#shower me with gorillaz

[slimeybones]

I will never not say that 5/4 fucks in the shower if your showerhead has LEDs and shifts colours every 3 seconds

[clementine-writes-things]

Edward Nashton Headcanons (SFW)

Summary: My personal headcanons for Edward Nashton. Again, these are MY personal headcanons and I use them for when I write about him. So, yeah. I can't believe I'm just now writing headcanons for this guy. This is long overdue.

(Read Below For Headcanons)

Personality:

I fully believe that he has autism, like you cannot change my mind. Plus, it's canon that the Riddler has autism! In my opinion, he has the "I'm a genius" autism, but also the "watching documentaries about WWII at 2 AM" kind of autism as well.

Overall, he's a pretty reserved guy. It takes a while for him to come out of his shell. He's shy, timid, nerdy, and a little awkward. He does NOT know how to talk to people, especially people he finds attractive.

Once you get to know him though, and become friends, he's a very friendly man. He's super caring, a good listener, and has a great sense of humor.

He's a fucking super genius. It's canon in the DC Universe that his IQ is 190. This man is so fucking smart and he basically knows everything about everything.

When he has a crush on someone (obviously you), he CANNOT get them out of his head. He quite literally becomes obsessed and, might I add, a bit possessive.

He has trauma from living at the orphanage. The reason this goes under the "personality" category, is because it shaped who he was as a person. Let me explain...

Egotistical/Arrogant: Edward was a very bright kid, but no one ever recognized him for it. Because of this, he grew up to think highly of himself, as no one else did. Edward thinks, no, he knows that he's the smartest man in Gotham. This can lead to him making others feel small/dumb, but it's never his intention.

Protective: Since he never felt protected or loved growing up, he strives to make his partner feel like that. He wants to shower them with the love, affection, and praise that he never got. As your boyfriend, and best friend, he wants nothing more than to love you unconditionally. This also means that he spoils you SO MUCH, like so fucking much.

Hobbies:

Obviously, the number one is solving puzzles. Riddles, crosswords, sudokus, etc. If it's a puzzle, he'll solve it.

When he's bored, or if he's just relaxing (like watching a movie), he'll sometimes play with a Rubik's cube. His fastest record for solving a Rubik's cube was around 6 seconds.

He loves reading. As a kid, that was basically all he did. He reads basically every genre (barely any romance though). Edward loves to go to a bookstore, or Barnes & Noble, and just hang out.

Surprisingly, he's a very good cook. He always makes really good food, and sometimes uses some herbs/spices that he grows out on the fire escape outside his living room window.

He's a Twitch streamer! Can't change my mind about that. He's got a cool setup in his bedroom that is decorated very nicely. He'll watch documentaries, true crime stuff, play video games, etc. Since he's a forensic accountant (and had to learn about forensics in general), he'll explain and go into depth about certain things in crime. It's actually very educational, but he makes it fun as well!

Bro LOVES video games. He plays basically all of them. He loves Resident Evil games, Silent Hill, Horizon Zero Dawn, Minecraft (he has tried to build all of Gotham in minecraft), Fallout, Half-Life, Outlast, and basically any other shit you can think of.

His music taste consists of basically everything except country music. He LOVES metal/rock music. Here are some of his favorite bands...

Weezer; ICP; Green Day; blink-182, Gorillaz; Slipknot; Korn; I Monster; Megadeth; System Of A Down; Nirvana; Radiohead; and Foo Fighters. He also likes classical music and operas.

Random:

In the orphanage, he read lots of books, and some of those were about different languages. He basically taught himself...like...a bunch of different languages just for fun. A few of his favorite languages to learn were French, Spanish, and even Korean. He also knows a handful of Latin, though it's not really a language people speak anymore. He just likes to brag about how he knows Latin and most people don't, lol.

He likes his apartment and everything he owns to be clean, and sometimes he'll get random bursts of energy and deep clean his entire apartment.

He has a diary :)

Favorite color is green, obviously, but purple is a close second.

He has sensory issues. He hates the feeling of fleece especially.

Edward is queer. It's that simple. He doesn't like a specific gender, he doesn't dislike a specific gender, he just likes who he likes! :)

One of his favorite shows ever is Breaking Bad.

One of his favorite movies ever is American Psycho. He read the book too. Edward knows that it's a satire, don't worry, he doesn't relate to Patrick Bateman at all. He just thinks the movie is funny and loves how it shows how ridiculous "metrosexual" men are.

He can do a great impression of Patrick Bateman, including the facial expressions.

He also loves Fight Club, because cmon its a classic and its so fucking good. Also, he thinks Brad Pitt is hot in the movie...

Knows how to play guitar very well!

His hair is a little shaggy (imagine young Paul Dano, like when he was 20ish)

[stardew-shitposterino]

Stardew Valley Bachelors and songs they listen to based on the shit I listen to

These are based on my music taste and what I think they’d like out of my own playlist. I was music deprived all week due to my finals so I’m compensating now. Enjoy ✨

Sam:

~I’m yer Dad - Grlwood

~Black Sheep (Brie Larson Vocal Version) - Metric

~ The Lovecats - The Cure (he doesn’t know the meaning of the lyrics, he thinks it sounds neat)

~ Hayloft - Mother Mother

~ Spoon - Cibo Matto

Sebastian:

~ Do Unto Others - Mindless Self Indulgence (they are cancelled, but he strikes me as the guy who once liked them)

~ Hard to touch you - Grlwood

~ Little Pistols - Mother Mother

~ I write Sins not Tragedies - Panic! at the Disco

~Cop Car - Mitski

Harvey:

~ Oh to be in Love - Kate Bush

~ Your Woman - White Town

~ To Binge - Gorillaz

~FM - Nathan Haines

~ Lola - The Raincoats

Elliott:

~ Say yes to Heaven - Lana Del Rey

~ Light Shower- Melanie Martinez

~ Hey Lover - The Daughters of Eve

~ Mowgli’s Road - Marina

~ Candy Store - Heathers The Musical (it’s his guilty pleasure)

Shane:

~ A.D.I.D.A.S - Korn

~ Vicinity of Obscenity - System of a Down

~ Freak on a Leash - Korn

~ Tear you Apart - She wants Revenge

~ Creep - Radiohead

Alex:

~ Every time we touch - Electric Callboy

~ Do it to It - ACRAZE

~ Lose Control - Missy Elliott

~ New Gold - Gorillaz

~ Pump it - Electric Callboy

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I’m doing the same for the Bachelorettes, just didn’t feel like doing them all at once.

