#shit aint fAIR
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*twst 2nd anniversary is coming on the 20th*
S C R E A M S !!!!!
S C R E A M S !!!!!
TWST *IS* TRYING TO KILL US LULU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHATTTTT
YOU MEAN WE CAN GET PAST LEONA CARDSSS THIS ISNT FAIRR????
IDK WHATS HAPPENING ANYMOREEE, THIS IS MY FIRST ANNIVERSARY HERE
I just checked the page and omgg what even is this Anniversary Magical Key thing, do i gotta pay for it 😭😭😭🫠 BC IM BROKEE
Im literally trying to read everything omg this is super confusing lmao
So we gotta pull to get Anniversary tokens and then we use them to get the SSR keys is what im reading
omg I dont think i can make it to Leonas kingly garb anymore🫠
#WE MUST STAY STRONG SOLIDERS#WE MUSTT#BUT OMG HE HAS A GALA OUTFIT???#THIS IS SO WRONGG AND LITERALLY NOT FAIR#I was so ready to save all my gems for Kingly garb#But THEN twst pulls this omg#literally dying rn#they really are trying to kill us🫠#OKAY LETS THINK STRATICGALLY#Leona's birthday is coming months from now so we have alot of time for to save for that so like we can scratch that off the ssr list#but his Gala???#shit aint fAIR#the-ace-reader💕
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The killers and survivors are from totally different times, so like, in the fog, Joey could totally be dating someone from 2024, meanwhile he's from around '90s
So if they're the same age, they absolutely wouldn't get each other sometimes
"Why's he so cringe?"
"Babe what does that even mean?"
"... skippidi toilet is going to melt your brain"
Or they talk about some huge world event meanwhile he's just, again, "baby what are you talking about?" "Oh right, the 2008 stock market crash hasn't happened yet" "I thought the world would end by 2000..." "Did you see the moon landing live on TV?" "I'm not that old!"
And best of all S/O can call him old. Doesn't matter if they're around the same age, he doesn't get their references, his referencesbare dated, he's old now
I audibly laughed at the thought of saying "lvl 3 gyatt, he thiccc with three C's Fr fr." As Joey walks by and he turns around going what the fuck did you just say? But he'll be talking with Frank who's showing off his new cosmetic courtesy of the entity and he'll be like "lookin hella dope there my guy." And you just look over shake your head and go, "it's giving negative aura." Both of them just confused at what the fuck you just said.
Imagine an evening where you and the other legion members are chilling and drinking at the bar in Ormond you and Joey are talking about life outside the realm and he just casually drops, "there was this totally bodacious Pizza Joint just down the road..." He can't even finish his sentence without you laughing at the word. "Bodacious, okay boomer." He just starts poorly using 2020s slang making sure to use it as poorly as possible.
Eventually after teasing you and practically pinning you to the bar. He'll whisper in your ear, "If I am an old man then I outta discipline you like one, the blatant disrespect coming from your pie hole is unacceptable."
#dead by daylight#dbd fanfic#dbd x reader#dbdkillerxreader#dbd killer x reader#survivor!reader#dbd the legion#the legion#the legion x reader#joey x reader#technically if The Killers Don't age the legion is a fair bit younger then me#which I think has its own funny twist one could play with#ask me anything#my first ask!!!#honestly I'd use modern slang I didn't understand just mess with them maybe make shit up#i talk like an old man sometimes so aint got mich room to talk#fishy is rambling
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Everyone in this image needs some help-
#miles tails prower#sonic the hedgehog#nine the fox#sonic prime#knuckles the echidna#sonic au#nine and robo tails are little shits#to be fair- tails is already one so ehhh#man I need someone tk talk to about my robo tails AU#BUT AT THE SAME TIME I AINT TRYNNA BE SPOILY#even tho it won’t be like a comic or anything#huh… idk what to do with the AU since I’m not making it a fanfic#kitsune AU is my baby so that regard#idk#anyways someone get knuckles some grapes#some entertainment#he needs it
