankly, he didn’t have time to join the Quidditch team due to his other extracurriculars, being an avid Frog Choir singer and the Hogwarts paper’s photographer.

☆ Everyone is sure the student everyone sees as a puppy will get a dog for his Patronus. Imagine their surprise when he casts a tanuki! Cute and cunning, no one can deny it matches him perfectly in the end.

I.N

☆ He forgot the Hat could read his thoughts. “So you want a house where you can show your talents and look out for people, huh?” Flushing, Jeongin just nods with a faint, bashful smile. “Well, better be Gryffindor, then!” He’s surprised, thinking maybe he’d have gotten Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff- he isn’t particularly brave, is he? “Trust me, kid, you’ll find your way,” the Hat promises, and do its eyelike folds wink?

☆ As a Half-Blood, he has knowledge of the Wizarding World, but also life outside of magic. Having one Muggle parent means one person getting yanked into the world of wonder, after all! Jeongin is proud to understand both sides of his world and guide his friends on how Muggles really live.

☆ Details don’t escape Jeongin, so he loves drawing star charts for Astronomy. Transfiguration is another favorite of his for similar reasons: he enjoys the focus, the idea that he can reshape objects into something greater or something new. It feels symbolic, poetic.

☆ Potions stresses him out because it's so easy to burn things or measure wrong; even if little details usually fascinate him, he can be a bit clumsy with the required finesse.

☆ Joins the wizard chess club, art club, and plays Quidditch- what can’t our baby bread do? Jeongin becomes Gryffindor’s Seeker, one especially known for turning the tides of the game for his team completely!

☆ He can barely contain his excitement that day in Defense Against the Dark Arts when it comes time to cast Patronus charms! He wonders if his animal will look like him and he certainly gets his wish when a charming little desert fox pops forth.

[voidnoidoid]

weak hero undergrad uni headcanons part 2: union edition

doing this instead of actual uni work lets goooooo! and without further ado...

Jake: medicine/healthcare. i feel like he would become a doctor so he could heal people like his brother. I find it very sweet, like "i'll become a doctor so i can help you get better!" and it would be a nice conclusion to his character arc cos jake struggles with his bloodlust and capacity for violence. turning his energy towards healing would be good for him.

Dean: hotel management. this is because i watched too much hotel del luna and thought it would be funny. dean number 1 hotelier! he's protective over his friends... so being in the hospitality sector isnt too far of a stretch

Timothy: computer science/business analytics. he's really good with data and scouring the internet for info. He could put his skills to good use in the IT sector. alternate path is secret service spy agent...

Eunchan: ngl he'd skip uni and go be a streamer or something but if he HAD to pursue higher education... he'd go to a trade school i think! he seems like a hands-on typa guy.

Jimmy: business. look at him. his inferiority complex ass (affectionate). yeah I think his ambition will take him far with a business degree. jimmy bae ceo of loser inc. (sorry jimmy stans)

Jack: law, specifically commerce law. He'd be a consultant at jimmy's potential company. he gives me law vibes.

Wolf: jewellery design/metalworking. look hear me out on this one... wolfie loves his bling bling, and once he goes to therapy for anger issues, i think he would like working with jewels and gold/silver accessories. he needs a hobby.

Hwangmo: education/ early childhood education/psychology. ok HEAR ME OUT TRUST!!! hwangmo has been dealing with wolf (glorified manchild) for YEARS. and he seems like such a softie once you get past the harsh exterior (bro can befriend anyone). i think it would be really cute if he became a school teacher or therapist since he's good with people and mediating.

Dongha: cosmetology/hairdressing! dude look at those luscious locks tell me he's not gonna save people's haircuts. he'd specialise in high fashion/experimental hairdos, i see him being a stylist for fashion models.

seongmok: honestly... dude would join the military. or if not he'd study communications. which is ironic because he barely speaks.

kingley: law+commerce. he'd totally do a double degree and bust his ass to become a corrupt lawyer for donald's sake. or a secretary.

donald: law / political science / business ... he'd wanna do something that would let him change the world.

[aphantpoet]

Today I want to talk about this piece of shit and his most memed line "Who knew clones were so paternal."

At this point the "Anyone who watched Star Wars" jokes have been done to death so I'm gonna overthink because that's what a creative writing degree taught me to do.

Before we begin, I have a family in Palestine's go fund me pinned on my blog. if you can I invite you to either donate or spread it around, every little bit helps. Thank you and back to my bullshit.

Viewer Omniscience occurs when an audience is given multiple perspectives at once, it is both a tool and a downfall to character nuance. While it can have many positives such as providing multiple perspectives from large casts of characters or characters who get separated, i want to focus on the negatives. Aside from it being funny, why does Royce Hemlock's line give us that reaction?.

Simply put, we have seen Star Wars, hemlock has not. We've played the Cal Kestis Saga and watched old men Rex, Gregor and Wolfe interact with Ezra Bridger. We were there for the Innocents of Ryloth and the whole of bad batch and the clone who was kind to Boba before he was betrayed. Hemlock was not, he was off on his mad scientist shit. He doesn't know about any of these events. The only clones he interacts with are his experiments and Emerie. there's not exactly a lot of opportunities to see the Mandalorian adoption instinct in action. Frankly, it would be weird if he did know that clones are prone to picking up any kid they see alone for more than five seconds.

It's not exclusive to this meme either. let's take Azula for an example. There are some in the fandom who expect her to intrinsically understand that everything she has been taught is wrong. Zuko was able to understand that colonisation and child abuse is bad so why couldn't she?. What they forget is that Zuko had three years away and tons of chances and his mother carefully contradicting some of his lessons as a child before he even started to realise it was wrong. Even then he has moments where he falls back, resorts to the same toxic patters of thinking he was raised with. Azula never had any of those chances, she never had anyone to point out that Ozai was in the wrong. She didn't have any independent sources to tell her that so why would a teenage girl be able to break the cycle when she doesn't even know she's in one to begin with?

It's common for people in fandoms to get bogged down by the details they already know, even when the character's don't. This lead to some of the very common debated in the SPOP fandom. We get both Catra and Adora's situations handed to us on a silver platter, served with a side of popcorn for our viewing pleasure. Catra and Adora do not. They are in their situations and can only know what has been revealed to them and what they believe. In the first episode, Adora didn't even realise that Catra and herself were both being abused (or at least she didn't classify it from that perspective because she was in it not an observer.) When she leaves she doesn't know that Hordak and Shadow Weaver continue to abuse Catra. how could she? Even if we say she would believe it if she found out she's not seeing it, none of her Rebellion friend are willing to consider that that might be a possibility and any avenue for her to be told is cut off.

In that same vein, when the two are reunited and in a position to learn what the other is going through they don't. They don't communicate and they don't have all of each other's information so they're out of sync. Adora falls back into her old patterns of being the protector or expecting Catra to tell her everything because that's what she knows. Catra slips into her pattern of pushing people away because, it's what she believes will protect her, that makes her mean. Adora isn't aware that, while she was away, any times Catra tried to reach out and forge new bonds massively backfired and that she's feeling incredible guilt as well as realising that her attempt at sacrificing herself failed but she still saved Glimmer and trying to work out what that means.

