#should i make a tag for this

[tf2heritageposts]

doing some diggining into australium for a video im planning on making, and according to the wiki, the australium used for the poopy joe launch was harvested from america. then of course admin came and scooped that shit all up and it all got used for her gay ass.

it also mentions that all of australia's australium was depleted and the australium cave that soldier lives in was the last australium.

you may notice i said AMERICA and AUSTRALIA's australium caches were depleted. but then the wiki says thats the LAST of the australium? i can't think of any specific geological conditions that australia and seemingly general united states of america would share that would mean they're the only places where australium could be found. did they never check europe? south america? asia? fucking russia? goddamn AFRICA, aka historically used for mining rare minerals/metals (with slavery).

i refuse to believe they actually got rid of all of the australium, there's probably millions of pounds still out there under the rock they haven't checked

[lucky-clover-gazette]

ohhhhh my god

[nutzworth]

jrwi liveblog 2: WHY IS GILLION TRYING TO FIGHT THIS RANDOM POWERFUL WIZARD GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why is he stupid. oh my god. why is he crazy. charlie slimecicle loves to play characters that do evil things with gods (citation: br'aad)

[alelelesimz]

hello i fell down a rabbit hole of LADbible videos may i share with you my favorites so far

incredibly interesting vid about being in space. i've always been obsessed with astronauts i literally had instagram notifications on when scott kelly was doing the year in space!!!! love hearing about daily life in space and all the interesting and scary stuff that can happen. space discoveries are literally the one thing that makes me look forward to the future yippee

i don't believe in religion but i do love to hear people's points of view on it and my god was it lovely to listen to this nun. it's nice to see that in a religion that is used for so much hate, there are people who are not judgemental, do things out of love and believe in something for the good of it

holy shit this man has lived a crazy life. insane stories about the drug industry and i really liked his thoughts on how to fix(?) it

this one's absolutely fucking grim oh my god. i love a good crime show but hearing these things that happen in real life are insane and how they find killers and stuff wow jeez. very interesting do not watch while having dinner tho

okay that's all (for now)

[mabaris]

oh wait i’m cooking. i’ve had an amell planned for a while who would romance and harden alistair and then conscript loghain (because the wardens need his experience) and sacrifice herself (she’s strongly anti blood magic and even tattled on jowan in the prologue)

I think after lothering, they would head right to redcliffe, but she wouldn’t want to get involved with all of their shit bc she has her own problems to deal with. so they go to get the ashes themselves, without helping the town. she poisons the ashes (because why not? she’s not devout and she has to eliminate the possibility that their enemies also might need this, and if that’s the case she has the upper hand) and kills leliana. they return to redcliffe triumphant, having made their own sacrifices—but it’s gone too

she’s an armchair strategist, fancies herself a pragmatist because she’s read books and knows theories and history. she knows, on paper, that war requires sacrifice, as does working for a greater cause. but she’s also never been outside before and doesn’t fully understand the consequences of her actions until that moment.

[absolutelyzoned]

live blogging my pee ranking experience . if you somehow havent noticed. im going to ultrakill myself. I HATE LUST ❗❗🔥🔥

[keychainedd]

no art sorry guys but some dumps on more of my shin floormaster au under the cut. super super long post btw !!!! u have been warned...!!!

it's entirely the same up until the point shin meets midori in highschool. in this au, they actually meet a little later; shin's in his third year of highschool instead of his second (i think this is canon??? i dont remember yttd's timeline very well sorry) and midori seems really insistent on being shin's friend so really quickly they form a friendship. their friendship is really strained and any outsider can tell midori doesn't look like he genuinely enjoys being around shin and same with shin to midori, but they continue being friends anyways. midori always seems really stressed around him and speaks really quickly so shin just suspects he's being forced to make some friends but things take a turn whenever he realizes midori is literally being forced to be his friend. he spots midori calling someone while he believes shin is in the kitchen and he details how their progress is going and midori expressing how he doesn't know how "asu-naro" expects him to carry all of this on his shoulders. shin obviously is super unnerved by this and is even more unnerved whenever midori promptly finishes the call and then snaps the phone in half and throws it in the trash carelessly. their friendship seems even worse after that, midori always spending time with him while staring at the clock and then standing up whenever the clock hit a certain second and running off to whatever shift he had to work next.

