#shitpost roundhouse

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[snackugaki]

boys from the bay: the bullying (will never stop)

The Hit List omake because have I got Jokes™ to spare (’cuz if I’m not bullying the Next Mutation turtles, it’s the Bayverse)

[nihilnovisubsole]

lord forgive me but it's time to go back to the old me (doll collector)

[velvet-gloom]

Why the Phantom Thieves are banned from Dave & Buster’s

(Don’t take these too seriously, I’m just shitposting with no serious thought or edits)

Makoto: Roundhouse kicked a 40-year-old guy who tried to hit on Futaba and sent him to the ER

Futaba: Hacked the speakers and played unhinged nightcore dubstep remixes, was asked to stop, and proceeded to bass boost them

Akechi: Was one point away from setting the record on their DDR machine before he fucked up and proceeded to punch the screen hard enough to break it

Haru: Got WAY too into a game of laser tag, several children left crying

Ryuji: You know that one clip of the dude letting go of the bowling ball way too late and hitting the ceiling and breaking the sprinklers, flooding the whole place? That. He did that.

Ren: Used his third eye to play the rigged claw machines and beat their 1 millimeter margin of error, emptying two full machines worth of prizes before being asked to leave

Morgana: Was a cat

Yusuke: Was so appalled by the food that he snuck into their kitchen to prove he could make something more appetizing and more aesthetically pleasing. Got halfway done before getting thrown out

Shiho, who’s totally a canon member of the Phantom Thieves and always has been: Immediately helped Yusuke break back into the kitchen to finish the food. Also befriended a heard of 12-year-olds and had them distract security to buy more time

Sumire: The only one who’s still allowed in, but hasn’t had much reason to go since Akechi broke the DDR machine

Ann: Tried convincing the manager to let everyone back in, which ended in a shouting match after the manager turned out to be an asshole

[rk1kincorrect]

YOU RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL - sef to darim

SHUTT HEFUCP UPPPPPP

darim: GOOD !!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS WHY UR DADS GAY!!!!!!!!! FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!! GO ASK UNCLE MALIK IF YOUR DADS GAY YEAH HE’L TELL YOU ALLLLL ABOUT IT

sef, choking on his tears: DARIM WE HAVE THE SAME DAD

[chromes-corner]

HELP????

[roanoaks]

Straight up if u make ur kids run ur house and turn them into lil miniadults so your lazy ass can sit around and complain say ai so a bitch(me) can aim the gun to fire

[jfks-sin-bin]

unpopular hc: vincent van gogh is a powerbottom

[darkmatter-nebula]

Here comes a little SwSh shitpost:

*Sordward and Shielbert are insulting Allister*

Bea: *gives both a death glare*

Sordward *to Bea*: This is madness!

Bea: Madness?

Bea *glances at her scared little brother*

Bea *to Sordward*: THIS IS GALAR!!!!

Bea: *roundhouse kicks Sordward and Shielbert*

Sordward and Shielbert: *run away*

Bea *to Allister*: You ok, Alli?

Allister: *nods his head*

Bea *relieved*: That's good!

*Bea and Allister are hugging now*

[faerieavalon]

WIP Title Meme

Rules: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Send me an ask with the title that most intrigues you and interests you and i’ll post a little snippet of it or tell you something about it!

I’ve been tagged in this one a few times, at least by @myrddinderwydd, @oftachancer, and @odekiax2 recently, so here goes. 

1) Eyes 2) Translation Mess 3) Cutting Room Floor 4) Elvhen Backstory 5) Felassan painting 6) Felassan Tricks 7) Riddles 8) Roundhouse shitpost 9) Sa’vunin 10) Elvhen Basics 11) Spindleweed 12) Sule Tael Tasalal (broken into 10 chapter blocks per file) 13) Elvhen Draft Notes

Tagging forward to anyone who wants to play. I think everyone I know has already been tagged.

[johxiao]

Hi I’m Admin Pauline! I’m a multi-stan, but my ults are NCT (and StrayKids). Tbh I don’t really have a set bias and refuse to choose. I’ll post shitposts, gifs and writings. Bye the way, iam the only one with a normal sleeping schedule here. Iam also from Germany, so pls don't roundhouse kick me bc of typos :,)

You can thank Jenny for ruining my life and literally dragging me into Kpop

Witam, nazywam się Pauline i jestem tu, by zrujnować ci życie ;)

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[hikikomori-route]

