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borathae · 8 months ago

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Chapter 7

are we about to see his art collection or his "art collection" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

sneaking around is fun keke no wonder she is all excited and giddy haha cutie pie

Stop laughing”, Taehyung warns quietly, looking over his shoulder. He carries fondness in his eyes and a mischievous grin on his lips. stop IM GONE IM SIMPING IM A PUDDLE

NO UR A MENACE FUCKER DECIDES TO TICKLE ME TO STOP MAKINGME LAUGH NOPE watch my ass fall down the stairs and wake the whole house up

“You’re beyond adorable."

I told my familiar to light the candles your WHAT????

Taehyung is thinking into the future. THATS I WHAT THOUGHT TOO YIPPEEE

other than the rest of the house - which reminds you more of a museum than a home - his wing looks like a home. Bear in mind it was still a very impressive - and royal - home, but it gave you a homely feeling with its burgundy red walls and hardworking radiators. ooh red walls, they feel cozy/warm and very royal vibes

He is already wearing fur slippers HOW DID HE DO THAT dudes faster than flash

Why ruin your home with the dirt of outside? FR 💯

HE TOOK OFF OUR SHOES AAAH and TOUCHED OUR ANKLES THEY BOTH ARE FOR THE COBBLESTONES

They are matching with his UWU, im imagining cat slippers its too funny

You have the prettiest of ankles, my sweetest me to hobi and kook

ALSO HOW MANY ANKLES DID U SEE MY MAN (ik he saw a lot considering he is ancient lol)

Tall windows let in the moonlight from the left, illuminating the paintings on his walls that sounds extra cozy, i want to put a fluffy blanket on my shoulders

“Doesn’t he? It’s the reason why I purchased it”, he says excitedly. 👀 u sure about that?? 👀 did he get kneller to paint it for him 👀👀you sure that this isn’t like your great great great grandfather BABY CONNECT THE DOTS

come now I want to show you something else. HE CHANGED THE SUBJECT

Oh no”, you chuckle, “he just likes to show off.” still cool cousin kudos to him

“Three years? Holy cow and I can’t even work on an essay for twenty minutes without feeling the need to procrastinate.” WOW TAEHYUNG DAMN THATS SICK also u didnt need to call me out like that i-

Delicate roses climb up a marble pillar thats amazing i love murals

"A very long time." edward cullen who

Shall I show you something else too?” he asks quietly. aww my cute lil pookie go ahead why so nervous, smooches the fuck out of nervousness😭

the description of him playing violin gave me goosebumps and its 33C here. why am i slightly teared up

THERES A SECRET DOOR OMG IM GONNA PLAY BARBIE AND THE SECRET DOOR THERE FUCK THIS IS SOO CUTE AAAH

Gosh you own so many cool things.” ik he is soo cool, he can totally murder me on the stairs

Do you have your secret stack of drugs up there?” you joke, dont what if he is a mafia boss???? also he is about to throw you off the top 😭 yeet

Okay yep, holy cow. This is better than drugs FR OCTAGON SHAPED ROOM ARE THE BEST, my uncle's living room is like that and its amazing to play "find the object with hints" type games

if I could marry one room it would be this one TAE MOVE SHE IS MINE WE ARE MEANT TO BE MARRIED wait tae dont move, we can be a throuple

people were right, namjoon copied love yourself album FROM SIR KIM TAE-ITH HYUNGWILL THE THIRD, love thyself

His skin is glowing silver again, like water when it reflects the moon at night or snow when the sunlight hits it just right. singularity performances *shudders

You are the only person who knows this room exists.” SAY WHAT *faints

Why did you paint the stars?” THAT TOO FOR 3 YEARS AND HE THOUGHT OF IT AS HELL, his therapist will need a therapist

NAUR THE ICE CREAM NO SHE JUST TOLD U NOT TO hes such a cute lil shit i cant

oh the trying to be invisible, i do that too, i keep doing that for half of an academic year, and all that time i just vibecheck everyone and the other half, i slowly come out of the shell (not much tho lol) that way i dont miss anyone or does anyone miss me and they cant hurt me too

this chapter was so cute, fluffy and cozy and they both speaking more about themselves aah its sooo good. and i loved his home/wing. the description of the place was just great i could feel the bed and the stars

byee 💜💜❤️❤️

This ask was a ghost ask on my computer 😶 like I saw that you sent me an ask in my notifs and I could open it on mobile, but it was non existant on my laptop HFHADHSF help

sneaking around is fun keke no wonder she is all excited and giddy haha cutie pie

no but they're so cute no joke 🥺

I told my familiar to light the candles your WHAT????

he's just a rich lil spoiled vampire

Taehyung is thinking into the future. THATS I WHAT THOUGHT TOO YIPPEEE

EHEHEH <3

I agree YES 🥺

HE TOOK OFF OUR SHOES AAAH and TOUCHED OUR ANKLES THEY BOTH ARE FOR THE COBBLESTONES

he is so fucking HOT

You have the prettiest of ankles, my sweetest me to hobi and kook

I'm obsessed with their ankles 😶 it's the Dom in me 😶

ALSO HOW MANY ANKLES DID U SEE MY MAN (ik he saw a lot considering he is ancient lol)

imagine all the ankles he had resting on his shoulders 😶

Delicate roses climb up a marble pillar thats amazing i love murals

NO BUT ME TOO 😭 I wanna paint a forest mural on my bedroom wall, but I'm too scared to mess up

Shall I show you something else too?” he asks quietly. aww my cute lil pookie go ahead why so nervous, smooches the fuck out of nervousness😭

he's just a lil pookie <3

Okay yep, holy cow. This is better than drugs FR OCTAGON SHAPED ROOM ARE THE BEST, my uncle's living room is like that and its amazing to play "find the object with hints" type games

ooh nice I love this vibe <3

Why did you paint the stars?” THAT TOO FOR 3 YEARS AND HE THOUGHT OF IT AS HELL, his therapist will need a therapist

he does not a Therapist I can tell you that much HAHAHHAAH

That was me too when I was younger, but we're allowed to take up space on this earth. That's our right too, remember that my love 💜

I'm so happy that you loved it so much seriously heheh 💜💜

#asks: sanguis alpha #asks #minusback #tw: long post

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1-800-i-ship-it · 4 years ago

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khun aa pt 2

ft. hidden floor

Whether it’s happy khun, smug khun, distressed khun, daddy khun, surprised khun, or khun’s gorgeous eyes, 1-800-i-ship-it insurance got you covered. Thank you for your membership. (´｡• ω •｡`) ♡

I hope you got some much needed eye candy today (*´▽`*)

#tower of god #khun #khun aguero agnes #khun aguero agnis #kami no tou #i edited out the bubbles #:D #also khun frickin saying its not a big deal god #that madlad #hope u enjoy #feel free to add on #i took all these screenshots when re reading for that anon ask about eduan lmao #yup that was a long time ago #shows u how much of a procrastinator i am haha #pretty boi khun #handretty khun #yes im using handretty deal with it :P

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rosyandraw · 3 years ago

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If I could beg ask you for a prompt... I would love to read something where Damen and Laurent meet for the first time. I love your writing style and the way you created the diferents Damens and Laurents for every AU 💕 and I think it would be so good!!! to read you writing them not knowing each other beforehand. Haha I know this is not kinky but maybe it works with any other idea you got? If not that's okay, I still can't wait to read more of nmfy and all of your others futures fics. ( By the way I loveee your Damen dom vibes from nmfy.. He's chef kiss 😚👌)

Thank u

Omg thank you so much you're way too kind but I appreciate you so so much 💕💕

I love this prompt, it doesn't have to be kinky I can do not-R rated I promise... 👀

This has been going round and round in my head since I first saw your ask and I'm busy at work and thought now was the perfect time to write this because I am very good at procrastinating!

So! might be a bit rough because work but here we are anyway hope it fits for you

Lamen Meet-Cute/Meet-Ugly:

The street was crowded, packed, mid-afternoon on a Saturday in the tourist district of the Capital. Usually, Damen avoided the place as much as possible but the tram wasn’t operating as far as he needed it to because of an obstruction on the track. He was supposed to be meeting Nikandros at the restaurant for lunch and Nikandros hated when he was late.

So now Damen was trying to navigate through the over-crowded street that was packed with tourists, teenagers, street performers and people walking so slow they might be in danger of freezing.

Damen’s patience was non-existent at the best of times. People were just exhausting. And ridiculous. And so fucking stupid. And children? Even worse. Little four-foot bastards with no filter and too many opinions.

He was deep in his admittedly grumpy thoughts, peering up over the heads of the crowd and trying to estimate how long it was going to take to reach the end of the street when a body collided with him, tripping into him and gasping out a curse.

Damen’s hands shot out on instinct, turning a glare on the person who’d been trying to dash past in the opposite direction; who’d shoved the man into him.

“Are you alright?” he asked, steadying the man who’d stumbled.

“I’m sorry, are you okay? I’m so-“ the stranger began

Damen steadied him, hands dropping from him as the stranger looked up. Damen found himself peering into two startling pools of winter blue on the most exquisite face he’d ever seen in real life.

The man’s words faded, dying on his tongue as his eyes flickered, tracing Damen’s features in a way that made him want to swallow.

“Erm-“ the stranger shook his head, a small laugh slipping past his lips that sounded almost self-deprecating “I was talking, wasn’t I?” he asked, cheeks tinting pink just a little.

It could have been the bracing breeze rolling off the river but Damen didn’t think so. It was endearing as hell and his anger was gone almost as easily as it had bloomed.

“Yes, you were,” he grinned

The man blinked, smile widening as he ducked his head down. Damen watched him shifting awkwardly from foot to foot as though he didn’t quite know what to do with himself and let his eyes drink him in from head to toe; ice blonde hair, leather jacket, quirky mismatched earrings, black nails.

Someone bumped into him from behind, a family tutting as they moved past and Damen took hold of his assailant’s elbow without thinking, manoeuvring them both to the side so they could look out over the river and avoid getting trampled.

“Are you okay?” Damen asked

“If I’m dazed I don’t think it has anything to do with nearly falling,”

Christ. Where the fuck did he come from? It was like someone had dipped a hand into Damen’s brain and thrown all of his favourite things into one walking fucking wet dream.

“That makes two of us,” he said “I’m Damen,”

“Laurent,” he said “and you have no idea how spectacularly bad this timing is,”

Damen tried not to let his disappointment show as he canted his head in question.

“Is it?”

“I have to go, and that’s very annoying because you’re ridiculously attractive and I think this is a karmic joke,”

“How so?” Damen asked

“Just- trust me, you don’t want to know,”

“Well can I have your number?”

Laurent made a face, tipping his head up to the sky “if there is a god he fucking hates me,” he groaned and Damen really had no idea what to make of it.

Damen snorted “are you seeing someone?”

“No, I’d have given you my number even if I was, which,” he flapped a hand “that’s the least terrible thing about me, by the way, trust me, this isn’t- I really have to go,”

“Wait-“

“Maybe I’ll bump into you again, when the timing’s better,”

“I hope so,”

“You say that now,” Laurent grinned as he started to walk away.

Damen watched him, eyes scanning down him, slightly confused, a little bit annoyed and mostly just a little bit dazed. Or a lot.

Laurent only got four paces away from him before he was turning back, coming toward him with an intent that, should he have been thinking clearly, might have made him recognise what was happening before it did.

Laurent slammed into him, one hand hooking at the back of his neck to yank Damen down as he rose up to his tip toes, kissing him soundly.

Damen’s hands fell to his waist instantly, tugging him closer, opening his mouth to the flick of Laurent’s tongue without hesitation.

It was madness. He wasn’t a teenager. This wasn’t a club. He was nearly thirty and it was 2pm on a random Saturday and he was kissing a stranger like they were stumbling blindly toward Damen’s bedroom and not standing still in the middle of a crowded street.

When Laurent pulled back he kept his eyes closed for a long beat, fingers still clenched in Damen’s hair and Damen just watched him, heart pounding, tongue chasing the taste of him in his own mouth.

Laurent peeled his eyes open and stared up at him, eyes roving over him.

“God, so good, so unfair,” Laurent said before giving Damen a little shove back.

Laurent turned, walking away without a backward glance, leaving Damen blinking in his wake half convinced that whole thing had been a dream.

When he made it to the restaurant, twenty minutes late, Damen left out the part about the random blonde lest he earn himself a lecture from Nikandros. It wasn’t until he came to pay that he realised his wallet was missing and he knew. Instantly he knew what had happened. Laurent.

Fucks sake.

Well, that was clearly one way to distract people so you could steal from them. He had the perfect face for it and he was certainly a good actor. Or maybe Damen was just a fool. Laurent probably wasn’t even his real name.

Yeah, definitely a fool.

He was suddenly very fucking glad he hadn’t told Nikandros about Laurent. He would never let him forget it. Damen wasn’t likely to forget it either, though he had a horrible feeling it was for all the wrong reasons.

If he did bump into Laurent again Damen had no idea if he’d want to kill him or kiss him.

#Captive prince #writing prompts #my writing #meet-cute/meet-ugly #Damen/Laurent #lamen #Damen x Laurent #Damen of Akielos #Laurent of vere #glad you like nmfy Damen too #he's my babe #also if anyone is familiar with london i bet you know exactly where this location is #or based on rather

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batarangsoundsdumb · 4 years ago

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yet another ask dump yeehaw!

do you ever think that jay's mother was one of those bitch who believes in horoscope and tarots and things like that and so he believes in these things too, or it is just me projecting?

sheila haywood took one look at jason's birthchart said 'nah this won't do' and left.

