#should've slapped her. i wanted to tbh

[robotpussy]

how does your breath stink so bad I can smell it through my mask (the bitch was literally leaning on me tbh)

[thebluester2020]

[SDV] Kinktober Day 5: "Double Penetration"

Summary: A rather spicy edition of Solarian Chronicles becomes more after you suggest you want to apply what the characters are doing to real life.

Warning(s): Threesome, Spit-roasting, Deep-throating, General filth that's expected out of Kinktober tbh.

Side Note(s): At this rate, I'm gonna aim to write a damn smut book man. I'm pumping out these fics like it's nothin'. 💀

Also, this prompt is loosely followed. I mostly wanted a reason to write spit-roasting 😔

Slight Edit: Anon told me that I spelled Sebastian’s name wrong and- the amount of times I spelled his name with a DAMN O. Y’all— you saw nothing (now to check if my other fics have this case of me spelling his name with an o-)

"Why don't we make this reality~?"

Those were the words that led you to ending up in your current predicament. You, naked on the floor and currently being spit-roasted between sucking Sebastion's cock whilst Sam fucked into you as if he were afraid you were suddenly going to disappear, all the while he whispered the most heinous words into your ear with such sinful whines to add on top of it!

Should you have been more embarrassed to suggest having sex after a particularly spicy round of Solarion Chronicles? Mayyybeee. But were you?

Definitely not.

. . .

A needy whine left Sam's lips, his breath washing over your ear as his arms were currently wrapped around your torso, his hips slamming against your ass desperately. "F-Fuck man...we shoulda did this sooner," He moaned. You moaned around Sebastian's cock when Sam suddenly rubbed against a spongey spot along with your inner walls, the reverberation of your moan on his cock making Sebastion hiss in pleasure as his grip on your hair tightened.

"Yoba...fuck, keep fucking her like that...she seems to like what you were doing."

"Oh?" Sam said teasingly. "You mean...here."

Another moan left your kiss-swollen lips, a creamy white ring beginning to form around Sam's cock as he lightly bit the shell of your ear before leaning back to admire what he was doing to you. "You're right Seb, she seems to realllyyy like it." He panted. His hand then came to part your pussy lips farther apart, a gasp choking up in your throat as you could feel the blue-eyed blonde twitch inside of you.

You whined when Sam's hands then came to grip your waist, fucking harder into you as his balls slapped against your overstimulated clit from the effort. Slowly, you felt your orgasm begin to creep up on you, but...with how blurry your vision was and the combined pleasure of the two men using you. You weren't sure if you would even be able to handle such an intense orgasm.

"Fuck—" Sebastian gasped as his hand shakily released its grip upon your hair to trail down to cup the side of your cheek, an infatuated look hiding just behind his obvious lust for you. You struggled to look up at him through your tears, yet despite your rapid blinking, the sight of the obvious blush of embarrassment on his face made it all the more worth it. Behind you, Sam groaned at the scene before him. "S-So pretty..." Sebastian whispered.

"Right?" Sam agreed. "Should've fucked 'er sooner...with a pussy this tight, this needy...we gotta do this every time we come over for Solarion Chronicles, eh Sebastion?" Wordlessly, Sebastian nodded his head as he felt his orgasm begin to approach, his dick twitching inside of your throat, making you cough around him.

Concerned, Sebastian quickly pulled you off his cock much to your disappointment. "I...I'm fine..." You said with a dazed grin.

"S-Shit...you like it really rough don't you farmer?" Sam moaned as his torso came to rest against your back once more, his larger hands placing themselves on your own as he rolled his hips into you with even more urgency. You clenched at the sound of Sam's whines and pleas for you to allow him cum inside, the nastiness of it all combined with Sebastian stroking his dripping cock to the scene before you only causing that knot in the pit of your gut to tighten even more. The groan that left Sebastian's lips, his body jerking along with his movements sent a strike of electricity into your body, threatening to push you over the edge before Sam suddenly began to pleasure and flick your clit.

The scream you let out, it was sure to wake the entire house.

"D-Don't be so loud—" Sebastian couldn't even finish his own sentence, a moan tearing from his lips. Sam smirked at the sight, his ministrations increasing in frequency as pleasure-filled tears brimmed your eyeline and began to fall.

"Don't tell her to hold back her moans." He playfully scolded his friend. "N-Not until I get her to cum around my dick that is..." He placed a sloppy kiss on the side of your face. "Cum all over my cock...been fuckin' my hand to the thought of this since the day you—Fuck—got here..." Sam cooed at you, his fingers beginning to pinch and lightly tug at your aching clit in addition to rubbing it. As your orgasm came closer and closer, your slick began to squirt out of you in tune to Sam's thrusts and drip down his thighs, your whines became higher and higher in pitch before your mouth fell open in a silent scream.

"Oh fuck..." Sebastian groaned at the sight before he threw his head back with a moan, his cum hitting your tongue and painting your face.

Shudders of overstimulation racked over your body as Sam continued to fuck you like his life depended on it. "S-Sam..." You whispered. "F-Feels too good—Ah!"

"S-Sorry..." He whispered. "A-Almost—almost there—" The rest of his sentence was caught in his throat as he suddenly stilled and pressed his pelvis as close to your ass as he possibly could. Your insides warming as his cum painted your insides white, Sam's body beginning to relax and weaken before he pulled his softening cock out of your hole. A moan left his lips as he watched your combined orgasms ooze from your hole, he was tempted to lick you clean but...with the way you looked as if you were seconds away from collapsing, he figured he would wait another day for the opportunity to arise.

"Holy shit," Sebastian panted, wiping his cum-stained hand on his pants before he ran his hand through his hair, getting the stray hairs out from his vision.

"You said it..." Sam said as he pulled your body to his own. You cuddled closer to the blonde, content as you giggled to yourself.

"Do you...do you guys wanna do this again sometime next week?" You suggested, suddenly becoming shy with your request. However, the two men couldn't nod their heads fast enough. This was definitely going to become a regular thing for all of you.

[hollowed-theory-hall]

Hello, what's your opinion on Rita Skeeter and the prees on the wizarding word?

Like, Rita Skeeter as a character — I love her. I think she's lots of fun, and I always found her incredibly entertaining. She's actually one of the smarter characters in the series and isn't given nearly enough credit for how many things she gets shockingly right (when she cares to write the truth and isn't just after a good story, but even then she's hilarious).

Like, I'd buy her books 100% just for the entertainment value. Like, I wish in the set of the Hogwarts library books like Quidditch Through the Ages and Fantastic Beasts we also had the Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore, as in, the whole book.

That being said, like all the press in the Wizarding World, she's crocked as shit.

I mean, The Prophet publishes whatever the minister & Wizengamot tell it to publish. There isn't really freedom of the press since all the large newspapers (yes, even Witch Weekly to a degree) are authorized by the government and push whatever agenda the government wants to push.

Year 5 (and later year 7) are the most glaring examples of that. With Fudge and the ministry going all: "there's no war in Ba-Sung-Se" on Voldemort’s return during Harry's fifth year. Tbh, the moment the official government-founded newspaper started publishing with the intent and purpose of discrediting a 15-year-old more eyebrows should've been raised by literally everyone. Like, no self-respecting would do what they did unless they're lying/hiding something big. (Like, no self-respecting politician with actual power who's secure in their position would do the shit Fudge pulled in year 5. That's like, classic desperation, and grasping to his little remaining power with the skin of his teeth moves. Like, these are moves you do when you know your time's up)

How easy it was for the Death Eaters to take over the press and the ministry is another example of how authoritative the Ministry of Magic, and by extension its press is. They regulate everything from what spells you're allowed to cast, the education, the exams, and travel (portkeys and floo networks can only be set up through a ministry office + apparition license), they regulate the importation and deportation of goods, and almost all of the population works in the ministry or with the ministry in some capacity. They then, of course, control the press completely and the Prophet only publishes what the ministry allows it to publish.

Yes, Rita criticized the ministry after the attack at the Quidditch World Cup (rightfully so, might I add) but that was allowed criticism. You don't see how much control the ministry has over the press when it's business as usual because Fudge knows a story like this would only require a performative slap on some random ministry official's (that isn't him) wrist. It's criticism that affects nothing and doesn't require anything from him, nor does it undermine him personally, so it is allowed. But the moment the ministry needs the Prophet in line, it falls in line. I mean, we see in OotP when Rita doesn't fall in line with the new orders she gets fired:

none other than Rita Skeeter, ex-journalist on the Daily Prophet and one of Hermione’s least favorite people in the world.

(OotP)

(I would give the ministry credit that running a private newspaper like the Quibbler at least isn't illegal. That being said, the bar is at rock bottom).

[crooked-wasteland]

I just saw your essay on the codependency of FizzOzzie and it cleared up a lot of things I've been thinking about this ship and to be honest, I myself thought it was the most healthiest ship in the whole show even better than the trash that Stoliz is but well... (btw, I was trying to scroll through tumblr to find it but can you just link it for me so I coud read it again)?

It also brings me to an idea of the possibility brung up in two fics each with different ideas:

#1 if Hazbin's events every leak in Helluva's since they're the same universe, there's a possibility that Lucifer would want to have precautionary heirs for the defense of Hell and outright force Ozzie and any other relationships with lowerclass apart since it's "not compatible with angelic DNA" or some thing, so Ozzie could in fact leave Fizz because of his status

#2 Ozzie getting tired of Fizz... Ozzie is the sin of Lust after all and Lust can be ever-changing and capricious in its nature as a sin. Ozzie’s character, embodying Lust, might lead to a fluctuating commitment level, influencing his interactions and relationships. In biblical lore, he did end up causing a lot of sinful things like fucking a human named Sarah or so I remember?

