#shinozaki kaoru

[edogawa-division]

Happy Halloween from Wicked Requiem

(+ A.D.A, A.R.K, & A.M.U!)

“Happy Halloween, everybody!”

“Kaoru…what on earth are you wearing?”

“A devil costume like we all agreed to this year, duh.” 

“I think Yuriko-san means why are you dressed like that Kaoru.” 

“Like what?”

“A whore.” 

“Excuse me Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no one can say anything about it.”

“Did you…did you just quote Mean Girls?”

“My money is Kaoru dressing like that because she wants her boyfriends to goon after her.”  

“I have no idea what that means Kanra.”

“I do and how the fuck do you know that you little brat.”

“Am I wrong? You want Lyall-san and Joey-san to rip that off you and-”

“KANRA! SHUT UP YOU DAMN-” 

“Hahaha! Can’t catch me! You gooner!”

“Get back here!”

“You two! For fuck’s sake! Quit fighting! Hm? You’re still here? Then take this. I have to go stop those two from killing each other.”  

You received a treat!

Candy Pitchforks. Hard candies made into the shape of the devil’s pitchfork. They come in various flavors such as grape, blueberry, and cherry. Be careful they’re quite sharp. A stab from the devil if you will. 

Meanwhile…

“Oh A.M.U you look so adorable! Let me just give you a hug!”

“Nee-san A.M.U asks that you let her go. A.M.U is ready to go meet up with Sei-chan.” 

“Just a bit longer A.M.U this is your first Halloween! Yours and Seizou’s! Where’s A.R.K? He’s supposed to be done getting ready by now?” 

“A.D.A. you’re fucking lucky that I love you enough that I’m not fucking making you pay for making me dress like this. I already had a damn costume picked out.” 

“A.R.K your outfit was too scary for the kids! Besides KAITO is fitting for you don’t you think?” 

“Look I fucking get it Kaoru based my appearance off the damn Vocaloid but that doesn’t mean I wanna fucking dress like the bastard.”

“I don’t care A.R.K you’re dressing as the Vocaloid.. Also, a reminder you’re taking A.M.U and Seizou out trick or treating tonight.” 

“When did I sign up for that shit? My plan was to fucking get drunk off my ass and find some random bitch to ACK-” 

“A.R.K Tartarus Aruto Shinozaki, you listen to me, and you listen to me well. You will take our younger sister and brother-in-law trick-or-treating tonight. I swear if they come back home with a hair out of place, I will dismantle you in such a way that not even Kaoru will be able to put you together. Am I clear?” 

“C-crystal. Holy fuck you scare me sometimes. How Mal handles you I don’t have a fucking clue.” 

“Wouldn’t you like to know.”

“Never fucking mind you damn freak. I still want to fucking punch him for corrupting you.” 

“Do not punch my husband A.R.K.”

“Nee-san, Nii-san someone is here…” 

“Oh! So sorry, here you go dear! Happy Halloween, and be safe out there! Now you two give them something to.”

You received a treat!

Candy Ring. A ring pop that looks like an engagement ring, it’s very beautiful and very sweet in flavor. However, this is one bride you do not want to be marrying. A certain husband will tear you apart if you dare try.

“Hello. A.M.U was told to give this to you. So here.”

You received a treat!

Hell Lollipops. Simple red lollipops. However, don't let their appearance fool you. They pack quite the punch with how bitter they are that even Hell doesn’t want them.

“Ugh here. Happy fucking Halloween you bastards. Enjoy or…not.”

You received a trick!

A gas bomb?! It exploded right in your face! Leaving you gasping for air and clawing at your throat as your eyes slowly close. A certain spider android standing over you.

“A.R.K!!!”

“It’s not gonna fucking kill them!”

AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL ART BY @minato-division03 / @akihabara-division03 !!!

[edogawa-division]

Halloween asks!

Since we have a week til Halloween, ask Wicked Requiem anything!

Starts today and ends on Oct. 31st 11:59!

OC Halloween Ask Meme

Send in an OC and a number and I’ll answer!

Costume - What are they going to be for Halloween this year?

Trick or Treat - Do they go trick or treating? If so, with who?

Werewolf - What is their favourite part of Halloween?

Vampire - If they got to be immortal, what would they want to do with all of their time?

Witch - If they could cast one spell, what would it do?

Ghost - If they died, who would they playfully haunt?

Graveyard - If the Zombie Apocalypse did happen, who would they want to be on their side?

Spider - A fairy befriends your character and they give them an unmarked potion. Does your character drink it?

Wizard - If they could wield one magical weapon, what would it be and what would it do?

Skeleton - What is their favourite spooky song?

Zombie - What would a be a magical power that they would want to have?

Dragon - What is their favourite scary movie?

Tombstone - Would they survive a stereotypical horror movie?

Candy - If they got to choose to be any supernatural being, what would they choose?

Cloak - Do they decorate for Halloween? If so, do they go all out, do they only put up a few, do they fall somewhere in between?

Poison - Who would they enter a group costume contest with?

Pumpkin - Would they want to do a couple’s costume with their significant other?

Moon - Do they get mad when they see Christmas decorations beside the Halloween decorations at the store?

