#sick nasty hrs!!!!!

[liittlecrow]

sigh. i just want to make someone’s son rich. watch him count endless bills until he is physically r o l l i n g in money from selling my body & my holes to other depraved men.

just happily doing as im told… posing exactly how daddy encourages me to… in front of the camera that is constantly flashing & recording me from every angle possible… the line of strangers just continuing to grow larger & longer… all waiting for their turn to put some cash into daddy’s hand so that they can have their every which way with the cute little fleshlight… over & over & over again��. nothing but a piece of property, a mindless atm machine with a useless heartbeat, a set of 3 wet sloppy holes, designed only to pleasure & entertain men…. anything & everything they want is all completely theirs to take… because i’m not even a person anymore… no… i solely live & breathe to serve them… they will forever be superior….. god. what a lucky girl i am to have such a fulfilling purpose on this earth <3

[fuck-customers]

I'm so sick of my co-worker. He constantly responds to anything a female co-worker says to him by turning it into a stupid inuendo. He's made nasty "jokes" about me being a lesbian and commented on me "having it all on show" (I was in a fucking tank top and shorts because we work a physical job outside and there's a fucking heatwave), refers to anyone he doesn't like or who disagree with him as "on the spectrum" and has frequently mocked another co-worker behind her back for having "weird transgender children". I can't even report him cus we don't have an HR department, just admin, and I'm a placement student not an actual employee so even if I get my uni involved I'll just end up being fired from placement and having to pay to retake the whole fucking year. My tutor this year actually confirmed that I basically have to choose between throwing away £6000 and a whole year of work or enduring another 2 months of sexual harassment because the university won't make an exception if I don't complete all my required hours.

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[whoblewboobear]

I want JacePorter office rivals. Featuring their supervisor Zara who is SICK of her favorite boytoys employees bickering.

When Jace slinks into her office to complain about Porter, immediately followed by Porter coming in with an offer to kill Jace and let her drink the blood, she starts plotting.

She also kinda wants to fujo out a little and pairs them together for a project. They’ll either kill each other, fuck, or invite her for a threesome and all of those sound entertaining to her.

Naturally those idiots are fucking nasty in the supply room by noon and Zara is jerking it in her office bc she overheard them 💅

So uh.. where the fuck is HR?

[f0point5]

The whole thing with Esteban started because the Alpine TP Bruno Famin said there would be serious consequences for Esteban after the Monaco GP. Pierre also gave a rather scathing interview (shock he’s French) and then Sky Sports picked it up. Sky Sports basically fanned the flames that Ocon could be dropped by Canada and Doohan could be set to replace him. This of course gets picked up by those Twitter journalists who run with it from Monday until today really. So there was a fair bit of discourse about it but I don’t know what kind of comments he was getting on his personal account and his girlfriend’s comment section is a bit odd too. I think it all stems down to neither him or Gasly wanting to stay at Alpine but Ocon has been a bit more vocal about shopping around and this is just the excuse Alpine needed to not resign him. As well as the fact that they commented emojis on his statement but didn’t like it and he didn’t like their comment on instagram. I think it’s the end of the French Revolution for Alpine 😭

I thought he came across well in the thread but I think F1twt or social media in general now has kind of lost touch with reality when it comes to ‘hating’. I’ve no issues with being a hater, I feel like most people are a little bit deep down but it’s definitely escalated and turned into something quite ugly.

I honestly need to like…digest this Esteban thing because I don’t get it.

This obviously goes back further than just Monaco. I know there were rumours last year about Esteban’s behaviour and that there was even an HR issue, but I kinda didn’t think it was really a thing. Maybe they really just cba with him anymore. Also it’s known that they have not been pleased about him openly talking to other teams and apparently making a big deal to his links with Toto. Maybe they’ve decided to try and lock Pierre in for the duration and Esteban is taking that poorly?

I think despite Pierre being the one who is more vocally frustrated with the team, it’s Esteban who tends to do the on track silliness and it’s also what he’s known for. I wouldn’t be surprised if Alpine have just got sick of the battle of the baguettes and Esteban is the one with a history of being the aggressor and they think he will be the same with the next teammate that comes along anyway.

That comment about Mick Schumacher knowing how to get along with teammates was…A Choice.

But I fundamentally don’t understand why Esteban made the statement? Was he receiving actual hate over it (I didn’t see any but I’m not on alpine Twitter)? Was it to such a point that it needed a thread? Clearly Alpine didn’t suggest it. Him saying the hate has been “damaging” does he mean to his prospects for next year?

I’m just so confused?

Also on the hate thing, I am a hater for sure but not in a “tweet genuinely hateful shit” type of way. I do think Ocon is an on-track terrorist and I will stand by that and I don’t think it’s an unfair assessment. But people say some really nasty personal shit about people they don’t know which is ott and not acceptable obviously

[jenyifer]

Okay ep10 initial reaction

1. BOSTONNICK BABY MY NASTY BABIES BOSTON WAS SO PURE AND SWEET I CRIED SO MUCH EYE CONTACT AND SINCERITY

2. Can I get rid of a couple bodies I’m talking about in order Atom, Dan, Mew, Top, Boeing, and Cheum. AND RAY BOY YOU ARE SO CLOSE TO BEING ON THIS LIST if part 4 didn’t redeem you a bit you’d be buried with the rest of them

3. Sand please let me hug you. Ray was so unintentional evil for this. You can’t do this to someone you ducking love. I’m excusing it because big feels in the mind place but this also had tears coming out of my eyes.

4. I hope ray gets some good fucking help because he needs to apologize to sand and then repair things with Boston because there is a reason why he was fucking silent in the fight and it’s because he knew Boston was about to cry confirming that he really didn’t pressure atom into shit

5. I’m not gonna lie the TopMew parts were unwatchable. Mew is just so infuriating. Get off your high horse and think about ANYONE OTHER THAN YOURSELF GOD DAMN.

6. Daddy Dan making Nick work over time then fucking him on the desk after manipulating him was sick and wrong I’m glad Nick didn’t fall for it. But Nick get HR involved.

7. Nick I need you to ruin Atoms life as well plz and thank you

[bardiccharm]

If you don't stick around for this one, that's fair. It's fairly sad and involves a heavy topic (I have tw: it)

I haven't posted original shit in *years* but here we are. Every time I look at my profile photo all I wanna do is cry.

Yesterday, November 1st at 12:15pm, my spouse and I took our big baby cat Achmed to his last vet appointment. He didn't yowl, he didn't fight. He was tired. He was done. After 11 years, and 2 months of fighting, eating nasty ass medicine, watching both of us breaking because we couldn't do anything to make him feel any better, he was done.

On Labor Day this year we came home to him unable to greet us like he normally did. When he tried to walk, he was winded and worse yet he couldn't feel or use his front paw. He tried, but without being able to use it, he just fell on his face. We scooped him up, put him in his carrier and took him to the nearest vet ER where he was diagnosed in early stage heart failure and told that he had thrown a clot which was stuck in his leg. Originally they floated an amputation, pending his reaction to medicine we begged to even try and use to give him a fighting chance. If he didn't respond in 24 hrs, they said we would need to put him down. 24 hrs later, every 8 hours he was given his medicine. He wouldn't eat the food he had (as we learned from internal medicine, not his normal vet, is a common reaction for cats when sick) and went from 20lbs ragdoll to 9.75. she gave him the same diagnosis for the paw but on a urinalysis, caught his protein levels heightened and additionally diagnosed him with kidney disease. Both are degenerative diseases with no cure.