Again this is the same guy who humiliated Blitzø in Ozzie, S2 just rewrote him completely (btw, in my rewrite I'mma change him to be more evil and instead give the whole "lovey-dovey Sin" idea to Satan who is female and thinks Asmodeu's "fake-love" is like a slap in the fact to her idea of realistic and true romance)

I'd just feel like Fizz would be better off with Blitzø tbh or Striker or all in a threesome... the possibilities are endless, and why is the show making love seem too fairytale and unrealistic?! Like Blitzø shouldn't have to fuck Stolas just because he was his arranged playmate for just one day??? The show did the childhood friends trope dirty and would be better if Stoliz was a thing until mid-teens broke up for [insert reason] and reconnect but honestly, Stolas should've had his own seperate season/arc dedicared to himself if HB was an anthology show

Also the fact that Asmodeus couldn't just burn the contract, one-shot the lawyer and go on a rampage to save Fizz is just beyond me... the Sins are supposed to be these scary demon lords so why aren't they, hm?

Sorry for rambling and what do you think or want to add?

Absolutely here you go.

The consistent failure of Vivziepop is to commit to a mature story. She describes her own protagonists as "Deeply flawed but understandably traumatized people who just need love to fix them" while the villains of her shows are "irredeemable" (and women, but that's a tangent).

I mentioned before that trying to use the excuse of the setting being Hell and playing that out to the logical conclusion would end up exactly like Good Omens. The whole moral of said show being that imperfect humanity is worth saving, that life is worthy and beautiful for its own sake of existence. That is why the story of Good Omens uses the Bible, angels, and demons to tell it's story, to make that point.

Why is Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel set in Hell? What is being said by the plot, themes and story? So far we have that demons are better people than the Angels in Hazbin. That sacrifice is the only virtue worthy of redemption and thus reinforces backwards Christian ideals of penance.

Personally, I would have made Hell less absurd. Less a place of debauchery and chaos and more a mere continuation of life. We see in the Hazbin Pilot a character falls from the sky and says "I'm alive?" Before being hot by Travis' car. The point being that people just transition from one life to the next and in that they keep living life the way they always have.

My personal criticisms of the series' use of Hell is that it established this idea that people only behave if they have a god to fear. Once in Hell, there is no salvation, so why bother. It's like a Christian asking an atheist why they wouldn't commit murder if they don't believe in God. The answer is that people like order and security. People dying would seek to maintain their status quo from life. A lack of salvation wouldn't change that for them.

And frankly, I wouldn't have redemption be a thing. This story and its messages are actively devalued by the act of redeeming sinners when the Angels are just the same as them. By having Hell just be a warped continuation of life on Earth, it makes the message more universal: Life is Hell. Life is suffering in a way Hell can never hope to be. Physical anguish and torment for all eternity can never amount to the pain of the fleeting and the terror of change and uncertainty.

I would have made it impossible to be redeemed because the fact is, regardless what you believe happens after death, what we know we have is life. We fear death so much we have created salvation throughout history, the wish to keep living forever in some way. But, especially for young people, life is harder now than ever before. It's more terrifying and uncertain and cruel and uncaring.

So if life is Hell, how do you be happy?

That would have been my thesis for the show. The message underneath is all about finding happiness in the absence of salvation. Even the idea that maybe salvation is something we should reject to really feel what it means to be alive. Giving up on our deaths and seeking our own fulfillment, and in that finding community, love, and hope. To see true humanity as something selfish and kind at the same time.

That's how I would have taken the concept.

[normalbrothershow]

tbh when mary came to the bunker in 14.13 and saw john i thought she was gonna slap him or at least something.... not as positive a reaction. though i get it. she should've slapped him anyway. wouldve been crazy to see john have it confirmed by mary herself that everything he did after her death was against everything she wouldve wanted for him and her children

[solsticelosthermind]

Sol's beast vacation continues, now with a very pretty Oda on the cover no less. He's so interesting to me honestly I want to pop his skull open and poke around in there. I want to do that to literally all of them.

Loving the chapter cover frankly. All the shading done in purple, Atsushi's single gold eye taking up so much attention you almost miss how black the other one is. He is so fucking sad. Akutagawa's not a whole hell of a lot better but that white ring in his eyes is going to make me walk into a black hole

…I'm actually kind of giggling over the opening scene with akutagawa stalking right through a hail of bullets. He's never cared about bullets even when they could hit him. He is deranged and I'm realizing half the reason I'm so obsessed with bsd in general is how much I want to examine everyone form the inside out tbh. Stick my fingers in the cracks and see what's inside. I say that like that's not a thing writers do in general. But also let yosano take you apart so I can SEE lmao

Oh fuck you how dare you show me the lupin trio right now?? Akutagawa is being an absolute nightmare, his shield, his SHIELD oh, oh fuck?? Literally just clicked because I've been staring at ango looking like hes jjst been crying his eyes out. Wait fuck is ango even in this. Dazai knows he's a spy presumably. Does he get routed immediately. Does he keep ango away from oda. Why am I trying to puzzle out the lupine trio when AKUTAGAWA.

I should've stayed with sad ango akutgawa is having a whole ass flashback. Oh. Okay. Soooo. This is probably why he got the emotion speech from oda of all people. They overwhelm Akutagawa so easily anddddd. It's so easy to see why and to acknowledge that there's never been any space to work through and put down those emotions. I'm rambling. I want to hug him he is a mess how even is Akutagawa without all this boiling beneath the surface honestly

…he's an awful lot like canon Akutagawa suddenly. Or, y'know, this version of Atsushi. Tunnel vision baby indeed. And this is where I start going "okay. So. Akutagawa's gone off the rails again because he's been provoked and all but also like. Dazai. You knew he was coming. …that's a lot of people to just use as fodder." Which one of you am I annoyed with right now I don't even know

Hell of a lot of red string and crazy pointing going on between this and that Atsushi scene, where he took out the whole group so quickly and quietly.

Oh SHIT that's Kyouka.thats actually such a haunting image, her standing like that in the little splash of light.

Akutagawa you are here for your sister do not go after Atsushi's sister I yell pointlessly. Can I just continue to scream about how Kyouka's like eh top floor who cares but if I let you pass you'll get to Atsushi and that I cannot allow.

Fuck ME fine. FINE okay whatever Akutagawa needs to calm down I broke so fast actually. Do I laugh or do I cry. They're literally all doing the same fucking thing and beating the shit out of each other for it I hate it so much I am going to SHOUT

But also seriously this whole murder maze was specifically and pointedly set up by Dazai and I am so fucking ????? About it

Also also. Kyouka and Akutagawa are so fucking similar stop doing this to me I will hurl tears at you violently

He keeps Atsushi close. Of course he does. But where the fuck is Chuuya in this shitshow. I know he's not important technically and they probably put him in a hole somewhere bc he'd stop it but. Cackling. Chuuya yelled at Atsushi for getting too close and now he's AWOL for Akutgawa's tantrum.

I'm avoiding shit it's fine

Dazai keeps the fucking window shut? HE OPENED IT FOR THIS. Dazai I'm going to THROTTLE YOU the amount of what does that mean I'm doing right now is obscene

BUG EYED ATSUSHI OWNS MY SOUL but also FUCK YEAH ASK THAT BASTARD QUESTIONS FOR ONCE oh my god I'm wheezing the absolute slap in the face that is how dark Atsushi's eyes are and then huge and white and BUG. Anyway. Atsushi doing a very reserved version of rolling his eyes "you did this on purpose," thank you I needed that. I miss canon Atsushi being a shithead and calling Dazai out on his nonsense SOMEONE needs to. God it must've taken so much to lay it all out like that because atsushi is SMART and he's OBSERVANT and he out the pieces together and he's dredging up all of his courage to ask his personal boogeyman to his face is he's letting all these people get slaughtered on PURPOSE and his face says tell me I'm wrong but Dazai just gets in his face and says "so?"

And Atsushi starts shaking. I am. Weeping into my hands.

That little !! Moment where Atsushi has it confirmed they're siblings. That. Got that probably changed or set off so many wheels in his head and he can't let it show on his face.

Dazai what the fuck kind of nonsense are you spitting now. "Why try to understand a flood's true meaning?" (Except the image is fucking papers rather than water —) Okay no I'm gonna yell. This is such a twisted and bastardized version of kenji's beautiful speech from earlier. Akutagawa going on a rampage is not the natural state of things. It's not inevitable. You manufactured this! You dug the dam with your own hands and you watched it fill from a distance and then you blew it the fuck up! This is just, "everything I've done is for this moment. It's necessary."

And half of this speech is a flowery you're too stupid to understand Atsushi do your job. Dazai. Dazai? Dazai come back here and use words that make SENSE

Parroting kenji's words like this has me all fucked up. He's so close to the point and yet he took such a vicious detour somewhere, it's parallel but poisoned. There's pollution in the water, to return to the farm itself. And Dazai can't see it or doesn't care.

Can I also point out that Dazai wearing his collar popped up like canon Akutagawa does has me feeling some type of way but I literally do not even know where to begin putting that knot into words. Atsushi backs down. He's got his answer, he probably didn't even expect to get that from the way his eyes go slitted and there's a sweat drop. He has a job, and he won't disobey.

My chesssst aches.

"That's right. This is a natural phenomenon. Something no one can stop or resist. Not even me. The only thing I can offer is my love."

I just straight up burst into tears and I don't even know what the hell he is on about. The fingertips to the glass, the light he never lets in. He sounds so full of sorrow. HE SOUNDS LIKE HES CONVINCING HIMSELF.

The natural order: Atsushi and akutagawa on opposite sides? Beating the shit out of earth other? Because half a day ago we had it proven that is not true!! That is the 'product of the environment' you claim turns one into a mindless animal. Can someone please let me inside this man's skull I have so many fucking questions

Maybe I should read a whole spread before yelling

THE FACT THAT THIS WORLD IS ONE HUGE LIE.

LUPIN BAR. O D A.

I'm gonna hyperventilate maybe. Dazai??? Dazai you are SO fucked babe you have invented new disorders please let me examine you like a big

I understand yosano so much right now. I miss her. Bring her back.

Kyouka is breaking my heart and wigging akutagawa out a little I think. Very funny that she's uncanny valley as hell at him of all people.

