#shitpost ---

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @cripidcat

excellent february content

text: I won't let the calendar control me. Happy halloween.

[madame-helen]

[clowns0up-felix]

Uh huh

[tom-is-online]

Hello, good sir. Would you spare just a crumb of Shizukasa (romantic or platonic)?

theyre supportive of their little sisters (couldn't think of much else)

[jediwizard]

the fact that OPs name is jammespotter makes this even better. ya'll know that that was sirius

so I went to the counseling center at my school to set up an appointment etc etc and I know they have a therapy dog there and I was like “where’s the dog?” and the receptionist was like ‘oh I’m sorry, she’s in a meeting right now’ and I look over at the other room and there is a fucking dog sitting in a chair at a long table sitting next to all these people in business suits and I felt like I was in a dream

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @queer-cosette

okay so personally i think this would look better iced on a cake than in calligraphy, but someone in my chat brought up that this would make for a fantastic burn-off layer cake and I can't help but agree

text: Sorry I elbowed you directly in the face while I was giving you a blowjob.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @imatardyfreakngeek

oooh it may be time for a blues brothers rewatch

text: Illinois Nazis? I hate Illinois Nazis

[azuralnguyendd]

I've had a lot of fun :)

(you need to view the image or you'll just like the post)

Since people liked it i made a toy that works on the computer: https://nick-nonya.itch.io/trampoline-toy Have fun!

[itisiives]

[frontmansdefender]

“How’s life?”

Me:

[senorbouquet]

[well-gosh-diddly-darnit-minyard]

well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

[vile-images]

[killerzys]

How the hell is this so real!??