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Attention all Employees. This is your Boss speaking over the building-wide intercom we for some reason have.
Eric, your manager, is MIA. I do not want anyone to panic. This is not something worth caring about. I will investigate myself. I do not need anyone looking into this. I'm- he does not matter. Okay? Let's get that clear.
Sorry if you wanted to read his shitty blog posts.
Goodnight. Thank you all for a cooperative and regular evening.
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[ERIC SUFFERS THE TERRIBLE BEEM ATTACK ALONE.]
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Eric. Don't do this.
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I love you, Leonardo.
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..........Why are you telling me this?
Eric, I know we haven't spoken in five years, but we have TEN SECONDS before she blows both of our shit to smithereens. I don't know if we can stop her even if we do work together, that's a freaky-ass bee...
I didn't MEAN to save you, anyway. It was more of a right place, right time, kinda thing. But if you have anything to tell me, it needs to take ten seconds exactly or we're BOTH getting BEEM attacked.
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Leonardo, when we separated in 2019, Bigfoot made me swear to him that I would never let you tempt me into another horribly violent and brutal mass killing spree ever again. He made me promise that I would never let a manipulative...whore...like you...trick me, into killing the innocent. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? He made me promise to find happiness, to find fulfillment, here, IN AJHQ. And I swore to him I would. But I haven't.
Because the only thing that made me happy wasn't IN MY REACH......
Time didn't change me. NOTHING can change Eric Gun AJHQ, I'm already perfect, sexy, attractive, IDEAL.
But in the last five years the emptiness has GROWN, Leonardo.
Remember when we KILLED NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC TOGETHER? And BIGFOOT? With our own two- I guess, if there's two of us that'd be...WITH OUR OWN FOUR HANDS?
Ever since I felt Bigfoot's blood on my hands, his ugly gross slimy brown fur against my fingers, my own blade piercing into his flesh...
It changed me, Leonardo. It would change anyone. :)
Eric, I know we haven't spoken in five years, but we have TEN SECONDS before she blows both of our shit to smithereens. I don't know if we can stop her even if we do work together, that's a freaky-ass bee...
I didn't MEAN to save you, anyway. It was more of a right place, right time, kinda thing. But if you have anything to tell me, it needs to take ten seconds exactly or we're BOTH getting BEEM attacked.
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Eric, I know we haven't spoken in five years, but we have TEN SECONDS before she blows both of our shit to smithereens. I don't know if we can stop her even if we do work together, that's a freaky-ass bee...
I didn't MEAN to save you, anyway. It was more of a right place, right time, kinda thing. But if you have anything to tell me, it needs to take ten seconds exactly or we're BOTH getting BEEM attacked.
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NOT ZO FAZT, ERIC.
I HATE TO RUIN YOUR HAPPY REUNION, BUT NOTHING CAN TAKE ME DOWN! NOTHING!
once I charge up my next BEEM attack, beecauze you kinda zcrewed up my lazt one. Gimme like ten zecondz.
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Wait. That was like, red. And like...there's a bird. Standing right there. I used to know...a bird...that was red...
LEONARDO?
LEONARDO AKUMA????????????????????????????
Whhuh. Huh. WH. H. Huh. WHUH???
Oh my BIGFOOT. I've been- I've been saved!!! Oh my- Oh. Oh that's a giant man-sized bee corpse. That's really gross. I don't like that very much. Um. Whoever you are, my anonymous rescuer...Thank you. :)
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Whhuh. Huh. WH. H. Huh. WHUH???
Oh my BIGFOOT. I've been- I've been saved!!! Oh my- Oh. Oh that's a giant man-sized bee corpse. That's really gross. I don't like that very much. Um. Whoever you are, my anonymous rescuer...Thank you. :)
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AND THATZ NOT ALL, ERIC. DON'T THINK I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO HAZN'T FORGOTTEN YOUR CRIMEZ. YOU'RE GOING TO FACE REAL PUNIZHMENT ZOON. THE BOZZ CAN BRING YOU BACK ALL ZHE WANTZ, BUT-
WWHSHHCHHFHEWWWWWWWWWW
YEZ YOU WILL, ERIC. YEZ YOU WILL.
