#shrug for men

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I NEEEEEEED Kurt shippers. or just Kurt insane people to know that the german word for tail is also german slang for penis

"You like my tail dont you" said in german ("Du magst meinen schwanz, oder?") will be read as "you like my dick dont you" by a german

this isnt to discourage people from using the word Schwanz, the oposite, i want people to write Kurt saying that because he WOULD

[reduxulousoctopus]

X-Men 97 has inspired me to go back and rewatch TAS for the first time since... I don't know, I think I watched a couple episodes on TV back when I was a tiny baby?

Anyway, having gotten to Whatever It Takes (aka Logan's Traumatic Bisexual Jungle Cruise), I'm gonna need everyone who's been in this fandom from the beginning to tell me where I can find and catch up on the thirty years of old Wolverine/Morph fics that must have been written after this episode aired.

[phantomslink]

have been reblogging a lot of really good opinions that have put my feelings on the whole watcher situation into better words than i possibly ever could.

i love puppet history, and ghost files, and mystery files, and survival mode, and dish granted, because they were charming and funny to me. i was just happy to still have ghoul boys content after buzzfeed unsolved ended and i really enjoy cooking shows, so steven making impressive meals for people he seems to call friends made me happy too.

i dont think im entitled to anyones art. i cant afford a streaming service because i dont have a job. so i wont be able to continue supporting them simply on my own inability, not because i dont want to. im just a broke autistic person who gets frustrated with sudden, unforeseen change. we were All expecting a new show, not this. my own inability to easily deal with sudden change isnt a reflection on them, but their complete silence on the extreme backlash *is.*

whatever vague, tone-deaf responses have been given is what sealed the deal for me. not to be parasocial, but we all expected better of you, watcher boys. best of luck and comfortable lives to you all.

[m-ayo-o]

Guys who get horny then blame u, standing up with his massive dick all hard right in ur face like~

"Look what you've done"

[romanticfatale]

My father put a shaver in my hands

As heavy as my heart

He said he’d show me how to use it

Like father, not-son.

It’s the only gift he’s ever given

But it's not a gift at all

A pound of steel

A pounding heart

Heavy, held in shaking hands

Dead beat

dead wrong

deadnamed daughter must be hiding underneath the fledgling Saturn’s son

His smile is a grimace

He says it to my face

"No one likes a woman with hair all over the place"

[nathanfrazers]

category 5 autism event

[slushrottweiler]

Excuse me, I am losing my shit over another stupidly sexy animated man with white hair and trauma.

Send help.

[fostersffff]

The wide, slow-motion impact shot of Rogue knocking Bastion's teeth out instantly reminded me of Superman's "World of Cardboard" beatdown in Justice League Unlimited, both because of the specific shot and the fact that they're both "the (physically) most powerful member of the team gets to cut loose and beat the tar out of the antagonist for a little bit" scenes, so I wanted to put them together to see how they matched up.

They actually line up so close I have to wonder if it was an intentional homage!

[recareels]

sobbing over the thought of mr reca calling you ‘my little starlet’ >.<

but he says it like my leetle starrrlet! ｡ﾟ(｡ﾉωヽ｡)ﾟ｡

[disabled-dean]

Rightfully Misha can't call himself bisexual because he's only attracted to public-humiliation and Jensen Ackles, and he doesn't want to appropriate space in the community ig

[conditioned-to-obey]

Can i ask how you knew you were a dom? Cuz sometimes i feel like it's all i know and i can't imagine myself being a sub for anyone, but then at times i know I'd willingly fall to my knees at times, and to be honest the dom feel is more for males and sub for femmes but not exactly always like it, if that makes sense?

You've already arrived at the wrong conclusion before you've even started.

First off, assigning gender roles to Dom and sub labels is outdated, narrow minded and incorrect. Putting others, and by extension yourself, into trad patriarchal boxes is the flawed mindset here, and probably why you are even confused in the first place. In order for kink to be kink, you'd have to not actually believe or harbour that skewed mentality in the first place.

Do yourself—and anyone you potentially think of engaging in kink with—a favor. Access your internal biases.

If you are only operating as a Dom because you feel as though submissive roles are for women and dominant roles are for men, or whatever convoluted reason deep down that can be assumed for your statement? Stop. Assess that. Fix that. These are questions you should be asking yourself before you even begin to attempt potentially affecting someone else's life. Before having any power over them. Before being given a sub's submission. Before making decisions or being given any control. Before even calling yourself a Dom.

Kink is subversive. Based in understanding ourselves, looking at concepts and communication on a deeper level, making conscious decisions. Not based in gender roles or identities. It is not kink if it's deep rooted in repackaged internalized misogyny. What you described was just simply garden variety misogyny.

[lightwily]

I wanted to write a serious analysis post to prove that I have shit to say but I'm too tired so here's some hcs about their uni days before I log off for the night:

> light struggled with forming friendships prior to meeting wily. I think despite being affable, most people tended to like him on a surface level and as a result he never really felt understood or valued in any of his relationships (I also think he could be somewhere on the autism spectrum and masks whenever he's not working, but maybe I'm just projecting lol)

> light reached out to wily first, due to recognising their shared passion. I think part of the appeal could've also been in how wily didn't look up to light as obviously as everyone else, which, to light, made him more approachable

> wily was very averse to light's friendship initially. at this point, his chronic inferiority complex was in full swing, prompting him to pick out the "best" student in his course (light) and treat them as a rival. in his mind, light's attempts to befriend him were a form of mockery, an attempt to make the one person who saw through him fold. this was compounded by the fact that deep down, wily did in fact regard light with the same sort of reverence as everyone else, he just diluted it with bitter envy and hatred.

> eventually, wily accepted light's friendship on the internal grounds that it'd be easier for him to gain influence whilst working with light rather than against him

> wily spent the better part of this friendship (begrudgingly) (semi-consciously) pining; I like to think that he was extremely territorial of his friendship with light whilst simultaneously resenting his kindness; this, combined with feelings that ranged from "this guy isn't the worst... at least he understands what I'm getting at" (<- horrifically in love) to "someone needs to fucking kill this guy and it'll be ME" led to a lot of internal push-and-pull on his behalf. light was vaguely aware that something was up, but 1) didn't know how to broach the topic 2) figured wily would be able to sort it out himself. this would obviously bite him in the ass later, but in his defense I don't think wily would be open to the idea of an emotionally honest conversation even if light tried

[high-sixing]

One of the reasons I wanted to start drawing Stancest many years ago. This adorable Jealous!Ford crack fic. He’s not very happy that the members of Sev’ral Times has been flirting with his bro, even if they are on no-speaking terms with each other.

An old but good one, please give “There is Nothing About This I Understand” a go. You can never go wrong with Jealous!Ford!

[heroictoonz]

they made kurt a spiderman and a system for ME PERSONALLY uncanny spiderman was made for ME

[nostalgia-tblr]

PS I hope the readers of 'Convenient' are prepared for the effects of the Extremely Bad Asgardian Sex Ed I decided is a thing in that story *yikes emoji*

[schrodingers-catgirl]

while I do 100% pass as cishet, I think it's funny that as soon as I open my mouth abt men I think people think im a lesbian