Internal medicine gave us hope. They said he was active and with the new food, eating again, he would be okay a little longer and maybe even get to see his 12th birthday. We weren't going to hope for that, we just wanted one more Samhain and Yule with him. He gave us one, but not the other. He was starting to turn I noticed about a week before, but with a new little addition (a long haired tuxedo kitten named Thor) seemed to perk up and eat again. We monitored exactly how much he drank, making sure water was *always* available everywhere. All the churu sticks and wet food he could want ever, with dry kibble separated in a bowl.

His health went south so quickly...

In 12 hours, he went from being able to jump (albeit not with the normal grace he did) onto the bed or into the closet, to being barely able to walk down the hall to the bathroom to sleep on the bath mat. (He hated cat beds and preferred to steal hoodies and blankets and fabrics). From cuddles with him laying on us to him curling at the end of the bed and watching the door.

The last night we knew. When he wobbled standing, hadn't eaten or drank in 24 hours and threw up his medicine. He was done. His last acts were to give one last soft purr and a paw of approval with Thor and the only cuddle he would get with him after days of the little one's excitement to meet him fully. We made an ornament with his paw print, wrapped him in his favorite flannel fabric he liked to curl up on while he chattered at squirrels and napped in the sunlight and after calling the vet and Aquamation facility, took him on the hardest drive I've ever made.

They brought us in and let us give him loves before they got him set up. When he came back he didn't move from the blanket, just stayed in it and wondered why we were sad. We chose to stay with him the whole time, told him how much we love him and will miss him but that it was almost over sweet boy. The vet came in, explained what he was going to overdose him on sedative before putting him fully asleep. We stayed with our baby until he was gone and then a little after to fully say goodbye and that we loved him again before leaving....

I love you bubbaloo. I'm sorry I couldn't make you feel any better. I'm sorry I couldn't spoil you as a baby like I hope I get the chance to do for your little brother. I'm sorry I couldn't stop you from being sick. I'm sorry for all the nasty medicine but I am *so* grateful you fought to make it to Samhain. I am thankful for the wonderful 11 years you were with me, through everything from breakups to being married to your Papa to losing your big fur brother Kody. You get to see him now too. And your siblings and dad and Grandpa. They've been waiting for you and they came to get you and make sure you aren't going alone across the Rainbow Bridge. Kody especially, waited for you to go with him. We'll see you again one day buddy and I hope to have so many stories for you.

I love you more than the stars baby boy

- Jess

[winterline13-art]

Pictober - Call

Tfw ur violently hungover and ur wife lives 12 hrs away so all u can do is call her until it all feels better Have some Wiles angst for Call <3

+Infodump abt Wiles under the cut !

So this is Wiles ! Winter and Miles, my favorite couple of all my ocs <3 I love them dearly so therefore I hurt them so so so bad <3 As u do <33

TW for mentions of alcoholism and parental abuse!

These two lovebirds have been dating since they were in high school. Right out of getting their bachelors degrees, they had their daughter Justice. Both had plans to move on to getting their Masters and PhDs, and suddenly with Justice things had to be shifted.

Luckily, Winter's program was available online. So she could stay home in District 20 with Miles' dad Mortimer and take care of Justice that way. Miles however had to go into the inner Districts to get his degree, and suddenly they were 12 hours apart and really could only call to see each other. Miles didn't get to hold his daughter all that much for nearly 7 years while he got his PhD.

During his first few years of his Masters program though Miles developed some really bad habits with alcohol in an attempt to not feel how depressing it was to be so far away from his family. Plus the general stress of his program. (not helped that his mother was also an alcoholic, and miles grew up with her before she died, so the only way he knows how to deal with stress is by following her lead, despite how abusive she was) So there were definitely times when Miles drank himself into a horrendous hangover that would last a whole day and often there would be nothing he could do but camp out in the bathroom and call Winter just to hear her voice. It wasn't much, but it was better than nothing.

He did eventually kick the habit after a close call with hitting his head really bad and ending up with a pretty nasty concussion. Something about that moment and realizing that his actions almost cost him his life, and therefore meaning he would never hold his daughter or wife again, kicked him into shape pretty quick. But it took him almost the entirety of his Masters program to get himself figured out.

It wasn't exactly roses and sunshine for Winter either, raising a toddler mostly on her own while getting her own Masters and PhD was a huge challenge. She was definitely lucky that she had her father in law and best friend to help out. And whenever her mom was in town, Wysteria was able to help out as well.

But eventually Winter got her PhD in political science (or some Ziennian equivalent) and Miles got his PhD in Cloud Networking and Security. They got a house in District 10 to live in together, as its right between where Miles' family lives, and where they both work. Perfect middle ground. :]

And now they both focus on their jobs and raising Justice together! They all love each other so so much and they're all in love! It's so so good I love them sm <333

Misc fun facts

Winter's morning sickness with Justice was sooo bad she pretty much had to camp out in the bathroom for days on end. This was primarily because she's a Changeling and Miles is a Ziennian, making Justice a Changeling-Ziennian hybrid!

Miles is trans! While it was the primary reason that his mom abused him it's also something he's extremely proud of. As soon as Miles and his dad Mortimer reconnected, the first thing Mortimer did was take Miles out to get a haircut and a new wardrobe <3

Winter was raised by a single mom who adopted her! Wysteria isn't perfect, she's a bit absent all things considered, but she does do her best and she's gotten better as time goes on. If Winter asked Wysteria for anything now, Wystie would move mountains for her baby girl.

Winter and Miles both known Ziennian Sign Language and French! Miles grew up speaking French, and they both learned sign after Mortimer came into the picture again. Mortimer is deaf and primarily uses sign to communicate.

Miles has five older brothers who all love him very much! They're just all over the world for their jobs so they don't get to see each other very often anymore. But Miles' oldest brother Mark was the one to find him after he'd hit his head real bad while drunk and Mark like. Gave him a good long talking to that kicked things into gear. We love Mark thank u Mark

Winter! Canonically! Cannot read!! This is primarily due to Changeling shenanigans where if they come across a written language it gets all garbled up and they can't read it. So Changelings have no written language because of this. But also even if she COULD hypothetically read she wouldn't be able to anyway this girlie's got dyslexia so bad she has to do the hand trick to know right from left all the time. She Cannot Read. She has a PhD and Cannot Read.

Miles can read. Just for the record.

[pyjamaenzel]

...watching the whole mask debate go down was incredibly surreal bc I learned about using masks to prevent transmission of other resp. diseases before covid happened. I got a nasty bug once (coughing, sneezing, the works) & wore medical masks at home for the duration & my partner did not catch it despite us living in a tiny 1 br apartment. Recently did a 4 hr drive w/ someone who was sick (not covid), sneezing and coughing and refused to mask 🙃 but I was wearing one and...didn't catch it.

...so all the people whining that "they don't work" and accusing others of being sheep was absurd in the face of actual concrete evidence.