eventually, shin does some digging, and figures out from a careless disposal of a one-time phone that wasn't quite broken all the way that midori's working for some shady company called asu-naro and documenting him and many other people. shin confronts midori about this, and to his surprise, midori's face shows something other than stress or strained smiles. he looks scared shitless. shin's unnerved by this, but midori only sits in silence, jaw dropped slightly and eyes wide and spinning with regret and terror. midori promptly gets up, ignoring shin's calls of distress, and calls (he assumes) the same person he'd been calling all along. ten minutes pass and shin is knocked out cold before he can even ask who the people in his apartment are and the last thing he sees is midori with a sweat-drenched forehead. he wakes up and things continue as i stated in my original post, he's questioned vigorously and whenever he's done, he's given the choice to die or be forced to become an employee. he later learns midori suggested the second one, claiming shin had an insane intellect that no other person had to be able to pick up on midori himself. shin didn't really have the heart to tell him it was just because midori wasn't as strong as he thought he was.

anywho after all that's done they become coworkers and shin's a little bitter about midori forcing him to abandon everything he cared for but they're actual friends now or friendly coworkers at the worst. that's all :) thanks for reading

[vake-hunter]

I'm so sorry for this

Apples: breeding, lactation, pregnancy, stuffing also medical experiments and vivisection. oral fixation.

Iron: bondage but with like metal. Handcuffs, spreader bars. Would rather get you off with hands or toys. Orgasm denial and control. Fuck machines. Tends to avoid actual fucking or even dealing with its own arousal but could be pushed to breaking. extremely touch-starved but also wary of relationships due to the nature of the Bazaar using love stories. If it does fuck you, it's very loud. It can't talk but will make plenty of noise and it's very embarrassed about it.

Mirrors/Cups: mirrors, watching. Extending orgasms as long as possible, wants to savor every moment. Body worship almost, wants to memorize or record things. Would totally take pictures or videos. Cups is rougher than Mirrors. Both of them do a lot of dirty talk.

Spices: drugs, smoking, aphrodisiacs. Very demanding and will tell you exactly what it wants. All about fast but super intense thanks to drugs and then nap time. Often times will continue into nap time thanks to honey.

Wines: pretty vanilla. Service top. Will dress up for you and give you plenty of praise. Very sweet. Petplay or other roleplay situations in bed are very much its thing.

Veils: Sadist. Rope bondage. Blood and pain play. Rough sex. Very much into fighting turning to sex. Loud and loves its partners to be loud. Crying during sex is a huge turn on.

Fires: very dominant but not rough unless it's for punishment. Will absolutely punish you. Firm and expects you to listen. Tends to have mood swings. Aftercare specialist.

Pages: chastity and purity kink. Likes the idea of virginity, taking it or having its taken. Easily flustered by dirty talk but will talk a ton in bed in its own way. When it gets really worked up it will fail completely to speak English, instead switching to Correspondence or even the more primal language of Curators. It'll try to correct himself but it turns into a babbling mess.

Stones: jewelry and lingerie. Will fuck for money. Greedy and possessive. Likes its partners to dress up for it but is a pillow princess unless you threaten its wealth or are paying it. Really likes maids and to be spoiled

Candles: masochist. Wax and bloodplay. SPH. Overstimulation.

[joeyclaire]

The Naruto incest shipper is still going??????????? Like honey get therapy-

literally like. go on a walk or smth 😭

[gumjester]

alright all the interludes are done...gonna review the plotline tomorrow.....

[powderwell]

Deciding to abandon cringe and I came up with the most bullshit anime plot for Doll Project... Because the important part of Doll Project isn't the storyline, it's seeing cute girls in Lolita dresses who are fucked up and deranged have sex and psychological breaks, maybe at the same time

[cannibalcaprine2]

why am i awake

[thatonegaybastard]

Teehee

[btmi]

hate being gifted but integrated with the knowingly stupid kids in my school. like ok noun name cis boy i get that you think you have depression but i think you can draw a fucking grid on paper in art class. not fucking joking he asks every teacher for help and BUTTERS THEM UP. he fucking flirts with the social studies teacher. he says the same fucking repetitive bad puns to everyone and genuinely asks me why girls don’t talk to him. im openly nonbinary and he still questions my gender and makes transphobic jokes on purpose and asks if im offended by them. like ok i understand that youre a catholic and agree with andrew tate. go draw the fucking grid the art teacher is asking you to draw

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[cranberrylane]

getting into a teen boy band in my early twenties for some reason makes me feel like i'm an older sister rooting for their younger siblings (as if 1D weren't in their early 20s too LMFAO)