When they get to removing the chip, they're so out of sync that Adora doesn't realise that Catra is truly afraid for her life and ends up treating her like a brat. Catra doesn't realise that bringing Entrapta in to remove the chip isn't a holier than thou punishment from Adora. it's her being pragmatic and making sure that Catra's sacrifice of trying to save Glimmer and keep them out of Horde primes clutches isn't in vain because they decided to save her. It's only when Adora admits her helplessness and agrees to let Catra go and Catra forces herself open despite everything she's learnt since Adora left the Horde that they even begin to learn the other's story.

In the Clone Wars, a clone named Fives discovers the inhibitor chips in all the clones. When he tries to reveal this information he is not believed by anyone because he is the only one who experienced everything that he experienced. Anakin and Rex did not, Shaak Ti did not so when he comes out claiming things that seem impossible they believe he's crazy. it doesn't help that any evidence he could show them is in the hands of people with a vested interest in keeping it hidden. Any other way he could prove it would require a level of trust that Anakin and Rex are not primed to give him based solely on how the incident was reported to them. We know he's right but from Anakin's perspective; another one of his men just went insane, is acting erratic and paranoid and tried to kill his long time mentor. He may have compassion for him and want to help him but he doesn't believe him. We know where this goes but, to Anakin, Revenge of the Sith is months away.

I bring all this up to say, audiences can get cocky when it comes to information we already know, to the point where we assume character's not knowing something is bad writing or a sign that they're abusive or stupid or incapable of changing but all it is, is realistic world building. People keep things hidden, people aren't always placed in the exact position to learn everything all the time and they're never free from biases and emotional judgements.

So, yes, everyone who's watched Star Wars knows that the clones are building found families on main but Hemlock is not someone who's watched Star Wars, he's just a character in it.

[cozycryptidcorner]

Monster Match for @zestymoo

I'm 5'3", ace, middle aged and feeling a lot of grumpiness these days. I always try to maintain a cheerful and friendly outlook though (not always possible considering how people drive nowadays! *old lady yells at clouds*). I do enjoy non-sexual intimacies like hugs, cuddling, etc, though not a big fan of smooches. I can be a bit on the clumsy side, but it just gives me funny stories to tell. People tell me I have a good sense of humor, and I'm not above the gallows variety. I enjoy writing letters with my fountain pens, knitting, recently picked up crochet, watching classic films, and listening to all sorts of music. I really love music. I have an elderly cat named Yoshi, who the vet says is in very good health for being almost 17 years old, and I will absolutely choose her over any person in my life (she deserves all the good things even if she scares me with all the leaping about she still does at this age!). I am claustrophobic and have an irrational fear of zombies and zombie-like creatures.

He’s an enormously tall individual, ripped to the nines, with ears stretched from gauges he’s long since put away. His eyes are a light, honey-like brown, catching hints of amber in the sunlight, and when he smiles, and his fangs gleam slightly behind his lips. His hair is a mousy brown, somehow simultaneously shaggy and well-brushed, usually in a low bun when working. Despite his size, grizzly beard, and tattoos covering every conceivable inch of available skin besides his face, his presence doesn’t ever seem threatening at all. Well, maybe only to you, because most shady-looking folks will steer clear of him. 

He’s a ranger for a nearby nature reserve, and is well-respected by the locals. In fact, there’s a group of elderly women who cannot get enough of him, and he usually sits with them on Tuesday mornings while taking breakfast in a beat-up diner. The waitresses have his order memorized, and he’s a good tipper, so they’ll usually have his food made before he even walks through the door. 

When he isn’t out clearing trails and checking up on shelter cabins, he’s guiding biology undergrads through tours. There's a program with a few relatively nearby universities where their students will spend a few weeks in the reserve, taking samples and going through data as field training. Despite his outwardly gruff demeanor, he really enjoys the teacher-esque role of herding about 30 students through the forest. 

Despite his more nurturing side, he is more than capable of laying down the law with folks who are harming the forest or others, and as a ranger, he has come across dangerous individuals lurking in the trees. Normally, it’s just some wayward drug users who need help, but occasionally he finds himself face to face with a beast that poses a threat to everyone in the park. 

Luckily for everyone, he has a preference for using words to de-escalate situations. If that doesn’t work (which it usually does, he’s very charismatic when he wants to be), he can make himself to be a bigger, more vicious beast than most. While he can transform into his wolf form at any time, he is far more powerful at night, and much more when closer to the full moon. During the full moon, he cannot retain his human body, and must transform whether he wants to or not. When he was younger, he didn’t have as good a handle on his animal side, but as he got older, he tempered himself better. He can retain most of the night’s activities, save for a few memory gaps that most people will get after a night out. 

His wolf form is as large and intimidating as his human form, about the size of a lion, silver fur, and bright orange eyes. All the same, he’s more of a giant teddy bear than a carnivorous predator. Usually during the full moon, he’s content to lounge around and stretch. He is no better than a lapdog in that aspect, he would crawl into your lap if he fit. You never worry about your safety when you’re with him, wolf form or not, and you’d say he’d never hurt a fly… but he would hurt any invasive bugs that threaten his bees. 

He’s a hobby beekeeper, hosting hives of local bees native to the area. These bees don’t make a surplus of honey to harvest, he just likes the act of keeping bees, nurturing the local ecosystem that’s still recovering from unsafe lumbering a couple dozen years ago. He is, as previously said, more protective of his bees than anything else. Bee-killing wasps and parasites don’t stand a chance against him, especially with the little crossbow he made. 

Now, he doesn’t want to go after the wasp hive, because they’re good for the ecosystem as well. But he doesn’t want those wasps anywhere near his bees, and you don’t blame him. The bees are good to kill the wasps when detected, but that ends with unnecessary bee casualties, and he will mourn each fallen soldier dead by wasp sting. So on days where the weather is hot and the wasps are out, he will sit outside on the porch with an ice-cold beer and snipe the brutish invaders with a toothpick, launched from a crossbow made of office rubberbands and other toothpicks. His eye site isn’t the best, but his sense of hearing and smell are unparalleled. 

He might not be the smartest dog out there, but he does care a lot about his people, his family, his friends. He tries his best to please those he cares about, even if he seems gruff in the face of romance. Really, he just struggles with putting those kinds of emotions in words, and he is easy to render speechless. He tries to carefully think about what he says, rather than stammering out confusing sentences that make no sense. People think he’s quiet, but really, he’s just thoughtful. He wants to avoid bad communication, so he just chooses his words carefully. No flowery language. 

Everything he does for you is an attempt to please you. He didn’t fall in love with you at first sight, because love is something nurtured. Love grew in his heart from a seed, then blossomed the more you interacted. Despite cats and dogs not getting along, he seems to have taken to your cat most expeditiously, and whether or not those feelings are reciprocated are up for debate.

[gingerbreadmonsters]

original sin

or: let’s push their stories aside.

gn!reader, no content warnings, pure fluff fluff fluff (and how long has it been since i’ve said that, huh?). written as a cheeky little secret santa present for the gorgeous @liykaii , organised by the incomparable god of organisation @daveyistheloml - all my love to the pair of you!! <333 inspired by ‘origin of love’ by MIKA, and it shows. sam doing some totally-normal washing up in just over 1000 words.

“Come back safe, darlin’.”

He doesn’t say it loudly, but he knows you’ve heard it - mostly because he can see you freeze where you’re fiddling with your seatbelt, and hear you turning to Milo and demanding that he get a move on before you’re late to David’s. Those wolf senses really are a blessing, aren’t they?

