#shit Movie

[eyepatchoflove]

only thing that made me want to kill myself is when the deadpool's writing started to slowly bleed onto gambit but after that scene he barely spoke which saved it

[random-group-of-crows]

Literally just created an imdb account to give a movie a low review.

It was All Hallows Eve (2013), and it was a waste of a family Halloween movie

[this-is-chaos-magick]

dsmom literally just become the funniest mcu movie ever

[aintgonnatakethis]

arthouse film (derogatory)

[theethlezprincez]

i TRIED watching terrifier today and it’s just shit

there isn’t more to say then that it’s shit

the gore parts are cheap as hell

it takes SO LONG FOR WHAT?

it’s so bad and not like fun bad it’s just bad bad

the gore was so light and cheap bruh and the fact they spent so much money on that movie? like it looks like it was $10

[thatonegenzbitch]

dark Phoenix didn’t even happen the x-men movies ended when havok died

[ticketyticktok]

Ate an edible and watched this.

[swampsiren-piratefairy]

The barkeep is an idiot because if he really wanted to stop the fizzle bomber he would have just shot himself but by shooting the bomber he allows himself to continue on the path of becoming the bomber.

Fucking dumbass

[youngchesstheorist]

DONT WATCH OPPENHEIMER READ THE BOOK!!!!

the barbenheimer experience i had was so funny i saw oppenheimer first and in a quiet scene we could literally hear ken singing in the theater next to us and then during barbie it when was quiet we could hear a fucking explosion coming from the oppenheimer screening

[hellenar-ts]

i made this meme in a blind rage

[depressed-trashbag]

Minecraft movie trailer was just a bad dream.

[brainrotcharacters]

When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax

[troythecatfish]

[rongrii]

how it shouldve gone

[inkskinned]

this is just my opinion but i think any good media needs obsession behind it. it needs passion, the kind of passion that's no longer "gentle scented candle" and is now "oh shit the house caught on fire". it needs a creator that's biting the floorboards and gnawing the story off their skin. creators are supposed to be wild animals. they are supposed to want to tell a story with the ferocity of eating a good stone fruit while standing over the sink. the same protective, strange instinct as being 7 and making mud potions in pink teacups: you gotta get weird with it.

good media needs unhinged, googling-at-midnight kind of energy. it needs "what kind of seams are invented on this planet" energy and "im just gonna trust the audience to roll with me about this" energy. it needs one person (at least) screaming into the void with so much drive and energy that it forces the story to be real.

sometimes people are baffled when fanfic has some stunning jaw-dropping tattoo-it-on-you lines. and i'm like - well, i don't go here, but that makes sense to me. of fucking course people who have this amount of passion are going to create something good. they moved from a place of genuine love and enjoyment.

so yeah, duh! saturday cartoons have banger lines. random street art is sometimes the most precious heart-wrenching shit you've ever seen. someone singing on tiktok ends up creating your next favorite song. youtubers are giving us 5 hours of carefully researched content. all of this is the impossible equation to latestage capitalism. like, you can't force something to be good. AI cannot make it good. no amount of focus-group testing or market research. what makes a story worth listening to is that someone cares so much about telling it - through dance, art, music, whatever it takes - that they are just a little unhinged about it.

one time my friend told me he stayed up all night researching how many ways there are to peel an orange. he wrote me a poem that made me cry on public transportation. the love came through it like pith, you know? the words all came apart in my hands. it tasted like breakfast.

[rollinrabbit]

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