#shitpost because im bored

[thejavavoid]

im tired and bored so here- some incorrect OC quotes because why not

Quinn: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Lainey: >:O language Marcus: Yeah watch your fucking language Lainey: Okay, who taught Marcus the fuck word?! Marcus: 'The fuck word'. Mayumi: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Lainey: Oh my god she censored it Marcus: Say fuck, Mayumi. Quinn: Do it, Mayumi. Say fuck.

Atlas: Christmas lights? Lainey: Check. Mayumi: Thermos of hot cocoa? Lainey: Check. Rowan: Santa suits? Lainey: Check. Marcus: Shovel? Lainey: Check. Quinn: Alibi and bail money? Lainey: Check- wait, WHAT?!

Rowan: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl…. Atlas: …. Quinn: ….. Aliyah: …… Mayumi: ..Who? Rowan: That's the thing we don't- Everyone stares at Mayumi

Quinn is speaking on the phone Quinn: Yeah, I'm with Marcus. Marcus: Im fucking dying- Quinn: Yep, he's okay. Marcus: I have a knife in my chest! Quinn: No, he can't talk right now. He's sleeping, sorry. Marcus: IM BLEEDING OUT-

Aliyah: I let my cat drink the bathtub water while I was in it. Priest: Once again, kind of weird, but not a sin.

Mayumi: Hey Marcus, do you have any hobbies? Marcus: Swimming.. Mayumi: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to- Marcus: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

Mayumi: We need to distract these guys. Quinn: Leave it to me. Quinn: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Ezsra & Dolos: immediately begin arguing

Quinn: spits mouthful of blood onto floor You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths. Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.

Lainey: I’m telling you, my kids are competent. Rowan, rushing in: Mom! Atlas tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

[prowlbeepilled]

he's trying

[robobee]

[looks at my hands like a grizzled horrified detective in one of those movies] have i not... been enough of a freak? Have I failed? does everyone think I'm a normie? is this my declan at film club era? I must think of something insane to say... to reclaim my throne... oh! yes! mor and niall were for sure first cousins and this explains everything about their dynamic AND greywaren and I can tell because I live in first cousin marriage central and it's like a very specific Vibe (unpleasant) when you see one so this is genuinely so canon to me it's not even worth talking about

[follineo]

UUUUGHGGHGHGHGH,,,,

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

I think if I put on mascara, it would be over for everyone ngl

[ayngels-sunbook]

Okay, something I just realized was that. Vivziepop could've avoided going to voodoo route & making his character black (even though the fandom thinks he isn't). By making Alastor have some form of connection to morticians. Because, from my current knowledge (I wanted to be one & fixated on Mortician work for 5-6 months & talked to an actual funeral director.) They used to sow the mouth & eyes of the fallen shut. Remove the organs, and fill their veins with chemicals. Granted if the vein one happened in 1920's, I doubt it. But then again, I don't know for sure. So, y'all know how in the movie Coraline, the Beldam makes the Coraline Doll & preforms ancient Mortician work on her in the beginning? I believe that Vivzie could've done something like that since if you look at Alastors Demon-deer form when talking to Husk / Fighting the loansharks in EP.5. It in some scenes kinda resembles the Beldam. Plus the Beldam worked with a doll. So it'd be plausible that Alastor could too in a similar matter. So here's my idea on the history of Alastor / His Backstory ;