[sluttysnails334]

the main four music headcannons!!

I posted these on my twitter & tik tok so you’ve might’ve seen them there, but on tumblr thought I share what their favorite songs would be

Stan

Static - Steve Lacy (i feel like cries to this song in the shower or on the bus )

3005 by Childish Gambino ( reminds him of Kyle )

Lucid Dreams by Juice WRLD ( listens when he has a death wish )

Kyle

Buddy Holly - Weezer ( idk I feel this is his go to song when he gets aux )

The Less I Know The Better - Tame Impala ( I definitely think he tries to learn this on bass when he gets older )

American Idiot - Green Day ( I think he listens to this song when Cartman pisses him off )

Cartman

… Baby One More Time - Britney Spears ( he DEFINITELY has her school girl costume and re creates the music video in private)

Formation - Beyoncé ( he stans her, and probably has seen her live )

Last Friday Night ( TGIF ) - Katy Perry ( he wants to throw a party or go to a party like the one in the music video )

Kenny

Rhinestone Eyes - Gorillaz ( this song just screams Kenny to me )

Ode to Sleep - Twenty One Pilots ( I feel like he says he was a fan of them before they were popular/mainstream )

Rap God - Eminem ( he can rap the fast part! ask him!! he can do it!)

[nimbusghoul]

Prompts/Fandoms for Asks!

I will say i cANNOT write angst for the life of me, and this is not the extent of my list!! Im always looking for ideas.

Fandoms!!

I will add to this as i remember more!

COD, Ghost BC/The Band Ghost, Arcane, Slashers!!(Will put a list of slashers I know below, let me know if you don’t see one you like!), Supernatural, Criminal Minds, Hotline Miami, Supernatural, FNaF, Moon Knight, Webtoons!(Will list the ones i know below the slashers), MHA, Ride The Cyclone, Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Six, Hadestown, MCU, The Walten Files, Creepypasta(I am cringe but i am free), Inside Job, Beetlejuice(Musical), Danganronpa, Redacted ASMR, The Walking Dead, DC comics, Scott Pilgrim(Movie AND comics), SCP, Gorillaz, Welcome Home, Sally Face, Kingdom Hearts, Mystic Messenger, Obey Me, Helltaker

Slasher list

Michael Myers, Carrie White, Ghostface(All), Billy Lenz, Thomas Hewitt, Art the Clown, Pennywise(I am cringe but i am free x2), Jason Vorhees, Freddy Krueger, The Candyman, Brahms Heelshire, Harry Warden, Patrick Bateman, Pearl(YOUNGER VERSION ONLY, Mia Goth is hot okay?), The Sinclairs, Hannibal Lecter, Jennifer Check, Pinhead

(Let me know if i missed any you like!!)

Webtoon List

Let’s Play, Acception, Monsters & Girls, Gourmet Hound, Acception, Miracle Simulator, Down to Earth, Lore Olympus, The Devil is a Handsome Man.

Please recommend me some more webtoons you enjoy! I would love to try them!

Fluff

A)Scary Movie Night

B)Sleepy Morning

C)Family Dinner

D)Festival Date

E)Camping Date

F)Teaching(How to cook, languages, can go either ways and you can choose the material)

G)Shopping

H)Thunderstorm

I)Crafting

J)Falling Asleep together

K)Insomnia Help

L)Self Care Day

M)Talking about starting a family

N)Period Care/Sickness Care

O)Coming Home

P)Snowed/Rained in

Edit: found out i can in fact add a cutoff IM SO DUMB💚💚

Smut

(ANY KINDA DISABILITY AND VAGINISMUS CAN BE ADDED TO THESE)

1. “It’s getting late, don’t you wanna come inside?”

2. (Fluffy Smut?) Tickle Fight

3. Sexy Games (Sex Dice, Sexy Fortune Telling, Position Roulette, Card Games, Strip Poker)

4. Quickie

5. “What do you like?” - “I don’t know…” - “Then how about we find out together?”

6. Blindfolded Exploration

7. “You’re overworked, Loosen up a bit.”

8. “You’re so done when I get you alone.”

9. Wearing their clothes half naked

10. Sleepy Morning Sex

11. Pheromones

12. “Wanna take a shower?” “Sure.” “Alright, I’ll join you.”

13. Walking in on them/you changing

14. “What a great way to wake up.”

15. “Wanna try anal?” “Sure!” “Okay bend over!” “wait what?”

16. Dressing Room Sex

17. “I want to spoil you.”

18. “Can’t you knock?!”

19. “I wanna be a parent, Let’s make one”

20. Nudes of Inconvenient Timing

21. Long Distance Phone Sex

22.Birthday Sex

23. Fluffy Size Difference

24. Make Up Sex

25. Rough Size Difference

26. Gaming/Working Blowjob/Cockwarming

27. “I wanna make a sex tape.”

28. “Cute Outfit! Now take it off.”

29. “Come Help me with my zipper”

30. “What do you want for Dinner?” “you.”

[pugpugpusheen]

If you haven't noticed I sometimes write fics that are based on @strayzband.

What is Strayz Band? Simply put it is a Gorillaz swap AU by @illulamati. As followed:

Noodle has the background of canon Murdoc Murdoc has the background of canon 2d Stu (2d) has the background of canon Russel Russel has the background of canon Noodle

Now with them having the backgrounds of different characters this also means they also have some of the personality traits of their canon counterpart.

Their tumblr showcases short comics and art of the characters while on ao3 you can read phase zero and the one-shots of phase one.

