#shut YOUR UPPPP

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

so this is why you dressed up nice today like fuck off

[astrangergivingthestrangewelcome]

Me: so anyway yeah the doctor's appointment went fine

My mom: gee I wonder what they thought about your Hairy Unshaved Legs

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Me: yeah I had a great day hanging out with my friends

My mom: oh I wonder were you wearing shorts? Shorts that showed how you don't shave your legs?

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Me: I met x new person today they seem nice!

Mom: hmm. Do THEY shave their legs

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Me: yeah I just read today on the couch it was so nice and chill

My mom: oh? Reading about other women who don't shave?

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Me: yup just doing some cooking currently

Mom: right, right from the cookbook "Recipes for Women with Hairy Legs"?

[accio-victuuri]

FRESH FACED WEI RUOLAI IN THE MORNING 🫶🏼

[fairytwles]

“they would never get together” this “they would hate eachother” that!what happened to shipping two people who have never even been in the same room! why do ships have to make sense now! who cares! we used to be a proper country!

[2009phan]

this is getting worse and worse

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

12 to 13 was like "do you have rabies" but 13 to 15 is like "did you get dropped on your head as a baby"

[nessberry]

RIIINNNNNNNNNNN embarrass the hell outta isagi and kaiser and make them shut the fuck up for once and my life is yours

[urplepurplegurgleturgle]

I’m doing physics work rn and the amount of times I went “it can’t be this” “IT IS WTF” is INSANE

[nuvomica]

yuck. i'm seeing a repeat of the whole 'girl in red' era bs where ppl are saying shit like "you know she's gay if she listens to chappell roan", or "all gays listen to chappell roan". stfu. stfu. SHUT UPPP

[punkeropercyjackson]

"The Pjo show is worse than the movies-"WRONG INCORRECT THAT IS YASSIFIED INFORMATION!!!!Percy in the books is autistic and can't mask and built different from other guys to the point she's transfem-coded and the movies literally turned her into a neurotypical all-american boy so the show is inherently better by virtue of having Walker be a fucking freak who's nice to everybody cause this is PERCY JACKSON and The Olympians and there's no Percy Jackson to be seen in those goofy ahh 'movies'.Also the show gave us Leah which is another capital W and while it's true Percy as afrolatino would've been better representation,y'all hoes write him like an oreo instead of an actual afrolatino speaking as homecountry raised half white one who's allowed to say that word.'B-But don't walk on my roof is iconic-'NO IT WASN'T,YOU JUST WANNA FUCK JAKE MABEL OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS AND I CAN THINK OF 5 DIFFERENT SHOW LINES THAT SOLOS IT

[countlessofvoids]

Or an Oswald the agreeable prequel if you will 🙏

[mihai-florescu]

"no binaries" but you still believe there are only the options of being cis or trans...?

[616nightcrawler]

its soooo awesome how i get to read tags like this every other day bc my most popular post made its way into beatles rpf tumblr and they don't have the brain and foresight to understand that i (OP) don't think their headcanons about which beatle is fucking which is funny and quirky and in fact i think its pretty fucking gross

[essenceofarda]

unsolicited headcanon time that would probably make Tolkien roll over in his grave!! No one asked for this and probably no one cares LOL these are just silly lil' headcanons i have that have permeated my interpretations of canon and kinda influence how i interact with said canon / my art of canon :>

A fair amount of the time i headcanon Books!Legolas as trans. I'm not... sure where this headcanon comes from?? I don't even remember having a moment where i was like "I'm gonna headcanon Legolas as trans!" it just occurred to me one day that I was like... Yeah, he's trans okay moving on...

Elrond is autistic . not so much based on canon nor am i implying this is supported by canon/the books but the elrond in my art and definitely the elrond in in Romance in Rivendell is autistic to me :>

Aragorn has General Anxiety Disorder i feel like this IS supported by canon lol the dude spends 99% of his screentime in the books perseverating lol

Pippin has ADHD, again, i feel like this is kinda canon lol

Eomer has dyslexia, and had to have a special tutor come from Gondor to help him learn his letters when he was a boy growing up in Meduseld. Many suggested he just grow up without learning to read cause like, hey, they're in rohan, but Theoden insisted that he learn to read proper. This is actually gonna come up at some point in To Be Loved :)

Watch Out! More headcanons coming soon :)

[aothai]

started watching kuroko's basketball....this might be gayer than haikyuu

[scarewulf]

Something they don't warn you about when moving to Europe is constantly dealing with the obnoxious young 20-something Americans who travel the world for fun. There's nothing wrong with traveling and yeah it can be really fun and exciting with new experiences whatever whatever but what makes these particular types so incredibly annoying is the fact that the majority of stuff they brag about loudly on the train are the most inconsequential things imaginable like going to get coffee in Istanbul or taking a walk in Taiwan is really no different at the base scale than getting a coffee or taking a walk anywhere else but they think it makes them interesting bc it's done in a Foreign Country ™️ and it's alllll they ever talk about like is that all you did over there.....I just had to overhear a girl on the train say a longer-than-it-shouldve-been story about how she had two (2!) bagels in Montréal and how the scarfed them down and she was soooo full after like wow. Incredible. I bet having two bagels was very very interesting wasn't it. I'm on the edge of my seat here