There’s a sharp peal of laughter at your flustered state, a gleeful shout of “We’ll have ‘em back in time for dinner, Mister Collins!”, and the muffled thud of a half-hearted punch before Milo gives in and drives away. He watches the taillights as they disappear into the trees, and sighs fondly at the thought of the embarrassed, lovesick teasing that’s happening in that car at this very moment. You’ll be getting on Milo's case about all those flowers he’s ordered for his mate for their anniversary coming up, and he’ll be laughing up a storm once he realises just whose shirt you’re wearing.

Honestly. A whole pack of troublemakers. God, he loves those wolves to pieces.

(Well, not all in quite the same way. It’d probably be a bit awkward if he did, y’know?)

He ducks back inside, grateful for the early winter nights that let him see you off on the porch like this. It’s not quite the same, in summer, and if he’s honest it’s the damnedest thing. Why can’t it be nighttime all the time?

It’s a little sad, he’s always thought, how easy people think it is to get used to this. Walking back into the kitchen to get started on a dinner that he doesn’t need to eat, smiling at the way the picture frames in the hall always seem to be slightly askew, clicking his tongue at your talent for leaving cups next to the dishwasher but not actually putting them inside. His mate, his mate. Running the hot water, and he’s never loved you more.

People say this is easy, don’t they? Being in love (and isn’t that a thought? Sam Collins, in love. Who knew the day would come?). It isn’t right, the way some folks take the whole thing for granted - it makes his blood boil, it really does. He’d go to the ends of the earth for you, follow you anywhere, give you anything you could possibly wish for. Whatever you decide, whatever you command, he has no choice but to blissfully obey.

At your feet, staring up at his saviour, head cradled in your hands and heart held gently between your bloody teeth. He’s soaked, waist-deep in the thousand blessings of you, and being in love is the conscious choice to tread water. Love doesn’t happen without air, and floating isn’t fun, when it’s not with you.

Clouds parting through the kitchen window, liquid silver splashing in the sink. It should always be nighttime, if you ask him. You’re so lovely, in the night.

(Not like that! Get your mind out the damn gutter!)

(...Although, you’re not wrong, now he thinks about it…)

In the moonlight of his life, you are everything. Soft and dusted with silver, cutting through the frozen water, bright and light and kind. How in hell’s name do you do it? Your key turns the lock and the world knows warmth. Stars in your eyes and your words and your touch, twisting and curling on the surface of the sea, treading moondust into the carpet. He turns his face to the sky and it’s you who’s there to greet him, tumbling through the stifled clouds and dropping effortlessly into his arms.

Everywhere, it’s you. That first, empty day in the woods outside Wonderworld. They say a vampire can’t help but feel a draw to the place they turned, the place where everything changed. It’s true. He does, same as anyone. But it’s funny - did you know that he feels it there too? He’s never been able to explain it. His skin, his soul, anchored to a single square foot of earth where in his mind, his mate still stands - will always stand. For him the night is eternal, and so too are you. A shadow in the moonlight, the blessed eclipse.

Before you, there hadn’t been much.

Not much of him, not much happening to him either. Alone in the garden of Eden, heaped in paradise and nothing to do. A lonely, lonely man, sliced open and abandoned by an Eve who kicked and thrashed her way free of his ribs until he lay shattered among the flowers. Blood soaks deep into the dirt, and Eden hides its face in shame.

Snakes and trees and the beauty of the forever sun. It’s a bore, peace by the absence of passion. He holds his crumbling flesh together and he can almost believe that it’s stone, unchanging and impervious, until the silver moon reaches down to find him and the sweetness of a new life bursts on his tongue. Melting, breathing, learning how to tread water. The quiet shade of a beautiful tree, jade leaves and tender branches, and something catches his eye.

Books be damned. You, the answer to his prayers, the apple that bit back, and he’s forever in your gentle grasp. What is magic, if it isn’t whatever he has with you? All creation is nothing to the wolf Sam Collins loves, who loves him back in equal measure. Heaven is nothing, when it’s midday in the polar night.

The moment passes, and he realises that he’s forgotten to turn the oven on. Are these the sorts of things you’re meant to think about, doing the washing up? He’s not sure, but since when has he ever cared about what he’s meant to do? The clock over the door ticks on, and he’s got the love of his life coming back to him in just under an hour. Better get to work.

People in love stories don’t tend to know they’re in a love story. Silver and sweetness and one breath after another. What a stroke of luck, then, that the two of you have always liked to bend the rules.

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this is an original work by @gingerbreadmonsters - please do not repost or misattribute

[shystrawberries]

October 2nd, Paper Pals

Ever since their discussion a few weeks back, Star had noticed an increase in time spent with Sundrop. Moondrop occasionally spoke to her a tad more than he did before, and Eclipse ignored her, but at least the taller animatronic was no longer glaring at her. 

For example, today they were sitting at a table making paper pals. She watched the kids surrounding them first, uncomfortable and unsure as to where to begin. How did one… start? Some kids painted first while others cut out shapes and pasted them together. It didn’t help her determine the first step, so she turned to watch Sundrop. He was busy helping kids and carrying on conversations that she wasn’t too sure that the child was even really paying attention to. 

The kid next to her, a little girl who shyly introduced herself as Ram, prodded her arm. “Look, look!” She implored. 

Star looked. The paper pal in the twelve year old’s hands looked something similar to Roxanne Wolf, but in wildly different colors and painted patterns. 

“Very creative.” Star nodded. 

Ram beamed and then peered around Star’s arm to judge her progress. “Why haven’t you started?”

Star stared at the pieces of paper, perfectly unblemished and uncrinkled from lack of use. “I don’t know how.” She admitted.

She had been working on that, much to Sundrop’s delight. He had advised her to let people know when or why she didn’t understand or know something. She used to keep it locked up. Who would it benefit to know that she was broken? 

Ram didn’t let her linger on that particular train of thought. She grabbed the paper plates and scissors and held them up to Star. “Start here! You gotta choose your favorite animatronic first– okay?”

Star gingerly accepted the scissors and the paper plate. She glanced at Sun, and found that he was helping a kid make a big bow with the scraps of his brutally abused plate. Perhaps a more creative touch was required here, then. She didn’t think she was very creative. Wasn’t built for it. She peered over at the other kids and what they had done with their own plates. So… this made… the body? And then, a second one for the head?

She nodded slowly, firmly. She could do that. She didn’t think she needed the scissors just yet, no insult to Ram. She arranged the body neatly, and then for a moment was at a loss for how to connect them. Colorful construction paper or far too much tape? Rachel was using rainbow sparkly yarn for the neck, fingers, and limbs. Rachel was quickly distracted by Jon, who needed help in learning how to braid yarn hair. None of them looked quite like the animatronics the kiddos were trying to replicate. 

Star tried not to let it overwhelm her. She cut out several blocks of grey construction paper, and followed along as Sundrop folded his own to make a zig-zag shape visible from the side. Arms, legs, and neck were then glued, and as extra precaution Sundrop declared loudly, taped too. 

“Accessories now!” Sundrop announced loudly. Only two or three kids were following his example at this point, most of them bored of the craft by now and running around covered in paint and other such craft materials. Star refrained from grumbling when she realized he was mostly doing it for her benefit. 

Oh. Her deft fingers paused as she was applying the crescent paper to the plate-head. She was assuming again. Maybe she’d ask to clarify when he was finished helping the kids. 

Sleepy blue eyes, a little too bright to her displeasure, were then added. She didn’t know how to make the big floppy hat he often wore, so she left it without. She did put silver circles for bells on the dark grey arms, though. It looked funny, so she added a strip of too bright blue for wrist-ribbon. 

