#should i even post this

[escaping-peril12]

ೀ Bnha manga spoilers❗️

If I'm being completely honest, I feel like these leaks are fake. Or they're just completely unlike what Horikoshi would've actually done.

The artstyle feels rlly off in some places, Izuku is missing a scar in multiple panels, and Jirou's ear is suddenly back? I also feel like Ochaco looks a little different than the last chapter we saw her. Not to mention, there's like 100 other mistakes..😭💀

Idk if this is me being in denial, but everything abt this epilogue just feels WRONG. It doesn't feel like something Hori would've done. The way certain characters were wrote too was just...

not it.

[killerwithknife]

need to jizz all over that man’s face but god gave me this stupid pussy 😭😭👎

[i-i-e]

right, so.. i have a "headmate", i guess. that's what i've seen them called.

had him for.. i dunno. ive kept him quiet here on the internet, but he's become a bit too loud to ignore now. i've drawn his character already. i could draw him a ref but im focused on typing now and i don't think i can switch back into drawing mode for the rest of the night.

besides a few things though, it shouldn't be distinguishible who's in control. most of the time it's me, but he can get rowdy sometimes.

he didn't come with a name..

[r0tt1ng-c0rps3-69]

Mikey way in a Hatsune Miku cosplay. Hatsune Mikey.

[eddiejfigglepuss]

[hermoonself]

when I'm done with my wip I'm going to try to write a bagginshield fic- I will TRY because first of all it'll be the first fic I'll write in a fully fictional fandom and I haven't read the books yet, and English is not my first language and I'm so used to my rich native language when I'm writing that I'm not sure if I'm actually good at writing or if it's just my language's blessing

[hauntedghostpuppy]

this post is kinda suggestive cuz i vent about my (HARMLESS!!!) paraphilia. under the cut.

i hate my paraphilia. i hate being a paraphile. i just wish i could hear a heartbeat sound effect or see a gif of a pulsating cartoon heart without getting a boner. i wish i could cuddle up to someone without getting uncomfortable and having to move my face away. i feel disgusting. i hate when people say i'm disgusting. if i could just get rid of it i would. i have to live like this for the rest of my life. i have to see others feel proud and free and openly talk about it while i feel singled out because i fucking hate it. i hate the random boners, i hate how unavoidable it is, i hate how early on i had it, i just hate everything about it. i feel so much shame around it. i feel so alone.

[sillyfellerr7]

i just woke up from a dream that me and my dad won a benny plush in a claw machine

[maroonedonpianoisland]

gay PRIDE 💜

[donutboxers]

making a full body cast of your partner so you can sculpt their body on top of it one for one so you can make a silicone exact replica of them but bigger and hollow so they can crawl inside and pretend to be a doll is objectively the most high effort and funniest ways you can doll tf someone

[cottagewhores]

Sometimes I see post I want to reblog but idk what tags I want to put so I wait then forget about it. I just realized while typing this I can just save them as drafts and come back later omg

[talysalankil]

friend in discord mentioning a character who shares the name of someone i know and my brain goes "you mean the girl who had a crush on me as teens and lowkey assaulted me in hindsight? the girl who became (what i thought was) one of my closest friend before ditching our friend group because her edgelord husband didn't like us and especially didn't like me because one time i called him a cishet boomer on twitter? that girl?" and obviously they can't know that since it's not like i go around the internet announcing the names of offline friends/former friends but still, funny how brains work. i'm not laughing but still.

[shooks-stupid-stuff]

self inserts are based actually, and I'm tired of constantly bullying myself and pretending otherwise

[chaotic-scraps]

"He's been claimed by a Fae Lord, a Witch, a Demon Queen-- we made deals with one too many entities," the Queen explained with a heavy sigh. "Now, he's gone and got himself possessed by a couple ghosts, and apparently has some kind of arrangement with a Siren and a Dragon. I'm a little lost on his social life at the moment."

The Queen plucked out the sacrificial dagger protruding from her son's chest and tossed it aside with a hanky. The wound instantly healed.

"He's immune to just about anything," she continued. "Lightning, arrows, knives, cannonballs, being frozen or burned and... What was it? Oh yes, poison."

The Prince reached for the knife that lay discarded and began giggling and stabbing himself. The wounds gave off little sparks as they zipped the skin back together.

"Oh, my poor son," the Queen lamented. "In any case, is this God of yours powerful? They might need to be in order to claim him."

The Order exchanged glances. "We changed our mind," they said.

The Prince hopped up on the sacrificial altar and grabbed the leader by his robes. "No no NO you can't stop NOW!!" He giggled, "Beyooooond the time it took for set up, how RUDE it is to call a God only halfway, right when it's getting GOOD?!"

The Order grimaced. "The prince speaks the truth. Complete the spell in the honor of God. Only he can determine if this vessel is worthy."

The Prince flopped back with a smarmy grin.

The Order sunk the knife into the Prince once again and commenced with the summoning. The Prince began to float, and he hit the clergy with spitballs from where he was suspended.

The God appeared and looked over the clergy. "You must know this vessel is... Inadequate," he said, gesturing to the giggling prince. "I have never been summoned to a less suitable vessel."

"Suit yourself! You clearly don't know how to PARTY!" The Prince said, dancing around the floating apparition. "Like I want some boring old god taking up space in MYY flesh prison!"

"Dear, that dance is a bit unseemly," the Queen said. "Stop at once."

"YOU stop, MOM." The Prince pointed at the Queen. "Is she? Is she suitable? She's been offering me up this whole time!"

The Queen shook her head. "That's not necessary, Dear."

"Very well. It is done," the God said, and his spirit flowed into the Queen's mouth. The Queen shook briefly, then closed her jaw audibly.

"Goodness. I expected more," the Queen said, dabbing her lips with a hanky. "Truly a boring God. Let's go home, son."

"Wait, what happened?!" The Order cried.

"Oh, we are also a family of God eaters," the Queen said. "I must have forgotten to mention that. Did I? It's how we keep getting all these contracts."

The prince pointed to the sacrificial dagger in his chest. "Hey, can I keep this?"

When the eldest of the royal children was kidnapped and brought to the ritual table to be the new vessel for the cult's god, they seem oddly fine with it. It was in the middle of the ritual that the eldest royal revealed…

[theredtours]

why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again