Wait, but what happens when the justice league does find out that Bruce and John fucked? Lmao it sounds like it would be hilarious, really, I don’t want a justice league that doesn’t make fun of Bruce for like his entire life.

barry runs out of the meeting immediately and comes back with an entire sti testing kit. diana fully seriously wants bruce to get tested while bruce is sitting there like 'come on guys, you're being ridiculous, i already checked twice'

john is standing in the corner clearly offended while bruce is just like 'don't even say anything, constantine, you fucked a shark'

tim was like "i'm drake now" and everyone was like ahh so your fursona is a dragon and tim was like pffffft no. ducks.

on the one hand, good for him, on the other hand, bro, how do you still have a secret identity when your superhero name is just your last name,,,,

Your fic on ao3 was GOLD PLEASE CONTINUE I loved Dinah's cameo btw ( @purple-vixen

thanks so much! i already continued but this ask is like 10 years old because i'm a notorious procrastinator (also yes! i love dinah so much aahhhhhhhhhhhh)

I've FINALLY been watching the Batman animated series and I gotta say, after watching "the gray ghost" I am CONVINCED that Batman is a closeted super hero geek who was 100% freaking out the first time he met Superman and is just REALLY good at hiding it.

bruce internally: holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit bruce externally: get out of my city, alien

AHHH ur multimedia fic is the only thing that brings me happiness anymore continue it forever pls

uhh thanks, but can't continue it forever because my attention span is that of a toddler on crack on a good day and i can't function without at least 10 things going on at the same time and music in the background

Oi, so I'm getting into dc and watching batman the animated series, and they use fruitcake a lot. Which I thought was very funny and wanted to share w you - Denilla

wait like fruitcake (food) or fruitcake (derogatory) ?

young justice 🤝 teen titans slut shaming batman

tim drake and dick grayson to their respective teams 'you guys stop it, that's my dad'

Happyhoganon: If an eighty year old Batman had fought crime in Gotham City for decades and the only threats to him and the city lately are a wheel chair bounded Penguin, your usual purse snatchers and a few con artists popping up every now and then, how well could the Dark Knight do in maintaining the peace in Gotham despite him being just somewhat fit to do that as an elderly man (which says A LOT given how old he is)

uhh he'll probably do what my grandpa does and that is ruthlessly prank them until they die of shame.

in the death in the family interactive movie there's an ending where Jason is tasked with raising Damian and he decides he's gonna raise Damian to take down the waynes and al ghuls which uh maybe isn't great BUT the idea of Jason raising Damian... PRICELESS. CHAOTIC. I just need more people to know about this :)

yes i saw that wow holy shit but jason would accidentally drop damian on his head one (1) hour in and jason just yeets him into the lazarus pit.

Headcanon: The Penguin has a really hard time fighting any of the Robins because of his avian obsession means there's always a small part of his mind that's like "Birb. Child. Protect" ( @subspacecadet )

as soon as dick becomes nightwing the penguin is like 'you know what, fuck this dude' and shoots at him.

Y'all talking about King Shark dating Constantine, let's not forget about John literally hooking up with Satan

listen there's a clear difference between monsterfucker and satanfucker in that king shark is literally a shark and satan still looks like a normal dude

Does everyone in Gotham think Batman is a teen dad?

everyone in gotham thinks batman has been around since gotham was founded, but they do think that bruce wayne is actually a teen father and dick grayson's biological dad.

why. why would you do that fancast when you know it will only hurt people

what? i loved my fancast it was really well done. i did it with good representation in mind and i really managed that with alfred pennyworth being ✨italian✨

Seeing james charles a jason gave me psychic damage how dare you i need to wash my eyes

well that's a you problem isn't it?

do you think dick grayson thirst tweets about nightwing just to annoy his family/cause problems on purpose in general?

he thinks nightwing is hot, next question.

holy jiminy cricket batman, its as cold as the good lords ass crack in here!!

i- what? this is why i don't fuck with english expressions it's way too goddamn weird

Brooooooo, your teen dad!Bruce au is soooo good. I've got brainrot.

Honestly if you ever write anymore, I'd read that shit twice. Sign me the fuck up. Good stuff, Good Stuff.

uh yeah i'm thinking about writing a fic, but i have exams coming up and i don't wanna fail because that would suck. but after i'll certainly be writing more tho

your teen dad AU is so great! bruce acting like a big brother for all of like a week before he's telling everyone about his son. what if in the AU dick meets the JL because they need to rescue him? maybe he's in trouble/kidnapped at a gala and bruce starts calling for JL. clark finds him and has to fly with dick to bring him home - that's how dick and clark meet and superman becomes dick's fave hero. he goes around the manor thinking he can fly with a red blanket draped around him like a cape.

actually- if you want a young dad! bruce fic with like that kinda stuff(just with damian) go check uhh- in for a penny by cdelphiki. it's really good and bruce is like 24/25-ish. (and dick's there!!!)

This account has solely convinced me that Tim is a trash goblin ( @hamilcat-and-magic-turtle )

because he is. that boy has slept in dumpsters on multiple occasions even if he is the son of a billionaire.

Okay but when you said victory dance I did think of the whole justice league defeating the big bad and then they all start flossing

well that's exactly what hal jordan does and that's why batman uses a gun now. no but the victory dance in my opinion is like the 'we're all in this together' dance from high school musical.

The horrors in Invincible s1 was nothing compared to the comics, I cant wait for s2

oh well okay, i mean i personally react to horror and violence by laughing awkwardly so i can't wait to be called a monster for accidentally laughing at a mass murder.

I'm currently watching Batman: The Brave and The Bold and- Bruce is just talking about Oliver like he's an old love (@nightwings-kid)

okay im going to watch that lmao that's totally and completely in character for him tho.

The invincible comic is like super gratuitous with its violence so much so I'm shocked the show was able to adapt it in a faithful way! Anyway had the show been live action it absolutely wouldn't have the same impact as it does as an animated show and I'm so glad so many people agree with me on that

also because a live action casting would've been like uhh amanda stenberg for amber, the dude- the guy from the supernatural but with a mustache for omni-man, and scarlet johanssen for debbie grayson

Debbie grayson is a milf, yes. You're welcome for the invincible propoganda, now you can questions your life. Bruce def seems like the perfect father next to Omni-man. Like they really took a rip off justice league and I was like well, now I'm attached even tho I was like hah I know who they're supposed to be. And then bam- death gore death gore gore gore sad Mark grayson just had to have daddy issues. Why does every character have daddy issues. I'm sick of the attacks

because daddy issues make a person arguably funnier, that's why i'm not even remotely funny (haha good dad flex). i liked that it was dark contextually, but not in the colouring, bc i hate when it's like 'uh yeah graphic murder and now a shot so dark you have to sit in a dark room and squint at the screen to faintly see the characters. (like dcau ugh)

About the Wayne insurance, for a moment I thought you would put the video with moans over the waves.

i mean- i could've done that, but rick rolling seemed more family friendly.

Its the first time in forever that im surpise rickrolled, i usually expect it. Congratulations (i really should know better this is tumblr)

i get rickrolled so often but i actually like the song so i dont really give a fuck

Actually, my information about Damian and John's kids is outdated because it was revealed that the old men telling the kids stories about the Supersons were actually Jon and Damian the whole time. I was blinded by my thirst for Grandpa!Bruce Wayne but I was wrong... I liked my version better, tbh (@artemisa97)

fair enough. but i'd honestly like to see damian and jon getting together, just because it's a really fun dynamic and their friendship was really cute when they were kids. (also idk maybe it would be nice to have one (1) main batfam/superfam character that's not cishet)

How am i JUST finding your blog skdskfkd you're so fucking funny and ur takes are hot

i thought u were calling me hot :( but youre not :( crime detected (but lmao thanks)

So I have depression and I swear that your memes are one of the few things that have made me laugh so thank you 💛🥺 (@katekanebadass)

aw you're welcome, and i hope you're doing okay!

The metropolis memes are so funny, I love them 💀😌

i think metropolis is also so fucking funny it deserves more attention imagine having your entire police force being upstaged by an alien from kansas and his kids

as an american i feel your complete lack of knowledge of us geography is just so sexy (platonic) ❤️

thanks so much (i also don't know any other geography, i'm not kidding, like you can tell me you're from hungary and it will just blank, there will be nothing that comes to mind)

In the DC universe they don't say "Can't have shit in Detroit" they say "Can't have shit in Gotham"

this just reminds me of that guy whose porch got stolen like the steps to his door, and i'm thinking of people living in gotham and waking up without a front door and going "can't have shit in gotham"

honestly all i know about chicago is the bean, so. what would gotham's famous sculpture be?

gigantic gargoyle statue in front of one of the police precincts because a villain thought it was a smart way to keep the police inside, but it's too heavy to move.

why tf do people go on about how batman "works alone" or how he's the "lone wolf" when he like 38290202 members in his family

bc people think it's cool that a grown man in his 30s has no friends or family instead of calling it what it is (sad)

Bruce is gotham's sugar daddy

why would say something so controversial yet so brave.

my favorite batfamily fanfictions are the ones where they use their shitty codenames, unironically, in any context

dick: gerard way are you in position, gerard way are you in position

tim: for the last fucking time, my codename is 'totally not count olaf' this week, abbafan 3000

dick: shut up my codename isn't 'abbafan 3000'

dick: it's 'abbafan number 1' and you know it

I have a feeling Tim drake is ur favourite batfamily member but okay u don't have favs if u say so ok

i mean he is, i won't deny it. but i love each and every one of the batfam just the same, i just have a weak spot for short dumbass nerds, because i'm a short dumbass nerd.

Omg i fuckin love boy meets world too fam shsjkfk

bro boy meets world was the shit!!! it was just fire and awesome and so fucking great like bro. it was so good im not even going to be accepting criticism

you know I find the whole "joker completes batman" thing a bit disgusting considering the horrendous stuff the batfamily went through because of the joker and let's not get started on the "joker has a point" thing like yeah he's this cool complex villain but he's absolutely batshit crazy

like yes! i get what you mean the joker just fucking sucks man he doesn't do shit for batman's character or the batfam he's literally just annoying as fuck. like the joker has a point' shit is so stupid. i will accept 'magneto was right' because he fucking was and i think he didn't do anything wrong, but joker? he's just like that. he's not even cool and complex he's just a weirdo with a bleach kink at this point.

ALSO YOUR RACISM POST- SO TRUE BESTIE

thanks bestie, i'm glad you agree.

in today's essay of why I think cass should become batman- I was thinking Tim would probably be the most efficient batman in many ways but I also think he wouldn't want to be batman tbh none of the batfamily members would want to be batman because they're trying to outgrow him but cass is the one who wants to represent the symbol that is batman

absofuckinglutely i will say it again and again that cass represents the batsymbol more than anyone in the batfam, in batgirl (2000) she literally didn't care about anything else than bruce's oath to not kill, she thought the batsymbol was more important than anything in gotham. she's just an excellent character because her motivation to not kill is not 'i'm scared i can't come back from it' or 'well my dad says no murder so i'll go along with it' but that she's killed somebody as a young child and she never wants to kill a human ever again and that's so fucking beautiful for a new batman like yes.

need more cass, duke and tim inclusion in gothamite memes

yes yes, a tall order of cass, duke and tim coming up in 1-14 business days

oldest to youngest batfam members cus I'm confused as shit

okay order of being taken in: dick, jason, tim, cass, damian, duke order of age: alfred, bruce, dick, cass, jason, tim, duke, damian (though cass and jason are around the same age general consensus is that cass is a little older)

I'm so confused Steph is a redhead?? like how was it that hard to get this right? the source material is literally right there and free

cw is jared, 19

do you receive anon hate? if so, how do you deal with it

uh no, i'm not remotely popular enough to get anon hate and i also don't say a lot of things that would attract anon hate, but i do send anon hate to @the-real-peter-parker because he forgot about the specialists from winx club

Wait how many languages do you speak??

uhh- 5 if you include latin, but that's a dead language and i'm really bad at it. but english, my native language, german, and french also, tho german and french not fluently.

You can mix aguaepanela with aguardiente 😈 and is tasty

okay but now i'm curious if the liquor deserves the 😈 emoji or if that's a you problem. but i googled it and it looks like something you'd take one sip of and then not remember the rest of your evening.

#i love all of you guys so much thanks for all these asks #some of these are literally from march but fuck it #the day tumblr puts dates next to anon messages is the day i close my inbox crawl into a hole and die #it's such a basic task to answer asks but i don't want to bother anyone with asks clogging up their timeline #and if i don't have a funny or good answer i'm like 'uhh okay won't answer it now then'#so this is for you #also i deleted a few asks because it gives me mental pain to see my inbox go over 50 and it's almost at 100 #i was complaining about having too many asks to the-real-peter-parker like months ago and then i had 45 asks in my inbox #now it's amassed to going over 100 twice #but no i love all of you and you're great and you're all fantastic and i lvoe you #muchos kiss kiss #kiss kiss for my kiddies lvoe you #invincible spoilers #dc #dcu #dc comics #ask #anon #bataranswers #i really wanna try aguapanela now i'm gonna see if i can find panela somewhere and review it for you babes #uh yeah that's it #muchos gracias for all your questions babes

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thebeautyoffanfics · 3 years ago

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ah thank u!! i was wondering if you could write a amane yugi found family fic with a gn!reader if that makes sense :]

(platonic) amane yugi and gn!reader

a/n: of course!! I think it makes sense, so I do hope I do this right! It wasn’t really specified, so I just sorta,,, started writing, and kept found family in mind? So I really hope it’s alright- Thank you so much for requesting, I’m genuinely so sorry for the time this took, and I hope you enjoy!! :D

(YOOOO GUESS WHO HAS A COMPUTER AGAIN!!! I'm unstoppable, babyyyyy, and am determined to get the requests done as quickly as I can-!!)

warnings: none?

word count: 872 (the angsty bonus bit is 270)

Amane understood what it was like to be a bit… indifferent to your family? He couldn’t be sure whether your relationship with yours was any similar to his, unless you told him first, but he did know one thing. For the most part, you were more like his family than his blood family.

