#sienna x jaune

[arc-misadventures]

Super Hot

Anubis: Sienna!

Sienna: What?

Anubis: Blake's back, and she brought her friends here!

Sienna: So, what does that have to do with anything?

Anubis: But, there's this human male, and he's super hot!

Sienna: Oh he's hot? Colour me intrigued...

Anubis: He's like super hot! I think he might be your type.

Sienna: Is he 'daddy?'

Jaune:

Jaune: Hmm...!

Sienna: (Deep inhale)

Sienna: AaaaaaAAAAAAA~!!!

[juanarc-thethird]

Valentine Letter with Sienna Khan.

I imagine a letter filled with so much pride, something like: "Feel lucky to be the first human to receive feelings from me."

Valentine's Day letters. (Sienna)

Jaune: Sienna send me a Valentine's Day letter? How does she know where I live?

He opens the letter and says:

"I am so powerful, like a goddess perhaps. So feel lucky, 'cause I'm hunting that ass"

Jaune: *Red* Is this a threat or a good time?!

[brokentrafficknight]

How about JauneXSienna Khan?

Years ago I read a fanfic (Fanfiction.net) about that ship and although it had its inconsistencies, I liked it.

Tadaa! Religious Leaders!

[superiorsturgeon]

Scenes from Jaune’s bachelor party, pt 2

Continuing from here!

Sun: *playing accordion*

Jaune: *drunk and standing on a table in a Faunus beer garden* Okay…! Here’s my favorite part…!

White Fang soldiers: *singing along and lifting beer steins as Jaune leads them in an Atlas drinking song* Jaaaa…jaaaa…jaaaa…jaaaa! 🎶

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Raven: *struggling under dashboard* Shit…almost…!

Neptune: Okay, I think…There it is! *discharges his weapon, causing bright red sports car to roar to life*

Raven: WE GOT IT! Time to go!!

Sun/Qrow/Tai/Ren/Jaune: *all pile into hot wired vehicle as Vacuan cartel enforcers open fire*

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Ren: *reclining outside five-star hotel room with Qrow*

Ren: *passes a cigar*

Qrow: Thanks, kid. Need a light?

Ren: Please…! *leans forward and puffs gently as Qrow lights his cigar*

Qrow/Ren: *smoke in silence*

Qrow: …cigars are really bad for you, aren’t they?

Ren: *throws up*

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Taiyang: *tied to a stake* …so, what? You like redheads, but you don’t like my daughter…?!

Jaune: *tied to the other side of the stake* It’s not that there’s anything wrong with Ruby, it’s just that I really love Pyrrha! The heart wants what it wants, you know…?

Taiyang: Good answer, kid…! Ruby deserves someone who really loves her, you know? This Pyrrha sounds like a lucky girl!

Junior: *turns to henchmen* Tase them again.

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Sun: *signing into a microphone* Iiiiiiii….Am a maaaaan…of constant sorrooooww….!

Sun: I am a maaaaaan of constant pain…!

Sun: Iiiiiiiiiiiii….bid fareweeeeelll to old Kentuckyyyyyyy…the place where Iiiiiiii was born and raised…!

Jaune/Neptune: ….the place where heeeeeeeee was born and raised….!

Ren: *strumming blues guitar* 🎸🎶

Neon: *adjusting recording equipment* These guys could be the next big thing!

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Qrow/Raven: *dancing erotically on the bar* SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS-SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS-SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS-SHOTS!

Taiyang/Sun/Neptune/Ren/Jaune: *raising shot glasses* EVERYBODY!!!!

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Announcer: Here we are, at the final table of the Schnee Dust Casino (SDC) poker tournament! The final two players are the feared Sienna Khan and the young first-timer from Vale!

Taiyang: Holy cow, the kid’s killing it out there!

Raven: He must be some kind of gambling savant!

Sienna: *pushes chips forward* All. In. 😠

Jaune: *drunk and wearing a ridiculous amount of bling/sunglasses, pushes chips forward to call Sienna’s bet* 😎

Neptune: Look at him! He’s so calm! The pressure isn’t getting to him at all!

Sun: He’s got ice in his veins!

Ren: *drunkenly holds up a shot glass in salute* WHOOOO!!!!! Go, brotha, go…! 😆

Jaune: *looks at his cards*

Jaune: …I can’t see the cards with these glasses…I hope I have something good…!

