#shutanic wedding

[ineffablemossy]

Dear @bil-daddy and @mrazfellco ,

I noticed a lot of people requesting an invite to @bildaddy-and-mrazfellcos-wedding recently, rightly so as it will be the event of the year/century/millenia (timeline agnostic)

I've put together a draft invitation for your convenience. If you would like any changes made before use let me know.

I am, as always, your loyal servent/Prophet/potato graphics designer,

Hugs and kisses,

Mossy

@loretta-dont-you-oppress-me @docdust and all other wedding organisers welcome to feedback or adapt as needed of course (best wedding crew)

[bil-daddy]

Could I have an invite to the wedding please? I could bring an oxrib (platonic)?

@bildaddy-and-mrazfellcos-wedding let's get @potatoqueensays on the guest list and the catering team. But how about bringing potatoes instead? I've got ox ribs (platonic) covered. Want one?

Also, shout out to my amazing wedding planners @amagnificentobsession and @docdust for compiling a guest list so long it now needs two separate posts.

[amagnificentobsession]

@loretta-dont-you-oppress-me @docdust has anyone invited Nanny Ashtoreth to the wedding?

@bildaddy-and-mrazfellcos-wedding

Not sure if she plans on staying with the @shutanic-temple-orphanage but perhaps she would like to come?

Look at you, you’re Gorgeous! 🔥♥️

[bildaddyanduziraphale-aremarried]

@docdust @loretta-dont-you-oppress-me

I can’t find Nanny Ashtoreth. I’ve seen some that appear to be Nanny, but alas, they are not.

I don’t know if she is currently relating as Ishtar or Aphrodite.

I’m definitely looking for a demon of lust.

A rose by any other name…………

“Ashtoreth” is the Hebrewized name given in the Old Testament to the supreme female Phoenician diety, Astarte. She was symbolic of the female principle (and her counterpart Baal represented the male principle). She was associated with fertility, the moon, and war. Babylonians and Assyrians knew her as Ishtar, and there is good evidence that she was absorbed into the Greek pantheon as Aphrodite. In Jewish mythology, however, Ashtoreth is often depicted as a demon of lust.

She just makes me all tingly 🔥😈

[loretta-dont-you-oppress-me]

uhhh...

can i be part of.. what that thing you said for me to join? heaven isnt quite enjoyable (but please dont tell them!)

-an angel ( @trainwreck-transgender-3dysporia )

Naaaw, I won't tell ....

Oh, could you be just ... a tad ... more specific?

Dahrling, do you

want to become a part of the @shutanictemple universe? (all hail @bil-daddy)

have some more fun in life?

have some of @bil-daddy's boobs?

help at the @shutanic-temple-orphanage?

_________________________________________?

join us at @bildaddy-and-mrazfellcos-wedding?(I think you are already on the guest list, aren't you? I'll check again)

You are always welcome!

[shutanic-temple-orphanage]

aaaaw .... Look, for your reptile house, Jemimah!

(preview) i know i've been bildad heavy recently but what if More Bildad ???

[bil-daddy]

Paging @bildaddy-and-mrazfellcos-wedding

@satanismybestie4427 -- think they're on the guest list already

@i-likefrogs -- let's get them added to the guest list

Ox ribs (platonic) for everyone!

[amagnificentobsession]

****For your eyes only****

(If you are NOT the intended recipient of this email @docdust please delete and move along, nothing to see here)

Some items have come into my possession that I need to share with you.

I was going to send them to @bil-daddy but I know how busy they are with @shutanictemple and @shutanic-temple-orphanage @mrazfellco is, to my understanding quite overwhelmed with work also. I know @loretta-dont-you-oppress-me has her hands full with the orphanage, but with @dream-of-pain here the kids (both kind) will be safe.

I was given a scroll 📜 that reads as follows:

How the Magical Power of Love Grew into the most Fantastic Garden since Eden.

In previous barren soil, vegetable and flower gardens proliferate. Animated by Angelic form (has to be Aziraphale) and Pan’s Pipes are heard in the wind.

What started as the love of a cobbler/midwife and their love of a certain angel, the foundation was laid.

Also included was a slip of paper 📄 weathered but still readable. It reads:

Agnes Nutter 6682023

Open thine eyes Shuites for the celebration draws near

But with that celebration comes great responsibility

Lose not your focus, else disaster will occur

There are pages of the temple construction drawings. Which I have included. There is also a drawing of (I believe it to be Crowley, instructing the flowers to grow)

Could this possibly be another of Agnes’ predictions, that we just don’t have complete? Could someone have given me only part of the scrolls?

After looking at the drawings and 3 entrances into the temple, the distance needed to cover the entrances/exits as well as the sheer size of the temple, we need to alert security.

*We also need to get the Burnt Offerings label changed to Ox Rib BBQ pit.*

I will wait to hear your thoughts.

[bildaddyanduziraphale-aremarried]

Childcare Available

In case they get the wiggles and can't sit through the ceremony, as well as supervision during the reception for parents/guardians who need a break so they can let loose! (Please note: your children will be given swords and taught how to use them.)