He loved his family, sure. He had a decent relationship with his family at one point. Unfortunately, that point felt like it was forever ago. It mainly started when his brother went missing, he thought, but… upon the return, Amane really began to wonder if his brother being gone was better. It was cruel, yes, but whatever creature was posing as his brother was more so. Between his distressed parents, and that strange look in “Tsukasa”’s eyes, Amane was certain he was beginning to much prefer you. No, it wasn’t beginning… from the moment the two of you became friends, he was able to find comfort in you. Amane could only hope he provided you a similar sense of comfort, but- judging based on how you came to him just as often as he did to you- he liked that he could assume so.

You smoothed your shirt down, glancing over at Amane. “You should have told me you were coming,” You muttered, walking over to him, and laying down. Your parents were away, and both you and Amane knew they’d be gone for a while. That’s one reason you were so comforted by him… even if your parents weren’t, Amane was always around.

“Should I have? It’s not like I usually do,” He responded lightheartedly, not taking his eyes off of the stars. So, you did the same. Your eyes traveled upwards, as you took a moment to admire the sky. Amane had told you many times to just look up- every night, if you take a moment to think about the stars, your worries feel a lot smaller. You feel a lot smaller.

“Hey, what’s that one?” You questioned after a moment, tossing your hand up and pointing at some random star. You were doing it on purpose- wanting some sort of reaction out of him. His knowledge on the stars seemed endless- it amazed you. Capturing your attention, as it would most younger siblings. Sitting and listening to someone who was like your older brother, letting him ramble as he pleased. Maybe it was boring at times, but Amane let you ramble about whatever you wanted, so you could do the same for him.

Moments passed, as Amane spilled every little fact he knew. Perhaps he didn’t know as much as a professional, but he still knew so much more than you did… It was cool. How did he know that much about a little burning ball in space? There were billions. For a split second, you wondered if anyone would care to know as much about you as Amane did the stars- but the thought was crushed by Amane adding something a bit off topic.

“Anyway… maybe we should go inside? Mom got dinner, so I brought you some. I wasn’t sure what you had in the house, and cooking’s a pain.”

That’s right… Amane cared.

“Ohhh, alrighty! Thanks, haha- honestly, I was probably gonna procrastinate cooking until the last minute, so I appreciate it.”

The two of you made your ways off of the roof, and inside your house. As if it was his home- and, by this point, it very well could have been- Amane walked into the kitchen, unpacking two little boxes. Put them both in the microwave, setting a time, then glancing over at you.

“You didn’t eat at home?” You questioned, not wanting him to feel pressured to explain, but wanting him to feel welcomed to share.

“Meh, at this point, I can’t tell whether or not mom really cares. She’s on-board with me visiting you so you don’t get lonely, and making sure you eat, and whatnot. Aside from that, I… I dunno, the house feels more weird than welcoming. You’re family enough, ehehe.”

“Hm, the only weird thing now is that laugh,” You joked, opening the microwave a second before it beeped. “Sorry though. I really do hope things get better. I’m sure they will!”

“Don’t worry, don’t worry. You don’t need to apologize,” Amane ruffled your hair lightly, causing you to swat at his hand in annoyance, “Thanks though. Whatever has to happen is going to happen, I guess…? And what needs to happen now is dinner.”

You laughed at that comment, taking the box he offered you, and taking a seat at the coffee table in your living room.

Amane tossed you the remote, then sat next to you, letting you turn on a show the both of you found interesting. The only sound coming from either of you was the sound of eating, as the TV’s noise filled the room. Yes, these nights were your favorite. They were both of your favorites. When the two of you didn’t have a real family, you had each other… These simple things really were what made a family. Dinner and TV, a comfortable silence between the two of you, and both of you perfectly content with that.

BONUS LITTLE,, ANGSTY BIT. Anon didn’t request this, so don’t feel obligated to read it- I just felt like angst <3 feel free to consider this just… an alternate end. Amane doesn’t have to die in the main bit <3

WARNINGS: mention of death + suicide, vomit, pain-

“Amane… is dead?” You muttered, staring at the flowers sitting on his desk. The same flowers rested on his brothers’. Tsukasa had caused Amane distress… right now, you couldn’t help but focus on the death of your best friend.

“Did you not hear? Apparently, he killed Tsukasa, then,” Your classmate motioned crudely, dragging a finger across their neck to indicate his death, “offed himself.”

You were going to be sick. You were. You were sick- clumps of your breakfast splashing against the floor beneath yourself. This wasn’t right. It wasn’t right.

Unable to control your actions, you ran out of the room, practically collapsing outside of the school. You wanted to run away. Yet, there was no escaping it.

“It’s a lie,” You muttered, tears spilling down your face. “They’re lying.”

Your heart ached worse than you thought it ever could. Amane couldn’t kill anyone- Amane couldn’t be dead. You sobbed, fists balled up as you let out all of the grief that was rapidly building up.

Students looked your way, several rushing to grab teachers. Before the day could even start, it was over. Going home sooner than you expected to like, with words you never wanted to hear ingrained in your mind.

Upon your return, some time later- giving you barely enough time to learn what you could (though you still couldn’t process it), you heard mutters. Little whispers- rumors floating around.

“Have you heard the rumor…? Apparently, there’s a ghost in the girls’ bathroom on the third floor. It says, she’ll grant your wish- for a price, that is.”

#anon #oneshot #tbhk #jshk #toilet bound hanako kun #found family #amane yugi #platonic x reader #tbhk x reader #jshk x reader #toilet bound hanako kun x reader #jibaku shounen hanako kun x reader #amane yugi x reader #gn!reader #x gn!reader #x reader

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kirishimas-manly-eyeliner · 4 years ago

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a matchup for the lovely and very sweet @altynxxi!

ᴏᴍɢ ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛɪᴇ 🥺🥺 ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴏᴜɴᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ꜱᴜᴄʜ ᴀ ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ?? ʏᴏᴜ ᴘᴀꜱꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠɪʙᴇ ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋ ᴏᴍɢ ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ꜱᴏ ᴀᴅᴏʀᴀʙʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴠɪʙᴇꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜱᴛʀᴀɪɢʜᴛ ᴜᴘ ᴀʜʜʜʜʜʜʜ- ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ꜱᴜᴄʜ ᴀ ꜰʀɪᴄᴋᴇɴ ꜱᴏꜰᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴅᴏʀᴀʙʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴏᴜꜱ ʙ��ʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ʜᴀɴᴅʟᴇ ɪᴛ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ-

I match this lovely soft cinnamon roll with...

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ Tenya Iida! ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙

⋆☂˚｡ As a really big Iida simp, please just hear me out here. I know he doesn’t seem like the boyfriend type, and he is a widdle underrated, Tenya is one of the sweetest out there! 🥺 You two would be such an amazing duo together, and you’d be able to always hang out together. Every day is a new adventure with him!!

⋆☂˚｡ The entire class can always find you two talking and elaborating on your passions and the things you love, and boy, mr. air chopper is there to listen! he loves it when you show up to class feeling just as energized as him, and the class has labeled you as power couple of the year. just you wait >:] <3

【 how you two met 】

☾ It was exam time.

☾ Oh no, it was exam time.

☾ You had absolutely no motivation (girl same though I feel you ;u;) to start your work, because you always knew that when you worked, you weren’t doing the passions you were striving for. You wanted to be a hero! So what were you doing, stuck working on the history of Japan and 500000 more math problems? What was the point if it didn’t make sense?

☾ It was around midnight at the dorms, and you were studying for your exams tomorrow. Iida was on a volunteered patrol, and was making sure everyone was fast asleep-- but you could only imagine how surprised he was when he saw you, your door a teenie bit open, and you sprawled across your desk with BTS playing in the background.

☾ “y/n! what are you doing awake? you must be sleeping by now, it’s nearly past midnight!”

☾ Immediately, you started putting things into your backpack, apologizing. “Sorry, sorry. You can go now! Sorry about that, I didn’t mean to bother you. It’s okay now-”

☾ “y/n, are you studying for the final tomorrow?” he was doing that (ADORABLE KUDHWLIUDLhliuhIUWHDLIU) hand-choppy thingy and chopping the air.

☾ “uh, yes. I am, sorry if I was bothering you!” You said, trying to brush it off. Iida looked at you and said, “but the exam is tomorrow. what will you do if you don’t study for it? do you need help? you know what, i will help you. what problem are you on?”

☾ You two studied late into the night, cracking a few jokes as you two studied in the kitchen, making tea as Iida instructed you on how to do everything.

☾ Fun fact, you aced the test! d;

【 relationship headcanons 】

Ahhh sorry that was so long!! you put in so much in your ask (WHICH IS AMAZINGGGG), so I had a lot more to add ^^ thank you so much, don’t apologize for adding more ^U^. anyway, here are some relationship headcanons for you perfect bean and the ray of sunshine:

please cuddle this man. he can and will be the little spoon, even though he never really says it out loud. i think the impression of iida that most people have is that he’s bossy, straightforward, kind of bland in terms of personality-- but i suggest otherwise! when his brother was hurt, who came and left the school festival to see if he was okay? iida. when iida was hurt, trying to seek revenge on stain, even when he was bleeding, he still apologized for “dragging you into this mess” to todoroki and deku. he also supported uraraka in her dreams of working for money, and said that it was completely reasonable to want to be a hero for her own livelihood. he even has a sense of humor, and contagious bursts of energy! okay now that i’m done ranting about him, let’s actually start XD this man!! he loves you so so much. he was never really good with feelings from the start, and he always struggles without trying to do his best no matter what he might encounter. and since iida would totally be the mom friend, i like to think that you two would be the unofficial official mom and dad of the group! iida personally really likes that you feel comfortable enough around him to be chaotic, loud, and he loves to hear you talk about your passions. he’ll do anything to see you smile, hear your laugh, or to see the way your eyes sparkle when you’re happy 🥺🥺🥺🥺 he always tries to get you to talk about your passions, subtly hinting. if you ever show a passion for anything new, trust me, this man will write it down. he’ll have this adorable notebook, and he’ll be writing it down, and trust me: the next day, expect him to know all about it. what? did you say you liked a certain k-drama? yep, he’s there! he also doesn’t mind that you can get anxious either, and if you are, expect hugs. he’ll be a blushing mess, but he’s willing to swallow his pride and give the softest, most sweetest hugs in the world. and if your self-esteem is down? this man WILL literally do anything in his will to bring it back up. he’ll hold you and tell you that it’s going to be okay, and hands you literally 10000 glasses of water to stay hydrated. expect him to also cook whatever food he can for you! and girl, you are so much like me. procrastination is a big problem, but iida will literally help you so so much. he’ll get you to focus like magic, and he promises a kith every time he sees you finish a homework assignment. he’ll shower you with love, and he always finds ways to pump you up! and if you ever have any problems, he’ll always address it right away instead of dragging it out. he’s lawful, so if he does something wrong, he’ll admit to it, and he’ll express how bad he feels about it. he loves you so so much and will never stop!!

(lol i worked on this for 40 whole minutes pls give this some love-)

Haha but I hope you enjoyed your matchup!! you seem like such an amazing and soft person, take care!

Thank you so much for requesting, bby! My requests will be open for a long time, send ‘em in! Stay safe ^U^ <3 <hugs!>

#kme: altynxxi #iida #iida x reader #tenya iida #bnhamatchup #bnha match up #bnha matchup #mhamatchup #mha matchup #mha match up #tenya x reader #iida headcanons #bnha headcanons #tenya iida x reader

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cafe-de-lune · 3 years ago

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Hiii could I please get a haikyuu matchup? Preferably with a male pls. My pronouns are she/her. I am 5’4, an ambivert and a Latina. My enneagram is type 4. I have pale skin, mid-length brown wavy hair with bangs, and hazel eyes. I am described as someone who comes off as cold or aloof when I’m around people I don’t know. After getting to know me, I am the complete opposite. I’m just a bit shy at first lol. My friends have told me that I give good advice but like to joke about my stubbornness. I like to make people laugh and try to make the best of any situation. However I have a hard time expressing my emotions. I’m also described as easy going and fun to be around. I also really love animals.

I am a hip hop dancer and love to perform. Dance to me is very freeing and I'm usually dancing anywhere anytime haha. I choreograph a lot as well. I also enjoy reading could vary from manga to non-fiction. I love music especially hip hop, rap, & reggaeton. I also love to write music/poetry. I never show anybody though since I’m really shy about it. I'd love to one day tho! I can be playful and love to tease my friends. I also really like to eat and travel. I am a bit of a homebody but I enjoy hiking because of the exercise. I really enjoy having deep conversations. I can’t stand people who bully others and people who are fake. I like to be honest and helpful in any way I can. My style is usually anything comfy/casual and I don’t really like wearing skirts or dresses. I speak English and Spanish (learning Japanese & Portuguese). I would love to learn ASL and Hawaiian one day as well. I enjoy watching crime investigations, probably one of my favorite things to watch.

I don’t really any fears, just not being able to accomplish my goals/dreams. I tend to daydream a lot and I’m also a big procrastinator 😭. I'm usually overthinking a lot which tires me a bit. Alone time for me is definitely important. I would say my love languages are words of affirmation and physical touch. I usually prefer introverts and someone I can eventually open up to and is patient since I’ve never had that growing up. I’m usually really cold towards the person I like lol. I tend to be a bit jealous/possessive, not in an unhealthy way though. Thank you so much 💖💗💕

꒰ ☕️ ꒱ؘ Order: Cappuccino ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ

I match you up with . . . . ♡

———๑•̀ᴗ•̀) ̫ ❏ akaashi keiji .ೃ࿐

. . ⇢ [ falling in love . ] ˎˊ˗ ꒰ ☕️ ꒱

Classic manager trope.

At first you two don’t really talk much considering you two are both slightly introverted. But you two do talk but it’s only ever about the team. (At the time he views you as an aloof person so he doesn’t really bother you much)

But then it all changes (when the fire nation attacked I’m sorry U can hit me) Akaashi would see you dance while ur doing ur duties and he’s just amazed at how well you dance. Ur smiling and being so free and yourself. He’s definitely gonna have a smile seeing you dance so happily. That’s when his view on you changes. He inadvertently stares at you before being interrupted by Bokuto’s owl cry

And then one day, Yukie is like “s/o you dance really well!!”

