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zellk · 2 years ago

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So uh, my hand slipped and I might be falling into the brainrot well like, at least an itty bit (WIP inspired by the fanfic Terms of Endearment by Calchexxis)

#WIP #beary sketch #mercury addams #fanfic fanart #calchexxis #terms of endearment #fanart #the wolf of addams #lobo de adamas #i mean dark (lady) knight with potentially hella long black hair and eyes black as a coal pit ???#sign me the f up

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tripledotsrandomfandoms · 28 days ago

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AU Question: If I make coffee do I get to work alongside him? Because if so I'm definitely choosing to make coffee! (Idk why but making coffee with a hot older Hugh Grant sounds like an absolute dream to me.)

Heretic coffee shop au

(but we're stupid. Made with @cereal-abyss-mage - also autor of that beautiful header )

- Mr. Reed as coffee shop owner

- has a lot of accounts, writing himself positive opinions on Google maps. ("Really, gods work" "it's clear that this man is inspired by God" and other silly stuff like that)

- there are only two coffee options: belief or disbelief

- Both are spiked with sleeping pills. The last thing you hear is him smiling and apologizing for poisoning you.

- You wake up in the basement... then you hear his voice through. To get to speak to the manager, you must find your way out.

- Final room is speaking to manager.

- There's no manager, you fool. There were signs all along--- you see a laptop with a video call with him.

- after his monologue he leaves you with only two options: you either make coffee for the rest of your life or you become fertilizer for the coffee field. Rip ig

The real manger was pure control all along

#mr reed #heretic #heretic 2024 #coffee shop au #reblog #i wanna make coffee with a hot older hugh grant #SIGN ME THE F UP #YES PLEASE

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phantom-rats · 8 months ago

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miitopia shenanigans :]

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overdevelopedglasses · 8 months ago

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Guys they did it again.

#starset #brave new world #GUYS HELP #HOLY FUCKING SHIT (positive)#IT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD #that..... awooooooga #ok reeling it in #but honestly if this is how the songs are gonna be for the next album sign me the fuck up #i'm so hyped #this is all i'm gonna be thinking about i'm sorry #i just laid on my bed with the lights off and just flailed around for 4 minutes lmao #it goes so hard #and they said the f word!!!! they don't do that!!! holy shit!!!#anyway uhhhhh “Brave New World” by Starset. once it's midnight May 3rd in your timezone. go listen to it.#and give their whole discography a chance while you're at it

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katshinigami · 10 months ago

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I've torn flesh from monsters and men. I've laughed as they suffered. But you. . . I don't want to hurt you.

it's so ooc but I don't care :3

#mortalkombat1 #mk1 #BiHan #SubZero #Raiden #RaiHan #3dart #mortal kombat #Bi-Han #Raiden x Bi-Han #I would die for this crackship ngl #Yin and Yang dynamic? Sign me UP #OK I'm done being a f slur

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dribs-and-drabbles · 3 months ago

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Pet! @respectthepetty Are we...ARE WE GETTING ANOTHER BLUE/YELLOW PAIR?!? 💙💛

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THAILAND | Your Sky the Series - November 17, 2024

#your sky the series #fake dating to lovers?#sign me the f up #nice to see thomas in a main role #I don't quite remember winner from naughty babe though

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thistransient · 5 months ago

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#apparent temp today 42°C #aka 107.6°F #great for the laundry! not great for being outside #i signed up for postcrossing last month and someone sent me a card from phoenix that said 46°C on it #i would say in comparison i shouldn't complain but we must take humidity into consideration #steamed like a baozi...#taiwan #taipei #streets

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delulluart · 1 year ago

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Sleeping Copia for @writingjourney 's latest Chapter of I Knew Nothing But Shadows

#Ghost #The Band Ghost #Copia #Popia #Papa Emeritus IV #iknbs #thanks for that fanfic i usually dont do CxReader stuff but i'm living for the yearning in that one haha #i hope you like it <3 #i havent done anything with watercolors this year at all i think so of course i decided to get back into it with sth like this #the shirt is a homage to that one sign at the berlin ritual that said 'f me up rat daddy' and made me almost choke to death in the queue

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jazzy-a · 4 months ago

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Seeing fanart/fiction of Alastor as an asexual: Okay.

Seeing fanart/fiction of Alastor as gay/demi/straight/pan/etc: Okay.

Seeing fanart/fiction of Alastor with OOC traits: Not really his style, but okay.

