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November 19, 1991 — see The Complete Peanuts 1991-1994

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Lost PBF # 66: “Turtle City”

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Lost PBF # 66: “Turtle City”

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August 10, 1991 — see The Complete Peanuts 1991-1994

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Among the many failed TV show ideas I’ve worked on over the years: A recurring bit about a team of kittens who are dispatched by the CIA to take out drug dealers and evil dictators. This one never got beyond the storyboard phase.

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October 16, 1990 — see The Complete Peanuts 1987-1990

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Quick vid I made with Stephen Reedy about some of our fallen heroes.

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February 18, 1990 — see The Complete Peanuts 1987-1990

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PBF #274: “Adam 2.0″ (pbfcomics.com/274/)

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January 26, 1989 — see The Complete Peanuts 1987-1990

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Donald Trump Has Cyber Sex With Rain Man

This is an unfinished article from 2012.  I have no idea what inspired ir or why I never finished.  Enjoy it.

You: I am a man. Stranger: Yeah. You: And you are a woman? Stranger: Yeah. You: Good. This is acceptable to me. Stranger: Definitely. You: I am ready to commence wrecking you.  Sexually. Stranger: Yeah. You: That’s right, baby, you express your desires with verbal affirmations that support my manhood. Stranger: Definitely. Definitely manhood. You: Tell me how big I am. Stranger: Big. You: At this point in this transaction, would you like to touch it? Stranger: Big. 4.445 inches. You: Yes, you would love to touch it.  The desire consumes you. Stranger: Yeah. You: Right, it’s time for coitus.  I don’t beat around the hump bush, I am here for poontang and you are going to deliver, quick, fast and no BS. Stranger: 4.46 inches. You: It’s a grower not a shower and it will plumb the depths of pleasure like you have never experienced. Stranger: That’s unlikely.  That’s definitely unlikely. You: Unlikely? Or unresistable because no one could even dream of resisting my dickasaurs rex? Stranger: Dickasuarus. Dick lizard. Cretaceous period.  1.3 meters in length. 6.8 metric tons.  Big dick. You: Now is the time for you to impale yourself on my member.  The sexening shall begin. Stranger: Uh oh.  Uh oh sexening. You: Yes, baby. Work my mighty crank. Stranger:  Yeah. You: Now we must change positions. We will do it like dogs now, with me in the superior position, mounting your supple behind. Stranger: Uh oh. You: That is good, cry out for it. Express trepidation at the size of my manhood trusting into your cavernous undercarriage with great fervor and vigor. Stranger: 4.43 inches. You: Do you want it all? Stranger: Yeah. You:  Of course you do, because you know I can deliver. Stranger:  Yeah. You: OK, time to change positions again, I have to wrap this up quick.  Let’s go, standing 69. Stranger: Don’t wanna stand.  No. You: Unacceptable!  My rocks need to get off and I demand standing 69.  I will accept no substitute.

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February 23, 1988 — see The Complete Peanuts 1987-1990

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November 11 — see The Complete Peanuts 1987-1990

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Comic #270 by The Perry Bible Fellowship (click to view)

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PBF#266 “Caught”: http://www.pbfcomics.com/266/

One of 6 PBFs coming out this week.

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PBF#265 “Matched” (http://www.pbfcomics.com/265/)

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9 Trees That Are Rocks