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It's just too bad she was such a blatant racist...
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J/k I have no idea what her personal opinions were about anything.
😜 🤪 😝
#history shitposting#historical shitpost#relatable quotes#shitpost roundhouse#Cecilia Payne#astronomy#physics#astrophysics maybe#Harvard#Radcliffe#Cambridge#shitpost
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lord forgive me but it's time to go back to the old me (doll collector)
#you know those times where you suddenly get roundhouse kicked by a hobby you haven't done in over a decade#why is my brain doing this now. what is it coping with#shitpost
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Why the Phantom Thieves are banned from Dave & Buster’s
(Don’t take these too seriously, I’m just shitposting with no serious thought or edits)
Makoto: Roundhouse kicked a 40-year-old guy who tried to hit on Futaba and sent him to the ER
Futaba: Hacked the speakers and played unhinged nightcore dubstep remixes, was asked to stop, and proceeded to bass boost them
Akechi: Was one point away from setting the record on their DDR machine before he fucked up and proceeded to punch the screen hard enough to break it
Haru: Got WAY too into a game of laser tag, several children left crying
Ryuji: You know that one clip of the dude letting go of the bowling ball way too late and hitting the ceiling and breaking the sprinklers, flooding the whole place? That. He did that.
Ren: Used his third eye to play the rigged claw machines and beat their 1 millimeter margin of error, emptying two full machines worth of prizes before being asked to leave
Morgana: Was a cat
Yusuke: Was so appalled by the food that he snuck into their kitchen to prove he could make something more appetizing and more aesthetically pleasing. Got halfway done before getting thrown out
Shiho, who’s totally a canon member of the Phantom Thieves and always has been: Immediately helped Yusuke break back into the kitchen to finish the food. Also befriended a heard of 12-year-olds and had them distract security to buy more time
Sumire: The only one who’s still allowed in, but hasn’t had much reason to go since Akechi broke the DDR machine
Ann: Tried convincing the manager to let everyone back in, which ended in a shouting match after the manager turned out to be an asshole
#persona 5#persona 5 royal#persona 5 strikers#persona 5 headcanons#persona 5 tactica#goro akechi#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#makoto niijima#ann takamaki#ryuji sakamoto#yusuke kitagawa#shiho suzui#futaba sakura#haru okumura#morgana#phantom thieves#I headcanon Shiho as actually being really great with kids#phantom thief Shiho#sumire yoshizawa#kasumi yoshizawa#P5R#I am obsessed with phantom thief Shiho and will spread the propaganda until I die
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HEY ANON
🖕 your brother is annoying and a disappointment
Say whatever you want about me, but insulting Hop?
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You’d better be glad that stupid anon icon prevents me from knowing who you are. If it didn’t, you’d be dead in an instant 👁️👁️
#💫Prolly don't even need her I can just roundhouse their ass myself-#pokemon rp#pokemon irl#pokeblogging#hka#ooc[mostly shitpost lmao. but if that anon's being serious fuck them]
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boys from the bay: the bullying (will never stop)
The Hit List omake because have I got Jokes™ to spare (’cuz if I’m not bullying the Next Mutation turtles, it’s the Bayverse)
#fanart shitposting#fancomic shitposting#bayverse tmnt#tmnt 2016#bayverse turtles#leonardo#donatello#raphael#april o'neil#casey jones#i dunno the etiquette for citing other tumblr users but#someone did a breakdown on the fact Donnie's farsighted and can't see shit up close#so he literally would not have seen that pie to the face coming#lol lmao#Raph have a widdle biddy nosey-wosey was like one of the first things I noticed when I watched the 2014 movie#still got jokes for these little shits#but I haven't roasted Next Mutation in awhile and I have a hoardful#listen I know the bay turtles can skip me like a rock across the hudson#but it's hard if you're being mentally sweep kicked#my roundhouse would be like a belly scratch to them#(and i'm mad about it)
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#diarrhea#explosive d#ask your doctor#today#medicine#big pharma#big dook#shitpost#hashtag relatable#shitposting#craiyon#shitpost roundhouse
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YOU RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL - sef to darim
SHUTT HEFUCP UPPPPPP
darim: GOOD !!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS WHY UR DADS GAY!!!!!!!!! FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!! GO ASK UNCLE MALIK IF YOUR DADS GAY YEAH HE’L TELL YOU ALLLLL ABOUT IT
sef, choking on his tears: DARIM WE HAVE THE SAME DAD
#sef and darim’s misadventures#ME AND ASSINTERACTIONS CAME UP WITH THE WORST HC’S FOR THEM#LIKE DARIM USED TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SEF AS A KID#SEF WAS LIKE 2 GETTING HIS ASS BEAT AND DARIM WAS ROUNDHOUSE KICKING HIM GIVING NO FUCKS#altaïr ibn la'ahad#assassin’s creed#malik al sayf#altmal#incorrect assassin's creed quotes#shitpost
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tarn forgot his usual monologue about how great decepticonism is after seeing shady's thighs so he had to improvise
doing a few pose studies and i picked shady as one of em because what in the actual fuck is happening in this panel
my mans be nearly doing the splits for that roundhouse
also i have another sketch but im putting it under the cut because reason :D
say hi to george the rhombus of censorship here to make sure i don't break the law :D
i just think the gangster husbands deserve to do some spicy sometimes y'know?