She giggled at the sight of the mini Moondrop. He looked bald. On further consideration, all of it looked a little too odd to be a proper Moondrop, but she supposed… she supposed she didn’t care. The children didn’t, certainly. 

Sundrop bumped his shoulder against hers. Bright yellow and red cloth mushed against her own striped pants as he invaded her space to look at her craft. 

“It’s Moony! Oh, he looks so cute like that!” He cooed. 

She scoffed and stood to clear away the mess. Time to clean up, clean up– Darn, she could hear Sundrop’s voice whenever she thought about tidying, now. She used to block him out with ease. What changed?

She glanced at him as she loaded crafts into her arms to bring to the bathroom to wash. He was tidying up the space, but staying behind to keep an eye on the kids. She softened. 

Not a whole lot changed, really. Just her understanding of what was happening.

[crowguardian---blog]

plot call for this purple creachure

a preliminary note to say i'll be prioritizing muses and muns i haven't interacted with yet on silver wolf or freminet! i don't want that to be discouraging or limiting if anything jumps out to you and we have existing threads on my other muses, but i think a new muse is a good chance to write with those whom i haven't written with yet. i'll make it a little simpler, just give this post a like ❤️ or reply 🗨️ and i'll approach you for plotting with moze.

from the swirl commission board...

i do think the professor kettle prompt would be intriguing considering moze's very conflicted past with medicine, i'm interested in exploring how he'd react to a doctor that might actually listen to him. he'd probably need some sort of mediator there to keep him at some middle ground between "saying absolutely nothing and brooding in your trauma" and "saying way too much because of your trauma..." probably someone more talkative than moze himself who can offer up ideas aplenty and for moze to give his yes or no to, thanks to his experience. (requires teyvat muse)

if chibi moze in the livestream is indicative of anything, it seems he does not really have innate parental instincts and might be a bit rough-handed with the baby saurians... but he means well and has the ability to be gentle, promise! he just needs someone to help. (requires teyvat muse)

i have an image in my mind of moze easily traversing dragonspine and taking down enemies, but not at all being used to the cold landscape (have you seen what this man is wearing)... so maybe your muse just. sees this sort of purplish shadow lingering next to a torch fire for a bit too long and gets curious or something (requires teyvat muse)

now why da yaoqing shadow guard da janitor on herta space station all of a sudden... (and why is he kind of like. amazing at this job)

...also welcome to non-commission threads! i cannot think of anything at the moment my brain will not allow me but as always i am a great big fan of "i simply thought it was funny" silly threads, so if you got an idea for this creature then do pitch it!

[ryuichirou]

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More replies! We have a couple of asks about Jack today~ Talked a lot about the good boy of the cast lol

Oh, and spoiler warning for Kuroshitsuji and twst ch7 for the second reply (the first one under the “read more”) thing. Kind of sort of?? Just to be safe.

Anonymous asked:

"I try not to spend more than one hour per day on writing replies." Omg, ryuichi, you spend almost 1 hour replying to asks?! Are you ok?! Don't push yourself.

Also, femChenya, being able to change her breast size, is so cursed that i love it. Thanks, i won't stop thinking about that for the rest of the day lmao.

(related to our hc post)

Aww thank you for your concern, Anon!! I’m just very slow at writing things, and I tend to talk a lot, so it takes longer than it should. But I really want people to get their replies + I really enjoy writing them, so it’s fun! If I get tired, I’ll just skip a day or two… As long as people don’t mind me replying after like a month, it’s all good lol

I’m glad you enjoyed that Che’nya headcanon! She is one cursed cat, I’m 100% sure she has startled Riddle with this trick multiple times…

Anonymous asked:

Silver 🤝Snake

Being cute silver haired boys mentally broken  by Yana Toboso by finding out the truth about two conflicting sides related to their family/found family

TRUEEEEE!!

Every time we talk about Snake we keep calling him Silver :( This is a curse that cannot be lifted, and of course both of these calm and quiet silver haired babes are going to suffer emotionally in the worst way possible. Poor boys (they look so cute when they suffer though)

Anonymous asked:

Hehe...Vil and Azul being in-laws will be hilarious. Like if it is Christmas and that all those two did just bicker and argue. Idia too scared to confront them while Ortho cheers for Vil. Also a way to get Azul to exploit Vil...

(related to our previous repliy)

God how much I want to see them celebrate Christmas together lol it really would be a disaster. Poor Idia just wants everyone to disappear, he has games to play and anime to watch.

I wonder how long it’d take for Azul to stop trying to act like the slimiest smiling nice guy in the world and start getting openly irritated by Vil who doesn’t buy his bullshit. I guess spending Christmas holidays together would be enough lol

furubatsu asked:

I just read Jack's dorm vignette and idk if you ship them or not but I need your take on whatever the fuck he and Ruggie have going on. He's insane in that story.

*addendum of my prev ask: I meant I now you don't ship them, I just wanted your take on Jack and Ruggie because what the fuck is that vignette? (Also even with some of your ships I don't like, I am very into your takes o  the chara ters and their dynamics)

Sorry for the late reply, but we FINALLY watched that vignette, and it was so funny and weird. Just like you said…  Jack is insane TwT

Just like you said, we don’t ship these two, but that interaction gave us quite some food to chew on. And ironically, the only thought I have in my head after watching this is “wow, Jack really is just a puppy”. Maybe it’s because with Jack I always get this weird desire to treat him like a pup, he is surprisingly cuddable for a guy his size. In a “gosh how pwecious you are, with your floofy tail and ears awwww who’s a good boi yes you are mister doggie sir”. And Jack’s behavior in this vignette certainly didn’t help with that at all lol

But overall it’s just cute that he has this dog (wolf) mentality of trying to find order or hierarchy in a group that he is a part on. He needs the structure of a pack, I guess it’s just more natural to him. What’s also interesting is that while he admires Ruggie and I guess has chosen him as a leader (congrats on being an alpha, Ruggie…?), he doesn’t want a boss. I think the guys nailed it when they realised that Jack is acting like a little brother who has a lot to learn from Ruggie.

Which is suuuuper ironic because while being a good older brother for his own younglings, Ruggie really doesn’t want to get all familial with the guys from NRC. He wants connections and useful friendships, but when it comes to the type of dynamic Jack asks for, Ruggie is like the one person who wouldn’t want this type of closeness. And it’s very interesting to see how he just doesn’t get Jack’s desire to help him out and protect him selflessly and gratuitously.

So yeah, they’re interesting! We also liked their interactions in the Portfest event. Jack is super stubborn with his morals and his urge to do good things to people he respects, and it’s hilarious how Ruggie can’t really fight it and is visibly uncomfortable with it because of how unusual it is to him.

(Also, thank you so much for your kind words, I am very happy that you like the way I talk about the characters even if you don’t like some of our ships <3 I appreciate it a lot!)

Anonymous asked:

how do you feel about jack/epel? is a vanilla but sweet ship imo, and i think epel definitely would have a thing for buff men

i also may or may not hc rook has an interest in everyone’s “mating habits”, especially the non human students. he’d find it interesting watching his junior take on a big beastman

They are kind of too vanilla for us because Jack is general is kind of vanilla despite his animalistic side, so it’s not a huge ship for us, but it’s still a very good one! Epel absolutely has a thing for buff men, it’s funny how pretty much all of his ships are just him + huge animalistic guy… Epel would try to act like he’s “one of the dudes”, just another buff bro in his soul, but we all know how giggly he would get if, you know. Things happened.

