#shitfics

[muyru-iru]

Obi Wan Kenobi: why do I see my master's former master in Dexters having a discussion with your brother? Cody: which brother? Obi Wan Kenobi: red one, reversed colours, the one that beat me at sabacc, my rivalist in being sarcastic? Cody: FOX?!!!! Meanwhile in Dexter: Fox: you came with a proposition...you're up for the chancellor seat and will grant us vacation, you say? Count Dooku: don't you need a jedi? I can be of your assistant and so do you. I have striking intel to give. You seem competent enough for me to take interest. And what do you mean the chancellor seat is free? Fox: well...you know...accidents happen. Master Yoda: no accidents there is, Fox. Greet you, little grand padawan. Count Dooku: excuse me?!

[papil0nglegs]

Can I request tf2 mercs with a reader who is literally the Embodiment of >:3, like reader will hide spy's knife in a different mercs room, leave a singular finger mark on heavy's weapon, replace demoman's skrumpy with coffee, ect ect. Basically reader is a little sh!t and loves to tease the mercs (the reader is basically a cat who's only Purpose is to make the mercs have tiny Inconveniences on the daily)

So unkawaii of you.. 🍡

Tf2 x reader

A/n: hi g🍅🍅🍅🍅 owww stop it 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅stop pls🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅a🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅I just wanted to🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅say h🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅i🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅im sorryr🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅stopitp🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅ls

Warnings: Piss drinking, ‘I’m a minor’

They’re all this close 🤏 to executing you. Can you blame them? You’re a menace!!

Your antics were first just “you so crazy girl!!!” To “you’re fucking insane.”

You do the absolute most, you can’t just touch heavy’s gun and leave it at that! You have to grab a bunch of Lisa Frank stickers and decorate poor Sasha

“Holy fuck y/n what the hell did you do..”

“What? It looks better.”

Once heavy entered battle he noticed people snickering at him, that was when he noticed all the cute stickers on Sasha

Yeah you’re as good as dead

They will never let you near a phone again, once scouts MOM called the base and you just happen to be right next to it..

“Hello?”

“Hi!! I’m Jeremy’s mom just calling to see if he’s doing okay”

“No he died sorry” click

2hours later

“WHO THE FUCK TOLD MY MA I DIED??”

Sometimes the beef at the base isn’t about you, so you have to make it about you

‘a bunch of screaming’

“AHHHHHHH”

“WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU SCREAMIN’ FOR?”

“idk I’m going to sleep”

UnSpiking beer>>>

You can replace it with coffee ORRRR, grab one of snipers jars yes we’re going there

“Y/n, you low down scallop.”

“Why are you blaming me? Snipers the one who pisses in jars!!”

The gaslighting is unreal when it comes to you, no one is safe from your manipulation

Esp on the enemy team, you’d pretend to be hurt and immediately shoot them

“Ow you broke my fucking nose asshat!!”

“Shoot uhh, hey I know I’m not supposed to do this bu-“

“Sike” 💥

Belittling the mercs is also fun, you’d randomly pinch their cheeks or scratch their ear like their some dog to really get them mad

But as soon as one lays a finger on you all hell breaks lose

“Nice job out there private!!” Back pat

“STOP TOUCHING ME, I DIDN’T GIVE CONSENT. IM A MINOR, A MINOR.”

😣..

You fuck with scouts relationships sm, imagine calling into Ms paulings phone and acting like ur his sidepiece

“Hello?”

“ARE YOU THE WHORE MY BOYFRIEND JEREMY IS HOOKING UP WITH?

“What?”

“YOU BETTER PLAN YOUR FUNERAL NOW CUZ GIRL TRUST YOU WILL BE DEALT WITH.”

Then you casually watch a scout and Pauling fight over something you started like

[rars]

𝒀𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝑫𝒊𝒂𝒗𝒐𝒍𝒐 𝒀/𝑵 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏

Content warnings: sexy yandere i don't fucking know dude, the word "ravage" is used

One day you're walking down the street and you see a man with pink hair. You think, "ooh it'd be so sexy if he kidnapped me." So you approach him to seduce him into kidnapping you and holding you in a jail cellar or some shit. "Hey, handsome," you greet. "Wanna ravage me?"

He looks at you with, frightened green eyes. "Do not speak to me." He starts walking away from you quickly. You walk faster.

"Wait, mister," you needily plead. "I need you to do things to me!"