Seeing fanart/fiction of Alastor frowning: You SICK piece of sh!t. What is this!? Impossible! No! Never! Wash this blood from your hands, Lady Macbeth, and pray for your sins!

#Hazbin Hotel #Alastor #I can look past A LOT of stuff- but the frowning one always gets me #Especially when they just do a straight up frown and no lead up into it that's believable??#Sometimes the OOC traits get me- but hey- I'm along for the ride and I can forgive a few bumps #But the OUTRIGHT FROWNING! I CAN'T! EVIL! UNCLEAN!!!!#I'm team you can do whatever you want with Alastor's character except make him FROWN #I love the smile twitching-- I love the smiling scowl- i LOVE ppl working around the smiling thing to make him still express a wide range #Aside from that- I really don't care enough to start a war bc i have real bills to pay #Please take this as it's MEANT- which is a JOKE- bc I will f-ing delete/block signs of discourse/malcontent

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seagull-scribbles · 1 year ago

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ʟᴇᴛ'ꜱ ɢᴏ ᴘᴀɪɴᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴡɴ ᴏɴ ᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴀʏ ʜᴏᴍᴇ,

ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟɪɴᴋɪɴɢ ʟɪɢʜᴛꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ʙᴏɴᴇꜱ

#tmnt 2007 #casey jones #raphael hamato #rasey #thank you to everyone who voted the lyrics for the caption #I love doing little things like that it makes posting feel more like a community #also using this to try out an art signature for the first time…it’s took just over 3 years but #the turts day posts are doing very well and someone mentioned making a video so it seemed time to sign stuff #I watched 2007 last week and I bought the dvd from my friend #I really love this movie and it’s concepts and idk if it’s because they’re 20+ and I’m in my teweties #or because the Rasey content in this movie is the best canon rasey rep we have BUT I had to draw them #April definitely knows what’s up with these two but she’s not going to tell anyone #and I love what they have lmao #this was a play with lighting exorcise and I found some great music to listen to while I did it and i I #I just wish I had the energy and time to draw more of these guys fully rendered #this is meant to be when they first meet up for the night #you can decide who’s saying what and weather ralhs lifting the mask up or about to pull it down #oh oh also shout out to Helen who is a lovely catholic lady who saw me do this in public and was very supportive and understanding #also listen I know this is like the other 2007 one I did back in March but idc #there just isn’t enough of these guys I want them to f*ck on roof tops and fire escapes #and ride motorcycles obnoxiously out in public and beat people up in the most sadistic way possible #I want them to drink on Aprils couch together #I want them to offload their mental health issues to eachother in supportive healthy ways #I want them to do it in unhealthy ways where Casey shouts at ralh for making him think he was bedridden for 2 years #I want the #to talk about boring adult things and rediscover silly things they did as teens #idk i hate how aprils main role in the film is trying tk change whk casey is thats not a healthy relationship dont romanticise it

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carnage-cathedral · 3 months ago

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I'm not freaking out I'm not freaking out I'm not freaking out

#guys can you please reassure me that fever is not always a sign of anything serious #it was responding to Tylenol earlier today but now it's not #do I give him more? I'm scared #he's getting chills and he's at like 100°F at this point #I don't want it to go up any more I don't have any way to get him to a doctor fast #how worried do I need to be I don't even know how he got sick in the first place #I'm trying not to freak out so I don't scare him but I'm so fucking scared I'm not equipped to handle this #I don't know how to help or if I should be doing something differently #I can't lose him I don't know what to do #please tell me it's just gonna be okay

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dramagifs · 1 year ago

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Xiao Se | The Blood of Youth

#the blood of youth #dailyasiandramas #cdramasource #dramasource #li hongyi #xiao se #a pretty man in a fur coat sign me the f up #mygifs #m:the blood of youth #m:xiao se #m:li hongyi

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governmentmandatedryujinstan420 · 10 months ago

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i can't believe i come back momentarily from the dead and it's with more cancerous memes. Two versions bc god had other plans, none which included not having both of these.

