#shitar

[lamnwar]

been called mommy a lot in the past month so I've decided to accept my fate and face the fact that I'm an absolute MILF

now that this has been established,

[shitarou]

Anon time, what's your favorite number(s)?

Hmmmmmm i don't really have one. I know, every neurodivergent person needs one. It changes, I'm usually drawn to even numbers with 2s and 8s in them though

[elote-on-pudding]

@fishingboatprocceeds @totally-not-a-changeling

[oratokyosaigunda]

Bell to Shitarou, volume 1

[notahorseindisguise]

no you misheard me i play the SHITAR its like a regular guitar but its made out of feces

[lamnwar]

frog boy

midorima shintaro.

[koizumicchi]

REASON (Midnight 6) English Translation

REASON Midnight 6

Music：DELARYOTA Lyric：DELARYOTA / そーま Illust：猫賀谷 Movie：john Mix : 八田雅彦

MV here

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T/N: Keep in mind that Japanese and English aren’t my first language. I never claim my translation (attempts) to be error-free. As always, if you’re going to use or reference my translations, please do not claim it as your own and credit me.

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長いようで短い人生の道のり 映画のstoryの様には上手くいかない 他人のHateなんざ気にしない 小細工は要らない 全ては己のskill次第

Nagai yō de mijikai jinsei no michinori Eiga no story no yō ni wa umakuikanai Tanin no hate nanza kinishinai Kozaiku wa iranai Subete wa onore no skill shidai

The journey through life seems lengthy but it is short It doesn’t go well like it does in the story of a movie Don’t mind other people’s hate and the like No need for cheap tricks Everything depends on your own skills

立ち止まったらそれまで 勝つまで立てば 負けないんじゃね？ 油売る前に証明したれ ゼロから作る俺らの成功例

Tachidomattara sore made Katsu made tateba Makenain ja ne? Abura uru mae ni shōmei shitare Zero kara tsukuru orera no seikō rei

Until the time we come to a stop, If we stand until we win We can’t lose, can we? Prove it before being lazy and talking about useless things Our success story made from scratch

現代の底が透けて見えるようで 希望も期待もあざとく逃げて 掴みかけた欠片も砕けて 砂漠の中のオアシスが光る

Gendai no soko ga sukete mieru yō de Kibō mo kitai mo azatoku nigete Tsukami kaketa kakera mo kudakete Sabaku no naka no oasis ga hikaru

It is as if I can see through the bottom of the present times The hopes and expectations slyly run away The fragments I was about to get a hold of also shatter An oasis in the desert shines brightly　

Oh… 

変えていけるか！？ Kaete ikeru ka!? Do you think we can change it!?

世界をこの手で Sekai o kono te de The world - with our own hands

時代を彩れ 手を広げれば扉開いた　　 未来映し出せ 今を生きてるのは君なんだ　 今を生きてるのは僕なんだ

Jidai o irodore Te o hirogereba tobira hiraita Mirai utsushi dase Ima o ikiteru no wa kimi nan da Ima o ikiteru no wa boku nan da

Bring color to the era The doors opened when we spread our hands Show us the future You are the one living in this present I am the one living in this present

ダラダラ御託並べてばっか 真似事なんかしないで 行けよトップバッター 誰彼構わず土台にして やり過ぎ位が丁度いいんじゃね？

Dara dara gotaku narabete bakka Manegoto nanka shinai de Ike yo toppu battā Darekare kamawazu dodai ni shite Yari sugi iga chōdo iin ja ne

Nothing but setting up lazy tedious talks Don’t do anything like pretenses Go, top batter It doesn’t matter who it is, use it as a foundation Isn’t it just right to overdo it?

BULLにhit 上げろrate 人生の迷路どストレート 自分の武器を知る  別に無駄でいい  社会の波に流されるな 逆に騙せlike a joker 俺は負けねぇ 自分で決めた 敢えて辿る茨の道

BULL ni hit agero rate Jinsei no meiro do sutorēto Jibun no buki o shiru Betsu ni muda de ī Shakai no nami ni nagasareru na Gyaku ni damase like a joker Ore wa make nee Jibun de kimeta Aete tadoru ibara no michi

Hit the BULL, raise the rate The maze of life is straight Know your own weapon It’s okay if it’s useless Don’t be swept away by the waves of society On the contrary, deceive like a joker I will not lose I decided on it myself - A thorny path that I dare to follow

絶対は存在しない 答えもありゃしない 誰の正解？反吐が出そうで すくいかけた個性も消えかけ 統制の時代が僕らを蝕む

Zettai wa sonzai shinai Kotae mo arya shinai Dare no seikai? Hedo ga de sō de Sukui kaketa kosei mo kiekake Tōsei no jidai ga bokura o mushibamu

‘Absolute’ does not exist An answer does not even exist Whose answer is correct? It’s unbearable The individuality I almost discovered is about to disappear The era of control eats us away

Oh… 

変えていけるか！？ Kaete ikeru ka!? Do you think we can change it!?

世界をこの手で Sekai o kono te de The world - with our own hands　　　　

時代を彩れ 手を広げれば扉開いた　　 未来映し出せ 今を生きてるのは君なんだ　 今を生きてるのは僕なんだ

Jidai o irodore Te o hirogereba tobira hiraita Mirai utsushi dase Ima o ikiteru no wa kimi nan da Ima o ikiteru no wa boku nan da

Bring color to the era The doors opened when we spread our hands Show us the future You are the one living in this present I am the one living in this present

Oh… 

時代を彩れ Jidai o irodore Bring color to this era

Oh…

世界をこの手で Sekai o kono te de And the world - with our own hands

[lamnwar]

Happy birthday to my fellow cancer queen Shin-chan 💕💕

LOOK AT HIIIIM MY GRUMPY BABY

[shitarou]

I think you're really cool. You're nice to talk to and I might have a crush on u 🥴

What??? Who are you??

