#shitspeare

[shakespeare-official-account]

do y'all have that one moot who's wayyy too cool to follow you?? and then they like your posts?? like whoa dude no way stop you're awesome

[classicaltiterature]

Imagine cell block tango but it's all Shakespeare characters (this message brought to you by the time polonius ran into my knife 10 times).

[thefourfan]

Shittiam Shitspeare

[shakespeare-official-account]

Lovely to see a fellow Gen Alpha Rizzful Sigma Male™️

DUO IM SO SORRY FOR HORNYPOSTING IN UR INBOX I WAAS LITERALLY DRUNK ON HOLIDAY AND I THOUGHT IT WPILD BE FUNNY DONT PUT ME IN THE BASEMENT 😭

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[miaumiaurat]

I NEED HELP TO FIND A FANFIC!!!!!!

So the ship was Dream of the endless | Morpheus/Hob Gadling from “The Sandman”. I read it the past year. I don’t remember much, but the trope was something like this:

Random Student in The history lecture Hob teaches:

“um so SHAKESPEARE something”

and Hob be like: Fuck Shitspeare i hate him

and Dream who was there troughs the lecture was like: Wdy hate him so much?

and things started to escalate from there and somehow they started fighting and Dream says something about that Hop had his Wife and his Son and that he seamed alright for what I remember.

and the whole class is like: OMG the reason Professor Gadling hates Shakespeare so much is because this Emo Gothic Depressed looking Victorian sick child guy was flirting with another guy that was dressed as Shakespeare at a party, and also, was professor married????

so if someone knows or has the fic PLEASE I BEG YOU FULLY ON MY KNEES please drop it!!!!

pd: Also I’m sorry for my bad English Lol.

Actualización: It’s Give me your hands, if we be friends by musesofaninsomniac . Thanks to kittynannygaming for helping me and everyone else :).

[vanwizard]

[shakespeare-official-account]

Sire, thou art genuinely in need of english lessons, perchance they may save thy vocabulary.

Thine apology art hollow, but it is accepted.

[english-professor-wraith]

Hamlet: "How strange or odd some'er I bear myself-- as I, perchance, hereafter shall think meet to put an antic disposition on"

me: "ay yo that actually sounds fun lemme join you"

[shakespeare-official-account]

I am going to destroy my \ key for its treachery. Fuck thee, stupid malfunctioning shitstain.

[smaragdine-syzygies]

Replace the alas and in sooth in Shakespeare's works with dude and oh shit; reblog your best

For example:

"Dude, I know not why I am so sad"

[windsweptlassie]

@frogyell

[daretosnoop]

Nancy Drew Mockumentory

GTH

Nancy to interviewer: Ya this case was quite pressing. There was so much hatred buried in this family and when the fire started.....well truth really hit the ceiling then.

Camera cuts to clip of Harper, Jessalyn, and ND crew running around screaming

Joe: Fire? There’s a fucken fire?!

Ned calming him down: There there. Nance will think of something

Nancy: Everyone just stay calm. STAY FUCKING CALM!

Camera cuts to Bess breathing in a paper bag

Jessalyn running in circles with her trauma story: my mom, my mom, my mom, my mom. Nancy I don’t care you’re friends are about to die. My mom, my mom, my mom, my mom

Harper is harping Shakespeare or something, realizes she’s wounded: Oh Shitspeare

Henry and Frank start to build the wheelbarrow

Wade wheels in: Nancy! Give me Savannah’s number!

Wade then notices Harper: Oh hey Harps, didn’t know you were here.

Camera cuts to Nancy staring hard at Wade

Everyone is ready to get Harper out of the building. Just as they start to leave Jessalyn remembers her mom

Jessalyn: Nancy! You got to go back for her!

Frank and Ned together: Bitch, Why her!?

Henry: okay but you do realize we are humans in a literal frying pan fire right now?!?

Bess: I know Nance is invincible but we’re not yeeting her at your mom. Right nance?!

Everyone turns and Nancy is gone

George: Fuck

[thejunksmith]

Fuck shakespear

I just spent like five hours reading the taming of the shrew, and not once did it mention how to tame a shrew. Wtf man. Wasting everyones time. My flat is covered in unruly shrews and I don’t know what I can do. 

[findingschmomo]

im sorry but Moliere >>> shitspeare

[hanayanaa]

all the world's a stage......! - shitspear

agent 8 everywhere but the blender