#silver fox scrooge

[penqyslxyz]

Can someone please make some aesthetically pleasing lockscreens of this man so that I can use them for my phone? Pretty please? It’s for science. 😳♥️

[witchypandamonium]

yes, this is me watching scrooge. y’all should watch it, then watch my whole ~20 vids reacting to it. but to summarize:

I WAS NOT READY FOR HOT SCROOGE

[carmensbroom]

the daddyfication of scrooge was not on my 2022 bingo card but here we are

[dickula]

🎄☃️MERRY CHRISTMAS☃️🎄

Remmember to be kind🫵

Full on twitter (@dickulart)

🔔 𝓖𝓻𝓾𝓼𝓼 𝓿𝓸𝓶 𝓚𝓻𝓪𝓶𝓹𝓾𝓼🔔

Ebenezer Scrooge needed to be punished Scrooge had to be punished for being so mean and grinchy, and who better than Krampus himself to do it. You can’t blame me, Ebenezer is such a hottie in Netflix 2022 version ����

[quill-pen]

I've said it once, I'll say it again:

They kinda just took Luke Evans, made him a little older, bushed up his eyebrows, gave him different facial hair, and catroonified him. And gave him a slight nose job.

I AM NOT COMPLAINING.

I'm just saying.

[molinaesque]

damn it, first silco and now scrooge, how many more lanky dilfs am i gonna fall for because of u

ALL OF THEM, NONNY.

[batfamfucker]

You know you've gotten to an interesting point in your life when you've just nutted over Ebenezer Scrooge.

[c0nfetticakez]

I kept seeing people simping for Scrooge from that new Netflix movie and I was confused

Now I've seen him and I'm kinda like....😳😳😳 he kinda pretty

They literally yassified him I'm not weird I swear!!!!!

[a-love-poet-at-heart]

Me: oh wow scrooge from that new netflix thing is kinda hot. Let me just scroll through its tag here on tumblr.........and thats nsfw x reader fanfiction

[aquitainequeen]

Scrooge: A Christmas Carol 2022: *is a musical*

Me: If you must, I suppose.

Scrooge: A Christmas Carol 2022: *makes Scrooge a silver fox*

Me: ...you have my interest.

Scrooge: A Christmas Carol 2022: *portrays Marley's ghost as a being formed from ice, with burning coins for eyes*

Me: ......you have my attention.

[experimentfae]

IDC IF ITS NOT CHRISTMAS IM STILL GONNA POST SILVER FOX SCROOGE.

Soft Scrooge appreciation post

We love happy Scrooge

[alosis]

I can fully with everyone here that Scrooge is a silver fox😍

But she got me giggling and twirling my hair😩

[quill-pen]

Friend: So... SCROOGE, huh?

Me: You know how I love 'A Christmas Carol'--is this really that big of a shock? Especially when they do that to Scrooge?

Friend: No, it's just... I didn't really know you were into older guys.

Me: ... Honestly? Neither did I.

[molinaesque]

Something I find funny is how some people hyper focus too much on the new Scrooge and how attractive he is... As if attractive people can't be bad and horrid, and how it's 100x easier to dunk on someone when they're ugly and grotesque (this change already adds a different spin/conversation to the massive pile of other adaptations that are essentially the same). Like if you watch the movie, it doesn't change the fact that Scrooge is STILL an outright asshole of a human being (like the dude threatens to call the cops on some old ladies and performers on top of everything else). You'd have to be absolutely dense or purposely obtuse to just gloss over all that (the movie from what I've been told goes even further in making Scrooge meaner in some aspects as well). I see people just throw around the word "woobify" when the movie doesn't pull any punches in making Scrooge an absolute piece of work (insulting poor children at the start of the movie) and also making him face and realise that a lot of his misery that's been done as result of his actions in the past, are STILL his own actions. Him being a silver fox doesn't change ANY of this. They never make a reference to his appearance other than Past noting how attractive his younger self was and her saying "what happened to you?" as a commentary on how ugly and horrid he's become AS A PERSON, which I find to be a great moment. This being just ONE adaptation that decided to take this approach amongst a countless myriad of more "accurate" adaptations (which is funny because its still practically the same beats, Scrooge is just designed attractively) isn't going to somehow erase all that and frankly isn't the end of the world.

Also I find it hilarious when people say they're woobifying scrooge... when isn't the whole point of his redemption story THAT?? That ultimately his character is woobified in the end in lieu of becoming a good guy?? But no... People just assume they're going to absolve him or somehow misplace him being the villain in the first place JUST BECAUSE HE'S ATTRACTIVE LMAO. Like WOAH how could we possibly forget that the main character of a super famous story that has a surname used as a reference point for being a miserable human being? WOAH, he's handsome?? OH NEVER MIND, MY BAD. I CANT FUNCTION ANYMORE OH NOOOOOO!! HELP ME! I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP FROM HOW HANDSOME HE IS OH NOOOO!! Might as well just say "I want bad man to be ugly and stinky looking so I can keep track of how I should feel about said character throughout the narrative because I'm so focused on tying morality with physical attractiveness".

[ddejavvu]

My craziest hear me out is the 2022 Netflix animated version of Scrooge. Like I remember seeing people online raving about him being a silver fox so I watched the movie to see if they were right and I could kinda see it. Then I watched again, and now fully agree with everyone.

My friend said Scrooge mcduck 😭 We are fucking old rich men tonight folks