He uses King Crimson to skip time and suddenly he's gone. You successfully frightened a man that hasn't had an intimate relationship in 15 years. Hot.

[geekghoul]

Ok but hear me out.

Can Jiang Cheng not run the Jiang Sect??

Why is he the only one with no backup plan. There’s two Lans, two Nies, and a plethora of Jins , notably Meng Yao.

So why does Jiang Cheng, middle(well actually youngest but whatever) child of the century gotta be the one in hot water. Fucking marry him off and let Wei Ying and/or Yanli run shit. Jin Zixuan or Lan Zhan could totally move to Lotus Pier and affect nothing? Im inclined to Yanli running Shit and WangXian going wherever theyre needed. But just give JC a fecking break istg

[peebls]

Fandom when I write a serious, long thought out project: 😒🙄🥱🤦😮‍💨😴

Fandom when I write the stupidest brainrot you ever did hear of: 👀🤩💖💋🤤

[am0ng-us-sus]

Miku takes the gang out to Olive Garden for Thanksgiving

Everyone in my family is sicc we haven't had t

Thanksgiving yet because of it,so I decided to write a shitpost fanfic about Miku taking the gang out for Thanksgiving. Chaos ensues.

The large white van pulled into the parking lot of the Olive Garden... Well,more like it swerved into the parking lot...

Everyone was gripping their seats tightly as Meiko parked the car.

'What are y'all so stiff for? Come on! Let's go!'

She said,hopping out of the van and opening the door for her friends.

'Meiko,I think we'll just have Kaito drive us back...'

Said Gumi

'Why? I'm a responsible driver!'

Mumbles of disagreement spread through the group.

'Meiko,you've taken up four parking spaces!'

Exclaimed Gakupo

'Well I think she drives just fine~'

Said Luka,kissing Meiko's cheek

'See? I am a good driver! Because Luka said so!'

Everyone groaned as Meiko proudly strutted forwards,leading them all towards the restaurant.

'Luka,you have got to stop enabling her! She's gonna get us killed in that van!'

Whispered Miku

'I just don't want her feelings to be hurt...'

'Well the truth hurts sometimes!'

'But I don't want her to be hurt...'

'Luka!'

'Fine,I'll find a way to break the news gently...'

The large group walked into the Olive Garden,and were soon led to a large table and given menus.

Everyone decided on what to eat,and ordered their food.

Now they wait.

Len ordered the chicken tenders but didn't want to color the kid's menu because it was 'too childish' for him. He gave it to Meiko,who was now eagerly coloring the pictures in,Rin at her side doing the same.

'Luka! Look! What do you think?'

'Luka,Luka! Do you like my art?'

The two of them held up their kid's menus.

'They look great,you two! Good job!'

'Yayyy! Meiko! Play tic-tac-toe with me!'

'Prepare to be destroyed,Rin!'

They tied on each game.

The waiter soon came back with the food.

'Ewww,what is this??'

Said Len,holding up a colorful plastic cup with a straw and lemonade inside.

'Len,do you not want the kiddie cup?'

Asked Kaito.

'No,gross! This is for babies! Meiko...?'

'Oh,of course I'll trade with you,Len!'

Meiko now had a children's meal cup. Filled with lemonade.

Gakupo was eating his slad when he felt something warm and moist splat against his cheek.

He wiped some tomato sauce off of his cheek and looked over at Gumi,who was giggling at him from where she'd flung a meatball at him.

He threw an onion at her. It hit her in the eye.

Gumi started screaming and running in circles,the other customers looked at her with concern.

Luka got up and cautiously approached her,Gumi was now on the floor,sobbing.

Luka helped her up and calmed her down.

'We're gonna go to the bathroom and get her taken care of,okay? We'll be right back.'

'Gakupo you meanie! Of all the foods to throw at me,an ONION??'

She started crying again.

'Shush,Gumi,come on...'

Gakupo was chuckling a little,but then felt a dark presence behind him.

He gulped and turned around.

Meiko grabbed him by the ear and pulled him up,she pulled La Chancla (trademarked) out of her purse and started beating the shit out of Gakupo,in front of the whole restaurant,yelling at him for hurting Gumi.

This was humiliating. Not because a woman was beating the shit out of him,a grown man,the humiliating part was the fact that the woman who was beating him was also the woman who had drank overly sweetened lemonade from a colorful children's cup with pictures of anthropomorphic tomatoes on it just a few moments ago.

Gakupo sat down a few minutes later,a large red La Chancla (tm) mark was on his cheek.

