#shitpost round 2

[shoecrabs]

no context riordanverse spoilers:

[degenerateshinji]

bsd 109 predictions

[boimann]

my heavymedic dreams finally came true today

i wanted to play some zombie infection mode so i loaded into Sanitarium.

first thing i hear as i spawn in is someone in voice chat telling everyone to go to the elevetor so we can have a dance party in there, so i go because that sounds fun and that's when i see him, this beautiful heavy. it was love at first sight.

As soon as he sees my name (kissing heavy sloppy style) he asks in voice chat if someone can put on some romantic elevator music and he starts getting really close and making kissy noises.

I, of course, am head over heels for him and i start pocketing him.

Together we start causing havoc. He protects me, i heal him, he throws me sandwitches, every time he adresses me he calls me "my love" and of course every time one of us dies the other goes back to the elevator and waits for him to respawn and reunite.

We danced in the elevator a lot and chat was surpriseingly supportive of our little love story.

He even took me out to dinner to the truck next to spawn that has a cauldron on the truck bed. He got very protective when a demo started staring at us, he killed him for me and claimed the kill in my honour.

but alas all good things must come to an end.

At the start of the next round he told me that he had completed his contract and that he was going to change map, with that he bid me ferwell and made one last kissy noise before he left.

i will always cherish those moments we had together,

i will never forget you my love <3

[katyon2020]

I once made a joke about how Luka is one of those straight guys who think they can "cure" lesbians, but then I realised that's basically what Stage 5 was.💀

[danvillecheese]

phineas is the kind of kid to be lactose intolerant and still eat shitloads of cheese bc he doesn't care

[nightseeye]

I had to do this meme i HAD to

[kirexa]

Every time I see that jackbox post I'm tempted to post my favorite screenshot from a game

Narutoes was a players username btw

[kadabo]

HIS EARS ARE POINTED !?!? I THOUGHT I WAS BEIN SMART FOR TURNIN IT INTO A HEADCANON

[izunias-meme-hole]

Twitter: *Makes memes on Mario and Luigi beating Sephiroth with slapstick bs*

Sephiroth as soon as he got to Smash Bros:

[archivegoblin]

Results from round 1 were put into a randomizer and will be facing off in groups of 2. Winner from each poll will be lumped into 1 poll for round 3 (which will be the final round) Check #tma knife fight to find the other 4 polls :)

[woo-tori]

back with milk woo

[symphonybracket]

To celebrate the rapidly-approaching end of our symphony bracket, please send me your favorite classical music memes/funnyposts and I will reblog them here for all of us to enjoy 🎤🦀

[konnorhasapen]

Y'all remember when I said I dragged my cousin into this hole? He said he's bad with names, so I told him if he just gives me the bare minimum of what powers they have, I could just tell him the names. He said water elemental dude and I said "Yeah that's Kody. All my homies hate Kody. Stinky, gross, creepy, wet waffle bitch"

Few minutes later he asked me when the creepiness comes in and I was like "hUh?? Wym when?" Then he proceeded to tell me "this Kody guy doesn't seem that bad" my reply:

LITERALLY NO

[NAME] NO

Him: Is there something wrong with me? Lol

Me: MAYBE?? /hj

Him: Honestly I dont think I've been listening to anything he's saying. I'm just listening to the rain.

And I felt that. That's valid. Kody doesn't deserve the time of day💅

[kurthorton-moving]

new blog revamp in theory > new blog revamp in practice

[bumblebeeenby]

Round 2 of the Ninjago Trauma Olympics Poll is now up!

Things are heating up in the Trauma Olympics! The Julien brothers face off in a head-to-head battle to see which nindroid is the most tragic! Two ghostly guys of opposing elements will finally decide who is the saddest of them all! Who is more depressing? Lloyd's adoptive brother? Or his messed up dad? Jay faces off against Lloyd, the absolute trauma powerhouse! Can he possibly stand a chance?!

Only ONE can win! Only ONE can get THERAPY!