#shower squad

[resistantecho]

More clone brain rot...

There's a meteor shower visible tonight...and now Hevy and the Domino Squad are taking up that special place in my brain 😆

Summer of Bad Batch WEEK 9: Stargazing

@summer-of-bad-batch

#everything reminds me of clones @lonewolflupe @eclec-tech @crosshairscrustysock

[fw00shy]

he’s still got it

“Fuck it’s hot,” Harry said to no one in particular on the walk into the locker rooms. He peeled off his sweat-soaked jersey and tossed it against the wall. Then he watched it slip down the tile, wondering why he did that.

“Got scrambled eggs for brains today, Potter?”

Harry turned in time to see Draco take off his jersey. Without the fabric, Draco’s abs glistened from sweat. Harry followed a bead trickle down Draco’s chest, past his naval, down to his —

Merlin. Maybe Malfoy was right for once; his brain was frizzled, the little neurons in his brain sending messages to the only organ that mattered (his dick).

“Hot,” Harry said lamely, hoping the heat would also explain the sudden flush across his face.

“Thanks,” Draco said. “You too.” Then he slapped a hand over his mouth, his eyes widened in horror. A twin flush spread across his face, creeping up his ears.

“Err,” Harry said. He didn’t know what to say. But that didn’t matter, because his body sure knew what to do. And his feet were swaying decidedly toward Malfoy. Draco. Whatever.

“Nice game we had today,” Draco said. Harry could feel his breath.

Oh right — the game. Pickup Quidditch. Except the Prophet had predicted (quite accurately) record high heats and nobody showed up except Harry, who as organiser had felt obligated to, and Malfoy, who didn’t read the paper.

“You’ve still got it,” Harry said.

“Got what?”

The moves. Quidditch prowess. A great dive.

“A banging arse. Wait, no. Shite.”

“Oh,” Draco said.

“I didn’t mean—”

“Of course not. But.”

“But?”

“But if you did, and supposed if I—”

Draco paused, wetting his lips.

“If you—” Harry prompted, a tad too eager.

“If I were to, say, agree and reciprocate in kind—”

Harry kissed him. Draco kissed back. It was very hot. And hell, it only got hotter from there.

[badoggie]

Captain boomerang was that kid in middle school that bathed in axe body spray.

He saw the chocolate man commercial and bought that too.

[bestbookfriends]

Got to love Violet's no fucks attitude when Mira ices Liam out because of his rebellion relic.

👀 "Don't fuck with my friends."

[punkeropercyjackson]

If you see a user under 'sk8terpercy',you should know that they got that url from jumping onto my months old post about saying Percy is canonically a skater boy is desensitizing him being an actual punk without care for the aesthetic because he's got actual direct action and activism to do and got so upset at our argument that they changed it to spite me.This isn't a warning,i just thought people should know because imagine that desperate over fucking skater boys

[candlelightkitty555]

hand feed me pain pills like they're chocolate covered strawberries. romance my chronically ill ass.

[colourmeblood]

[resistantecho]

Taurid Meteor Shower (Clone Brainrot)...

#everything reminds me of clones

Yep, here we go again. The Taurid meteor shower is upon us and the Domino boys have returned to their special place in my head. Love these guys...

tags under the cut

@eclec-tech @lonewolflupe @crosshairscrustysock @violet-tinted-world

@namechange-mykidfoundmyblog @welcometo79s

[brewed-pangolin]

what are your thought of soap w/ a more dominant s/o? Maybe one who tries choking him, getting their fingers around that deliciously thick neck of his and feeling the muscles underneath as you begin to squeeze? It’d take a good bit of effort to get him breathless but the blissed out look in his eye as he gasps for air under your touch… and you finally release him and his chest heaves for oxygen underneath you….I gotta go take a cold shower holy shit 🥵

No thoughts. Head empty. Completely mind fucked.

Why you do this to me, anon?!?!? Why!?!?!?!

[jonathanbyersphd]

Personally, I think 4 teenage boys sharing a confined space for multiple days without showering is braver than whatever was happening in Hawkins/Russia

[an1m310v3r11]

Boomer was planning with his unicorn rubber ducky! Leave him along Mitch.

[boxingcleverrr]

I feel further and further away from ppl who are all "wah hate v-day too commercial singleness awareness day wah". Like, idk about you man my bffs and I spend the day sending each other memes, Chuck Tingle Valentines, and Kate and I share the Excellent Potatoes card again.

Also, Cpt. Cook stabbing.

Like, even when I was younger, and dating, stars aligned that I was ALWAYS single on Valentine's Day, until I got hitched. And I was still doing all of the above lol ridiculously good chocolate will be on sale tomorrow hell yeah Valentines.

[tiredassmage]

Bunch o' jackasses standing kneeling in a circle.

Obligatory trooper bullshit post because @hyrohkaah and I made each other worse at the devil's sacrament aka the trooper aus we're lighting on fire and hailing like a great, giant friendly(?) mushroom and how many references can I make in one post kaldnflsadnflsdf

[arnold-layne]

the inescapable cycle of sleep deprivation

[raspberrybluejeans]

why are there always mf spiders in the tub and why do they hate being rescued so bad

[bestbookfriends]

Looking at the names of Violet's squadmates before the Gauntlet, I remember what happens to everyone but Trina. I mostly remember because of all the Xaden POV fanfic I read, but being here which makes everything strange.

Talk about being unforgettable.