Luka came back with Gumi,her left eye was now swollen and red,she held a wet paper towel over it.

Luka sat down again,and Meiko brushed herself off before going back to her seat as well,picking up her cup of lemonade.

It was then that everyone realized... Len was missing...

'Kaito! Rin! Somebody!'

They all looked up to see Len in the rafters of the building.

'LEN! HOW DID YOU GET UP THERE?!'

Yelled Kaito

'I have to pee I was looking for the bathroom!'

'What the fuck,Len??'

Yelled Rin,who received a smack to the back of her head courtesy of Meiko for using such foul language.

Meiko got up and stood on top of the table,under Len.

'Alright,Len,jump down,I've got you!'

'WHAT??'

'Trust me,Len,I'll catch you!'

Len closed his eyes and jumped.

He missed completely,landing behind the table.

'Len! Geez,you've got some terrible aim!'

Said Meiko,hopping down and helping him up.

Len just groaned and sat back down.

The group finished and ordered desert.

'Uhg get a room!'

Said Gumi,who had looked over at Luka and Meiko,who were staring at each-other and holding hands across the table.

'Gumi,just leave them be,they're not being a disturbance,at least.'

Sighed Kaito,who had finished his ice-cream in under a minute.

The waiter came back with the bill,which Miku paid,and collected all the plates.

'Kaito?'

'Yea,Miku?'

'Where did the lovebirds go?'

Kaito looked around and realized that Luka and Meiko weren't at the table anymore.

'Oh,no...'

He looked around the room,eventually spotting them.

Meiko had pinned Luka to a wall,holding Luka's arms above her head as the two made out passionately.

'Gross...'

Said Gumi and Miku in unison.

'They really have no shame...'

Said Gakupo.

Kaito managed to break the two up and lead them back to the van. He was driving home. No exceptions.

Meiko seemed happy with this,as she was sipping the rest of her lemonade happily.

Kaito got onto the highway and Miku had pulled out a game console,while Rin was listening to music,Len still had to pee and was crossing his legs,Gakupo was scrolling through his phone in the passenger seat,Gumi was watching Miku play games,and Meiko had knocked out almost immediately,hugging Luka tightly,who was also asleep.

Everyone was annoyed at the woman's loud snoring.

'I'll never understand how the hell Luka can sleep with that racket in her ear.'

Said Miku

'Yeah,it's like sleeping next to a lawnmower.'

Said Rin.

'Kaitoooo I really have to pee!'

Groaned Len.

'L imagine could never be me. Soulda' used the potty when you had the chance,banana boy!'

Teased Gumi.

'Fine,if that's how you wanna talk to me... Miku,is that coffee cup empty?'

'Yeah. Here.'

She handed Len the empty cup.

Gumi's eyes widened

'WAIT LEN NO DONT-'

Gumi fake gagged and closed her eyes.

'L. Imagine. Could never be me. You should've sat in the front.'

Said Len.

Gumi put her head in her hands.

'Who had fun?'

Asked Kaito.

'Oh,I did!'

Said Rin exitedly.

'Now everyone say thank you to Miku for paying for the food!'

'Thanks,Miku!'

Said Rin.

Miku looked up from her little game console.

'I'm never taking you guys out for Thanksgiving ever again.'

[fefairys]

man a lot of the pesterquest routes are just like. batshit fucking bananas but then they end really nicely in a way that makes me feel bad for criticizing the beginning and middle parts

[cymorilcinnamonroll]

Swifties in Hell

Shannon was in presale for Eras Tour tickets, frantically clicking the mouse and refreshing the screen on Ticketmaster as Samael loomed like an omen in the background.

“FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUCK,” the redheaded biology student said, sweat a sheen on her freckled face as seats were claimed, and she was ten thousandth in line. “We’re never going to get Taylor Swift tickets for us and the guys, Samael!”

Samael peered down the long, bent and hooked length of his nose with eyes that burned like the red fires of Mordor. “Beelzebub will be so disappointed. His favorite music is whiny spoiled blondes complaining about their whorish Millennial dating debacles.”

“Oh, shush, Sam, you love ‘Shake It Off’ – holy shit, WE GOT THEM FOR US AND THE GUYS!!!”

“Woohoo. I want to die.”

She jumped, screaming, and tackled Sam. “We’re going to D.C.. to see TAYLOR SWIFT! I’m throwing a Swiftie party in the Hellopolis BASEMENT tomorrow, and you all HAVE TO COME.”