And then Konoha is like “yeah even the stone-faced Akaashi smiles.” And Akaashi would be like 😐 to Konoha

But then he would come up to you and be like ☺️ “you dance very well” and bokuto would be like 🧐🧐🧐 because he doesn’t know what’s going on (bokuto would dance with you. But his dance is… more wild, loud and chaotic)

And that is the ice breaker for Akaashi at least because he knows u have another side who isn’t cold and aloof like what he used to think. So he makes the effort to get to know you better (he hopes there comes a point where you can be urself like how u are with your friends)

But slowly and surely as you open up he sort of have butterflies in his stomach

the 3rd years would gossip like “Akaashi is smiling more these days” “please he only ever smiles when s/o is around” bokuto wouldn’t pick up the signs of Akaashi falling for you but when he does… oh boy

. . ⇢ [ confession . ] ˎˊ˗ ꒰ ☕️ ꒱

Akaashi would confess to you like on the rooftop or somewhere quiet in general. The telltale signs are him playing with his fingers and being more nervous than usual. But he would be blunt outright and say he likes you.

But I don’t think that would be how it turns out. You see, he has nosy senpais and one of them is not very good at hiding the fact that Akaashi likes you.

Pls bokuto here would make it SO obvious that Akaashi likes you. You probably would know Akaashi has some feelings for because of how loudmouth and obvious Bokuto is being.

And one day when someone is flirting with you or something bokuto is gonna be like “stophh, Akaashi likes her so she’s off limits!” IN FRONT OF U AND AKAASHI. And Akaashi just facepalms and becomes flustered because now it’s being said aloud

Yeah. Akaashi would just silently lead you somewhere quiet after that and just say he likes you himself. Poor Akaashi

When you say yes, he’s so overjoyed. He feels a ton of bricks being lifted from his shoulders. And you two would walk hand-in-hand NXBSHBSBS

I guess bokuto is kinda your Cupid in owl’s skin

. . ⇢ [ dating . ] ˎˊ˗ ꒰ ☕️ ꒱

the more I think and ponder about this matchup, the more I think how perfect you two are. Like the dynamics are just so 💕💕💕💕

I think it’s a given that akaashi is a very patient person considering he is the setter for bokuto. And you say you want someone patient who will wait until you open up to him. And I think that’s perfect. He has the time and patience to get you to slowly warm up to him and he surely has that ability too.

This of course would make your relationship progress slowly. He doesn’t want to rush you and he wants you to open up at your own pace. This probably comes in forms of not asking, but waiting for you to come up to him. But at the same time, he would support you behind the scenes and do little things to show that he cares and is paying attention to you

This would come in forms of getting you little trinkets or items that remind him of you, cooking your favourite food, or silently putting on a crime show on. Basically anything to make you happy ❤️

Another thing about Akaashi is that he is calm and analytical. This means, whenever you are overwhelmed or overthinking or even having trouble expressing your own emotion, Akaashi could probably get a good grasp on what’s going on without you verbally saying. And he will do his best to help you solve whatever is going on

You are overwhelmed or overthinking? He will either A: pull you aside and get you to not think about it (to prevent brain overdrive). Or B: walk you through your dilemma and your thought process step-by-step and stopping you whenever you are overthinking. Then he would find out ways to help you through the dilemma.

Both scenarios ends in hugs and kisses, words of affirmation and other affection 💕 and he will tell you “you did well. Good job!”

But on the other hand, there are times where Akaashi himself overthinks (spoiler: ahemseasonfourahem) and this is where you can give him some advice. It’s a really symbiotic relationship where you two support each other wholeheartedly

Time for my fav. Fluff.

I just want to say you hit the Jack-pot. This boy is so sweet istg.

He is a total gentleman. He holds and opens the doors, gives you his jacket, and when you two are under a umbrella, he makes sure that you are completely covered. He doesn’t care if one of his shoulders gets wet.

I can imagine him taking you to like a cat cafe or dog cafe or a chinchilla cafe. You like animals and he likes his coffee and what better way for a cute date. When you interact with the animals he would just have the brightest smile on his face and you bet he would take photos.

And when he misses you or is down he would just pull the photos on his phone and look at you because you make him so happy omg I’m crying

And if you tease him during the beginning of the relationship, he will probably blush a little and look away all embarrassed god forbid bokuto or his senpais being there. They would be like “akaashi flustered????? What????? s/o you have incredible power!!!!”

But he learns. Once in a while he will cheekily reply with something witty and just completely flipping the situation where it’s you who feels all warm and fuzzy

And and and and he’s absolutely amazed and charmed that you can speak and are learning so many languages. (He would probably ask you if he can learn with you.)

He loves seeing you dance. When you perform somewhere, he will be there to cheer you on and film you (if you want to be filmed). It’s the same with the photos. Seeing you happily dance so freely cheers him up. I bet there was one time where he was watching you dance and smiling on his phone in the practice room or somewhere and Bokuto’s just like “aGAASHIII SMILING?!?!!” And the owl boy would peek and he would quickly put his phone away. LMAO

Handholding, hugs (after practice he would want recharge hugs), small kisses to your forehead and cheeks, and gentle kisses on your lips 💖💖💖 tho I don’t think he would kiss you much in public. At most he would pull you to a less populated area and kiss you. He isn’t afraid to hold your hand or kiss you in public tho.

And dw, because he is honest and blunt so he shuts down girls wanting to flirt with him real fast. (He probably just says “I have a girlfriend” and walk off real fast. If you are with him he would pull you to him and be more affectionate. And after that he would reassure you that ur the only one.)

Poetry. Akaashi would be curious, but he doesn’t want to overstep his boundaries by looking at then when you don’t want people to see them. What does this guy do. He writes his own poetry and gives them to you. And you two talk about it and it can turn into a deep and philosophical convo. (He is wishing for the day in which you show your poetry to him and when you do, he would smile brightly but on the inside, he is so happy and overjoyed b/c ur comfortable enough to show him.)

. . ⇢ [ couple pics . ] ˎˊ˗ ꒰ ☕️ ꒱

. . ⇢ [ other compatibles . ] ˎˊ˗ ꒰ ☕️ ꒱

.˚🌙 ༘┊͙ kita shinsuke ;

Though he may seem sort of cold due to his bluntness, everyone and their mothers know how much he treasures you because he is noticeably softer towards you than the team had ever seen. Spoiler!!! But you know how he gives Atsumu food and drinks when he caught a cold? Yeah stuff like that. Making sure you ate, or if you are cold he drapes his jacket over you, makes sure you walk on the inside of sidewalks and other gentlemanly stuff like Akaashi

When you meet his grandma be prepared to be treated like a daughter-in-law. She would be like “so ur shin-chan’s future wife? I’m looking forward to the wedding!!” And kita is just like “grandma we aren’t getting married yet.” And then granny kita would be like “yet??? Shin-Chan put a ring on her already!!” Kita just sighs (but afterwards she’s gonna show you baby kita photos lmao)

Hike dates!!! He would 1000% go on hikes with you. And I feel like he knows a lot about plants because he spends time with his grandma (who probably knows about plants) so along the way he would point out this plant and that

. . . . . ꒰ ♡ ꒱ ,, i really hope you like this matchup! I dunno if I went overboard with the length but please come again! ⌲˘͈ᵕ˘͈

#I struggled so much with this matchup #like I wanted to match you with akaashi at first because this just screams akaashi #but then I was like there’s kita #and kenma as well #and my brain went brrrr trying to see who is the best #you have no idea the joy I felt when I finished this matchup and decided to look at your blog #only to see you like akaashi #I was like Hail Mary cuz my instincts were correct 😭#haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu matchups #akaashi keiji #akaashi x reader #kita shinsuke #kita x reader #.˚☕️ ༘ cappuccino

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popatochisssp · 4 years ago

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I need memes for the new boys. Meme me, Poppy. Meme me.

As always, I am ashamed at how well-equipped I am to answer this question...

Meme Fluent: Ash (Undergloom Sans), Ell (Horrorswap Papyrus), Sunny (Gastertale Sans)

Can At Least Ask Where The Bathroom Is In Meme: Brick (Horrorfell Sans), Nemo (Horrorswapfell Papyrus), Aster (Gastertale Papyrus)

Meme-blivious: Yrus (Undergloom Papyrus), King (Horrorfell Papyrus), Merc (Horrorswap Sans), Pitch (Horrorswapfell Sans)

Ash (Undergloom Sans): Very savvy and up on all the most popular memes, scrolling through memes is an activity very low on the ‘activity’ part and great for when he’s feeling a little too tired to do anything else. He’s very into tiktoks, which help him keep up to date on the latest meme songs-- some of which he might try to learn to play on his own. In general, he’s also into memes with funny or weird-looking animals (frogs, possums, axolotls, etc), no specific kind of meme, the presence of a goofy-looking creature in it is usually good enough to get a smile or a chuckle out of him.

Yrus (Undergloom Papyrus): Not all that up to date on the meme scene, he’s usually busy with other things... but! He really loves relatable memes, especially ones about procrastination or not being able to focus on work or having to do chores, everyday mundane irritations that everybody can relate to! He also thinks reading comprehension errors are great harmless fun (i.e., “my bad i thought u said moths”), just silly misunderstandings that make for confusing interactions until someone realizes.

Brick (Horrorfell Sans): Doesn’t always remember every meme, but he gets the gist of most of them. His favorites are the MS Paint memes, usually the more poorly drawn, the better (but a fan of pretty much every catcrumb image he sees, those chaotic little cats are great). He can also be caught laughing himself to wheezing and banging on the table over completely bizarre and out of context interactions--for some reason, they just hit right on the funny bone and he has no defense against them. (The ‘Nyquil Detroit Become Liquid’ post nearly killed him, but he would’ve thanked it.)

King (Horrorfell Papyrus): Not too interested in memes. He’s peripherally aware of them but rarely knows the latest trends or cares to know them. He does have a slight fondness for evil memes--ones about being evil or having an evil lair or just have the word ‘evil’ as an adjective in front of something else seemingly incongruous--he finds them silly and they can usually win at least a smirk out of him when he happens to come across one. If you want a laugh, though, find him some of those screenshots of old newspapers from the 30s-50s, formally written humor that still holds up even now (like The Windsor Star, Ontario, November 1, 1958, The Cincinnati Enquirer, Ohio, February 21, 1947, or Barnard Bulletin, New York, December 20, 1935). Sensible chuckles abound from those!

Merc (Horrorswap Sans): Not too into memery, he’s definitely got a lot of other things going on and isn’t always online. Still, he is a fan of stuff like one-time-i-dreamt and other accounts of peoples’ dreams or thought processes. He thinks it’s interesting, the little peek into the wandering, strange, and sometimes funny subconscious, or how people think about love and tenderness and nostalgia and remind others to appreciate those things, too. It’s a very niche, wholesome sort of enjoyment for sure... but not to worry! If you’re looking for something more mainstream and ‘haha funny,’ he also got very into the whole ‘Surprise! It’s cake!’ meme trend that was going on for awhile and is still delighted to find a video where a realistic object is cut into and turns out to be cake. He’s definitely going to make one himself, maybe as a social media marketing thing for his home business...

Ell (Horrorswap Papyrus): Very meme savvy and tends toward some of the maybe darker types of humor--stress and anxiety memes, introvert memes, et cetera. Animated text is a big one he likes, with enough of a mix of pessimist and optimist memes that he doesn’t come away from checking it actually bummed out or feeling bad, a fine line to walk to be sure. He also likes coding and programming humor! He’s still kinda teaching himself, so he definitely doesn’t get them all, but it gives him a little sense of accomplishment and community when he does, which he really likes.

Pitch (Horrorswapfell Sans): Not interested in memes, and a lot of them are heavily based on visuals which, unfortunately, he’s going to miss the context. Still, he does get a hell of a kick out of brazen and blatant misinformation--the smooth sharks post, facts-i-just-made-up, and the like--and finds it hilarious when someone insists something that is obviously untrue, especially if a lot of people aren’t getting the joke and are trying fervently to convince them of their wrongness. He’s also a little bit evil, so whenever he learns a new piece of whatever slang is popular and in at the moment, he’s going to use it incorrectly, or use outdated slang to induce cringe in those around him. ‘Totes yeet yo’? Yes. ‘That is so pog, as the kids say’? Of course. ‘It’s lit, fam’? Definitely, who do you take him for? The cringier, the better, he revels in the discomfort of others when he throws one of those babies out.

Nemo (Horrorswapfell Papyrus): Definitely knows a little bit about memes, not always the latest trends but his base knowledge is pretty good, and of course has his favorites. He loves John Mulaney references and reaction images, they just Speak to him, y’know? Outside of that, he’s very fond of day-of-the-week memes, Tuesday Again?, Out of Touch Thursday, Fat Fuck Friday and so on. Aside from being a useful reminder of what the hell day of the week it is, he likes the consistency and recurrence of it, just a silly little moment to look forward to at some point like, “oh yeah, it’s el muchacho monday, nice!”

Sunny (Gastertale Sans): Pretty wise to the meme scene overall, loves the fun and creativity of it all. If you want him to absolutely lose his shit, though, show him a terrible picture of an animal--by which I mean, poorly photoshopped, blurred, in mid-panoramic, as long as the end result is an absurd or very screwed up image. Why are things like ‘buff half cat’ and ‘dog but very, very long’ his sense of humor? He has no idea, but the worse it looks, the harder he laughs. He has a bit of a fondness for ‘gotcha’s too, like a Rickroll but really anything where you go into it expecting one thing, and get trolled by receiving something else. (If Megalovania memes were a thing in his universe, he would be all over them, if that gives you an idea of the kind of gag he thinks is funny!)