Listed under the read more are all the Strayz-centered fics I've written

Always There When You're Down: gen rated G A Day for Wii Sports: gen rated G The Incident: Stu/Paula rated G And Then There Were Stars: Studoc rated T The Cook: gen rated G The Situation: gen rated G (this fic does not follow the Strayz canon, but does take place in the Strayz AU) Two Worlds: Stu/Paula and Studoc rated G Coffee Thoughts: Studoc rated G Different Tastes for Different Folks: gen rated G Cherry Lips: Studoc rated T Sleep Together: gen rated G Till The Day I Die: Studoc rated G Hand in Hand: Studoc rated G You Make my Heart go Doki Doki: Studoc rated G Always There When You're Down: Part 2: Gen or Studoc rated G A New Life: gen rated G Sleep: gen rated G Mother Figure: gen rated G So We Meet Again: Studoc rated G A Thousand Nights Like These: Studoc rated G Fix Me Now: gen rated T Shower Routines: gen rated G It's My Day: gen rated G Felt: gen rated T

[imlivinginyourtrashcan]

The Kenny hc trade anon knows you have em already. What I meant is GIVE US ALL OF IT. please. If ya want to. Not forcing ofc.

Ahhh!!! Ok. SOOOOO let me get goin with this im SO excited. There may not be alot cuz Ken isnt my number 1 but I still like him:

Unnatural eye color cus of the whole cthulu thing

Its probably yellow or purple depending on how youre feeling

Has scars from all the times he died

But they reset if he has an explosion related death

Learned how to stitch in case his sisters toys broke

Ended up using it to fix his own parka and clothes

Does small jobs for people in exchange for money

His parents steal it for their addictions tho the bastards

Makes seggsual jokes but not in the adult way

More like in the

"Ur mom"

Way

Sure hes lewd but no way an eight year old can know THAT much.

Hair is messy as shit

He kinda smellz... he cant help it tho he cant afford to shower

Has school lunch debt :(

Its ok tho his friends help him pay it back

But he had to eat cheese sandwhiches when his debt was low (i had to do that too)

Does crazy shit for the bit

Excellent tree climber but gets bruised so easy

Doesnt have a missing tooth to me, that tooth was a baby one not permanent

Loves frog and bug collecting

Will show you the scariest most ATROCIOUS looking bug and be like

"Guys look!"

And then everyone else shrieks

Draws "squidwards" on the whiteboard

His older brother moved out of the house

Or got kicked out

Idk

Has a horrible relationship with his parents

Based on a story of my friend but he ate dandelions and acted high once

Autistic/ADHD. Idk which one

Cuz i can look at him and picture both

Maybe he has both?

Im not touching gender but sexuality? Definetly a women lover. I don't see him liking men tbh

Bunny is cute tho

I just think he works better with Kelly (that one girl from GGWK) or Tammy (but shes a fifth grader sooo...eughhh...)

Got into his parents addiction stash

He now has bad habitz

That man listens to gorillaz you cant say otherwise

Either that or

Bimbocore music

Just to be silly

Hes not his fathers son

His mom had an affair

His hairs WAY too blonde

Kennys dad has dirty blonde and so does Karen and his brother

But he has bright blond/marigold

Doodles all over his work

Mr garrison had to take points off his assignments cuz of it

Perfectly fine with being a chick for pretend

Batman hyperfixation

Actually no

Superhero hyperfixation

Batmans just his favorite

Clear parellels with batmans costume and mysterions

Eats dirt

Sometimes it has bugs in it (extra protein)

Def the mf to say "peepee poopoo" at a sleepover to keep everyone up

Speaking of

Dont fall asleep near him

He will draw a weewee on your foorehead and give you a mustache

Quiet in class

Loud asf with his friends

Thats all of em!!! Enjoy anons!!!!

[coconutki]

Megumi as bf headcanons

‼️there is aged up nsfw stuff‼️

Megumi 😩✋

- [ ] Seems mean but is actually sweet asf

- [ ] Would go out with you and stargaze

- [ ] nighttime walks? Let’s gooooo

- [ ] Y’all probably been liking each other the whole time without either of y’all knowing until someone (cough cough nobara) said somethin 😭

- [ ] Y’all would listen to music together (and you sleep on his shoulder yk that cute shit)

- [ ] Lowkey Enjoys watching you do ur hair cause he thinks it’s interesting

- [ ] Gets embarrassed by little things but doesn’t like to show it lol unless his ears betray him

- [ ] Loves your laugh and smile will do anything to protect that.

- [ ] Need more of a hair product? He gotchu fr.

- [ ] He doesn’t rlly like crowded places so I guess he’d be into more chill activities like cafe dates and aquarium visits.

-[ ] I feel like he’d like Going to find records and CDs at music stores.

- [ ] He’s a little grumpy but it’s cute he’s like a cat Fr

- [ ] likes cuddling you

- [ ] He’s quiet but it’s okay cause he shows his love through small actions probably

- [ ] He caresses your knuckles when ur upset and/or need reassurance

- [ ] Probably wouldn’t be mad at him a lot but if you were he’d be sad and broody

- [ ] “Please don’t be upset…”

- [ ] I think he’d like mitsuki lowkey gorillaz and sad broody ass stuff tbh but anywayyys

Nsfw

- [ ] Very meticulous he gonna make SURE his shawty feelin right

- [ ] Lookkk….he’d probably like reverse cowgirl juss saying

- [ ] Caring but passionate at the same time

- [ ] Usually would let you top but you get embarrassed sometimes with him looking you lol

- [ ] “You’re so pretty..”

- [ ] Blushing for sure but he gets the job doneee

- [ ] Showers you in kisses during missionary

- [ ] Would definitely enjoyy watching you lick him like a lollipop lmao (yes like the song)

- [ ] Between me and you.. he likes hearing you moan his name softly in his ear as you bounce on his d-

- [ ] Lowkey likes titties

- [ ] Kisses and rubs on yours when he’s warming you up for the final act lol

- [ ] Barely moans but His moans are cute his voice cracks a little when he cums hard awe

- [ ] Kinda quiet tbh but is looking at you and making sure you feel good too

- [ ] Very sweet during and after gives great aftercare ofc

- [ ] “I love you.”

- [ ] You love kissing his forehead and snuggling into him

[clementine-side-blog]

Edward Nashton Headcanons (SFW)

Summary: My personal headcanons for Edward Nashton. Again, these are MY personal headcanons and I use them for when I write about him. So, yeah. I can't believe I'm just now writing headcanons for this guy. This is long overdue.