And the Rook hc is pretty much canon, at least in my head lol There is absolutely no way he wouldn’t get interested. What a blessing it is that Epel’s potential mates are wolves, eels and all kinds of animals~ It makes the whole experience even more beauté

[newyorkkiss]

probably should have posted this last week but forgot. but here is everything i listened to last month. very fruitful! i haven't taken in so much new stuff in years. alas, everything in red was a new listen for me and under thee cut is a rough outline on what i enjoyed and thought was mid. if anybody has any suggestions for this month i am pretty much down for anything :)

thee really, really good:

every wand album. especially golem, ganglion reef, plum and perfume. i'm still going fucking mad on listening to those even now – they're just so good. scratches such a deep itch i didn't know i had laying dormant. haven't spent enough time with 1000 days or laughing stock, unfortunately but they're great too! nearly 400 scrobbles since 16th of march, for what its worth. also help desk is great... literally NO misses from them wtf.

same goes for the one cory hanson album i listened to (the unborn capitalist from limbo) which felt like a dream. i'll get to his other two at some point during this month at least.

a silver mt zion's he has left us alone but shafts of light sometimes graces the corner of our rooms... was definitely something. like a long winded dreaded cold nightmare of desolation and isolation. it's fucking beautiful. easily an all time fave now but not something i would routinely come back to, that's for sure, for better or for worse.

otherwise great:

white reaper is pretty neat, i really enjoyed the roughness of white aura the most of the select things i listened to. what's really funny to me and important that i note is their spoon-adjacency and how they're elektra signees now. spoon walked and got dropped so white reaper could run. they paved that way. impactful icons much... but yeah i'll get to their two elektra albums at some point too. their new single is neat though!

finally getting to cola after having them in my mental back-burner for the last 2 years was good, too. i was a HUUUUUUGE fan of ought back in 2019 and deep in view does pick up nicely from where they ended with room inside the world. tim's vocals have refined so nicely over the years. it's a good listen. again, new single also great!

along with cola, thee oh sees has been on my mental back-burner for awhile too. floating coffin was the best of the three i listened to (can anybody guide me on where to go with their discog because it is so dense.) hammered/ing the everliving fuck out of minotaur, too.

goon was great! need to spend more time on them. but they're similar to wand and vibey as fuck. heaven is humming is the one, though. same goes for meatbodies, i see they have a new album so i'll get to that eventually too.

the mid:

the post-expo 86 wolf parade albums are sooooooo ugh. cry cry cry being the worst of the two, and worst of their discog overall. contains nothing that makes wolf parade, like you know, wolf parade? depressing and so boring... thin mind was more-or-less the same but it had at least some distinct wp elements.

lala lala's the lamb is so disjointed and quite messy. i didn't hate it, but i didn't enjoy it either. at times it reminds me of chastity belt (not a negative) but i don't see me returning to them any time soon.

menomena's i am the fun blame monster was nothing to write home about and i didn't even finish it lol. just think it's funny that two members have projects with members of the national – really didn't expect that.

the i forgot about this one:

kelela's cut 4 me... i put this on while extremely high and fell asleep shortly after. only put it on after trying to listen to thin mind which i got two tracks into and thought was one of the worst things i'd ever heard and had to turn it off before i ruined it for myself.

if u read my wall of text umm thank uuu ??? here is a cat pic as reward

[untaemedqueen]

SandB Series

Alpha Werewolf!Taehyung x Mate!Reader

Chapter 12.

Genre: Werewolf!AU, Smut, Angst

Warnings: Feelings of Inadequacy, Use of Oc's Powers, Dirty Talk, Begging, Praise, Lactation Kink, Sexual Acts Involving Jeongguk, Jimin, Yoongi, Use of The Term: Bitch, Pregnancy Kink, Milk Drinking,  Cunnilingus, Knotting, (Minor) Jungkook Handjob, Cream Pie

Being in Summit is eye opening on levels you never thought you would begin to grasp.

It's not just discovering you have powers, it's seeing how these two species you once considered mythological act around each other.

Even how they act within their own groups.

You've come to understand recently, or feel more accurately, that the Fae do not actually like the werewolves. In fact, there's a film of hatred that pours from their territory into the wolves.

It's shocking in all honesty, how do they keep up the charade? How do they keep the wolves from not knowing their fervent hatred?

It astounds you almost everyday.

What you've also come to realize is how different packs are than the one you're in.

Yes, even though you're a human, you've been told very rigorously by the servants that you are indeed still a part of the pack.

With your mate being pack Alpha, it seems that you're also held to a higher standard than all the other wolves in this group.

You can feel constant judgement from other female werewolves when you pass them in the streets or when they just pass by you on a whim.

Sylai, a female Omega you've been spending time with almost as much as Namjoon has been, seems to know all the hot gossip at the drop of a hat. However, she is timid and skittish at times whenever your best friend Alpha is around.

The pretty Omega is always quick to tell you why you're an outcast here and although you shouldn't be upset about it -- you almost always are.

You've come to terms with the fact that werewolves don't normally find their mates in humans, you've heard it from Taehyung's lips on more than one occasion, but you didn't think it would disgust others as much as it does.

When you've had the chance to view other packs, they seem to operate on levels of hierarchy you've never seen before.

The Alphas are always on top, the Betas a close second and the Omegas, most times, are treated like play things. Which is why you can understand that Sylai makes herself so small around Joon.

When you've been able to see other Alphas mates, they're very accommodating and docile. They're almost always pregnant which you understand and they bow to their Alphas every wish.

Sometimes you recall your past fights with Taehyung and lump forms in your throat. You can remember how he wished that you would just listen sometimes or not make comments and it truly makes you wonder… what if you aren't right for him?

You feel strong, thick muscled arms curling around your waist as you stare at the other packs down below your bedroom balcony.

"Hi, beautiful," your mate whispers, spreading his hand over your small belly.

"Hi," you breathe, letting your eyes flutter shut.

He's been away a lot recently, most because of the High Council asking his opinions of what to do with the rabid werewolves still at large -- including his parents.

"I missed you, baby girl." he coos, drifting his lips slowly over your mate mark.

You hum in agreement, running the tips of your fingers over his arms.

He peeks over your shoulder to look down at the random pack near the forest's edge.

He watches the Alpha snarl and snap his teeth at a Beta when he gets to close to his mate. Your fiance chuckles, burying his face in your hair.

"What's funny?" you inquire softly.

"Betas don't know how to behave sometimes," he replies, lifting the hem of your shirt to caress your growing belly.

Sometimes you feel completely out of your element and this feeling has been growing ever since you found out you're one of the Fae.

Maybe it's because you feel like you don't even know yourself anymore. You don't know who you are or who you should be.

The soothing scent of pine and musk breeches your senses once more and you allow yourself to be calmed by your mate at this very moment.

"Sylai has been spending a lot of time with Joon." you comment to him.

He hums in agreement, wanting to ignore his Alpha duties for just one minute of the day. If he accepts this fact, then his wolf will have to welcome someone new into the pack and he would just rather have these moments alone with you.

"I've seen it." he murmurs, pulling you closer to his body.

"Are you going to let her join your pack?" you ask, turning around to him.

You really like Sylai and you would really appreciate more female company around.

"Probably, Joon deserves to be happy." he answers, not wanting to dive head first into the matter.

