#ship: third time’s the charm

[abyssalwyrm0]

Adam talks about his ex-wives and Lute.

"I never cared much about Lilith to begin with. When she left and replaced me with a twinkie, it was mostly my ego that was hurt but I quickly got over her because in the end of the day I felt more lust than anything for her and got what I thought was a better wife, but I quickly began to hate as hell that bitch when she ruined my life, so when I got the chance to get back at her I took, proposing the exterminations of the people she had so much hope for. Surprisely the hatred I felt for her one time cooled down so now I'm more willing to cooperate with her if I gain something.

"Unlike Lilbitch I really loved Eve and tried to be nice, this is why it hurt me so much when she betrayed me by not only eating the Apple but also quickly, jumping to cheat on me with my ex and her bitch after gaining her so-called free will. After the whole Eden fiasco the only things I cared on my marriage were our childrens and what she could be useful for, objectfying her as something I owned like a extension of myself, who happened to be very annoying, rather than a separate living being with her own wishes and feelings. When death did us apart I left her to rot on hell and didn't look back like how she planned to do with me on Eden before everything had gone downhill."

"My Lieutenant is my top bad bitch and the best woman I've met. Unfortunately I only recognized how much I loved Dangertits in my last moments as she, unlike some people, stayed with me to the very end. Goddamit, why coundn't she be my wife? She woundn't have left me or betrayed me like them, she would have perfectly matched me like she always was as the straight (wo)man for the wise guy of mine hehehehahahahahaha!.........If I come back I would love to see her again but would she accept what I would become? "

[lizzysthscshipsblog]

Holding each other as tight as they could, letting the other know that they were there still, Right and Henry were just thankful that they were going to be ok.

[scarlettfevor]

I don't think I've mentioned it on this account yet but my most toxic trait is that I am a hardcore fujo. And I don't mean I'm one of those fake "fujos" who joke about old man yaoi OR one of those keyboard warriors who gets offended when you say yaoi and not BL, I mean that shortly after I found out what fandom was I immediately became a fujoshi.

This is relevant because I have acquired the stick of truth and am playing it for the first time + I will be downloading the fractured but whole tomorrow. Ever since I watched south park for the first time a few years ago I have been obsessed and even though I watched playthroughs of both games I knew I wanted to play them myself one day. Part of the reason why I wanted to watch south park because I was among the plethora of people who made fun of those girls in the mid 2010s who would ship the posts and post about how shitbag #1 and #2 were totally gay and in love, but now I realize that they were totally right. Like....Stan and Kyle ARE gay and they ARE in love, idk what to tell you, you just had to be there. And from what I remember both games but especially tfbw had a LOT of style moments that I will finally get to see happen first hand!!

[detectivelokis]

what form of love does your ship embody?

Thank you to @vampireninjabunnies-blog @inafieldofdaisies and @nightbloodraelle for tagging me to take this for my babies.

Tagging: @sstewyhosseini @baldurrs @jinfromyarikawa @fourlittleseedlings @confidentandgood @marivenah @captastra @direwombat @strangefable @nightwingshero @gwynbleidd @risingsh0t @clicheantagonist @jacobsneed @eclecticwildflowers @roofgeese @euryalex @phillipsgraves @aceghosts @kyber-infinitygems @voidika @shegetsburned @indorilnerevarine @derelictheretic

Charlie x John

love as religion

[love as the sole object of your reverence — nothing about you is holy, but maybe your love for another is] When Sappho said “in the crooks of your body I find my religion” and when the cast of les mis sang “to love another person is to see the face of god” and when Halsey said “I found god, I found him in a lover” and when Katherine Philips wrote “to the dull angry world let’s prove there’s a religion in our love”

Charlie x Rafe

love as being known

[ love is knowing all of someone and loving them anyway ] when tim kreider said "if we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known" and when joe wright said "The idea that these two people know each other, knew each other when they first saw each other. That they recognized each other from their future" and when micah nemerever said "it was a relief and a horror to be known so perfectly"

Annie x Jacob

love as tenderness

[ love as gentleness after a lifetime of cruelty ] when ocean vuong said "sometimes being offered tenderness feels like the very proof that you've been ruined" and when pablo neruda said "like a jar you housed the infinite tenderness and the infinite oblivion shattered you like a jar" and when anais mitchell wrote "all i've ever known is how to hold my own, and now i wanna hold you, too"

