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forgetme-eternally-blissfully Ā· 3 months ago
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ā€œSo, babysitting?ā€
Alberu follows after the delinquent. From the record the vice-principal gave him access to, Cale frequently drinks alcohol, he often gets himself into a lot of fights, and he barely passed his classes at the end of the grading period. The teachers never call on him in class, girls and boys avoid him alike, and he is- supposedly- completely intolerable.
Which is why Alberu Crossman, whoā€™s only a little older yet infinitely more mature has been assigned by the principal (his father) to get the troublemaker under thumb. Cale's father is quite wealthy, actually, and since there isn't much known about the successor to the Henituse family... it'd be bad if he had to be expelled.
Cale scowled. ā€œYes, babysitting, your highness. Please, leave if you must,ā€ He jeers at Alberu, but internally he thinks, 'No, really. Please leave.' Otherwise, he might get caught in the act.
Of not actually being Cale.
Roksu aims a sour expression at Alberu, who returns it with a more flowery one. Acting as his twin for the day had been easy enough, mainly because being trash is great!- until Alberu Crossman strolled into his lunch period and introduced himself.
He is even following him out of the school to his job. Well, this job is Roksuā€™s and not Caleā€™s, but because he canā€™t ditch work nor can he get glib-tongued Alberu off his tail-
Well shit.
Thankfully, the kids call him hyung. Except Raon, who calls him human. Hopefully Alberu doesnā€™t look into it too much. If everything goes right, Alberu Crossman will be Cale's problem to deal with tomorrow. As it should have been.
ā€œI didnā€™t know you liked kids, Cale,ā€ Alberu smiles charmingly, walking side by side with Roksu. ā€œCan you introduce me?ā€ Roksu struggles to not put on his own disarming smile out of spite, instead plastering on a classic Cale Sneerā„¢. It fits on his face perfectly, like heā€™s playing a character in a play.
They enter the building and ā€˜Caleā€™ guides Alberu to a colorful playroom, decked out in toys and a fountain of running water as the centerpiece (A gift from his father, who is still upset that Roksu doesn't visit more often). Thereā€™s a tray of fruits and oatmeal on the small table in the corner of the room, except not a soul to be seen. Picking up a bowl of oatmeal and finding the ceramic to still be hot, Roksu almost smiles.
Alberu frowns. Where are the kids he's supposed to babysit?
Roksu tells the empty air, "Come on out."
Three children appear out of nowhere in front of them.
ā€œHyung!ā€
ā€œHuman! Youā€™re back!ā€
ā€œHyung, nya.ā€ On examines Alberu some more.
All of the kids had been revealed the moment that Roksu spoke, as Raon unveiled the invisibility on them.
Raon runs up and grabs Roksuā€™s hand, who places it on his head, rubbing the black hair comfortingly. ā€œMm.ā€ Raon beams at the affection.
ā€œRaon, On, Hong,ā€ they each look up at him at the call of their names. ā€œThis is Alberu Crossman, he is doing a report on my trashy behavior. Donā€™t be rude."
All three children become hostile immediately. ā€œHe isn't trash!ā€
On observes Alberu with an intense glare. Raon shifts under Roksuā€™s hand, his deep blue eyes glinting with magic. Roksu positions him away from the older teenā€™s view. Raon grips onto Roksuā€™s pant leg with a vengeance. Hong stares openly, offensive.
Alberu smiles at them.
"I'm visiting with Cale Hyung for today, nice to meet you."
Hong gasps suddenly.
ā€œHe-!ā€ On gives her brother a look, and he clamps his hands over his mouth. Alberu feels a deep curiosity, as if something isnā€™t quite as it seems.
Roksu sighs. Itā€™s going to be a long hour.
At the midway point, Alberu has easily disarmed the children. They look fascinated at the magic he shows them, while Roksu can only rub a palm over Raonā€™s shoulder as a warning to keep his dragon magic under control. He's still just a child that wants to brag. Everything is going well.
Bang!
ā€œHey Roksu! How was-ā€œ Cale bursts through the door, bright red hair equipped with a shit-eating grin, wearing clothes far less fancy than his usual. He tenses up, frozen in place when he spots Alberu on the floor, politely sitting "crisscross applesauce" with the children. Roksu narrows a withering glare at his twin.