[rwac96]

(Prompt) When Sienna meets Team JNPR, she doesn't care much for them. But when her eyes are locked on Jaune, she is interested. She best be careful, Pyrrha is not someone that will let you take Jaune from her. (Flirting. Jealousy.)

The Tiger Faunus gazed at the four youths before her, more human friends of Blake Belladonna. She was rather annoyed at the fact that she befriended a Schnee, her yellow eyes looked at each of them, verily unimpressed. An orange-haired girl who seemed to be constantly high on sugar, a black-haired Mistral youth who seemingly had no backbone, and the Gladiator Cereal Mascot propped up as a 'Champion'. Sienna's gaze turns to the blonde youth with armor pieces over a black hoodie, eyeing him from head to toe.

"Mhmm," she takes notice of his shield, focused on his family crest, "quite the unique shield." The White Fang Leader said, approaching Jaune, which caught his redhead partner off guard.

"Thanks," the aspiring swordsman said, doing his best not to be intimidated by, essentially, a woman who temporarily inspired Blake, "it belonged to my great-grandpa, who fought in the Great War."

"An Arc, then?" Sienna slightly raises her brows, her lips curling into an intrigued smile. She purred, caressing the nervous teen's cheek. "Glad to see not of all the Arc have become cowards."

"Excuse me," Pyrrha spoke up, causing the mature woman to glare for a moment.

"I wasn't talking to you, Mascot," the Tiger Faunus stated firmly, her smile returning. "I was talking to your...budding commander."

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

MGE X RWBY

Hellhound Ruby x Automaton Penny x Jaune

Cheshire cat Blake x Yang x Jinko Sienna khan

Kistune-bi Cinder trying to possess Pyrrha(provocative)

Hellhound!Ruby: Man! This tempurate is great! Feels like home!

Penny: *Fans whirring like propellers* Warning; excessive heat increases rate of Power-cell drain and repeated or sustained exposure may cause permanent internal damage.

Jaune: *Placing cups down on the table* Coolant for you, Lemonade for me.

Penny: It is greatly appreciated, Boyfriend Jaune.

Ruby: Pssh. You guys are just soft

Penny: I am actually quite hard

Jaune: We weren't born in Hellfire Ruby. Nor do we have a literal fire in our souls. We die if it gets too hot.

Ruby: I know, I'm just joking around! *Hugs them*

Jaune: HOTHOTOHTOHTHOTHOT-

Penny: WARNING! EXTERNAL TEMPERATURE REACHING CRITICAL LEVELS-

~~~~~

Cheshire!Blake: *Appears* How're you doing?

Yang: I am very tired of walking. Can't you poof us to the store?

Blake: no. I can disappear- *Disappears*

Blake: *Appears on top of a tree* And reappear whenever. It's invisibility, not Teleportation. *Hangs down by her legs* I'd figure you'd have understood that.

Blake: Why don't you get her to help.

Jinko!Sienna: And debase myself by carrying her? if she cannot make her own way to the-

Blake: She'll scratch behind your ears.

Sienna: *picking up Yang and Blake* Then let us be on our way!

~~~~~

Kitsune-bi!Cinder: *Pounding against Pyrrha's chest* C'mon! Let me in!

Pyrrha: No.

Cinder: But I can help you get that guy you like!

Pyrrha: No.

Cinder: Plea-ea-easE! I want a bod- ACK!

Pyrrha: *Throwing salt* No. Go away.

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

Jaune: *Look down at her exposed chest*

Jaune: *Looks up at Sienna’s smirking face*

Jaune: Awww man… I thought you actually had a tiger cub…

Sienna: *Tick mark* You brat! Are you really telling me that you don’t want to play with my- Ah~!

Jaune: *Has already reached over with both hands and taken two handfuls* No, I did NOT say that!

Jaune: AW~! Look at the baby tigers! They're so cute~! (Sighs) I wish I could pet and squeeze them. They're probably so soft~.

Sienna: Hm, probably. Why don't you try it? I bet mine are even softer than those.

Jaune: Wait, what? Since when have you had a tiger? Pretty sure it's illegal, too.

Sienna: ...Seriously? That's not what I meant.

