#shit sniffer
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oh gosh, i sure hope this doesn't incentivise employees to purchase stinky items and leave them in hidden corners of the bathroom so it always smells like shit. I sure hope this doesn't become such a waste of everyone's time that it becomes unenforceable. I sure hope (genuinely) this company gets sued into the fucking depths of hell for wrongfully policing their employees bodies and bowel movements.
Imagine being promoted to shit sniffer
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The knubber.
#dick knubbler#dick magic ears knubbler#tahkawin moment#mtl#metalocalypse#dethklok#i hate him#ugly ass#shit sniffer#fart smella#he build like mickey mouse#i hate him so so much#mtl knubbler#metalocalypse knubbler#AHHHHHHHH
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#sniffer flavor and falke flavor available NOW#that's the starling dorm. they get in line every day to bid goodnight to the storch poster :)#i know you cannot post a 20 hours long video with that few subscribers. they unfollowed her after this :(#im never doing this fucking shit again stupid ass cans were hell#tried to make them nice colors but that was harder than expected#the sniffer is one of those funny silly thingies you put on a cup's edge. dont remember their purpose#signalis#signalis star#star signalis#starling#THE SNIFFER#signalis fanart#my art
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#pikachu#anime#sniffer#here we are with a very nice combination angle#something i would consider both an anime and a sniffer#pikachu is also simultaneously overrated and underrated at the same time#like okay. pikachu is so easy to just see as the pokémon mascot. i think there's a lot of arguments that pikachu is overrated#just because it's the mascot and you see it everywhere. but here's the thing. here's the trick to liking pikachu more#have or know of a really good pikachu OC that you think of every time you see pikachu. for example‚ a pmd character#they're easy examples bc pikachu is playable in every pmd game. then‚ you'll always associate pikachu with that pokémon#and every time you see pikachu‚ you go. holy shit. it's [name of character]#and you start to like it way more. that's what i did. it worked for me#now i love pikachu and i think it's great. every time i get something with pikachu on it because that's 99% of the pokémon merch#that exists on the planet‚ i go. hehe. it is merch of The Character
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My TWST tier list but it's based on how nice I think the boys smell
#twisted wonderland#twst#ranking#tier list#I could explain exactly what each and every one of them smells like#but I won't#just trust me#my sniffer never lies#I just know Malleus smells like eucalyptus stress relief lotion or some shit#and Floyd smells like a graveyard#did he or did he NOT shower today#I don't want to play that guessing game so I'll just hold my nose every time thank you
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the fire alarm went off a lot when I was in high school, for a multitude of reasons (someone pulled it, someone decided to smoke weed in the bathroom, someone tried to microwave a burrito) that were never actually a fire. but, because of protocol, we'd have to stay outside in the cold pnw rain for anywhere from twenty minutes to an hour as the fire department trudged over to figure out what the fuck happened this time. this resulted in a school full of teenagers who reacted to a fire alarm like it was an announcement for a suprise assembly. instead of dropping everything and heading for the exits, we'd jump at the loud noise because ew loud noise, groan because fuck not again, and proceed to pack our shit because there was no way we'd be standing out in the cold for forty minutes without our coats and phones.
cue me now, three thousand miles across the country, studying in the library of a well-respected university when the fire alarm goes off. my roommate and I nearly both jump out of our seats, grabbing each other's hand out of sheer reflex, and after a blurred prayer, I realize what's going on. all around us, people are getting up and talking over the alarm as they worry about what's going on, making their way to the nearest exit. my roommate gets out of her chair, looking worried. me?
I look up. I take a long sniff, like I'm impersonating the wolverine. and then I finish my goddamn email.
some of my roommate's friends come over to us, hurriedly explaining that it's just a drill, we don't need to worry. my roommate visibly relaxes. I respond "oh, thank fuck" and close my computer, packing my stuff up. these girls from east asia look at me with shocked and slightly unnerved expressions as I put on my blazer. they've all left their stuff behind. my roommate's also leaving her coat and bag. I shrug, and sling my backpack over my shoulder. If I don't smell smoke, I'm finishing my goddamn email.