(that's before you get into why surgeons & dentists are required to wear em like. this is not for no reason. lmao)

(also frequent handwashing. I take public transit & wash hands immediately on getting to my destination. I used to get sick several times a year & have been sick once since 2020)

[themculibrary]

Boss/Employee Masterlist

9 to 5, with benefits (ao3) - darthpumpkinspice pepper/natasha E, 2k

Summary: Pepper is trying her very best not to be distracted by the new legal notary, Natalie Rushman. The last thing anyone needs to deal with is a nasty HR debacle.

This is the best undercover op Natasha has had in ages.

after hours (ao3) - brideofquiet steve/bucky E, 7k

Summary: None of it’s exactly how Bucky pictured working for a chef he’s admired since he was a teenager, from the food style to the fucking—but he likes it. Wouldn’t trade it.

all work and no play (ao3) - mcwho steve/bucky E, 8k

Summary: Another thing that drives Bucky a little crazy is that Steve has a car. In New York. Yes, he knows, multi-millionaire, ex-Captain America, whatever, whatever – the point is, Bucky wants Steve to do things to him in that Audi. Sex things. He has very specific fantasies.

or: Bucky’s adventure in flirting and communication.

A Political Affair (ao3) - star_after_dark helmut/bucky M, 2k

Summary: The Prime Minister of Sokovia, Helmut Zemo, and his Security Detail, Sergeant James Barnes, have a strictly professional relationship, nothing out of the ordinary.

Eexcept for when they're behind closed doors.

Contract of Employment (ao3) - cydonic pepper/tony E, 2k

Summary: Tony Stark has to prove his worth to the CEO of Stark Industries.

Drive (ao3) - roboticonography pepper/tony M, 27k

Summary: Tony and Pepper attempt a friends-with-benefits relationship. It goes about as well as you’d expect.

Enough to Drive You Crazy (If You Let It) (ao3) - liionne steve/bucky T, 7k

Summary: Steve wants a job. Just - just a job. Right now, he doesn’t care if it’s a job making the paper that goes on to make newspapers, as long as it’s a job that vaguely, in some way reflects the Bachelor of Journalism that he has hanging on his wall at home. And it pays money. Enough money for him to at least be able to make his rent.

So, when he gets the job at SHIELD Magazine (the most widely circulated men’s fashion magazine in the world), he’s pretty damn pleased with himself.

Until he looks again at what he signed up for, and realises that, in fact, he’s just a personal assistant.

Devil Wears Prada AU

Luminous Glimmers on Ocean Waves (ao3) - iam93percentstardust steve/tony G, 5k

Summary: Steve hasn't seen Prince Tony Stark since the day he and his parents left the palace. Twenty-five years later, Steve is the owner of a unique theme park, and Tony is waltzing back into his life in a way that Steve could have never expected.

One Bad Night (ao3) - complicationstoo steve/tony E, 49k

Summary: Steve Rogers has a one night stand the night before his first day as a surgical intern. And that's fine - until his one night stand turns out to be his boss.

Perhaps you bewitched me (ao3) - little_nymph wanda/vision E, 22k

Summary: An office AU for these two little lovebirds with no powers. SWORD is just a little business run by Wanda being CEO with her new secretary Vision.

The Bodyguard (ao3) - katie_delaney steve/bucky E, 24k

Summary: Steve, successful artist and philanthropist is hopelessly infatuated with his PA, Bucky. He takes Bucky on holiday to Mexico with him and starts to realise Bucky might not be who he thinks his is, about the time he starts to realise he might also want to fuck him.

The Incentive (ao3) - catalystcomet loki/sylvie E, 4k

Summary: “Pathetic,” she repeats, making sure every syllable is carefully enunciated and dripping with contempt. “Look at you, you repulsive little pervert. You’re disgusting, Loki. I can’t even discipline you for being a worthless fuck-up without that sad little prick of yours getting in the way.”

Or, Sylvie finds an interesting way to motivate her new assistant.

The Rose and The Thorn (ao3) - britbrit99, GranatKoroleva steve/bucky E, 17k

Summary: Bucky, a wealthy recluse, disappeared from the public eye years ago. Rumors spread about his disappearance, but eventually stopped.

Steve, a struggling designer with a sick mother, faced a difficult choice: freedom as an artist, or a secretive job to pay for his mother's treatment. He was no damsel, but he was in distress.

Making a deal with the devil always comes with a price, even for those who cannot afford it.

the way i've been craving (ao3) - howdoyousleep steve/bucky E, 3k

Summary: "Lunch break at 12:30. My office. Hope you’re hungry…"

It’s the ellipsis that sends Bucky’s insides swimming warmly, his heart beating twice as fast against his ribs where he sits in class. Senator Rogers is concise, direct, to the point. Without an ellipsis this is lunch, this is a meeting. With it though?

This is a booty call.

this love, cradled between my ribs (ao3) - this_wayward_life, VeroCaroline steve/bucky, minor sam/riley E, 14k

Summary: Even if Steve wanted to… pursue James, romantically, he doubts his interest will be reciprocated. James is young, and beautiful, just a couple of years out of university with his whole life ahead of him. Steve, who's more than twenty years older, divorced and cynical, with hair that's more grey than blonde these days and a body that can no longer keep up with the strenuous workouts he was so fond of in his younger years, isn't a good fit for him.

Or: Steve falls in love with the new receptionist.

we were strangers, starting out on a journey (ao3) - salacious steve/natasha M, 2k

Summary: After working together for the past week, Steve blurts out an invitation that he wishes he hadn't.

when it feels right (ao3) - complicationstoo steve/tony, mj/peter G, 9k

Summary: “You’re actually hiring me after that?” Tony asks, the disbelief clear in his watery brown eyes.

Steve shrugs, “Gotta start somewhere, right? And if you’re terrible, it’s not like I can’t fire you.”

Or, the one where Steve owns a bakery and Tony needs a job.

white collar, undone (ao3) - nastyghost loki/sylvie E, 9k

Summary: He'd call her into his office every afternoon, and she'd always come, she could never not to, reading and rereading him reports until her throat dried. And he’d sit there, behind his huge, dark oak desk, savoring the sweet rasp her voice would get, wondering if it would sound the same if, instead of reciting weekly stocks, she would've just moaned his name the entire time.

sylki corporate au.

you did a number on me (but honestly, baby, who's counting) (ao3) - thelilacfield wanda/vision E, 5k

Summary: “The whole office doesn’t know! Wanda...I mean, Ms. Maximoff, has no idea! And I would like to keep it that way!”

“I didn’t know our boss was blind and deaf. All you fucking do is stare at her like you want her to walk all over you in those power suit and stilettos.”

“Sam-”

“And look, in the spirit of the season, you could ask her to do a little giving - or taking, I don’t know which way you like it-”

“Sam!”

You're So Classic (ao3) - DeepInTheLight peggy/howard E, 2k

Summary: Peggy can’t help those classic feelings for her boss.