#hand jumper #juni chang #ishaan cha #where my juni enjoyers at #did i ever mention i was the qpr ishjun guy i probably should've hung that up in a sign as a warning in advance #i don't f around with these bros they're my little guys they're the scunkledoodles #they're everything and i'll actually fight you on them if i see something egregious or slanderous of them #they're my children they're my little DSM-5 case studies they're my little sillies i keep in the petri dish #whether they beat each other up or talk crap is up to sleepacross tho they my only hope #the fp got me acting up i'm on the delulu cocaina i need to be shot #shot down or shot dead pick one just PLEASE end my suffering #WHO IS THE CELL 3 MENTOR JUST END MY SUFFERING INSTEAD OF HOLDING CELL 3 CRUMBS OVER MY HEAD #AND IF ONLY JUNI IS OVERSEEING THEM OR THEY'RE GOING IN UNSUPERVISED I'LL EXPLODE #STRAIGHT UP.#SHOOT ME DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH #sighs #i could've been simping over that one panel of sayeon like everyone else #not the mirror one or the sayjin flirting kismesis ass vacillating btw #you guys should fp just try it i swear you won't regret it #use the magical powers.....#share the burden.........#i as your personal demon that makes rounds around your head approve of this please #consider throwing some coins or 28 for even more brainrot i'm like dying in a corner and WILL die in a corner waiting for tuesday #also i have testing next week too i think hj is just cursed like that #we love to see it though

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ioannemos · 1 year ago

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i have bought project zomboid. i am gonna be killed so many times that i've already decided that i'm naming the first twenty-six characters i go through after the gashlycrumb tinies 🧡

#i suspect that instead of their inspiration's death was there's gonna be a lot of 'c is for clara who got eaten by a zombie'#d is for desmond who got eaten by a zombie. e is for ernest who got eaten by a zombie. f is for fanny who got eaten by a zombie. g is for #no joke i go through the whole poem almost every night as a sleep aid...#is it a sign that something is wrong with me? no doubt! but it's pretty reliable at helping me fall asleep when my mind won't shut up #this sure was a post #project zomboid #computer games #personal #abbie needs a twitter

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cherrystonefemme · 1 year ago

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My favorite moments from my lesbian™️ professional life:

1- That time I got to tell a nun that until she was ready to behave more maturely we would not be having a conversation

2- The terrified look on my well-meaning boss's face when I said "Are you aware that one of the signs in the front hall has the word faggot?"

#listen.#could i have said ''one of the signs uses homophobic language?'' yes.#would that have garnered such immediate response?#we will never know.#f slur #look so long as bitches are calling me a faggot i am going to use my ability to reclaim as chaotic good.#its the impact babes. oh you cant say that here? then why is it on the wall?#to their credit it was immediately ripped down.#she litterally had Never Noticed.#it was one of those old tattoo memes like- what does your tattoo placement mean?#and theyre all bad of course. like #your taxes pay for my prision stay. i have never and will never be employed. barbies first tattoo. shit like that #and the back was something like butterfly wings or equivelent faggy lameness #apparently its been up for years and neither of them had ever closely looked at it #okay to reblog

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httpiastri · 1 year ago

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#im about to FREAK OUT bcs of my boss #like yes i'm so thankful and happy to be employed. really.#but my boss is so #it feels like he's never doing anything.... he's only in the office max 2 days per week and idk #hes just very strange #but the worst thing is that he just takes his own work and dumps it on me #which is fine in some ways! like i sometimes just sit around with no work to do #so then it's good to have something to do #but today... not only did i already have a shit ton of work to do but #he tells me to book a hotel for a conference they're having ?? and that's not even near what's in my work description??????#(i basically just do numbers rn. i sit with spreadsheets and move numbers around and stuff like that)#and the worst part is that he told me i cant email them... i must call........#and i get that this sounds super silly to those who don't have a fear of speaking on the phone but #it makes me freak the f out #i cant even talk on the phone with my parents. or my brother. or a friend. like genuinely just no i cant #it brings out so so much anxiety in me #i get dizzy just thinking about it #and again this is really really not even similar to anything in my job description ???? i wouldn't have signed up if i knew i had to do thi #and when i have things that i need to do but i physically cant then my brain just goes into pause mode and i don't do anything at all #instead of doing one of the many things i *could* do (like write an email anyway)#there's just no way im gonna be able to call but idk what my boss is gonna think if i mail.... because he specifically said that i must cal #rrGGG im just so frustrated!!!!!#and i needed to get this out.... soz for the rant #i just think i would cry (genuinely) if i were to make that call #alSO BECAUSE THE INSTRUCTION IS SO UNCLEAR LIKE ALWAYS WITH THIS GUY #I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT IM SUPPOSED TO DO #gonna go drink a lot of water so i dont cry now 👍 sorry bye

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