#shitpoast

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That regular show post got me thinking,,,,,

[wizardofbones]

[toastthemoth]

Is the reason I like yandere's so much cus my fear of being left and forgotten and over all attachment issues...probably

Also I need more willing readers were they got a yandere and the reader is like "oh ok...want some pancakes?" And is clingy to their yandere anyway

[monsterpageant]

Human Centipede: The Musical!

[samhainian]

He’s ok guys :)

"Euphrasie unfreezes the King" postcanon stuff is so funny to me because like

[self-indulgentmanic]

alt ending:

[kaiasky]

radioactive is good actually. are we in 2024 ready to admit that the post-apocalyptic muppet cockfighting music video song is good actually or must we be contrarian hipsters about this. "ughhhh it's so overplayed" yeah it's catchy and it's about puppet deathsport

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[smute]

nothing like being asked to take my hat off indoors. listen, buddy. the earth is a rock orbiting the sun. it's one of many rocks and assorted non-rocky planets orbiting the sun in something called the solar system. the sun with its solar system is one of several hundred billion stars in the milky way galaxy. the milky way, the andromeda galaxy, and the triangulum galaxy together form the local group (along with their many satellite galaxies). the exact number of galaxies in the local group beyond the 3 largest is unknown, but estimates range from 50 to 80. the local group is part of the virgo supercluster, a concentration of at least 100 galaxy groups. the virgo supercluster, however, is actually just a subpart of the laniakea supercluster, as defined in 2014. the laniakea supercluster is home to approximately 100,000 - 150,000 galaxies, each containing billions of stars with their own planetary systems. the laniakea supercluster spans 160 megaparsecs, or 520,000,000 light years. (one light year equals 9,460,730,472,580.8 km, or 5.88 trillion miles.) the laniakea supercluster is located in the pisces–cetus supercluster complex, a galaxy filament measuring roughly 1,000,000,000 (yes, one billion) light years in length. the number of superclusters in the observable universe is estimated to be 10 million, each home to its own galaxy groups and galaxies and stars and planets and rocks. but the earth is not just a rock within an inconceivably large universe. it is a rock that happens to be very wet. and the reason why the rock is wet, is that it happens to orbit its star, the sun, at the perfect distance for peak wetness.

one unfortunate day between 4.3 and 3.7 billion years ago, this very wet rock spawned microbial life. until the cambrian explosion 538,800,000 years ago, most living things were very simple organisms, but during this period, life diversified rapidly and complex organisms eventually ventured beyond the oceans. the first known footprints on land date to 530,000,000 years ago, and the earliest dinosaurs appeared 225,000,000 years ago, along with the first mammals. the last common ancestor shared by the genera homo (humans) and pan (chimpanzee and bonobo) is estimated to have lived anywhere between 13,000,000 and 5,000,000 years ago.

the earliest appearance of members of the genus homo dates back to about 2,600,000 years ago. fire was discovered 2,000,000 years ago and has been in habitual use for at least 400,000 years, although it may have begun as early as 1,000,000 years ago. the control of fire had a lasting effect on the human diet and, according to the cooking hypothesis, it was an essential element in our evolution as it led to a large increase in energy acquisition while reducing the physical challenges of eating and the amount of energy that had to be spent on digestion. it also allowed innovations in tool making and the creation of art and pottery. it even helped develop early societies. fires required organized cooperation as they had to be maintained, and they offered gathering places for increased social interaction. the use of fire extended the waking day into the evening hours and changed humans' circadian rhythms. in addition to cooked food and artificial light, fire offered protection from predatory animals and cold temperatures, allowing humans to survive in temperate regions.

neanderthals and anatomically modern humans first appeared between 300,000 and 200,000 years ago - the former in europe, and the latter in africa. about 50,000 years ago, modern humans started colonizing the other continents, eventually replacing the neanderthals and all other hominins. the domestication of dogs began around 35,000 years ago. at the end of the last ice age, around 12,000 years ago, modern humans (and their dogs) had populated nearly the entire planet. the agricultural revolution began soon after in west asia and resulted in more and more humans adopting a sedentary lifestyle in permanent settlements with increasingly complex societies. the gradual accumulation of knowledge and technology eventually culminated in the industrial revolution, which began about 250 years ago and resulted in an unprecedented rise in population growth.

between 200 and 100 years ago, the global population of humans nearly doubled – from 1,000,000,000 to 2,000,000,000. within the next 50 years it doubled again, and then again in the 50 years following that. half of the 117,000,000,000 modern humans that have ever lived, lived in the past 2,000 years. only about 9,000,000,000 people, or less than 8%, lived in the 200,000 years before the agricultural revolution – about the same number as the current living human population. 7% of all humans that have ever existed are alive today, still sharing that same rock that happens to be very wet, in that same inconceivably large universe. billions of years spent developing sentience and sapience, on a very wet rock in a very large universe, and you're worried about the fabric covering my skull? take a step back and reassess the situation maybe

[boreaye]

imagine believing a single of these g/a/z/a scams on here are legit

[bobbinbugs]

Lace: if i was a fragile linen would you gently handwash me 🥺 or would you put my in that damned mashine 😑 

Hornet: Linens are NOT fragile. I’m going to beat the shit out of you

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Just something I needed to get off my chest.

[wizardofbones]

[afniel]

Oh no my nipple itches.

This is inconvenient because it's not fucking connected to anything. My phantom nipple itches, and not in the same place as my nipple graft. It just itches without a location.

なぜこれぇぇっ...あああああ嗚呼ああァァァ死にそう

[tsupertsundere]

Seagull's cries just kind of add and mix well with the ambience of crashing waves tbh

it really wouldn't feel right without them! when you don't hear the seagulls cry...

[toastthemoth]

OK I got a question for anyone who knows MHA/BNHA does Shoto Todoroki have autistic vibes to yall too or is it just me?

Let me explain a little bit I got a small list of things that can tend to be autistic traits that shoto has from the top of my head-

Safe food- cold soba

Hard time understanding social cues

Tends to not be very expressive when it comes to voice or facial expression

Not the best with teamwork

There is a shit tone more but that is what I can think of at the top of my head