ā€œā€¦ Roksu?ā€
Alberu looks at ā€˜Cale,ā€™ sitting next to him, the one he's spent the entire day with, who is trying to send what must be the real Cale into the sun with his eyes.
ā€œHaā€¦ ha?ā€ Cale winces. Roksu wipes his expression from his face.
ā€œCale-hyung, run! Thatā€™s the humanā€™s bad look!ā€ Alberuā€™s eyes widen as he watches the confirmed real Cale bolt back into the hallway and out of the front door. Alberu whips his head back toward the stranger behind him, who is a perfect replica of the Cale who ran like Hell. Cale has an identical twin?? Since when? Why doesn't he go to school?
Roksu levels an emotionless gaze at Alberu. ā€œHello, your highness. Donā€™t mind me.ā€
Alberu can only watch in astonishment as this stranger walks out of the playroom, with a smooth and deadly gait as he hunts down his twin like a predator would to prey. He recalls the look 'Roksu' gave him and it sends a shiver down the principalā€™s sonā€™s spine. That gaze held secrets.
Something about this stranger is even more interesting than the sudden appearance of a twin.
On walks up to him, sitting down in his lap and looking into his eyes. ā€œRoksu-hyung will be back soon, nya!ā€ Hong bounds over and sits next to his sister, grinning widely. Raon huffs and looks at the door. He wants his human to come back.
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demonslayedher Ā· 5 months ago
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Chapter 4 of the AO3 version of the Low-Key Married AU going up soon, and I needed a parody. People in Giyuu's imagination just look like that or something.
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biboomerangboi Ā· 8 months ago
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Been thinking about the homoerotic potential of Xianle Quartet again and I think Iā€™ve figured out the best/funniest way for the post canon dynamic to play out: Xie Lian gets his offical harem.
And no I donā€™t mean Xie Lian just gets to hold hands with everyone. I think Hua Cheng who wants Gege to be happy and give him everything he wants but also genuinely believes heā€™s better than Feng Xin and Mu Qing starts acting like the Wife and Feng Xin and Mu Qing are Xie Lians concubines.
I think it would start with Hua Cheng giving them strictly solicited times to be with Xie Lian and then later when Xie Lian admits he feels something more about the two of them he would get real into it.
He makes it extremely clear heā€™s the first and most important wife in this game and they play by his rules. They deal with his times and get to see him give Xie Lian really extravagant gifts to wear when he spend time with them as well as giving him lots of love bites not to mention lots of little digs and because Fengqing are Fengqing they instantly match the energy.
The Harem games begin.
Thereā€™s so much side comments and subterfuge and of course fights to see who is the favourite while also convinced that it wonā€™t be them because they start to notice all the beautiful things about their competitors in a really homoerotic way.
They would all start to act nice with each other when they are with of Xie Lian because they notice that he likes that and they have points to win. So there are lots of group spars and meals with a general play nice vibe to them. Until they reluctantly start to like playing nice but are also be thinking fuck these guys. These two guys are the worst people in the world.
Then of course Xie Lian goes away for a few days on a mission and they all lose it . They will literally have no one to perform for and yet they are all still being so petty and in each others business, then each others faces, and then suddenly they are all in each others bed.
Xie Lian naturally comes back to this and is delighted by this development.
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thatlittledandere Ā· 1 month ago
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KARKAT RECREATIONALLY PICKS FIGHTS ON THE INTERNET
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DUDES??? šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ MY GUYS??? THAT'S SO ROMANTIC
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sunlightgaps Ā· 1 year ago
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this scene where dennis casually refers to dee as his friend stuck with me because i initially thought it was hilarious that he friendzoned his actual twin sister but then i became obsessed because. theyā€™re literally friends šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ they WILL leave each otherā€™s asses the moment trouble strikes and theyā€™re each otherā€™s #1 target of bullying BUT THEY WILL ALWAYS COME BACK TO EACH OTHER. their bond is thicker than circumstance. they devoured their triplet in the womb. their team-ups are ruthless and destructive to those around them. and on top of it all theyā€™re friends!! they're dance partners. they scheme to exploit welfare & get addicted to crack together. they instinctively reach for each other when theyā€™re scared. ā€œdeandra's gonna side with dennisā€”that's a given.ā€ the chardee macdennis game teams naturally pair dennis & dee. in dennis's ideal universe dee doesn't have the forehead injury she got from falling on the ground. dennis shields her when a food fight erupts during thanksgiving dinner. dee gives dennis a soft smile underwater even though she'd just said "whatever" in response to his "i love you, sis" right before they think they're going to die drowning. do you See. do you Understand. twins by chance, friends by CHOICE šŸ’ŖšŸ”„ their toxic codependent sibling slay...