(Read Below For Headcanons)

Personality:

I fully believe that he has autism, like you cannot change my mind. Plus, it's canon that the Riddler has autism! In my opinion, he has the "I'm a genius" autism, but also the "watching documentaries about WWII at 2 AM" kind of autism as well.

Overall, he's a pretty reserved guy. It takes a while for him to come out of his shell. He's shy, timid, nerdy, and a little awkward. He does NOT know how to talk to people, especially people he finds attractive.

Once you get to know him though, and become friends, he's a very friendly man. He's super caring, a good listener, and has a great sense of humor.

He's a fucking super genius. It's canon in the DC Universe that his IQ is 190. This man is so fucking smart and he basically knows everything about everything.

When he has a crush on someone (obviously you), he CANNOT get them out of his head. He quite literally becomes obsessed and, might I add, a bit possessive.

He has trauma from living at the orphanage. The reason this goes under the "personality" category, is because it shaped who he was as a person. Let me explain...

Egotistical/Arrogant: Edward was a very bright kid, but no one ever recognized him for it. Because of this, he grew up to think highly of himself, as no one else did. Edward thinks, no, he knows that he's the smartest man in Gotham. This can lead to him making others feel small/dumb, but it's never his intention.

Protective: Since he never felt protected or loved growing up, he strives to make his partner feel like that. He wants to shower them with the love, affection, and praise that he never got. As your boyfriend, and best friend, he wants nothing more than to love you unconditionally. This also means that he spoils you SO MUCH, like so fucking much.

Hobbies:

Obviously, the number one is solving puzzles. Riddles, crosswords, sudokus, etc. If it's a puzzle, he'll solve it.

When he's bored, or if he's just relaxing (like watching a movie), he'll sometimes play with a Rubik's cube. His fastest record for solving a Rubik's cube was around 6 seconds.

He loves reading. As a kid, that was basically all he did. He reads basically every genre (barely any romance though). Edward loves to go to a bookstore, or Barnes & Noble, and just hang out.

Surprisingly, he's a very good cook. He always makes really good food, and sometimes uses some herbs/spices that he grows out on the fire escape outside his living room window.

He's a Twitch streamer! Can't change my mind about that. He's got a cool setup in his bedroom that is decorated very nicely. He'll watch documentaries, true crime stuff, play video games, etc. Since he's a forensic accountant (and had to learn about forensics in general), he'll explain and go into depth about certain things in crime. It's actually very educational, but he makes it fun as well!

Bro LOVES video games. He plays basically all of them. He loves Resident Evil games, Silent Hill, Horizon Zero Dawn, Minecraft (he has tried to build all of Gotham in minecraft), Fallout, Half-Life, Outlast, and basically any other shit you can think of.

His music taste consists of basically everything except country music. He LOVES metal/rock music. Here are some of his favorite bands...

Weezer; ICP; Green Day; blink-182, Gorillaz; Slipknot; Korn; I Monster; Megadeth; System Of A Down; Nirvana; Radiohead; and Foo Fighters. He also likes classical music and operas.

Random:

In the orphanage, he read lots of books, and some of those were about different languages. He basically taught himself...like...a bunch of different languages just for fun. A few of his favorite languages to learn were French, Spanish, and even Korean. He also knows a handful of Latin, though it's not really a language people speak anymore. He just likes to brag about how he knows Latin and most people don't, lol.

He likes his apartment and everything he owns to be clean, and sometimes he'll get random bursts of energy and deep clean his entire apartment.

He has a diary :)

Favorite color is green, obviously, but purple is a close second.

He has sensory issues. He hates the feeling of fleece especially.

Edward is queer. It's that simple. He doesn't like a specific gender, he doesn't dislike a specific gender, he just likes who he likes! :)

One of his favorite shows ever is Breaking Bad.

One of his favorite movies ever is American Psycho. He read the book too. Edward knows that it's a satire, don't worry, he doesn't relate to Patrick Bateman at all. He just thinks the movie is funny and loves how it shows how ridiculous "metrosexual" men are.

He can do a great impression of Patrick Bateman, including the facial expressions.

He also loves Fight Club, because cmon its a classic and its so fucking good. Also, he thinks Brad Pitt is hot in the movie...

Knows how to play guitar very well!

His hair is a little shaggy (imagine young Paul Dano, like when he was 20ish)

[dewedup]

GLOOMY GLOOMY GLOOMY

I’m back to tell you random hcs about Rain bc i’m a little shit Xb

I think he would listen to Cigarettes After Sex and TV Girl in the shower and Gorillaz when he’s doing house chores

He’s definitely shaved his lil beard and mustache a few times, everyone was all over him, Rory def begged him to eat her out

That’s all I got rn, my tummy hurts 😢

-You know who I am 🫶

RAIN IS A GORILLAZ STAN I WILL HEAR NO OTHER OPINIONS ON THIS SUBJECT!!!

hm like smooth baby face rain?? or the little stubble like 5 o'clock shadow rain, two VERY different things, both INSANELY attractive to me

thank your for dropping rain hc's in my box, i will always accept more brain rot on my bbg water ghoul 🖤 ps i hope your tummy feels better soon!!!

[damonjuicyscock]

Could you do a Dilf Damon x milf Justine

Or

Dilf Damon x reader where Damon catches y/n masterbateing in the shower and moaning his name??

I love Justine but I'm not writing for her, sorry, so it will be Dilf Damon X Reader :)

Red Lights (Dilf ! Damon Albarn X Reader)

Pairing: Dilf ! Damon Albarn X Reader

Warnings: SMUTTY AF (masturbation, oral both receiving, P in V sex, it’s shower sex guys), language, maybe a few spelling mistakes

Words: 2184

A/N: Here I am, back with this smutty oneshot! It’s inspired from a song I really love called Red Lights by the 80’s-90’s English band Curiosity Killed the cat (some of you may know them I don’t know), but this song inspires me a lot because it is sensual AF. I hope you’ll like it! Enjoy!

It was a Thursday evening, and you just came back from work. It was 8pm and you were planning on seeing your friend Damon.