Aster (Gastertale Papyrus): Aware of memes, but not all that invested in them. He likes corporate and office/business memes a lot-- the kind that roast bosses and unnecessary meetings, translate ‘polite’ corporate phrases, anything to do with emails--because they can be very relatable. He also likes seeing screencaps of people on Facebook or Twitter getting dragged for misinformation, or trying to act like a pompous jerk and getting shredded (for legitimate reasons of course, not just random unprovoked cyberbullying). He...may be involved in a bit of that sometimes himself: he may not be working in a scientific field, but he is half of a scientist, and just petty enough to spend a few hours of his free time looking up and reading through a few credible sources to cite in a strong and well-crafted rebuttal argument if someone is being especially, dangerously wrong about something. Not everyone has the time and resources to do it, so why shouldn’t he? 😇

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blackopiu-m · 4 years ago

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loverboy

pairing : college student!Park Jisung, college student!Reader

Genre : fluff

Warnings : none (?) ok maybe not proofread + english not my native language

yall be kind im noob writer

You fell asleep in the bus on your way to school

If it wasn’t for the cutie emo boy who noticed your university emblem in your backpack

You would’ve fucked up biggie

“Um…excuse me, this is the university stop” he said shyly smiling before getting off the bus

You had to submit your psychology assignment before class starts

Thanks to emo boy who saved your ass you had now time to run to the class and talk to your professor

Ms. Seo, your psychology professor, is someone you admire and she loves how you are passionate about the science she teaches

But err, you have been procrastinating on this assignment for a month now

“Look who finally decided it was time to be serious” she said while you were handing her the papers

“it’s just…a lot of things happened ma’am, I had troubles fixing my schedule at the library and it stressed me so much”

“Alright, I will check it later, go take a seat.”

You took a seat at the back of the class –just in case- you needed to get that sleep

Psychology was your only class for the day

So after the class ended you went to check up on the new assistant in the library

Now that you became a librarian with an income

Hehe money + books = all you could ask for=love

It was part of your job to help the first year students who are going to become librarians toonext year

My assistant is a drama student

She’s so tall; I think she’s 170cm tall?

She was pretty

And pretty famous

The amount of people I catch taking glances at her..whew

I mean she is SO cute

And I look like a potato when I’m standing close to her

My ass 162cm what did you expect

“y/n, hi!” she said all excited “you’re finally here, my first class professor was absent so I decided I could help Kun out here…Oh also, some documents that were supposed to be back yesterday aren’t here…” she said frowning at her notepad

“it’s not that big of a problem, don’t worry, did you tell Kun about it? By the way where is he?” I put my backpack at the receptionist desk, aka my and Kun’s desk then headed to the staff room

“KUN”

Oh here he is

“Kun bestie”

“what do you want” he said, not raising his head from the pile of books he was organizing

“someone forgot to bring back books, what do we do?”

He sounds pissed but trust me he’s not, he’s just busy

He’s a l w a y s busy

Okay not when I need him to help me

Mf such a softie I love him so much

We’ve been besties for two years

But sadly he’s graduating this year :(

I remember he picked me up when it was raining, after I got stood up hhh

That man is my angel

“the ones first year told me about? Don’t worry Jisung will bring them tomorrow, he just texted me”

“Jisung? Who is that?”

“ second year drama student, he’s friends with renjun you don’t know him” he said, finally raising his head from the pile

“I don’t know him, i haven’t talked to renjun in a while”

You got off the shift at 7pm

Kun was in charge of the night shift tonight

Now you can go home

And

s l e e p

of course, your brain had to play all of your embarrassing episodes before it shuts down

and you just remembered the bus guy

man, you forgot you snort while sleeping

bye

this embarrassment is just hitting you

but the guy was cute

and he attends the same uni as you

he was a potential boyfie and you ruined it y/n loser

you have to stop thinking about him and s l e e p

come on you can do it

the next day, all of your classes were online

but you had a night shift starting at 7pm

you threw on a blouse over your cute-brown turtle neck

+ your laptop

Then headed to the library

You discussed with Kun about the internships and the real adult world he will be facing next year

Then he had to leave at 8pm

People were still studying

And you were working on another assignment waiting for the Jisung boy to show up

Half an hour later

You were now watching random youtube videos sitting at your receptionist desk when you felt a silhouette approaching

You raised your head to meet

Emo boy? Cute emo boy?

“Oh, bus guy, what can I help you with?” you said smiling

“Oh hi…I-I am Jisung, I thought Kun is on the night shift today…”

“Ah you’re the drama class boy, don’t worry Kun told me about you ^^ are you giving the books back now?”

“Ah I actually I will need them for two more hours, d-don’t worry I will give them back today promise!”

You chuckled at how cute he was

Aaaa you both were the same age but

He was mocha

You were potato

He’s also so tall? Almost the same height as Kun woah? 180cm damn

“It’s okay, good luck on your work!” you cheered

It was almost midnight, the end of your shift

By that time all students have left exept for Jisung

You thought you could give him some more time to finish whatever assignment he was working on

Twenty minutes past midnight

Ok Jisung you are cute, but I need sleep to be cute too

You finally got up from your desk to go check up on him

And he was…?

Sleeping

You freezed for a second then tried to wake him up

“hey, Jisung, wake up, it’s late”

You lightly nudged his shoulder

And he got up

Hooray

“Oh my, I-I’m so sorry, I didn’t realize it was getting late” he started panicking and packing up his stuff

“It’s okay haha, I just need the two books, and you’re free to leave!”

“The books! Yes the books, oh my god I’m so sorry, here” he handed you the books then got out of the library in a hurry

You put the books back where they belong and checked it up on the library’s system

You turned off the lights then closed the building doors

What surprised you though was

Jisung waiting by the door

“It’s late…and you waited for me. I mean you stayed more than your shift t-to not wake me up, I feel sorry…I can walk you home” he said, a blush glowing in his cheeks

“oh you don’t have to! Really, you don’t have to! There are still people using the same road as me at this time, so I won’t be alone!”

“but still-“

“Jisung, it’s not a big deal, don’t worry and get home safe!”

“since you insist, give me your number, how much time will it take for you to get home?”

The confident aura omg? Is this the same person that was stuttering and blushing two minutes ago

You smirked “ nice move, I like you already”

“0XXX-XXX-XXX, call me in about half an hour!”

“and…your name?”

“y/n” you said before leaving “good night!”

“good…night y/n!”

h-hi ha how u like that?

how was this?

bulleted aus are my forte £|’dnsl

#nct au #nct aus #nct fluff #nct 2020 #nct scenarios #nct smut #park jisung #jisung #qian kun #nct kun #bulleted list

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your-local-vamp · 3 years ago

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I disappeared off of the face of the earth for a while, but I’m back ya’ll!! I need to get used to the whole writing and then posting it thing haha. Anyway! I’ve had this idea for a really long time, but was very much procrastinating on writing it. Whoops. But here it is! It’s honestly mostly focused on the whole conflict within the vampire’s mind. I like to show different sides of them. My last one was straight up a stalker, but this one is a liiiiiiitle different, you’ll see :)! I need to shut up before I spoil the entire thing out of excitement lol. Oh and also! I finally took it upon myself to research how I can write better, make it easier to read and stuff. So if there are some errors or if anyone has advice for me, please do leave a comment! Also also, I have a habit to listen to badass vibe songs while writing/reading, so if you’re interested in some recommendations, hit me up! Okay that’s really it. Have fun reading!

Again, this story contains some explicit themes (blood, character death, overall just being angsty af) so make sure to check the tags before reading!

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Running From Death

I once again find myself drinking in the bar located a few blocks from my apartment. That intoxicated feeling I get after a few glasses is amazing to me. It’s pleasant to feel good for a change.

Being here also allows me to converse with the humans. Which is… Interesting to say the least. Their different personalities, lifestyles, stories. I happen to eavesdrop into conversations from time to time, which results in me hearing the most outrageous stories sometimes. May they be true or not, they interest me.

I try not to attract too much attention to myself, but I fail in doing so most of the time. Blame it on my charismatic vampire looks, I guess. Humans often strike conversations with me, but I’m not one to complain. I like talking to them when I get the opportunity.

The bell attached to the front door rings. A woman enters the bar. “Oh god, it’s her again,” someone in one of the booths behind me sighs. Hmm, must be a regular. I come here embarrassingly often, enough to call myself a regular as well, but I haven’t seen her before. She’s very handsome looking.

My hand covered with a leather glove tightens around the whiskey glass.

“Control yourself, please. You’ve practiced this many times before.”

It repeats in my head over and over again. Unfortunate things usually happen when I’m drunk. It saddens me, because I wish to not hurt anyone. I was a human once too. And I want to remember the memories from back then. Try to do ‘human’ things. But it’s hard, especially with-

“Hey, how are ya doing?” A voice interrupts my intrusive thoughts.

I look up and see the handsome woman sitting on a stool next to me. Her voice is lively and confident. But it’s probably just the liquor talking.

“Just thinking.”

“Abouuuuut?”

Oh god. She’s totally wasted. I now notice that she can barely even sit up straight without falling over. I can’t help but smile at her actions though, it’s almost endearing in a way.

“Just contemplating life, really.”

“I came here to do the exact same thing!” the woman says.

“How so?” I ask, now completely interested in her story.

“Ugh, where do I even start? My shitty boss fired me today. And you know what the most fucked up part about it all is? The fact that I’ve been working there for years! I did so much for his company, but he decides to just fire me, because ‘he’s gotta cut some people down’. So, I came here to drink my sorrows away. Well, I may have already visited two other bars, so I’m kinda far gone already haha.” The woman keeps on rambling, without actually making eye contact with whom she’s talking to. But I happen to listen to every single word.

“Why did he have to cut people off?” I question the woman.

“Pfshh, I don’t even know. Not enough money, I guess. He could’ve fired literally anyone else, but-“ she interrupts her own sentence, while her eyes make contact with the bartender, “-Hey! Can I have uhhhh. Whatever he has?” she finishes, while she absentmindedly points at my own drink.

She seems to have forgotten what she was talking about before, she’s just staring at the bartender until her drink is ready.

“And what’s your excuse for being here?” she asks, while taking a sip of her whiskey.

“Just taking a break from drinking blood and killing people.”

Well, that’s what I should’ve said if I really wanted to be honest. But being honest isn’t my reality. Lying has become my forte over the many years I have been a vampire. I don’t exist in the eyes of humans. And it should stay that way.

“Just taking a break from life.”

Yeah, that should do it.

“I come over here to share my entire life story, and all you’ve got for me is that? Damn.”

Or not.

“My life is really not that interesting,” I quickly add, trying not to blow my cover.

She takes an observing look at me. I have never felt so uncomfortable in my entire existence. She gives me the feeling like she can look right through my lies. “Hahaha, I’m just messin’ with ya. I don’t like to pry into people’s lives like that anyway,” the woman smiles.

Phew, I barely got away with that one. I return a signature smile to her. The one that makes everyone all the more invested in me, it seems.

*a few hours later*

The handsome stranger and I have been talking for hours. I lost track of time a while ago. Talking, or rather listening to her, reminds me of my human days. I used to help my elder neighbors with chores around the house, but ended up listening to them for hours and hours. I knew that when I had finished the chores, there would be a nice hot cup of tea and cookies waiting for me. The elder couple loved to share their stories with me. I know now that most of them were of pure fantasy, but at that time they were something I would so eagerly wait for to hear.

This woman gives me that feeling of nostalgia. The excitement of finally hearing the story I have longed for. It’s odd, since I have only met her a few hours ago. But somehow I feel like I’ve known her for a really long time.

“Nghn, my head hurts…” She snaps me out of my thoughts. “Woah there, don’t fall off that stool now,” I say, while carefully taking a step towards her. “C-Can you take me home?”

I look at her with disbelief.

Did she really just ask me to walk her home?

“U-Uh, I can call a cab for you? Or ask one of your friends to come pick you up maybe? I’m sure that-“

“Please.”

She looks at me with eager eyes. Her intention is really for me to take her home. If only she knew what I really am. I sigh. “Let me go to the toilet first, then I’ll walk you home.” I finally surrender to the human.

The entire way to the toilet I ask myself what I’m getting myself into. I shouldn’t be doing this, I know that all too well. But I can’t just keep hiding my true feelings all the time. I want to live amongst humans. I know that we can coexist. As long as I control myself, everything will be fine.

I sigh, take my gloves off and use the toilet. My head is suddenly throbbing like hell. I can feel that my body is trying to fight the urge to kill every single soul in this bar. Everything spins.

Shit.

“Hey, you ready or not? I feel like puking!” I hear the woman urgently knocking on the door. “Y-Yeah, I’ll be out in a sec!” I shout back.

I quickly finish and go back to the bar. “Let’s go,” we hurriedly exit the bar. She does so, because she needs to get home asap. And I do so, because of obvious reasons.

I can feel that I’m starting to lose control. It was a mistake drinking this much. I’m usually okay with drinking a few glasses, but this woman has a certain effect on me. And it’s not a positive one. Not while I’m drunk, at least.

The woman is currently walking behind me, laughing at her own jokes. All I want right now is to drop her off as fast as I can.

“Ah, shit!” I hear a loud thud.

I look back and see that she is now sitting on the cold concrete.

“What happened?” I ask, clearly concerned.

The woman shakes her head. “I’m so clumsy, I literally just stumbled over my own feet haha.”

God, we’re never going to get anywhere like this. “Oh nooo! My new pants! Ugh, this stuff always happens to me.”

I take a quick look at her leg and notice that the fabric is ripped open. She took a great fall apparently, otherwise that wouldn’t have happened.

“Damn, I’m bleeding too.”

That’s all she had to say to make my eyes turn red and making my fangs expose themselves. I quickly turn around, hoping that she didn’t notice my weird behavior already.

“Are you okay…?” she asks, proving my thoughts wrong. I disregard her question and return it with my own.