The one who came to kill me after I fled, he was much stronger. Is this atsushi. She only ever talks about atsushi. If this turns into she's herding him right back into Atsushi i'm going to die laughing actually

Overconfidence kills, akutagawa my dear. Oh look, it's the echo of trying to keep Atsushi away in canon except it's Kyouka he let too close this time. Tunnel vision. One goal above all, at the cost of himself, again and again. Something about teaming up with Atsushi in canon seems to help break him of that a little if only because he has to keep track of so many things at once

But also a little amusing that he's "shit she's too close" baby you ripped out a guys throat with your teeth. Atsushi only landed a hit because you got too close. You're always too close. Definitely not a metaphor for how hard it is for your to separate yourself from you emotions. Please discover armor in the next two seconds.

He did not discover armor. He DID listen to Oda though!!!! He's physically weak! Which he IS. Because of the whole. Starving orphan thing. Got he's literally two toothpicks on top of each other.

Only to immediately get punched into orbit by Sudden Tiger Arm. WHEEZING. Bsd is a comedy indeed. His FACE. The fucking—Atsushi's fist is the size of his chest. I can't handle this. KYOUKA DID YOU LITERALLY HERD HIM INTO ATSUSHI ja LSKDJG;sgh

I've had to admit I'm no longer rooting for akutagawa purely because this is kyouka and atsushi—I've given up entirely if they're going to keep fighting can they at least be fucking goofy about it pleASE don't make me cry. Make them have a tea party or something. Kyouka's literally motivated by atsushi and only atsushi, who is motivated ONLY by the need to not fail dazai, who is literally {?!?!?} in my head AND AKUTAGAWA IS TRYING TO MAKE SURE GIN'S OKAY i hate this so much what the fUCK

…but every time i pop in I see akutagawa getting punched so hard he's drooling and I can't breathe actually this is a rollercoaster and I am being thrown out of my seat every two seconds

I WONT LET YOU HURT HER. Fuck OFF asagiri!!! Did you HAVE TO. Did you. Atsushi's turn to protect his sister figure. Or whatever the hell kyouka is to him. Y'know. Exactly like akutagawa's trying to do. I'm throwing up my hands. Everyone's stupid. This is stupid I am also stupid I'm blaming dazai until the narrative EXPLAINS WHY I CANT but also fuuuuuuck

Sidenote: atsushi hit him so hard akutagawa developed a fucking halo to match the wings they keep putting behind him.

"I wont let you hurt her," im going to scream. Oh hey look akutagawa's coughing suddenly despite not even having done that in the slum panels. Inch. Resting.

EXTREMELY funny exchange you're all obnoxious. "You used your skill for SELF DEFENSE," which is the thing dazai's supposedly been trying to get canon aku to do this whole time and he's getting called a Beast for it here because that's not something you learn through training. Which. ??? Yes??? It is??? That's how training works?? You learn a skill and then integrate it into your reflexes?? Atsushi did no one teach you any kind of defense at all. Are you literally only every trained to be offensive and just take the hit cause you'll heal. What the fuck

Never going to get over how this Akutagawa has developed such a wide array of skills actually and he's shit on for it while canon akutagawa's skills are seemingly all mafia related and he's… still shit on for it

Kyouka apologizing. For not being strong enough. And making atsushi have to fight and be in danger and potentially die against the strongest person they've ever come up against. ExCUSE me i have to go do literally anything else for a minute actually

But also. How is akutagawa the strongest one they've faced if. Again. Dazai's pissed the whole world off so much they're sending teams after him EVERY DAY. How many more people are dead in this AU than are dead in canon. So fucking many. SO fucking many.

Atsushi's eyes are rounder for Kyouka, like he's trying to be the same version of himself he was for those few minutes in the cafe for her, but his eyes never get light enough. I'm ignoring that.

"I looked into you both before coming here" BITCH WHEN. LITERALLY FUCKING WHEN. YOU! IMMEDIATELY! LOST YOUR SHIT! And were mean to Tanizaki about it. W H E N did you learn ANYTHING about them. Did Tanizaki follow your ridiculous ass. Oh my god please tell me he did, even if it was just to shove information you needed into your thick head.

Never ever ever going to stop making fun of people for going ooooh the 35 killer. Akutagawa you left that many people on the front steps. You're probably four digits deep. Shhhh, dragon boy. You sound so silly right now.

Atsushi hurts him so fucking easily. Akutagawa's a gaping wound to begin with but fuck, only Atsushi ever seems to lance him straight through so easily. It's. Fascinating. I need a new word I've used fascinating too many times if I'm thinking of synonyms.

He talks about gin like he thinks she's so much better than he's ever been. Fucking ouch. The way he reacts to the IDEA of gin having ever had to get her hands dirty. Also ouch. Atsushi's little face. I can't decide if that's resigned or determined. Or both. Likkeeee. He GETS it. He does. But he can't do anything other than what he's doing. And he would be doing exactly this if it was reversed and he was trying to 'save' kyouka. So like. Shut it down, put it aside, follow orders. That's all there is.

Akutagawaaaaaa. My HEART. But also you know dazai took her, not atsushi. Don't transfer that just 'cause Atsushi told you you're not worthy of your sister.

Which. Is gonna drive me insane.

Spliqi that line about 'everyone's doing it for love and everyone's the worst version of themselves' is all I can think about now so thanks for being the depressing ghost in my head today <3

THE HANDS THE HANDS THE HAAAANDS REACHING FOR HIM

Why does rashomon's head look like a wolf from this pov.

'You're alone, that's why you'll lose,' um. Sigh. Okay. I suppose they had to echo that somehow but also like. A) no. That's. Not actually how fights work although having allies certainly helps he's already proven he can handle demon snow just fine and like b) h a n d s

SCREAMING TANIZAKI DID GO WITH HIM TANIZAKIIIIII JUNICHIRO I FUCKING LOVE YOU HELL YES he is NOT ALONE FUCK YOU

How did atsushi not know this. Have i ascribed too hard to Tiger Senses being a thing. LISTEN IF HES GOT THE TIGER CLOSE AT ALL TIMES IM JUST SAYING HESHOULD GET SUPERHUMAN SENSES AS A TREAT. For me.

Im fucking dying Akutagawa's FACE baby you didn't even know he was there did you. Oh my god. Has he been out-feral'd by Tanizaki. I take back everything i love it here. He cuts a hole in the floor. They have one braincell between them. I LOVE them. Never ever let them out together oda Tanizaki how the fuck did you snatch that phone out of her hand without her noticing you are legit the scariest person in this manga

I am. Very much liking. This panel with akutagawa slicing through the floor while also fending off Atsushi's blow. He's crouched down, hair blowing back, and the close-ups we get are ATSUSHI. With tiger eyes and grit teeth. And the black cloth meeting white fist. Ying-yang, equal opposites, neither's got the upper hand. I dunno it's neat

Artist keeps drawing tiny dying faces like 😮and I've decided it was a stress relief for how haunted and broken sskk are because I crack up every time i find one

I saw the wonder duo running and just said 'nyoom' out loud with my face so there's no coming back from that

HE is STILL COUGHING Christ atsushi's the reason he gets fucked lungs in this verse. Yosanooooo my beautiful terrifying love can you stab him a little about it

THEY FUCKING SNATCHED KYOUKA??? HOW THE FUCK

Oh shit what did they do the kyouka. Ha. Oh. Okay. Nevermind. That was akutagawa. Of course it was akutagawa. Boy i am trying to be on your side will you work with me here. HE DID NOT KNOW TANIZAKI WAS THERE oh my god Tanizaki was just what following him around?? Walked through ankle deep blood and gore im dying this is the friendship of all time and akutagawa's like WHY are you HERE are you making fun of me!! This is not an ADA thing! Why is he wording this like he knows he's in the wrong for choosing to go when five seconds before he was like FUCK YOU what if they hurt her!! Why are you talking like you're NOT part of the ada they've been hazing you to KEEP You Stupid

Sidetracked but i just caught the sheep style skull overlaid with akutagawa's eyes and the PM towers and now i have to scream. Holy shit. Holy SHIT. That's so good.

Why is this the character with the most lovingly done lashes im dying

Im sorry the way akutagwa's entire face wrinkles when he says "certain death," what even is happening in that head right now but also WHAT

ARE YOU TELLING ME THERE WAS ACTUALLY A LETTER ON THE BACK OF GINS PICTURE. ARE YOU FOR REAL. He didnt even GET THAT FAR oh my god im SHRIEKING. Dazai was NOT about to risk this boy not showing up on schedule. HE WROTE HE WAS GOING TO FUCKING KILL HER??? And then? Threw? All of these people in his way? THIS IS EVEN MORE BAFFLING THAN I THOUGHT WHAT

I am going to BITE DAZAI. I might need a step stool. But I'll get there. This is killing me he's too smart for this kind of waste what is HAPPENING

Something something atsushi becoming death despite fearing it and something something akutagawa giving no fucks because he thinks he deserves to die and holds no value for his own life but there's nothing more valuable to him than GIN's life, just like kyouka with atsushi—

'I'm here because i am with the agency,' says the agency's most insane member, very clearly also the only one who followed the other insane member. Having hysterics

Oh no I've been proven wrong right off the bat, the not insane members are just doing this the Not Insane Way.. cackling. Okay. So. Tanizaki just ducked in after him at some point. They have an HOUR? An hour. Dazai what the fuck are you UP to. Does gin know anything about this. Im screaming. Tanizaki's all okay but this doesnt make sense and akutagawa's like, 'he's a dick, it's a trap,' and like NO SHIT

Atsushi. Sweet baby atsushi. I've missed your sass so much. But also. Honey. "You do realize you're being pursued," im wheezing i dont think he cares

YOU CANT HIDE YOUR SCENT Kay then tell me how HE GOT SO CLOSE TO KYOUKA WITHOUT YOU KNOWING

I have found a new favorite panel and it's akutagawa being a mocking little fuck and going, "the weakness of a carnivore is not expecting to be hunted," he's deranged and gorgeous and cocky and i need to shake him. Wait how the fuck am i only on page 56. I'm going to die