He often came to your workplace. You were a pet groomer who also owned a cat’s bar. One day, one of your favourite singers in the world, Damon Albarn, made its appearance. He looked stressed and having a coffee with a cat laid on his lap relaxed him a lot, so his visits became regular. You got to knew each other, even though you were way younger than him and you soon became friends.

Tonight, he was planning on making you discover the Gorillaz’s cartoon that was supposed to be out on Netflix the year after. He had it on DVD.

When you arrived in front of your front door, Damon already was there.

Hey, I’m sorry, I may be late! You said

No worries, I’m the one early. Got a problem with the Cat’s bar?

Yeah, One of the cat got sick, I had to take him to the vet.

I’m sorry to hear this, is he okay?

Yeah, no worries, he ate a lizard, and it made him sick. The vet just gave me some meds for him to take during the two following days and he’ll get better.

You fumbled in your jean’s pockets and found your keys, opening the front door of your apartment and you both entered. While entering, you smelled Damon’s cologne that was driving you so crazy. Damn, this man was so attractive, and he smelled so good.

You might want to take a shower before we eat?

Gladly, I’ll make us something to eat after, make yourself comfortable.

No, I’ll do it myself. So at least you’ll eat something nice right after getting out of your so needed shower.

No Damon I…

I insist Y/N. Go have a nice shower love. He said, smiling

you responded with a smile as well and went to the bathroom.

Inside it, you exhaled loudly and started taking off your clothes. Damn, you had a huge crush on Damon, but you also desired him. You felt a sudden pool between your legs, being aroused just by thinking about him.

But then the memory came back to you: He was 54, and you were only in your 20’s.

You tried to calm down as you entered the shower, and hot water began running on your body and your head.

As you were washing your hair, your eyes closed, flashes of Damon taking you in the shower were running inside your head.

You were damn horny, and you had to do something about it.

When you were done rinsing your hair, you heard what seemed to be music on the speakers in your living room. You knew the song, as you had your 80’s era when you were younger and discovered the band listening to an 80’s web radio where their most famous song was often played. You thought he did on purpose but actually, he couldn’t know what you felt for him as you never told him.

Calling out the word sparing vocal tones that hardly can be heard I look into your eyes, and while I dream of you You take me by surprise

You let your hand slide in between your legs, your fingers finding your magic bundle of joy, as you threw your head back against the wall. It was the perfect song to do this. And what you also imagined he was doing to you on this song… My my, you were in trouble.

You rubbed it a few times, sliding on your knees, imagining yourself taking Damon in your hand and sucking him, his head thrown back against the wall, his hand in your hair, moaning as if there was no tomorrow.

Oh Damon… You muttered

The touch of your hand gives me the command to donate To donate myself to loving you How can it be that a feeling so free's radiated from thee to me And cuts through

You let a finger enter you, pumping in a back-and-forth motion and added a second, which made you moan loudly.

But he couldn’t hear you. He probably was in the kitchen, which was far and at the same time not so far from the bathroom.

Then you imagined him, crawling between your legs, and let his long and nice tongue do its work on your womanhood.

You were craving him. Fuck yeah you were.

I ain't gonna leave this one to fate No red lights could ever make, me wait, don't make me wait.

The thing is, you didn't hear the bathroom door open, and you didn't know that Damon had been standing there watching you for almost two minutes, panting like a dog, his hand massaging the growing bulge in his pants.

When you opened your eyes, you let out a scream, surprised to see him.

Damon! Oh my God, what are you doing here?

I wanted to ask you where you did keep your spices, but apparently, I found a better spice for tonight’s meal.

What? You… How much did you see?

Far too much to stay insensitive and do nothing. But before seeing, I heard.

Oh fuck… you said, hiding your face in embarrassment

It’s okay Y/N. At least now, I know I’m not the only one to feel this. What were you thinking about, when you touched yourself, that you were moaning my name? He asked, seductively

A-a-about you.

But what was I doing to you?

You don’t know how the sudden confidence came, but it came.

Join me in the shower if you want to know so bad.

Damon smirked; his gaze full of lust.

Oh, you won’t have to repeat it twice.

Damon took his clothes off as quickly as lightning passing through the sky and entered in the small shower with you.

And now, tell me. What was I doing to you? He repeated lowly in his deep voice

Riding on the wave On a life-long journey on the frequency you gave And all that I can say Is that you make me feel OK, everyday

I was the one to start at first.

Let me fulfil your fantasies. Show me. Place me wherever you want. I am your wooden puppet. I am at your humble service. He answered

You pushed him against the cold tiles of the shower making him hiss at first before getting on your knees in front of him.

Oh, I see exactly what you are getting at now… He said

You took his member in your hand and began stroking him, pumping him in your hand, as your flash realized itself by itself.

Damon started moaning loudly, you could tell it had been quite some time he didn’t do anything.

You approached your lips from his rock-hard length and started kitten licking the tip, swirling your tongue around it, as Damon threw his head back against the wall, his hand grabbing a fistful of your hair in the process.

Oh fuck Y/N, just like that… He groaned

You kept going at it, until you felt him twitch inside your mouth.

I-Is i-is it the only thing I was doing to you? He grunted

You let go of him with a loud pop.

You got on your feet again and kissed him passionately. Your tongue asked for entrance, and he let you, allowing him to taste himself on your lips and tongue.

When the kiss came to an end, he looked at you with desire and love.

And now?

In my fantasies you go down on me. You say, looking at him in the same exact way

Your orders, madam’

Damon started kissing your neck, sliding to your breasts, sucking at one of them, then kissing your belly and losing himself in between your legs.

Oh God…

I know love. I know.

You could tell the man had a lot of experience. He was very talented with his tongue.

His lips caught your clit between them, and he licked it and suckled it. Slowly, he was taking you to paradise.

You felt his large hands spread your legs a bit more so he could have a better access to give you pleasure.

His thumb started massaging your clit, while his index was pushing at your entrance, as if to ask permission.

Please Damon, please…

What do you want from me Babygirl? Tell me what you want, I’ll do everything.

I need your fingers, please…

But where do you want them?

Seriously? You dare asking me this?

I need to know where you want them. I can’t do anything if you don’t.

I want them inside me. And I also want your tongue. Just keep doing what you’re doing but add your fingers, I beg you!

