#silly man on his silly lil throne……. omg…..

[spadesncrows]

captain’s chair

[gaming-thoughts-by-an-idiot]

Fable 3, fuck Logan, lil bitch

Game: do u want to be Prince or Princess?

Me: I'd like to be the third secret sex

Game: what?

Me: THE MAIN CHARACTER

Game: y-yes that's-

Me: WHO GONNA SAVE THE WORLD

Game: that's what the sex-

Me: gotta go girl, boys are so obvious, he's gonna be all proper

Game: have u ever met a man...?

Me: girls are so badass, just look at Buffy

Game:...

Me:...

"Ready to see my man... the bastard Reaver"

"Damn, the city sure got bigger in like 20? Years"

"The hen tried to fly but couldn't but they can actually fly so we were all lied to"

"Damn, children working..."

"I cant remember this part of my castle"

"Holy shit it's fucking huge omg"

"Hehe that's what she said"

"That feather had plans"

"Ew look at that hat"

"Damn my dog could've been prettier"

"Pff, do u wanna look princess-y or cool"

"Obviously I'm picking the short and movable one"

"I fucking LOVE Jasper"

"I'm standing still, I wanna hear his comments to it"

"What happens if I try to leave in my pjs"

"He just went 'are u sure?' "

"Damn, he just threw a word at me that idk what means, but I think its like 'silly' "

"I look so pretty- wtf is that hair?"

"Jasper said avoid my brother, but what kind of sister would I be if I did?"

"I'm glad the princess can talk"

"Lmao I just had like the most gangsta handshake with a guard love it"

"I'm so happy I get to pet my dog, not a fan of how she sounds tho"

"Oh wait, I think maybe since I'm playing 3rd on xbox one, but did the 2nd on 360, maybe I won't have the queen but default king..."

"I'm just walking around shaking people's hands"

"Elliot is such a.... name, and- wait... who's gonna be the girl if I'm playing as him???"

"Next time..."

"I will be EVIL and idk why that's a guy"

"Hohoho I kissed the man"

"The city doesn't look like my city :( or... are we not in bowerstone, was that the name? Jesus, I've played the 2nd game for so long and I've forgotten"

"I love we're holding hands"

"I love Walter"

"Oh no my Prince, he ran away"

Walter: I want u to fight me, like your life dependent on it

Me: wow, that doesn't sound like a tutorial at all

"I'm gonna fuck up the buttons"

"Hell ye I did not"

"Damn, thought I should end the game here so I could sleep, but apparently you can't until a spesific place in the game... oh nooo, I have to do my fave hobby? Terrible:)"

"Running with my bois<3"

"There were NOT this many doors in my castle"

"The default is king :/"

"Imo king is so vanilla, like you don't give the same respect as a queen"

"All my hard work of being a queen just gone"

"Basically next time I'm doing it all on xbox one"

"Right, war room"

"Listening in"

"Damn, I'd be upset too if I was Logan, if I had that haircut"

"Oh, same throne at least"

"Ah... here comes the choice"

"Well, as the queen... I'm a good person... until I charge rent ofc haha"

"Bye baby :("

"He loves me😭"

"My MOTHER'S daughter, thank u very much"

Game: the hero was your dad

Me: what was that?

Game: I said the her-

Me: sounded like the wind

Game: tHE HE-

Me: whatever it was, it was saying bs... I miss my queen

Game: u know what? Fuck it.

"Run run run- Where's my dog btw?"

"Oh nevermind"

"Ugh, we're gonna look at the imposter, the king"

"I mean technically, Reaver IS a hero, he's just a bad one"

"Did Logan also go through the whole grab seal, end up in front of Theresa?"

"The seer of the SPIRE???"

"The queen would've fucking whipped Logan's ass if she knew"

"I'm sensing the fanfic energy... not from that Logan thing but for Reaver"

"I'm such a simp"

"For these terrible men...

"And my queen"

"You guided my MOTHER"

"What does Theresa even do in her spare time? I bet she crochets"

"I got a glove that let's me use magic... can anyone say Link? Cuz im getting Link vibes"

"OH FOR FUCKS SAKE, STOP RUNNING IN MY WAY, YA BASTARD DOG"

"Do I get to name my hero? Or am I cursed to see 'hero' every time she speaks?"

"Do I get to name my dog?"

"Isn't the dog supposed bark when there's treasure close by? Cuz I only found that key cuz of my own memory"

"Jasper is scared of bats, he'd make a terrible batman"

Walter: did u see that Jasper???

Jasper: indeed your MOTHER would've been very proud

"Why can't I run"

"Did the queen make these tunnels?"

"What happens if I don't buy the castle in the second game?"

"Can I slut around in this game too?"

"Like mother like daughter, or is it like daughter like mother? I honestly don't know"

"What's with the gift in the symbol in the corner?"