Child Tamers

@sitisonmyface @heartofawitch939

@loretta-dont-you-oppress-me

@dream-of-pain

@trainwreck-transgender-3dysporia (also decorating kids [species neutral])

Sword Training for the Kids (Human)

@ennonymous-twink

[amagnificentobsession]

@ineffablemossy THIS is genius! ♥️

destiel wedding attendees raise your hand 🙋🏻

[loretta-dont-you-oppress-me]

re: guest list

Let it be known, that @celticseawych will be invited to @bildaddy-and-mrazfellcos-wedding!! "Sea Wych blessings are very special.🧜🏻‍♀️ And she can pass on messages from the whales and dolphins. 👼🏻🐍 ❤️ 🐳🐬"

@amagnificentobsession @bil-daddy @mrazfellco

[shutanic-temple-orphanage]

Kids' Activities

Dear orphanage activities diary,

the kids (human) decorated and dressed up goat Dusty today - in preparation for @bildaddy-and-mrazfellcos-wedding

We all had so much fun. Only Dusty mleeh mleeehd a bit because they longed for Billy and Azira (who are getting married soon, if I'm not mistaken).

Sincerely, Loretta

(Headmistress of the Shutanic Temple Orphanage)

[bil-daddy]

Will there be a zoom link to the wedding for those of us who can't make it in person?

Good (figurative) question, kid (lamb). The answer is nope! There will not be a zoom link.

But there will be a Tumblr link, so you'll be able to view (and like and reblog and reply to) all the festivities at your leisure.

Until then, have an ox rib (platonic)

[loretta-dont-you-oppress-me]

Update on my Life

What happened so far ... a long time ago ...

I was so tired of all the talking and arguing and bickering and judging. And I thought: It's time to move on! I need some Good Omens in my life.

And lo! So much has happened lately:

I have found a new family and new friends

photo courtesy of @bil-daddy and @docdust

I have found a new congregation (not a church!)

I became a disciple of Bildaddy the Shuite (and also a bit of a friend)

I got a job as 666th scrivener at the @shutanictemple

photo courtesy of @bil-daddy and @docdust

I have been promoted to 666th Senior Administrator of the Shutanic Temple

We have started an orphanage for kids (human) for a whole bunch of kids --> @shutanic-temple-orphanage

I am truly blessed with choices

This is me with Crowley. I met her on a the rather dreary occasion of a mass crucifixion. We were both there to mourn a friend.

I feel so seen

I was assistant wedding planer at the wedding of @bildaddyanduziraphale-aremarried

I have become a muse to artists

Artworks by @lacking-hydration and by @lafakiwi-draws-archive

@shutanic-temple-orphanage is now all set up with a petting zoo. Here is a rare glimpse of its outskirts:

me and @bil-daddy on our way to feeding the greedy bunch ...

I have my own music video now:

Loretta - You'll be a woman soon.

On January 18th @bil-daddy and my humble self opened the @shutanic-temple-art-gallery

I proposed to @gandalf-big-oos

(Stay tuned for further developments ...)

[nofomoartworld]

Art F City: This Week’s Must See Events: Elevator GIFs and Dystopias

We’re looking at a pretty light week for events coming out of Memorial Day weekend. The good news here, is that while there maybe fewer openings and talks to attend, there’s no shortage of quality. Start your week today by visiting the SVA Computer Art thesis show and leave time on Wednesday for a performance by M6 of Meredeth Monk compositions. Thursday we’ll be heading out to the Museum of Moving Image to check out their new GIF commissions and panel discussion and Friday we’re heading to 470 Vanderbilt for an all woman art show. Saturday Cary Hulbert will take a stab at predicting the future at Ortega y Gasset Projects and Sunday we’ve got a day of music by John Zorn at the Jewish Museum.

Long story short, for a light week, we’ve got plenty to do. We expect to see you around!

T

W

T

F

S

S

Tue

SVA Chelsea

601 West 26th Street 6:00 PM Website

SVA MFA Computer Art Thesis Exhibition, "Fluid Horizons"

An opportunity to see computer art by some of the city’s freshest talent. Don’t expect the art to be fully resolved—they are students after all—but this is a good way to see what’s coming down the pipe. Recommended.

Curated by India Lombardi-Bello, administrative assistant, and Milos Paripovic, systems administrator,

Wed

Roulette

509 Atlantic Ave 8:00 PM, Tickets 20 in advance, $25 at the door.Website

[GENERATE] The M6: Meredith Monk’s Third Generation

A group of six vocalists dedicating to performing more rarely heard compositions by Meredith Monk will perform a collection of solo and group works. Those include selections from Monk’s “Our Lady of Late” (1973) for solo voice and wine glass, “New York Requiem” (1993) written for Tom Bogdan during the AIDS crisis, and Monk’s seminal “Dolmen Music”.

This seems like a performance to attend. The six vocalists were chosen from hundreds of applicants around the world in 2006 to participate in a professional training workshop by Monk at Carnegie Hall. In 2007 the group officially formed and decided to continue studying and performing her work. In short, these guys are no slouches. 10 years of performance and study is bound to make them worth seeing.