It makes me high as a kite when I reach you in flight, yes it does Won't you spread your wings and take my love Any old time it'll do it's just fine - just be mine, - be mine

Damon executed himself and soon he was pumping his fingers in and out of you, his tongue still working on your clit.

Oh fuck! You shouted

His fingers soon found your magic G-spot and when he saw how it made you react, he kept hitting it with his long, beautiful and talented fingers on purpose.

Your legs started trembling and a knot invaded your lower abdomen indicating you wouldn’t last long. Damon felt it and smiled, proud of himself.

Are you close love? Do you want me to make you cum or do you want to wait for me for this?

Make me cum! please make me cum! I can go at it again, please, I can’t hold on anymore!

His fingers sped up their actions and here you were, a moaning mess, squirming under your lover’s touch.

He was clearly enjoying himself when doing this. His gaze was on you, smirking and humming when you got to your climax.

You were oversensitive after that, but you needed it. You needed what would happen next.

And now? He asked again

You know what you have to do… You said, approaching your lips dangerously from his

I told you, you have to tell me what you want.

Take me Damon…

Do you want to ride me or do you want me to take you against this wall?

No. Take me.

it didn't fall on deaf ears. Ten seconds after, you had your legs wrapped around Damon’s pelvis, him deep inside you, thrusting inside you.

I ain't gonna leave this one to fate No red lights could ever make, me wait, don't make me wait

His lips were on yours, not leaving them while he was drilling inside you, groaning and panting.

Your insides were melting around him, the hot water now being cold running on your bodies were adding sensations to your lovemaking.

No red lights will make me wait now, make me wait now It's the right time baby No, no, no there ain't no stoppin us, there ain't no stoppin us Cause it's the right time baby - take my hand Got to understand, i'm at your command - take me high There ain't no stoppin us, there ain't no stoppin us cause it's the right time baby Got to understand, i'm at your command 

Do you like this? Feeling me inside you? Filling you up?

Yes Damon, yes!

Let them hear baby. Let them hear you scream my name. Let them hear who makes you feel this good.

Oh God, he was so good at this.

The feeling of this heat coming back in your lower abdomen and your legs shaking told you that he made his effect on you and that you were close to your climax.

Damon’s movement became sloppy, indicating he wasn’t far from his climax as well.

I’m not gonna last love, are you close? He asked, panting

Fuck yes! Make me cum again Damon, make me scream your name, make the neighbours hear your name!

This threw him over the edge.

His body started shaking as well, and he had trouble keeping your legs in his arms but managed to hold on.

You came loudly just a few seconds before him.

Then he groaned loudly a few times and pulled out before he could spill inside you.

He let go of your legs and you both fell on the ground of the shower.

You managed to turn the water off, while you were both left panting and in total ecstasy.

And now? He asked, smiling

And now, it's as you wish. You answered the same

I have a few ideas. He smirked

Show me.

I won’t make you wait another time.

[soldier-requests]

can i get a playlist for a tiger therian? i like kind of ethereal/mystical music, or anything that reminds you of a jungle or forest. please include some nonlyricals/instrumentals! thank you eternally :3

hello! sorry for being so late, but hopefully you like some of these songs. happy new year!

songs go like "song" + "artist"

"Evening Wind" + "Joe Hisaishi"

"Heimr Àrnadalr" (From 'Frozen'/Score) + "Christophe Beck"

"Tulou Tagaloa" + "Olivia Foa'i"

"Around" + "Modulogeek"

"Shalala" + "Moses Gunn Collective"

"Sunshine Recorder" + "Boards of Canada"

"Lycanthrope" + "NOMAD_theband"

"Creature of the Night" + "Air Traffic Controller"

"I Am Here To Lose Control" + "De Staat"

"We are Gods! We are Wolves!" + "Le Loup"

"Werewolf Heart" + "Dead Man's Bones"

"In The Room Where You Sleep" + "Dead Man's Bones"

"Fangs" + "Younger Hunger"

"Therian" + "Papadosio"

"Feels Like We Only Go Backwards" + "Tame Impala"

"Plastic Beach" + "Gorillaz" and "Mick Jones" and "Paul Simonon"

"I Can't Wait" + "Nu Shooz"

"Shut Eye" + "Stealing Sheep"

"Animal Impulses" + "IAMX"

"Kitty City" + "Cyriak Harris"

"I Saw an Angel" + "Puzzle"

"Photosynthesis" + "Blank Banshee"

"Bathsalts" + "Blank Banshee"

"The Mind Electric" + "Miracle Musical"

"Temptation Stairway" (Waltz Variation) + "Metaroom"

"Blood In The Wine" + "AURORA"

"Little Boy In The Grass" + "AURORA"

"LIGHT SHOWER" + "Melanie Martinez"

"SPIDER WEB" + "Melanie Martinez"

"最後の楽園" (in english: "The Last Paradise") + "Haruomi Hosono"

"This Is My Beloved" + "Mort Garson"

"lain" + "C4FF31N3"

"6pm" (from Animal Crossing) + "Arcade Player"

"K.K. Jazz" (from Animal Crossing) + "Arcade Player"

"Town Gate" (from Animal Crossing) + "Arcade Player"

"13 Angels Standing Guard 'Round The Side Of Your Bed" + "Silver Mt. Zion"

"I'm Not Human At All" (Copenhagen X Sessions) + "Sleep Party People"

"I Am Shell I Am Bone" + "Gazelle Twin"

"Wrath Of God" + "Crystal Castles"

"Love You" + "The Free Design"

"Once Upon a December" (from Anastasia) + "Emile Pandolfi"

"Landscape With a Fairy" + "aspidistrafly"

"Aquarius" + "Lor"

"village song" + "Paris Paloma"

"Come Along" + "Cosmo Sheldrake"

"Birthday Suit" + "Cosmo Sheldrake"

"Entangled Life" + "Merlin Sheldrake" and "Cosmo Sheldrake"

"In the Woods Somewhere" + "Hozier"

"Old Black Train" (feat. Justin Rubenstein) + "The Blasting Company" (Over The Garden Wall)

"Merry Go Round of Life" (Howl's Moving Castle) + "Vitamin String Quartet"