OH MY GOD THAT IS SO FUCKING CLEVER ACTUALLY BIG BRAIN AKUTAGAWA WITH DEMON SNOW HOLY SHIT that is NOT how i thought the holding kyouka hostage scene went beast fic LIED to me this is!!! So good!! Actually!! This is insane!! Atsushi's turn to be too emotional to think, and to do things he shouldn't to protect his sister. Ha ha haaaaa i am NOT WELL not they're all between a rock and a hard place and like, i don't even know, a fucking asteroid EVERYONE is having a bad time this is great

Atsushi's so PANICKED. Akutagawa ties his hands so neatly with that order. This is SUCH a fucked acknowledgement of the self through the other moment

"Like you mafiosi always do," i can't even argue but im gonna because literally your experience is dazai and atsushi and dazai TOOK the girl and atsushi is FREAKING OUT over the girl so likeeee

Oh FUCK did this trigger the tiger. Is atsushi having an actual mental break trying to reconcile orders vs conditioning. TANIZAKI is worried that's like—the canary in the coal mine is dead guys. Atsushi's eyes on the next page are WEIRD

Phase four. And the chapter image being a tiny akutagawa puddle. Ohhhh fuck. That one panel of the two of them walking together is going to make me feral. Their eyes? Atsushi's bags are so much darker than akutagawa's. But the eyes are back to bright gold and slitted. They're so pretty and so very visibly not well. Is atsushi taller in this au or is this perspective and I'm over examining things. Option b, probably. But like. I've been staring at this image for like five minutes send help

Atsushi giving the skull-face wordlessly to make people put the guns down. My hearttttt. Why did Tanizaki just pop up bro what. ATSUSHI'S LITTLE HUMAN FIST that hes trying so hard to hide. Why is fukuzawa blacked out in this group photo thing. OH M GOD WILD CHILD TANIZAKIIS TELLING YOU YOURE ONE OF THEM AND MAYBE DONT GO OFF THE DEEP END?!? Wheezing!!! You're one of us!! Have faith!! Be good!!! Akutagawa's tiny face says he does not believe you but he wants to!!!! Screaming!! Everybody's doing horrible things all the time!!

Akutagawa. You. Are an idiot. Really? You're using your leverage for BACKSTORY on the TIGER? You fucking weirdo simp??

I can't tell if it's making this worse or better that I keep having responsibilities pull me away this is taking so much longer than the other two volumes and i am FROTHING AT THE MOUTH

Did dazai go find atsushi the same night he picked up gin. Did he go for a walk from mori's pov and come back with two fucking wacked out and bleeding 12 years olds and be like tee hee im taking over actually peace out. Why did this orphanage throw him out when the canon one didn't. Squinting suspiciously at all the things

'Hard to imagine you in the mafia,' literally though. He was nice to you for five minutes and then all he's done is kill people. So like. Cute. But also Akutagawa being like FUCK the mafia!! Deeply funny to me considering canon. How much of canon akutagawa hates himself for being in the mafia in the first place and how much just hates him for being himself. These panels are so alkdsfja;sl atsushi's in the light and pretty as hell and akutagawa looks like a fucking bat and his eyes are black. CHOICES were made here

'For they were the ones who killed my—' cuts off with an image of gin. Huh.that huuuurts. He's trying to rein it in. He's TRYING. Holy wow okay and atsushi?? Catches that?? I guess?? And shreds it?? YOU CANT SAVE HER BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT A HERO YOU ARE JUST AS BAD AS ME

I think my brain just snapped in half

HE GRABS HIM BY THE FUCKING THROAT okay. Okay so. How does he not slice himself open on the BIG FUCKNIG SPIKES first off— secondly his little 'a man who takes as girl hostage and thinks only of himself and has an appetite for destruction' is evil. I'm holding up a picture of beast dazai. They're the same picture. Except none of them are because theyre all doing this FOR someone else and the destruction is like, collateral no one cares about apparently. But hey atsushi knows how to make akutagawa suicidal in ever universe in like ten words or less.

You've never said take me to my sister. Okay. Fair point. I will not contest that one. But uh. If you put the enemy in the ground they usually stay there and don't come back. So. Maybe im splitting hairs but it's one of those things where dealing with the problem seems the quicker solution. This is why I laugh every time i run into a narrative that's like oooh you can't kill you'll be as bad as the bad guy!!! No. Kill it dead and then it's done. And not that atsushi knows about the false execution notice but it would be safe to assume the guy threatening your sister is keeping her with him. None of which matters because atsushi's just trying to hurt him here and doing a very good job of it honestly

Smash cut to cheerful hi odasaku!! I need everyone to know that auto corrected to Oda's Aku and yknow what? It's right. Anyway. TINY ATSUSHI

The empty place in dazai's speech where he's suppressing something. Curious. The FIGHT. Oh that took a second I thought it was still the flashback but no those are rashomon tendrils and atsushi's half shifted. There's going to be no mafia left alive in an hour.

This tiger shift is INSANE. The panel with Aku running and "you must never go to___, Atushi's-kun" is also insane I've been staring forever. Aku's EYES. Turned the page and now its aku's turn to be the 😮face. lot less funny this time. WHAT is happening here they've both gone off the rails

And akutagawa shuts him down with "what you feel is guilt." Okay. That's. Bonkers. Wild. Unhinged all around they share one brain and they're using it to eviscerate each other.

What do you mean he took a bunch of underlings and stormed the fucking orphanage. I thought he just like went himself. He!!! Invaded!!! Like an enemy organization?! AS A TIGER. Atsushi i know you hate the director and his cronies but there are KIDS there aslkdjarug oh my god is this how oda has fifty billion kids IS THIS WHY ODA HAS FIFTY BILLION KIDS no shut up thats fic nonsense anyway

Every time i see the tiger i squeal. Why is he so pretty like that i want to pet the murder kitty

The orphanage is a horror house what in the HELL. Wait. Wait. GARBAGE BAG. Are you. Oh. Im going to be ill. G A R B A G E BA G okay. So. That is on me for not reading the manga I guess I FULLY thought that was fandom collective. It's. Fucking canon. I am. Not well. NUMBER 78????? HOW DID HE KNOW YOU WERE GOING dont ask stupid questions. It's probably Dazai. It's always dazai. But also. Did. Does. Okay. Does this mean Atsushi names himself. Presumably after the book he read. Because if he's #78 then he didnt fucking have a name.

The orphanage is not a horror house it needs a new and stronger word than horror what in the seven hells is going on. Atsushi is locked in and the director looks like he's going to perform human sacrifice. He beats a kid half to death and throws them out to starve for buying a watch and then tells atsushi he was obedient i need to walk into the ocean he fully freaked out and tore the director apart and uh. Well i feel as bad about that as I did akutagawa cutting up the guys who killed his friends. Which is not at all. But this felt so much worse. Atsushi's 'violence as a reaction to his environment' is a lot more mindless than akutagawa's. This was a fear response. Akutagawa's fears are different. This was deeply unsettling tbh this really highlights how broken atsushi is—he went to try and reclaim himself and walked right into a trap he still hasn't seen and lost what little of himself he might've kept otherwise. He tried to save himself and failed.

Meanwhile akutagawa's whole thing seems to be he's never really had a self to keep because his purpose was all that mattered and losing that and losing gin turned his purpose into getting gin back and like, spite, apparently. There's no real Self in any of that.

…akutagawa teaching atsushi not to fear death / atsushi teaching akutagawa how to live.

The watch, holy hell. Blood soaked atsushi looking so lost and ruined and unsettled, staring right out at the reader and then beside him an akutagawa that looks like he might also be caked in blood but looking UP and rather peaceful.

their broken pieces are so complementary. If i get to v4 tomorrow and dazai’s like I shattered you in such a way to help you slot together better Im going to find him and Im going to turn him into a stew.

Im going to be turning that over in my head for ages. I forget people might actually read this whoops

[felikatze]

Tbh I really think there should've been more Duo Emblems even if their roles were as reduced as Ephraim because Alm, Seliph, and most notably Eliwood got totally shafted in Engage

Celica and Alm are the og partners in destiny. Seliph was the one who beat Loptus, and the Blazing Lords are a trio like. Come on

Though honestly maybe the reason they didn't use Eliwood is because they didn't want to think about how Emblem Roy would react to him being present yet not knowing him

they didn't use eliwood because they knew if they reduced roy's character down to "eliwood's son" again i would fly to japan and bite them

Ngl I think it's just weapon variety. Like, Celica is gonna be picked above Alm because she also has Magic, whereas Alm is just primarily a sword user. This lets em do the funky callbacks to the Echoes magic system.

Or Sigurd and Seliph won't really have anything to differentiate them, since Seliph literally inherits Sigurd's inventory, and the two have the same classline.

Eirika/Ephraim works because a) they have different weapons, b) the Sol/Luna thematic the Emblem goes with.

So Eliwood is just Another Sword Boy, who doesn't really offer much that Roy doesn't. Lyn was chosen because she's also an archer, hence her entire kit being more about Bows, and the Sol/Mani Katti being just a side note as engage weapons.

Making my own cast of fan emblems made me realize how DIFFICULT it is to get the full weapon variety. Like, they had to slap daggers on SOMEBODY so it's gonna be Leif. Because there just ISN'T a main character with daggers. Or a main character who specializes in arts, so slap that on Byleth.

Ultimately I do love the duo/trio emblems a lot (EPIC CHROBIN WIN) i Get that not every emblem should be a duo/trio cuz it means more things to try to incorporate into one single Emblem.

Also Lyn and Hector being split was probably already a decision before the game even released, so Eliwood was just out of the question, lol.

Lucky for me that my rule for fake emblems is "fuck it we ball" and "people who are either evil, possessed, morally complex, or can just straight up die in their continuities". It's fun <3 I recommend it.

