#sickfick headcanons

[pagingdoctorbedlam]

Hello I just happened across this after finishing the Enies Lobby arc bc I am now liking most of the CP9. Love ur writing and was wondering if you'd do a headcannons thingy for cp9 being soft while having to take care of a colleague (us) while we recover from sickness, injuries, or whatever? I just wanna see them show some tenderness towards someone they like, whether we be a bestie or a crush or whatever to them :)

Thanks for blessing me with your writing, regardless if you write this or not. Great job! :3

(Thank you for writing Jabra content because holy hell is it rare. Whats with me liking the rarest characters in fandom lmao)

Aww, thank you anon! That's really sweet, and I'm glad you've joined us in the CP9 pit! (Jabra really does need more love, he's such a fascinating and complex character!)

Thanks for your patience while I cooked up these headcanons! I'm gonna' put them below in a readmore, but I hope you enjoy them!

Rob Lucci: Lucci isn't the sort to fret in public (though he'll definitely be more irritable, which the others will refrain from pointing out if they value their lives). But in private, he rarely leaves your side. His presence is quiet but reassuring as he keeps watch, and you often find him reading a book or sewing an outfit for Hattori. And sometimes (especially if he's fond of you), you'll wake up to find him holding your hand. He's not one to naturally show such affection while you're awake...but if you ask, and you're alone, you might be able to convince him to shift into leopard form if you need something warm and soft. (He'll claim it's solely to help you heal faster, since research suggests that cat purrs have healing properties...that's the only reason he's purring, and don't you dare suggest otherwise!)

Kaku: Kaku gets particularly antsy when he's worried about others, so he'll do all he can to help you feel better while keeping himself busy. If there's anything you need or that the doctors request, he's off in a flash to get it. If you need any sort of physical therapy to recover, he'll be there to lend a hand. He feels like he's got to keep his mind clear and hands busy, so sometimes you have to remind him that you aren't dying and convince him to sit with you a moment. Then he'll keep his hands occupied by holding yours (resting his head on top of yours or in the crook of your shoulder if you're particularly close), quietly admitting how worried he was. But he knows you'll be okay, and he'll be with you every step of the way.

Kalifa: Kalifa is ever practical, reminding you to take your medicine and helping you stick to a schedule so you don't forget to eat or sleep. To some, she seems tougher than the doctors. But they don't see her in private, quietly running her fingers through your hair and along your body to help you stay clean, because she can think of nothing worse than feeling grimy and battered while stuck in a hospital bed. They don't feel her touch upon your brow as she puts a damp cloth to help with any fever you may have. And if any of the medical staff don't take your pain seriously, she will tell them off until you get the treatment you need. She is fierce on your behalf, and soft for you and you alone.

Blueno: Blueno isn't the sort to hover over anyone; he knows you're an adult, you need your space to heal and he's got a job to do. He's practical, but far from heartless. If supplies you need are low, he'll sneak in and acquire whatever you need from even the most well-guarded fortress. If you need a break from your hospital room (and are well enough to do so), he's got a Door out so you can catch some fresh air. Once you've recovered, he'll make you a nice meal and drink of your choice to celebrate, though he'll do so in his own low-key way.

Jabra: When someone he cares for isn't feeling well, Jabra dives into protective wolf mode. This is sometimes even literal, keeping guard around your bed and growling at any unwanted visitors before curling up at the foot of your bed for the night. He gets embarrassed if anyone brings it up afterwards, especially if they call him a puppy or something of the sort...but while you're recovering, he doesn't care what others say, so long as you're safe and sound. If you need extra help once the worst is over, he'll even accompany you (in human or wolf form) to help keep you steady while you get back to your old self.

Kumadori: Once you get Kumadori to stop crying and blaming himself for whatever happened to you, Kumadori is one of the best folks to have by your side while under the weather. He knows a lot about how the body works, so he knows just what you need to feel better. He'll make you soothing tea, guide you through breathing exercises, anything else that could help. Many of his methods are more traditional, but there's a homey touch to them that warms your heart. At night, he'll tell you stories and poems until you're able to sleep...and as you rest, he'll pray to his mother to watch over you and aid your recovery, because he couldn't stand to lose you too.

Fukuro: If you need someone to talk to while recovering, Fukuro's got your back. He'll share the latest gossip and all the going-ons so you're all caught up for whenever you get back. He'll jot down what the medical staff says too, since he figures it'll be hard for you to remember everything when you're not at 100%. He advocates for you, relay messages, anything where he can use his voice to full advantage. But really, he just loves to keep you smiling and entertained, because that's how he knows you'll be alright.

BONUS: Spandam: Sends you a get-well card and flowers. He doesn't visit as often, claims he's busy. But in soft moments, he'll bring Funkfreed by, because his elephant pal always makes him feel better and he hopes it'll help you feel better too.

Nero: Assuring you that you'll be just fine on the outside, *freaking out* on the inside. But he'll do his best to hold it together, for your sake!

Bedlam (CP9 OC): Being a doctor, is likely the one in charge of your care. They're prone to sarcasm in lighter moments ("Oh yeah, that's a terminal case of the sniffles, I give you like, three and a half hours left"), but when you're in the worst throes, they work tirelessly day and night until you're back from the brink. Don't be surprised to find them whirring around you with a full carafe of coffee while they help you out, or to wake and find them asleep in the chair next to your bed.

[vantaestummy]

pukey joonie?? oh no )): what's the poor guy dealing with this time? please enlighten me!! lets talk queasy joon

QUEASY JOON IS A SLEEPY JOON!

He can barely move. He’s so heavy and weighed down by his stomach and it bulges a lot and he doesn’t like it when he feels weak but he really does love being touched on and loved on but it’s hard when he’s throwing up all over the place. he doesn’t stop puking until EVERYTHING IS OUT. literally he pukes so much and so hard that he worries everyone in the room lol. thankfully it’s usually just a 24 hour thing with him

[vantaestummy]

y’all...

if yoongi takes meds for whatever reason i bet you he would forget to eat with them and would be sick all day.