"Inside Out" + "Duster"

"Insomniac" + "Memo Boy" and "Chakra Efendi"

"Woodland" + "The Paper Kites"

"Featherstone" + "The Paper Kites"

"Willow Tree March" + "The Paper Kites"

"Oceanic Feeling" + "Lorde"

"Sunflower" + "Rex Orange County"

"Blackbird" (Remastered 2009) + "The Beatles"

"Here Comes The Sun" (Remastered 2009) + "The Beatles"

"Call Me The Breeze" + "John Mayer"

"Rule #28 - Sand" + "Fish In a Birdcage" and "Raquel Lily" and "Atlys"

"The Bug Collector" + "Haley Heynderickx"

"Call me" + "90sFlav"

"Everything at Once" + "Lenka"

"Firefly Lullabies" + "Ava Beathard"

"Howling at the Moon" + "Skyhill"

"Changing Colors" + "Hiwet Tesmi"

"La femme à la peau bleue" + "Vendredi sur Mer"

"Les Fleurs" + "Minnie Riperton"

"Monk's Robes" + "Deradoorian"

"Lavender Moon" + "Haroula Rose"

"Lions" + "Jenny Hval" and "Vivian Wang"

"Caribbean Blue" (Remastered 2009) + "Enya"

"Avalanches and Unfamiliar Ways to Die" + "Ha Vay"

"Sea, Swallow Me" + "Cocteau Twins" and "Harold Budd"

"Persephone" + "Cocteau Twins"

"Moses" + "Elizabeth Fraser"

"Andromeda" + "Weyes Blood"

"Holocene" (feat. Weyes Blood) + "Zella Day"

"Caliope" (Remastered 2011) + "Maanam"

"Mishima" + "Daphne Guinness"

"Mermaids" + "Florence + The Machine"

"Fairy Fountain" + "Super Guitar Bros"

"Glory Box" + "Portishead"

"Waffles" + "Whatever, Dad"

"Would I Be The One" + "Sean Ono Lennon"

"Electric Counterpoint: III. Fast" + "Steve Reich" and "Mats Bergström"

"Speak For Me" + "Cat Power"

"Bolero" + "BLAST! Ensemble"

"All the Candles in the World" + "Jane Siberry"

"Clouds" + "Resavoir"

"all I understand is that I don't understand" + "toe"

"The Moon Will Sing" + "The Crane Wives"

"Metaphor" + "The Crane Wives"

"The Moon and the Stars" + "John Mark Nelson"

"Mr. Fox in the Fields" + "Alexandre Desplat"

"Alive" + "Phil Lober"

"Star of the County Down" + "Van Morrison" + "The Chieftains"

"Acolyte" + "Slaughter Beach" and "Dog"

dividers from @/animatedglittergraphics-n-more and @/cringecrew

[thehorrorsoftheblackbunnymask]

Ooooh now that you answered that I had another question 👀

So, I've been listening to "She's my Collar" by Gorillaz and "Snap Out of It" by Artic Monkeys, and it got me thinking.

(Using she/her pronouns for the Darling because it's what makes me comfortable, but you can write the darling GN I don't really mind :D)

Imagine if Toby's Darling actually managed to calm him down?

Like he can cuddle next to her at night and feel...safe? All of a sudden he feels like he's too tired to hurt her, especially when she's holding him so warm and caring. That all he wants to do his hold her closer to make all the bad thoughts go away, as pathetic as it makes him look.

Or maybe he makes a mean-spirited comment, only for her to dismiss it like nothing and speak to him normally. Maybe it might have hurt her a bit, but she doesn't let it get under her skin and quickly poses him another topic to distract him.

For example:

Toby, obviously being mean: you know...I've been looking at the meat cleaver and, do you think that if I cut your head in half it'll cut clean or get stuck?

Y/N: Yeah yeah that's cool, but did you know that the brain thought of itself? I mean, he realized that we have brains, but how? Using our brains!! :0

Toby: 👁👄👁

All of a sudden, he's talking about his genuine interests rather than threats or disgusting comments. He doesn't care about the way that Masky insult him and jeers at him when he's got you to look forward to.

Having someone who treats him like an equal, even if she was scared and disturbed by him at first, would probably affect him in a big way.

To the point that if she's not with him for a mission, or not there for him after a mission, he'll go bonkers. Trashing the room desperately looking for her, only for her to step out of the shower like: 🧍

I know it's fluffy compared to what you normally write but I feel like it would be a nice breather from your usual dark content.

I like this one

I feel like for Toby's entire life he's been an outcast and not really treated as an equal, so when you started to treat him an equal after all the bullshit he's out you through, he'd fall even harder and would grow really attached to you.

He would still say his threats, that's just how he is and he can't control that part about him.

I feel like if he was in a really bad state of mind he would go to you and just cuddle with you on his bed. I feel like this would cause him to believe you love him, wither it's real or not.

A downside to this tho is that you'll be a lot more isolated. Like, in my interpretation of the Proxies they don't live in "Slenderman Mansion." None of the pastas do. I feel like they'd all live in like cabins or apartments because they doing missions all the time and don't got time for all of that. So he'd keep you locked in his room 24/7 just so you don't get hurt and so you don't escape.

[omgcheez]

@waitingonavision @metaphoricaltigers

✨when you get this you have to put 5 songs you actually listen to, then tag 10 of your favorite followers✨ (non-obligatory)

Idk what that means entirel but here's spme stuff ig

1. My Jinji- Sunset Rollercoaster

2 Girls& Boys Blur

3 Déjate Llevar-the Marías(idk could put a few songs from the Marías. I haven't listened *as much* as I did before, but her voice is so pretty live)

4. Buttercup- Shonen Knife (Fun fact: I found out about this song because the PPG CD. I also got introduced to Cornelius, who I also enjoy.)

5. Gal Costa's rendition of Aquarela do Brazil

Bonus: This Entire Playlist while I shower:

I think last time I listed LIAR·SADIST·COWARD, so I am rwfraining but I do very much enjoy Cymbals. Some other bands I kinda wanted to put in are Pitcher56, Cuco, Saint Motel, Los Retros,Gorillaz, The Strokes,and Ituana

Seriously, why are you making me choose music?

