#shirking duties

[danielflemingart]

Standing Guard Over Myself While I Sleep.

9x12"

Acrylic on paper

[muckyschmuck]

imaginary charisma (my gf's fake)

[clandestinegardenias]

Found this in my campus library and I am NOT being normal about it!! I’m addition to the above photo it also includes these depictions of Crozier:

And his fancy lady art watch

[vikingofficial]

I have jury duty in 4 hours. What excuse should I give to get out of it? Wrong answers only

[pinayelf-archive]

So who else watches when the commander trains the troops

[alienist1]

THIS episode 👀

доля звела їх разом на пустій зупинці під сильним ливнем ⛈️

[overheard-at-kickoff]

Robot brainstorming? Studying the rule book? Prioritizing game play elements?

Nah, this is playing Ultimate Frisbee. 😂⭕😂

I HAVE NOT WATCHED THE KICKOFF VIDEO YET I AM A DISGRACE TO MY ROBOT FAMILY

[oxygenbefore1775]

Zeke and Reiner are like that 6-week-old kitten who was found taking care of 2-week-old kittens to the best of its baby ability

[nerosdayinanime]

drawing my au sabitos- this ones swap au :)

I only really have 1 full scene for this au- and it started from me thinking him & Shinjuro both being depressed drinking buddies, lamenting about their deceased dark-haired beauties

When Sabito became a pillar he turned the water estate into a sort of training hub for all breath of water users, to try and help more people to mastery. He pretty regularly spars with people in his downtime, makes comments and tries coaching people from the sidelines very often

Most people are kinda weirded out by him- hes aggressive and stern, very snarky, but he never takes off the mask and it makes him look perpetually sad- sometimes he has this air of melancholy around him, listless, the mask fits in better when hes in those moods. But aside that hes usually very kind and genuinely tries to look out for the skayers under his roof, very hospitable as long as they stay out his shit.

So hes very well received, but no one has seen his face- ever. They have all kinds of rumors and theories about why he wears it, what his face looks like, what the mask is even supposed to mean. Some of the more daring(/disrespectful/immature) inahbitants try to sneak a look in the mornings before he puts it on- but he's always wide awake, sightless blue eyes of the mask staring them down from an inch away the moment they open it

Anyways, one day he's out in the yard sparring with a higher ranked slayer in front of a group doing their own training and whatnot too- theyre both intensely into it, movements hard to keep track of and training swords clashing so loud it echos in the area. The slayer accidentally aims at his mask, the mood changes with a sudden pressure in the air when Sabito deflects the swing and reaches towards them in a flash- a harsh grip in their hair and yanking them so theyre centimeters from his face

"Don't touch the fucking mask."

Everyone drops dead silent at the utter malice dripping through his tone, a moment passes as Sabito realizes what he did and lets go of their hair. He gently ruffles it and straightens his back instead of posturing over them

"I deeply apologize. ...I think i should call it a day." he says in an uncharictaristically quiet voice before putting his training sword up and going to his room

NO ONE bothers him for the rest of the day, or the day after, they give him plenty of space and try their best not to prod at him or tick him off like they usually do- the slayer who was sparring w him was scared shitless and tries their damndest to stay out of his way and not piss him off again. They've never seen him genuinely angry like that- he gets pissed off and annoyed plenty, daily even, but that sudden cold fury over the near hit of his mask was terrifying to witness.

[levinbolts]

the blood splatters on their face are like a little reward

[incognito-cactus]

I refresh the “Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader & Luke Skywalker” tag twenty times a day. I need professional counselling

[deva-arts]

Vincent weights 95kg as a human. What about wing Vincent?

Bird Vincent has a way lower body fat percentage and weighs 180 pounds or 81kg, and that's with lots of rest and proper nutrition. He's got a lot more energy now! His ideal weight would be a bit higher, too, but an avian metabolism is hyper aggressive and enters autophagy way too easily.

When he first joined the group, he weighed closer to 170. He looked hollow. Unsurprisingly, he was constantly feeling tired, starved, sick, and sad since he wasn't getting the right amount of caloric intake for the amount he was burning.

He's filled out a lot! The group doesn't say it, but they're happy to see him better.

[psychobind]

:: starter for @xmaelstrom

"I knew I'd find you down here."

The cliffs beneath Pagamoon's castle presented a formidable descent for those unfamiliar with the path. The secluded beach nestled between the rocks would seem almost unreachable to the casual observer, provided they even managed to spot it. Wagnas and Subier, had frequented this hidden cove since childhood. it was a favourite escape, the perfect place for times they didn't want to be found.

Despite knowing the way down as well as the back of his hand, navigating the rocky descent in his priestly robes was no simple task, so Wagnas proceeded with caution, clutching the hem of his robe to prevent the silk from catching. He released his careful hold only upon setting foot on the sandy shore.

"Uncle's been searching for you," he relayed to his cousin, settling gracefully beside him on the beach. "You've skipped a drill, it seems. How unlike you, Subi." His smile, tinged with sarcasm, betrayed his true sentiment. This was typical Subier behaviour.

[ghostpunkrock]

I reallyyyyyy don’t want to do any work at all this week and the good thing is I only have 2 small things I absolutely need to get done but the problem is I don’t even want to do those

[skittering-roach]

So, I remembered Danny Chase existed and I'm falling into old habits.

[irrigos]

tbh i don't fully understand everything that's going on with the Summer Schoolmistress but what i do know is this:

kind of a milf