PERMANENTLY.
I'M PUTTING A ZTOP TO YOUR BULLZHIT. I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU OUT RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, WITH MY
BEEM ATTACK.
AND THEREZ NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO PREVENT IT. YOU'RE WEAKENED NOW, ERIC. I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO THIZ ZINCE 2018!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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YEZ YOU WILL, ERIC. YEZ YOU WILL.
PERMANENTLY.
I'M PUTTING A ZTOP TO YOUR BULLZHIT. I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU OUT RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, WITH MY
BEEM ATTACK.
AND THEREZ NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO PREVENT IT. YOU'RE WEAKENED NOW, ERIC. I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO THIZ ZINCE 2018!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Who even are you and what's all this therapyspeak for. You're right I don't care I don't even know you people. I'm going to bed. Bye Jammer
HRGJGKRKGRLGKLRG/G.. GHJRGRHGTJGRG,.TGT .,LRG;T
I';;;M OVBE RTRRR ITTTT..!!!!! NO;O ON;EEE IN THISS,,COMPAN Y EVEN CAAAARE ESSS!!!!
What are YOU LOOKING AT !!!!!!!! You stupid ugly Bee!!!!!!!!!! Don't stare at my misery and my pain and my SUFFERING!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T EVEN. (HIC. Sniff.) I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE EITHER. NONE OF THE STUPID PEOPLE WHO WORK HERE ARE EVEN MEMORABLE ANYMOREEEEE..!!!!!!
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actually, for your information, i have a name, and itz one you zhould honeztly remember, given how many timez we've had the mizfortune of interacting, ERIC.
but maybe i'm the fool! maybe i, the one who had to watch az you picked off all my friendz one-by-one, iz CRAZY, for not wanting it to happen again, BUT HERE YOU ARE, taking out mary AND rachel in one fell zwoop! zure, itz not like we can't juzt revive them, but DO YOU EVEN CARE? no! no you don't!
HRGJGKRKGRLGKLRG/G.. GHJRGRHGTJGRG,.TGT .,LRG;T
I';;;M OVBE RTRRR ITTTT..!!!!! NO;O ON;EEE IN THISS,,COMPAN Y EVEN CAAAARE ESSS!!!!
What are YOU LOOKING AT !!!!!!!! You stupid ugly Bee!!!!!!!!!! Don't stare at my misery and my pain and my SUFFERING!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T EVEN. (HIC. Sniff.) I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE EITHER. NONE OF THE STUPID PEOPLE WHO WORK HERE ARE EVEN MEMORABLE ANYMOREEEEE..!!!!!!
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HRGJGKRKGRLGKLRG/G.. GHJRGRHGTJGRG,.TGT .,LRG;T
I';;;M OVBE RTRRR ITTTT..!!!!! NO;O ON;EEE IN THISS,,COMPAN Y EVEN CAAAARE ESSS!!!!
What are YOU LOOKING AT !!!!!!!! You stupid ugly Bee!!!!!!!!!! Don't stare at my misery and my pain and my SUFFERING!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T EVEN. (HIC. Sniff.) I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE EITHER. NONE OF THE STUPID PEOPLE WHO WORK HERE ARE EVEN MEMORABLE ANYMOREEEEE..!!!!!!
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[Beep. Beep. Click.]
You know, I don't understand why you need to fucking call me when I'm just going to grab stuff from the vending machine. Like, you don't need to micromanage every little thing I do- it's annoying, yes- no, I'm not breaking up with you. Yes, I would still love you if you were a worm. (SIGH.)
No, I'm not mad. You want Diet Dr. Pepper, right? I'm not guaranteeing they're gonna have that. There might be Diet Coke- oh, it's not a REAL alternative? It's all fuckin' aspartame. You're gonna get cancer either way, so-
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Eric?
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