#should i even post this

[killerwithknife]

need to jizz all over that man’s face but god gave me this stupid pussy 😭😭👎

[i-i-e]

right, so.. i have a "headmate", i guess. that's what i've seen them called.

had him for.. i dunno. ive kept him quiet here on the internet, but he's become a bit too loud to ignore now. i've drawn his character already. i could draw him a ref but im focused on typing now and i don't think i can switch back into drawing mode for the rest of the night.

besides a few things though, it shouldn't be distinguishible who's in control. most of the time it's me, but he can get rowdy sometimes.

he didn't come with a name..

[eddiejfigglepuss]

[hermoonself]

when I'm done with my wip I'm going to try to write a bagginshield fic- I will TRY because first of all it'll be the first fic I'll write in a fully fictional fandom and I haven't read the books yet, and English is not my first language and I'm so used to my rich native language when I'm writing that I'm not sure if I'm actually good at writing or if it's just my language's blessing

[sillyfellerr7]

i just woke up from a dream that me and my dad won a benny plush in a claw machine

[thefuryinyourfist]

gay PRIDE 💜

[cottagewhores]

Sometimes I see post I want to reblog but idk what tags I want to put so I wait then forget about it. I just realized while typing this I can just save them as drafts and come back later omg

[talysalankil]

friend in discord mentioning a character who shares the name of someone i know and my brain goes "you mean the girl who had a crush on me as teens and lowkey assaulted me in hindsight? the girl who became (what i thought was) one of my closest friend before ditching our friend group because her edgelord husband didn't like us and especially didn't like me because one time i called him a cishet boomer on twitter? that girl?" and obviously they can't know that since it's not like i go around the internet announcing the names of offline friends/former friends but still, funny how brains work. i'm not laughing but still.

[shooks-stupid-stuff]

self inserts are based actually, and I'm tired of constantly bullying myself and pretending otherwise

[abluehappyface]

Why did my brain just force me to write a poem/ballad/song about chronic pain when I 1, don't have chronic pain to begin with, and thus shouldn't even post such content, and 2, do not plan to show anyone how the song would go because that would require me to sing?

[chaotic-scraps]

"He's been claimed by a Fae Lord, a Witch, a Demon Queen-- we made deals with one too many entities," the Queen explained with a heavy sigh. "Now, he's gone and got himself possessed by a couple ghosts, and apparently has some kind of arrangement with a Siren and a Dragon. I'm a little lost on his social life at the moment."

The Queen plucked out the sacrificial dagger protruding from her son's chest and tossed it aside with a hanky. The wound instantly healed.

"He's immune to just about anything," she continued. "Lightning, arrows, knives, cannonballs, being frozen or burned and... What was it? Oh yes, poison."

The Prince reached for the knife that lay discarded and began giggling and stabbing himself. The wounds gave off little sparks as they zipped the skin back together.

"Oh, my poor son," the Queen lamented. "In any case, is this God of yours powerful? They might need to be in order to claim him."

The Order exchanged glances. "We changed our mind," they said.

The Prince hopped up on the sacrificial altar and grabbed the leader by his robes. "No no NO you can't stop NOW!!" He giggled, "Beyooooond the time it took for set up, how RUDE it is to call a God only halfway, right when it's getting GOOD?!"

The Order grimaced. "The prince speaks the truth. Complete the spell in the honor of God. Only he can determine if this vessel is worthy."

The Prince flopped back with a smarmy grin.

The Order sunk the knife into the Prince once again and commenced with the summoning. The Prince began to float, and he hit the clergy with spitballs from where he was suspended.

The God appeared and looked over the clergy. "You must know this vessel is... Inadequate," he said, gesturing to the giggling prince. "I have never been summoned to a less suitable vessel."

"Suit yourself! You clearly don't know how to PARTY!" The Prince said, dancing around the floating apparition. "Like I want some boring old god taking up space in MYY flesh prison!"

"Dear, that dance is a bit unseemly," the Queen said. "Stop at once."

"YOU stop, MOM." The Prince pointed at the Queen. "Is she? Is she suitable? She's been offering me up this whole time!"

The Queen shook her head. "That's not necessary, Dear."

"Very well. It is done," the God said, and his spirit flowed into the Queen's mouth. The Queen shook briefly, then closed her jaw audibly.

"Goodness. I expected more," the Queen said, dabbing her lips with a hanky. "Truly a boring God. Let's go home, son."

"Wait, what happened?!" The Order cried.

"Oh, we are also a family of God eaters," the Queen said. "I must have forgotten to mention that. Did I? It's how we keep getting all these contracts."

The prince pointed to the sacrificial dagger in his chest. "Hey, can I keep this?"

When the eldest of the royal children was kidnapped and brought to the ritual table to be the new vessel for the cult's god, they seem oddly fine with it. It was in the middle of the ritual that the eldest royal revealed…

[theredtours]

why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[bardofavon]

not to be controversial bc I know this is like…not in line with shifting opinions on fanfic comment culture but if there’s a glaring typo in my work I will NOT be offended by pointing it out. if ao3 fucks up the formatting…I will also not be offended by having this pointed out…

‘looking forward to the next update’ and ‘I hope you update soon!’ are different vibes than a demand, and should be read in good faith because a reader is finding their way to tell you how much they love it. I will not be mad at this.

‘I don’t usually like this ship but this fic made me feel something’ is also incredibly high praise. I’m not going to get mad at this.

even ‘I love this fic but I’m curious about why you made [x] choice’ is just another way a reader is engaging in and putting thought into your work.

I just feel like a lot of authors take any comment that’s not perfectly articulated glowing praise in the exact manner they’re hoping to receive it in bad faith.

fic engagement has been dropping across the board over the last several years, and yes it’s frustrating but it isn’t as though I can’t see how it happens. comment anxiety can be a real thing. the last thing anyone wants to do is offend an author they love, and that means sometimes people default to silence.

idk where I’m going with this I guess aside from saying unless a comment is outright attacking me I’m never going to get mad at it, and I think a lot of authors should feel the same way. ESPECIALLY TYPOS PLZ GOD POINT OUT MY TYPOS.

[greenfiredragonfly]

It's sad that. These days I don't even enjoy reading fic anymore. God knows my own writing has shriveled up and died despite me trying. But I don't enjoy reading anymore. I don't enjoy much at all, really. Nothing nothing nothing

[sillyfellerr7]

Making history by live blogging my food poisoning

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God gives his worst battles to his autistic soldiers

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Eat shit life

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