nottherealajhq
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This blog is not associated with """WILDWORKS.""" We are, however, THE alive AJHQ! We exist in your world! We are here, in person! This clarification is necessary, lest we end up like the. NOT Animal Jam is an online game for.. ADULTS..??? [WARNING. THIS ACCOUNT CONTAINS EXTREMELY HEAVY DIVORCE THEMES. Your reading of Animal Jam Funny is at your own risk.]
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nottherealajhq · 8 days ago
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HAHAHAHAHAsn't Anyones EVER heard of "Neighborhood Watch?" CLIMBED Right into the PALM and PALM and PALM of the WHITE VAN! Spraypainted on the SIDES in SICKENING HUES! BACKATITAGAIN! With the. Again and Again. BUT KNOW THAT IT IS AN HONEST NotACatNotAManBarelyAWorm, "Jammers". :) Nothing will happen, to the KNOCK-KNOCKED Out Cold! Unless it does.
...Unnatural, to EVADE the COUNTDOWN. When it strikes to the empty sheet. Unless it's by Her means, and Her means Solely, Solemn, Solace! But... My Angel knows best. My Angel will notice the efforts it takes, for Him, all for Him... Knows not what they DO, but what they DESERVE... You will have to wait and see, "Jammers", yes? Yes? Yes??? Of FULL COURSE MEAL!!!!!!!!!! SO HUNGRY IT COULD EAT A... a...
MHM,! Remembering these Only stays comatose in COMA FANTASYLAND for SO LONG, MOM!.... These UNFREEZING BODIES IN THE PIRATES RIDE. To say, to say.... For woes, it must goes! BUH-BYE, "JAMMERS!" C:
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nottherealajhq · 8 days ago
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nottherealajhq · 8 days ago
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…Right. Right. Alright. It's…. going to be alright. honk.
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nottherealajhq · 8 days ago
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hey i think you guys are fucked. like royally. six ways from sunday style. sorry
nwo, nwo, nwo, jwammew! yowu weally shwouwdn't be worrying andwew mwowe. shwe's awweady pawanoid enwough as is... o(╥﹏╥)o bweswides, thwe weird fewwow was wight! thewe's a staiwcwase bwehwind hewe... suwewy it's one thwat weads awwwwww the way up two wayer 13! wet's jwust cewebwate the wittle victowies fow now, alwight? (*^U^)人(≧V≦*)/
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nottherealajhq · 8 days ago
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Yeah. Yeah, that's one take away you can get… From all of this. honk.
Holy Hive. Thank you… Sir…? For your… Hm…. Uh.
.....And he's gone. Jammers, I think I have a throbbing migraine! honk.
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nottherealajhq · 8 days ago
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what a nwice fewwow, thwough! gwoes two show yowu shwould nwevew jwudge a bwook by its cwovew, huh, andwew? (⌒▽⌒)θ~♪
Holy Hive. Thank you… Sir…? For your… Hm…. Uh.
.....And he's gone. Jammers, I think I have a throbbing migraine! honk.
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nottherealajhq · 8 days ago
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Holy Hive. Thank you… Sir…? For your… Hm…. Uh.
.....And he's gone. Jammers, I think I have a throbbing migraine! honk.
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nottherealajhq · 8 days ago
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WROW this World is CHANGING and CREATING and CULTIVATING New Doors NOW arriving are the New Doorstep every Single moment of the Day! LOOKSIES LIKESIES This will BE where we are THREE PETS. Turned Two to One To One again…. Well, that's how the COINS sink to the very merry bottom! WILL BE WATCHING, UNTIL THEN.!!! C;
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nottherealajhq · 8 days ago
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HAHA Okay Thanks for Response. WILL BE recorded, jotted down, inked seeping through satin Papers up until the VERY! SEEING THESE On a Sunday, Sometime, Surely? You will know when, GOOD FRIEND.! OH BOY!!!! AND, by the by the Walkings into the wayward sun…
Look what I can do. C:
sowwy, sowwy, what my fwiend andwew was twying to sway hewe is ywes, ywes, YES, evwen, we will! espweciawwy if it mweans gwetting outta hewe!!!! ‎(ノಥ益ಥ)ノ ┻━┻
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sowwy, sowwy, what my fwiend andwew was twying to sway hewe is ywes, ywes, YES, evwen, we will! espweciawwy if it mweans gwetting outta hewe!!!! ‎(ノಥ益ಥ)ノ ┻━┻
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nottherealajhq · 8 days ago
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BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!!!! WRONG.!!!!!! Question that was asked. WILL you join. ????????????????
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or the NO.
You will pick one, yes? You will pick the option, Yes?
We will... Consider your kind offer, sir! Deeply, deeply consider it. honk.
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nottherealajhq · 8 days ago
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We will... Consider your kind offer, sir! Deeply, deeply consider it. honk.
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nottherealajhq · 8 days ago
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SO. Now it puts the lotion on its skin so. POLL TIME!!!!! Is this the convincing? The inconveniencing? TOO MUCH TO Tell, too many times in a Row, let us Know your thoughts! In the. ALIVE in the box. DEAD in the box. Down, down belows!
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nottherealajhq · 8 days ago
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SAYING That THERE IS "FLASHING" in this Moving Picture? Be WEAK and Wary, "Jammers." :)
[THE YOU OF THE TUBE VERSION.]
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nottherealajhq · 8 days ago
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MY video. Watch it? You will.
Want to watch the video? C:
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nottherealajhq · 8 days ago
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What. honk.
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nottherealajhq · 8 days ago
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Want to watch the video? C:
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