“Is it bad?”

I don’t know why I’m asking her that. No matter of how bad it is, the mere smell of her blood is driving me insane. All I can think about is that right at this moment.

“Uhm, no I think that I’m okay.” I can hear that she’s getting up and has started to walk towards me.

“Please, don’t come any closer.” I say this with a serious tone, hoping that she’d cease to move instantly.

“What’s wrong? It’s not even that bad.”

Fuck fuck fuck.

I can’t hold the urge back anymore. I never want to hurt humans, but I also can’t forget of who I have become. I’m a vampire. To stay alive, I need blood. Alcohol has terrible effects on me.

It’s like drinking water with salt in it. You’re drinking, but it worsens your thirst because of the salt. Alcohol only enhances my thirst for blood. I’m learning the consequences of that now.

The woman has come even closer to me. I turn around, only to see a reached out hand with blood on it. I try to fight the dark side of me with everything I have. That side of me gives in, eventually. I resist the urge and grab her wrist, only to warn her to stop.

However, this action suffers a great consequence. The woman looks at me. The white of her eyes turn dark red.

Wait… I look at my hand, having a firm hold on her wrist.

“My gloves!” is all I can utter at this moment.

I have forgotten my gloves in the toilet area. How can I be so stupid… I’m unable to touch any living being with my bare hands. If I do so, it dies. Everything I touch turns into dust. It’s a curse I have carried with me ever since I turned. It has barely posed as a problem the last few years. But I… I touched her without gloves on.

“W-Wait. No. I’m sorry, please!” I beg for my actions to reverse themselves. But what happened cannot be undone.

The woman’s eyebrows furrow and her eyes look back into mine, filled with betrayal. “H-How cou-ld y-ou,” she chokes on her own blood. She is in immense pain, I can tell. I let go of her hand, terrible guilt now washing over me.

She takes a look at her shaking hand, which gets covered with popping veins inch by inch. The sounds coming from her are agonizing. She stumbles backwards, now nearing her end. Tears roll down my cheek, as I carry her.

“I’m so sorry. I didn’t know my gloves were…” I’m unable to finish my sentence, as my non beating heart breaks seeing her mouth all covered in blood clots.

It’s ironic, really. I was barely able to resist the smell of her blood before, but now even though I’m covered with it, I don’t seem to mind.

Her body shivers uncontrollably, until it stops moving at all. I hold her limp body, watching my tears fall on her veiny cheek.

“I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry,” I keep repeating it, somewhere having a wishful thought that I could go back before all of this happened.

But her body stays unmoving. I scream and I scream, all of my human feelings washing over me now. This shouldn’t have happened. My ignorance allowed this to take place. And I will never forgive myself for it.

I hear sounds of a crowd nearing by. In total panic, I let go of her body and hide in a nearby alleyway. I crouch and hold my hands over my own ears, trying to ignore the screams that are coming from the spot where I just killed a human. The tears are now streaming down, my thoughts racing. What have I done? I should’ve never went to that bar in the first place.

Fuck, I need to get out of here before they find me. I try to leave the guilt there and run from myself as fast as I can. I am a monster. And no matter how hard I cling on to the little humanity I’ve got left, I will always remain one.

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downn-in-flames · 5 years ago

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let’s keep it casual

this was written for a trope stew challenge on @hpfanfictalk - my assigned tropes were 1) roaring rampage of revenge, 2) snowball lie, 3) friends with benefits, 4) it's personal, and 5) mistaken for betrayal. somehow, i think i managed to squish them all in here :P

read it on: hpft | ao3

[Tuesday 10 May, 15:04]

james potter: u up?

lily evans: it’s 3pm

james potter: good observation

lily evans: you need to get more creative with your ‘hi i’m bored can you come over and fuck me’ lines

james potter: did it work though?

lily evans: be there in 15

[Tuesday 10 May, 16:42]

sirius black: ran into lily in the lobby a few minutes ago sirius black: tell me, when are you going to finally own up to the fact that you fancy the shit out of her and aren’t just casually fucking her with no feelings involved

james potter: hmm, but see, that would require that statement to actually be true james potter: seriously, it’s just hooking up james potter: we’ve got a good thing going, i’m not going to ruin that by catching feelings

sirius black: ~catching~ feelings? sirius black: dude sirius black: feelings have long since been caught sirius black: by both of you

james potter: ur wrong but i’m not arguing that point with u anymore

sirius black: because your counterarguments are shit and you know it

[Wednesday 11 May, 20:53]

lily evans: i’m going to kill him i’m going to kill him i’m going to kill him lily evans: I’M GOING TO KILL HIM lily evans: give me ONE good reason not to commit murder right now

james potter: you can’t fuck me if you’re in prison?

lily evans: damn you have a point there

james potter: also why are you contemplating murder, that seems extreme

lily evans: two words for you: severus fucking snape

james potter: that’s three words

lily evans: do you want me to kill you too, bud??

james potter: you can’t fuck me if i’m dead james potter: but seriously, what did that greasebag do

lily evans: remember when i beat him to checking out the last copy of that chemistry research journal from the library?

james potter: i believe you described it as ‘the most victorious day of the semester to date’

lily evans: and i stand by that lily evans: but ANYWAYS lily evans: the creepy fucker SNUCK INTO MY ROOM and STOLE IT lily evans: and had the nerve to leave me a fucking LOVE NOTE in its place

james potter: he left you a love note?? james potter: what does it say?

lily evans: that is not the part of this story you should be fixating on lily evans: he wheedled his way through the front desk security and came into my room and WENT THROUGH MY STUFF lily evans: not to mention, the damn journal is still checked out in my name lily evans: so if he doesn’t return it on time, I’M going to have to pay for it lily evans: those things are expensive as FUCK

james potter: what a fucking twat

lily evans: i just lily evans: i can’t with him lily evans: the creepiness and borderline obsession with me is one thing lily evans: the fact that he acts like i owe it to him to be in love with him is another lily evans: but straight-up violating my privacy AND sabotaging my perfect reputation with the university library?? lily evans: i’m taking him down

james potter: hell yeah, you show that fucker once and for all

lily evans: wanna be my accomplice

james potter: that’s perhaps the sexiest thing you’ve ever said james potter: ofc i will be

lily evans: will text u when i come up with the appropriate revenge scheme

[Thursday 12 May, 13:02]

lily evans: meet me at the library in an hour

james potter: is this part of aforementioned revenge scheme?

lily evans: obviously

james potter: i shall be there

[Thursday 12 May, 15:23]

james potter: okay what the fuck was that

lily evans: in my defense it was not supposed to go that far

james potter: mind telling me what you DID have in mind when telling the librarian that we’re engaged?? james potter: because i’ve been wracking my brain and i’ve got nothing

lily evans: she was supposed to give me edit access to my account to fix my last name lily evans: which she did lily evans: and thanks to my BRILLIANT computer skills from there, the journal is checked out in snape’s name instead of mine lily evans: but clearly i underestimated how close i am with the uni library staff

james potter: no shit

lily evans: anyways, what do you want on our wedding registry

james potter: what

lily evans: i’ve got to give her a wedding website link!! she asked for it, i can’t very well show up at the library next week and not have a wedding website for her lily evans: i also ordered a £5 ring on etsy lily evans: it’s huge and tacky and exactly the sort of thing a trust fund baby like u would propose with

james potter: jfc james potter: put one of those mini waffle makers on there james potter: also i’m offended that you think so poorly of my ring-picking skills

[Friday 13 May, 9:10]

lily evans: hi, i have a weird request

remus lupin: that’s always a concerning sentence

lily evans: can you take fake engagement photos for me and james?? lily evans: will pay you in bourbon and chocolate

remus lupin: ……. literally what the fuck, lily remus lupin: why on earth do you need fake engagement photos

lily evans: i need them for our fake wedding website

remus lupin: somehow, that still doesn’t make this make any more sense

lily evans: it’s a long story lily evans: can you though?

remus lupin: *sigh* yes

lily evans: bless u

[Monday 16 May, 8:57]

lily evans: thoughts?? lily evans: Attachment - 12 Images

james potter: wow james potter: those look… really good

lily evans: we actually look like an engaged couple lily evans: like….. go us lily evans: alright, time to upload these bad boys onto the website

[Monday 16 May, 9:12]

james potter: sirius james potter: oh dear brother of mine james potter: who is nothing but kind and supportive and never gives me shit for anything james potter: how are you this fine evening?

sirius black: spit it out

james potter: as you know, i have been pulled into the most hare-brained of schemes with none other than lily evans james potter: and it spiralled into remus taking a bunch of fake engagement photos for us this weekend

sirius black: i am well aware sirius black: you stole my boyfriend from me on what would have otherwise been a chill saturday morning and used him to take pictures in a fucking flower field

james potter: that is correct james potter: anyways james potter: it has come to my attention that we make a Very Cute Couple

sirius black: are u saying what i think ur saying

james potter: and now i feel weird because i kind of... wish they weren’t fake??

sirius black: u ARE saying it sirius black: oh my GOD sirius black: took you long enough

james potter: hey now, you agreed not to give me shit

sirius black: if you scroll up, you’ll see i never agreed to anything

james potter: i can’t believe you’re being so rude to me in my time of dire emotional distress

[Monday 16 May, 15:32]

remus lupin: heard you finally got your head out of your ass and admitted you like evans as more than a friend slash hookup

james potter: i’m going to kill sirius, he wasn’t supposed to tell anyone

remus lupin: he’d like you to know that he never agreed to that either remus lupin: but seriously, it was about time

james potter: :( stop making me feel like an idiot for having feelings

remus lupin: you’re not an idiot for having feelings remus lupin: you ARE an idiot for taking so long to realise you’ve had them

james potter: this is a new development james potter: i only had friendly feelings for her until yesterday

remus lupin: …… james remus lupin: you once woke up in the middle of the night to drive to that 24-hour ice cream shop on the other side of town at 3 a.m. so you could take lily her favourite milkshake while she was studying remus lupin: that is NOT something you do for someone you only have friendly feelings for

james potter: it isn’t???

remus lupin: would you do that for me or peter?

james potter: no

remus lupin: hence, not friendly feelings

james potter: … oh

remus lupin: you are useless remus lupin: absolutely useless remus lupin: truly do not know what lily sees in you

james potter: well that’s mean

[Monday 16 May, 16:53]

lily evans: is it sad that i keep forgetting this wedding website is fake?? lily evans: like, i am putting Way Too Much Effort into this given that it is an elaborate ruse to appease some librarians and i keep catching myself fantasising about a real wedding lily evans: literally what is wrong with me

remus lupin: jfc remus lupin: you two really ARE meant for each other

[Monday 16 May, 23:49]

james potter: wait what do you mean ‘what lily sees in me’?? james potter: remus?????

[Tuesday 17 May, 10:03]

lily evans: stage 2 of burn snape’s life to the ground begins tomorrow lily evans: are you ready?

james potter: should i be prepared for a fake marriage this time?

lily evans: haha no, i promise i won’t spring any fake relationship statuses on you this time lily evans: but now that you mention it… lily evans: check out this work of art lily evans: theknot . com / deerlybeloved

james potter: fucking hell, evans james potter: you went all out

lily evans: umm yeah lol lily evans: turns out designing a wedding website is a really fun way to procrastinate

[Tuesday 17 May, 10:16]

james potter: she used a deer pun in the fake wedding page name i actually can’t breathe

sirius black: the transition from complete denial to pathetic sod happened even faster than i expected

james potter: you are ruthless

sirius black: remember when i was the pathetic sod about remus and you gave me SO much shit about it?? sirius black: this is payback, bitchhhhhhh

james potter: you’re right, i deserve this

[Wednesday 18 May, 19:34]

james potter: truly, evans, i don’t understand why you’re studying chem when you’re this good at hacking into things james potter: in other news, i’m having the absolute fucking time of my LIFE on snape’s reddit account rn james potter: i just wrote a long essay about how i’ve learned the errors of my bigoted ways and am embracing the blm movement and intersectional feminism and i’ve never seen something get so violently downvoted so fast

lily evans: see, this is why i knew you were the right accomplice for this lily evans: keep destroying his internet reputation and trolling his weird alt-right community with all your research and logic lily evans: you’re doing amazing sweetie

james potter: studying human rights law does occasionally have its perks james potter: this, plus ya know the whole ‘making the world a better place’ thing

lily evans: i was about to say lily evans: i should hope the only perk isn’t trolling the internet

james potter: ahahahahah yessss one of the admins is threatening to kick me out james potter: also he keeps using mudblood as an insult and i’m like ??? james potter: what does that even mean??

lily evans: somehow i feel like you don’t want to know

james potter: update i found out, and yes you were right, i didn’t want to know

lily evans: in that case, not gonna ask

[Thursday 19 May, 17:35]

severus snape: Potter.

james potter: fuck i really thought i’d blocked your number

severus snape: You’ve pulled childish pranks in the past, but getting me banned from the Death Eaters Messageboard is a new low.

james potter: i’m sorry what james potter: i don’t know what you’re talking about

severus snape: Cut the bullshit. severus snape: In the process of reinstating my account - with none of my reputation points, might I add, thanks for that - I’ve acquired photo evidence of the posts that resulted in my expulsion. severus snape: I know no one else who would both make a play on words about deer and quote a Taylor Swift song in the same sentence. It was obviously you, you childish buffoon.

james potter: haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate

severus snape: I’m not joking around here.

james potter: baby i’m just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake

severus snape: You’re going to regret this, mark my words.

james potter: i shake it off, i shake it off

james potter has blocked severus snape

[Thursday 19 May, 19:03]

lily evans: come over i’m bored

james potter: is this a ‘come over so we can have sex’ type of come over or a ‘come over so we can watch the good place for the hundredth time’ type of come over

lily evans: why does it have to be one or the other?