"I mean, she's really sweet. I think she would be good for your pack."

The words 'your pack' don't sit right with your mate for a second. And he voices it openly as he pulls you over to the bed. "Why do you keep saying that? You keep saying 'your pack'? It's our pack. You're my mate, you're in this pack too." he inquires with a raised eyebrow, sitting down on the bed.

He pats his lap, leaning back on his elbows and like always you straddle him immediately.

"Well, I'm not a wolf. I'm a Fae or… just human so…"

He can smell your timidness, he can hear your heart hammering with worry and his wolf suddenly feels protective.

"What's wrong, baby?" he whispers, dragging his thumb over your lower lip.

You shake your head slightly, running your fingers over his tight black t-shirt that seems to hug each and every sinewed muscle on his chest and stomach.

"Hey now," he breathes, flipping you over so you're laying down beneath him.

You don't make eye contact with him, you don't so much as look above his stomach as he lays down beside you.

"Y/N?" he murmurs, kissing your temple.

It's stuffy in the room, you've come to realize or it just feels that way with his prodding questions.

"Y/N?" his voice is more forceful and you're just embarrassed to speak.

Werewolves aren't known for their patience. They need to know what's wrong, why this is happening and how to immediately fix it or there's very little in the world that will calm them down until the problem is solved.

The growl Taehyung emits throughout the room is a warning to you. It's a warning for you to speak up.

But you've seen Alphas immediately give in to their mates when they bare their necks. So you do so as well.

Taehyung's heart clenches in the recesses of his chest and he can almost scoff at your meekness. "Don't do that," he breathes, nuzzling your neck with his nose.

"Where's my spit fire mate today? What's wrong, baby?" he gasps, burying his face into neck.

"I'm sorry," you bleat.

"Sorry? Sorry for what? You're perfect, baby."

Your fiance can quite literally feel his heart panging with worry. He can hear some of your thoughts like you're screaming in the quiet room.

Inadequate

Unaccepted

Different

Human

Disgrace

"No, baby, no." he hisses, turning your face to look at him.

When your eyes don't meet his, he can only swallow thickly.

"I love you, baby girl." he promises, drifting his lips over your jawbone.

"I love you too." you mumble, looking down at your engagement ring.

"If-If you wanted to get another mate… maybe a wolf… I would understand."

The sharp breath Tae takes between his teeth, makes you shudder beside him. "Don't you dare, ever, suggest something like that. You're my soulmate, do you understand? You're my woman. My mate. I don't want anyone else, I could never be with anyone else."

"I'm not a wolf," you explain, turning to face him.

"So?! What does that have to do with anything?" he scoffs, narrowing his eyes at you.

"Well, most other wolves are disappointed that I'm a human. I'm not-"

"Who fucking cares about those newborn pups?! Who cares what the fuck they think?! They aren't in my pack and they aren't my mate!" he curses, sitting up and carding his fingers through his silver mullet.

You can see his chest vibrating with growls and snarls. You know you're pushing him to the edge but you just can't help it -- your insecurities are trumping everything right now.

"Are you embarrassed of me? Embarrassed of our children? Our pups?" Taehyung inquires, looking at you with hardened blue eyes.

"No," you reply, turning your body away from him.

"Then what is going on in that head of yours? You feel inadequate? Because wolves look at you differently?"

You stay silent, squeezing your eyes closed.

"Answer me, Y/N." he urges, running his hands over your back.

"They...They just look at me like I'm a disease or something. Like I'm not worthy of being with you. And… I don't want to be a burden to you or your pack."

He scoffs loudly, hooking his arm around your body and pressing his chest flat to your back.

"I don't care about others. You're not a disease. You're not a burden. You're mine. You're my beautiful, precious, headstrong mate who is just as much a part of my pack as Guk or Jin." he breathes.

When your silence bleeds throughout the room, he doesn't think he can stomach it for another second.

His canines drop out of instinct and he clamps his teeth softly down on your mate mark. If you were a wolf, you would be arching back into him needily already but it grounds him to know that things aren't so easy.

Yeah, you're stubborn and reflexive but you're his. And he loves that so much that if the Earth was crumbling he wouldn't care as long as you're in his arms.

Taehyung lifts the hem of your shirt, cupping your small belly. "I don't need anyone else but you, Y/N. You're a fierce woman and I count myself lucky to know you and to have you as mine."

"I'm sorry… I was just embarrassed… I don't want to burden anyone." you hiccup, looking down at his hand.

"Never, baby. You're never a burden." he promises, pulling the straps of your tank top down.

From your belly to your clothed core, his hand digs beneath the band of your leggings.

"Why would I want a meek little wolf when I can have a fierce fairy in my bed." Tae quips, turning you flat on your back.

Your breath hitches and you gasp gently when his fingers part your lower lips.

"T-Tae," you whimper, allowing him to position you as he sees fit.

As he climbs above you, his eyes roam over your body as if you're prey and you can't help the excitement that begins to bleed from your pores.

"Do a little magic for me, babe," he quips, kissing down your neck.

Snapping your fingers, you relish in the deep growl he gives when you both are stark naked.

"Pretty girl," he drolls, palming both of your breasts in hand.

When your nipples begin to bead milk, he can almost surely feel his knot twitching to expand already.

"I love you." his voice is a purr that echoes throughout your limbs.

"I love you too."

The kiss he captures you in is passionate and heated. You can feel the sharp points of his teeth raking over your bottom lip until your aching with need at your center.

"Flip over for me, my wolf wants to show you how loved you are." he coos, suckling at your nipple.

Flipping over onto your front, you perch your ass in the air for him and the complete sense of dominating ripples through your mate.

His eyes harden over, pupil dilating as he stares at the puckered mate mark that scars your skin.

"My bitch is so pretty full of my pups," the Alpha growls, knocking his forehead against your temple.

His movements are fluid and firm, spreading your legs to situate himself between them.

The head of his cock glides through your now sodden folds and you quiver with anticipation.

"Alpha, please," you beg, lowering your forehead to the pillow.

His sharpened nails dance over your spinal column, purring at how submissive you sound beneath him.

"What is it my pretty mate? You're aching? You need Alpha's big cock in you? Want me to split you open so well you don't even remember your own name?" he prods, rutting his cock to your core.

"Yes! I need it!" you preen.

His hands grip onto your hips, massaging the flesh within his large, warm grip.

"Well, if that's what you need," he hums, entering you in one intrusive motion.

Your mouth drops open into a silent scream, your hands fumbling to grip the sheets until your knuckles turn white.

This sex is primal and mind shattering -- and everything you need.

Taehyung can hear your thoughts screaming once more and he's pleased with what he hears this time.

More.

Complete.

Mine.

Ours.

Nuzzling your neck, he lets your cunt accept the intrusion of his large cock. He takes to caressing your three month pregnant bump to distract you.

"That's it, baby. You look so gorgeous stuffed with my cock inside your pregnant pussy." he mumbles against your ear.

You can feel his muscles contorting and hardening against your back.

"I would never love someone like I love you. I would never wish to be buried in someone like this, baby girl. Let them talk all the shit they want, because you're the one that gets this hard cock at night." he growls, rolling his hips for you to feel every inch of his cock within you.

Your mouth waters and a sharp moan emits from you at the feeling.

"No one takes my knot but you. And no one would ever take it so well."

Taehyung lets his prideful thoughts bleed past his lips because he knows you need to hear them. He knows you need the assurance. And he may be Alpha, but he's a slave to your love first and foremost.

