do y'all have that one moot who's wayyy too cool to follow you?? and then they like your posts?? like whoa dude no way stop you're awesome
232 notes
·
View notes
Imagine cell block tango but it's all Shakespeare characters (this message brought to you by the time polonius ran into my knife 10 times).
1 note
·
View note
Hamlet: "How strange or odd some'er I bear myself-- as I, perchance, hereafter shall think meet to put an antic disposition on"
me: "ay yo that actually sounds fun lemme join you"
7 notes
·
View notes
I NEED HELP TO FIND A FANFIC!!!!!!
So the ship was Dream of the endless | Morpheus/Hob Gadling from “The Sandman”. I read it the past year. I don’t remember much, but the trope was something like this:
Random Student in The history lecture Hob teaches:
“um so SHAKESPEARE something”
and Hob be like: Fuck Shitspeare i hate him
and Dream who was there troughs the lecture was like: Wdy hate him so much?
and things started to escalate from there and somehow they started fighting and Dream says something about that Hop had his Wife and his Son and that he seamed alright for what I remember.
and the whole class is like: OMG the reason Professor Gadling hates Shakespeare so much is because this Emo Gothic Depressed looking Victorian sick child guy was flirting with another guy that was dressed as Shakespeare at a party, and also, was professor married????
so if someone knows or has the fic PLEASE I BEG YOU FULLY ON MY KNEES please drop it!!!!
pd: Also I’m sorry for my bad English Lol.
Actualización: It’s Give me your hands, if we be friends by musesofaninsomniac . Thanks to kittynannygaming for helping me and everyone else :).
19 notes
·
View notes
1K notes
·
View notes
Replace the alas and in sooth in Shakespeare's works with dude and oh shit; reblog your best
For example:
"Dude, I know not why I am so sad"
0 notes
@frogyell
1 note
·
View note
Nancy Drew Mockumentory
GTH
Nancy to interviewer: Ya this case was quite pressing. There was so much hatred buried in this family and when the fire started.....well truth really hit the ceiling then.
Camera cuts to clip of Harper, Jessalyn, and ND crew running around screaming
Joe: Fire? There’s a fucken fire?!
Ned calming him down: There there. Nance will think of something
Nancy: Everyone just stay calm. STAY FUCKING CALM!
Camera cuts to Bess breathing in a paper bag
Jessalyn running in circles with her trauma story: my mom, my mom, my mom, my mom. Nancy I don’t care you’re friends are about to die. My mom, my mom, my mom, my mom
Harper is harping Shakespeare or something, realizes she’s wounded: Oh Shitspeare
Henry and Frank start to build the wheelbarrow
Wade wheels in: Nancy! Give me Savannah’s number!
Wade then notices Harper: Oh hey Harps, didn’t know you were here.
Camera cuts to Nancy staring hard at Wade
Everyone is ready to get Harper out of the building. Just as they start to leave Jessalyn remembers her mom
Jessalyn: Nancy! You got to go back for her!
Frank and Ned together: Bitch, Why her!?
Henry: okay but you do realize we are humans in a literal frying pan fire right now?!?
Bess: I know Nance is invincible but we’re not yeeting her at your mom. Right nance?!
Everyone turns and Nancy is gone
George: Fuck
11 notes
·
View notes
Fuck shakespear
I just spent like five hours reading the taming of the shrew, and not once did it mention how to tame a shrew. Wtf man. Wasting everyones time. My flat is covered in unruly shrews and I don’t know what I can do.
6 notes
·
View notes
I am going to destroy my \ key for its treachery. Fuck thee, stupid malfunctioning shitstain.
13 notes
·
View notes
im sorry but Moliere >>> shitspeare
2 notes
·
View notes
Would I be freed from this torment? Even if the one causing the torment is my mere existence? Is death the answer to all my problems?
Shitspeare
0 notes
RT @malanDR69: Filipinos realizing what they have to do to survive this pandemic after that press conference https://t.co/3vYqzROw1n
Filipinos realizing what they have to do to survive this pandemic after that press conference https://t.co/3vYqzROw1n
— shitspeare in love (@malanDR69) March 12, 2020
via Twitter https://twitter.com/earlpatrick
March 13, 2020 at 06:11AM
0 notes
a version of macbeth where it opens in the middle of the final fight between macbeth and macduff, all intense and shit, and just as macduff is about to chop of macbeth’s head,
*record scratch* *freeze frame*
yup. that’s me. you’re probably wondering how i got in this situation. well, it all started when i ran into these three witches and i told my wife i was gonna be king...
5K notes
·
View notes
For those of you alarmed at how much Shakespeare I have been reblogging.....
Stfu tragedy needs promotion
2 notes
·
View notes