#shrekmet discord

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Yo

Ayo update: I’m not as active on Tumblr as I am on Discord, so if you’d like to contact me you can do so by adding me and/or joining my server! I’ll still check Tumblr and interact on here, it’s just easier to reach me on Discord.

Add me at: shawty bae#1197

Great Shrekmet of 1812 Discord Server (super fun, tight friend group, talks a lot about assorted musicals like Great Comet and Hadestown)

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WRONG DOLOKHOV IS BEST (FAIRY) GODMOTHER

🤗  given the chance I would gladly hug you 😇 You’re a sweet cinnamon bun 🐒 You’re funny 👍 you are fun to be around 😤 you are my godchild (my own addition :)))) )

NAT UR AMAZING AND THE BEST GODMOTHER

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TGWDLM/Black Friday as shit the shreklets have said

Emma: babies don't even pay taxes what's their purpose

Bill: i cried at a chili’s while mr brightside played

Ethan: i didnt know wafflehouses were real until last year

Ted: we're all fat moods rn and I think that's very sexy of us

Wilbur Cross: My jeck my jack my jussy and my jrack

Hidgens: i’m sitting on the counter to commemorate the 1.5 year anniversary of me falling off this very counter while listening to legally blonde and getting too into the bend and snap

Charlotte: i have done a lot of sitting on counters and crying today

Wiggly: YOU HAVE BEEN CONVERTED TO CATHOLICISM. NOW VORE JESUS

Lex: I'm going to drop out of school and become the village disappointment

Emma: i have one foot in wine aunt territory and the other in babey territory

Mr. Davidson: i was going to say something and it has gone out of my head and gone splat against the window of my never ending thoughts

Kris Kringle: welcome to my school, where in English class one half is discussing gender roles and the other is arguing if Scrooge is hotter than the onceler

Gary Goldstein: Perry the Platypus railed me in a walmart ✌️

Alice: my hands are so cold they would be so much warmer if a pretty girl with big hands maybe held them

Linda after Feast Or Famine: chile my hair is wet my forehead is all torn up and there’s mascara where mascara shouldn’t be

Emma: don’t call me a bitch😡 my preferred insults are harlot or whore😎👍

Ethan and Lex: thunk is the noise that it makes when we headbutt each other.  it is hollow

Gary Goldstein: i’m dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps making me forget where i put my glasses

Deb: i don’t want a gf because that means i have to share the large ikea bear plush and i am not ready for that commitment

Becky: I can handle g minor scales. You know what I can't handle? Bitches.

Jingle and Jangle: who wants to eat mozzarella out of an Italian sink with me

Hidgens, letting the gang into his house: lmao y’all are coming over to my loud no electricity house we’re gonna eat canned goods and wear studded collars

Man In A Hurry: I’m kin with george of the jungle

Becky and Tom during Do You Want To Play: Arsenic? We're feeding you something that all pedophilic priests love

Bill: my autobiography will be titled: knees giving out unexpectedly in the kitchen section of ikea

Sherman: beating you over the head with a fifteen chord Oscar Schmidt autoharp (ASMR)

Hidgens: the last time i threw it back was absolutely catastrophic

Hannah: sure you may be “cool” or “successful” but can you eat an entire bag of rainbow goldfish in twenty minutes?

Lex: sometimes i remember im older than billie eilish and i have to take a moment

Hidgens: if i’m ever on broadway i hope i do a show at the lyceum so i can meet the ghost of bob fosse

Bill: tired go sleep night night dream dreams of glitter and dancing

Tom: my body is a prisoner and my brain is also a prisoner and they’ve gotten into a scuffle and are now beating the shit out of each other

Ethan: this time yesterday i was tripping balls

Emma: i have two aesthetics and it’s old timey romanticism vs tokyo drift neon district post apocalyptic vaporwave city

Charlotte: (tearfully) HEWWO???? HEWOOOOO??????? 