#the casual attitude about danger that comes from being an american high school student#the guy who tried to microwave a burrito was my pre-calc teacher#his classroom smelled like burnt plastic for several days#the teachers were just as sick of this as we were lol#no one ever gave us shit for taking our stuff#one time there was a bear#also when you factor in the notion that a school shooter could pull the fire alarm to get us all in one place#your response to a fire alarm significantly decreases in accordance with what the administration wants you to do#that was a legitimate worry that plagued us#especially when we we'd be out on the field for an increasingly long amount of time#we became aware of the fact that we were like sitting ducks#literally fenced in and just waiting out in the open#coupled in with the amount of times we'd had to go into lockdown? like broooo one time they brought bomb sniffer dogs#we were peeking through the blinds like omg sheppies!!!#there was no bomb ofc#one time we were out on the field for so long we started coordinating rides home#the last time the alarm got pulled before i graduated we just walked over to the parking lot and hung out in our friends' cars#public school#american school system#drabble#short story#storytime#fire alarm
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The more I learn about the history of the middle east in general, the more I realise that the "Israel-Palestine conflict" is actually just a group killing their own fellow shared ethnic group who are "too brown".
Hebrews and Arabs both originate from Phoenicians, aka "Abraham's descendents" according to their respective oral stories and passed on histories. They are from the same place and people. However, there is a narrative that twists this and claims that Arabs were "always an outside force that invaded", when the various groups within that ethnicity always had their share of cooperation and conflict in various stages of history. Just like, say, the various groups in France. They were of the same group and no particular ethnicity had no more of a "claim" to the land than the other, they just had their beef and eventually integrated.
So when I see "but the Arabs are colonisers" I can't help but ask; what is a colonisers to you? Seriously. If colonisation means "any conflict in the past between a shared group from the same place" every single group would be colonisers. There's no such thing as "an innocent conflict" where atrocities weren't committed by either side. So please get that out of your head if you want to say "but the Arabs did X, Y, Z to the Hebrews so it's colonisation and they don't belong in A, B or C areas". That's just not how colonisation works. It's like calling TERF or cis a slur when they're not. Conflict between the same people from the same area is, yeah, a conflict hit not colonisation. However, a people who are from a completely different place who want to erase an ethnic group and take over their culture, erase their history and get rid of their physical features? Yeah, that's what colonisation is. It's genocide with the aim to erase a specific group or culture and take it and the land over. For example, the British in the Middle East.
The problem with calling Arabs "colonisers" is not only is it completely historically wrong, they're from the same place and have the same origins as the Hebrews, but they (like Palestinian Jews) have been their since before the British came. Compared to European Jews who came later on after having lived in Europe (and became European as that is genuinely a part of their culture and ethnicity as well and shouldn't be erased or forgotten, that's also cultural erasure of Germanic, Polish, etc traditions passed on) and, sure, do have origins there *as well* but it needs to be understood that they, specifically Zionists, are a part of the British colonial project aimed at killing *both* Arabs and Jews. The point isn't to help Jews against a colonisers from the first few centuries (sorry to tell you everyone, but no, the Ottoman Empire, Baylon and the Pharaohs literally do not exist anymore, like how Italy isn't the Roman Empire by default because that's where Rome is), but a group of people who've just been living there for the past few centuries and generations who just want to live. The problem is, they haven't been allowed that and propaganda keeps being pushed that completely jumps around historical facts like, for example, Jews (ethnically speaking) were not always Jews but the Ancient Hebrews, aka, Phoenicians, aka where Arabs came from ethically. They are the same people, just who moved to different areas and developed different cultures and languages. Sort of like, you know, every other nation with specific dialects for specific regions and different cultures and folk stories depending on where you go.