Sienna: (Lifts shirt, Shows tiger-print bra) This is what I meant~! Go on, give 'em a feel~!

[evenmorefatallyobsessed]

So many of the rwbabies are Jaune's in the time travel thing? Because not everyone you ship with Jaune has hot a baby. You wrote Willow being pregnant but never gave us a rwbabie out of it. So I just want a list of who to expect.

Well actually I made a question specifically about Willow and Kali having Arc Babies and it came out with a yes in the polls so they will happen. As for who to expect...

That's a long list... Of the top of my head

Nicholas II (Jaune X Weiss) Yin Xiao-Long Arc (Jaune X Yang) Shade Belladonna-Arc (Jaune X Blake) Politan (Neo X Jaune) Jasmine Arc (Jaune X Melanie) Jade Arc (Jaune X Miltia) Jasper Arc (Jaune X Neon) Damien Arcfall (Jaune X Cinder) Topaz Arc (Jaune X Emerald) Adjit ArK (Jaune X Sienna) Roux Arc (Jaune X Reese) Unnamed Daughter (Jaune X May Zedong) Theo and his twin sister (Unnamed as of yet)(Jaune X Pyrrha) Baldur Valkyrie (Ren X Nora) Mei Ren (Ren X Nora) Unnamed Son (Jaune X Nora) Lavander (Oscar X Ruby) Elsa (Jaune X Winter) Grace (Jaune X Glynda) ? Tyr (Jaune X Vernal) (Given Tyr's buffness I'm not sure I can make his model though)

[rosesonapond]

Next Gen AUs Ships and Characters with Children

OTPverse

Rose Lotus (aka Crimson / Red Lotus)

Iceberg (aka Neiss)

Tauradonna (I want to write it as close to canon as possible, but canon Adam sucks, maybe he'll be revived, rescued, or stranded vers.)

Arkos

Cinnabun

Orange Sherbet

Ironwitch

Rich Data Farms (aka Oscar x Whitley x Nora)

Elderburn (aka Yang x Winter)

Thunder Thighs (aka Nora x Mercury)

CinderOo (not romantic)

NeonSage

FlyntCiel

FelineFriendly (aka Sienna x Tukson)

Lieutenant

The 4 Royal Families of Remnant

Black Lotus verse

Black Lotus

Red Sea (aka Ruby x Neptune)

White Knight

Neon Bull (aka Neon x Adam)

SunNora

Yang Sage

FelineFriendly (aka Sienna x Tukson)

RoboCyborg (aka Mercury x Penny)

Ironwitch

QrowWinter

Rich Farmers (aka Oscar x Whitley)

Lieutenant

The 4 Royal Families of Remnant

White Lotus verse

White Lotus (aka Weiss x Ren)

Lancaster (aka Jaune x Ruby)

Catmeleon (aka Blake x Ilia)

YangJR (aka Yang x Junior)

NepNora (aka Neptune x Nora)

PyrSun (aka Pyrrha x Sun)

FelineFriendly

Data Farms (aka Oscar x Penny)

Ironwitch

Whitley

Adam

Winter

Lieutenant

The 4 Royal Families of Remnant

Silent Love verse

NeoRen (aka Neo x Ren)

Ladybug (aka Ruby x Blake)

WeissPilot

Sea Dragon (aka Neptune x Yang)

Arkos

Stike Marigolds (aka Henry x Nora, might not be romantic, not sure yet really)

Time Freeze (aka Ciel x Winter)

Broken Machines (aka Whitley x Penny)

Sun Rise (aka Adam x Sun)

FelineFriendly

Ironwitch

Lieutenant

The 4 Royal Families of Remnant

Envy Zinnia verse

Envy Zinnia (aka Emerald x Ren)

White Rose

Black Sun

Nora's Arc (aka Nora x Jaune)

High Tide (aka Neptune x Pyrrha)

Wintermeleon (aka Winter x Ilia

Investor (aka Whitley x Ciel)

Dairy Farm (aka Neo x Oscar)

IronQrow (aka Ironwood x Qrow)

Lieutenant

The Four Royal Families of Remnant

Canon verse

Re/nora

Bumble/bee

White Knight

Rose Garden

Emercury

Sun

Neptune

Ilia

Winter

Whitley

Lieutenant

The 4 Royal Families of Remnant

Black Rose Lotus verse

Black Rose Lotus

Lucky Charm (aka Qrow x Clover)