When he pulls his length almost all the way out, your body sings with hot pleasure -- it's every thick vein and ribbed muscle along his cock that gets your mind numb.

"Only my beautiful mate," he thrusts back in to prove his point, "gets fucked stupid by my cock."

Your back arches, his name falls from your lips like a prayer and you don't even have the strength to lift your head up and look back at him.

He creates a dazing, relentless pace, fucking you just hard enough to keep you babbling but not hard enough to get your orgasm to approach.

He's proving a point. He's making you his again and again with every thrust.

His canines sharpen longer and they clench down on your mate mark just hard enough for you to feel a sting sing through you.

"Hey, Tae-" the door is thrust open and you can barely focus on who's just intruded but your mate just chuckles against you.

"Come in and sit." he orders, pushing your hair away from your mate mark.

His fingers glide over your distending skin, kissing down your back with soft, open mouth pecks.

"My mate thinks she's not enough for our pack." he announces and fuzzily you can hear murmurs of shock.

"She thinks she's not worthy of my knot and my pups," he growls, fucking into you harder.

"Tae!" you whine, pushing your hips back to meet every thrust.

"But she's a pretty bitch that still bends to my will," he coos, focusing on how much of your arousal has coated his long, thick length, "Yoongi, come."

He pulls you up by your shoulders, pressing you up against his chest with a snarl.

Yoongi sits before you, not knowing where to look but licking his lips hungrily.

"You want him to suckle? You want our pack to need you, bitch? Is that it? You want your scent all over all of them? To show these filthy mutts who live in this city that you're a queen amongst mongrels?" he inquires, kissing the shell of your ear.

You don't know what's driving you, you don't know if it's the insanely arousing thought of being above everyone else or it's the thought of being on top of this pack. But the sharp 'yes' you moan out has Yoongi growling with anticipation.

"Feed," he orders the Beta.

You gasp loudly at the foreign feeling of Yoongi's lips against your puffy nipple. You adore how his eyes screw shut at the taste of you. His hands grip onto your sides and you're lost for words when he ruts his clothed hard cock against your thigh.

"See, my beautiful mate, you're above all here." Taehyung coos, pressing his hand to the apex of your thighs and rubbing smooth circles to your swollen clit.

"Jimin." Taehyung calls and you hear the earnest whimper of your best friend.

"No, I don't think I should… I'm-" Jimin breathes nervously.

"Well fuck, if you won't I will," Jungkook groans, pushing Jimin out of the way.

Your head lolls back to your mate's shoulder and your vision becomes blurry with the attention your body is being given.

Taehyung knows that his wolf is sharing you for the sake of proving a point but he can't help the way his cock twitches within you as he watches Yoongi hump your leg like a dog in heat.

Jeongguk's lips on you are familiar and suddenly you can smell the forest from that fateful day when your fiance shared you with the youngest pack member.

"You gonna cum? Hmm, beautiful? I can feel your pregnant cunt trying to milk my cock," your mate growls in your ear.

The small whimpers of the wolves suckling from your breasts, sends you over the edge and Yoongi is quick to press his hands against your rib cage to keep you from falling.

"That's a good little bitch," Taehyung gasps, fucking you with a fierceness to cum inside you.

"You want it, baby? You want my cum?" he goads, kissing over your mate mark.

"Yes, please," you cry out, carding your fingers through both Yoongi and Jungkook's hair.

Jimin lets out a sharp whine, feeling conflicted on what to do. But, this probably will never happen again in his lifetime and even though you're his best friend… he's not missing this. "Fuck it," he curses, jumping onto the bed.

He eyes you wearily for a second, avoiding your stomach which he knows is solely the Alpha's property and heads straight for your swollen, over-stimulated clit.

Your mate on instinct cups your growing stomach, growling as his best friend makes his dissent.

Your body shivers like a leaf when Jimin's plush lips kiss at your bundle of nerves.

"Oh God!" you cry out, gripping onto the boy's hair harder.

Yoongi curses against your breast, pulling off your nipple to catch his breath as his shorts become sticky and slack against his golden skin.

"Fuck, baby girl. I'm cumming," Taehyung murmurs breathlessly.

The swiftness of Jimin's tongue knocks the wind out of you and you spiral into another orgasm with ears filled with white noise and eyes seeing stars.

"Shit! Y/N!" your mate growls, pulling you back roughly to his cock until you’re squirting your arousal onto his thighs.

Jungkook whimpers needily, guiding your hand to his swollen cock.

"Pup," Taehyung warns him, stilling your hips as his thrusts become erratic.

He takes a sharp breath between his teeth, cursing loudly when he begins to cum inside you.

His lips tremble against your mate mark when his knot begins to inflate and you can only whimper at the stretch.

"Good girl taking my cock so well," your fiance coos, pressing his index finger beneath your chin and turning your head to kiss him.

"Noona, please. God!" Jungkook whines, nuzzling his face to your breast.

Taehyung can only give a breathy laugh against your lips. "See how needed you are? Guk is going to explode if you don't help him."

Jimin pulls away from your core with innocent eyes and he kisses your forehead gently.

"I'm gonna go check on Baek and Chan." he murmurs, hopping off the bed.

Your mate's eyes follow him as he leaves the room and he doesn't appreciate the bloom of pheromones that bleed from the Omega. Almost as if he's caught feelings for you.

You haven't noticed with your attention on the youngest.

He suckles eagerly from your breast, whimpering and whining as he fucks up into your hand.

"Gonna cum, noona. Oh shit," he whines, burying his face into the valley of your breasts.

You hum sweetly, combing your fingers through his long black locks.

The warmth that explodes onto your hand is a knowing sign of the youngest's release and he cries out softly against your skin.

"Clean her up," Tae warns him and he's quick to do the Alpha's command.

You can feel your tiredness beginning to exhaust you and your mate knows it right away. "She's sleepy, let me lay her down," he whispers, laying on his side with you.

The tug of his knot has you wincing slightly but he makes up for it with his sweet kisses to the back of your neck.

"One time thing," he tells them.

Yoongi pulls at his cum covered shorts with a grimace. "Good enough for me."

Taehyung's large hand caresses over your head and he can't help but think of the scent that was drifting off Jimin in waves.

"I love you," you mumble, closing your eyes.

"I love you too baby girl. You and our pups," he replies, drifting his hand over your belly.

He knows your asleep when his breathing gets shallow and his knot finally deflates after a while.

Taehyung turns onto his back, perching his hands beneath his head as he closes his eyes. His ears perk up and he takes a sharp breath through his nose when he hears Jimin mumble across the mansion.

"I-I don't know. I just felt so-"

"Don't let Taehyung catch you talking like this! She isn't ours," Yoongi hisses to the younger Omega.

"I almost had her before Taehyung y'know, is it so wrong of me to still want her?! You all wanted her at that moment!" Jimin scoffs.

"Jimin, what we did was to help a member of our pack feel safe. You are becoming obsessed with her." Jungkook accuses.

Taehyung's eyes spring open, a deep low growl emitting through his chest. He can feel his canines and nails sharpening themselves. Gripping his shorts, he jumps out of bed with one thing on his mind -- vicious anger.

He can hear the maids and servants whispering nervously as he stalks through the wolframite hallways.

Your mate isn't in the headspace to calm anyone down at the moment, he can't possibly think of others when his wolf is yearning to tear out his best friend's jugular.

Slamming the doors to the dining room open, his eyes scan his pack before finding him.

