#shitpost roundhouse

[shitpostroundhouse]

[nihilnovisubsole]

lord forgive me but it's time to go back to the old me (doll collector)

[velvet-gloom]

Why the Phantom Thieves are banned from Dave & Buster’s

(Don’t take these too seriously, I’m just shitposting with no serious thought or edits)

Makoto: Roundhouse kicked a 40-year-old guy who tried to hit on Futaba and sent him to the ER

Futaba: Hacked the speakers and played unhinged nightcore dubstep remixes, was asked to stop, and proceeded to bass boost them

Akechi: Was one point away from setting the record on their DDR machine before he fucked up and proceeded to punch the screen hard enough to break it

Haru: Got WAY too into a game of laser tag, several children left crying

Ryuji: You know that one clip of the dude letting go of the bowling ball way too late and hitting the ceiling and breaking the sprinklers, flooding the whole place? That. He did that.

Ren: Used his third eye to play the rigged claw machines and beat their 1 millimeter margin of error, emptying two full machines worth of prizes before being asked to leave

Morgana: Was a cat

Yusuke: Was so appalled by the food that he snuck into their kitchen to prove he could make something more appetizing and more aesthetically pleasing. Got halfway done before getting thrown out

Shiho, who’s totally a canon member of the Phantom Thieves and always has been: Immediately helped Yusuke break back into the kitchen to finish the food. Also befriended a heard of 12-year-olds and had them distract security to buy more time

Sumire: The only one who’s still allowed in, but hasn’t had much reason to go since Akechi broke the DDR machine

Ann: Tried convincing the manager to let everyone back in, which ended in a shouting match after the manager turned out to be an asshole

[czv-hops-kalos-arc]

HEY ANON

🖕 your brother is annoying and a disappointment

Say whatever you want about me, but insulting Hop?

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You’d better be glad that stupid anon icon prevents me from knowing who you are. If it didn’t, you’d be dead in an instant 👁️👁️

[snackugaki]

boys from the bay: the bullying (will never stop)

The Hit List omake because have I got Jokes™ to spare (’cuz if I’m not bullying the Next Mutation turtles, it’s the Bayverse)

[shitpostroundhouse]

🚘💀💥🚒😭🪦🤕🔨🌈🍪

[rk1kincorrect]

YOU RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL - sef to darim

SHUTT HEFUCP UPPPPPP

darim: GOOD !!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS WHY UR DADS GAY!!!!!!!!! FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!! GO ASK UNCLE MALIK IF YOUR DADS GAY YEAH HE’L TELL YOU ALLLLL ABOUT IT

sef, choking on his tears: DARIM WE HAVE THE SAME DAD

[zephyrrhiesfyrian]

tarn forgot his usual monologue about how great decepticonism is after seeing shady's thighs so he had to improvise

doing a few pose studies and i picked shady as one of em because what in the actual fuck is happening in this panel

my mans be nearly doing the splits for that roundhouse

also i have another sketch but im putting it under the cut because reason :D

say hi to george the rhombus of censorship here to make sure i don't break the law :D

i just think the gangster husbands deserve to do some spicy sometimes y'know?

blue's thighs (which you honestly can't see much of because of george enforcing the law) gave me SO MUCH PAIN. bc metal thighs don't SQUISH so HOW ARE YOU STRADDLING HIM AAAAAAAA

but i did it because im amazing like that (✿◡‿◡)

anyway this is a sketch of a scene from chp4 of my fic if you wanna check it out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[chromes-corner]

HELP????

[roanoaks]

Straight up if u make ur kids run ur house and turn them into lil miniadults so your lazy ass can sit around and complain say ai so a bitch(me) can aim the gun to fire

[jfks-sin-bin]

unpopular hc: vincent van gogh is a powerbottom

[shitpostroundhouse]

Look at 'dem

space titties!

[darkmatter-nebula]

Here comes a little SwSh shitpost:

*Sordward and Shielbert are insulting Allister*

Bea: *gives both a death glare*

Sordward *to Bea*: This is madness!

Bea: Madness?

Bea *glances at her scared little brother*

Bea *to Sordward*: THIS IS GALAR!!!!

Bea: *roundhouse kicks Sordward and Shielbert*

Sordward and Shielbert: *run away*

Bea *to Allister*: You ok, Alli?

Allister: *nods his head*

Bea *relieved*: That's good!

*Bea and Allister are hugging now*

[faerieavalon]

WIP Title Meme

Rules: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Send me an ask with the title that most intrigues you and interests you and i’ll post a little snippet of it or tell you something about it!

I’ve been tagged in this one a few times, at least by @myrddinderwydd, @oftachancer, and @odekiax2 recently, so here goes. 

1) Eyes 2) Translation Mess 3) Cutting Room Floor 4) Elvhen Backstory 5) Felassan painting 6) Felassan Tricks 7) Riddles 8) Roundhouse shitpost 9) Sa’vunin 10) Elvhen Basics 11) Spindleweed 12) Sule Tael Tasalal (broken into 10 chapter blocks per file) 13) Elvhen Draft Notes

Tagging forward to anyone who wants to play. I think everyone I know has already been tagged.

[johxiao]

Hi I’m Admin Pauline! I’m a multi-stan, but my ults are NCT (and StrayKids). Tbh I don’t really have a set bias and refuse to choose. I’ll post shitposts, gifs and writings. Bye the way, iam the only one with a normal sleeping schedule here. Iam also from Germany, so pls don't roundhouse kick me bc of typos :,)

You can thank Jenny for ruining my life and literally dragging me into Kpop

Witam, nazywam się Pauline i jestem tu, by zrujnować ci życie ;)

[shitpostroundhouse]

Being a critical thinker has the downside of ruining movies that require suspension of disbelief