[lamnwar]

fem!midotaka has my heart entirely

quick sketch of fem midotaka for pocky day ♡

[oratokyosaigunda]

Bell to Shitarou series banner

[jsemproblem]

Tag game

Thanks @marril96

@shitarou @werewolfbarbie

[nenestansunsthings]

i'm like five lines into shitara's ending and i'm??? what is with him??????

"i heard you were graduating so i came to see your crying face" is his first line

"i wanted to graduate from this school too, i still haven't graduated yet" YOU GRADUATED LAST YEAR

shitare what the Fuck are you even talking about

[aixelsyd13]

Ha! Some of my guitars made it to #RateOrRoastMyRig episode 48! Thanks for featuring just a handful of my weird axes, @riffsandbeards! 🤘 You totally have the "Do you have anything like... 𝘞𝘌𝘐𝘙𝘋?" part down pat. I celebrate the odd. Someday I will get the full collection up online... and maybe even all in one good photo. https://youtu.be/8tn7Z14CuTA (Link in Insatgram Bio) Ryan "Fluff" Bruce has a hell of a fun channel, check him out on YouTube! I am honored to be roasted. #Guitars #Guitar #AllMyAxes #AiXeLsyD13 #WeirdGuitars #UglyGuitars #ActualUglyGuitars #CarrollsBizarreGuitarBunker #MixedUpCereal #IndyCustom #FlyCaster #BBStone #Galveston #Shitar #Annihilator #DeweyDecibel #FlipOut #Batman #🎸 https://www.instagram.com/p/CSxxjMWs9pv/?utm_medium=tumblr

[lamnwar]

Hello how are you ♡ Can I ask for headcanons with Akashi, Midorima and Imayoshi and how would they react with their partner who is Chinese and doesn't know how to speak any language and speaks very little of the boys' language? It would be fun to see their reaction when they see their partner speaking Chinese in front of them. Thank you so much if u see this and have a good day or night 😊

ohhh this is such a fun request, so thank you for it!! 💕 I used to learn mandarin chinese when I was in middle school so I kinda have a soft spot for Chinese culture now hihi <3 so here's your request, hope you like it and sorry for taking so long!!

わからない - 我不知道 // KNB Headcanons

Context: in which reader only speaks chinese and the boys have no clue what they're saying. (Also, title reads "wakaranai - wǒ bù zhīdào", meaning "I don't know" in japanese and mandarin chinese respectively)

Pairings: Akashi, Midorima and Imayoshi x gn!reader

Warnings: just fluff and a bit of crack, very safe for all publics!

AKASHI

Let me just say first, to imagine that this man doesn't already know how to speak Chinese is kinda hard

Like as the heir of an important family, he has to speak multiple languages

So in his case, I'd say it's more that he's not fluent in Chinese more than him actually not speaking of word of it

In any case, he makes it his mission to resolve that communication issue

Language? That'll never be a barrier for him

See, Seijurō speaks gentleman

No need for you to know what he's saying or vice-versa because boy literally doesn't have to talk to treat you like a queen, yk?

But sometimes you kinda have specific demands and there he actually has to listen and translate

Because he's a genius, the little Chinese he already knows + his ability of picking on context cues help him understand you without much translation needed

And in the rare case he's wrong, he'll note down the words and phrases he didn't get so he can enrich is vocabulary

He thinks it's more important for him to adapt to your language than for you to adapt to his

Like he doesn't want to burden you with learning a new language just for him

But if you actually want to learn Japanese, Akashi is the man!

(Not quite actually)

He can be a tough teacher and something that's easy for him, might not be for the common person, which he has a hard time wrapping his head around

All in all, language is not really an issue for him

Best believe he's learned how to say "我爱你" (wǒ ài nǐ) first thing because he's a romantic like that <3

MIDORIMA

Shintarō never thought he'd like someone he couldn't understand, yet here he is

Maybe because you're so damn nice and pretty that he gets your vibe without even talking to you

But he didn't start dating you as soon as he took a liking to you; it's very important for him to be able to communicate with you first

So he started straightaway with learning as much as he could of Chinese language and culture

Listened to you very carefully to know which dialect you were speaking so he could learn this one specifically

He kinda got mad at some point during the process of learning, though, because some characters are the same and have the same meaning in both languages, but they're not pronounced the same

But he pulled through just so he can talk to you properly and get to know you better

When you tell him you're gonna learn Japanese, he's very supportive

He'll always correct you when you make mistakes though, which gets a bit annoying

But you know it's from good intent so that's alright

Will absolutely pester you about Chinese Zodiac so strap on, darling

Man will end up basing his luck on a mix of both zodiac signs and he'll definitely do the same for you 😭

IMAYOSHI

Oh, so you don't speak his language and he doesn't speak yours?

That's absolutely not an issue to my man here

He actually finds this quite amusing

He relishes in all the miscommunications that happen between you, that's just entertaining to him

But he'll eventually start to realise that it's a bit of an issue on the daily

Especially because he's such a sweet talker and a sacarstic dude that he kinda gets frustrated that he can't communicate that to you

So when it comes to learning Chinese, you can bet he crams a lot so that he can be fluent enough to be witty

Gives you a hard time learning Japanese, though

He's the kind of fucker that has fun using complicated sentences and figurative language just to make you confused

So the only way to strike him back is by talking to him in dialect and phrases

Loves this little game of "who's gonna make the other more confused"

Leave it to Imayoshi Shoichi to make language barrier entertaining 🙄

[shitarou]

what's your favorite food?

My favorite food is a stew I grew up drinking that my mom would make called sinigang. Easily the best food on the planet for me.