[wuffgang-ameowdeus-moozart]

I think that the complaints about Vickie are less "she is too similar to Robin" (bc girl literally had half a scene of screentime. we have no idea who she is.) and more "once again there are only two (2) explicitly queers in the show (I will always be a Will should've come out to Jonathan truther) so of course they will be forced together".

She was only barely introduced. It feels a lot like the only reason she exists is so Robin can be with someone. The Duffers already have problems dealing with their current (pretty big) cast, it does not bode well for Vickie's characterisation tbh (I'm sorry, I love him as much as the next person. But Argyle's one (1) personality trait is literally. Weed. So it doesn't seem improbable that Vickie's one (1) personality trait would be becoming Robin's girlfriend. Which would suck for obvious reasons. Also, like. They are already infamous for their treatment of queer(-coded) characters)

It would also take away from stobin time, which is an already established dynamic everyone (if you don't you are simply factually incorrect sorry not sorry) loves. The cast is huge, the Duffers will have to pick and choose who they want to focus on, and it seems way more probable that those will be the established mcs (Will & El especially) and not Robin's side-character love interest. I mean, it would honestly be bad storytelling if they did that in the last season.

Especially since the straight romances are so good. Lumax? Absolute banger. The early Stancy development? So good. Jancy? Pretty sure there's a poll out there about how they are one of the most well-liked couples. Mileven? Multiple seasons establishing groundwork before they even get together. To have Vickie not even be a character before she is thrown into a relationship with the only lesbian feels a bit like a slap in the face. Like, at least Steve had a bunch of character development after the breakup but that can't happen with Vickie because it's the last season and they really have other stuff to worry about 😪 Like, idk, at least everyone else had a choice, which is part of what makes those romances so impactful (lumax, jancy, etc etc), while Robin - on the count of being a lesbian and Vickie being the only other sapphic character - really.....doesn't.

(Plus maybe it's the aro in me speaking, but I found it kinda cool to have a canonically queer character whose story arc is not completely focused on romance for once)

I also think this part of the reason why ronance got so big. Nancy already *is* her own person. Nobody can look at Nancy and say "her only personality is being queer" or "she's only here so Robin doesn't end up alone because we obviously need to pair everyone off somehow". A relationship between them would be another facette of their development, not the one thing that defines them. (Like. Her being bi is literally the only reason Vickie is even in the season. Sorry not sorry.)

But I mean. The season isn't out. We barely saw the two interact. My expectations are already below ground level. Maybe they will surprise me.

[formulatrash]

What's your take on the hockey booktok thing? Since you mentioned it on twt

my initial take would be that all these people scare me so much I don't want to get into it but also people keep messaging me to be like did you know people ship carlando" off the back of it and yes. I did know that.

my understanding of what's happened on booktok, which I absorb any information about only twice a year during whatever version of this is blowing up at the time, is pretty limited. partly because I'm not on tiktok and partly because I can't read. but the crux of it seems to have come down to people writing disgustingly thirsty comments on a hockey player and his wife's posts, regardless of what they were about, somehow feeling empowered to be horny not just on main but in someone's face because of booktok.

that's, clearly, not remotely acceptable. if there are communities of people out there that thirst about me I don't know about them (although the cold tendrils of horror about the Wikifeet page have just gripped me and no, oh god, that isn't the phrase I should've used at all get me out of here) but there are loads of people who fucking hate my guts. that's like, fine, it's their own business; if they keep it on discord or whatever and away from me it doesn't do me any harm. lord knows, I have committed the act of hating and indeed being horny, sometimes simultaneously, when I was at a safe enough distance for none of the subjects to ever know.

this is a thing about fandom. if you post "Max Verstappen looks breedable" on here then he's extraordinarily unlikely to ever see it or probably know what it means. if you comment that on Kelly's instagram posts, even if you don't like her and even if that's for valid reasons, that's very different.

as I gather it, the booktok thing has exploded into RPF in general. which, I gotta say, RPF and sexually harassing a dude and his family are in fact very different things. one has a rich history, both as actual ways of telling history (Anthony and Cleopatra: RPF, Chernobyl: RPF, the god damn Gran Turismo movie is RPF about an uncomfortably large number of people I know IRL and to be fair it looks like it slaps I'm gonna see it) and as a longstanding artform. RPF's history of horny is even extremely longstanding, with obscene RPF being used by both the French and Russian revolutionaries to undermine the concept of royal divinity.

RPF is political because it involves an interpretation of real events and people. and the perspective from which that's written will always be political. RPF can, certainly, be feminist; there's quite a lot of retellings of classical stories that fit this. RPF can, also, be fucking weird horny shit. or terrible man takes. or incredible, tender, queer retellings; Kaz Rowe's graphic novel about real-life surrealist Claude Cahun is an obvious example of the latter. Pride, the film about the miners' strikes and the AIDS crisis, is another.

so yeah, it is a legitimate and recognised form of literature and art and also uhhhh. well. I mean the omegaverse is definitely recognised, legally, in court because of that one case but I don't know that even its fiercest enthusiasts would really be all that keen on describing it. not as like, literature or anything just I think most people would rather literally never have an IRL conversation about that. ever.

I'm not 1000% clear on how carlando got into this but clearly that's broken containment a long time ago anyway. when you had Sky doing love heart interviews 15 races into them being teammates or whatever, there was an obvious amount of gay chicken being played by the producers that frankly, as a queer person in motorsport, I'm a lot more comfortable with the fan version of.

no, obviously, I do not think they are dating - or want to think that tbh - but frequently-queer fans projecting the wish fulfilment of seeing a kinder and more representative world for their desires, in places hidden from the subjects, is a lot less weird than leering, laughed-at dating questions and milk baths. in an ideal world it wouldn't have to be a secret, yearned-for alternative because things would be safe and open enough for there to be real queer stories everywhere but that, unfortunately, is not the one we currently live in.

wish fulfilment and telling stories are not the same things, necessarily. sometimes you tell the stories to remind yourself it's ok to have wishes or to work out what those even are. I don't think there's anything necessarily harmful about what names the characters have in those, provided the line between reality and any real people's privacy is kept.

clearly, with the booktok thing, that's where things went extremely wrong. generally tiktok as a whole seems to have a very odd perception about other people's agency, whether it's pranking videos or like the girl who filmed people peeing at Spa. if you regard everyday people as content opportunities (spoiler: the law does not think this and particularly in the EU you cannot film people without their consent) then I guess it's easy to slide over to seeing an athlete as a target for what I suspect very few of the people doing it recognised as very unpleasant and invasive harassment.

there's nothing wrong with fancying athletes. there's nothing even wrong with sexualising them, provided you respect some boundaries and provided it's not part of the conditions of their working contracts. there's a lot of difference between there being a discord where, idk, people say Mitch Evans is hot (he is, although somewhat implausibly he genuinely does not know this) and sponsors for female tennis players wanting them to wear revealing outfits and stay skinny or teenage girls being encouraged into provocative photoshoots by people who promise them roles, etc. teenage male athletes being pressured into doing things they don't want to yet or maybe at all to prove they're men, queer athletes being forced to hide who they are or repress it entirely.

would it be a little bit odd to find RPF of yourself? yes. I won't lie, I would judge the characterisation. I already do judge that on the frankly very weird things people write about me. you have never seen RPF as strange as the narratives people will make up about you in the comments of an article about hydrogen and frankly those scare me a lot more than whether someone thinks I'd be assigned beta or whatever.

stumbling across something, rather than having explicit sexual fantasies forced into your face, especially on what's your own social media pages where people you know in real life can see them, is very different though. some people who engage with RPF cross lines, whether that's weird conspiracy stuff about girlfriends being faked or stalking people's friends accounts etc.

RPF doesn't inherently cross lines, even when it's public; there's a very interesting interview here with Jann Mardenborough and the guy who plays him in the Gran Turismo movie about, among other things, portraying a fatal crash he was involved in. clearly, Jann is not only aware of but is the executive producer of what's ultimately fiction about himself and there's an ownership there, of course. but some parts of the movie are made up, for sure.

obviously I'm like, the not-very-secret infiltrator here because clearly I am On Tumblr and know what AO3 is. I follow a bunch of people who write fanfic because they also make nice gifs of my favourite blorbos and I like to think we can all make peace with our own boundaries about that kinda thing. also I read every single Shane/Ryan fic in like 5 weeks and honestly, not going to apologise except to myself for persisting with a few that didn't pay off.

but like: you do not have to make RPF or any fandom activity unethical. the way you conduct yourself does that and some people step way out of line.

[kittieshauntedourfantasy]

Sometimes I think about when I watched RTC with Bee (@willthemonsterswin) and Mikhail (@mikhailangelo). Here's some highlights in no particular order:

Bee: "Noel put your arms down"

Mikhail: "I can SEE the green lines"

Mikhail: "GOD can she SHUT UP. I want her DEAD. I know she's already dead but I want her DOUBLE DEAD."

Mikhail: "Oh boohoo you're sad because your life was perfect. Maybe your death was perfect. Maybe they did your makeup all nice when they buried you."

Courtney: "TACO BELL"

Mikhail: "WHOOOOO YEAH I LOVE TACO BELL"

Mikhail: "GOD he sounds like he's about to piss himself '☝️🤓 it's the ultimate origin story' SHUT UP"

Bee: "I love how Mischa looks completely different during Ricky's intro"

Mikhail: "THAT'S MISCHA???"

Bee: "tbh Constance should've punched her harder"

Mikhail: "should've slapped her first"

Mikhail: "Is there a thing where you draw yourself ripping a character's guts out. Like they've got organs spewing everywhere. Because I need that for Ocean"

Noel: "I was born in the wrong town. The wrong country. The wrong era!"

Mikhail: "well your first mistake was being born in March"

Mikhail: "Ahhh okay so he's the space Messiah"

Courtney: "Yeah basically. Catgirl Jesus"

Mikhail: "Okay good I'm right. Because I'm always right."

[griefabyss69]

Hi hello!