I'm gonna leave you 2 out because you tagged me, but uh... here's some people I think are really neat

@naoko-world @madrigaljail @muqre @redcookies-bestcookies @clownmoontoon @pogona @emberkyrlee @immabethehero @empty-cryptid @ro-bun

[aleatoryw]

as tagged by @wordssometimesfail, it's time for the top 10 songs from my on repeat! it's summer soundtrack time babey!

Ride or Die - Hippo Campus. this band has been skirting around my periphery for years bc they're a genre I usually listen to, but i never got into them until spotify suggested this one and the beat hooked me

Hello - Grouplove. somehow every summer grouplove puts out music they manage to make THE song of the summer, just saying.

The Ballad of Mr Steak - Kishi Bashi. weird lyrics, phenomenal violin playing, groovy synth. I've had one or two kishi bashi songs in my playlists for a few years but recently decided to expand and listen to more of his discography and found this banger right away

American Blood - Passion Pit. new music from passion pit my best friend passion pit???? in 2023??? yes and he nails it again <3

Pink Pony Club - Chappell Roan. this one is brand new to me - I attended a burlesque show and one of the performers danced to this song - but it's SUCH an earworm. it's also conveniently right in my vocal range so i've been singing it a lot.

Hot Pink - Cousin Tony's Brand New Firebird. my local college radio station played this song a while back and this entire album has been on repeat ever since, but this one is still my fave. the singer's voice is so deep and rich.

Kids with Guns - Gorillaz. currently making and listening to a playlist for my beloved OC Nimble, who was raised in a crime family and started holding a gun at a pretty young age.

Capacity - Charly Bliss. another band with a really distinct lead singer, but in the opposite direction - both girlish and grungy, high and tinged with vocal fry. the rest of the band also slaps.

songs 9 and 10 on my list are repeat artists (another Charly Bliss song and another Cousin Tony's Brand New Firebird) so I'm breaking the pattern to plug two songs from lower on the list. Cold Cold Man by Saint Motel has been stuck in my head for days (that piano opening is so catchy!), and Can't Behave by Courtney Jaye is my current go to sing in the shower song - this is another one gifted to me by the campus radio station and shazam.

Thanks for tagging me!! cordially inviting @sleepsong, @mikeykeats22, @plantboy-elliott, @sadspacegoat, and anyone who has read my new star wars fic to participate :)

[screampied]

hayoooo vaygus 💋💋💋

i’m glad da hear that you got some rest 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼!! omagaaaaa vinyls 😈😈, which one did you buy ? and plant food ?😭😭i didn’t know it existed 😨

i had a good day although tiring, but when i got home i changed the sheets, vacuumed and cleaned my room then showered and settled in my bed with my pou (lol idk if you see but the game pou (i bought a doll of it recently…impulse purchasing they say 😞😞) and then enjoyed some free time after all the exams🤞🏼🤞🏼

wouuuuyh, an actor seems so kewl and it suits you really good ☝🏼☝🏼 i have interest toward medicine too but the studies are so hard and long 😪😭😭 like i find the anatomy and just the medical sector so fascinating in general so i aspire to be a surgeon one day 🤷🏻‍♀️

otherwise, i’d reeeeeeally like to have a vlog channel (or a channel in general on ytb) and so TRAVEL. the first dream on my bucket list is to travel allllll around the world and also film it bc i loooove editing and stuff. i also would like to write more on tumblr specially in english, so, my other dream is to be bilingual 💆🏻‍♀️💆🏻‍♀️💆🏻���♀️ and to keep on with tumblr, having a community on it would be a must ,LIKE, having anons or ppl talking and sharing their life seems so kewl too 🌚🌚 and i think it’s gutch for nowww

off topic but, what are you 3 top song of the moment? for me, the songs i have on repeat are :

-astrology, kali uchis (unreleased)

-she’s my collar, gorillaz ft kali uchis 🌚

-low, sza

those songs are playing on repeat rent free in ma head 👨🏻‍🦲👨🏻‍🦲👨🏻‍🦲also off topic but you really gimme SZA vibes ???? (/pos ofc)

well bye bye (i wrote a whole essay sorry😭😭😭) have a good day, day at work, a good night and dreams 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼!

-🌟

helloooowww star 👨🏽‍💻💓

hehe yessss, i love anything vintage related so i have a lil vinyl collection — mostly the vinyls hang around my room and the rest i play while i work or write >.< i got the demon days vinyl by gorillaz and a night at the opera by queen, two of my fav bands of all time 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ i wanna get a tame impala vinyl too bc currents is prob my favvv album ever

lel yes 🧘‍♀️ i have a venus flytrap and it basically eats bugs and stuff like that. its near my garden, plant food in general i usually buy things like miracle gro n stuff !!

i’m glad u had a good day tho !!!! my day was okay, yesterday i basically stayed inside and did nothing. i’m gonna visit some campuses later today maybe and i have a piercing appointment today also 🙂‍↕️ LOOK AT UUUU being productive 🤞🏽 this is inspiring me to do spring cleaning today (is it still spring aha) so thank u !! <3 aw i remember pou, i used to stave mine bc i forgot ab it. poor bb

ooooo a vlog channel would be so nice !!!! 💓 i kinda wanted to do smth like that too, like it could help w my speaking bc i hate speaking but its soothing to record urself and just talk yk? doing grwms or shopping hauls would be soooo cute. and same i wanna travel too, i hope to visit the states one day (im from the carribbean) but i wouldn’t know where i wanna go first :0

THANKKK YOU 💖 i know right, i kinda backed out of medicine bc of the long years of school you need for it. im okay w my current career path but imagining me as a neurosurgeon would be kinda cool 🙂‍↕️ it was greys anatomy that even made me so interested in medicine LMAO. ik how the show is nothing like irl but i loveee greys n had a little doctor phase for a while heh. but i wish u luck on ur writing + bilingual journey !!!! you got this my friend mwah mwah

top three fav songs would be — dark vacay by cigarettes after sex, pyramids by frank ocean, and evil by melanie martinez

ITS OKKAAY i always appreciate whenever u stop by 💓💓 you too love have a good day !! BISSOUS 💋