Negatives (aka Mercury x Weiss)

Rainbow Quartz (aka Ilia x Emerald)

Sync or Swim (aka Neptune x Penny)

Dragon Slayer (aka Yang x Jaune)

Sun

Winter

Whitley

Oscar

Lieutenant

The 4 Royal Families of Remnant

Sunflowyr verse

Sunflowyr (aka Yang x Ren)

Wild Rose (aka Ruby x Whitley)

KnightShade (aka Blake x Jaune)

White Sun (aka Weiss x Sun

Winter

Nora

Whitley

Neon

Flynt

Oscar

Emerald

Mercury

Ilia

Neptune

Lieutenant

The 4 Royal Families of Remnant

Bittersweet verse

Tauradonna

Cinnabun

Iceberg

Wild Rose

MerCinder (aka Mercury x Cinder)

Nora

Winter

Cinder

Oscar

The 4 Royal Families of Remnant

Reverse Human/Faunus AU #1

Rose Lotus

QrowWinter

Cinnabun

Arkos

Rich Farmers

NepNeo (aka Neptune x Neo)

Thunder Thighs

Immortal Souls (Salem x Ozpin)

Lieutenant

Reverse Human/Faunus AU #2

Sunflowyr

Ironwitch

Immortal Souls

Emberald

Iceberg

Arranged Marriage AU# 2

Poly NG AU (might make a rule in legacy challenge poly next gen aus, have to find lovers outside their respective universe and go into another)

Crossover verses

(Not complete, but might as well post it)

[latenightswithdoom]

Prompts

Feel free to send in suggestions for prompts!

-Adam Conquers Atlas: Adam establishes true Faunus dominance.

-Always Rainy In Argus: Jaune is 100% “not” Adrian’s dad, he just so happens to be living with Terra and Saphron and fucks them every night. Cuckquean and Incest a plenty.

-Arendelles’s Queens: Arendelle has two queens, the sisters Anna and Elsa. In public they rule over the land, in private they fuck like rabbits.

-BLAKED: You’ve heard of BLACKED, now introducing BLAKED. Basically Blake has sex with everyone, and her shadow clones are perfect for gangbangs and orgies.

-Cardin the King of Menagerie: Cardin fucks and owns all of the Faunus women as pets.

-Cardin the MILF Hunter: Cardin fucks MILFs, nuff said.

-Cat, Vixen, and Lady: Adrien, Alya, and Mari in a throuple. Mari optionally a Cuckquean.

-Emperor Hunter: Hunter takes his spot as the rightful Emperor of the Boiling Isles, and gains a harem of concubines.

-Firelord Zuko: As Firelord, Zuko has a harem of concubines to carry on his royal bloodline.

-Glory To Atlas: James Ironwood can put anyone in Atlas under a trance of pure obedience and loyalty by uttering the phrase "Glory to Atlas".

-HeadMASTER Oscar: Oz magic happens to have a bit of unique mind controlling abilities to it. Certainly makes running Beacon a lot easier.

-Legoshi Gets The Bone: Legoshi being a lovable idiot accidentally gets himself a harem of Louie, Haru, Juno, and Jack.

-M&M's Pet: Moxxie and Millie welcome Loona into their relationship, both dominating her. Cuckquean Millie welcomed.

-Mistress Moira: Moira reigns supreme over the women of Overwatch as their Mistress.

-No One Fucks Like Gaston: Gaston has a harem of all of the Disney Princesses.

-Pets For Schnee’s: The Schnee family owns quite the collection of Faunus pets for their own personal pleasure. Preferred pairings are Jacques x Blake, Willow x Sienna, Winter x Eve, Weiss x Ilia, and Whitley x Kali.

-Professor Black: Mercury Black, a respected teacher at Beacon academy seems to always gain the attention of his female students.

-RWBY's Defeat: Team RWBY become submissive sex slaves for the villains. Preferred pairings are Cinder x Ruby, Neo x Yang, and Adam x Yang and Blake.

-Schneecest Schneesome: Jacques gets put in jail and Whitley becomes the man of the house forming a tiny harem with his sisters and mother.

-Sex Ed At Beacon: Port is in charge of teaching the gals of Beacon about sex while Glynda is in charge of the guys. They both have very hands on teaching methods.