[suginami-division]

Defective Detective

Shuu "MEN-H" Edogawa Birthday Mixtape

1. Happy to Meet

Performed By:

Shuu "MEN-H" Edogawa

2. Drown in your Cuteness

Performed By:

Shuu "MEN-H" Edogawa

3. Your Love Hero

Performed By:

Shuu "MEN-H" Edogawa

4. Wonderful Stalking

Performed By:

Shuu "MEN-H" Edogawa

5. Your number one!

Performed By:

Shuu "MEN-H" Edogawa

6. Retribution

Performed By:

Shuu "MEN-H" Edogawa

7. Want to be Better

Performed By:

Shuu "MEN-H" Edogawa

8. Only you

Performed By:

Shuu "MEN-H" Edogawa

9. Hide the Hurt

Performed By:

Shuu "MEN-H" Edogawa

Kaoru "Arachne" Shinozaki

10. Mellow

Performed By:

Shuu "MEN-H" Edogawa

Ryuko "Mista Z.B." Umemoto

[obihiro-division]

Jack’s Thoughts on Edogawa Division

Yuriko Kuromiya

“Ms. Kuromiya is… Interesting, to say the least. I’ve only had the pleasure of speaking with her a handful of times whenever Daiki wandered into the Edogawa area. I have a feeling she has an inkling of what I am up to. Yet for some peculiar reason, she hasn’t done anything about it. I suppose she has her reasons, but I am wondering how far I could push her. I cannot help it; I do enjoy the little mental dance that we’ve been keeping up. After all, much like myself, Ms. Kuromiya is hiding her own secrets. Nothing as serious as mine I believe, but I do enjoy digging into her nerves. It is difficult, to balance my interests with the young master’s security. He is such a handful, that it takes me away from any entertainment I could have…”

Kaoru Shinozaki

“Sigh… Ms. Shinozaki. She is gifted, I can give her that. I just wish she had any other interest and not the same slop the young master loves. It certainly does not help him grow… Well, actually? The first time she had created something for the young master, it actually scared him. A rare thing to see since he is usually a reckless moron. I suppose amid his delusions, he still holds firm that he does not wish to enact extreme violence on another. That sentiment cannot be shared with Ms. Shinozaki… Although, I suspect that she, like the young master is simply lost in the fantasy and forgetting that lasers can do real harm to people.”

Kanra Akemi

“...Akemi. Soon as I saw the young master interacting with this thing, I knew that it was another one of them. The pink hair was a dead giveaway, taking into account the Amemura doubles that are running about. So it was easy to determine Akemi was like them. I had originally thought about reporting Akemi. Only makes sense, with its inhuman abilities and its unnatural abilities, it fit the criteria. However, I have since taken back my decision. After all, no serious harm has been done thus far and in a surprising turn of events, Ms. Kuromiya has been handling it very well. So well, that Akemi is adapting into normal society. I’m sure some of my colleagues might disagree with my actions and consider my refusal to report Akemi as an act of treachery, but how can they expect me to wrangle all these little ones? I’m but a simple butler after all. Nothing more.”

Wicked Requiem

“Wicked Requiem of the Edogawa division… Funny how their district shares the same name as the little detective, Mr. Edogawa. Still, I cannot help but worry that some less-than-savory people are trying to pull something against them. It is painful to think about this lovely found family encountering trouble. I want them to prevail by the end of this. Truly, despite my duties, I wish nothing but the best for them.”

“And if they succeed, it would help me prove that the little ones still have a chance. If not for him, for the others…”

[niigata-division]

Round 1 — Fashion Show

Theme: “Opposite Day!”

Contestants: Lyall Shiba & Kaoru Shinozaki

Divisions: Niigata & Edogawa

“I’m killing Kanra. This is the second time she’s done this shit. I will get her back for this mark my word. Sorry about about all this Lyall. I can't believe she entered us together. You probably have more important stuff than being forced to compete in another pageant.”

“It’s no problem Kaoru. I don't mind competing in another pageant again at least I get a chance to hang out with you. I gotta say you pull off goth really nicely. I just can't believe you actually dyed your hair for this Kaoru.” 

“Well if I'm going to be goth. I'm going to go all in.”

[edogawa-division]

“BOO! SOME OF THESE FUCKERS DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT ANIME IS!”

“Kaoru!”

“Am I wrong tho? You can’t even call half the fucking people on my team otaku! I am disgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate my eNTiRE LifE tO oUR LORd aNd SAviOr JeSuS CHRisT and tHis iS tHE THanKs I gET!”

“Oh boy, there she goes rambling again.”

Hypnosis Mic Shuffle Team, Vol. 4 (Part 2) (Cont.)

The Power of Justiceマジックパラディン! (Paladin Solo)

7 Wonders of HypMic

Akihisa "Azrael" Mashiro

Maki "Professor Z-3" Umemoto

Shuu "Men-H" Edogawa

Rintaro "Ignis" Himura

Yoichi "Jekyll" Shujo

Ren "Vox" Nakashima

Kaiji "Jinx" Sano

Hypnosis Break (Welcome to Our Realm)

The Fatherless

Kunio "James Moriarty" Chōten

Kokomi "Snegurochka" Morozov

To the Motherf*cker of My Sperm Donner

The Nemesis Council

Tomi "High Class" Chōten - "The Gentleman of Crime"

Reiaki "Black Cat" Suzubayashi - "The Cat"

Nadya "Vipera" Kuromiya - "The Master of Fear"

Iwao "TRIXT4R" Masuda - "The Prince of Puzzles"

Reika "Belladonna" Aichi - "The Green's Chosen Warrior"

Yuno "Kiiro" Kamora - Professor Strange

Tasuku "Katame" Kawanoe - Harvey Dent

Eko "Aoi" Seishin - Basil Karlo

Akihisa "Azrael" Mashiro - "The Fastest Killer Alive"

Max "Ōkami" Soukoku - "The Demon"

Eiji "MC KRATOS" Mizoguchi - Waylon Jones

Ryuko "Mista Z.B." Umemoto - Roman Sionis

Rashaad "Straight Up" Young - "The Man Who Never Missed"

Aoba "Guinevere" Yamamura - Victor Fries

Oki "ATLAS" Teagan - "Lover of Venom"

Rinko "X-Tasy" Kurosaki - Harleen Frances Quinzel

Kanon "Mz. Hyde" Hojo - "The Clown Prince of Crime"

Woe to Gotham

Digital Demons

Reiaki "Black Cat" Suzubayashi

Criss "Paradox" Hiromi

Joey "Joker" Kurusu

Eiji "MC Mogul" Noguchi

Yuriko "Black Dahlia" Kuromiya

Village of Nightmares

Lady Luck's Charm

Yorii "Sireen" Sakuma

Lola "Aphrodite" Takahashi

Makina "Screen Shot" Setsukura

Hoàng "MC Lotus" Diệu

Evelyn "SPIRIT" Rose

Sakura "Renegade" Kito

Kotono "Shiki" Ohara

"Queen Card"