[liittlecrow]

where are all the pretty boys with long hair & piercings & tattoos who wear guyliner & listen to heavy metal??!

no but like actually.. if any of the above applies to you, pretty pretty pls reveal yourself in my notifs so i can then proceed to kill myself on your cock pls & ty <3

[nottherealajhq]

oh fuck me nevermind false alarm eric even though you seem not to be alarmed considering you've completely stopped moving and responding to everything i say it's just jordon here in some stupidass new wizard getup to be a stupid fucking narc again to no one's surprise like god i mean bigfoot fucking damnit man we all know what you're going to say and first of all we all know bigfoot wanted weed to be legalized and bigfoot's word should be trusted on everything first and fucking foremost so don't even start me on that but you know what jordon i'm sick of your shit in general you think you have so much backing you up just because you're a manager but a manager of fucking what finances finances don't even mean fucking shit from fuck man it's not like you were helping us go from in the red into a green every single financial disaster is your fucking fault i've made more money than you in my lifetime not only did i have to go on paid leave for 3 years because my grandmother Margaret was in the hospital guess what she was doing some mr beast shit to me yeah that's right had to be the last one to stay there next to her on the deathbed and guess what i was the last fucking one the last fucking one and i only got to leave because jimmy buffet dying had her soul prominently eliminated because they had that shit bound in blood and now i'm fucking loaded i've made more shit than you ever had for this company i'm betting on it now you're like a living trainwreck waiting to happen yet it's already happened it's already got it's train tubes flying all over the fucking place and what do you we do we just have to sit here and watch until your face finally explodes like a gusher because guess what dumbass when you finally hit the bricks and by the bricks i mean die because brother if i have any saying in it you will die so hard and nasty every one is going to forget who you are i bet they already did bitch anyways that's not to mention you're a spineless coward no backbone to stand on and you know what do you even gain from it you never even join us other managers here at the quarters in doing anything fun oh boohoo i don't want to get high like oh my bigfoot live a little you pathetic plastic bag on the side of the road you know who is out here living it a little me and also probably my friend eric who is fuuuckeeddd out of his mind but i bet you'd never even bother to be fucked out of your mind asshole i bet you didn't get banned from your home state because you kept splurging on bloody mary's at every single T.G.I. Fridays in the general orlando area only to wake up and find myself i mean yourself without any clothes in the costuming department of disneyworld and even though that shit almost got me arrested guess what asshole i was living it i was living it every second and you have not done this once get the fuck outta my office or i'm gonna call hr on you and by hr i mean me because i'm hr and brother i Will human resources all over your ass FUCK YOU.

[jonstarks]

it's insane how some workplace always forced a worker with cold or flu to power through it and you shouldn't take a sick day bc you have a cute headache and runny nose. that shit was nasty and contagious. all i need right now is chicken soup and a long nap, not meeting with corporate hr and insurance providers

[butchbyte]

adding to the misery of the sick cat saga, they now vomited 4 times in 24 hrs... at the vet now and it turns out they have a fever

getting iv fluids and chest xrays now, waiting to find out if it's something minor or something nasty

[hoshigray]

MONAAAAA DEEARESSST !!! I promised to you that I would read this and leave a review (and I apologize that it has taken me THIS long to do it) because i knew this story was gonna be a BOP. First of all, yw for beta reading as I enjoyed seeing a bit of a previews of this masterpiece in its works, and I'm so proud of you for finally releasing the real thing!! 🫶🏾💓 So, without further ado, here's my review:

• First of all, Yaga lucky this is a fictional story with fictional men bc irl, I'm calling HR 😭😭😭 bc what do you MEAN "I'll just send you up so they can explain," MOTHERFUCKER NO TF LMAOOO TELL ME !!

• "I can smell just how wet she is," Oh nah these men are ANIMALISTIC, help me!?!??

• Reader, please...yeah we're totally gonna play Jeopardy alone with seven older men in the room and they gon ask "Name of the first succubus victim who experienced hallucinations and had to be homebound after the ordeal" in the History  category for 300 points like 😑😑😑😑

• Anywho, that description of the blowjob with Toji ???? I could barely keep reading bc of the nasty image in my head like my God 😳😳😳😳 (affectionately).

• HELLO, THE SATOSUGU KISS?!??!?!,! I was CHEESING hard, bro, like yes that's THEE jjk otp right there 🤧🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 ugh, reader is so lucky...

• Omfg the Choso + Satogugu moment with reader was chef's kiss, like taking turns kissing the two while stroking Choso is so delicious. And Choso being the subby baby he is to reader, PEAK FICTION!!! Waaaaait, this us perfect tho, Choso is the perfect person for your first succubus training since this is what reader is gonna be doing later on.....I see you, mona, I see you 👍🏾✨️

• BRo. These two paragraphs, bro......I'm so sick.

• NOT NANAMINTEACHING US HOW TO FINGER OURSELVES, WHAT!?!? "Pulling his fingers out, he slips them into your mouth, twirling them around so that you can taste Gojo, Choso and yourself all on your tongue." yeah, imma just hop off a bridge. AND HIGU??? “'Keep your eyes on me.' He grabs your face, his hips slamming against yours. 'They can do whatever they want but when I'm inside of you, you keep your eyes on me.'” BRUUUUUUHHHH I LOVEHIMFUUUUUCK!! And his nose hitting the clit as he eats you out; I'm so unwell rn........

• Of course, Sukuna has the thickest dick of the bunch, yeah I cosign this notion, lmao

• The end...with Kusakabe...........stop it.

Holy shiiiiiiiiit mona it's been a LONG minute since I've read a fic, and I would've never forgiven myself if I never got the chance to read this amazing idea of yours and not say my piece (esp when I helped you with it when I could!). And now that I have, GIRL 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧 I have left so fed and satisfied with this story, you did your thing on this! I could definitely get how you had to take your time with this bc an 8some is insane, my girl, let's be fr, lmao. But the fact that you pushed yourself to finish it to the very end until you felt it was ready is so understandable, and the wait made it a whole lot worth it. Thank you for the lovely read, mona dear, into the collection it goes !! 🌸💫

THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS — gojo, geto, toji, higuruma, nanami, choso, sukuna x reader ft brief kusakabe cameo

Summary: in order to become a full fledge succubus, you must have a meeting with the seven deadly sins in the underworld. but you weren't expecting a meeting like this.

Tags: (18+ MDNI), 8some(?)/gangbang/orgy, dirty talk, breeding, squirting, mention of a lot of kinks, anal play, fingering, handjobs, blowjobs/throat fucking, daddy kink, size kink, riding, cunnilingus, overstimulation, exhibitionism, slight impact play, orgasm control, nipple play, breath play, mutual masturbation, snowballing, praise, dumbification, degradation, dominance/submissiveness, cock warming, pet names, finger sucking, dacryphilia, hair pulling, ball stimulation, doggy, slight mlm scenes between Geto and Gojo ofc, full nelson, mating press, double penetration, anal fingering (female), etc.

tagging: @omgeto @screampied (also thank you bae for making the banner 😘🤞🏾) @hoshigray (thanks for beta reading babe!) @kingkonoha @kanekisfavoritegf

A/N: please for the love of god, don’t ask for no part 2. i think a lot of people underestimate how hard smut writing is and especially since this is an eightsome. THANK UUUU FOR 1.6k followers & for waiting as long as you did for this! (5.4k words)

“Well, there’s one last test you have to complete…” Yaga told you, his face was a bit flushed. “It’s rather — er — well… Actually, I’ll just send you to them so that they can explain it to you.” He did an awkward cough and escorted you to the elevator; where he clicked the illuminating number seven. “Just tell them you’re here for your last succubus test.” He gave you a thumbs up and let the doors close behind him.