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aleafinacup Ā· 4 months ago
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*doesnā€™t even watch the show* AMAZONNNNN DROP MORE CANON CHAGGIE CONTENT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!!
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cicidarkarts Ā· 1 month ago
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At least twice a year I go on a Jenna Marbles binge and end up getting amazing meme material for it :)
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imhereformysciencefriends Ā· 1 month ago
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Going to a con this weekend and I've got my Sheith t-shirt and my custom Sheith earrings and my duplicate Sheith merch for the swap meetup and my Sheith water bottle and---
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Another post? damn
I was on vacation a few weeks back and had no internet so I downloaded all Fanfciton that were Satoru/Shoko tagged and rated them.
Here are the ones I rated 5/5 ... so i guess this is a ff recommendation post lol
The delicate art of flirting
3rdgymbros
Words: 1,960, Satosho, 5/5
This is so good. I love that the first years get brought into the infirmary and they just KNOW ahahahahah. Also itā€™s just this casual side thing but there something so much deeper that i hurts which i like about this ship
Like a lost shirt
Lua
Words:1,520, Satosho, 5/5
I am a sucker for raw and "practical" relationships. Like this is exactly how I imagine them to grieve for Suguru and I love that so much can be left unsaid but the reader and Satoru and Shoko both just know. What they have isn't healthy but it's the only thing they can have. A happy and healthy relationship with someone else would just simply not work. They are both too fucked up for that.
Sorry about the blood in your mouth (i wish it was mine)
Her_black_tights
Words: 17,761 Sashisu/ Satosho 5/5
So I am biased on this one cuz this is one of my headcanons. That Suguru fucked around with both and that his absence is why Gojo and Shoko are a thing. And I feel like this fic perfectly encapsulates the hurt, the brokenness and the necessity of their relationship. Like this is how they cope and its messy and unhealthy and i love it
Listen I love you joy is coming
Antioedipus
Words:3,938 Satosho 5/5
This one is cute. Nah cute is the wrong word, they are goblins but itā€™s nice. They are both fucked up which is funny. Also 100% can see that Shoko doesn't have the emotional capacity to console a crying woman but still would do the right thing even if she doesn't think itā€™s the right thing.Ā 
Work and not run (skip and not fall)
Aminstrel
Words:2,300 Satosho 5/5
Love this! Cute! Exactly how i Imagine them. Also match cut? Peak comedy hahahaha goblin energy.
Catalyst
tiressian
Words:4,170 Satosho 5/5
AYOOOOO first tiressian ff. i remember reading this and having gotten new horizons opened xD Anyway: love it, super nice character interaction. Love it when Gojo is stumbling over his words, a tiressian special! Also love the aftermath, hilarious but sweet.
To my significant (b)other
Tiressian
Words: 6,621 Satosho 5/5
Another banger! Back to back? Spoiled honestly. I love this one just because it makes so much sense that she writes a list. Also Gojo high as balls is hilarious. Then the whole dialogue at the wedding with the chaste touches omg my skin is prickling. Love it.
Warmth
Satoluvs
Words:2,663 Satosho 5/5
I LOVE THIS. Omg adopted Yuji has my heart. Also consoling somebody by not talking it out but taking them in giving them affection to cure the sadness omg. Also also Satoru and Shoko just dating super casually i looooovee it.