“Can I claim the fourth.”

She smothered him with kisses. “My dream!”

“I thought I was your dream, Shannon.”

“I mean, I love you, Sam, but Taylor Swift is like the female Messiah.”

He cradled Shannon in his arms, kissing his girlfriend. “You mean a white woman Shai Hulud, a sandworm infecting Zoomer and Millennial girl brains and making them spend their life savings on pink tacky vinyls and bimbo-branded merchandise.”

“Alexa, play ‘Shake It Off,’” Shannon said without skipping a beat.

The lyrics came on, and Samael could not stop his demon tail from thumping along in time.

Shannon grasped his black tail, then began to suck on its pointed heart-shaped end.

Samael moaned, bucking into her. “I am not fucking to Taylor Swift – oh fuck, take me here you scarlet harridan, on the floor like a rawdog bear.”

“As you say, Matty Healy.”

Shannon was dressed like a Tortured Poet, beret on, white paper-covered dress with fresh ink, a typewriter in the basement office, pale pink cupcakes with illuminated poetry icing she had baked, an ice cream cake with a picture of Matty Healy, and she had forced Samael to wear a red scarf.

“Welcome, everyone, to the Swifties in Hell party!” Shannon, eternally nineteen due to Samael forcing his heart in black alchemical larceny on her, proclaimed to the archdemons. The usually sere, black, bone covered, and gore spattered dank basement had been painted pink, with balloons, a Taylor Swift cutout, and pink mood lighting. She had sprayed Bath and Body Works vanilla bean perfume over the myrrh and rot.

Asmodeus was chagrined, a succubi hooker on his arms, her triple red tits blushed with bruisy kisses: “Um, Shannon, what is this exactly?”

Beelzebub was drinking a watermelon Whiteclaw Shannon had filled the cooler with, instead of their usual blood wine and hell beer. “Tasty. Girly shit. But tasty.”

Lucifer checked the cake, then helped himself to some. “I think Shannon’s forcing us to another concert. Samael, your outfit is gay.”

“I’m apparently John Mayer.”

Shannon was busy making candy bead friendship bracelets with Asmodeus’ naked hell prostitute, Batsheva. She ignored them.

“Omg, Bat. I love Cornelia Street to!”

“But girl,” Batsheva said. “The way Joe Alwyn did her dirty.”

It was not very easy fitting thirteen foot tall, clawed, multiple headed, insect and beast appendaged demons into Capital One Arena, but Shannon made do. They had floor tickets.

“She’s very peppy,” Lucifer observed as Taytay played guitar and danced in a sparkly uni and go go boots.

“I’d rather be at Falling in Reverse,” Samael sighed, smoking like a chimney, now dressed as Travis Kelce, Shannon in his lap, bouncing along.

“Oh shit, this is GOOD. Go Taytay!” Asmodeus hooted.

Beelzebub was swapping spit with a Swiftie twink.

Finally, ‘Shake It Off’ came on. Energy swelled in the mesmerized crowd, and Samael felt rhythmic, feral white girl energy enter his ancient, blackened bones.

“Oh god, I get it. I GET SWIFTIEMANIA. SHE IS THE FEMALE MESSIAH!” Sam cried, having a white girl revelation.

The demons cried and danced. Shannon rode Samael’s shoulders as they got up to totally G-rated debauchery, candy bracelets on, phone lights swaying, screaming and crying

In

Demonic Swiftie

Frenzy.

It was the best night, so far

Of Samael’s

Life.

[minka-cola]

holy fuck that's a lot of notes overnight. handsome hoshi popped off!!

thank goodness for still having notifications off or my anxiety might have kept me in bed

[papil0nglegs]

What about the mercs with a fem SO that talks in brainrot sometimes? Would really want medic in there but it's up to you!

Mercs x Brainrot!Reader

A/n: WHY IS THE TF2 FANDOM SO OBSESSED WITH THIS IDEA? 😭 I SAW ANOTHER FIC ABT THIS AND TWO REQUESTS ASKING FOR THIS PLS

warnings: Brainrot.. a lot of images being used, it’s a shit post who cares tbh

Scout

He’s into it too

Guys it’s scout

“Scout ilysm ur so nonchalant <33”

“Thanks babe ^^ I know I’m pretty alpha”

(Oh btw the alpha thing isn’t a joke he unironically listens to alpha male podcasts)

In the middle of spy’s serious moments you’d both lip sync ‘you are my sunshine’ to each other when he’s not looking

“what the bloody hell are you guys doing..”

