#shirking duties

[danielflemingart]

Standing Guard Over Myself While I Sleep.

9x12"

Acrylic on paper

[muckyschmuck]

imaginary charisma (my gf's fake)

[clandestinegardenias]

Found this in my campus library and I am NOT being normal about it!! I’m addition to the above photo it also includes these depictions of Crozier:

And his fancy lady art watch

[clansunsharp]

My friend Cosma and I did a hatchling swap recently, where we traded a child of our progens to live in each others' clans as a ward. Mulvany isn't exactly fitting in with the warriors of Clan Sunsharp, but he's still making his parents proud as a budding maritime archaeologist.

[vikingofficial]

I have jury duty in 4 hours. What excuse should I give to get out of it? Wrong answers only

[alienist1]

THIS episode 👀

доля звела їх разом на пустій зупинці під сильним ливнем ⛈️

[pinayelf-archive]

So who else watches when the commander trains the troops

[overheard-at-kickoff]

Robot brainstorming? Studying the rule book? Prioritizing game play elements?

Nah, this is playing Ultimate Frisbee. 😂⭕😂

I HAVE NOT WATCHED THE KICKOFF VIDEO YET I AM A DISGRACE TO MY ROBOT FAMILY

[oxygenbefore1775]

Zeke and Reiner are like that 6-week-old kitten who was found taking care of 2-week-old kittens to the best of its baby ability

[levinbolts]

the blood splatters on their face are like a little reward

[deva-arts]

Vincent weights 95kg as a human. What about wing Vincent?

Bird Vincent has a way lower body fat percentage and weighs 180 pounds or 81kg, and that's with lots of rest and proper nutrition. He's got a lot more energy now! His ideal weight would be a bit higher, too, but an avian metabolism is hyper aggressive and enters autophagy way too easily.

When he first joined the group, he weighed closer to 170. He looked hollow. Unsurprisingly, he was constantly feeling tired, starved, sick, and sad since he wasn't getting the right amount of caloric intake for the amount he was burning.

He's filled out a lot! The group doesn't say it, but they're happy to see him better.

[vinnie2757]

It's beginning to look a lot like

Fuck this

[moons-among-distant-stars]

always an angel x never a god

but it’s a jedi temple guard (always an angel) who falls for a jedi knight

the jedi knight (never a god) is constantly trying to be better and stronger and faster, trying to prove they’re good enough to be recognized by their master, trying to prove they’re not some rescue

[psychobind]

:: starter for @xmaelstrom

"I knew I'd find you down here."

The cliffs beneath Pagamoon's castle presented a formidable descent for those unfamiliar with the path. The secluded beach nestled between the rocks would seem almost unreachable to the casual observer, provided they even managed to spot it. Wagnas and Subier, had frequented this hidden cove since childhood. it was a favourite escape, the perfect place for times they didn't want to be found.

Despite knowing the way down as well as the back of his hand, navigating the rocky descent in his priestly robes was no simple task, so Wagnas proceeded with caution, clutching the hem of his robe to prevent the silk from catching. He released his careful hold only upon setting foot on the sandy shore.

"Uncle's been searching for you," he relayed to his cousin, settling gracefully beside him on the beach. "You've skipped a drill, it seems. How unlike you, Subi." His smile, tinged with sarcasm, betrayed his true sentiment. This was typical Subier behaviour.

[ghostpunkrock]

I reallyyyyyy don’t want to do any work at all this week and the good thing is I only have 2 small things I absolutely need to get done but the problem is I don’t even want to do those

[irrigos]

tbh i don't fully understand everything that's going on with the Summer Schoolmistress but what i do know is this:

kind of a milf