[deathsbecome]

ok my lovely family decided to leave me having to bend fucking backwards for something thats lowkey all their fault so uh. will be awake boiling with rage and stress for awhile. might try to see if i can calm down to write but it also might just be. finding a comfort video or some shit

[bylertruther]

do you guys remember being a kid and going out somewhere with ur family and becoming the bestest friends ever with another kid around your age and then leaving and never seeing them again? but you still remember them and the fun you had even years later? byler au where they meet like that somewhere as little kids and then reunite in college (they see each other across the quad, library, etc, not as easy as being roomies), or maybe at work (comic company, mike interviews will, or private/paranormal investigator mike has some questions for will [bc everything still wants to kill him even in this au, sorry, will]). you could maybe even keep the whole "you said yes"/they were each other's first friend factor if you wanted to make it a little angstysweet. idk!! just!! fate!! and second chances!! letting something go and knowing it's meant to be when it comes back to you!! or maybe it's a three-part fic where you write their first meeting, when they meet in uni but have to go their own ways, and then when they meet again as older adults who live in the same city this time and aren't being called to opposite ends of the country or whatever idk. @ writers are u seeing my vision someone Take This n breathe life into it i Beg of u

[schrijverr]

the urge to write an elaborate steddie historical tragedy AU only to write a reincarnation fic of canon vs. the amount of WIPs (unposted) that I have going on and dont need more of; FIGHT!!!

[princessmyriad]

Someone take another shot and dont fucking miss this time.

[somuch-4-stardust]

im actually genuinely tweaking over fall out boy they said things and the words wree things and they were said and aldaglkdsfabjsdfhkl

[fleurmatisse]

not me just realizing that this panel isn’t split to show both of them at the same time and it’s just a combination of the iv stand in ww’s hand cutting across it and luida being tiny compared to him that made me think it was

[corvidae-quills]

Very annoying when you get a new pair of headphones only to have something rattling loose in one of the earphones so you return those and get another pair (same brand) only to have the exact same problem :/

[farsight-the-char]

Tai wishes for release, so it will not come.

 Qrow would view himself as unlovable for his failures, but Tai would be glad his teammate is safe.

I could see TaiQrow winning.

sorry kind of hellish but I do love these guys

[leap-loves]

Third Time's the Charm - Summary

Ship Name

Third Time’s the Charm



Character Names

The Wanderer / Scaramouche x Ava



Source Material

Genshin Impact



How’d they meet?

They met when Scaramouche, as the Balladeer, first goes to the Fatui’s medical wing and sees Ava intimidating higher ranking officers into behaving, with a sternness even Childe doesn’t argue against… to her face, at the very least. She’s quick and efficient, and doesn’t tolerate anyone trying to bully her. The fact she doesn’t bow even to Scaramouche gets his attention. Her later ability to be able to repair him should he get damaged in battle further intrigues him, leading to an interesting bond. Ava falls first, but never breathes a word. Instead it comes in banter and teasing remarks, doubting that it would ever be reciprocated. But loyalty is always rewarded. 



Typical Dates

Exploring ruins and scenic areas

Trying new restaurants while traveling



Canon Compliance

Mostly canon compliant, just adds extra scenes based off of canon events



Notable Headcanons

Ava grows her hair out once leaving the Fatui, and the Wanderer finds it soothing to braid or play with it while she’s asleep. She isn’t always asleep when he does it 

Wanderer often worries that Ava will get tired of him, intimidated, etc. Whenever Ava recognizes this, she points out that he has gone through lots of positive character development, and if she could handle his assholiness as the Balladeer, he has nothing to fear now. He can’t argue that logic. 



Love Languages

The Wanderer

Quality Time

Acts of Service

Gifts

Ava

Acts of Service

Physical Touch

Quality Time



Soundtrack

Infinity - Jaymes Young

You’ll Be In My Heart - Phil Collins

[keerysfreckles]

high definition — OP81 (smau)

pairing: oscar piastri x norris!fem!reader

summary: y/n tends to favor oscar over her own brother

warnings: none!

a/n: first smau.. send me requests if you want more 😁

masterlist !