blue's thighs (which you honestly can't see much of because of george enforcing the law) gave me SO MUCH PAIN. bc metal thighs don't SQUISH so HOW ARE YOU STRADDLING HIM AAAAAAAA
but i did it because im amazing like that (✿◡‿◡)
anyway this is a sketch of a scene from chp4 of my fic if you wanna check it out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#transformers#transformers art#transformers idw#transformers black shadow#transformers tarn#shitpost#zefposting#reblog responses#also a tiny#transformers kaon#“holy shit his thighs are too thicc for the grinder what do we do”#“uhhh fuck just skip to electrocuting him idk”#au where the only thing that's different is that impactor died from taking a roundhouse to the face lmaooo
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HELP????
#the emotion i felt upon seeing this was indescribable#like a roundhouse kick to the back of the head#de makes the others sing it with her#chromespeaks#shitpost
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Straight up if u make ur kids run ur house and turn them into lil miniadults so your lazy ass can sit around and complain say ai so a bitch(me) can aim the gun to fire
#vent#vent post tw#threat#threat tw#shitpost#angy hours means breakdown hours bc whenever im upset about one things everything else roundhouse kicks me into the stratosphere
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unpopular hc: vincent van gogh is a powerbottom
#posts by fuckface#van gogh#tHIS ISNT EVEN AN ACTUAL HEADCANON#BUT FOR THE ENTIRETY OF TODAY IT HAUNTED THE BACK OF MY MIND LIKE SOME HORRIBLE SHITPOST#it was originally vvg is a top but its too unrealistic even for a headcanon#whenever i try to imagine jfk being a bottom the ghost of clone high season two roundhouse kicks me in my throat#and thus i am banned from speaking#if anyone actually headcanons this?? you're still so fucking valid
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Look at 'dem
space titties!
#Bijinder#robottitties#spacetitties#joke#shut up#household shitposting#shitposting#shitpost roundhouse#shitpost#shitpostroundhouse#shitpostroundhouse.net.co.uk.com/www:http/.com
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Here comes a little SwSh shitpost:
*Sordward and Shielbert are insulting Allister*
Bea: *gives both a death glare*
Sordward *to Bea*: This is madness!
Bea: Madness?
Bea *glances at her scared little brother*
Bea *to Sordward*: THIS IS GALAR!!!!
Bea: *roundhouse kicks Sordward and Shielbert*
Sordward and Shielbert: *run away*
Bea *to Allister*: You ok, Alli?
Allister: *nods his head*
Bea *relieved*: That's good!
*Bea and Allister are hugging now*
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WIP Title Meme
Rules: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Send me an ask with the title that most intrigues you and interests you and i’ll post a little snippet of it or tell you something about it!
I’ve been tagged in this one a few times, at least by @myrddinderwydd, @oftachancer, and @odekiax2 recently, so here goes.
1) Eyes 2) Translation Mess 3) Cutting Room Floor 4) Elvhen Backstory 5) Felassan painting 6) Felassan Tricks 7) Riddles 8) Roundhouse shitpost 9) Sa’vunin 10) Elvhen Basics 11) Spindleweed 12) Sule Tael Tasalal (broken into 10 chapter blocks per file) 13) Elvhen Draft Notes
Tagging forward to anyone who wants to play. I think everyone I know has already been tagged.
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Hi I’m Admin Pauline! I’m a multi-stan, but my ults are NCT (and StrayKids). Tbh I don’t really have a set bias and refuse to choose. I’ll post shitposts, gifs and writings. Bye the way, iam the only one with a normal sleeping schedule here. Iam also from Germany, so pls don't roundhouse kick me bc of typos :,)
You can thank Jenny for ruining my life and literally dragging me into Kpop
Witam, nazywam się Pauline i jestem tu, by zrujnować ci życie ;)
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Being a critical thinker has the downside of ruining movies that require suspension of disbelief
#ACTUALLY...#you ruined it#water based introspection#wet on main#showery contemplation#thoughts from the shower#relatable memes#household shitposting#shitpost#shitpoem#relatable quotes#shitpost outhouse#shitpost roundhouse#is it maybelline or is it memorex? or is it shitposting?#professional shitposting
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