Nobody likes religious trauma frowny face

For the wip game please 💜😊

both you and the other person in my inbox this morning asked about steddissy WIPs <3 <3 <3 What a beautiful morning!!!!!! This fic is 12K already lmao and another one that's going to be super long. I'm thinking of seeing if it's congruent with the other one I just posted about, if it is I will put them in the same series/universe!

This is one of my older ones, I wrote + shared a bit from it when I did this game in november! Here's the link to the post What I shared in that post was from when Chrissy was still in school, so I'm going to jump ahead and share from later in the fic! My characterization for how Eddie acts around Chrissy is fully extrapolated from that one scene in the cafeteria in episode 1, where he like bows all dramatic and lets the cheerleaders go by in the middle of his big monologue LMAO. Ofc I've made it way more well rounded than that, but at this point in the fic they're still new to each other and he's still walking on egg shells that he doesn't know aren't even there Excerpt: (Contents: ED mentions (in the form of child abuse tbh), rated G)

Eddie's fingers drum restlessly against his knees until he slaps his thighs, getting to his feet.

"Okay. We need to run an errand."

His voice is hard like it never is, even when he's putting on a dramatic show and taunting someone. He's clearly trying for a smile but Chrissy sees the glass in his eyes, even as he tries to blink it away.

She doesn't really know what has him trying not to cry but her own eyes sting in sympathy.

"Um, what kind of an errand?" She asks, hating how strained and timid her voice is.

Eddie chews on his lip, fingers twisting at his rings for a few agitated moments before he takes a deep breath and sighs it out.

"Sorry, I got ahead of myself," he says, the charm back in his voice but the cat's out of the bag, Chrissy can see he's still upset. "Would you like to go to the library with me?"

She lets herself frown in confusion, knows he won't take it as an attack of obstinacy.

"What's at the library?" She asks, catching her mistake the same moment he does.

"Books, duh," they say in unison as he grins at her and she rolls her eyes.

He laughs, seems like he's loosening up a little bit, and reaches out to clap her on the shoulder before stopping short, bringing his hand back to himself.

"Sorry, forgot personal space."

She doesn't frown at that because she gets it, but it would've been fine if he touched her shoulder. She kind of really wanted him to.

She shrugs.

"Which book does the library have that has you so excited?"

Eddie fidgets without moving somehow, his muscles tensing and untensing in the same way he taps on things. The tempo is the same, maybe.

"Don't hate me, okay? If I'm like, overstepping or just making things worse just tell me and I'll drop it but," he pauses, looking at her out of the side of his eyes, his endless array of expressions showing off both a puppy dog cuteness and a nervousness ready for a slap. He winces preemptively like it'll lessen whatever blow he's about to deal. "The library has books on sewing."

Sewing.

She doesn't get it for a moment, eyes wandering over the floor as she thinks about it, the hem of her skirt catching the bottom of her sight and tipping her off.

She feels her chin crumple dangerously and buries her face in her hands, trying to concentrate on keeping the tears inside of her face and the embarrassing sob in her chest. She cannot cry in front of Eddie, the only person who despite being scared to touch her, doesn't treat her like she's a porcelain doll these days.

"Oh no," Eddie says, voice soft and panicked. "I'm so sorry, I knew I should've just minded my own business, shit."

She feels a laugh bubble up, maybe inappropriate but way better than what was going to come out of her, so she lets it out, even if it's watery.

"Chrissy, I'll drop it. We won't go to the library, I won't get any books, I'll forget how to read," Eddie's voice is still soft even if it's ramping up in drama, like he's trying not to scare her and she hates that, but she hates that it works even more.

She sniffles hard, pulling her hands away from her face. She has like, two tears on her cheek but it's enough to make Eddie wring his hands, clearly unsure what to do now that he's made a girl cry.

She kind of wants to use it, show him how she wishes he'd comfort her, but that probably wouldn't be very honest. He thinks she's sad, and yeah, sure, she's a little bit sad all of the time, but.

Mostly she just can't believe it, that he picked up on something she hides so well, remembered maybe the one sentence she said about her mom giving her trouble about needing to let out her skirt again. And then instead of telling her she needs to listen to her mom's advice or try harder or just suck it up and deal with the shame and humiliation of trading in another of her dwindling meal options for a skirt that fits better, he just.

Fuck.

"Eddie I'm not mad," she begins, because she knows how despite all of his bravado about gender roles and how maybe they suck, he has a guilt for women that he doesn't for men. "I do want to go to the library."

He pauses, bottom lip firmly between his teeth, practically on his toes with how he's both working himself into a frenzy and desperately trying not to make it her problem.

"I'm sorry for crying, I just got like," she sighs, shrugging. "Surprised, I guess."

Eddie relaxes even though he's shaking his head.

"It's not your fault, don't apologize," he says, a little smile bringing out his dimples. "Do you want to go now?"

Chrissy nods, giving him a little smile of her own. She reaches out and claps him on the shoulder, squeezing. Since he won't do it to her, she'll do it to him; bridge the gap that he self imposed even though she's seen him get so close to other people's faces they could've been kissing.

[amandas-anger-issues]

been a while since I watched saw x for the first time so here some unorganized thoughts.

overall amazing experience watching a saw movie in a theater with other people.

there were these two dudes next to me who flinched at nothing and couldn't look at any of the blood. it was hilarious tbh. I was sitting there enjoying my popcorn being totally relaxed 😂

obviously more than ecstatic that amanda was back with so many scenes.

Cecilia was too hot for her own good like tall, smart, hot Scandinavian scammer lady?? yes the second she slapped amanda I should've despised her but how could I say no to her. have you seen her?

I think the movie explains a lot of the reasons why she acted the way she did in saw 2 and 3 and hopefully people who thought she was a bitch can finally see that she in no way ever was (insert 4h presentation of why she's the most complex and misunderstood character in the franchise).

amandas reveal was so badass it gave me massive goosebumps. it's what she deserved.

also amanda was tiny next to cecilia

the traps were pretty cool but did the accomplices deserve their trap while cecilia got off lightly? nah

the kiss was the only scenes that I (a lesbian) instinctively looked away from for a sec tbh

I think Gabriela should've lived for a lot of reasons but after all it wouldn't make sense to keep her now and then add her in a new movie that is chronologically more towards the end of the current saw events but idk

the twist wasn't really a twist like I thought that them having Parker sit down and talking to him was more of a surprise than what we all (I presume) expected and ended up happening 🤷‍♀️

probably forgot half of what I wanted to say but I will definitely watch the movie again once I survive the four night shifts that are to follow 🫠

[nonasemporium]

ortus

send me a character [Ortus] and i’ll list:

favorite thing about them: Every moment of Harrow the Ninth he was there, I was for him. Favorite thing is hard to list because there's a few different things--I like his investment in Matthias and the Noniad in general, I like that he clearly has a lot of insight after his death on the Ninth, I like that he has this clear undercurrent of frustration and how it was bubbling out of him despite himself. I like how much of a person he is.

least favorite thing about them: Nothing I can say about him is anything he doesn't already know about himself tbh. I guess that despite everything he turned around to thinking maybe he should've been a cav or tried to be a cav, like the whole system is fucked, not that he's necessarily unaware it sucks, but it'd be cool to think a little bigger as well to how horrible the Houses are as a whole rather than live in the daydreams of heroics.

favorite line: Oh, there's so many I love him so much actually, truly: Ortus primly said he thought that nobody who read the Noniad would be the sort of churl who misread a simple and evocative collocation like bone frenzy; he went on to suggest that such a person probably didn’t even read in the first place, and would be more inclined to trifle with prurient magazines or pamphlets than to bother themselves with a complex epic such as the Noniad; he said that he wouldn’t want such a person to read his poetry anyway. or: “Nigenad,” she said, “I am what I am, and I am seventeen. Yet I assure you that I contain multitudes.” “I am fully aware of that, my lady,” said Ortus. Which was perfectly correct of him to say. But Harrow somehow did not like the way he said it. or: “Harrowhark—I don’t understand why you chose me.” Harrow said, “There was nobody else.” His mask slipped, and not the mask made of alabaster and black paint. Ortus looked at her with his steady dark gaze, and his heavy face flickered; she realised with electrified astonishment that he was exasperated. “You never did possess an imagination,” he said, and, obviously upset with himself, his mask reappeared as swiftly as if slapped back on with both hands. or: “You knew,” she said. “You knew the whole time that Mortus the Ninth died at their command.” Now Ortus’s face changed. It slid a second time into paint-splattered, black-irised, hooded contempt. He looked at her as though she were tedious. He looked at her as though he did not know who she was. His contempt made the doors she heard in her ears slam in an orchestra of unfathomable sound. He looked at her as though she were a squalling infant; as though she had not spoken, but rather opened her mouth and vomited. “Harrow,” he said curtly, “you are not the only person who can add up two and two, and arrive at four.” and finally, because I could keep going: Ortus dropped his book. He rose from the chair. He put his arms about her. The dead cavalier held her with a quiet, unassuming firmness; he petted her hair like a brother, and he said, “I am so sorry, Harrowhark. I am sorry for everything … I am sorry for what they did … I am sorry that I was no kind of cavalier to you. I was so much older, and too selfish to take esponsibility, and too affrighted by the idea of doing anything difficult or painful. I was weak because weakness is easy, and because rebuff is hard. I should have known there was really nobody left … I should have seen the cruelty in what Crux and Aiglamene encouraged you to bear. I knew what had happened to my father, and I suspected for so long what had happened to the Reverend Father and Mother. I knew I had been spared, somehow, from the crèche flu, and that my mother had been driven demented by the truth. I should have offered help. I should have died for you. Gideon should still be alive. I was, and am, a grown man, and you both were neglected children.”

brOTP: Honestly, him and Harrow, and it's tragic and it's horrible and neither would choose it, but also in the end there, I think they do see each other. If Harrow isn't an option or if I'm talking about a more equal friendship, him working out his beef with Protesilaus is fun.