Gambling Freak

Kiya Kara

Ryūzō "Kage" Mizutori

Kotono "Shiki" Ohara

Takumi "GUTS" Wakaba

The Sannin

The OP League

Tetsuya "FЯE4K" Yashiro - "The Son of Sparda"

Ryūzō "Kage" Mizutori - "Jack the Ripper"

Seiji "Avenger" Tsukimoto - John-117

Oki "ATLAS" Teagan - Doom Slayer

Aika "VeeXn" Yumi - "The Umbra Witch"

Shian "Ready or Not" Meizono - "The Guardian of the Galaxy"

Kaiji "Jinx" Sano - "The One-Winged Angel"

Aoi "Blue Wolf" Yamamura - "God of Wrath"

Ryuko "Mista Z.B." Umemoto - "The Raging Demon"

Ted "Teddy" Bridges - "The God of War"

Zakari "Icarus" Hiroya - "The Champion of the Jötnar"

Why We Can't Be Beat

HypMic's Best Friends

Tasuku "Katame" Kawanoe

Shisuta "The Saint" Heisha

Sayaka "Rhopalocera" Miyuki

Maki "Professor Z-3" Umemoto

Ririko "2Cute" Akihara

Eden "Ember" Yamamura

Saigo "Tsukumogami" Fuyugami

Anika "Rush Hour" Kiyozaki

Kensaku "Dr. K Tone" Morimoto

Itsuki "Tsuki" Kamiko

Everything is Connected

Hikikomori Hip-Hop Clan

Aoi "Blue Wolf" Yamamura

Ryūnosuke "Fist N Fury" Sekiguchi

Zakari "Icarus" Hiroya

Joey "Joker" Kurusu

Yano "Y-STARR" Ietsuna

Ace "MC Patriot" Douglas

Tasuku "Katame" Kawanoe

Makina "Screen Shot" Setsukura

Yuuya "ARROW" Kanata

Eko "Aoi" Seishin

Eiji "MC KRATOS" Mizoguchi

Kaoru "Arachne" Shinozaki

Eiji "MC Mogul" Noguchi

Yorii "Sireen" Sakuma

Tetsuya "FЯE4K" Yashiro

Lyall "Corvus" Shiba

The Book of Otakus

@obihiro-division @katsushika-division @suginami-division @sapporo-division @kobedivision

@kumamoto-division @hakodate-division @minato-division03 @minato-division01 @shizuokadivision

@fukuokadivision1 @naradivision @aichi-division @okinawa-division @ginza-division

@adachi-division @akihabaradivision @kanazawa-division @edogawa-division @setagaya-division

@saitama-division @akihabara-division03 @sendaidivision @kagoshima-division @niigata-division

@aomori-division @nakanodivision @toyama-division @kyoto-division @fukuokanodivision

[taito-division]

Round 2 Poll Results!

Ren Nakashima of Kobe & Kureha Koizumi of Saitama - 10 Points

Tomi Chōten of Aoyama & Miho Kobayashi of Shinagawa - 9 Points

Karada Kessaku of Aoyama & Lola Takahashi of Saitama - 9 Points

Kito Sakura of Shizuoka & Yano Ietsuna of Toyama - 9 Points

Luis Kōkyū of Aoyama & Aoba Yamamura of Kumamoto - 8 Points

Ace Douglas & Evelyn Rose of Okinawa - 7 Points

Eldrid Iwasaki of Taitō & Kirumi Mayeda of Takatsuki - 6 Points

Touya Kisaragi of Katsushika & Kaiji Sano of Kobe - 6 Points

Criss Hiromi of Akihabara & Kanade Alarie of Kyoto - 5 Point

Lyall Shiba of Niigata & Kaoru Shinozaki of Edogawa - 5 Points

Current Ranking:

Ren Nakashima & Kureha Koizumi (The Dark Canvas) - 14 Points (1st Place)

Karada Kessaku & Lola Takahashi (The Deities) - 11 Points (2nd Place - Tied)

Touya Kisaragi & Kaiji Sano (Angelic Facade) - 11 Points (2nd Place - Tied)

Tomi Chōten & Miho Kobayashi (The "Power Couple") - 10 Points (3rd Place - Tied)

Eldrid Iwasaki & Kirumi Mayeda (Valkyrie's Resonance) - 10 Points (3rd Place - Tied)

Lyall Shiba & Kaoru Shinozaki (Blue Blaze) - 10 Points (3rd Place - Tied)

Ace Douglas & Evelyn Rose (America's Sweethearts) - 9 Points (4th Place - Tied)

Kito Sakura & Yano Ietsuna (Master & Servant) - 9 Points (4th Place - Tied)

Luis Kōkyū & Aoba Yamamura (Inferno Pair) - 9 Points (4th Place - Tied)

Criss Hiromi & Kanade Alarie (Phantom Powwow) - 6 Points (5th Place)

[kanazawa-division]

Thank You!

As Joey's extended birthday comes to an end (thankfully it didn't took all month this time), I just wanted to thank each and every one of you for celebrating and participating in his birthday event this year, it really does make me happy as his creator to see him well loved among the community despite the limited content I have for him (and JS in general) but I'm grateful all the same and I know for sure he is too. Once again thank you so much!

Next birthday event is Kaiji's later on in this same very month, hope you're looking forward to it!

-

Joey was happily snugged in the middle of both his girlfriend Kaoru and his boyfriend Lyall, the three of them decided to head back to his place after a certain...ahem, activity and then grabbing a bite to eat. Right now they were all cuddling each other on his couch as they watched whatever feel good movie Joey had popped in earlier, Kaoru was snuggled into his chest while Lyall was absentmindedly running his hands through his hair and Joey swore that there was no better place than where he was right now.

It was Lyall that caught sight of the camera first and nudged Joey to get his attention, "You have a visitor, love."