“Okay, cause that wasn’t totally weird.” You muttered to yourself, watching the elevator’s number increase. Your heart hammering in your chest. You’d been training for this for the past two years, you couldn’t believe you had one last test.

When the door opened, your eyes widened. There were dark velvet color drapes that decorated the entrance of the room as you stepped off the elevator. Every step you took, you felt a deep sense of uneasiness erupt in the pits of your belly. “Hello?” You finally mustered up some courage to speak. “I’m here for the last part of my succubus exam!” You exclaimed, noticing the dimly lit lights above you creating an ominous yet sexual atmosphere around you. Your thighs trembled. 

“Come in, little lady.” A man’s voice said as a door warped in forth of your body and pushed itself open. “Shoes off.” The man said. Hesitantly, you walked inside and slipped off your shoes. Your eyes roamed across the room as you noticed how wide it was – a velvet carpet floor that was soft between your white colored toes. Bits of fog clouded your vision; you could make out bodies but not faces.

“Oh, she’s quite a looker.” Another voice says around you – wrapping around your body like a snake. 

You heard a snicker, “You’re right, and I could smell just how wet she is; that’s the best part. Can’t wait to eat her up.” You could practically hear this person lick their lips. 

“She doesn’t even know what she’s in for… innocent little slut.” Your knees trembled at that. The way these men were speaking had you hot all over, even the air felt different as you stepped forward.

You swallowed, “I can hear you–”

“Oh, believe me… we know.” This time, when this voice spoke, he raised his hand and the fog split down the middle before completely leaving. Then, you were able to truly see the men who sat in front of you, and your body ran cold.

Seven men, who you were able to recognize from the many lessons you had drilled into your brain from your classes. You gulped as most of them chuckle upon seeing your eyes finally take in just who you were looking at. The legends themselves.

The Seven Deadly Sins: Sukuna Ryomen — Pride, Kento Nanami —  Sloth, Suguru Geto — Gluttony, Satoru Gojo — Lust, Choso Kamo — Wrath, Toji Fushiguro — Greed and Higuruma Hiromi — Envy

You swallowed, “So — um— what’s exactly the final part of my exam? Do I have to…like… pretend this is Jeopardy and answer a bunch of questions?” You heard a small scoff. 

“No. This is more the showing part of your exam.” Sukuna told you, his eyes trained on you. “We need to see you score high marks in satisfaction. Do you understand?” 

You bite your lip; it was difficult understanding what he was saying and not be dripping wet. They were all so beautiful, your nipples prodding out of the thin layer of your dress. You’ve had sex before, but that was way before your genes had kicked it. Twenty-one, inexperienced and horny. Now, you’re older and had basically been celibate for two years (excluding your times of pure masturbation). You were convincing yourself this would be a challenge, and it was one that you were intrigued to take.

So, you slipped your dress down, standing out of it completely and stood stark-naked in front of their prying eyes. 

“Yeah, this is going to be fun.” Toji smirked, walking towards you with his unbuttoned pants low on his hips. “The thing about sex is,” he pressed his palms to your shoulders and lowered you down. “It’s degrading. So, I want you to sit here on your knees and to keep your mouth open while I feed you this dick, got that?” 

You nodded and opened your mouth. He was about eight inches and it looked heavy in the palm; he could barely fit it in one hand, so you wondered if it would fit down your throat. But as he put it in, you already knew your answer. He didn’t move, just stood still. It was something about him standing there with his hardening cock in your mouth that turned you on. “Suck,” he told you, and you did just that, like a good girl. Sucking around his cock with a wet mouth, pulling him out to tap his dick right on your tongue before tonguing at his slit. He hissed and pulled back before shoving it deep into your mouth, and your eyes rolled back.

Bubbling spit drips down to his balls and you squeeze them, taking him out of your mouth for a moment before trailing your tongue up and down his entire dick. Reaching his balls, you take one in your mouth and suck one then you trail your tongue back up to his tip. Spitting on his cock, you stroke him. “Damn, girl; you've been waiting for this, huh?” He grabs your head and focuses you to take the entire thing, his hips harshly thrusting in and out of your mouth.. You barely notice that someone’s behind you until they fondle your breast, and you jump a bit before relaxing. They kiss your shoulders and move up to your neck, making you shutter and moan around Toji’s cock. He groans above and snaps his hips against you, pulling you closer to his pelvis, “Fucking, mouth is killing me.” You suck harder when you feel a hand on your clit.

“Pussy’s so damn wet.” You can hear just how wet you are, and it’s embarrassing. The squelching noises fill your head and over makes your legs open more. “You like sucking his cock that bad? That you’re gettin’ this wet over it? Want my cock buried inside of you? Right here?” He taps your cunt and you groan, nodding your head and rocking your hips against his hand. “Can’t even speak with that mouth full and I can still hear you loud and clear, pretty girl.” 

You’re still sucking Toji’s cock, putting your hands on the floor to truly get more around him, pushing your head even deeper into his hips. Pulling him out of your mouth, you press hot kisses on his tip end then place him back on your tongue, now looking him in the eyes. You could tell he was close with his eyes shut and his head pulled back. He was throbbing on your tongue and his hips were moving faster; they swirled a bit before he shook with a deep orgasm. His hot cum rushing down your throat, and he moaned loud, “Ah–fuck, fuck.. fuck***!” You kept sucking, the fingers on your clit moved in achingly slow circles. And when Toji pulled you off his cock, they finally slipped inside. 

“Now gimme a kiss.” You did, with shaking hands and closed eyes. Sloppy and wet, drool dripping down the sides of your mouth before he pulled back and licked his lips. The fingers inside of your greedy pussy rubbed your insides, and you humped against them. 

“Keep going, please.” Your eyes were closed as you rode their fingers, unsure of who it was but knowing that it felt good. A thumb on your clit and kisses on your back before colder hands lifted your breast, kissing and biting them playfully. “Oooh, please.” 

He sucked, “You like that?” You whimpered out something even you couldn’t understand. Your body is simply a toy at that moment. His tongue moves over each nipple and makes delicate swirls around them. Finally, you open your eyes and see a bundle of long black hair – Suguru Geto, who sucks on your breast with his eyes closed and rubs at your other nipple with another. Arching your back into him more but also seeking comfort in the person behind you, who’s using their fingers to scissor your gooey insides. Briefly looking up, Geto pulls away from your breast and kisses the person behind you, only a small kiss but it makes you wetter regardless. 

“Kiss me again, made her little pussy clench.” He kisses him again and your wetness soaks his hand. 

“Satoru, you sure that was for her, not for you?” Geto chuckles, and you can feel a hardness pressing against your back. Geto moves back down to your breast when someone takes your hand and moves their cock inbetween. 

“Thought you were gonna let us have all the fun, Choso.” Gojo snickers behind you, curling his finger enough to make you moan aloud. You see a good amount of precum and your mouth suddenly feels dry. Taking your hand, you jerk him once and he already looks as if he’s going to cum. 