“…perhaps itz a coping mechanizm zince scout doesn’t have a father?”

Medic really had to take it there

The ‘fatherless child’ meme was a coping mechanism for him tho

“I’m a fatherless child, of course I have abandonment issues”

“Um babe? Idk if you should joke abt that 😚”

“Na it just makes me more sigma”

You guys love to fuck with the blu team sm with your shenanigans, esp sniper!!

Scout would have his bat and you would have whatever weapon you have with you and yell “skibidi” before jumping him

Here’s something he DEFINITELY didn’t learn from you 💯

creds to urwhouchoose2b on Tik tok

Engineer

He tries so hard to understand

Whenever you show him a meme he does the classic old person holding phone away from eyes thing

Yk the

“Ok so this is the ‘im nothing like y’all’ fish”

“alrighty, and this is..?”

“Oh that’s the Freddy five bear meme, see it’s funny cuz his name is actually ‘Freddy fazbear’ but they got his name wrong so like.. yeah”

“…I’m not sure what I’m ‘posed to say ‘bout this, but I think you belong in a looney bin”

Once he had a project that had the word “alpha” in it and he hated mentioning it to you cuz yk

“giggle”

“…what?”

“Skibidi alpha”

“What??”

Demo man

HE LOVES IT LMFAOO

he’s so energetic esp when he’s drunk so he’s happy to have someone he can share that energy with

Y’all know that “Scotland forever” meme

Well you screamed it after another victory as a joke, but when demo heard it he was confused but also excited?

“SCOTLAND FOREVAA”

“OH? ALRIGHT THEN, SCOTLAND FOREVER 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿”

cut to him butt chugging beers

Demo doesn’t get it but he has the spirit

He’ll be right there replicating the TikTok audios after taking the point

Dude is drunk 99% of the time so he’s never bothered to ask what any of this means, he’s just in it for the fun

Once you dragged him to the bathroom since he drake too many beers (shocker) but he didn’t want to do it in the toilet cuz he didn’t want to ‘hurt his dear skibidi’

“Cmon demo you have to puke it out!!”

“Noo, take me to the jawbox I don’t wanna hert me skibidi toilet”

“Oh god what have I done”

I think you rotted his brain a little too much

Spy

Don’t even get him started.

He’s so sick of your antics it’s not even funny

“Guys we all have to remember that it’s not about the money.. it’s about the skibidi.”

Passionately grabs spy’s shoulder

“How have you made it this far in life”

Unlike engie, he really doesn’t want to know about it

Especially during missions

“lol spy you’re so devious ASF”

“shhh, enough blabbering!!”

“You are not carti 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️❌‼️‼️‼️”

You make fun of him a bunch, he can’t think of a single moment where you took him seriously

“Y/n get off the cart!!”

“If we were in Fortnite I’d have higher ground + double pump.”

[nervous-young-homo]

time to bring back out these screenshots that i have NOT deleted because they’re so fucking funny

the thing about mangoball is that it has an honest to god truly unique sense of humor pulled from online stan culture and amplified to extreme camp. and i mean this one hundred percent seriously: it’s a genuine masterpiece. genre defining. it should go down in history as one of the most important pieces of fan content ever created. the way it is such a perfect reflection of 2021 mcyttwt. an incredible satire of rpf and the way fans ignore the complexities of a cc’s humanity in favor of casting them into fandomized versions of who they are. and above all it’s fucking funny. like dear lord it’s so funny

[vagueiish]

whiny baby bullshit under the readmore

no, you don't understand, it doesn't matter how i feel about me because that's all stupid illogical bullshit. 'im great! because i say/think i am!' that makes no sense!!! and it works that way with the negative selftalk, too, to be fair, but either way, my worth/etc doesn't count if it's self-appointed because there's no real basis for it

how others perceive me and external validation is infinitely more important for that reason. fuck 'can't love others if you don't love yourself', how can i love myself if others dont? im too close to me, i cant get a good clean view, but others can. and if nobody can look at me like 'yeah, there's something there thats good and cool' how am i supposed to?

[goosemander]

At popular request (aka the onceler cosplay person's) here's my y/n x the onceler fic i wrote less than 20 min after getting my wisdom teeth removed.

under the cut cause it's... a ride

cw for sexx and vore, but its extremely tame cause i was high and sixteen when i wrote this

@moth-tea-merchant (who's apparently the onceler cosplayer)

 it was a warm day that was cold. y/n was sitting on her front lawn looking at the butterflies and flowers and admiring being allergic to pollen when she lookd next door and there was…

A NEW NEIGHBOR!?!