"Hm? Oh, hey, thanks everyone!" Joey smiled, leaning his head more against Lyall's hand as a sign for him to continue what he was doing, the goth doing so happily. "I really appreciated all your guys' gifts, they were really cool and funny, y'all really know how to make a guy feel loved, huh?"

"Not as much as us, though, our gift was by far the best, right Lyall?" Kaoru spoke up and shot a grin towards the dark haired detective who only smirked back. "Right you are, dear." He agreed and on cue both of them leaned in and kissed Joey on each of his cheeks, making the bespectacled male flush red.

"Guysssss c'moooon, don't tell me this is gonna be a regular thing!"

"Sorry love, but you're so adorable that we can't help ourselves."

"Oh hush, you love it~"

Joey sighed but there was no mistaking the smile on his face and love in his eyes. "Yeah, I do."

[toyama-division]

It was late in the evening in the city of Toyama, and Asato Rikiya had been sitting in his living room after a long day of work when all of a sudden Asato heard the doorbell ring, assuming this was another gift the farmer walked over and opened the door. There sitting on his doorstep were two gifts addressed to him. Bringing them inside his house, Asato grabbed the gift closest to him and began to open it.

Inside the first gift was a huge multi-layer cake themed after what do you know watermelons. Seeing there was also a card Asato picked it up and began to read.

Asato-san,

Happy Birthday! I hope you enjoy the cake I got you! I would’ve done a different theme but Kaoru said and I quote “Only melons for the Melon Lord” himself. Whatever that means. Anyway sorry, I couldn't be there in person! Hopefully, you’re having a fun time!

– Kanra A.

Turning his attention to the other gift, Asato reached over to open it, curious as to what was inside and who sent it to him.

Inside the second gift were several what looked to be watermelon-themed mechanical spiders. Picking one up Asato held it in his hand examining it when to his surprise it suddenly came “alive”. The spider looking up at Asato let out a whirling noise that sounded like it was one of happiness and even gave him a little salute. Jittering around Asato’s hand for a second the spider stopped before it began to play a recording of a familiar voice. 

“Happy Birthday your melony liege! Hahaha! Hope you like M.E.L.O.N aka the little spiders I made for you! Their main purpose is to hide among your crops attacking any insects that try to eat them! Of course, I made them look like watermelons because duh! Only the best for the Melon Lord! Later dude!”

"Three tiers?!"

"Oh, hey gramma."

Sitting in their tatami room, Asato held the little robot spider in his hand right underneath the giant cake that towered high above his head. Toshiko on the other hand, looked like she was about to fall over from the shock.

"How are we supposed to eat all that?"

"With some effort?" Asato tilted his head in confusion. "I finished all the sweets we received last year, right?"

"You're going to get sick again if you try to do that again! You should call back your friend and the doctor! Maybe they can take some back home?"

Asato glares a little at that comment. He wasn't willing to share the first he's gotten today. He wanted to keep it all to himself, but how?A little whir in his hand suddenly brings him out of his thoughts. He then recalls his grandmother's fear and quickly puts together his impromptu distraction plan.

"...You should look at my other present instead."

Immediately, Toshiko reacts with a smack to Asato's head and a screech, "dON'T BRING BUGS INTO MY HOUSE-"

Thank you! First melon gift... ( ´ཀ` ) But Asato definitely loves the hell out of these gifts. Wish his grandma could agree lmao

[edogawa-division]

“I knew he didn't deserve her,” Yuriko scowled removing her hand from Kanra’s eyes as the video stopped playing. “Wealthy pig.” 

“Sweet Athena. I can't say I liked Kobayashi much but she didn’t fucking deserve that.” Kaoru muttered. The video left a sour taste in her mouth. “I should fucking hack into his account again.”

“Chōten really screwed himself over didn't he?” Kanra asked wrinkling her nose in disgust. “That was cruel even for him.”  

“That he did and yes he did. Now if you excuse me I’m going to go visit Miho to see if she’s all right.” Yuriko frowned worried about how her friend was doing emotionally. “Don’t expect me back soon.” 

“I don’t expect ya to.”

“Wait! I have some pastries you can give to Miho-san! Maybe that’ll help her feel better!”

“Kobayashi doesn't need pastries she needs to get drunk that's what she needs.”

“Kaoru,” Yuriko warned before signing. “Go get them Kanra I’m sure Miho will enjoy them.”

Happy Birthday Tomi!

Mature Themes Ahead. Minors Do Not Interact.

— Shinagawa Division, August 14th, 2024 —

The sun had set over the city of Shinagawa, casting the restless city in darkness as the building lit up and shown as brightly as the stars in the night sky. On the residential outskirts of the city, in her bedroom of her mansion, Miho Kobayashi was currently finishing up getting ready to meet her darling husband to spend his birthday with by having a lovely date at the finest restaurant money can buy. Fitted in a tight, black dress with diamonds, Miho was putting on the finishing touches to her makeup when her phone pinged, signaling that she had gotten a message, causing her to put down her blush brush and went to pick up her phone which pinged again…and again and again and again, almost rapidly, catching the female CEO off guard.

“What the hell…” She muttered as she held the still pinging device in her hands, just who the hell was messaging her so much? Opening her message app, she saw that she was being spammed with the same link over and over by her friends, colleagues, and even random numbers, furthering confusing the raven haired woman even more, at first she thought that it was some prank or that maybe her phone got hacked again but then she got even more messages, each one telling her to click the link, that she had to see what was happening and the most confusing part, people were giving their condolences.

