#sidestep leavivng their apartment has the same effect as putting an ant under a magnifying glass
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drawing sidestep in a turtleneck, sweater, and leather jacket. as if going outside in that outfit in Los Diablos weather wouldn't kill them instantly. like man i understand your need for layers and secrecy and whatever but there's a high of 114° i think you should just stay inside today. which is riskier, exposing yourself to the Special Directive or exposing yourself to a fuckin Southern California summer day??? If the Heartbreak Incident couldn't kill them, the goddamn. Heatstroke Incident will take care of it jesus christ. Their tan lines have got to be fucking crazy. they will never recover from this.
#fhr#fhr posting#sidestep#fhr sidestep#PLEASE GOD TELL ME YOUVE USED SOME OF YOUR STOLEN MONEY TO INVEST IN GOOD FUCKING DEODERANT. GET THE ANTIPERSPIRANT SIDESTEP#sidestep just fucking chugging Gatorade just to survive going to the rangers HQ and back#i hope to god they're wearing sunscreen but knowing the level of self care the average sidestep tends to perform i doubt it#sidestep leavivng their apartment has the same effect as putting an ant under a magnifying glass#did the farm ever tell them that the sun is a fucking deadly laser#maybe i'm just heat intolerant#but good god LA summers are brutal. it's a deathwish to leave the house in full length pants#LET ALONE FUCKING. LAYERS.
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