#shurk

[chocolatepersonafun]

Went to see Luke Black, wasn't disappointed.

Those legs, that ass 🔥🔥🔥

Oh, Luke was there too. He was gorgeous!

[disease]

LIONSTORM ft. QUAY DASH & SHURK DADDY'S PUSSY | SINGLE, NOV 2023

[bang-bang-gang]

new lionstorm song slaps btw

[virtueisdead]

shurk's per form is like, probably my #2 pick for best electronic album in history and it's by a pretty fucking well known artist but it's so niche i literally had to personally create the entire rateyourmusic page for it just so i could give it 5 stars. i do not understand why this is

[r-fenghuang-fanfiction]

(Still thinking about our two favourite idiots.)

I honestly think Leo has to stop trying to save Adam. For all his flaws, I don't think Adam actually needs that much protection anymore, especially since the old Shurke is dead. I think they have to level out. Adam has to accept that Leo loves him even with all the broken angry fear. Leo has to accept that Adam is a survivor. Even as reckless and as stupid as he is, he'll probably be alright. There's some shit they should talk about, but Adam doesn't need bottom-line absolute answers or justice. And Leo can't get stuck on every little detail. Some things you just have to live with.

[gay-catastrophe]

Just your local king of crime and edible man~

[undo-9exajoule]

Mein zweiter Track Release

White von ShurKing auf Amazon Music

https://music.amazon.de/albums/B0CXJKW79G?trackAsin=B0CXJKFC7Y&do=play&ref=dm_sh_oQPPHZ2XZC8jIbGvRwOLfcCSI

[transhitman]

[drmikhailov]

Just played a match of @spectralidax's Plnaet shurk with @frozenbreadrolls 😎Gotta say I love the game and SO FUCKIN ADORABLE shark designs :D

[bhiik]

shurk >:3c

[broke-art]

You laughed as M.k and your other friends made jokes chatting amoungst themselves.

You didn't feel even slightly guilty.

That was until Nezha stepped through the threshold of pigsy's noodles.

You bristled as your gazes met.

With a glare he marched towards you.

"Princ-"

"Nezha!" You cut him off quickly shooting to your feet and shoving a hand over his mouth. "Long time no see. Hey guys you know Nezha, right?"

M.k looked confused at your behavior but nodded with a smile, Mei frowned suspiciously, tang and pigsy exchanged suspicious glances and Sandy just smiled and waved.

"Course we know Nezha," Sandy affirmed. "Can't understand why he's here, though. Don't you have celestial duties?"

Nezha gently, but firmly removed your hand shooting you a look.

"As a matter of fact I do. And the P-" He paused when you bit your lip and shook you head slightly.

He hated it when y/n pleaded. He could be firm with anyone else. But something about her snapped his resolve.

This time would be no different. When Y/n shook her head with a pleading look he begrudgingly changed his statement.

"Parents of this one." He gestured to you with an open palm. "Are looking for her."

You frowned.

"Annnnd why should that matter to you?" Pigsy spoke up from behind you a skeptic tone underlining his inquiry.

You turned on your heel.

"Oh Nezha probably just noticed I was late for classes. You know how he is with schedules and the like. My parents always come looking for me around this time. So I should really get going, ok byyyeee!" You explained haphazardly and grabbed Nezha's wrist before pulling him out the door.

"Oh no that wasn't suspicious at all." Nezha muttered as you both walked towards the park.

"Well if you would have just left it be-" you began only to be cut off by Nezha.

"You ran away, Y/n. Your parents are worried sick. You could have been taken or worse, killed."

You sighed.

"You don't get it, Nezha. I have my reasons."

Nezha chuckled sardonically.

"Oh yes, reasons I'm sure the monkie king taught you no doubt."

You bristled at the implication.

"Did you just imply that I ran away because like the monkey king I shurk responsibility?"

"Perhaps." Nezha mused.

Something about his tone snapped your resolve and you whirled on your heel before throwing down a spell that made smoke explode around you.

Nezha stepped back with a gasp before choking on the lungful of smoke.

"Y- Y/N!" He yelled after you between coughing fits and sputters.

But you only ran faster as tears welled in your eyes then slipped down your cheeks. Your heart ached in your chest from the sting of his words and the falling tears blurred your vision until you turned a corner into an alleyway.

Your mind swirled with accusations and questions as you leaned your back against the alley wall. You expected such a cold accusation from your father or maybe from the whispers you heard his advisors exchanging. Perhaps even the girls who collected the immortality peaches from the heavenly gardens, but Nezha?

Since the day he had been assigned to be your bodyguard instead of guarding the map to the samadhi fire, you had felt instant attraction. And perhaps that was why the accusation hurt so deeply.

Slowly, you slid down the wall, coming to a sit at the ground burying your face in your knees. Being the daughter of the Jade emperor was no easy feat. There was so much expected of you, and so many enemies.

"Well, well, well what do we have here?"

You gasped and looked up at the same moment a punk knelt next to you, a bat resting lazily on his shoulder.