Having enough with the suspense, Miho clicked on a random contact and tapped on the link which immediately brought her to a video. It was that of a bedroom of what looked to be in some high end hotel, it looked to be empty until the door suddenly bursts open and in came two people that were locked in a very passionate embrace, their facing pretty much glued together as they were eagerly making out with each other. Miho’s mind went blank as her face scrunched up with disgust at the thought of being sent a porn video…until she looked closer at the couple, specifically the man of the two who looked scarily familiar to her…husband…

Miho’s heart froze and promptly dropped to her stomach as the couple pulled away and she could clearly see her husband, the person who vowed to be with her in sickness and in health, until death do them part, Tomi fucking Chōten push the woman who he had just been making out with to her knees, who only giggled and started to unbuckle his pants to pull out his length and give him a blowjob, the Socialite throwing his head back and groaning in pleasure. Miho’s knuckles were pure white with how hard she was gripping her phone, her mind going a million miles per minute as she tried to grasp the situation, surely this couldn’t be real right? It had to be some AI generated garbage, Tomi wouldn’t do this to her, he couldn’t, not after everything, not after she bared her heart and soul out to him, not after she told him everything about her past traumas, including with how her first engagement ended, there was no fucking way he would do this to her twice.

‘Damn this is so fucking hot, I love NTR’

‘I’ll pay 20 dollars if you fuck her face’

‘Hey! I know that guy! Isn’t he that rich motherfucker from Aoyama?’

‘God I wish that were me’

‘Oh shit, you’re right, wait, isn’t this guy married? Damn, I’d hate to be his wife right now’

Almost as if spitting in her face, a chat box appeared which was rapidly being filled with messages and donations, other people were watching this, they were watching her husband sleeping with another woman, the shame and embarrassment Miho was feeling was sickening, apparently the footage she was looking at happened to be live footage, which meant that this was happening in real time, Miho was just sitting here getting pretty for a man who currently had another woman’s mouth deepthroating his cock. The camera angle had switched, zooming in closer on the male’s face, there was no doubt about it, it was truly Tomi Chōten, his bleached blonde-white hair was disheveled and out of its usual ponytail due to the heavy make out session he and the woman had, those gray eyes that Miho once adored were hazy and cloudy with lust and would shut close solely from the pleasure he was getting from the woman that was lathering his cock with licks and kisses.

And most of all, the most telling feature that convinced Miho that this was indeed real, were his eyebrows. His goddamn eyebrows that were long, thin, and had the iconic loop that nothing and nobody could replace. Miho wasn’t aware of how weak her legs had gotten but she had collapsed on her knees on the floor as she just numbly stared at her phone in horror and disbelieving anger. The woman in the video, which Miho subconsciously note was a younger woman presumably in her early 20s, with orange hair and blue eyes, popped his cock out of her mouth after giving one last suck and stood up, grabbed Tomi’s hand as the camera angle changed again, closing in on the two of them and Miho watched with sickness as she guided him towards the bed.

The woman took off her heels and lifted her skirt up, tugging her panties down and tossing them to the side, looking back at Tomi with a lustful look, almost as if giving an invisible command to take her, Tomi scrambled to get on the bed, positioning himself behind the woman and Miho’s eyes, who were slowly gathering tears at this point, widened as she realized that they were not going to stop any time soon, they really were going all the way. Miho desperately wanted to do something, to scream, to cry, to get angry and trash her room but she couldn’t will herself to move an inch, too shocked and paralyzed by the utter betrayal of watching her second husband commit adultery.

The final nail was in the coffin the moment Tomi entered the other woman and immediately began thrusting, moans and cursing spilling out from the both of them as the bed creaked and rocked with their movements.

“Oh fuuuuuck~! Daddy, your cock’s so fucking biiiiig~!” The woman gave a moan so pornographic that it would’ve made the most degenerate person blush but all it did was stab another knife into Miho’s chest, the tears finally spilling out and pouring down her cheeks, messing up her make up and creating tear tracks. The worse part was that she could clearly see Tomi’s ring glittering in the light of the hotel room, fucker didn’t even bother taking it off.

“S-shit..so fucking tight..” He groaned and Miho wanted to vomit with how much he looked like he was genuinely enjoying having sex with another, much younger woman, her other hand that wasn’t gripping the phone had clenched into a fist so tightly, her nails had cut into her palm with blood starting to drip down, almost in tandem with her tears.

“A-ah…mmf, yeah? You like that, Daddy? I’m better than-fuck!-your skeleton of a wife, right? Bet a prudish-ooooh-bitch like her couldn’t get you this fucking hard-shit!” The woman moaned, throwing herself back in time of Tomi’s thrusts, said man still had that lust filled glossed over look as he continued to pound into her.

“Y-yes! God, yes! S-so much better than her!” He gritted out, pumping inside her faster as the woman made eye contact in the direction the camera was and gave an evil grin causing Miho’s heart to stop for the nth time this night alone.

The rest of it was a blur, Miho couldn’t even recall anything after that except waking up in her bed, still in her dress, her injured hand now bandaged and what remained of her phone was sitting in a plastic bag gon her bedside table, the device completely shattered into pieces. Miho blinked, eyes staring blankly at her ceiling before the events of last night came back to her, making her eyes twitch slightly before slowly sitting up to get ready for the day.

— Later, Aoyama Division, August 15th, 2024 —

In a luxurious hotel located in the city of Aoyama, Tomi Chōten groaned as he slowly woke up, a headache pounding in his head and his body completely sore as he tried to recall what the hell happened last night but to no avail, as if something was blocking his memory of last night. He looked around to find the place cleaned up aside from his clothes which were strewn everywhere across the floor and the bed he was laying in to be a mess. Looking down, he was shocked and horrified to find that he was naked and covered in bruises, scratches, and bite marks as well as dried up cum which signified that something definitely happened last night and Tomi felt ice cold fear wash upon him at the realization of what he had done.

Scrambling to get out of the bed, the Socialite hurried to put his clothes on, not giving a damn about his dirty body and went to grab his phone that was lying on the bedside table, fully charged surprisingly but he didn’t care about that, he paused as he saw that he had a bunch of unread text messages and a whole lot of voicemails coming from acquaintances, colleagues, his parents (who sounded especially pissed off), Karada and Luis, and from one unknown number. Sitting back down on the bed in shock, Tomi hesitantly went through messages, most of them were trolls but a large majority were death threats and comments about how much of cheating piece of shit he was and how his wife deserved so much better than him, some even sending links to various news articles and the trending hashtags on PROFILE, which was having a field day dragging his name in the mud with various clips of his infidelity circling the internet.