Alastor, the son of two famous morticians in the 1890's Louisiana. Was a Mama's boy, his mother was always the more caring of his two parents. His father was always buried in his work of funeral directing. Al's father only really bonded with Alastor while they're embalming or preparing a casket. When Alastor was a kid he always LOVED to greet the kin of the fallen at the door. He always chatted with them & made them feel better, but his favourite part of his family's work was the act of prepping the dead to be downed. He enjoyed the smell of the decaying carcass & the feeling that got sent into him whilst sewing them shut. Just as his mother would sew shut a scratched arm on him. Along with the beautiful tune she would senranade him with as his eyes prickled as a young lad. His favourite song, “Your never fully dressed without a smile.”. And that song was the song he sang while embalming his mother. He knew that her death hit him hard. But he didn't know that her death would affect the decision of if he was going to Heaven, or Hell. But life moves on, and Alastor found his profession. In being a charming, hilarious, Radio Host. Quickly becoming a hit, a huge radio wave that brought others off balance. But the hunger from his childhood, the entertainment of controlling the dead by means of the normal dead prepping, plus a few extra details, like a deer symbol scribed in chalk on the lower back, sewing the mouth shut with a smile, and keeping the blood he exchanged from the body intern of Embalming fluid. He then use the dead skin of White tailed deer - specifically young bucks or yearlings. He started his deer-embalming escapade in the late 1920's around say 1928. He continued his current life as a Radio Host, but with the secret that he was a serial killer of course. And well Alastor made sure none of the people in his inner circle would betray him. He made sure of that by avoiding the advances of women by all cost.. Only being close with a select few. And his life was eventful, yet it was inevitable he would one day meet his fate. Which he did, on a late September evening. Being mistaken for a Buck by a hunter while skinning a yearling & injecting blood into its hide. Getting shot in the head & mauled by dogs. Only to wake up in Hell, next to an old radio station, grinning in delight..

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That was the only article I used, and I used it to make sure that I didn't accidentally use Voodoo. If I did, I apologize . Because from my current knowledge, it's a closed practice. Actually, I lied I probably used other articles ( I can't remember them to be honest.) Also if I'm being honest I'm quite proud of that backstory I whipped up, especially since I made this at a highschool basketball game. When I started my HS Girls team just started, around 7:53, 1st qt & now it's the 4th qt. 1:31 & were losing 20 - 34 😭. Anyways enough of that, once again my only credentials for using the information about deer, & Mortician work is that 1) I'm currently fixated on deer (I have a collection of antlers :D ) 2) I'm A Midwesterner, ofc I know a lot of random shit Abt deer & 3) I used to be interested in Mortician work & being a mortician for a solid 5-6 months & spoke to a Funeral Director before.

[sapphire-weapon]

Enough ship wars, time for this fandom to come together and agree OG Krauser definitely sucked OG Wesker's dick

[gothamcityneedsme]

also. Ok. content warnings per chapter where they arent even like. Things that are remotely worth a warning. Are killing me. Stop spoiling the chapter by saying it has existentialism in it

[busterxstrifez]

oh no more accurate art AAAAAAHHHHH

[sunbloomdew]

i've put on Unicorn of War video in the background, while i do some writing/drawing, about "The Mystery of the Abyss" Winx movie and i can't STAND how ugly the 3D is

i thought it wasn't that bad, but clearly i was blinded by nostalgia and strong need for winx content when i last watched it, like 6 years ago

also sky's haircut makes him look like a karen, i hate him so much

[patchdotexe]

oh my god if i go through with making more sprites for silly sprite comic purposes using This Specific Cast i am eventually gonna have to figure out how to do sprites for PT

[wp100]

friendship ended with baine bloodhoof now ebyssian is my new best friend

[that-bored-aroace]

hey can you come pick your twink up if he stays here much longer he's going to cry

[r34der]

If I like something so much I would try fully complete it then that's when you know I like it, cause I literally don't try for most things even when I somewhat like them. I'm writing something and have basically given up on it for the most part. Yes, I'm planning on writing the full novel but no I'm not going to write it now cause why would I? Yes there is a lot of reason for me to write it now like my deadline is in a few days but who cares it's not like my novel is popular!

I recently played a game since I was bored and liked it so much I'm planning on trying to get the 24 hour achievement. Proud to say I'm 10 hours in and almost giving up.

[blackholelynn]

This but "I just have to make it through this shift"

“I just have to make it through this week”

[gothamcityneedsme]

anyways. >> i think gods are boring in a narrative so i ignore them super hard >> smt