OTP: I literally will die on the hill that Colum x Ortus is the best fucking ship for both of them, I will ride for them into fucking battle, I fucking love it so much please everyone open your hearts. I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed AND ALONE. The PARALLELS when Ortus is Harrow's cavalier. Let me in, LET ME IN.

nOTP: I cannot imagine pairing him with Harrow or Gideon and meaning it. None of them would be happy there at all, ever.

random headcanon: Genuinely think that Gideon was being kept partially to have to have cav children with him and that's why she got even a little cav training and it makes me sick to think of and I think it's both part of her revulsion at him and also his avoidance of her.

unpopular opinion: I don't know why this is unpopular but he was ready to tear Protesilaus apart, he was so threatened and infuriated by him and it was so funny to me. "And that other dog, too, who is he," he was mad as hell. King.

song i associate with them: I know this is so strange, but legitimately 'Underworld' from Epic: The Musical. He has so many overlapping sentiments--guilt, rage, despair, loss, pride, longing, etc.

favorite picture of them: this piece actually

[blueengland]

BFDI: Picking Favourites

these are my favourite and least favourite characters from every BFDI team

Squashy Grapes Favourite - Leafy Least - Rocky

Leafy is probably my favourite season 1 character overall, while Rocky is my least favourite overall.

Squishy Cherries Favourite - Pin Least - Woody

I just can't think of anything Pin did that would make people want to vote for her.

Another Name Favourite: Golf Ball Least - Rocky

Rocky being my least favourite isn't going to change any time soon, so get used to it. Golf Ball is also a really good character so she could top some more teams.

WOAH Bunch Favourite: Nickel Least: Rocky

Coiny probably beats Pin this season ngl. JnJ fucked Pin over so hard. Nickel is really funny and should've gotten farther than Needy & Pin tbh

Team No-Name Favourite: Fries Least: Rocky

Fries genuinely should win BFDIA. He's really funny even when he's completely alone.

FreeSmart Favourite: Book Least: Firey

Book is my ideal second placer who I wouldn't mind winning the whole season. Firey is honestly really boring. I just don't care. Go back to slapping Coiny.

The Beautiful Face Devotion Institude Favourite: Book Least: Bomby

Bomby is MID!!!!

FriesMart Favourite: Fries Least: Needy

Personally I am SHOCKED, SHOCKED!!! that these two are at the top and bottom of my ranking for FriesMart. SHOCKED!!!

A Better Name Than That Favourite: Robot Flower Least: Grassy

Grassy is MID!!!!

Free Food Favourite: Foldy Least: Yellow Face

I'm getting TIRED of writing stuff about MID characters!! Foldy is awesome awesome awesome and anyone who disagrees will get the death penalty

Team Ice Cube Favourite: Donut Least: Bomby

is it really a contest? Donut takes this easily.

Death PACT Favourite: Tree Least: Pillow

Pillow is really boring this season ngl. honestly idgaf about death pact it's kinda mid

The Losers Favourite: Leafy Least: Loser

Leafy DID NOT deserve that early elimination fuck ALL OF YOU for voting her over fuckass characters like David, Rocky, & Woody like what the fuck. WHAT THE FUCK.

iance Favourite: Fanny Least: Snowball

Literally what did Snowball do in BFB. Actual nothingburger of a character.

BEEP Favourite: Leafy Least: Rocky

You get it at this point we've all seen my thoughts on these two multiple times now.

Favourite: Taco Least: Saw

Best team in BFB is here!!!! Saw is only least favourite because the eight thing gets so annoying and old so fast

Have Cots Favourite: Ruby Least: Gelatin

Have Cots is like infinitely better than Have Nots because Gelatin is my least favourite and I still like Gelatin a lot. Absolute crime they were UFE first.

LOOK at these teams. Have Nots is so ass compared to Have Cots. Flower & Taco the only characters actually worth a damn here.

Have Nots Favourite: Taco Least: Woody

If I could go back in time I'd switch my vote to Taco. Biggest vote regret of all time. Flower does really not feel like Flower in this season, she's only mean or rude like one time it's so weird. I hate BFB post split.

The Strongest Team On Earth Favourite: Foldy Least: Grassy

BFDI would be so peak if the winners were Firey Fries Flower & Foldy ngl.

Death PACT Again Favourite: Fanny Least: Marker

Marker kinda mid tbh

Are You Okay Favourite: Eraser Least: TV

Eraser is so funny in TPOT & TV is still here somehow. Guys, the mechanical minds plot isn't gonna happen you can stop voting TV over better characters now.

Team8s Favourite: Needy Least: Saw

TPOT is Needy's season. Too bad she's DEAD...

The S Favourite: Winner Least: Rocky

Winner, fittingly, wins.

Just Not Favourite: Price Tag Least: Bomby

Price Tag also wins!

Teardrop Favourite: Teardrop Least: Teardrop

I love Teardrop. I fucking hate Teardrop though.

Death PACT Yet Again Favourite: Fanny Least: Marker

Team 2 Favourite: Price Tag Least: Grassy

♪♪♪♪♪♪ Favourite: Pen Least: TV

CloudYAY Favourite: Golf Ball Least: Yellow Face

[elli3luvs]

falling in love at a coffee shop pt. 4 [ELLIE W]

summary: when your favorite barista turns out to have a girlfriend (an ex? you weren't too sure) you got cold feet and ran

genre: fluff/angst

wc: 2.5k

a/n: lord.... im so sorry this took so long and tbh im not happy with it at all LMFAO im thinking either one or two more parts to this as well! so sorry i haven't been updating recently life has come at me hard! im hoping to get fewer hours at work so i can have some free time bc omfg!

part three

The phone buzzing against the desk was seriously starting to distract you. It had been going off incessantly since you left Ellie's house in a rush, and you just assumed it was her wanting to explain her side of the story. To be honest, you didn't really want to hear it. Your heart felt like it was torn into two earlier this morning. But you should've known, someone that attractive and funny and kind had to come with some sort of baggage. You just didn't expect it to be a whole girlfriend.

Your thumbnail was sitting in between your teeth as you slightly nibbled on it. Dina was laying across from you with worry etched into her features. She was usually amazing with words, never having trouble gossiping or giving advice, but when you came storming in with tears about to fall over your lash line, she couldn't quite find the words to console you. She awkwardly stammered until she realized all you wanted was moral support. 

The phone had only been silent for a minute before it started buzzing again. You groan, sitting up to finally grab the stupid device. The buttons on the side were squeezed under your fingers until you could swipe to fully cut off the phone.

Now it couldn't bother you anymore.

Dina sits up, staring at you with pity, "Would it hurt to just hear her out, maybe? Didn't you say you heard her say something about breaking up?"

You gnaw on your bottom lip, "I can't," Dina seems upset at your choice, "Seeing that girl, Cat I think, in front of Ellie was like a slap in the face. She could've been lying about breaking up, Dee. I just don't know." You sigh, crossing your arms to try and soothe yourself a bit.

Dina jumps off of the bed and makes her way to you, a grin spreading over her lips as if she just thought of the best idea. Knowing Dina, you had a feeling about what she was about to say. 

"Wanna get trashed?"

--

The bar was packed even though it was a random Tuesday night. Sounds of college-aged people screaming the song playing filled your ears and chatting with their friends filled your ears. Dina had already shimmied to the bar, ordering a drink for you and for her, before making her way to the dance floor. She was gone with the wind now. You only hoped she would make it back to your dorm without you dragging her home. You decided to keep a low profile and hang by one of the back walls. It was better that way.

You didn't feel like dancing away your inner struggles. Realistically, you needed to talk to Ellie about this. But how could you just call her up when you ignored her for a whole day? A shiver went down your spine when you thought about the conversation that was going to have to take place.

A part of you was still mad at Ellie. You didn't want to have the conversation. But you were going to have to be mature about it one day. You couldn't just ignore her forever.

A voice cut your running thoughts off, "Aren't you?" You turn around to meet Jesse's eyes, "Hey, it is you! How ya' doing?" As kind as ever, he gives you a side hug while enthusiastically greeting you. 

"I'm good!" You shout over the music. He motions to the cup in your hand and you nod, "Some sort of tequila."

He grimaces, "Oh, lord. You tryin' to die or somethin'?"

You purse your lips, "Yeah. Something like that."

Jesse pats your shoulder while laughing off your statement, "How did things go with Ellie? Man, she was so excited about it." His hands shoot up to gesture, "That's all she could talk about last shift was how you were gonna go over to her place. She was like a kid in a candy store!"

Your heart shatters. It felt awful to ignore her like that and a part of you wondering if you were acting crazy. Ellie said she could explain, yet, you just left her. Then you turned your phone off as if you couldn't give her the time of day.

Your eyebrows pinch, "It was good... until..." The words die in your throat. Jesse was a good friend of Ellie's and you had come to get pretty acquainted with him but was he a good one to confide in?

His face falls into confusion, "Until?" You see a flash of concern before his face returns to the original confusion.

"Until," You bite the bullet. Now is as good of a time as ever to pour your heart out, "Until her ex or maybe girlfriend? Until whatever she was came over. I totally left Ellie after not giving her a moment to explain. I'm starting to feel like a little bit of a bitch about it..." A fake half-laugh comes out to deflect how truly awful you felt.

Jesse's eyes widen and he sets his drink down, fully turning toward you, "Woah, woah. Was her name Cat?"

You nod and Jesse rubs his hands over his face. The loud techno music silents his hushed curses before he grabs your wrist to drag you out of the bar. The drink in your hand flies out as your legs try to keep up with his wide stride. Your eyes scan the room until you see Dina — who is cheering you on? She looks at you with a thrilled expression before giving you a thumbs up.

Oh my God.

Words of protest spew out of your mouth, trying to get him to just slow down yet Jesse only walks faster. Once you make it to the parking garage he turns back to you. You just hope he ignores the way you are trying to catch your breath. 

Jesse starts to fidget with his hands as if he's thinking over what he's about to say. 

Your anxiety spikes when he finally asks you what he wanted.

"Is it okay if I take you to Ellie's?"

