I have so many half completed oneshots. I’m gonna end up assigning numbers and rolling dice to pick which mess gets ironed out next why are there so many
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We keep the orchestra motivated and awake by firing a cannon into the audience at random intervals.
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Father brown who's trying to live his very catholic - not sinful - life.
Hercule Flambeau who's on a quest to steal this mans heart.
And the conversation is like ⬇️
Father Brown:"What do you want?"
Hercule Flambeau:"I need to steal something very important and I need your help."
Father Brown:"What are you looking for?"
Hercule Flambeau:"Your heart!"
*Awkward silence*
Bunty (from the altar):"That was smooth!"
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Oliver drank Felix’s jizzy, grimy bath water, right? But like, if Hannibal were to do that with Will’s bath water, he’d arguably get more out of it, cause that man sweats like there’s no tomorrow
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do NOT claim to be french + gay if youre not diagnosed with at least one pd
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i think itachi would be a metalcore and vkei fan, and sasuke would be one of those crying illenial ravers, but they would both have mcr in common
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I think cocktails need to be given more unhinged sounding names.
“According to the recipe book, this one is called The Ruination of Mankind.”
“Yeah this is a gin based cocktail, it’s called Edith Keeler Must Die.”
“I’ve prepared a specialty consisting of triple sec and vermouth. I like to call it The Final Insult.”
And so on.
You get the idea.
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Me when I’m reminded I can’t eat cheese
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Tales of Vesperia AU where everything is the same except Zagi interrupts literally every single boss fight
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