“Her hands are so soft. I..” He’s stammering. “Wait…Need to cum…” A small whimper leaves his lips and he uncontrollably jerks his hips up; fucking your hand. Applying a small bit of pressure to the tip, his eyes shut and he’s jumping back. Sticky wetness drips to the floor and he stands on shaky legs, his eyes pleading with you. Gojo rubs his fingers between your folds; keeping you in the palm of his hands as you play with the others.

“You wanna cum inside of me, hm?” The moment you utter that sentence he bends over, almost sobbing as he nods his head. Twisting your hand around Choso’s red leaky tip, you lick a trail up his frenulum. Winking at him you pull back and kiss Geto, swirling your tongue around in his mouth before Gojo pulls your face to kiss you. Moans take over the room while you roll your hips and move into Gojo’s fingers and Geto takes the opportunity to slip a nipple in his mouth and you try to ignore the feeling to focus on kissing. But you couldn’t focus, when you heard wet noises surrounding the room and you didn’t need to look up to know what it was; everyone was jerking off and it made your body scorching hot.

“Wait,” You whisper, close to Gojo’s mouth and gently pushing Geto’s head away from your breast, standing on trembling legs and walking to Choso. “Thought you wanted me, baby…” A flip switched, no longer at the whim of men. He’s speechless, just nodding his head and swallowing. 

He mutters a quiet, “I do, please…” He kneels, rubs up and down your legs and you place your foot right on top of his sticky boxers.

“Want me to step on it, baby?” Your voice is low and condescending, a smirk tugging on your lips.

He’s gnawing at the skin on his lips and his face is flushed. “Y-yeah?” Your smirk twists into an evil smile before your foot presses down on his leaking tip and his head leans back. His hips raise but you don’t move an inch. He’s whining and sweet small whimpers leave his lips as his hips thrash against your foot.

“Beg for it.” He can only whine, no words to be spoken as he humps your foot with breathy broken moans filled the room.

“Baby—” He’s looking up at you with dark eyes, his confidence shining through, just a bit. Smiling at him you bend your knees and put his cock between your dominant hand.

“Ready?” You ask and he nods. “Need you to speak up...” Hovering your dripping pussy over his upright cock, almost close to entering, slipping the head between your hot folds is what makes him speak up.

“Ye-yeah.” He gulps and pulls his lips to yours, kissing you. Your eyes roll back a bit and you swear you can see stars, sliding the tip of his cock at your aching slit, you both shiver before you finally let his cock slip inside. He makes a strangled noise in the back of his throat and his thighs clench under you. You pull back from him and salvia breaks apart, which he lips back up with an awkward smile. Putting weight on your knees, you bounced up and down on him, your tits on full display as they bounced with every move you made. The loud sounds of your pornographic moans filled the room along with the wetness noises of slapping skin; taking more of his cock inside of you each time you bounced down.

Turning your head, you look at Gojo and Geto and like a bee to honey they both rush over; Geto rubbing at your clit with a nipple in his mouth and Gojo kissing your lips, drinking your moans up. 

“I think im going to lose my mind, the way she’s riding me… oh fuck, im not going to last.” Choso hisses underneath you and grips your hips, trying to slow your pace. Slowly, he fucks into you, dragging his cock into your inner walls and feeling your pussy squeeze him in a tight hug. 

“You’re such a good boy Choso.” You lean down to kiss him as Gojo focuses on pressing kisses to your spine. Raising your hips and slamming back down you whisper in his ear, “Don’t you want to fill me up? Don’t you want to cum inside me all night like a good boy? Huh?” After that there was no more talking for a while as you fucked him, rolling your hips in circles and moaning in his ear. Choso’s body was wuthering trying to keep up with you; your pussy splattering out white cream as you kept a dangerous pace before his stomach caved in.

“Be gentle with me, please? Please baby or I’m—” he mouths out your name when he comes, thick ropes as his hips jerk, his eyes rolling back. He’s heaving loudly, digging his fingers into your hips as he comes down from his high as his body trembles. 

You barely get a minute to catch your breath before Geto and Gojo slaps their cock on your cheek with dark smiles. You open your mouth, knowing that both can’t fit inside but hoping that the tips can. Their cocks graze each other and you swallow around them. 

“Slutty mouth, taking both of us.” Geto whispers to himself as he shoves more inside, his hand on your head. You gag and they both groan with pleased looks on their faces, Choso’s cock twitches inside of you. 

“Choso, don’t you think you're being greedy? I wanna fuck her too…” Gojo whines, looking down at your puffy wet eyes as you choke more on their dicks; both of them throbbing on your tongue. Lifting your hips, a small pop is heard and bits of cum leak out of you. Looking down at Choso’s half hard cock you grin, he’s breathing so hard with hooded eyes.

“Can’t wait to play with that ass,” Geto tells you and your eyes widen a bit. Slipping their cocks out of your mouth, you take his balls into your mouth, hollowing your cheeks so tight around him that he pulls you off. 

Gojo is quick to turn your attention to him, he ignores Geto’s annoyed stare as he lifts you up. Turning you to the others, he holds your body for everyone to see. Your entire body was being stared at, pussy on full display — soaking wet with cum and your own slick— his cock hard and standing upright, teasing your clit. He grips your thighs and spreads them a bit wider, small strings from sticky folds breaking off as your pussy spreads. 

He enters you, fills you up and your toes curl. “Fucking tiny, aren’t you baby?” His cock angled perfectly at this position, slick running down your thighs as he fucking directly into you. He’s hitting a deep gooey spot inside of you making wetness come out of you in spurts, your moans making Gojo shiver above you. 

“Hold her still for a minute,” Geto whispers, face directly by your pussy, wetness shined on his face and you felt hot. He must’ve been there for a while. Licking up a long stripe from Gojo’s tight balls to his cock before he nuzzles his face into your cunt, pressing his tongue hard on your pulsing clit �� your thighs shake when he pressed a small kiss there. He wraps his tongue against the bud and you jump a bit when Gojo does a small thrust, knocking you loose when he hits that spot again. Geto licks and swirls his tongue around before he moves back. “Just wanted a little taste…” He spits on your pussy and watches it slide down Gojo’s cock. “Looking fucking pretty with his cock inside of you, ya know that?”

You whine, barely able to talk at the sensation coming from your body. “Sloppy pussy making all that noise, hear that?” Geto urges you to listen to the plat wet noises that fill the room and once again, you feel something taking over you. 

“Are you gonna let me come inside too? Huh, my little treasure?” Gojo bites your neck playfully, thrusting deeper, a long moan leaving your mouth. You don’t remember Geto pulling himself to stand but when you feel his cock slap right to your clit, you jolt. Running your slick and his precum. 

“Let me stretch this pretty ass out, you think you can take both?” His face is flushed, his fingers circling your asshole before his thumb plays with it, you clench a bit before relaxing. “Oh? Already been played with.” He says, spitting on his hand and rubbing it in before he gently nudges his tip into your tight hole that’s stretching ready to take him. 

Almost too easily, it slips in and he huffs out a laugh, “So proud of you, I knew you could take it both of them.” He’s stretching you open and your eyes are blown wide.