The point is, so much of Jewish history is actively being erased to "protect the Jews" by...commuting cultural genocide of the Jews and Arabs. It ignores the actual impact of Nazism within Israel's formation and history, how much it influenced policy, how Jews who were "too visibly Phoenicians" aka appeared too Jewish or arabic or middle eastern in appearance were deemed as "weaker" and "lesser" for my surviving the holocaust and used as a reason to deny rights to both Jews and Arabs who were too visibly Semitic. It ignores how antisemetic Israel is towards Jewishness and how utterly antisemetic Islamophobia is because they are literally from the same origin and, yes, hatred and fear of one does carry into hatred and fear of the other. So much of the propaganda and denialism of history happening right now is a direct response to dear and hatred of "big noses", "brown skin" and people deemed as too middle eastern because they, just like in World War II, World War I and beforehand, antisemetism is the backbone of British imperialism and conquest of the middle east (yes, this also means a targeting of Arabs and Jews as people who look a specific way). And yes I'm annoyed and yes this is a ramble that's probably not very coherent, but damn I'm so sick and tired of misinformation and the twisting of everything to suit this narrative of "Arabs versus Jews" as if they aren't both just Semites who are being collectively oppressed, erased and reinvented by the west to suit western ends.
#I'm tired man#Palestine#Israel#No Jews didn't just manefest out of thin air in Judea because it has “Judea”ism in it...#and no Arabs didn't all just pop out of the air in the Arab Peninsula#They're all from the same place and/or region and ethnicity#and yes Europeans with Hebrew ancestory are still also European just like how I'm also European (Ukrainian Polish) and Indigenous Australian#It doesn't automatically mean I can walk up to a Dharawal elder and say like#“oh I'm Yorta Yorta so I can do whatever I want to you and you're an invader”#Also I can't just pretend I don't benefit from white privilege when yeah I don't get called shit like petrol sniffer and other slurs#I don't get treated different because I don't look indigenous#doesn't mean I'm not and don't belong here and I still deserve to know my culture and language#BUT that doesn't make me entitled to other nations/ tribes around me simply because our grandparents were neighbours#Doesn't mean I get to reinvent THEIR history and oral traditions to suit me and my family's genuine displacement#Yeah we were fucked over and our family suffered a lack of knowledge of who wer were but that doesn't give us the right to do it to others#The british are the enemy not Palestinians or Arabs or Hebrews#when will y'all learn that maybe it's the far right people who currently want to erase multiple cultures for money and power??#We all have a shared issue and that issue is fucking Britian.
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Happy birthday to my wife Patrick <3
#Patrick stump#happy bdayyyy#fall out boy#my wife#short king#homeboy should come over ill bust out the Ghostbusters frfr#alt#band#emo#idk#music#my fav muffin sniffer fr#bro i've only been in the fall out boy fandom for like 4 years and I reference the oldest shit 😭#muffin sniffer isnt even a fob joke LMAOOO#crossover episode#p!atd lol
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#so i live in an apartment block#and one (or some) of my neighbours have started smoking cannabis recently (or something that smells similar)#i say ''have started'' because i haven't noticed anything until a couple of weeks ago#sometimes i can smell tobacco in the staircase but it has never really spread to my apartment#but the pot? my hallway REEKS of it#(=inside my actual apartment!!!!!)#and look. i could not give less shits about what someone chooses to smoke in their freetime#but PLEASE don't subject me to it ffs🤢#i have a suspicion which neighbour it might be but i'm not 100% sure so i guess there's not much i can do about it#however. the smell is so strong that it would make sense it's from a nearby apartment#and considering my next-door neighbour had a couple of visits from the police last spring... 😐#i know i'm not the only one bothered by the smell judging by the notes some of my neigbhours have left on the noticeboard of the building#i think these notes (''heippalappu'') are somewhat useless though because 1) the neighbour to whom it's directed may never even see it#and 2) even if they did i doubt it would make them stop smoking indoors#because i don't think it's a case of them not realising the smell might affect others#it's more a case of just being a dick and not giving a fuck about other people#just now i googled ''what to do when my neighbour smokes pot'' lol#but i couldn't really find anything useful for this particular situation where i can't be sure from which apartment the smell comes from 😑#and i don't really feel like snooping around behind my neighbours' doors like a sniffer dog to figure out where's the source of the smell#i live on the 3rd floor and as i said my main suspect is my next-door neighbour#and someone in the heippalappu was also suspecting a 3rd floor resident (''you know who'' they had written)#but then someone else had written they think it comes from the 4th floor so 🤷♀️#unless it was the pot-smoker themselves bluffing 🤔#i did find a reddit thread (in finnish) in which some people are like ''it's just a smell. deal with it''#ah! so i'm supposed to just tolerate the smell of pot inside my apartment! even though it's fucking disgusting! okay thanks!!!!!!#AITA for being bothered by pot smell inside my apartment caused by my neighbour lol
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My son!!!!!!