Sherman: Nothing compares to taking a shit in a camper while listening to 1812 overture on repeat

Linda: ginger men are disgusting they smell like mustard

Alice: You best bet i was hatching hella eggs in pokemon go

Becky: i am a vegetarian but. i will cook biphobes and feed them to the gators in my backyard

General MacNamara: can’t spell kaleidoscope without kale

Ethan: i’m simultaneously baby and a 73 year old man living in a lighthouse with nothing but his monthly shipments of bourbon and his leather bound journal

Hannah: i pinned my two braids to my head and immediately i feel like a pious unmarried woman of russian nobility

Lex: i have two trucks having sex in one ear and moscow great comet in the other

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Falsettos as shit the shreklets have said

Trina: i cried at a waffle house once

Whizzer: i have two aesthetics and it’s old timey romanticism vs tokyo drift neon district post apocalyptic vaporwave city

Whizzer: this time yesterday i was tripping balls

Marvin: my body is a prisoner and my brain is also a prisoner and they’ve gotten into a scuffle and are now beating the shit out of each other

Cordelia: MY LOVELY WIFE IS A COMEDIAN! AND SHES FUNNY! AND AN ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART!

Trina: damn why does everything gotta be emotionally and physically draining 😾

Cordelia, making food for the bar mitzvah: I ONCE ALMOST SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE TRYING TO MICROWAVE NUTELLA

Charlotte: Ugh I want a very powerful very small very sweet woman to top me, is that too much to ask?

Mendel: tired go sleep night night dream dreams of glitter and dancing

Whizzer: minecraft villagers are sexy as hell but go on

Mendel: (tearfully) HEWWO???? HEWOOOOO??????? 

Whizzer: Lmao y’all are coming over to my loud no electricity house we’re gonna eat canned goods and wear studded collars

Mendel: my autobiography will be titled: knees giving out unexpectedly in the kitchen section of ikea

Unlikely Lovers: we're all fat moods rn and I think that's very sexy of us

Whizzer: i’m sitting on the counter to commemorate the 1.5 year anniversary of me falling off this very counter while listening to legally blonde and getting too into the bend and snap

Trina: i have done a lot of sitting on counters and crying today

Jason during the bar mitzvah: DO I HAVE TO VORE JESUS CAN’T I JUST EAT FRUIT AND READ THE INFERNO

Trina, having a breakdown: I went through two boxes of tissues in three days so now I have a roll of toilet paper sitting on my piano

Mendel: *coughs* sorry I have allergies Marvin: choked on a ghost dick bitch dont lie to yourself

Jason: Hi am depreshion

Mendel: I'm the sort to threaten someone with vaugley frightening shit like "make sure you keep a close eye on your right lung, someone might do away with it" but cry if I drop a pen on my toe

Jason: I'm going to drop out of school and become the village disappointment

Cordelia: i have one foot in wine aunt territory and the other in babey territory

Whizzer: Communion is voring jesus

March Of The Falsettos: screaming bitch: a new album by Da Boiz

Charlotte, trying Cordelia’s bar mitzvah food: mmmm tasty salmonella

Jason: im barely one eva noblezada tall

Mendel: sure you may be “cool” or “successful” but can you eat an entire bag of rainbow goldfish in twenty minutes?

Jason: straight up goes to a bar and orders capri sun shots

Mendel: the last time i threw it back was absolutely catastrophic

Trina to Marvin in act 1: beating you over the head with a fifteen chord Oscar Schmidt autoharp (ASMR)

Trina: one time i tried to sing i’m breaking down but couldn’t remember words so i just sang “i’m breaking down... i’m breaking down!” for three minutes

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Here’s the server link! It’s open to anyone :)

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bitch

toe man

I'mma say the no no word 👀😤

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@irreplaceable-ecstasyy​ @boombiotch​ @lalalalivy​

Anabro

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@theatergirl06​ @irreplaceable-ecstasyy​ @letalloursingingfollowhim​

I am so proud of this

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It is! It was fun while it lasted :)

Who do you think I am? You said you were 99% sure you knew! -🍫

I know one person from the Shrekmet server who knows I’m a Lorde fan and it’s @panicatthelafayette.

Laf? Is it you?🙂

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There’s a war going on out there, somewhere, and Farquaad isn’t here.

Fiona is young, she loves Farquaad with all her heart.

Donkey is good, fiona's sidekick and shrek's best friend.

And so, the AU starts. Welcome to hell.

(Image credit goes to the lovely @wicked-books-101!)

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@boombiotch‘s first contribution to the shrekmet AU! This is absolutely hysterical and I love this so much thank you

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Anatole to Natasha: 

imma lucas steele yo toes

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@irreplaceable-ecstasyy

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@theatergirl06 @irreplaceable-ecstasyy @letalloursingingfollowhim
…Anatoe

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@supernaturallysteampunktrombone hey fuck you ❤