Breathing underwaterĀ 
Shrimphony
Words:1,848 Sashisu/ Satosho 5/5
This one hurts so much omg. And this could easily be canon. Idk why Gege does not show us Shokoā€™s grief moreā€¦. Like even if it's platonic how can she not find solace in Gojo still being there hmm? And then when Gojo, Nanami and Yaga get ripped from her, that must have destroyed herā€¦
ShoreĀ 
Tiressian
Words:7,161 Satosho 5/5
VERY TASTY thank you for the meal. I love their dynamic. Back with the tiressian special. Also Shoko making him do push ups, same girl same i get it. Love the banter, it makes so much sense.
Epoch
Tiressian
Words:6,341 Satosho 5/5
Yum, yes, very nice.Ā Love cheerleader Gojo, he has my heart, that poor dude. No other comments it's perfect
Call it a hunch
Tiressian
Words: 5,560 Satosho 5/5
I think this is one of my favourites hahhaha. I love how panda is trying to convince everybody hahahahah. Also the snowball fight is glorious xD the little yuta/maki you slippedĀ  in there, i see you hehehehe. And the end has me ROLLING HAHAHAHAH
It's the thought that countsĀ 
Tiressian
Words: 2,182 Satosho 5/5
THE CUTEST ahhhh i love them i really really need to draw the three of them uff.
there's lots of 4/5 ones too that I'd recommend but i need to cap the list somewhere xD (the google doc has 12 pages wtf ahahahah) This is up for changes anyway :P but enjoy my recommendations xD
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king-of-havoc Ā· 20 days ago
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curious but do you have any mouthwashing ships?
BOY DO IT
Daisuke x Swansea, Curly x Jimmy, and Anya x nobody because the last thing she needs rn is a man and all the men around her suck anyways. Except Daisuke but I don't really ship them
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trashcreatyre Ā· 2 months ago
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I think the main thing that pisses me off about like 90% of mephiles ships is that people will be like "how old is he??" Look that fanwiki says that he's ten and they RUN with it. Like they don't read further. I'm so convinced that most people don't even know the plot of 06 bc the shit I've seen people draw and write with the characters is just mind boggling.
#trash rambles#like yeah i understand thwt nearly all of the named sonic characters are either minors or unspecified#but like#even if he was actually ten#shipping him with other minor characters would be so weird šŸ˜­#plus i dont think it would even matter if he has actually a minor because that uncomfortable power dynamic would still be there with most#other characters#and like#god idk#the amount of dog shit mephiles ships i have to have blocked in my tags is extremely upsetting#LIKE. WDYM?#MARIA??????#STOP IT šŸ˜­#tikal makes more sense but that one still makes me uncomfortable#idk i dont even remember all the ones i blocked i just remember that find the maria posts was like#devistating#that and the one person who liked all my 06 posts and was a mephiles and elise shipper (theyre siblings to me so someone like that liking m#art of them is understanbly upsetting)#that being said how old do i think infinite is??? because he doesnt have an official age (that i could find)#personally i think hes anywhere from 19 (at the absolute youngest) to like. early 30s idk šŸ’€#somewhere between thoes idk#the only version of him that has a 100% solid age in my head is for the ghost au and hes 22 in that (bc hes a junior in collage)#n e way#i just woke up so ignore if this is illegible#ugh idk i really try not to be gate-keepy about stuff i like because its annoying but like#i love 06 so much it kinda hurts tl see people just kinda not knowing even the basic plot or like. only going off the fandubs (which i#really enjoy but at a certain point you can only say mephiles is ur favorite and have people quote it at you or in the comments of your 06#posts so many times before you just like. idk. (also ive had people irl tell me 06 sucks after i told them directly it was my favorite sonic#game??? like??? bro you asked ME.))
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demonslayedher Ā· 1 year ago
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Low-Key Married AU fluff
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Kochou said that I was disliked, so I asked her if she disliked me too. For someone so quick to have a smiling response to everything, she struggled to reply. She was the one who proposed marriage and swayed me, so I had thought that meant she had feelings for me. There would be no other way to read it. However, with as unbothered as she is by my absence, I have to wonder.