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#I'm sorry I'm behind on asks I feel like it never fucking ends#can't talk to family about it. they worry too much. cant talk to friends about it. they just start giving unwarranted (well meaning) advice#and plus they basically live with me atp with how often they're over helping me fuck do I do?? bother them more??#dude it's embaressing even if it's not chronic shit it's just unlucky shit like how u gonna have an allergic reaction & then seizure same d#idk about therapy therapists scare me. it's not a therapy issue though I'm just tired and in pain all the fucking time#one more person says “same omg” or “well have you tried-” i will start cutting peoples throat and eating their livers#you do NOT know what it's like having to write your own will before 30 like this shit aint right shit aint fair#makes me petty and shit too people who are healthy like can you just fucking suffer why do you get that freedom but not me#it just never ends#like I really fucking hate it when people say “oh you have so much to live for” because no I don't#Not so sound like a right winger gosh dang god fearer but like deadass people focus so heavily on “mental health!!” they don't#realize even if you feel better and get therapy or shit that's not gonna be realistically helpful for anything physical going on in sm#it's a cycle even if you manage 1 thing - the medications cause a 2nd thing#and that's alongside all the OTHER things you take medications for which cause all those other things#it's like multiplying and makes your body slowly deplete but like never quite die. like I know realistically I can just die anyday#and yeah it is getting worse but it's no different because it's not about that#when you're sick it's not just “OMG DYING!!!” it's like. everything else in your life dies.#you can't cook for yourself. you can't clean. you can't move. you can't hang out with people anymore. you can barely work LMFAO.#I'm REALLY close to quitting it's not even funny lmao. cant put clothes on without struggling.#do people not know it's. physically impossible. to even eat sometimes. just vomit it all up or seize.#yeah it does make me petty#rant
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ramattra in the back of the kpop skin promo. venture co-starring in a anubis reaper promo. there are some sick minds on the ow2 advertisement team
#SICKKKKK#'it shouldve been me it shouldve been me and not him'#i bet ovw twitter is tired of venture fans but that shit fr aint fair man lmao#kae.txt
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Why am I taking this joke fanfic about Petey and his Cat Jail guard that i wrote last December seriously now!?!?!?
#i should be focusing more of my energy into dmr...the fans (3) are starving...#jadetheblade#jade post#dog man#dogman#petey the cat#guard dog man#dog man guard#dog man series#shit aint fair bro 😭😭😭
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imma need everyone that's not an american citizen to Not Say A Thing
yall can laugh and come play but do NOT say shit about "remember to vote! ☝️🤓"
#i appreciate your optimism and positivity#BUT GESTURING WILDLY#whether it was staged or not we are hitting Reagan 2.0#and then LOOK AT THE OTHER OPTION BC UNTIL SHIT REALLY COLLAPSES 3RD PARTIES WILL NEVER HAVE A FAIR SHOT#and no one say BuT iF wE aLl - NO. THEYLL FUCK WITH THE NUMBERS. AMERICA AINT BEEN FOR THE PEOPLE SINCE REAGAN LOOK AT UR HISTORY
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So voting being upon us soon means of course, the parties are sending their papers out, and just...the way the Tory's based theirs on insulting Keir and the labour party and acting like they'll ruin the country is ironic when the tory's have been doing that for years in comparison. Plus funny to say without anyone holding him to account, since the tory's do that, anyway.
Though the biggest point that stood out to me is: "More of YOUR money going to benefits." Aka, me seeing tory's once more, blaming people on benefits for any money issues this country has going on- they really seem to love doing that one, huh? And I ain't gonna lie- I don't buy tory's being concerned about flexible working hours being fucked when again, under them, jobs have been fucked up, anyway.
