#shittycitystarter

[aloha-leilani-wood-blog]

Welp. Happy Birthday to me

[stuckina-hazel-blog]

Haymitch found a cat toy in my bag and ran away with it. I don't even know how it got there in the first place.

[christians-cooking-life-blog]

Got the night off from cooking so what do it do? I cook anyway.

[kathleen-party-girl-blog]

My due date was teo days ago. It's time to get this show on the road little baby of mine.

[ivyjustkeepsfighting-blog]

Guess who has new boobs and is going home today.

[chelsthefuckingdavinci-blog]

I leave for a week and come back to my white jacket colored on with red marker. Lord give me strength.

[50shadesof-aiko-blog]

That was a horrific week of hiding from Fifty Shades jokes.

[aloha-leilani-wood-blog]

Text: Gio the Guppy

Leilani: Hey Guppy.

Leilani: Can you meet me by the pool? I really need to talk to you. Coach's orders.

[stuckina-hazel-blog]

It's insane how true it is that you don't know what you have until it's gone.

[jordyn-runs-a-lot-blog]

I really don't think I would mind having a penis.

[sais2460no-blog]

I think I listened to Party in the USA too much.

[christians-cooking-life-blog]

Cooking up a storm over here. Sooooooooooo tired.

[anna-banana-ramma-blog]

The cat broke my earphones, damn it.

[phasesofthe-luna-blog-blog]

I accidently skipped school today because I thought it was the weekend. I have no idea how I'm still in the school system.

[abbys-never-fine-blog]

I really just want some rice. Is that such a bad thing?

[noahxjacobs-blog-blog]

I feel like I always go to bed with cloths on and wake up naked. Oops.