Itā€™s been ten days since I had last contact with her. I went home to the Butterfly Mansion, but she had just departed for a mission, so I didnā€™t stay long so as not to trouble the girls. It may still be a few days before I can return again, but itā€™s always likely sheā€™ll be busy. Sheā€™s incredible in that way, taking on all the care of our injured Corp members in addition to her Pillar missions. It must be in her personality to keep adding to what keeps her busy, like taking me in as though I looked like I needed the care. Although the times weā€™ve spent together have been nice, I donā€™t require it. My duties call for me to always be ready for battle, and Iā€™ve always kept my heart steady.
So has she. We are Pillars first, and no amount of affection can sway usā€”whether an abundance or a lack.
Iā€™m not bothered by lacking something I didnā€™t deserve in the first place.
Last night again, I was too late to prevent a family from being slaughtered. There were no survivors this time, aside from the eldest child who was still ravenous with a recent transformation. Having to chase him down and keep him from harming anyone else kept me off the trail of the progenitor of demons, who had to have been close by. For centuries, heā€™s evaded us this way over and over, sacrificing entire families to throw us off his trail. If I were to chide myself over every failure, I would have lost the ability to do anything ages ago. Each time, the anger is something I carry with me, to push myself harder the next time, and the next. Any extent more that I can push myself may be the difference to someoneā€™s survival, no one can afford to lose their life over any of my own lost confidence.
ā€œCAW!! TOMIOKA GIYUUUU! NEWS FOR TOMIOKA GIYUUUU!ā€
Each time it's a crow I think I recognize, my stomach drops. My mind is already playing the words I dread to hear, as though trying to protect my mind once I someday hear them.
"Kochou Shinobu has died."
Even if I hear them, I'm a Pillar first. That was what we promised each other. I'll always do as I must.
The crow says nothing as it delivers a letter.
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YES, YES, I KNOW, THIS FANDOM HAS TURNED ME INTO SHIPPER TRASH. For this pairing, it was more specifically my own joke AU which later bit me in the back and made me start really, really enjoying GiyuShino (which, for the record, I do not consider canon). Was throwing ideas back and forth with @reicchel again the other day and so here we are with ship content!
Part of the reason I love the Low-Key Married AU (in which it's mostly canon as usual, except that Shinobu and Giyuu have been married for over a year or so, and it's not a secret but they make such little deal about it that many people don't even know they're married) is that it's a frame through which to see every interaction and either make it really, really funny, or very, very, sad. Everything was supposed to be funny, but it keeps hurting, hahaha... aaahhhh.
For instance, in a regular romcom situation, it should be funny that Kanzaburo doesn't deliver all of Giyuu's letters. Knowing these two, who might had started this whole "well, we'll be a couple when we have time" thing by actively writing regular letters, this could had simply given the impression that the other person wasn't writing as much, so they both naturally decreased frequency to match. It's a little lonely, but neither one is going to push the other for more attention.
No!! I refuse to let this post end with angst! Time for omake!!!
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thesirenbanshee Ā· 4 months ago
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Hereā€™s ā€œChapter 16ā€. šŸ‘
TITLE: Her Dark Prince
RATING: Explicit
SUMMARY:
ā€œBen Solo is no more; he was destroyed years ago when his uncle tried to kill him with a lightsaber. Now his name is Kylo Ren and he serves his Dark master, Snoke, to vanquish the galaxy. Everyone around him fears him . . . except for his sweet little ward, Rey. The young girl is all he cares for, all he fights to protect. But why did he have that surreal dream that she kissed him?ā€
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fiyero3305 Ā· 4 months ago
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I canā€™t think of a non-Horrance reason for Ben to look so hurt and feel the need to leave when Klaus is talking about Dave.
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somethingformyself Ā· 5 months ago
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These are Vampires!!! Why the fuck are ya'll acting like this. Bitching and crying about liking 1 bad guy over the other? Why does it matter?! Who cares if Armand erased Louis memories! Louis is a fucking seriel killer! They are all bad people with trauma who take it out on each other. Stop trying to find a "good guy" in a story told by monsters. Also I'm getting really fucking tired of ya'll bringing that babygirl shit into a relationship with two grown ass men, you bitches are weird.
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perisdynasty Ā· 1 year ago
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They're very much in love your honor
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