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abyssalraven · 1 month ago

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Now hold on

How are your glasses staying on? Does he have secret human ears? I think he sticked them on with gorilla glue

#touchstarved game #touchstarved vere #shitpoast

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ntntpad-art · 10 months ago

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That regular show post got me thinking,,,,,

#metalocalypse #dethklok #regular show #william murderface #benson regular show #pickles the drummer #shitpoast #nattalks

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wizardofbones · 2 years ago

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#btd6 #bloons #monke #tweet #shitpoast #shitposting #shitpost

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toastthemoth · 2 years ago

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Is the reason I like yandere's so much cus my fear of being left and forgotten and over all attachment issues...probably

Also I need more willing readers were they got a yandere and the reader is like "oh ok...want some pancakes?" And is clingy to their yandere anyway

#yandere #yandere shitpost #shitpoast #yandere x reader #yandere x male reader #yandere x you

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self-indulgentmanic · 5 months ago

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alt ending:

#my higheast effort lowq effort shitpoast #my body is so sore rn but i managed to will the pain away into finishing this #personal hc godspeed bisexual akira #death mark #spirit hunter #spirit hunter death mark #spirit hunter ng #ng #akira kijima #seiji amanome #kaoru hazuki #idk akira and seiji's ship name whoops #self indulgentmanic art

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kaiasky · 9 months ago

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radioactive is good actually. are we in 2024 ready to admit that the post-apocalyptic muppet cockfighting music video song is good actually or must we be contrarian hipsters about this. "ughhhh it's so overplayed" yeah it's catchy and it's about puppet deathsport

#if you said 'chart-topping puppet snuff music video' i would say 'is that supposed to be some kind of homestuck reference'#but no. its one of the most mainstream songs of the 10's #(i understand being a radioactive hater im shitpoasting)#kaia.mypost

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asteroidtroglodyte · 1 year ago

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#troglodyte thoughts #free range sustainable shitpost #don quixote #ye olde shitpoasting #windmill #memes

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goatfactsofficial · 1 day ago

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nah im good

#jumblr #shitpoasting

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bobbinbugs · 2 years ago

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Lace: if i was a fragile linen would you gently handwash me 🥺 or would you put my in that damned mashine 😑

Hornet: Linens are NOT fragile. I’m going to beat the shit out of you

#shitpoasting on 5hrs sleep #lacenet #bobbinbugs originals

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afniel · 1 year ago

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Oh no my nipple itches.

This is inconvenient because it's not fucking connected to anything. My phantom nipple itches, and not in the same place as my nipple graft. It just itches without a location.

なぜこれぇぇっ...あああああ嗚呼ああァァァ死にそう

#i learned my Japanese shitpoasting game from Twitter. don't worry about it.

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tsupertsundere · 11 months ago

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Seagull's cries just kind of add and mix well with the ambience of crashing waves tbh

it really wouldn't feel right without them! when you don't hear the seagulls cry...

#I think there's a visual novel about this I can't remember #hee hee thank you for the message always big fan of your shitpoasts

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90frogsinatrenchcoat · 1 year ago

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Accidentally read NIV as New Improved Version instead of New International Version and I will be calling it that derrogitorally from now on