-Snow Bunny Weiss: Weiss is a black only type of gal.

-Team ANAL: Neo, Nora, Ruby, and Blake join together to be Remnant’s biggest butt sluts. Special additional members include Jaune, Scarlet, Whitley, Oscar, and Weiss.

-Team MILF: What it says on the can. Any idea or character x a whole squad of the MILFs from RWBY. Main ones include: Summer, Kali, Raven, and Willow. Bonus ones include Glynda, Salem, and any other MILF you can come up with.

-Trans!Zarya Owns Overwatch: Zarya conquers Overwatch with her massive cock.

[arc-misadventures]

Jaune FMK: Sienna, Deery, Eve(R63 Adam)

Jaune: MFK IX

Jaune: MFK…? Naww… do I have to do this again…?

Eve: No not at all sexy!

Jaune: I don’t have to?

Eve: Nope! Because we’re doing MSB instead!

Jaune: What?!

Deery: MSB? What is that?

Eve: Jaune has three choices: He can either, Marry one of us, Smash one of us, or my personal favourite, Breed one of us~!

Deery: H-H-He has to what?!

Sienna: He can if he wants to. But, the little rabbit should understand that there are those that want him to do this to us~!

Jaune: I’m not a faunas.

Eve: But, your family breeds like one!

Jaune: Hey, that’s racist!

Jaune: …

Jaune: I think?

Deery: Kinda?

Sienna: You were compared to a rabbit, not a rabbit faunas. So I as, Sienna Khan, High Leader of the White Fang will allow it.

Jaune: O-Okay…?

Eve: So, what are you going to handsome?

Jaune: …

Jaune: Haaa…

Jaune: Let’s get this over with. I’d smash, Deery.

Deery: Me?! Why me?!

Jaune: The other two options require more… commitment to the role that I just don’t believe you are well prepared for.

Deery: That’s…! That’s fair…

Sienna: Still the same scared little, Bambi aren’t you?

Deery: Shut up…

Eve: Oh don’t worry, Deery. Hey, why don’t I join you, it will certainly make things easier for you~!

Deery: J-J-Join me…? W-W-With him?!

Sienna: Careful, Eve she might blow a gasket if you push her too hard.

Jaune: …

Jaune: Moving on. I would breed, Eve.

Eve: Fuck yeah! That’s what I like to hear!

Sienna: Care to explain why?

Jaune: Well for starters, Eve finds the notion of being bred by me hot as hell.

Eve: Fuck yeah I do!

Jaune: And, I’ll admit her constant teasing has gotten to me. I do want to… take her by the horns, and take her from behind.

Eve: And~?

Deery: There’s more?!

Jaune: I wanna see if I can… if I can… milk her…

Deery: WHAT?!

Eve: Oh gods I’m so aroused right now~!

Sienna: Hmm… that does sound like an interesting experience. Eve being a cow faunas, and all.

Jaune: And, lastly… I’d marry, Sienna.

Sienna: And, tell me: Why would you desire me as your wife~?

Jaune: Well… Muscular kitty for starters.

Eve: Eh?

Jaune: What? I like muscular woman, I think they’re hot. And, I’ve always had a thing for cat girls. Two for one combo right there.

Deery: So you would marry, Sienna just because of that?

Jaune: I said for starters! I also like her strong sense of willpower. Her unwavering determination to do what’s right by the faunas. Her commanding authority that demands respect. I also like how she purrs when I scratch her ears; it’s adorable.

Deery: Adorable?

Eve: Sienna…? Have you, and Jaune been spending time together? Alone~? Playing certain games by chance~?

Sienna: …

Sienna: We’re leaving, Jaune!

Jaune: What hey?! Put me down!

Eve: What hey?! Come back with my baby daddy you slut!

Sienna: No! He’s mine!

Deery: …

Deery: What the hell just happened?

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

I thought this was going to be Canon Jaune having to deal with the aftermath Fanon Jaune’s actions haha.

Great work and love it!

I'm Going to Be a What?! Part 2

Do you know what it means… Part 1 --------------

Jaune is sunbathing while having an iced tea.

Jaune: This is life~

*Ting*

Neon (Text): Come to my room.

Jaune: Right now?