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alexalbon missed opportunity to tag oscar as the koala

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user1 HIS birthday girl.. oh im ending it all

user2 HARD LAUNCH???????????

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oscarpiastri but you're the best third wheel

carlossainz lando i thought we talked about this, you ALWAYS stay home when they ask if you want to go with them

[plutonianeris]

Asteroid Sirene (1009)

so now that shes gone you can embrace whats to come and die with a smile…

The Siren’s Face

In the first house, Sirene gives you a magnetic presence. Your very being becomes a song, calling others to you with an irresistible charm. People are drawn to you, captivated by your beauty and mystery. They want to be close, but you remain just out of reach, like the sea's horizon.

The Song of Desire

In the second house, Sirene's power weaves into what you own and value.You're drawn to beauty and luxury, and others are drawn to you because of your refined taste. You have a way of making people crave what you have, as though your possessions and sense of worth are enchanted by a siren's song.

The Seductive Whisper

With Sirene in the third house, your words have a magical pull. You speak, and people listen, hypnotized by the way you turn ordinary conversations into something almost poetic. There’s something in your voice, something mysterious, that keeps people coming back for more, even if they don’t understand why.

The Lure of Home

In the fourth house, Sirene sings through your home and roots. Your family life holds a deep, secret charm, like an old story whispered over and over. People feel comforted and enchanted in your presence, as though you carry with you the echo of a forgotten dream, a place they long to return to but can’t quite remember.

The Seduction of Joy

In the fifth house, your creativity and joy have a captivating glow. Every time you create something, be it art, romance, or laughter, it draws people in like a siren’s call. Your playful spirit is irresistible, making you the center of attention. Love and pleasure surround you like waves, leaving others enchanted in your wake.

The Enchantment of Work

In the sixth house, Sirene works her magic through your daily tasks. You bring a special allure even to the simplest routines, making them seem almost magical. People are drawn to how you handle things with such grace. But be careful—this placement can make you give too much of yourself, as if you’re constantly pouring your energy into the service of others, always leaving them wanting more.

The Siren’s Reflection

In the seventh house, your relationships are drenched in Sirene’s charm. Partners are mesmerized by your mysterious allure. They see in you something almost otherworldly, and though they try to hold onto you, you remain elusive, a dream they can never fully grasp. Love becomes a delicate dance of desire, with you always just out of reach, tempting them to come closer.

The Deep Seduction

In the eighth house, Sirene pulls you into life’s hidden depths—sex, secrets, and transformation. There’s a dark, alluring energy around you that others feel drawn to but may not fully understand. You captivate with your power to explore what others fear. Like the deep ocean, you are full of hidden treasures and mysteries, luring others to dive deeper, even if it terrifies them.

The Call of the Horizon

In the ninth house, Sirene calls you to explore distant places and ideas. Your curiosity about the world is like a siren’s song, pulling you toward the unknown. Others see in you a seeker, someone chasing dreams and wisdom far beyond the everyday. Your passion for adventure and truth enchants those who long for a life of freedom and exploration.

The Allure of Success

With Sirene in the tenth house, your career and reputation carry an undeniable allure. You become a figure that others admire from afar, like a lighthouse guiding ships in the night. Your ambitions have a seductive pull, and people are drawn to your vision of success. But, just like the sea, your achievements always seem to hold a little more mystery than meets the eye.

The Siren of Dreams

In the eleventh house, Sirene’s charm fills your friendships and dreams for the future. You stand out in social groups as someone with a captivating vision of a better world. People are drawn to your ideals, sensing that you hold the key to something extraordinary. Yet, your dreams are always just out of reach, as elusive and beautiful as a distant star.

The Ocean of Mysteries

In the twelfth house, Sirene whispers in your soul, pulling you toward the unknown. You are a dreamer, constantly moving between the world of reality and the realm of mystery. People are drawn to your deep, spiritual energy, sensing that you know secrets they’ve long forgotten. You are like the ocean itself—endless, deep, and always calling them to dive in, even if they don’t know where it will take them.

