#silly goofy boy

[holographic-mars]

Cosmos hype Cosmos hype!! There's a cute moment I won't spoil and I love him for it

I JUST WATCHED IT IM SO OBSESSED WITH HIM IM GONNA PASS OUTTTTTTTT

I love him so bad. He’s so beautiful and silly and I love that he has an attitude, and ofc I love how G1 he looks.

AND HES. HES SO BIG. HES SO BIGG BOY. I NEED A BIG BOYYY

I’m in love with him I need to kiss him I fear

[hooked-on-elvis]

"Don't pick your nose on camera, man"

[beast-feast]

Happy two years to me getting the specialest little boy!!!

I love you so much Pea-man

[untoastted]

HES DONE!!!! I love this animation sm omg you have no idea

[techutones]

HES LEARNING

[briankang]

i'm going to throw rocks at christopher he's so goddamn goofy

[clonedchaos]

What r u gonna do when Bendy pulls up like this:

How he should move:

🌟 Spin 🌟

GIGGLING! THIS IS SO STUPID 😭😭😭 / pos / silly

BRO YOU GOT DIGITIGRADE LEGS AND LONG ARMS YOU CAN RUN ON ALL FOURS, BENDY YOU CAN COVER MORE GROUND ON ALL FOURS, BENDY THIS IS NOT INTIMIDATING, BENDY NOOO 😭

[maiko-coy]

Your honor, they all share exactly one braincell and 80% of it are Bubba's

[munsondjarin]

eddie starts to do more accents after noticing how much it makes you giggle. he’ll start ordering pizza in a british accent when you’re at the trailer for movie night. when he catches you drifting off while studying, he’s quick to break in a high pitched valley girl accent as he reads “what was like the primary goal of the confederacy in fighting the civil war?” when he notices you trying to hide your smile he continues his theatrics. “whats your damage? do you like want to fail this test?” he’ll break into a french accent when you cook together, he even drew a moustache with a sharpie once (had to go to school the next day with it on since it wouldn’t come off and he didn’t break out of the accent till it fully came off). when he picks you up for school he greets you in a pirate accent, but sometimes it’s a southern one. it somehow never gets old and he’s rewarded with your smile every time.

[jade-len]

Tired, 39 year old Shen Yuan is constantly nagged by his parents about giving them grandchildren. At a certain point, they were done with begging for him to marry a nice lady and just skipped to pleading for grandkids.

While the idea of having a child does make his heart yearn in a way that will definitely be dangerous if thought about for too long, he just doesn't have the time! No way! And what kind of father would he be, secretly reading cheesy, terrible webnovels in his free time? Which, mind you, is rare nowadays. He'd like to spend that valuable time getting rest via napping, thank you very much.

So what if Shen Yuan's heart swells when he sees his students run up to their parents with adorable, toothy grins? So what if he treats his class like they're his own children from time to time, spoiling them silly and proudly wearing the badge of "Best Teacher!" every year? So what if he wants a child to call his own!?

To love and care for a child, Shen Yuan has accepted that it would simply be a privilege he'll never experience.

...Think, think! Don't get so mopey now, Shen Yuan! Try to outweigh the baby fever with the pessimism you (slightly) obtained from your mean older brother!

How about this: There'll be no time for himself, none at all! Just more and more work. Come home from his job, dealing with a bunch of rowdy kids to find your own permanent little monster running around the house! At least he's getting paid for the first one!?

Shen Yuan had seen those videos and posts of kids accidentally exposing their parents embarrassing tendencies. Knowing him, his hypothetical child would have piles upon piles of blackmail on the Shen family's youngest son! Leave this old man alone, alright? Non-existent dumpling, theoretical baobei, please don't be so careless with your father's reputation...

(It would be careless too, to become a gaping hole in the heart of his child. Wouldn't it be selfish to have one, only to die a few years later?)

Over a decade ago, believe it or not, this esteemed Mr. Shen had gone by the shameless persona of "Peerless Cucumber" on the internet. He'd been an infamous anti-fan of the male power fantasy stallion web-novel series, Proud Immortal Demon Way and would leave scalding essay-length comments and posts ranting about its terrible plot point and flaming the author for his awful characterization and overall writing. That era of his life was when he actually had the time to stare into the digital sea of texts and write entire documentaries as replies for twelve hours straight. Fortunately or unfortunately, Shen Yuan doesn't have the same luxury as of now.

