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They say a lie has short legs...but in that case it looks damn pretty! :) Common Kingfisher (Alcedo Atthis) View on Instagram https://ift.tt/AlPY7nV
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#workoutbooty#shortleggings#quadsquad#quadsfordays#quadriceps#legs#leggingshort#gymwear#glutespo#glutesday#glutes#glutegains#fitwear#fitspo#fitlegs#fitgirls#buttstuff#bootygainz#bootybuilder#bigquads
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favourite stupid relationship dynamic: idiots who would immediately protect and defend the other but never themself
#still thinking about how lxl just takes whatever life throws at them without fighting back (esp in the lxl movie)#so it was up to the other (mainly yujiro) to do the protecting (of aizo) since he was clearly not going to do anything about it#poor yujiro never fought back against the longleg/shortleg until aizo was brought up… no sense of self-preservation with that one#‘you can mess with me but not my bf!!!!!’ kind of energy#ig aizo did kind of defend yujiro in the [redacted] anime ep 4 nonsense and pointless scandal scene but that’s about it…#give aizo more chances to play the hero for his cute bf!!!!! the princess carry wasn’t enough!!!!#though. ngl it’s kinda funny how aizo’s always portrayed as the husband and yujiro the wife in their r/s (see: meoto)#but yujiro is always the one fighting for aizo’s honour. l&k novel (i think; still havent read it). lxl movie. chizu hallway scene (kind of)#and even in honeypre he got aizo the werewolf costume (instead of the pumpkin). he was the one who gave aizo a gift on white day (like a bf)#he even turned aizo into a worried wife when he (the bumbling husband) wandered out till late in kyoto to look for a *phone strap*#hm. well. im not sure what the point im trying to make is other than the fact that lxl are idiots for each other ig#they may be really really stupid but they love(?) and support each other (in a sense)… two menaces in a pod.#they should just get married (again)#though speaking of lxl marriage remember when that music magazine spread misinfo about how meoto was set in the sengoku era#and everyone believed it? the mv sure shocked everyone in more ways than one lmaooooooo#lxl twt was on fire that day. ‘horns??? a fantasy setting????? what happened to the sengoku era?????’ it was so funny you h a d to be there#but. hm. we’ve had quite a lxl content drought… disregarding the [redacted] mv they havent been seen in 4 months#throwing out a guess that they’ll get a new song for a winter comiket cd or sth. idk#sure hope that lxl do not get a new song or mv before kimikawaii release though bc that’d be unfairrrrrrrrr
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Fandom's dry right now so why don't you tell the audience some Joe short-legs headcanons ? 😉
Yes, my poor pathetic son Joseph. He needs a hug. And therapy. And drug rehabilitation. And a soothing bath. And--
Joe and the worm have a sort of symbiotic relationship. The worm eats Joe's flesh and acts like a parasite, but also, Joe can't get rid of it, for some reason (because if he could, he definitely would have by now). I think it keeps him alive somehow?
His worm came to live in his head either as part of a deal or a punishment.
This was inspired by @alhexiyansfist's art, but the worm is actually rather big and causes Joe's head to distend disgustingly when it's in there. You can see it moving under his skin. Like the crew is repelled by it.
Also, it comes out of his empty eye socket sometimes instead of his ear.
His whole body looks a bit sickly and decayed, not just half of his face. Like he looks like he's struggling to live.
He might just be short or have dwarfism instead of having artificially shortened legs. Idk, i think it would make his character design too busy for him to have decaying skin plus the worm sticking out of his ear plus shortened legs. Especially considering he's a background character. But I'm not sure yet.
Joe can let the worm take control of his brain, which he's sometimes forced to do if its screaming in his head gets to be too much. When the worm controls Joe, he (or the worm acting as him, I should say) becomes cruel and brutish and not like Joe's normal timid self at all. This is also one of the only ways Joe can experience peace and solace (because he's essentially unconscious during these times).
#joe shortlegs#headcanons#body horror cw#also this used to be on the wiki iirc but he has an opium addiction#there are 0 happy and pleasant things in this man's life#candle cove
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do anyone know what the biological name of her disability is? thanks in advance :D
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mundane au!! im really proud of this one :))
#bobas art#bobas ocs#oc art#(only sisyphus is mine)#sisyphus#faelar shortlegs-vallejo#dreemurr reedrum#oc tober#faelars tattoo is her family crest! It's a deer and a rabbit
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these CATS have short little legs!! oh my goodness that is so silly.
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One of the classic short leg ladies from the early days of the internet - looks to have been filmed late 1950s early 1960s. Part 1
#shortleg#short legged woman#uses crutches#disabled#Disabled girl#short legged girl#handicapped girl#handicapped woman#crippled leg#crippled girl#crippled woman
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In honour of my favourite xkcd comic, please reblog with the name of your pet and what you actually call them
#cats#dogs#pets#xkcd#(also provide pictures this is an important part of the process)#one of our cats is primarily referred to as 'slug' 'fatty fatty shortlegs (affectionate)' and 'the freeloader'#'herr mackerel' or 'hermahkent' is what my brother calls her#the other one is either 'sweetheart' or 'serial killer' with no inbetween
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Various webfinds
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i just think that lxl is incredibly funny, that’s all
#i’m never not amused whenever i see articles emphasising on aizo’s desire to sing while gushing about his (alleged) performing abilities#and yujiro’s desire to perform on a stage while raving about his great singing#ig this is another reason why they *need* each other. they’re essential to each other so true#is this why their love song is called hitsuyou fukaketsu—#imagine if they were actually able to achieve their dreams lol.#aizo would be a pro solo idol and yujiro would probably be performing kabuki with the longleg and shortleg…#come to think of it. in a sense aizo seems to be more of a typical flashy idol than yujiro is…#maybe that’s why he attracts all the ladies (sad aizo noises)#tfw you can get girls but *not* the man you love gg aizo kiss him harder next time you apply your kissmarks#染BODY ONCE TOLD ME—
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