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me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?
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Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits
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i hate light pollution i hate light pollution
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tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website
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#i swear having worked as a manager at a shoe store you start memorizing random codes fr#my the time i left i knew codes i wasn't even supposed to know like how to shut down their entire pos system with one badly hidden button
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found goat milk and wheat ale at the store. theres no way im NOT making a white gilgamesh tonite
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imagine how sweet it would be if like fuckin cnn or somethin cut to england and like people were devouring the royal family live on camera
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"when people ask how you're doing, they don't really care." most of them do, actually, the amount they care is just directly proportional to how well they know you. you're just mad you can't be the main character of the Twice Daily.
#sometimes i still think about the people who were adjacent to my life but never fully crossed paths with me#i think about all the bumps into each other or the times we did chat pleasantly#i wonder if they think about me sometimes too#someone that was an adjacent constant now gone
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hey guys who wants to see a christmas decoration someone in my area put up
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girls will be like “this shade of green 😍” about every shade of green they see, and they’re right
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the internet happened too fast i never even got to go to a cybercafe
#growing up we had this gaming store that was a cybercafe but no cafe#just arcade games and a ton of PCs and consoles#you paid by the hour to use anything you wanted there
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