BREAKING NEWS: AOYAMA SOCIALITE TOMI CHŌTEN SEX TAPE LEAKED

TOMI CHŌTEN, HUSBAND OF FAMOUS CEO, MIHO KOBAYASHI, CAUGHT CHEATING WITH AN UNKNOWN WOMAN.

WILL MIHO KOBAYASHI AND TOMI CHŌTEN GET A DIVORCE?

Then there were the voicemails…

From his parents…

“You filthy little ingrate! Do you know what you’ve just done?! Videos and picture of you fucking some whore are all over social media! Do you have no shame?! Or perhaps you do because you have brought it towards our family name and tarnished it! Your father and I expect you to be back at the mansion RIGHT NOW or so help me God, Tomi, you will regret it!”

“No words can express how utterly disgusted and disappointed I am in you, Tomi. I do not know what possessed you to do such a heinous thing, especially putting it on the internet for everyone to see your filth and degeneracy. Your mother and I are doing everything we can to do damage control but the truth is that you completely destroyed our family name. Come back to the mansion, there is much we need to discuss.”

From Karada and Luis…

“Tomi…dude…just…why? Didn’t you love Miho? She’s actually a really cool woman and you…really did that…I don’t know what to tell you, bro but…you messed up…you messed up big time.”

“I don’t say this a lot even though I should but you truly are a fucking idiot, Tomi. I expected this sort of stuff from Karada but you? Eh, well, I guess this isn’t too shocking now that I think about it but still, I guess all your vows from your wedding were just bullshit huh? Whatever, anyways, as you can guess, the public is having a field day tearing down your public image and reputation so…good luck, I guess.”

And finally from the unknown number, Tomi froze once more when he heard Miho’s voice, staring off cracked and watery at first, as if she had been crying but growing more and more angry and vitriolic later on.

“I..l don’t know what to say…bra-fucking-vo I guess, truly a stunning performance, y’know I think you should take after your brother and go into acting because this was nothing short of amazing, you truly are dedicated to the act…more dedicated than to me…I guess that’s where you slipped up.”

“Everyone told me that this was a bad idea, that I was making a mistake, that out of all the people in this godforsaken country, choosing you to be my husband was only going to come back and bite me on the ass. I defended you, y’know, I told everyone that they were wrong and that I had faith in you, that perhaps you would change…I’ve never felt like such an idiot, I can already hear them, the never ending cycle of “I told you so”’s.”

“You knew…you knew about everything and what I’ve been through, I told you about how my last engagement ended, I put everything on the line for you, my heart, my soul, my dreams and you FUCKING RUINED THEM LIKE THE BASTARD YOU ARE! HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME?! DID YOU ENJOY IT?! DID YOU ENJOY RIPPING MY HEART OUT AS YOU BANGED HER?! YOU PIECE OF SHIT! I HOPE YOU FUCKING ROT IN HELL, I HOPE THAT BITCH GETS PREGNANT AND YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE CONSTANT SHAME AND HUMILIATION AS I HAVE AND DON’T YOU DARE EVER COME NEAR ME EVER AGAIN OR I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU—“

“Greetings, Mr. Chōten. This is Goro Eguchi from the Kobayashi residence, please pardon me for the interruption but I have come with some very urgent news. My Lady has hereby banned any and all visitations from you or any of you associates on her property and has now declared that she wants a divorce, I’m sure you can understand why but the papers will be sent to your mansion tomorrow. Mr. Chōten, I strongly recommend that you sign those documents and go through the process with giving as little difficulty as possible as quickly as possible, failure to do so and My Lady will take legal action against you. Right, and another thing, My Lady has told me to tell you that you are allowed to keep your ring, she said and I quote “perhaps you can give it to that whore as a form of child support”. I believe that will be all, good day Mr. Chōten and goodbye.”

Tomi only sat numbly on the bed, there was only a ringing in his ears that seemed to grow louder and louder, he had only just noticed that the ring on his finger was actually missing this whole time and all of a sudden, his eyes grew damp with tears. Outside of the hotel room, a housekeeping maid jumped in fright and promptly scurried away from the door once she heard Tomi scream and start to destroy everything in the room.

— Earlier, Aoyama Division, August 14th, 2024 —

The gala was in full swing, people were mingling and enjoying themselves, all of them attending to celebrate the birth of one Tomi Chōten who was currently socializing and networking with various other businessmen. One of those businessmen happens to be Masuzō Shinomiya, the CEO of the most popular video game making company in all of Japan, Player One Studios as well as Japan’s most eligible bachelor. He’s quite the talk of the town, with women falling for his handsome looks and dark aesthetic while men were jealous of his looks and riches but couldn’t deny his wealth and fortune.

If you were to ask Tomi Chōten however, he completely despises the man, simply due to the fact that he is the older brother to bane of his existence, Sumire Shinomiya.

“Lovely party, as always, Chōten-san.” Masuzō took a sip of his champagne and Tomi only gave a polite smile in response, refraining from scoffing and retorting with an insult. “Thank you, Shinomiya-san.”

“However..” Masuzō drawled, downing his drink completely and turned to face the Socialite. “I’m a bit bored, you don’t suppose this place has a gambling den?” He asked and Tomi raised an eyebrow but nonetheless nodded. “It does, why do you ask?”

Masuzō smiled and Tomi felt a shiver down his spine from how similar it looked to Sumire’s, the family resemblance was borderline uncanny between those two. “Perfect, I don’t suppose you men fancy a few games, do you?”

Tomi should’ve said no, he wanted to say no but as he heard the other men around him agree, he couldn’t help but bite his tongue and smiled, nodding his head. “I don’t see why not, follow me gentleman, I’ll lead the way.”