--

The ride over to Ellie's house felt as if it took forever. The beating in your chest almost had you sick as you thought of all the possible things that could happen. What if Ellie completely rejected you after this? What if she looked at you with disgust and contempt when she opened her door? What if that Cat girl answers the door instead? You slide down farther into the passenger seat as the anxiety-ridden thoughts became too much.

You were beginning to recognize the area. It didn't make you feel any better — it just meant you were that much closer to having to be mature and talk through what happened. As much as you enjoyed hiding from those complicated feelings, you couldn't do that right now. 

Jesse taps his steering wheel while taking in a deep breath, "Look, I know you're nervous and all but... you really shouldn't be," You lift your head to look at him, "She's really into you. I think she will be over the moon that you decided to talk this out face to face."

You purse your lips, "Yeah, but what if she isn't? I left in a completely bitchy way."

Jesse shakes his head, "Trust me, I would've done the same thing if I woke up to Cat's shrill whining."

You were slightly taken aback, "What do you mean by that?"

"I think it's better if Ellie explains that to you."

The air from the vents blows on your face, warming it up. The city lights slowly started to disappear behind you.

"If I know anything about Ellie," His car goes into park. Your head whips to your right and there it was — her house, "She loves giving second chances. Now, go talk this through. I do not wanna deal with a mopey Ellie tomorrow." He jokes around. His words made you feel somewhat better but as you opened the car door and the cool air hits your face, the anxious feeling started to creep up again.

The steps took you a good 30 seconds to get up — stopping every so often to look back at Jesse's car to which he would lift his hands in a supportive motion. Like a father telling their son to, 'go get 'em, tiger!' except he wasn't your dad and you weren't ready to get 'em.

When the large oak door is finally in front of your face, you turn around one last time but Jesse's car was pulling off now. At least he waited until you were fully on the doorstep. It was now or never.

Never sounded pretty good.

Working up courage was never your strong front and god, you wished Dina was beside you to knock on the door but she wasn't. You were going to have to do this. Your hand makes contact with the door producing three heavy raps against the door.

She doesn't answer. She doesn't answer for a while. There isn't even a sign of life behind the door. All you hear is the cars honking faintly where you came from.

You begin to feel hopeless. Deciding to give her one final chance, you knock even louder this time. When you hear rustling on the other side of the door, your stomach lurched. 

"Coming..." Her voice sounded solemn. A grimace pulled at your features at the sound. You caused that.

The door swung open, it seemed like she didn't even look into the peephole, and she openly gawked at you for a couple seconds — a dusty pink rose underneath the smattering of freckles on her cheeks. Her socked foot tapped against the wooden floor as she leaned against the door. She finally snapped out of her catatonic state.

"Uh," She voices first, "What are you doing... here?" The words were strangled as they came out.

You take your bottom lip in between your teeth. There was no dancing around this, "Can we talk? About this morning?"

Ellie perks up a bit. There is a look of pain still lingering but she looks more eager to share what actually happened. You were eager to hear it. 

"Yeah," She opens the door further, waving you to come in, "Please come in. It's cold."

Stepping inside her house gave you a weird feeling. There was such a great memory inside of here but also one that left you with the worst bitter taste in your mouth. You wanted nothing more than to make more amazing memories in here but you needed to hear what exactly happened this morning.

Ellie guides you to the couch, the couch where you talked for hours, which looked as if she had lived on it for the past 10 hours. There were blankets stacked upon each other while water bottles were littered along the table in front of the couch. You saw the noise cancelling headphones strewn on the table and figured that's why she didn't answer.

You sit down on the edge, rubbing your hands on the front of your thighs. Ellie joins you except she is leaning back on the couch but you can tell with how she's wringing her hands, she's just as nervous.

"I guess the most burning question I have is," Ellie sits up at the sound of your voice. Like she was ready to give you any answer you needed, "Who was she? Why did she seem so hurt by me being here?"

Ellie clears her throat, hands tapping on her leg now as she searches for the right words, "That was Cat, my ex-girlfriend," It would be a lie to say you didn't feel some sort of relief at that, "She is having a hard time coming to terms with that, though. As you saw, she still frequently comes to my house even if I tell her not to." Ellie gives a pained laugh before flicking her eyes over to you to gauge your reaction.

You sigh at that, "How long has it been? Since you broke up?"

"Oh," Ellie scoffs, "A while. It's been around.... 7 months? 7 and a half? Long enough. Jesse calls her a pimple that just won't leave." It suddenly makes sense why Jesse wanted you to come talk to her. 

A tension lifts off of your shoulders at that. Ellie wasn't playing you for a fool. She just had a clingy ex. Your hand reaches out to grab hers, which she lets happen without any sort of resistance. Ellie even looks at you while a smile tugs at the corners of her lips.

Guilt settles deep within your chest now. You wanted to smile back but the dreadful emotion was eating at your chest. Ellie notices how your body went from relaxed to tense again. She twists back to you.

"Hey, you've gone rigid on me again," She jokes, her hand soothingly stroking your forearm, "What's wrong? Please, tell me or ask me anything. I'll say it all. I don't wanna keep secrets."

Your eyes flicker over to meet hers, tears brimming your waterline. Ellie shakes her head at the sight as if she's telling you not to cry. But the tears still sit in your lash line, threatening to spill over. Ellie's hand comes up to cup your face while the hand holding your hand squeezes tightly trying to reassure you.

You try to blink away the tears but instead one drips down causing Ellie to coo, "I feel like a bitch, Ellie. Didn't even give you the chance-"

Ellie cuts you off, "I wouldn't have given me a chance to explain either," Her voice wobbles a bit, "I don't blame you, who wants to get woken up by that? I just was scared I, fuck is it too early? Whatever, I was scared I lost you this morning."

You purse your lips at that while you shake your head. Ellie continues, "I know we haven't known each other for a while but I want to continue to see you. I think... I think I really like you." Her face flushes a bright red as she says that. Her palm precipitates a light sheen of sweat while she waits for your response. You can see her mentally preparing for the rejection.

You decided not to keep her waiting. She had done enough waiting today, "I want to continue to see you too."

The beaming expression she gives you clears any guilty emotions you had lingering. Now you just needed to show Ellie how much you liked her.

tags: @ellieismami, @minillie, @dankpunks, @elliesgff, @muthafuckingstargirl, @deafelliewilliams, @pinkazelma, @fairybr3ad, @me-and-your-husband, @intrnetdoll, @kyleeservopoulos, @elliewilliamsmunch, @champagnelovers101, @amelies-a-simp, @gloomychuuu, @s1decha, @ellieapologist3, @wrendermedone, @robinbuckleys-wife, @waywardpiratebird, @parkers myth, @guacala, @pinknightsinmymind

[sublieu]

𝓖𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓗𝓪𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓻𝓪𝓼 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓭 

Warnings: tag teaming, [mentioned] sadism, markings

-Remember that scene where he strangled that kid? (that should've been me tbh) Imagine that but he's pulling on your hair.

-Flushed out face, clinging onto his thighs for dear life, and let's not forget the obvious loud plapping noises as drool drops from your chin to your chest.

-In my au, I see him as a bit of a sadist when it comes to the bedroom; So expect some very rough slapping and manhandling of your face, neck and body in general.

-But he's very willing to stop, calm down or switch positions if you ask him nicely; by either grabbing onto his hands or saying the 'safe' word.

-He also looks like the type of guy to be very loud and open about it, fucking you infront of an open window, or in a public space (forests, park, you name it). And a good majority of the time it's either Giyuu, Shinobu, sometimes Zenitsu (he doesn't see it, he hears it accidentally).

-If someone were to actually want to join in and tag team you, Tengen is always there and surprisingly, Giyuu as well; Sometimes all three of them jump you at an unexpected time which always leaves with your clothes torn up, face flushed and ruin of makeup and paralysis.

-Of course after this he's gonna be your average, cute sweetheart and help you; giving you cuddles, slow make-out sessions, feeding you food and giving you a nice, warm bath.

Roughness level: 7/10

Freakiness level: 8/10

Sweetheart level: 10/10

Horniness level: 9/10

Warnings: fivesome, finger fucking, squirting

-Not really rough, but not really soft, just inbetween.

-There are times where he's just lazy and wants a bj so he just, asks nicely. By lifting you up and and carrying you to the nearest couch/bed and taking off whatever pants, skirt or dress you're wearing. Extra points if you're not wearing any panties underneath.

-What's a guy without his girls? is his motto, as you best believe you're sharing that cock with either one of the girls, whom of which is Hina.

-Suma is definitely gonna be the one eating you out while you suck him off; Makio is definitely going to town riding his tongue and Hina is sharing his cock with you.

-However if you just want him for a while he can deal with that; Petting your hair and comforting you as you take your time to stuff him in your mouth.

-He's willing to give you the same pleasure you give him back as well. Finger fucking you till you squirt, mess with your clit as he uses his fingers to drive you up a wall, basically anything.

-Who's a man to not please his woman?

Roughness level: 8-9/10

Freakiness level: ∞

Sweetheart level: 10/10

Horniness level: ∞

Warnings: soft, pillow princess, scars admiration

-Very soft and it goes both ways

-She loves to give than to receive when it comes to giving you pleasure.

-Kissing up your scars, loves to grab n caress your ass. Basically a huge fan of touch in general.

-However, if you were to switch things up she'd go into subspace so fast that it's really adorable when she does.

-Major Pillow princess alert.

-Will hide her face in pillows if she can. Sometimes you have to move it from her face otherwise she might accidentally stifle herself hiding her adorable face from you.

-Also a major turn on for her is when you're praising her; Call her your good girl and pretty princess and she's total puddy in your hands.

-Very scared of hurting you or getting hurt; she doesn't wanna see bruises or scars that were inflicted by her :(

-Not really a freak but is willing try stuff you want to try!; very tame for some reason which is kinda sad cuz you wanted to actually see her get angry and ravish you.

Roughness Level: 3/10

Freakiness Level: 4/10

Sweetheart Level: ∞

Horniness Level: 6/10

©𝐇𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲𝐛𝐮𝐯_ 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐; 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