Sasha Bogdanowitsch – Voice Sidney Chen – Voice Emily Eagen – Voice Holly Nadal – Voice, Piano Toby Newman – Voice Peter Sciscioli – Voice TBA – Cello

Thu

Museum of the Moving Image

The GIF Elevator discussion and opening reception 7:00 PMWebsite

Museum of the Moving Image

Elevators have long been a favorite place for museums and non-profits to park their art. From Art in General’s audio art in the elevator to 21c’s art in hotel elevators, these transitional spaces benefit from time-based art that does not require long contemplation.

And so, it makes perfect sense for the Museum of Moving Image to commission a series of animated GIFs for their elevator. To mark the opening of The GIF Elevator,  the Museum and GIPHY Arts present a panel discussion with participating artists Matt DiVito, Lorna Mills, and Rafia Santana, who will discuss their practices. Also up for discussion—the history of the GIF with the Museum’s Curator of Digital Media Jason Eppink and GIPHY Community Curator Ari Spool.

Fri

470 Vanderbilt

470 Vanderbilt Ave 6-8 pm Website

"Bigger, Bolder, Better"

Another show inspired by the Women’s March last January. Curators Jaynie Crimmins, Christina Massey, Etty Yaniv bring together work by fifteen women artists whose work uses “fragmentation, repetition, distinct use of daily materials, and labor intensive processes.” Each is creating site specific installations, in a kind of transitional space between the street and the interior of the 470 Vanderbilt building. We’re not exactly sure what this means, but we’re looking forward to finding out, particularly due to the artist list. It includes some incredibly active artists on facebook and the gallery. In our experience that tends to signal smarter than average art making.

Participating Artists: Lorrie Fredette, Dana Kane, Niki Ledrer, Susan Luss, Ellie Murphy, Mia Pearlman, Jaanika Peerna, Elizabeth Riley, Alyse Rosner, Carol Salmanson, Suzan Shutan, Jen Wrobalewski, Jaynie Crimmins, Christina Massey, Etty Yani

  SOHO20

56 Bogart Street 6 PM - 9 PMWebsite

Otherwise, you don't see me

Marxist philosophy will always have a special place in the art world. For this show, artists attempt to push back against the beliefs they believe are imposed by the cultural elite to establish accepted cultural norms. From the sounds of it, the participating artists are largely reacting to identity and how data can be used to oppress. Worthy subjects for exploration, particularly given that the Trump administration is totally racist and corrupt.

Featuring works by: Andrea Arrubla, Debora Castillo, Scherezade Garcia, Mona Saeed Kamal, Baseera Khan, Sarah Maple, and Hồng-Ân Trương + Hương Ngô.

Text contributions: Christen Clifford, Nicole Goodwin, and Rindon Johnson.

Curated by Rachel Steinberg

Sat

Knockdown Center

52-19 Flushing Ave 1:00 PM to 7:00 PMWebsite

Blonde Art Books Presents: The Fifth Annual BABZ Fair

Honestly, we can’t keep up with all the artist book fairs. It feels like there’s one every weekend. And yet, we remain interested in them!

BABZ Fair (formerly known at the Bushwick Art Book & Zine Fair) takes place this weekend and will feature small press art and poetry publishers, individual artist projects and a program of performance, readings, and workshops. We approve.

Ortega y Gasset Projects

363 Third Ave 6-9 pmWebsite

Cary Hulbert: The Prophet in The Skirt

There’s probably nobody in our lefty art circles who thinks the world is heading in the right direction, but few of us have gone to any length to imagine a future world. That’s where Cary Hulbert’s The Prophet comes in. The installation asks visitors to wear a set of headphones and then gives them what appears to be a personalized fortune gone wrong. There are actually 25 generic scenarios a visitor could listen to, randomly selected by Hulbert’s software.

Sun

The Jewish Museum

1109 5th Ave at 92nd Street 12:00 PM to 4:00 PM

Paris Capital of the 19th Century / New York Capital of the 20th Century

Tickets to see John Zorn perform typically start in the $50-$60 range and head north from there. So, it’s nice to see the museums keeping it real—you can him play at the Jewish Museum for the price of admission.

John Zorn and poet Kenneth Goldsmith will offer afternoon of musical collaborations inspired by Walter Benjamin’s masterpiece, The Arcades Project.   The piece accompanies the exhibition The Arcades: Contemporary Art and Walter Benjamin. 

Compositions will be performed by:  JACK Quartet, Peter Evans, Mark Feldman, Erik Friedlander, Ches Smith, Michael Nicolas, David Fulmer and John Zorn himself.

from Art F City http://ift.tt/2qD0U6M via IFTTT

[bil-daddy]

Congratulations on the engagement, one issue I see.

Churches are holy ground and well a non demon such as yourself may have issues.

The Shutantic Temple's not consecrated.

Well, unless you hate goats. If you're a goat-hater your feet'll burn.