You felt your heart seize in your chest.

The punk rose an eyebrow and lifted your chin with a finger.

"What's the matter, girlie? Your boyfriend dump you?"

You gave him a glare and knocked his hand aside.

"Don't touch me."

The punk whistled lowly as a few more men stepped into the alleyway.

"Feisty, eh? That's adorable. What are you gonna do bout it?"

"She won't have to do anything." Nezha's voice cut through the alleyway coldly.

You glanced to the entrance only to see Nezha brandishing his spear.

The punk scoffed.

"Is that spear supposed to scare me?"

Nezha gaze sharpened.

"I'll not give you another warning mortal."

The punk smirked and gestured towards Nezha with a wave of his hand.

"Take care of this idiot boys." He turned his gaze back on you. "I'm busy."

You weren't concerned for Nezha's safety in the slightest. The humans on the other hand..... You certainly hoped Nezha felt merciful.

"Now, miss." The punk took your chin in hand again. "You never answered my question."

You were tempted to smack his hand away once again when his eyes flickered to a cold blue. His voice echoed in your ears and a cool chill swept up your spine.

You only managed a gasp before Nezha made quick work of the other punks and reached for your aggressor.

"Nezha, no!" You screamed just as a sharp glacier froze around his arm.

Nezha's gaze widened.

"The lady bone demon?!"

The punk chuckled.

"Close, buddy." The punk glanced at him. "Actually her son. And this-" He pulled you to your feet as an ice dagger formed in his other hand which he quickly pressed against you neck. "Is my new Fiance."

[kuzakat]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 🎃🍬 Its the 2 year anniversary of the MURDER BOYFRIENDS AU!!!

Me and @sapphicdib picked out some songs from our main playlist and created a mini murder bfs playlist to celebrate the occasion!

Mx. Sinister - I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME

Not Human - elegant slims

RUNRUNRUN - Dutch Melrose

Melatonin - UPSAHL

Capture & Release - Beautiful Bodies

Dead Walk - RedHook

Yandere - Jazmin Bean

DiE4u - Bring Me the Horizon

Religion - ZAND, Shurk

Thanks so much to everyone who's supported our crazy au, and we hope you enjoy the new chapter! Have a SpOoKy day 👻

[finniestoncrane]

Hey Finnie! I'm shy so I have to be anonymous but I promsie that's a me thing. Anyway I have advice for you but you don't need to listen if you don't want to I just wanted to share. You should take a break because you deserve one not because someone has pushed you to it. And you should take a break now. But if you have a fic just any kind of fic you should post it today or tomorrow or soon. I promise it'll feel better to keep going than shurk away from things.

Obviously it's up to you but I stopped drawing for a while because of some feedback I got and it was hard to really get back into it afterwards. I don't want that for you (or for me because I like reading your stuff!)

thank you anon ;-; that means a lot, it really does. and i completely get it! i think a little break would help either way. i had like three things a week scheduled plus the giveaways and this just pushed me over the edge 💚

on top of all that other shit though, nothing seems to be showing in the tags for my latest fics, so that's also putting a bit of a shiter on the mood because i don't know what's going on there but if i can get out of the funk i might post the first chapter of my stupid cooper fic because it's finished and just sitting there but urgh

[darkmaga-returns]

By J.B. Shurk

The “experts” said it couldn’t be done.  They called him a “loser” and an “illegitimate” president whose time in office should be stricken from the pages of history.  Political pundits said his refusal to accept the mail-in-ballot-fraud-tainted 2020 election results made him an “insurrectionist” and a “dangerous threat to democracy.”  Democrat prosecutors and judges threw his supporters in jail.  Democrat operatives in the FBI and DOJ insinuated that he is a “Russian spy” and “domestic enemy” who should be convicted of treason.  The most hoity-toity “reporters” from the fanciest newspapers in the land said that Americans would never elect a criminal defendant facing the possibility of life in prison.  All of the “very best people” from the “most respected institutions” told us that Donald Trump’s political comeback was impossible.

They...were...wrong.

No president has won a second term in office after suffering a re-election loss in 130 years.  When Grover Cleveland last pulled off this neat trick, he, too, returned to the White House after first losing it to gross electoral fraud.  Americans do not like rigged elections, but they absolutely despise elections that are so rigged that the robbery is impossible to ignore.  

In 2020, President Trump won almost every traditional bellwether county in the country by double-digits and increased his 2016 totals by over ten million votes.  He won a record share of the vote from black and Hispanic Americans, blue-collar workers, and other Democrat-leaning voting blocs.  Despite all of this evidence that the American people supported Trump’s handling of the economy, illegal immigration, violent crime, and foreign wars, professional political pundits immediately painted Joe Biden’s razor-thin “victory” (in which the dementia-addled nursing home patient magically “won” extra mail-in ballots in Democrat-controlled counties in battleground states days after the election) as a national rejection of Donald Trump.  

They...were...wrong.

[kairithemang0]

shark

SHURK!

[aurorawritestoescape]

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Last song: Religion - Zand, Shurk

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