*Ting*

Neon (Text): YES, RIGHT NOW

Jaune: *Looks around* How de fuck?... Well, let's see what she wants.

After a while, Jaune arrives at Neon's room.

Jaune: Neon, I'm here. What up?

Neon: *Smiles* Do you know if your sister could lend you Adrian's newborn clothes?

She says with her hands behind her back.

Jaune: Is that why you called me?

Neon: Just answer the question.

Jaune: Well... I think so. Why do you ask?

Neon: Cause you're going to be a daddy~

Hearing that, Jaune explodes with laughter.

Jaune: Ahahaha! Yeah right. No seriously, why am I here?

Neon: I'm not joking.

Jaune: *Smiling* Stop playing, just tell me the truth.

Neon: *Serious* I am

Jaune: But we never had....

*Bam!*

Just then Harriet comes into the room, kicking the door open.

Harriet: *Angry* Jaune!

Neon: Oh, she looks mad.

Jaune: *Scared* Y-Yes?!

Harriet: I'm going to kick your ass!

Jaune: Why?! What did I do?!

Harriet: What did you do? This was what you did!

Harriet: You got me pregnant, asshole!

Jaune: WHAT?! HOW?!

Harriet: You know damn well how, you jerk!

Elm: *Comes in* What's going on here?

Jaune: *Hides behind her* Elm help me! Harriet wants to kick my ass!

Harriet: Stay out Elm. He deserves this for knocking me up.

Elm: Wait, you too?

Jaune: *Moves away* "You too?" Are you saying that you are...

Elm: Yes, I'm pregnant. All thanks to you, honey~

Neon: *Excited* Oh my god! Congratulations!

Elm: *Smiles* Thank you.

Jaune: *Worry* Three pregnant women? How did this happen?

Elm: Well, it was to be expected after several… "sessions"

Jaune: But I have never-!

Robyn: *Interrupts him* Jaune, we need to talk. *Says in a serious tone*

They all turn to see her, they realized that she and her friend Fiona entered the room without them noticing.

Harriet: *Ready to fight* What do you two want?!

Jaune: Relax, I just came to talk to Jaune about something important.

Elm: And that is?…

Robyn: Jaune...

Jaune: Y-Yes?

Robyn: I hope you are ready to take responsibility. These two babies will need their father.

Jaune: But I haven't- Wait, how do you know you're having twins?

Robyn: I never said I'd have twins. *Looks at Fiona*

Jaune: *He follows her gaze*

Fiona: *Shy* Surprise.

Jaune: *About to faint* Oh God.

Neon: *Supports him* Wow, easy there.

Jaune: I don't understand, how can this happen?

Robyn: Well, to be honest, it was hard not to resist you after you…

She stops talking, blushing at the memory of what happened that night.

Fiona: *Touching her cheeks while she is blushing* You were such an animal~ *giggles*

Jaune: Hold on, what happen?

Sienna: You know very well what happened.

The White Fang leader interrupts as she enters the room through the window.

Neon: Sienna Khan?! What are you doing here?!

Sienna: Nothing important, I just came to pick up...

Sienna: ...my child's father.

Jaune: Wait a minute, this is the first time I've seen you!

Sienna: *Gasp* How can you say that? After having that magical night together.

Jaune: What a magical night?! I do not remember anything about that!

Sienna: I see I'll have to refresh my memory. *She begins to unbutton her pants*

Jaune: What are you doing?! Stop!

*BOMB!*

An explosion appears on the ceiling, blowing a hole in it. From there appears Raven, the leader of the Branwen tribe. She looks angry, you can see how her maiden powers show in her eyes.

Raven: Arc!

Jaune: Oh fuck!

Jaune was about to escape but was stopped by the second in command, Vernal.

Vernal: Where do you think you're going handsome?

Jaune: Please let me go, I don't want to die!

Vernal: Die? Ahahaha! You're wrong, we come to take you to our tribe.

Jaune: Why?!

Raven: Because of this!

Raven: I told you not to come inside.

Jaune: I got my friend's mother pregnant?!

Raven: And Vernal too!

Vernal: Being honest, it was a little my fault. I shouldn't have trapped you with my legs. I don't mind doing it again if you want~

Jaune: Eh?!

*Knock Knock*

Willow: Sorry to bother you. But this is important, Jaune...

