#shitpost number 2

[redvelvetbunny]

AJ, kill them with hammers, please.

honorable mention by @twdg-textposts 🩷

[disappointingcabbage]

Fellas, is it gay to live inside another man forever with Satan himself by my side?

[undertheredhood]

i feel like out of all of the bat-siblings, jason is the one who puts on a persona similar to how bruce acts in public, but not because he wants to keep people from suspecting that he’s the red hood but because of how much it really unsettles the people that really know him, especially his siblings.

i just know that the second they hear him giggle or obnoxiously flirt, the entire batfamily is dragging him to the nearest magical specialist to get him exorcised.

and that’s the exact type of chaos that jason lives for.

(also, damian also likes fucking with his siblings so when he sees jason put on his bimbo persona he immediately puts on a golden retriever type of persona as opposed to his normal black cat self, which freaks out his siblings even more).

[1000sunnygo]

Always gets me how visually similar these two panels are:

And how they're exactly 200 chapters apart.

[meeeeeeese]

Here's my crackpot pre-release prediction for JW.

Anet ain't fooling me with no 'titans' misdirection.

[deliciouskeys]

2 or 88 for the drabble challenge - butchlander would be so interesting for them in your style!

#88- "STOP INTERRUPTING ME!" from the drabble challenge

This was an interesting prompt that initially stumped me because Billy Butcher tends to be pretty laconic when Homelander is around, and when he does want to pontificate (starting arguments with a rando at the Believe Expo or berating the supe injury support group), he'd never let anyone interrupt him enough to complain about it. So it has to be Homelander who says it. But I couldn't imagine Homelander not being utterly delighted at finally not having to monologue and fill in dialogue for both of them. In every season when they meet, he generally wants (sometimes explicitly asks) Butcher to talk more, and gets little in return. So I was stumped. What could possibly lead to this being said between them? And then I realized that I had been barking up the wrong tree. The right tree is a much dumber tree, unfortunately:

"Really now… on my balcony?" Butcher didn't ever think he'd be the one watching Homelander having a wank, and yet here he was, trousers hiked down just below his hips, trying to rub one out… or was he…?

"You trying to rub one out or take a leak, mate?"

"I'll come here every day until you tell me where Ryan is," Homelander replies without answering the question.

"And do what exactly…" Butcher vaguely gestures at Homelander holding himself in hand.

Homelander huffs and it really doesn't look like he's moving his hand. "Shy bladder is it? Of all things for you to be shy about…"

"Shut up," Homelander grits out, and Butcher watches a very pathetic dribble start up, not enough force to hit the big glass sliding door even though Homelander is standing fairly close.

"Not everything in your body all that super powered huh?"

And Homelander's stream stops completely as his face twists in anger. "STOP FUCKING INTERRUPTING ME!"

"Look I got an early start tomorrow, so wrap it up."

Homelander growls in frustration and takes off into the sky without bothering to tuck himself back in.

Butcher really considers installing a live wire on the edge of his sliding door. It might not cause any damage, but just on the off-chance Homelander would feel the shock. In which case Butcher realizes he also needs a security camera to capture the occasion.

[an-albino-pinetree]

Spoilers kinda, for Squid Game Season 2!

(I honestly might be super late to this, I dunno sdjh)

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This character himself, isn’t my cup of tea, (I met far too many people in my high school who were literally just that guy), but I could see why people were drawing him as Jax, so here’s my contribution! :] 👍🏻

[turbineface]

coming home to quincy k 😍 after a long hard day of waking up and eating breakfast

[sozosnipes]

[21fallouts-atmychemicaldisco]

Yes, guys… You know what? You know what I've came to do this entry? You know what I've came to do this entry, guys? I've came to admit, finally… to ALLL MY EVIL PLAN. IT'S COME.. T⁰gETHER!..

Heh… All of the members on Marble Hornets? ARE UNDER NDA! AND THEY HAVE BEEN, FOR YEARS! And I've been SIPHENING. EVERY. DOLLAR. THEY'VE MADE..FROM ALLLL OF THE CLOUT THAT I GAVE THEM! 'Cause I made.. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE OF THEM. And I have their parents' numbers… And I will… HAVE THEM EXECUTED!!!

EXECUTED.

IF THEY SAY ANOTHER BAD W⁰RD. ANOTHER BAD WORD. They..will perish. I will kill all of them. And also, secretly?…I hate all of you.

All of you, because of your GENDER and your SEX and because I'm HOMOPHOBIC. I HATE ALL OF YOU, AND I ALWAYS HAVE. YOU GOT ME, BUT IT'S TOO LATE, IT'S GONE THROUGH. THE PLAN HAS BEEN EXECUTED! Aha… I'll see you guys soon!

Heh…in hell…

[tingyyytingsss]

Something that just occurred to me is that there are two possibilities for the harem jutsu and the smoke

Naruto has been exposed to some manner of indecent material by the age of 10 and the smoke is for viewer censorship orrrrr

The smoke isn't just for censorship but it appears to cover his female form cause he isn't sure what a naked woman looks like(and all the old guys faint at the thought alone)

Don't worry the concept of the harem jutsu is horrifying no matter what😐

[ireallyamabear]

a Skeen gifset getting 200+ notes in 1 day.... andor fandom we are truly back

[thatisaloaf]

Uhhhh run that by me one more time?

[sonbat]

Guys just having fun

[zimthesilly]

PLEASE TELL ME WHY I VOICE HIM LIKE SEXY DOCTOR DOOFENSHMIRTZ

[aishien-the-aishien]

So this is what happens in Arcane season 2 episode 5, right?

Right???

(don't mind me this is my way of coping)