Thinking about Origins and just now realised that if you have Stone Prisoner DLC and recruit Shale early and do Broken Circle afterwards with Shale in your party, you actually in theory can fuck with Cullen even more and it's hilarious.
Poor man was tortured by demons, scared, starved and dehydrated and now not only his potential Crush some rando claiming to be Grey Warden shows up to fight Uldred, there's also that statue from centre of Honnleath Cullen probs used to poke with a stick as a kid, fully sentient and calling him a pussy above all else...