[zombvic]

KISSES TO MY EXES (joão félix x reader)

summary : in which y/n & joão soft launch their relationship as a response to their exes dating rumors

face claim : alexandra saint mleux (shes so gorgeous brooo)

notes : this idea came to me in a vision tbh like its so stupid im actually crying but hope you enjoy it. also no hate to magui shes so fine n stuff js her personality is irking me out xx

pairings : joão félix x ex!norris!reader , smau

It's safe to say both of them were screwed over by the two people who were now rumored to be dating.

Y/N L/N became a prominent figure in the sports industry even before she started dating the McLaren driver. She gained recognition in the Formula One community as Lando Norris's girlfriend. However, after their breakup, she became known as the one who was dumped by Lando Norris—in a good way, though.

She used the publicity of being dumped to her advantage. Instead of sobbing over the breakup initiated by Lando, she became the best version of herself.

João Félix, on the other hand, took his "breakup" as a challenge. A challenge to see how many times he could get fucked over by the same girl. The Portuguese actress and model, Magui Corceiro, was like meth to him. He couldn't stop going back to her; he didn't even try to stop himself. People say that "third time's the charm." Well, for João, it was the fourth. After she fucked him over for the fourth time, he decided he was going to start his villain arc (breaking up with her).

João's transfer to Barcelona came with much more than just a new club and a new country to discover; it also brought a new relationship.

The two had bonded over their recent relationship endings and on a personal level, they were a match. As months went by, their bond grew until it turned into an actual relationship. As of June 2024, they had been together for about five months, agreeing to keep it low-key. However, the moment they saw their exes link up they decided to reveal it piece by piece.

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formulagossip uh, oh !! ex-wag / wag gossip here !! the ex-girlfriend of lando norris, y/n l/n, had attended a wimbledon match whilst her ex-boyfriend (lando) was there with his current girlfriend (?), magui corceiro. they havent interacted at all but neither of the three seem excited about meeting eachother here.

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user oh shit

user bro downgraded (personality wise)

user slamming my head against the wall

user lando when will you learn

- user both magui and lando r red flags ..

user wonder if shes gonna cheat on him too ..

user lando x magui seem very pr-like

user doesnt magui follow y/n on instagram

user their relationship seems fun..!

user not a smile in sight

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formulagossip even more ex-wag gossip! it looks like the ex girlfriend of lando norris, y/n l/n, has arrived at the spanish grand prix. she lives in barcelona and is a long time formula one fan. she got invited by the ferrari f1 team to their garage 👀👀

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user are we about to witness a ynlando reunion .

user noooo y/n run outta there

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user post break up glow !!!

- user more like new relationship glow .

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formulagossip wave of exes this weekend 👀 joão félix (portuguese fc barcelona player) also known as the ex-boyfriend of magui corceiro was spotted at the red bull garage.

user damnnnn

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user y/n, lando, joao but no magui..

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- user if delusional was a person:

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formulagossip y/n y/l, ex-girlfriend of lando norris liked our post regarding the portuguese fc barcelona player. the two have been following eachother for a few months and even spotted at some events together (via a fan who messaged to us!)

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- user they match eachothers vibe

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landonorris 😍

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user not to be dramatic but i think i’m dead

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user dont ask me how i know this but those are definetly joaos hands

user the aestheticness is so visually pleasing xx

joaofelix79 posted a new story.

(translation : adorable)

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formulagossip former wag of lando norris, y/n y/l, is seemingly soft launching her relationship with the portuguese football player, joão félix. the two have been interacting both on and off social media for a while now and its not surprising theres possible romance going on !! y/n posted a picture of a pair of hands which match another picture of joaos hands. it also appears joao updated his instagram story with a picture of y/ns dog. what do you guys think?

user FINALLY . A HAPPY ENDING FOR THEM

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user blud learned his lesson

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joaofelix79 rio de janeiro🤍😍

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yourusername cats out the bag n stuff

francisca.cgomes AAAAAAAH FINALLY

francisca.cgomes y/n is still mine tho .

- joaofelix79 nuh uh .. ????

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- pierregasly bruhhh ☹️☹️

- yourusername sorry mr baguette man

user IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

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- user and not even a like for magui & lando

user i love the dynamic between pierre, joao, y/n & kika

user fav couple tbh

chattttttttt this is sillyyyyy but yeah hope u liked it xx