james potter: touché james potter: omw

[Thursday 19 May, 22:38]

james potter: RED ALERT I HAVE FUCKED UP james potter: you’re 1000% gonna roast me for this and i don’t fucking care because if i don’t tell someone i’m actually going to explode

sirius black: what happened with lily this time

james potter: bold of you to assume this has to do with lily

sirius black: does it have to do with lily?

james potter: ….. yes

sirius black: my bold assumption proven correct

james potter: anyways, we were shagging, as we do james potter: and it was the ~heat of the moment~, you know??

sirius black: i am not qualified to give you sex advice, if that’s where this is going

james potter: and i might’ve accidentally told her i loved her

sirius black: oh fuck that’s not where this was going

james potter: and now i don’t know what to doooooo

sirius black: well, what did you do after you said it?

james potter: honestly i blacked out james potter: i think i backtracked by telling her i meant that i love fucking her and then just like….. left as soon as we were done

sirius black: jesus fucking CHRIST

[Thursday 19 May, 22:54]

remus lupin: sirius is banging his head on the table repeatedly and given that he was texting you a few minutes ago i can only assume you said something on a whole new level of stupid

[Thursday 19 May, 23:01]

james potter: sirius??? james potter: help???

sirius black: i have never gone out on a date with a woman and even i can tell you that that is absolutely NOT what you do when you tell a girl you love them for the first time sirius black: you absolute knob

james potter: so what do i doooooo

sirius black: tell her the truth maybe? sirius black: the cat’s out of the bag now anyways and it’s not like you can make things any worse than you already have

james potter: but we agreed no one was going to catch feelings when we started sleeping together!! james potter: we pinky swore james potter: i can’t break a pinky swear

sirius black: ffs the fact that you two pinky swore on a sex agreement is something i’ll need to give you shit for at a totally separate time but that’s not the most pressing issue at the moment sirius black: my point stands, breaking a pinky swear is still an improvement on the current situation sirius black: just tell her the truth so you two can become that nauseatingly adorable couple and overtake me and remus as the most vomit-inducing pair in college

james potter: ughhhhh james potter: curse my blood-deprived brain for getting me into this mess

[Saturday 21 May, 9:37]

lily evans: phase 4 of fucking up snape’s life starts today - you ready?

james potter: uhhh yeah james potter: listen, are you okay?

lily evans: yes? why wouldn’t i be?

james potter: idk james potter: but good, that’s good

lily evans: yep, it’s good

james potter: how many phases are there to this snape plan anyways? james potter: will i get to know any of the phases in advance?

lily evans: 4 phases lily evans: phase 1 was putting the world back in its rightful order, phases 2-4 are all about destroying the things he holds most dear lily evans: see: his top 5 placement on that alt-right message board (phase 2), and his good reputation with all the chem professors (phase 3) lily evans: (i handled phase 3 on my own, btw)

james potter: fair enough, don’t know how i would’ve helped with chem professors anyways james potter: pretty sure one of them (slughorn i think?) hates me from that one time sirius and i let chickens loose in the science building

lily evans: oh god yeah he definitely probably does lily evans: anyways, phase 4 is sneaking into his room like he did to mine, and you’re gonna leave the note lily evans: he’ll be properly pissed off if he knows you got in, but he’d probably just wank to a note i left

james potter: thanks for the most cursed mental image of my life james potter: but you’re prob right tbh

lily evans: anyways, i’m pretty good at picking the locks on the dormitory windows, so i’ll go in that way and unlock his room from the inside - all you’ll need to do is show up lily evans: tonight at 7

james potter: roger that

[Saturday 21 May, 13:46]

remus lupin: have you talked to lily about the infamous mid-coital ‘i love you’ yet?

james potter: jfc must sirius tell you everything james potter: and no, i’m getting there i swear

remus lupin: get there faster

[Saturday 21 May, 22:40]

sirius black: is everything okay?? sirius black: actually wait i know the answer to that sirius black: you came in soaking wet two hours ago and grabbed the bottle of whiskey from the kitchen and have been blasting all too well at top volume ever since sirius black: everything is definitely not okay

james potter: fcuk lily evans james potter: and not in the fun way james potter: i’m never gonna fuck her in the fun way again

sirius black: what happened?

james potter: rememember how we were sabotaging snep’s life james potter: *sneep james potter: *snape james potter: turns out, she and sneep go way back james potter: motherfucker james potter: sneep is jsut his name now james potter: anyways, she set me up and betrayed me james potter: sneep knew i was gonna be there and put a booby trap on his door, and he and lily were inside LAUGHING at me

sirius black: wait what the fuck sirius black: lily would never

james potter: but she would apparently james potter: she even has pictures of them in primary school together james potter: i just james potter: fuck

sirius black: that’s actually beyond fucked up

james potter: originally this whole revenge on sneep thing was just me following along with lily’s rage james potter: but now it’s personal james potter: the lily revenge plan didn’t have a phase 5, but the james version does james potter: and i’m taking both of them dwon james potter: is it petty? yes james potter: will it actually fix th fact that evans betrayed me? no james potter: but will it make me feel better? yess james potter: and that, i think, is a valid reason james potter: will u hlep me??

sirius black: i mean, i’m always down to fuck with sneep sirius black: but uhh, maybe sleep off the alcohol first sirius black: and stop playing all too well

james potter: okye

sirius black: that was not an invitation to start playing you’re not sorry

james potter: taylor swift is th eonly person who gets my sadness right now i cant’ help it

[Sunday 22 May, 9:21]

lily evans: i called you like 5 times last night, why didn’t you pick up

james potter: i wasn’t aware you’d want to talk to me james potter: too busy hanging out with your bff sneep

lily evans: jfc you’re such a drama queen

james potter: excuse me

lily evans: also god no i’d never hang out with snape lily evans: sneep? lol

james potter: it was a typo that i’m making into an Official Thing james potter: you two seemed awfully cozy yesterday james potter: you know, when you betrayed me and led me straight into a trap

lily evans: ffs i didn’t betray you lily evans: if you would’ve picked up any of my calls last night, i would’ve been able to explain to you that this was all part of the plan

james potter: wait what

lily evans: i had to make you think i’d betrayed you because you can’t act for shit

james potter: why did you need me to think that

lily evans: for the real phase 4 lily evans: i’m destroying everything snape holds dear lily evans: which, yes, includes both his weird messageboard reputation and his teacher’s pet status, but you know what’s at the very top of that list? lily evans: his perpetual wank that i’m going to realise he was the perfect man for him all along lily evans: hence, i have lulled him into a false sense of believing his fantasy has finally come true so i can crush it under my heel once and for all

james potter: that is… downright diabolical

lily evans: i take revenge crusades very seriously

james potter: ok but how do i know you’re not double crossing me again?

lily evans: bc for fuck’s sake in what world would i EVER want to be with someone who treats me like a fucking prize that he’s owed for being nice to me as a kid?? lily evans: c’mon potter, you know me better than that

james potter: it felt SO REAL yesterday though

lily evans: that is because i, unlike you, am excellent at acting

james potter: why do you keep implying i’m a bad actor??

lily evans: because you are lily evans: exhibit a - you told me you loved me and then proceeded to full-on panic so hard that you gave the world’s worst cover up and ran away at the first possible moment

james potter: oh god, you noticed that

lily evans: of course i noticed that, because once again, you are the world’s worst actor

james potter: yikes james potter: i’m sorry, i know i managed to break literally the only rule we had going into this arrangement

lily evans: it’s actually kinda convenient, tbh lily evans: considering i broke it as well

james potter: you what

lily evans: as it happens, i have somewhat recently come to the realisation that my feelings for you are somewhat outside the bounds of what one would consider ~friendly~

james potter: was it the wedding website james potter: is that what did it

lily evans: embarrassingly enough…. yes

james potter: SAME

lily evans: wait seriously??

james potter: so serious i’m not even gonna make a sirius pun james potter: i mean, did you SEE how good we look together?? james potter: evans, we are a POWER COUPLE

lily evans: hell yes we are

james potter: a power couple who takes sneep down once and for all

lily evans: hell yes we are x100 lily evans: come over in a bit? gotta discuss the actual plan lily evans: i may have an idea that makes it even better

[Sunday 22 May, 10:21]

james potter: on second thought, plans have changed yet again

sirius black: i take it this is a positive change sirius black: given that you have now taken to blasting call it what you want

james potter: :)

[Sunday 22 May, 13:05]

james potter has unblocked severus snape

james potter: hey bro i just wanted to say i’m sorry for trying to sneak into your room

severus snape: You’re not my bro. Don’t call me that. severus snape: We both know you’re only apologising because you wanted to get into Lily’s pants.

james potter: not what this is about but go off i guess

severus snape: You’re just jealous because for once, the nice guy did get the girl. severus snape: Apology not accepted, by the way.

[Sunday 22 May, 13:13]

james potter: Attachment - 1 Screenshot james potter: at what point do i get to tell him i’ve actually been in your pants

lily evans: your time will come lily evans: but for now, stop texting sneep and put your phone down so that you can cuddle with your naked girlfriend who’s literally on the other side of the bed waiting for you

james potter: don’t have to ask me twice

[Sunday 22 May, 13:57]

lily evans: hey sev? wanna meet me at the founder’s garden this afternoon?

severus snape: Of course. Let’s do 4.

lily evans: looking forward to it xx

[Sunday 22 May, 18:59]

sirius black: heard sneep had a temper tantrum so dramatic half of the college overheard it

james potter: it was iconic

sirius black: also heard you and evans are engaged now???

james potter: ah, that part is just hearsay james potter: we decided to lean into the fact that we’ve already got a fake wedding website and just throw a fake proposal in there for good measure james potter: it’s still not an actual engagement james potter: but sneep doesn’t know that, and he never will

sirius black: that is so fantastically stupid, but then again, i don’t know why i’d expect anything less from you two at this point

james potter: i am going to buy her a less shitty ring though - not like an actual diamond one, but something in the middle ground, ya know? james potter: if she’s gonna wear it all the time it might as well be nice

[Sunday 22 May, 23:41]

severus snape: You are despicable. severus snape: You stole the girl who was clearly MINE. Lily loved ME first.

james potter: first of all, lily doesn’t belong to anyone james potter: second of all, she picked me

severus snape: And we all know you’re just going to drop her as soon as you get your dick wet.

james potter: not that our sex life is any of your business, but i can assure you that i have already disproven that theory

severus snape: That’s disgusting. I didn’t need to know that.

james potter: i mean, you’re the one who keeps bringing things back to getting into lily’s pants james potter: just wanted to share that the experience is indeed a pleasant one, 10/10 would recommend, not that you’ll ever get to experience it for yourself

severus snape: Fuck. You.

james potter: you know what i think, sneep?

severus snape: My name is Snape. Surely your pea brain can at least spell that properly.

james potter: i think you need to calm down james potter: you’re being too loud

james potter has blocked severus snape

[Monday 23 May, 12:54]

lily evans: fyi the uni library staff sent us one of those mini waffle makers as an engagement gift

james potter: oh my god james potter: best fake engagement ever

lily evans: figured you’d enjoy that

#jily fanfiction #jily fic #jily fanfic #jily #james potter #lily evans #james potter x lily evans #fluff #crackfic #i mean basically #chatfic #also fuck snape #kbyeeeee

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syahaz · 5 years ago

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[question] why do you like giorno’s mom even though she’s neglectful and a horrible parent?

G’day mate, thanks for your question.

I personally not sure how to explain this well but I really hope it makes sense. At least a little bit.

Disclaimer: Before starting anything I want to say that I, by no means condone any child negligence, assault, abuse, etc. in real life that obviously involving real-life children. If you ever encounter any suspicious parents that might harm their children, please quickly contact your local child protection service if possible.

Please take my SUPER LONG answer here with a pinch of salt (you might wanna bookmark it for later reading just saying). You also feel free to disagree and so do I, alright? Let’s keep everything in peace here ehe hee. :)

Sorry for the digression, now let’s start focusing on the question.

*Cracking my fingers.*

Okay so umm let’s start with when my first time seeing her the anime (because I’m not so much of a reader :/)

My first thought on her is “Gosh, she’s so pretty! I wanna draw her!” like I attracted to her aesthetically and it’s very surface-level kind of attraction and I find a little weird thinking about it consciously aha haa.

The more I look at her, the more my mind able to capture her distinctive physical appearance features or what I sometimes call “shape” (this make more sense if you look at my chibi Shiobana art lol yea.)

After procrastinating to draw fan art of her for quite some time oops haha, I suddenly have this thought “What if Giorno actually having great childhood? What if Shiobana is a good mom to Giorno? How am I gonna draw Giorno as a happy child? What kind of scenario of an amazing childhood that I want to apply for both Shiobana as a great mother and Giorno as a happy child. ” and this happens the very same time my thoughts went to “What if Dio and Shiobana is a couple and be great parents to Giorno oho hoo.” but that’s for another day.

The more I draw Shiobana with Giorno or Dio or both or just herself, I start building up entire new AUs (yes, so many AUs but I don’t think I can develop all of them oops, too much for my not-so-much writer brain). So for this ask, I’m gonna pick the AU that correlates with canon storyline the most.

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In this particular AU, it is set at the post-Vento Aureo time.

Mr Giovanna is one of the biggest drug dealers after Diavolo. I made this overthinking theory because in the anime he was shown calculating some money.

Like… what exactly he’s counting? I know it’s money but where in the world the money comes from and what kind of business or work he’s involved in that made him gets such amount of money? (If you’re from Italy or anyone reading this is, please tell me if that quantity of money is average or suspiciously rich level, thanks.)

The other reasoning is I’m very curious that some bad fathers in JoJo usually associated with some sort of obsession to some extent. So if it’s not drug addiction and drug dealing, I don’t know what else it is. Plus, what’s up with the smirk tho? So suspiciousssss… (Again, this is a theory, not a fact. So… *shrugs* but it makes sense to me anyway aha haa.)

