#silly little thought

[stillxnunpxidintern]

I just had this silly little thought, as I got ready for bed.

Shanks watching his partner take off their bra/corset, whatever is keeping the boobs contained, and he seen them take it off many times but this time he is paying full attention to the relief that is on their face when it comes off.

He suggests just going without wearing one and his partner just gives a snort that before saying with a little laugh, they would rather not get a black eye while they're working or fighting.

[sarcasmo-mexicano]

Miguel: Are you trying to seduce me?

Y/N, handling their reports in time: yeah

Miguel, blushing and frowning: It's working

[sheep-doll]

In the park, you're getting down on one knee in front of Whitney, confusing them as you pull out a small box.

"Whitney, would you like to make me the happiest slut in the world and marry me?"

You pop the question while you open the box, revealing a...

"Is that a Pompompurin ring you got at the arcade?"

. . .

Silence engulfs you both as Whitney's question hangs in the air. You clear your throat and attempt to salvage the moment, presenting the toy ring once more.

"It's the only thing I could afford."

[justaweirdonothingtoseehere]

okay can we talk about how pissed Crowley had to have been to find out that he fell for nothing

He finds out that the Great Plan - the thing he had been questioning, the reason he had joined Lucifer in the first place in the Great War… wasn’t even part of the Ineffable Plan. He fell for fucking nothing. Can you imagine how annoyed he must have been?

but I don’t think he would have been mad for long. Because, first off, Falling helped him figure out how toxic Heaven is. Second, he probably would never have fallen in love with Aziraphale. He wouldn’t have been Hell’s ambassador to Earth, after all, and we saw how much Crowley cared about Aziraphale when he was an angel - at least, when they first met. They might have grown closer between then and the Great War, who knows.

but yeah, just a thought.

[ngmn2002]

A little funny thought came to my mind while casually thinking about the fact that the new chapter will be out tomorrow... so... we've seen this old man around last chapter...

Imagining that by some miracle he ran into Tsukasa with this broom At hand... after recognising him... won't he get flashbacks to this thingy?

and then this thingy?

While Tsuaksa would be like: "Hi!", he would simply throw away the broom, and go like: " AHHH!!! that cursed boy! he is here!" then take the little girl's hand and run in the opposite direction? leaving Tsukasa to look like this?

It's a really silly thought... but eh.

[paradoxolotl]

i just want to tell you that every time i see a banana i think of your fic where kev asks andreil how to suck dick and i have to try to remain sane :')

You just made me smile SO WIDE ~ how do you handle the produce section anon 👀

[shayesinterlude]

Hobie Brown but he’s playing hey there Delilah on acoustic guitar

[blonghoonie]

Just a silly little thought but

What if Chaconne and Bills are actually subunit songs 👀

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[sirenthegoob]

me knowing theres at least two people I dislike that check up on my socials whenever i post like little freaks 💯🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

[canisalbus]

[chloesimaginationthings]

Who do you want FNAF to collab with?..

[doctorsiren]

“It would eat you alive, Sixer”

(Available as a print on my Etsy shop)

[artkaninchenbau]

People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

[ikiprian]

Ghost Kitchen (brought to you by criminal entrepreneur, Red Hood)

Danny’s got the easiest job in Gotham.

He works as a fry cook at a shoddily-run, independent burger joint. Hardly anyone comes in, despite prices being criminally low, and portions insanely large, and while the manager looks like the average tough-as-nails ex-con, he lets Danny mess around in the kitchen whenever the place is empty. (Which is often. This place has to be the city’s hidden gem or something!)

Mr. Manager’s the only one ever there with Danny, except for sometimes when his buddies come over to smoke and play cards. Danny would find it shady, except part of his job is not to ask questions. Literally, he was told during the interview.

(It was a weird interview. Why would they need to hire someone who’s been in a gunfight before? Like, he has, but Gotham’s idea of “hirable qualities” is so bizarre.)

So instead he whips up some killer burgers with the frozen ingredients, and basks in the praise as the guys tell him he shouldn’t have, he does too much for this joint, ain’t that friendly!

Now, Danny’s a chef on the newer side. As a teen he’d preferred the look of Nasty Burger over anything with Michelin stars, and he only really took up cooking after Jazz moved out for college. But just like ecto-exposure used to turn the groceries sentient, Danny’s low-level ecto signature imbues all his food with something historically haunted Gothamites just love! And Danny’s never been one to half-ass a job when it makes people happy.

With fresher produce, real meat, Danny’s sure he can take his dishes to the next level. It takes a couple months of badgering, but his manager finally agrees to contact the mysterious store owner, who keeps the place going, despite profits Danny knows have to be in the red.

Danny spends the morning prepping. He pours his heart into his food, eager to impress. The big boss will be here soon, and he wants to prove that despite the dangerous location, this place has real potential!

It isn’t until the Red Hood shows up that Danny realizes he’s been working for a money laundering scheme.

[aingeal98]

Ok so you know how back in the 2000s there were a few jokes about Cass's gender likely because male comic book writers thought it was funny she had muscles? I'm taking that and spinning it to villains genuinely being confused about what to refer to Cass as.

Goon 1: Cmon man she's obviously called Batgirl

Goon 2: Well last month I told him he wasn't Batman and all he said was "Try me."

Goon 1: Have you heard them speak?

Goon 2: Yep. Pure gravel. You really swear that's definitely a girl's voice?

Goon 1: Has anyone ever gotten a good luck at her?

Goon 2: At Batman's stealthier, faster shadow? Come on Doug.

-

1 week later

Goon 1: Jerry you're not gonna believe this. The little Bat saved me from getting my brains blown out by Penguin.

Goon 2: Oh nice! Glad you're still-

Goon 1: I asked them what their pronouns were.

Goon 2:

Goon 1:... And they said "Bat"

Goon 2: Well that settles that then. Why are you still referring to bat as they? You want bat to beat you up next time bat sees you?

-

1 month later

Cass: At first I was confused why villains I save keep complimenting me on my nonbinary swagger. But after Duke explained what that meant... I think I kind of like it. Babs am I... Nonbinary?

Babs, frantically tossing aside her prepared 10 point acceptance speech for when your daughter realises she's a lesbian and scouring her database in search of parenting guides for nonbinary adult children: Honey, you can be whatever you want to be