Jaune: *Quietly* Please don't say it. Please don't say it. Please don't say it.

Willow: Um... I left my husband like you told me.

Jaune: Oh... *Happy* Good for you.

Willow: Thank you. Now we can live together with our baby.

At that moment Jaune stands up as quickly as possible and runs towards the window, ready to jump to his freedom. He could already feel it, the pure air of freedom. The sweet aroma of irresponsibility. Oh what a good life. Unfortunately he was stop by the telekinetic power of a beloved professor.

Glynda: And where do you think you're going?

Jaune: *Surprise* Professor Goodwitch! What are you doing here?!

Glynda: I came to talk to you in private, but I see that this is no longer necessary. Jaune...

Glynda: I am also pregnant.

Jaune: No!

Glynda: And I already told your mom.

Jaune; NO!!! This is impossible! I have never had sex with any of you! And I can prove it!

Harriet: *upset* And how do you plan to prove your innocence?

Jaune: With this!

At that moment he takes out the relic of knowledge.

Jaune: With a simple question, I could prove my innocence. Jinn!

Jaune mentions the special name, and a beautiful, big, blue woman emerges from the relic.

Jinn: What is your question?

Jaune: Jinn, have I got a woman pregnant? (Hehehe, I will finally prove my innocence)

Jinn: Yes you have impregnated a woman.

Jaune: What?

Harriet: Ha! *She yells, happy that he was wrong*

Jinn: Eleven women in total to be exact.

Jaune: Eleven?! But there are only ten of them.

Jinn: Yes, but with me...

Jinn: ...we are eleven

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Jaune: *Wakes up* AAAAAH!

He looks around and realizes that he is in his room, all alone.

Jaune: Thank god it was just a dream. *Goes back to sleep*

Meanwhile in another room.

Ruby: So he fainted with you girls after getting the news?

Neon: Yeah, we left him in his room to rest a bit. Maybe by the time his mom arrives he won't faint anymore.

Yang: What time is she going to arrive?

Glynda: She will arrive in three hours.

Weiss: We have time to prepare a welcome party. Who wants to help me?

Several girls raising their hands.

Weiss: Let's go then.

Weiss with her group leaves the room.

Cinder: I still don't understand how he doesn't remember what happened.

Salem: I already told you, using your semblance during the "Act" can cause a side effect. In Jaune's case, memory loss.

Elm: Maybe we should film it next time?

Neo: "I love that idea😍. Let's do it!😈"

Blake: *Excited* I'll bring my camera!

[gorillageek27]

Mama Arc's reaction to Jaune x Milf ships in general, and especially when they're the ones asking for approval (e.g Wiilow, Glynda, Sienna, etc).

Mama arc:... what?

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Some more Inch Resting little tidbits from the JL X RWBY movie clips:

In that same clip where it's revealed that the CCT tower in Atlas, not Beacon, fell, we see on the... award things that we have a year: 20XX

There's definitely some Time Fuckery going on, as when the Faunus man mentions Sienna's death, Blake acts very confused, flashing to it before flashing back to reality. In the other clip, when Kali reminds Blake the Atlas tower fell, Blake says she doesn't remember that.

More evidence of Time Fuckery: Someone on Twitter pointed out that during the clip of some of the JL sparring JNR, Jaune's fighting style is somewhat similar to his V8/V9 fighting style.

Another head tilting moment: when Ruby is talking to Superman and Yang comes up, she adjusts her arm, and then observes it, wiggles the fingers... almost like she's not used to it, or it looks different to her.

It's all very intriguing. Something Is Going On, perhaps a supervillain meddling in the timeline, causing events to become misplaced, or changed completely?- PWTA

Oh this is definitely time fuckery. I would love to see what happens in the AU where Atlas fell first, because how Salem would react to all of this was kind of glossed over, which I understand for a limited series but still, Ironwood got Starroed, I can't imagine she'd be happy about that.

[rwac96]

Can we get Sienna giving Jaune a kabedon? The tiger is in the hunt for her prey, and she found it.

*Sienna Khan slams her right hand against the wall, a few inches from Jaune's face*

Sienna: *grins* Hello~.

Jaune: *stutters* H-Hey.

Sienna: You look like quite the snack~.

Jaune: *scaroused noodle noises*