“Ohhhh!” Leaves your mouth as they both thrust inside of you, both holes clenching and unclenching around them. “Ohh, god.” Messy sounds between the three of you and two bodies come to your sides, both placing your hands on their aching cocks. Your eyes are so heavy you can’t tell who they are , but your hands move up and down regardless with their hips meeting every thrust you give them. An unfamiliar hand on your clit makes your back arch and you can hear laughing above you. “Gojo.” Your voice slurs out, his cock coming close to your cervix and twitching inside of your tightness. 

Rough fingers circle your clit again and you gasp, “Please? Please?” You don’t know what you’re begging for until both Gojo and Geto do hard thrusts inside of you, making your thighs almost squeeze together.

“You like it here? Right here?” You can’t tell who’s speaking but Geto grinds his hips in circles, your bodies so close. The amount of wetness leaking out of you, makes you dizzy and now your tongue lolls out of your mouth before Geto kisses you hungrily massaging his tongue against your own, pulling back and spitting in your mouth, watching your throat swallow. 

“Oh you like being full huh? Fucking stuffed…” Your voice is lost, you can only nod with a fucked out smile on your face. “Really gonna fill you up, sweetheart.” The softness of your insides squeezes them both and you can see Geto’s eyes close and you can imagine that Gojo’s is too when Geto throws his head back and both of their cum gushes into you.

“Fuck— fuck,” They say together, both slipping out a bit, panting. Cum splatters out of both your holes as your pussy and ass flexes, you whimper when they both finally slip. Your hands are still jerking the two other cocks as Gojo holds you tightly before one of the men grip your hair and shoves his cock into your mouth, completely to the hilt and your eyes water. You look up to see Nanami’s blonde locks and his deep brown eyes looking at you, Toji’s rubbing big circles on your clit and now squeezing one nipple with his other hand and Higuruma’s cock pulsing between your other hand. 

“C'mon little love, pretty mouth needs to be soaked again, too.” You moan around him as he uses your throat, pulling you by your hair, groaning when he feels  you swallow around him. Your eyes flutter close as you suck with your, pulling him out so that his cock can sit on your face while you catch your breath. You can feel Gojo hand your body to Toji and you feel empty for a second not realizing that Toji’s leading you to a bed. 

He lays you flat on your back and Nanami moves between your thighs, bending over your body. 

“Some men like to see you touch yourself, I'm one of those men. Show me and I’ll reward you like the good little girl you are.” Nanami whispers right next to your ear. “Then I’ll help you, yeah? Would you like that?” You nod quickly and he moves back, sitting to watch. 

“Play with those pretty tits for daddy.” Your hands move faster than your brain and you reach for them, tugging at your nipples then squeezing them while you look at him. Your body is so overstimulated, you feel like you’re going to come any second. “Don’t come until I say so.” He reaches over to slap your clit and your thrash up, wanting him to touch you more. He slaps your pussy again and a wet stream follows down your ass before pulling again to just watch. 

You circle your nipples, looking at your breasts and tempted to reach down to please yourself. “Look at me… look at me while you touch yourself.” You whine and with eyes clouded with tears, you look at him. “Touch your pussy.” He looks directly at your pussy when it clenches around nothing but the air. 

You circle your clit but you ache for his fingers; they’re long and slender. Pressing deep into the bud with your middle and ring fingers, squishy gushing sounds while you work yourself up. Your fingers slipping inside briefly before you let out a frustrating sigh.

“Poor girl can’t even finger herself correctly, want daddy to show you?” You look up at him and he’s replaced your fingers with his and he’s curling them together, your legs quaking as his fingers fucks more squirt out of you. “Gotta get ‘em really deep to stretch this little cunt open.” He tells you, pushing against your g-spot a little, breathy moans leaving your mouth. Pulling his fingers out, he slips them into your mouth, twirling them around so that you can taste Gojo, Choso and yourself all on your tongue. “Your turn, put these fingers in deep.” He helps you put them in and curl them just like he did; he presses kisses to your lips and looks down at the puddle in the sheets. 

Your eyes roll back and you can’t breathe, he pulls back and looks at you. “You’re so pretty like this, you know that? Prettiest girl ever, just for me to see.” But it wasn’t just for him to see. You were putting on a show for all of them. Touching yourself and spreading your lips as their hungry eyes looked over your body.

He moves between your thighs and with a gentle tap to your clit, you both moan. You bite your lip, “Daddy, I—” He ignores you, pushing himself through your soaked and wet lips. He slides up against your slit and you shiver. He gives you a wide smile and kisses your lips; licking against your tongue, shushing you. Pushing forward, he moves your legs up so that your knees are pressed against your chest, once he enters you, cum leaks into the sheet. 

“This is what you want right? To be mine forever, to be ours forever? You don’t want to use your powers on anyone else… just me— just us?” He asks, pushing his cock deeper watching your face morn into a pleasureful expression. His cock has a curve in it and with the angle he has you in, you can feel every inch as he rams into you; fucking you while his cock fucks down and deep inside of your slutty cunt; his balls hitting the rim of your ass the harder he goes. 

Higuruma comes next to you and puts his cock in your mouth, not moving. Gathering spit in your mouth, you swirl your tongue around the head, teeth grazing him a bit and he seems to like it by the way he grips your hair. Choso stands on the other side of you and pushes your head his way, you let his hips thrust harshly and his balls slapping against your chin before Higuruma grabs your face and jerks off with your eyes on him; which Nanami doesn’t like. 

“Keep your eyes on me.” He grabs your face, his hips slamming against yours. “They can do whatever they want but when I'm inside of you, you keep your eyes on me.” That makes your eyes snap to his and even with the cocks in your face or in your mouth, your eyes are locked on his. His hips lose rhythm, stuffing you and he mutters a ‘fuck’, close to coming and you tighten your pussy to milk him dry. When he finally spills inside you get annoyed when you don’t cum. 

“Tell us you want it. Say how bad you need it.” Nanami says, a smirk engraved on his face.

“I… I want it, I need it.” His hands slide up and down your thighs.  “Please let me cum. It’s too much, I don’t think I can take it.” You needed to cum badly, pushing your hips up to his again. He slips out before slipping back inside and doing that over and over again before he slides in deeper, hitting that special spot inside of you harder than Gojo did and you cream around him. 

“Thank you, so—hah— so much, daddy.” Your pussy is flexing open and close as you stare at him, taking Choso’s cock back into your mouth then switching to Higuruma’s and suckling on the head. 

“Such good manners for a slut, don’t you think boys?” He says and you can hear the smiles on all of them as they agree and you feel giddy, almost satisfied. 

Higuruma moves from your mouth and hurries to your pussy, not saying anything as he spreads the lips before diving inside, his tongue licking up every bit of everyone before him and his nose nudging against your clit, you pushed his head deeper, grabbing his hair and grinding your hips so that he nose can hit every nerve in your clit. “Ohhh, sir, please just keep it right there.” Applying the pressure yourself and wiggling your hips, your legs stretched far and your brain turned to mush. “Gonna come, so hard.” You gasp before your legs cramp up slightly when you push him impossibly deeper. 

“How’s she taste?” Toji asks, looking at your face as you groan and squirm. 