It wasn’t long until they all entered the gambling den and were sat around a large blackjack table, the dealer, a cute young woman with orange hair and blue eyes, bowed and greeted them before shuffling the cards. As they were all preparing themselves for a night of gambling, Masuzō grabbed a waiter and whispered a few words to him, the waiter nodded and left dutifully before coming back with a variety of drinks on a platter, serving each man their drink before getting to Tomi who raised an eyebrow at the cup of liquor that was placed in front of him.

“I’ve never seen this kind of alcohol before, what is this.” He demanded the waiter however, Masuzō came to his rescue.

“Relax Chōten, this is my gift to you, I had that liquor imported from Barcelona, it’s unknown to some due to how exotic it is, only the very best of the upper echelon are able to afford that drink.” He explained as he took a sip of his whiskey, the other men could only murmur in awe at the nonchalant display of wealth, Tomi hated to admit that even he was impressed so all he did was huff and began to drink it, it was surprisingly pleasant, with a hint of a fruity aftertaste, he couldn’t help but drink some more and Masuzō could only smile mysteriously, knowing that his gift was very we’ll received.

The night continued, the games continued and the more sloshed the men became, all except Masuzō, who only watched with a blank face as Tomi got more and more handy with the dealer who did absolutely nothing to stop his advances, all she did was look back at Masuzō who only gave her a nod, making her nod back and gently pulled Tomi into a deep kiss, the Socialite jolting in surprise before eagerly kissing her back. The other men were too wasted to care, some even giving the two of them cat calls and cheers, the dealer pulled back to whisper something in Tomi’s ear before the two of them went to go exit the room. Masuzō waited for a minute, finishing his 15th shot of whiskey before leaving the room to go follow the two, only stopping when he saw the two of them enter the cab he had called in advance and drive off.

“Fucking finally.” He sighed in relief and went to fish his phone out of his pocket, seeing the familiar icon of his creator, he sent her a message.

Did my part. Your turn.

— Shinagawa Division, August 15th, 2024 —

Sumire Shinomiya walked down the hall leading to her aunt’s room, carefully holding a tray of food and painkillers. She had managed to convince Goro to let her serve Miho her lunch, the butler hesitated at first but after seeing how genuine she looked, decided to let her. Sumire balanced the tray with one hand and use the other to knock on the door. “Miho? Can I come in? I got your lunch…”

It was a few minutes before the door opened to reveal the CEO, her hair was frizzy and out of it’s usual bun, she was dressed in casual wear and her face looked messy from angrily wiping away tears and makeup. Sumire bit the inside of her cheek, a pang of heartache going through her as she looked at her aunt who only stared at her niece with a tired look before sighing and letting her in, it was completely dark inside save from the few strands of light that peaked through her curtains but Sumire managed to navigate it expertly and sat the tray on the dresser.

Turning around, she looked to see that Miho had gotten back to bed, facing away from her. Sumire bit her lip in thought before walking over to the massive bed and slowly sat down on a free spot that was close to her but far enough to provide some much needed space. “Miho…”

“Say it.”

“What?” Sumire blinked in confusion and Miho turned around and sat up to face her, a defeated and slightly angry look on her face. “Go ahead and say it, I know you’re dying to tell me you told me so, I bet your so fucking happy right now, what, do you want me to tell you that you’re right?! That you’ve been right all along and that I deserved this for not listening to you—“

“Miho stop!” Sumire cut her off, placing her hands on her shoulders, a frown on her face and her eyes expressing genuine sadness. “Look…I’m not happy about this, despite what you think, I’m not happy that bastard hurt you like this when he knew that you went through this before and honestly, I was so ready to go hunt him down and string him by his balls when Aiko stopped me…Miho, I’m sorry this happened to you, despite what I said and did at the wedding, I really wanted you to be happy.”

Miho sniffled as she reached up to wipe her tears, releasing a shuddering breath, she gestured for Sumire if she could get a hug with the Anarchist hesitating for a moment before slowly wrapping her arms around her aunt, a weird feeling in her chest but pushed it down when she heard Miho start to softly cry.

“I’m sorry…” She whispered, Miho only responding with more sobs and holding her tighter. The aunt and niece duo stayed like that for what felt like hours before Miho finally pulled away with one last sniff and wiped her eyes again. Sumire fiddled with the silk sheets under her and almost shyly asked, “Are you okay?”

“No.” Miho said bluntly making Sumire wince but Miho patted her head. “But I do feel a little lighter now, thank you.”

Sumire slowly nodded and turned her attention to the tray of food sitting on the dresser. “I think your food’s gone cold.”

“Let it, I’m not hungry anyways.” Miho laid back down and closed her eyes, Sumire only sat in the dark and silent as she watched her aunt drift off to sleep once more before carefully standing up and walking over to the dresser, opening the drawers to find something and sure enough, managed to snag her aunt’s wedding ring before closing the drawers and sneaking out of the room as to not disturb her.

Now back in the corridor, there was nothing stopping Sumire as she began to hum cheerfully, a wide grin spreading across her face as she almost danced her way down the stairs and towards the basement to her lab where the rest of her “siblings�� were chilling and waiting for her.

“Family!” She called as she jumped the last step onto the floor, giggling gleefully. “Operation Break The Hegemony was a success!” She threw her arms up in celebration yet only receiving silence as Malphas, Aiko, and Seizou only looked at each other than back at their creator. Sumire huffed and scowled before dramatically clearing her throat and repeating herself, “I said…Operation Break The Hegemony was a SUCCESS!”

“Okay? So you ruined your aunt’s second marriage, do you want a fucking medal?” Malphas raised an eyebrow, clearly not giving a shit about the whole thing despite his part of the plan. Aiko only shifted from side to side uncomfortably as Seizou was much too busy on organizing his Yu-Gi-Oh cards to listen, Sumire rolled her eyes and sighed. “Y’know what, fine, whatever, thank you Mal-Mal for your assistance, you were a big help.”

Malphas shrugged and went back to scrolling on his phone. “You say that like you wouldn’t find some other way to break those two apart…but you’re welcome.”