"Thought all the transportation gates were all gone, I'm pretty sure I'm on one"

"Oh wow, look at all that winter. Just like norway"

"I can make friends by shaking hands"

"I'm gonna make everyone love me with how great I am with my hands"

"For handshakes, I meant handshakes"

"I forgot I had to go back to sanctuary to change, which is much better than just changing out into the open imo"

"Oh hell yea! Look at all those gifts!"

"Bleh the outfit is... yeah"

"Dog potion? For what?

"Pink poodle"

"Doberman"

"White poodle... who wants a poodle?"

"Clockwork dog potion??? What does that even mean???"

"Setter dog potion??? What"

"Five star dog potion...?"

"That's all the gifts, i wanted a gift for myself"

"AWW I GOING WITH ALSATIAN DOG, LOOKS LIKE A GERMAN SHEPHERD OMG"

"I CAN NAME THE DOG"

"should be something fun-.... hehe"

"Betcha u can guess"

"I'm giving 10 coins to everyone, I have 129 left"

"Damn, 20coins left"

"Gotta talk to the man with the small fish name"

"What are those jester shoes"

"My mom, the queen, was busy for like 20 or something years..."

"Oh! I'm getting more gifts!"

"They better be for me istg"

"I went into a sink hole water thing and found a wedding ring"

"I think a fish is proposing to me"

"Ooo, dye"

"Are all my packages dye?"

"Tattoo set, nothing says rebel as much as this, I just got out of the castle"

"Bushy hairstyle"

"Bowerstone soldier uniform...???"

"Yule costume lmao"

"Silly outfits, dye and hair types, oh and that tattoo set"

"Out to explore more!"

[kyung-suland]

Omg hwarang, save yourself!

Hwarang never failed to surprise me with its never-ending mess. I skipped most of it tbh, i got no time to go through all those unnecessary angst, dramas and weak plots in each ep. Well, too bad my first sageuk drama is moon lovers, so ofc i would compare some little things with hwarang, espc. Sam Maekjong's character. He has that Wang So vibes a bit but not ALL. Maekjong is egoistic, talks with pride while So has been in a serious depression since young (Lee Junki said it himself) And yes, I'm now having that SLS thing. It's getting worse because Hyungsik got into his role so fine, screw me! But, even so, this is my first kdrama where I felt the main leads just dont.... go together well. I dont know what went wrong. They want to pull off the incest sort of thing into the romance but they failed big time (on me). You dont expect to just begin liking that guy (although you knew he's your long lost bro) because he treated you nice and friendly oh-so-happy. I know Ahro is constantly doubting him but still, omg! (I'm not surprised I'm rooting for Banryu and Sooyeon, instead.) It makes me feel so uncomfortable because I do have an elder brother who is not blood-related in some way with me (living in the same house). He treated me like a bro would to a lil sis, and these little things just made me wonder on how the hell Ahro could be liking Sunwoo as a man? They could enhance the writing for Ahro and Sunwoo's relationship the right way because I have seen it worked damn fine in "That Winter The Wind Blows". Not sure if you'd like this melodrama but the way the fake brother (Jo Insung) acted around his sister (Song Hye Kyo) felt like a stranger. When he tried to win her heart like a brother would, he had done them as if he was dating her, due to the fact that he's incapable to fake his real feelings towards a beautiful woman. But with Ahro and Sunwoo? They look good that way, full stop. Heck, they should better off stay as BFFs or smth. No one would know. Plus, chemistry is EVERYTHING these days. After going through ep 9 & 10, I was expecting for Ahro to actually decline Maekjong's confession directly, like "enough is enough because you do know I ignore you 24/7!" but she didnt. Ergh. So, I then hoped she would finally acknowledge the future king's feelings for her. By the looks of how her eyes soften towards him at that blocking-the-scorching-sun-with-my-manly-hand scene, but no she as hell didnt. She even straight up asked if her "brother" is eating well to Maekjong's face. (I cringed so hard, thats the stupidest question and thing to say after a guy confessed to you, ever!) SPOILER ALERT! CAUTION! SPOILER! In ep 10, she overheard that Maekjong is actually the future king. I get to feast my eyes on their little sweet moments, and how Maekjong became brighter and gentler around her. Idk what happened, but Ahro seemed approachable and closer to him after knowing he's the king. I dont like how she sort of gives him high hopes, though. Then, WOW. In the midst of endless hoping, that kiss happened. I gave up. Not going to torture myself with this. I like Hwarang because of the silly quirks and all. But, aside from that, there's nothing solid to elaborate regarding the story. Oh, I do love Hyorin's OST, though. I'm more invested into Maekjong's road to his throne, princess Sookmyung, the hwarang boys and for banryu to get together with sooyeon with sooho's constant argues. *Purely based on my opinions and observations, no hard feelings.*