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the beast awoos at you very cutesy :3c
#wolf barking#dog person stuff#pup hood my friend pup hood#this one is mr s leather neoprene! its a little snug and smelly bc neoprene but its great otherwise#no rebloggy the dogy#also lol say hi to pt's 24/7 wear collar#we only take it off for like. professional shit ie work n such#its uh . biothane + special metal so it can go in the shower#anyway i need to descent this hood asap or i Will die <- he has a sensitive sniffer
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i enjoy putting men in situations (in a hole with another man)
#ren keeps on getting stuck in holes with another man lmao#sniffer hole shit still does psychic damage to me
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So I watched Grian and Joel and Jimmy and Scar's videos. I have never drawn fanart of literally anything as quickly in my life. Here's just what I managed to do in the two hours it took me to watch the videos. Just a little WIP. Will continue it tomorrow. Possibly.
#might fuse the clothes to make it look more cohesive#also you can very much tell who i had the most trouble with#i do think i captured their essences though. cover half of a character and i feel they look like themselves#and yes the bodies are not symmetrical. because they aren't meant to be. it's by design#carime rambles#not putting this in the main tags yet.#also you can tell i drew grian and joel from my head but had to pull refs for the others.#at one point i made scar's face look too much like the cc and he looked so nonthreatening...#my art#i am obsessed with them#it was so hard to fuse the body types. might still work on it. all i'm glad for is the shorts fused together and the talls as well#sniffer is a little shit and piglin doesn't know what the hell they're doing just vibes.
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Sorry for not posting pokemon oopsie
I was busy with my minecrafting, I was putting in WORK I didn't wanna draw anything 🤭 I shoulda just called it like.. "drawing pokemon whenever I want," instead of daily but whatever
Anyways heres a silly image of one of my silly sniffers isn't he epic
I have another one named sneef.... they are my pride and joy !!!
I don't NEED to mention it but this is a multi-player world w my sibling and a mutual friend, I felt I needed to say that !! Okay epic
Idk do yall like my stupid ramble posts about dumb stuff bc I'm fine doing more of them, I need a void to yell into sometimes
Ogay bye, drink water and eat food
#rants? rambles? notes? i dunno!!#tehe i love sniffers#shout out to sniffers from minecraft fr#they are oh so silly and oh so cute#sniffer#sniffer minecraft#i need a tag for my rants about stupid shit
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#flareon#i simply think this model looks better for flareon. and also it was much easier to get the eyes working#sniffer#sometimes when i think of flareon i have to remember that one comic. which i think was the little mermaid. and it was like#every fully evolved fire-type learns solar beam except flareon or some shit like that#i'm sure you know the post
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It is time.
hang on I’m trying to see something
don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name
#monsieur#houdini#my fat boy#full of shit#yes i call him full of shit.#seniour#seniour fattyier#my child <3#my son#my boy#my baby#weirdo toe sniffer
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