“What?” y/n said. “i didnt kno i was getting a new neighbor!!!”

and then he walked out the house that is next to y/n’s. the neighbor is green like a green bean and he is tall also like a green bean adn y/n really likes green beans.

mmmm yummy green beans. roast them gril them stir fry then steam them. all green beans are good. even yucky ones. y/n starts drooling.

neighbor man looks over and says “hi i am named the onc*ler,”

“I am y/n” y/n says, “you look like a green bean.”

“people say that a lot,” on*eler says sadly.

“oh,” yn says. y/n offended the green bean man oh no.

the once*er leaves and goes back into his house to finish moving in because that is what he was doing. y/n looks at him and drools and thinks about eating her favrite food, green beans.

then all of a sudden, gren the *nceler comes out of his house.

“y/n i am in love with you!!!!” he sasy.

“i am sorry,” y/n says, “but i only love green beans”

“well i have a secret,” oncele* says, “i am actually a greenbean that was turned human.”

“oh em gee1” y/n ays. “we r perfect for each other!!!”

and then they kiss. the oncel*r’s mouth tastes like green beans and y/n likes that.

then they have sexx and y/n eats him like how praying manitses eat their mates adn also y/n really likes green beans. he tasted like a green bean. and that is how y/n fell in love and then accidentally ate her one true love. 

the end.

[feligayzed]

your p.ai.nter and your surface au are making me ILL (positive) im a huge huge fan ...

UM! if youd allow me to ask can you tell me all about surface au .... i need to know everything about them so i can be MORE ILL ABOUT THEM!!

HIHIHI!!! AUGH I finally have time to sit down and yap, I've been thinking about this ask all day SKJSJCJ AAAA FIRST AND FOREMOST I'm so glad you're enjoying it and it's making you deathly ill!!!! Good!!! Suffer!!! Along with me and the five other mentally unbalanced watercolor heathens here 🙂‍↕️ /silly

So!! Originally I thought it up just as an excuse to draw human(ish) Seb kissing and cuddling a robot in dire need of it, but then I Thought some more and it transformed into a hurt/comfort/healing au?? The healing being from the shared trauma they endured back at the Blacksite (working through it via various measures and expanding their relationship as a whole), while simultaneously learning how to function in a modern world they are very much unfamiliar with

The general premise is Sebastian gains most of his human form back, with Painter to help assist him in recovery, like physical therapy and reintroducing him to society XD Sebastian having a difficult time processing emotions now that he's free and it all has time to sink in, etc etc~ The same goes for Painter, however, and they're just gonna have to work it out together cuz they got BAGGAGE no therapist is qualified for. Our dear Painter has their fair share of shit too, such as the sapiency debate most people have an aversion to (because how could an object process thoughts and emotions in a meaningful way?? Unheard of! /sar)

And the rest is just domestic silliness because they're allowed some happiness 😁 and because I'm under the firm belief Sebastian would become a house wife if someone let him /hj

But that's basically it!! One big fat drawing prompt really (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠) I commend you for making it through this whole yap sesh fr 🙏 if you're still interested just let me know and if I have sudden Thoughts I'm more than happy to drop them unannounced 💥💥💥 DOODLES FROM MY SHITFIC AS A TREAT‼️

[den-kunn]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

that looks SICK

One chance, one shot

I said i was gonna make a drawing out of @/den-kunn 's post about my idea and i'm a man of word

I know the perspective is- really off but i couldn't really do more 💀

[evilasiangenius]

Recently I read a note written by someone who was happily using ai to create their stories (and art), and it made me pretty mad for a hot second because if ao3 really has been trawled for a machine learning dataset, some fractional part of that ai generated story was written with the years and thousands of hours I had put into my writing.

But then i remembered, some of those thousands of hours included Slit x Boot,  a short explicit-rated fic so egregious that it got translated into Russian and a Russian reader once told me that reading it made them briefly hate every single letter in the Cyrillic alphabet.  So I don't feel as bad anymore because that's just one of the shitfics i have written over the years and that ai you’re so fond of, fake creator, is someday going to pop out something that will make someone hate every single letter of the English language, possibly permanently.

That’s just the power of artificial intelligence and machine learning ;)