Despite the constant hate spewing from his younger self, present-day Shen Yuan is honestly very impressed by the constant thousand word updates every day. Honestly, looking back, how did that man accomplish that? Airplane Shooting Towards The Sky, dear author, are your hands okay? Youthful Shen Yuan's hands cramped all too much from simply typing up angry comments, now imagine PIDW's author??

Aaah, yes, the former hater Peerless Cucumber had long forgotten about PIDW. The author mysteriously disappeared one day, leaving Luo Binghe out on his own for more wives to dual cultivate with as Shen Yuan had realized his passion for literature (and critique!).

With a newfound, realized passion in his heart, Shen Yuan went off to actually pursue the college education his parents had very lovingly saved (and were ecstatic he was actually using) and became a literature teacher! NEET 21 year old Shen Yuan would be quite astonished to see this dignified Mr. Shen now, yes, very much so indeed.

Now, Shen Yuan.. doesn't quite remember PIDW all too well. He begrudgingly admits that it holds a dear and special place in his heart, but in all honesty, Shen Yuan can remember merely a handful of the wives and plot points. Ah, this is what happens when you actually get a life, interesting! Clap it up!

The most Shen Yuan remembers is the stallion novel character, Luo Binghe. His favorite, and - he really can’t stress this enough - an absolutely wasted potential of a character. Shen Yuan may be an older and wiser man who doesn't waste constant time on the internet like before, but that only means he actually has a degree to be critic. Serves all of those self-righteous, questioning commenters right from all those years ago! Look at him now!

Importantly however, Shen Yuan also remembers just how badly he wanted to coddle the protagonist, blackening or not, pre-abyss, post-abyss, even as a demonic tyrannic emperor! Can you believe that none of Luo Binghe's wives wanted to squeeze his cheeks and kiss his forehead!? Master Airplane, throw in some fluff, will you? Spare the poor boy from all of these succubi (metaphorically and literally) and let him take a nap! Ahhh, who really cares if Luo Binghe has a kingdom he needs to take over? Throw a blanket on him! Cranky, old Mr. Shen knows the feeling of being terribly overworked, so imagine how the protagonist feels!? Shen Yuan nods his head approvingly at the thought.

All of those mistresses flocking over to Luo Binghe... If Shen Yuan were his guardian, he would kick them all out without a second thought in place of good family bonding time.

Women, power, sex... really, what's needed is a loving father who'll coddle and take care of Binghe when no one else can!

So, Shen Yuan guesses he shouldn't be surprised when he wakes up in the body of Tianlang-jun.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

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bonus:

[jeonsupershy]

svt's pillar kim mingyu🐶🖤

[peptozimbo]

Roots is so silly 👹

[beast-feast]

Segway to something positive LOOK AT MY BOY <333

[snootlestheangel]

Oddly specific COD headcanons

Ghost can do a handstand. And can hold it for a surprising amount of time.

Soap, however, for whatever reason, can do a brief handstand but cannot hold it. Ghost holds this over his head all the time

Soap has a reserve of knowledge about elevators. And the history and design of most of the major buildings in his hometown. In general, Soap is definitely incredibly knowledgeable about the most obscure and random things

I've said this before and I'll say it again: Gaz abuses his Pretty Boy Privilege. He is unashamed about it. Ghost is actually his favorite victim, mostly because he's the most likely to fall for it.

The way many people found out about Soap and Ghost's relationship was during a Halloween party in which Soap showed up dressed as Ghost Rider and Ghost was in a cheesy ghost costume. Soap made sure everybody knew what character he was dressed as. The implications were incredibly strong, but it definitely helped when someone accidentally stumbled on them making out behind the building.

Gaz has had a third incident with a helicopter, and after that happened, Price and Nik gave him a special made "award" for "Worst Passenger Ever". Gaz retaliated with stickers all over Nik's chopper. How he managed to gain access to it without Nik catching him remains a mystery, but the dedication impressed him too much to remain mad for long.

That is until it's been several months and he is still finding stickers.

Price likes instigating prank wars with the boys. He never does anything to Gaz. This is because Gaz is ruthless and leaves no stone unturned.

Soap has learned this the hard way.

Ghost refuses to stop. He claims it's because he "has nothing else to lose"

He eats his words when Gaz convinces Soap to get court married the same day Ghost planned on proposing.

This officially ended all future prank wars.

[techutones]