Long story medium, Shiobana becomes more guilty of her being negligent towards Giorno for so many years as time goes. She got abused by Mr Giovanna after she found out that he’s dealing drugs and declines his offer to be his crime accessory. She also starting to work for herself, taking odd jobs maybe to set herself free one day which she did in the end.

She tries to find Giorno back by, of course, starting with contacting his boarding school administrator. As we know that Giorno knows technically skips or quits school but for Shiobana he’s just disappeared from thin air.

Fast forward, one day one the remaining Passione member excluding Giorno (not sure who to pick, maybe Trish?) found a flyer that Shiobana made in search of Giorno. (The police declined to take his disappearance case as he was considered as a runaway). They take the flyer and show it to Giorno.

Giorno, of course, was so shocked that his mom now suddenly try to find him back. It takes a lot for him to command the member to contact her.

Fast forward again, Shiobana and Giorno meet after years passing by. After numerous consideration, Giorno forgives his mom which takes him a ton of time for thinking in loops.

Legally, she could be jailed but with her helping him to catch and dominate over Mr Giovanna fortune (he doesn’t really need to but he likely to be mad at him as Mr Giovanna’s clients potentially be children). Giorno sort of doesn’t press charge on her but demanding her to work with him under specialized tasks. (I don’t plan what is it yet as I’m writing this but probably as some sort of spy with normal presence).

TLDR: This AU is Shiobana’s “Redemption Arc” or at least what I think it is hmm because there’s little to no canon story to work with plus her role as a real negative character really make it tough for me to made continuing situation for her. That’s why I tend to make numbers of AU like good mum au, one mom au, and whole other AU with less canon connection.

*Cracking my fingers again. This is truly wearing me out a little but I’m fine no worry.*

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Now to the highlight point of the question.

Another reason for me to like Shiobana is I can learn how a fictional character stirring humans’ mind just by their sheer existence.

I think the huge reason many people have a fixed view on her is that she is indeed a realistic character. By that, I mean people like her exist. People like her is unfortunately common in our society. She was too real to the point that people less likely to think otherwise about her.

Her character has very low exposure throughout the whole part (about two panels in manga and a couple seconds to a minute in anime). She extremely lacks her own story like who she is, where is she from, where and why in the world she met Dio in the first place, why she becomes like this and that, and many more.

The similar (but opposite) kind of energy goes to Jonathan mainly because he has a lot of character development going on in both manga and anime. The fandom itself truly shows that I’m telling the truth so yeah and I mean it in a neutral way as favouritism on specific characters are subjective. Look at how I look Mr Giovanna, he could be repenting man in the future but I choose not to do so lol.

Anyway, I headcanon her to be the kind of young adult who is not ready for the responsibilities as a parent and a partner or no commitment for short. Yes, I don’t deny that she’s indeed not a good mom at some point.

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So for the conclusion, I could say that Shiobana is like an experimental character for my art progress including storytelling which is extremely entertaining for me as I have a lot of ideas I can put on her no matter how easy or hard the ideas work for her as a character.

I hope you like this answer, anon. Sorry that I take so many time as I need to give as much as possible of my view on Shiobana, just like what you’re asking and I hope it’s worth the wait. ;u;”

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maaaaaatryoshka0325 · 6 years ago

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Tourniquet - Han Jisung Gang AU Part 6

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“Jisung... What happened to your lip?” You asked.

“W-What?” He asked.

Despite it being dark, you could see a bruise at the corner of his mouth.

“Is that a bruise?” You asked.

“It’s nothing.” He said.

“It’s clearly not nothing.” You pointed out, reaching your hand out.

He grabbed your wrist and you flinched. His eyes widened as he looked at your hand, which was close to his face. You felt his grip loosen as he held your wrist.

“What happened?” You asked.

“I was uh... Rough housing with the guys.” He said.

You reached your fingers out a little more and softly rubbed the spot that was bruised. He closed his eyes as your soft fingers caressed the area.

“You guys should be more careful when messing around.” You said.

His big eyes brightened as he looked down at you.

“Awe, are you worried about me?” He asked.

“Shut up, jerk.” You mumbled, rolling your eyes.

He smiled at you and looked around.

“Are you walking home?” He asked.

“Yeah.” You replied, looking at him.

“Alone? This late?” He asked.

“Nothing bad has happened.” You said.

“That doesn’t mean something WON’T happen.” He pointed out.

“Awe, are you worried about me?” You mocked his voice.

He rolled his eyes and turned away from you, walking towards your apartment.

“So what if I am?” He asked lowly.

Your face turned red as you followed him, walking beside him. The smell of his cologne hit your nose and you couldn’t help but feel a bit better. He was quiet as he walked, seemingly lost in thought.

“Are you okay?” You asked.

“Yeah, why?” He asked, looking at you with a smile.

“You never answered me or showed up to school, and when I see you, you have a bruise on your lip, “You pointed out. “And you’re being really quiet.”

“Sorry mom.” He teased, sticking his tongue out.

You rolled your eyes and he let out a small laugh.

“No but really, I’m fine. I was just busy, no need to worry about me.” He said with a big smile.

When you got to your apartment he ruffled your hair.

“Goodnight Y/N.” He said with a smile.

“Goodnight Jisung. Don’t forget to let me know if you got home okay.” You said a little firmly.

“Alright mom.” He laughed, sticking his tongue out at you.

You rolled your eyes and stuck your tongue out back before heading into your apartment after he had walked away. You quickly showered and plopped on your couch, putting a movie on. You were engrossed in the movie when your phone went off and you saw a text from Jisung.

Jisung: I’m home now mom, you don’t have to worry ;P

You: Good. I’ll see you in school tomorrow?

Jisung: Oh now I HAVE to go to school? You’re killing me, mom.

You: Shut up, idiot.

Jisung: Haha, Goodnight Y/N.

You: Goodnight, Jisung.

You smiled at your phone and continued to watch the movie as your eyes began to feel heavy as you drifted off.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

It hurts. Everything hurts. I’ve lost everything, and everyone I love. I can’t move, I can’t breathe, I can’t do anything. My back stings. My bones ache. What did I do to deserve this? Why am I still alive? I’m better off dead. Please, please just end this already.

You woke up to your alarm going off and you stretched. You groaned as your neck hurt from sleep on the couch. You quickly washed up and headed out the door, when you realized, you still had Jisung’s book bag. You picked it up and grunted when you realized how heavy it was.

You: I still have your book bag.

Jisung: Good shit, I was just looking for it. Do you want me to stop over and grab it? You: Nah, I can bring it. I’ll see you there.

Jisung: Ok.

You made your way, grunting and heaving, with both book bags. When you made it to the courtyard of the school, Jisung was standing there. He was clad in a leather jacket with a white T-shirt underneath, and tight black ripped jeans with a chain hanging from one side.

He turned around and laughed when he saw you dragging yourself with both bags.

“I told you I could come and get mine.” He laughed, grabbing it and slinging it over his shoulder.

His hair was parted that day, and it made his face much more handsome than usual.

“No point in walking an extra 20 minutes.” You pointed out, huffing to catch your breath.

He softly stroked your hair and smiled at you.

“Thank you.” He said.

Your heart skipped a beat and you turned away to hide your red face.

“Do you wanna do something after classes? Maybe go to the cafe and then see a movie?” He asked.

‘U-Um, sure.” You said with a smile.

His eyes brightened again as he waved you off before heading to class.

XXXX

You finished your assignment for Korean just before the class, as you had a free study period right before hand. You handed it in and sat at your desk as Minchul walked by.

“I see you handed in your assignment, I’m glad you got it done in time.” He said with a smile.

“Me too.” You laughed.

He sat next to you and took out his notes.

“Mind if I stay here?” He asked.

“Oh, no problem.” You said, trying to be nice.

“I don’t know when I got lazy, but man, have I been slacking.” He said.

“Oh me too. I just recently started procrastinating with assignments.” You said.

“Really? I try and push myself hard to do them, but it usually takes me DAYS instead of hours to do it.” He laughed.

“I wait until last second and stress that I won’t have enough time.” You laughed.

“Man, that IS stressful.” He said.

“You’re telling me, I’ll be confident I won’t procrastinate like that again, and I end up doing it anyways.” You giggled.

He laughed and shook his head. He was pretty easy to converse with, which you found odd. You never thought you’d be friends with the class president, as the way he made himself out to be, but he was actually pretty cool.

“What are you doing after classes? Wanna go to a cafe?” He asked.

“Oh, I actually have plans today.” You said.

“Oh, maybe next time.” He said with a smile.

You nodded and walked out of Korean. You felt something hit the back of your head, and Hyunjin approached you.

“Listen Y/N, I’m sorry for being a jerk the other day. It was rude and uncalled for.” He said, rubbing the back of his neck.

“I forgive you.” You said, sticking your tongue out.

He rolled his eyes and smiled.

“Good.” Is all he said as he walked away.

You felt a hand ruffle your hair, and you looked over to see Chan.

‘Oh, hey Chan.” You greeted.

“Hey Y/N. Since when are you friends with Minchul?” He asked.

“I don’t know, he’s just been nice to me since I’ve gotten here and even more so recently.” You said. “Why?”

“No reason, he just didn’t seem like the type you’d hangout with. He’s so flashy and you’re the opposite.” He said.

“Yeah, I didn’t think he and I would get along either. He’s really nice though.” You said with a shrug.

“That’s good.” He said with a smile.

XXXX

After classes you met Jisung in the courtyard. He smiled at you as you approached him.

“Lets drop our bags off at Changbin’s, then we’ll head over to the cafe and then the theater.” He said.

You nodded as you followed him to Changbin’s. He took your bag and dropped it off inside, insisting it’ll only take a second. You quickly took your smaller bag and rolled some perfume on. He came back out, his eyes shining as he beckoned you to follow.

You both walked around the city as you approached the cafe and ordered drinks, and a few cakes. You quickly paid as he was looking at something else, and when he noticed, he pouted as you both sat at a booth.

“Hey, girls shouldn’t pay.” He said.

“Don’t pout, a simple thank you will do.” You giggled.

He rolled his eyes and smiled.

“Thank you, Y/N.” He said.

“You’re welcome, Jisung.” You said with a smart ass tone.

He stuck his finger in one of the cakes and wiped it on your cheek. You gasped as he smirked at you before sticking his finger in his mouth.

“Ooooh, that icing is good.” He said with a smirk.

“Is it?” You asked, grabbing a hand full and smacking it on his mouth.

His eyes widened as you both looked at each other before cracking up.

“I swear, we’re such kids when we hangout.” He laughed.

“Hey, you started it.” You laughed, holding your stomach.

He shook his head as he laughed and wiped his face off. You decided to make a quick apology, since you shoved half a cake in his face. You stuck your fork into one and held it near his mouth.

“Try this one.” You said.

“You’re not gonna shove it down my throat, are you?” He asked.

“No, just try it.” You giggled.

He took the bite off of it and chewed, his eyes glistening.

“OOOOH, that’s GOOD.” He exclaimed.

You both laughed at his reaction and finished the cakes and your drinks. You both walked to the theater and picked out a horror movie. You both sat down as the movie started.

You liked horror movies, you really did. But the jump scares always got you, and this movie was full of them. You jumped and squeaked and Jisung giggled every time. His hand was resting on the arm rest and you grabbed it when the worst jump scared happened. Your face turned red when you realized what you did, and you were about to let go, when he squeezed your hand.

“If you get scared you can squeeze it. Just don’t break my hand.” He giggled.

XXX

“I thought I told you NOT to break my hand. I thought you liked horror movies anyways?” Jisung pouted, holding his throbbing hand.

“I do, the jump scares just get me sometimes.” You laughed.

“Obviously. My hand can feel it.” He pouted.

“Do you want me to kiss it better?” You asked in a teasing tone.

He smirked and held his hand out, which you smacked away.

“Ow! Hey, you offered!” He complained.

“Yeah, whatever.” You huffed, your face red.

You both walked and talked, laughing as he walked you to Changbin’s to grab your stuff.

“You were so funny when you were scared. Your color drained from your face, and you looked like the ghost in the movie.” He laughed.

“Shut up before I actually break your hand!” You laughed.

“I’m sorry, it was just too funny.” He said.

‘You wanna know what’s funny?” You asked, a playful smile on your face.

“What?” He asked, scrunching his nose as he looked at you.

“You-”

“Well isn’t this just cute.”

You both turned as you saw a man leaning against a light post, a crooked smile on his face as he looked at the both of you.

“I’ve been looking for you, Han Jisung.” He said.

Jisung pushed you behind him and you gave him a confused look.

“What do you want Wooyoung?” He asked.

The man name Wooyoung chuckled and stood up all the way, his eyes narrowing.

“You know exactly what I want Jisung.” He snarled as another man appeared.

“Y/N, I need you to run, okay?” He said, looking at you.

“Jisung, what are you-”

“Just do it! Okay?” His voice was firm and you nodded as you ran, constantly looking back.

This idiot! What did he get himself into?

You ran only a few blocks away and dropped down against a wall, panting. You knew you should probably run further, but you didn’t want to leave him. You panted for a couple minutes before standing up and peeking around a building. You were anxious. What if he gets hurt? What if they kidnap him? What if they KILL him?

You bit your lip in frustration as you closed your eyes and leaned the back of your head against the wall.

“Y/N?” You heard a familair voice call for you.

You quickly walked around the building and looked around.

‘Y/N?!” You heard his voice getting louder.

“Jisung!” You called back.

You heard fast approaching footsteps and turned around, seeing him appearing. His eyes were wide with worry as he looked at you. His nose was bleeding as he sighed in relief. He wiped his nose and walked towards you.

‘Y/N I’m so sorry-”

You cut him off as you wrapped your arms around his neck tightly, burying your face into the crook of his neck.

“Idiot... What are you getting yourself into?” You asked.

His cologne filled your senses and you closed your eyes as you buried your face into him. He wrapped his arms around you tightly buried his face into your hair.

“I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.” He breathed, cradling the back of your head as he held you tightly. “I’m sorry.”

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