"Oh shit," Jin mumbles, cupping his mouth.

"GET OUTSIDE!" Taehyung barks to the Omega.

The whole pack avoids eye contact even Jimin.

Taehyung is fast -- so fast that Seokjin's hair blows in the breeze he creates.

The pack Alpha grips the Omega by the neck, hurdling him over the wooden bench he's currently sitting on and dragging him towards the large glass doors that lead out to the backyard.

"Taehyung!" Jimin whines but he's quick to shut up at the feral snap of Taehyung's teeth.

"Someone go wake up Y/N! This is so bad!" Jin yelps, rushing after both of the wolves.

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[onewomancitadel]

The Prince Charming thing

Alright, I gave in and I'm going to discuss Ruby as a reading of Prince Charming and repeat some of my opinions about Cinder and Jaune analysis. This is not meant to offend the original person who suggested this idea and I'm not discussing anything specifically discussed in that post, only how I would personally analyse Ruby as Prince Charming and some of the reasoning for why I don't agree with it.

I'm going to repeat myself on the topic but just so my opinion on Cinder and Jaune analysis is very clear: Jaune's a narrative blindspot for Cinder analysis and Cinder is a narrative blindspot for Jaune analysis. It's why I don't generally get along with readings of their characters without respect given to each other, respectively.

I maintain that Ruby's silver eyes will be used to purify Cinder of the Dark Curse as I have said over and over again (and this theory goes back to being first observed, as far as I can recall, by misstrashchan; I'm not saying anything new here) but Ruby has disinterest for Cinder and Cinder hates Ruby. Ruby is resolutely not interested in her. Ruby is not in a position where she's fully conceived of what her silver eyes are meant for and I think the path of disillusionment is part of finally realising that (particularly in respect to Summer Rose).

I do allow that you get repetitive allusions (e.g. many Beasts for Blake, but Adam's the rose curse itself imo) but part of say, the idea that Ruby chasing Cinder outside of the ball is not Prince Charming, I would say that is Cinder as a representation of burgeoning adultness via the Shadow, and as a wolf in this scenario (see: Grimmness) - Ruby's first confrontation with the wolf in Episode 1 is part of loss of innocence. Cinder then returns to the ball, and Prince Charming is waiting somewhere in there for her. With a matching colour scheme. Lol

The idea that the Huntress instead saves the wolf with her silver eyes - the same as she uses it on the Hound and might indeed use on her own cursed mother - makes sense to me and seems thematically sound.

As I mentioned, analysis of Cinder's story without Rhodopis is missing out on a lot. I'm not even sure if you would say Jaune is 'Prince Charmng', I mostly refer to it as a joke - and if R/WBY does play with that, it's an intentionally playful way (Jaune as pretty much the only Prince Charming in the story seems rather funny/fitting to me).

With that being said, you need someone to get Cinder in a position where the silvered glass can happen, and like I think Blake is part of getting Yang to confront her Shadow (reopening that wound), Jaune is part of getting Cinder to confront her White Shadow (... maybe even Oscar helps Ruby confront her Shadow).

I also think that if you're looking for someone who's already danced with Cinderella twice now... well... I'm just saying.

At any rate, I think what's compelling to me about whatever future Jaune-Cinder relationship would look like is that their characters immediately reveal themselves in relation to each other. I also like that it explains even more about the Jaune-Ruby relationship and does even more for that. I also don't find Ruby as Prince Charming a consistent reading compared to other intertextual romantic allusions, of what there are, nor do I find Ruby-Cinder reflects the central romance of Ozlem. To me, Ruby-Cinder reflects the Salem personal problem just as much, in that they are both halves of one broken moon - rising and falling - broken in her lost fable.

[starry-night-rose]

Ellis’ opinions on characters!

𝐹𝒾𝓇𝓈𝓉 𝒴𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓈

𝒜𝒸𝑒 𝒯𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓅𝑜𝓁𝒶- While Ellis was grateful for Ace’s briefing on the great seven, Ellis immediately lost respect for him once he made fun of her lack of magic. After that, Ellis couldn’t really tell if she liked Ace or wanted to punch him in the face.During the events of Episode 1, Ellis started to see Ace more as a friend than an enemy. When Ace went from insulting Ellis about her lack of magic to defending her against Riddle’s comments, Ellis started to finally start to like Ace a bit more and thought of him as a friend who’s got your back. Ellis wanted to thank Ace in a way for standing up for her. This is what drove Ellis to freeing Acedeuce+grim from Azul’s contracts. Bonus! They 100% do the frat boy face to each other at any time they get

𝒟𝑒𝓊𝒸𝑒 𝒮𝓅𝒶𝒹𝑒-Ellis thinks Deuce is very admirable because of his determination to be a better person. Truth be told, Ellis sees him as like her son in a way like she would be the person to be like “Excuse me, he asked for no pickles >:(.” When Deuce was telling Ellis about his bad boy past, Ellis legitimately asked if he wanted a hug (he said yes, the hug was very awkward and yeah ;-;) Ellis wants to help Deuce become an honor student by helping him study aka trying to help study, both of them suck at studying. They often have two braincells and Ellis is in possession of them most of the time. Bonus! Ellis tried teaching Deuce how to ballroom dance once and he stepped on her feet about 6 times. He was very sorry afterwards

𝒥𝒶𝒸𝓀 𝐻𝑜𝓌𝓁-As Cater was talking about the rest of the dorms, Jack caught Ellis’ eye. To put it in her own words “HE’S 16? HOW IS HE THAT TALL?” Later in Episode 2, Ellis was too shy to talk to Jack and stayed in the back. Ellis first thought that Jack was like one of those strong stoic types and nothing more.Over the course of Episode 3, Ellis and Jack grew closer as friends and though Jack hates to say it, they’re friends. Ellis soon rethought about her opinion on Jack and now sees him as a trusted friend who will bail them out of jail. Ellis also looks up to Jack (not just because of height) because he is the most responsible and wishes to be like that.Bonus! Ellis once bought Jack one of those like wolf t-shirts (you know the one) which he uses as pajamas unironically.

𝐸𝓅𝑒𝓁 𝐹𝑒𝓁𝓂𝒾𝑒𝓇- Ellis is probably the least close to Epel out of the first year gang but still thinks of him as a friend. They didn’t really talk that much before episode 5. Once Epel and the rest of the VDC group started staying at the Ramshackle Dorm, Ellis and Epel started to become friends. Ellis was aware of Epel’s country side because in her words “His country accent was just too good to be fake”Bonus! Ellis and Epel like to speak in country accents with each other a lot

𝒮𝑒𝒷𝑒𝓀 𝒵𝒾𝑔𝓋𝑜𝓁𝓉- Even though Ellis finds Sebek loud and biased in his beliefs, Ellis still finds him funny and a bit like a little kid. She has regularly called him a tsundere. Ellis doesn’t understand Sebek’s undying devotion to Malleus but just goes along with it.She doesn’t understand his distrust of humans and regularly calls him out on his bs. It once reached a point where Ellis just flipping snapped at Sebek and just asked him “What the heck is your problem??”Sebek is typically the one to carry heavy stuff if Ellis can’t. They actually bonded over tales of knights and faeries (sometimes they get into arguments about who’s better) and Sebek offered to let her train with him and Silver. Bonus! Ellis offered to teach Sebek how to dance and ended up teaching all of Diasomnia because Sebek mentioned it to Malleus and Lilia