“So fucking sweet…” he meets your eyes. “Better than anything I ever had. Don’t think anything could compare.” He nibbles on your clit. “It tastes better than heaven.” That was your breaking point and what made you break, cumming hard and squealing as you did. 

 Toji doesn’t care about you cumming as he digs his face in and sighs at the taste.

Using his fingers to spread you open. “I see what you mean Higuruma, this fucking sweet nectar on my tongue,” Toji uses more of his nose and your hips grind more, trying to feel more of his nose on your clit. 

Nanami’s cock is in your face and your head is upside down on the bed; head on the edge as you lie back and his cock fills up your throat, your eyes closed. He watches and feels you swallow around him and he mutters out a small, “Fuck, you’re killing me dollface,” when he can actually see himself, the outline of his cock inside of your pretty throat. He runs a finger up and down. He does a small squeeze to your throat as you suck, sloppily. But you wanted a bit more, the taste overwhelming your mouth making you move yourself to the edge of the bed, your nose on his pelvis and the small bush of his pelvic hair tickling your jaw. Even upside down, he could see the dazed look in your eyes, blown and bright as he slowly thrust his hips into your mouth. “There she is, there’s my girl.” 

You can hear Gojo laughing when he says, “She’s so far gone, all she knows is that she loves this. Little brain doesn’t work without a cock filling her up.” Agreements are heard all around and you feel so small, but Nanami rubs your head, scolding them with a stare. 

You can feel the presence of Sukuna before you see him; all touch around you disappearing before he bullies his cock inside of you, saying nothing. He just stares at you, your body humming as he rocks inside of you. “You like that? Gonna make a mess outta you.” He says, your mouth in a permanent ‘o’ shape, his heavy cock slamming down and filling your body up as the breath leaves your throat. “Dirty, filthy slut. Aren’t you, woman? All this cum inside of you and still want more, little pussy begging for it.” You clamp down on him and he hisses, still talking to you as he digs deeper inside of you – he probably has the thickest cock of them all, you can feel it in your throat. “You like being paraded around and fucked like a whore, like you’re nothing, you dirty little girl.” 

You’re nodding, gasping for air and nodding as he speaks down to you, getting wetter as he speaks to you. “Mhm. Yes, Oh– I do.” He has a devilish grin and he moves forward to bite your lip and then kisses you deep. 

“Just needed a real man to dig this pussy out the right way, yeah? To stretch you out. They weren’t doing it like me… c’mon, I know you’re close. So sensitive and wet for me. This fucking pussy’s crying for me,” And he was right, it was. It was weeping and with every stroke, more wetness covered his cock, dropping and splattering underneath you both. He licks the tears that fall from your face and asks you, “You like pleasing me? I can see it all over your face whenever I put my dick inside of you.” More tears fall and you can only nod your head at him, sobbing. 

His pace gets faster and more rough, bending your knees so that they touch your ears and your thighs shake move than they have today, thin milk colored cream mixed with wetness and so much overflowing cum leaks out of you but he doesn’t stop, just continues, slows down and then speeds up again. You can’t keep up with him, just lying there as he fucks you; small soft moans still leaving your lips. He coos at you, kissing your forehead. “Gonna fucking, cum inside my pussy, okay? This is my pussy.” He asserts his dominance over you and your body more than any of the others. With a strained moan, he fills you up; just another load inside of you that makes your eyes roll back and eventually they close. 

“Come back to us baby…” You hear murmurs around you, your body hot and flushed all over, your cunt and tits sore. your throat is scratchy. “I think she passed, right boys?” They chuckle and nod before Geto speaks again, “But, let’s try again to make sure she really gets it.”

Just then, the door opens and you can hear a shocked gasp, everyone looks in that direction. 

“Hey, Kusakbe, wanna train to be a sinner today?” Your legs shook and you huffed, looking up at the man who just entered. He smirked at your vulnerable form.

“Well…What the hell, yeah.” He unbuttoned his pants. “Ready for me, pretty?”

[vampirebeverage]

the experience of feeling a little run-down and gross so you're like "oh i just need to lie down for a bit and then i'll feel better"

and then you nap for 2 hrs and when you get up youre all nasty and shaky and groggy and can't think and u have to admit like. oh im SICK-sick

[sarasa-cat]

Also confirming that travel within/across Europe is so much easier, often so much cheaper by a factor of 10, and far more doable for a vacation for people living in Europe. Meanwhile, traveling within the US (never mind out of it, as that requires a very expensive flight and serious timezone adjustment hell) is actually very difficult domestically because other than the populous but exceedingly geographically narrow Boston-NYC-DC corridor, you either need to DRIVE or take a PLANE to do state to state US travel. Beyond a handful of inconvenient and exceeding overpriced "scenic route" amtrac trains, outside the eastern seaboard there is no highly connect train system that can easily take you just about anywhere.

Flying domestically in the US is often absurdly expensive compared to similar length flights between European cities, and far more expensive than between many Asian cities of similar distance. Domestic air travel in the US is also subject to an absurd level of security theatre that is time consuming. Furthermore, depending on your destination for domestic travel in the US, you probably ALSO have to rent a car and drive yet another 1 to 5 hours just to get to your final destination, which may even involve driving across a state border.

As for just driving to your destination in the US, once the distance goes beyond 500 miles in a single direction (or about a full day of driving), you really aren't going to be able to factor in the cost of the time spent driving to and from your location. Many of the US states are 350-400 miles wide so all that will do is get you into your immediate neighboring state.

The point here is that travel is a luxury for people in the US even when traveling inside the US for pleasure or to see distant family/friends. You either need the luxury of a lot of time (and a car that won't break down on a very long journey) or you need significant money. Or both.

Also, taking vacation time in the US is highly discouraged once your student years are behind you. Even well-paying corporate jobs now combine sick leave, family leave, and vacation all into one pot that is exceedingly nebulous as it has NO clearly defined number of days (that you could then legally challenge if an issue arose), and then their HR play nasty tricks like "you can take all the leave you need provided your manager signs off on it" which means that many people end up taking very little leave even when they have the financial means to travel inter-state or internationally.

tl;dr: Most americans have a hard time traveling further than their neighboring state (or within the New England region or within the Eastern-Seaboard Metro Region). Americans traveling out of the US for a vacation is a once in a lifetime event for most Americans, and yes, Canada and Mexico are the most common destination for doing just that.

since moving here ive noticed europeans have no concept of how few americans ever leave USA. every american tourist youve met is of an economic crust that is vastly unobtainable to the other like. 85% generously. no matter what you have believed i can guarantee this. even getting to canada isnt really a possibility and the mexico-US border is highly controlled and militarized.

to put it into perspective. a ~2 hour flight from london to warsaw is like. 30 to 45 USD?

and a 2 hour flight from one US city to another would be about 130 USD

it was very cheap to fly here. i make over 100k USD now and i dont know if ill ever be able to afford leaving. if that gives you an idea of how prohibitive travel is here. i havent even touched on how the US has Zero guaranteed holidays by the govt. many people here go years without ever having an entire week off of work

this has had a like. massive impact on American Brain and they dont even know it because travel isnt even a consideration economically. they dont even know how much more vacation time european countries have guaranteed