my actual thoughts on leon kuwata from danganronpa in a shitpost

HOT. LEG. Okay hands on, okay hands on I want Leon to step on me and call me worthless (i feel that on a spiritual level) (me too) (same, don't we all tho?) (literally same) (same same same) I LOVE MY GAY BATTER CHILD at first i thought he wasn't wearing any pants (wish he wasn't, it would have been so much better if he weren't) I'd lick this person down (no joke) THAT'S A SEXY MOTHERFUCKER i want him to step on me (step on me) I would call and pap him anyday H O T L E G I wanna be between them t h i g h s, le D I C K S Leon can step on me heck there's some good material Leon is fine Okay hands on, okay hands on STEP ON ME LEON KUWATA i want leon to V O R E me I want him to step on me I want him to step on me with them Q U A L I T Y F O O T W E A R of his I want him to KICK MY TEETH OUT G O D S T E P O N M E P L E A S E boom. i'm gay. He could kill me and I would say "Thank you." I literally want him to use my face as a doormat w E L  L fuck me sideways and call me a kinky fucker because i wanna chain myself to the leg of leon's throne I want him to step on me and call me a skull fucker I want Leon to rip my eyeballs out and C R U S H M Y S K U L L Leon. Can. Step. On. Me. I want him to kick me off a cliff. I want Leon to break my bones. I want Leon to kick me please. Leon can step on me anyday and now that I think about it I want him to break my legs I want Leon to K I C K M E I N T H E L E G S (please and thank you) (that goatee though) Hello everyone, what a wonderful day to remember that I'd let Leon stab me and steal my wallet. Leon. My body is ready. I want Leon to KILL ME. I want Leon to stab me in the heart multiple times I want Leon to roundhouse KICK ME IN THE FACE I want Leon to C U T O F M Y A R M W I T H A S P O O N T H E N S H O V E M Y A R M D O W N M Y T H R O A T Leon can torture me and I'd thank him. I want Leon to dominate me and bury my boDY PLEAS E MA STE R I'm a kinky fuck Please step on my face and treat me like a bitch I shall forever be your loyal servant. you’re welcome @leon-kuwata-fan-club

[adhdahri]

overwatch heroes rated by their likely responses to having their purse snatched by a purse snatcher on a motorcycle,an ultimate shitpost:

genji: have you ever seen someone outrun a cyborg ninja? no? there's a reason for that. 5/10

mccree: this is a man we have already established to be incredibly dramatic,in addition to having the ability to summon tumbleweed and eagles at will. he would probably manage to whistle for a horse in the middle of the city somehow,and ride up alongside the purse snatcher to casually grab his purse back,while delivering a quip like "that wasn't much of a purse-uit,now was it?". lone ranger/10

pharah: would probably give them like 5 seconds head start,before soaring into the air and knocking their motorcycle over with her concussive blast,casually landing to pluck her purse from their unconscious form. (what do you mean,she doesn't wear full armor while going about daily business?) 9/10

reaper: doesn't need to respond,because he probably carries a leather purse 100% covered in various spikes,pins and studs,making it totally punk. good luck grabbing that thing. 9/10

soldier 76: probably carries one of those purses designed to detach from the strap when pulled,but sprints after them anyway. keeps up just long enough with the motorcycle to tackle them down and kick the shit out of them. (all that super soldier serum wasn't for nothing.) 4/10

sombra: they seem to get away at first,but soon a mysterious skull emblem appears everywhere they look. every camera and screen turns to display them and anything they touch bricks. after a while,they are never seen again. [data corrupted]/10

tracer: would easily blink after them and kick the purse out of their hand,or just rewind and give them a good roundhouse kick off their motorcycle when they try to come at her. 5/10

bastion: any bag she carries would probably just be filled with pretty rocks and leaves,as well as bugs and worms for ganymede. she'd probably just shrug and go back to hugging a tree or whatever. 0/10

hanzo: if mccree is present,refer to mccree's entry. if not,he'd probably try to expertly shoot out their tires,only to accidentally hit them in the knee or something. would also spend the entire time loudly insisting that it's a murse. 4/10

junkrat: would try to mine jump onto them,only to land flat on his face. 1/10

mei: petrol fuel can probably melt ice beams. would try to put up a wall to block them,only to fuck up and place it just slightly behind them. 2/10

torbjorn: carries a 200 pound purse from ikea. if anyone tries to ride by and snatch it they'd be dragged right down. 8/10

widowmaker: probably would actually carry some expensive french shit with a spider motif or something. she'd grapple onto the nearest surface and swing off it to kick them off their bike. wall-crawler/10

d.va: instantly summons her mech to give chase,flies after them and rams them to the ground live on stream. makes sure to pose for news photos after and gives an interview so that the korean army can use it for recruitment. for several months after,image and video edits of the incident become a meme where her mech is replaced with various other objects. 9/10

reinhardt: smashes the ground to knock them down with the shockwave,then tosses his hammer aside and challenges them to unarmed combat for the contents of his purse. it won't end well for them,but it's the honor that counts. (of course he carries his hammer with him at all times.) 9/10

roadhog: they won't get far. also gets back junkrat's purse for him. 8/10

winston: his spare glasses are in there. boosts straight onto them and lets them get away with everything except his glasses. the only other things in there were peanut butter and bananas anyway. 7/10

zarya: instinctively grabs onto the back of their motorcycle and laughs as the wheels spin. lifts them over the top of her head for show,before placing them back down and turning them away with a stern warning. this also gets recorded and turned into a meme. women everywhere swoon. wet panties/10

ana: like mother,like daughter. she just fires a sleep dart at them and leaves them lying in the road. 8/10

lucio: lets them get away with it,they need whatever's in there more than him. within a few days,the area his purse got snatched receives sizable anonymous donations for the purposes of development and welfare. eradicating the root causes of crime/10

mercy: the caduceus staff is surprisingly heavy. 6/10

zenyatta: doesn't react. just sends the orb of discord to follow them and waits for them to turn around and give it back to him. also gives a lecture about non-attachment and invites them to begin a path of self-cultivation. zen out of ten.

symmetra: she carries a turret in her purse. 11/10

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Right-wing media has become increasingly forthcoming about a certain former president's despicable acts coming to light.

For at lest the last couple months, the former president has been "gifting" rare brain diseases to young children, reputedly to turn them from normal people into ideal voters by the time they are eighteen or dead, whichever comes first... or second.

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