#shitpoast

[abyssalraven]

Now hold on

How are your glasses staying on? Does he have secret human ears? I think he sticked them on with gorilla glue

[ntntpad-art]

That regular show post got me thinking,,,,,

[self-indulgentmanic]

alt ending:

[a-decaying-nightlight]

the demon of babylon disguises himself in the coat of the righteous

Speedpaint under cut

[kaiasky]

radioactive is good actually. are we in 2024 ready to admit that the post-apocalyptic muppet cockfighting music video song is good actually or must we be contrarian hipsters about this. "ughhhh it's so overplayed" yeah it's catchy and it's about puppet deathsport

[goatfactsofficial]

nah im good

[afniel]

Oh no my nipple itches.

This is inconvenient because it's not fucking connected to anything. My phantom nipple itches, and not in the same place as my nipple graft. It just itches without a location.

なぜこれぇぇっ...あああああ嗚呼ああァァァ死にそう

[tsupertsundere]

Seagull's cries just kind of add and mix well with the ambience of crashing waves tbh

it really wouldn't feel right without them! when you don't hear the seagulls cry...

[constellation-of-disasters]

Don Quixote on my dash? More likely than you’d think

[90frogsinatrenchcoat]

Accidentally read NIV as New Improved Version instead of New International Version and I will be calling it that derrogitorally from now on

[nyancrimew]

new blog post:

[ntntpad-art]

Just something I needed to get off my chest.

[self-indulgentmanic]

the ai kaashiwagi concert hijinks

[presidentweirdgirl]

I am too busy being Married and having . Marital Relations to be good at a shitpoasts anymore.

[goatfactsofficial]

Got tagged in a thing by @thatweirdtranny 5 songs I'm listening to are: 1. The Emptiness Machine by Linkin Park 2. Shirat Hayam to the tune of The Wellerman by Jacob's Ladder 3. March of The Jobless Corps by Daniel Khan 4. Rabbeinu Goren by Arik Lavie 5. Union Dixie Trap Remix (This is my shitpoast pick) I tag! @dorkass-nerd @the-catboy-minyan @spacelazarwolf @xclowniex and @applesauce42069

[tvmblrsillyman]

FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH REIGN ENERGY DRINK DUE TO: BOWEL MOVEMENT 👎

I NOW HAVE NO FRIENDS ✅😁👍

FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH MONSTER ENERGY DRINK. ❌🚫

NOW REIGN ENERGY IS MY BEST FRIEND. ✅😁🤝