#uk politics#british politics#also ironic to put keir in a parody of that poster#when that's rishi rn with his stupid national service idea#also i should note labour did also make one insulting tory's which i will post after this#but like at this rate its kinda fair to throw shit back when tory's did it from the start#but yeah uh that benefits thing is mainly the thing that got me posting it because um#yep they blaming anyone on benefits#i mean i aint gonna lie i would prefer my money go towards them#and not you know making rishi and co richer for doing fuck all
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My unpopular bg3 opinion is they tried way too hard to make some of these characters mean and flippant which is meant to make the player more interested in them and clearly this has worked on many (good for you !) but personally i could not care less. If 80% of what a character has to say to me is bitchy i will simply leave them at camp for most of the game
#Is this a skill issue of mine yeah maybe. I just find it annoying#At best and off-putting at worst like is there no better way to show that shadowheart is going through stuff/have her be mean that isnt#Her getting pissy that you have respect for a bunch of dead slaves#That was wild. I didnt ask her either she just had the need to let me know she thinks these slaves aint shit bc they didnt fight back#Thanks larian!#Wild take maybe idk but i dont think that makes her interesting i think it makes her off-putting. In this case#I generally like shadowheart this just sure is a thing to have her say. And not give the player an option to respond in any way#Ill get over this single line but im mad now. This isn't the only instance of this#I guess both larian and bioware think that characters thinking slavery is kinda ok is not a deal breaker#Txt#I know that these characters soften during the game. I have played a fair amount of it. I did shadowhearts quest i know whats up. Still#In both her and astarions case i think theyre written to have some wild takes on whats Ok to do that get kinda swept under the rug#if you manage to shove them in a Good direction. But u dont. Actively see them grapple with any of it#They just suddenly go wow im better now. Yay. I suddenly dont want to enslave other people for my power (in astarions case)#Like this switch flipped bc of my one roll? Idk. Im not super convinced#I know this is how the game works. I just think it could have been written better
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Is something happening with the Kaidan ppl again 👀
okay i was quiet on this and other asks on my posts cus it wasn't my space to say anything till those effected spoke up but tldr
Dan threatened to sue over Kaidan being revoiced by saying he owned the IP of the character (yknow...false. That's like saying Christopher Judge owns Kratos or Hiddleston owns Loki cus they voice/play the characters lmao)
Also is hunky-dory liking/interacting with conservative, transphobic bs, as seen in my updated pinned/Cwahsonts post here (general warning for transphobic bs & J0ann the t*rf) [x]
So yknow, totally normal human being behavior 🤷 Cus being a decent person is ooooh so hard to do
#ik this makes folks uncomfy w Kai now which hey fair but idk for me im a spiteful ass nigga - he's mine now /hj#anonymous#kaidan skyrim#kaidan 2#would tag as disk horse but tbh being a bigot aint discourse you're just a shit human being#but me saying 'hey dont be a homophobic/transphobic piece of shit!' was apparently bullying lmao#anyway who wants to put down bets they run to the modding reddit again for defense like last year
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by the way my university is literally right by a train track so the idea of a derailment happening here is like. wow thank u 9-1-1 for giving me smth new to be scared of
#alli says shit#i’m gonna hear the train tonight n wake up in a cold sweat#i’m mostly kidding#my real fair about trains is when i’m walking across them#i aint craig manning
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why my eyes watering..
#lashana lynch#black wlw#maria rambeau#SHE SO.. UGH!#somebody call refree cause this shit aint fair 🤕
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I can't be the only person who will hear stories from folks who've gotten over their dysphoria by recontextualizing their bodies and feel like a failure for not being able to do the same, right?
#sometimes it feels like the ppl sharing those stories are pressuring folks into doing the same and getting over dysphoria that way#and that they secretly think that anyone who needs surgery or whatever is a failure#which i acknowledge is me projecting and isn't fair for me to put on them but i know how to keep that shit to myself to their faces#dysphoria#specifically:#bottom dysphoria#the amount of ppl i see who say 'my dysphoria went away after i started thinking abt it as masculine'#god damn why cant i do that#it doesn't help that a lot of the trans guys I'm most similar to are the type who've been able to do that#and that a lot of the trans guys who are open and nonjudgementful abt having bottom dysphoria are transmeds and i aint abt that shit
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(OOC: The AUDACITY. NO. Bubba is just as cute as, if not CUTER than Johnny and I’m tired of y’all not taking notice!!! Why y’all the only ones with a 90’s theme ‘cute guy’ shirt?!?!?! I DEMAND A 1974 BUBBA ONE. NOW. 😭)
#texas chainsaw massacre#bubba sawyer#slashers#leatherface#slasher movies#the texas chainsaw massacre#this shit aint fair#90s nostalgia#horror#70s horror#bubba sawyer is the hottest thing fight me
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I need
To draw
But so so sweepy...
#tentatext#horray for getting both hand and foot injuries in the same week#like I've had 8 months to draw all this shit#this shit aint fair#writing is like drinking water why my brain gotta be a little bitch about drawing
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v cute when i go into the app from hell and i mention i just finished a book invariably some random comes up to me recommending the crappiest self-help you've ever heard about and it was always written by a psychiatrist in the 90s and they always call you narrow-minded when you tell them that doesn't interest you at all
#to be fair to them i don't say that doesn't interest me i say that sounds like shit i aint reading that#so i do understand how that would make them upset. i don't much care though
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