“True but this way won’t involve me straight up murdering the guy.” Sumire walked over to one of her lab tables, setting Miho’s ring on the surface before looking back. “Which one of you has the other ring?”

Malphas sighed before getting up and walking over to his creator, pulling out Tomi’s ring and handing it to her. “Right, I’ve been informed to tell you that your friend got the money and that it was a pleasure doing business with you.”

“Lovely but I think it’s best if she laid low for the next couple of weeks, something tells me that shit is about to get messy.” Sumire chuckled as she went to grab a cylinder container from her weapons vault, walking back to the lab table, she opened the container to reveal acid nearly bubbling at the surface. With a smile on her face and humming a tune once more, Sumire grabbed a pair of tweezers and one by one, dipped the two rings in the small vat of acid, the pieces of jewelry hissing as they were dissolved and eaten alive by the acid. Sumire discarded the tweezers and closed up the container of acid, placing it back into the vault.

“And what’s done is done, finally, we’re fucking free of that bitch ass loser, haha!” Sumire squealed out a laugh before falling on the couch next to Malphas who only gave a lazy “yay” in response, Seizou only hummed and Aiko frowned, Sumire noticing immediately and looked at her little sister in concern. “What’s wrong, Ai?”

“I’m glad the operation was a success big sister but…I feel bad for Miss Miho…I looked at the footage of her in her room when the livestream was happening…she was in so much pain…” Aiko sorrowfully admitted, shyly fiddling with her gloves. Sumire and Malphas shared a soft look before Sumire sighed and moved to kneel down to her little sister.

“I get it, Aiko, I meant what I said to Miho, I really didn’t enjoy hurting her with what I did…but this was necessary, she won’t ever know what happened but she’ll be thankful that she never stayed in that marriage one day.” Sumire brought her into a hug, carefully rubbing her back, Aiko hugged back and rested her head on her shoulder. “I guess…but now Miss Miho is going to have to start over again, I’m afraid she’ll probably give up on finding love after this.”

Sumire only stayed silent for a minute before speaking up. “Seizou. What are the chances of Miho dating again?”

Seizou perked up at the sound of his name being called, automatically responding. “Seizou calculates that there is a 15% chance of Miho Kobayashi finding a significant other after today’s events, Seizou also calculates that the chance will decrease over approximately the next few months.”

Sumire sighed and Aiko winced, Seizou only continued to speak, ignoring his sisters’ reactions. “However, Seizou has seen support and public opinion of Miho Kobayashi grow exponentially since yesterday and has only continue to increase, Seizou hypothesizes that Miho Kobayashi will receive many suitors in the upcoming months.”

Sumire smiled and Aiko perked up. “See Aiko? There’s still hope for Miho, we just gotta give her time to heal, I’m sure she’ll bounce back from this in no time and when she does, we can work on finding her a proper, much better partner. How does that sound?”

Aiko beamed brightly, eyes shining in excitement at the thought of playing matchmaker. “Amazing, big sister!”

*Gives you the divorce papers* Happy Birthday Tomi!

Also shave your fucking eyebrows

@aoyama-division

[edogawa-division]

Happy Halloween! 🎃

-> Candy for all three!

-> Moon for Yuriko

-> Werewolf for Kaoru

-> Spider for Kanra

Candy - If they got to choose to be any supernatural being, what would they choose? 

“Easy enough for me. I'd be a devil.” Kanra grinned. 

“Okay? Fork found in the kitchen.” Kaoru snorted. “It's basically your whole shtick, Kanra.” 

“Like you're any better Kaoru because I know you'd choose to be some sort of spider woman.” 

“Uh yeah I’m Arachne it’s in the name. At least it’s less known than a devil.” 

“You girls are both easy enough to figure out,” Yuriko interrupted a smirk on her face. “You’re just taking your MC names literally.” 

“And then what would you be then?” Kaoru crossed her arms.

“I have no shame in admitting that I’d be a reaper of some sort.” 

“And you call us predictable.” 

“Yeah!” 

“Shush you two. At least my choice isn’t a reference to my MC name.” 

Moon - Do they get mad when they see Christmas decorations beside the Halloween decorations at the store? 

“I know Christmas is the biggest holiday of the year, but truly can we wait until after Halloween to put decorations up?” Yuriko huffed. “I saw Christmas decorations being put for sale in August. August. That’s just outrageous. I would like to celebrate Halloween first before getting to the corporate holiday known as Christmas, and the less said about the carols, the better. If I hear a peep of “All I want for Christmas is You” before December I’m getting Kaoru to hack the nation's airwaves and let her play whatever meme music she likes.” 

Werewolf - What is their favorite part of Halloween? 

“What isn't my favorite part!” Kaoru grinned. “The costumes, the candy, the tricks, and the fear! It's all great! I guess if I had to choose, I would say the history behind Halloween is my personal favorite part, to me at least. It’s no secret that I love learning about history, and this time of the year is just rich with it! Did you know modern Halloween is descended from Samhein? An old Gaelic festival that-”

“Kaoru you're rambling again.”

“Whoops! Sorry, but it really is interesting!” 

Spider - A fairy befriends your character, and they give them an unmarked potion. Does your character drink it? 

“No? At least I hope I won’t drink it.” Kanra blinked. “Yuriko-san has already told me a bunch of times about stranger danger. That I shouldn't eat candy given to me by strangers in unmarked white vans. I like to give myself a little more credit there. Plus, I've read enough stories to know that not every fairy is good. What if this is an evil fairy who's trying to drag me into the fairy realm and make me a slave for the rest of my natural life? That would fucking suck!” 

[arakawa-division]

Meanwhile, while Ivelisse was getting her gift, Hoàng Diêu was about to get a gift of her own. Said lady of the hour was currently at her residence working on some of her jewelry. Suddenly she heard a knock at the door. Curious as to who that could be at this hour, the jewelry designer walked over and opened the door, and much like her teammate only saw a package addressed to her. Picking it up the purple haired woman brought it inside and opened it. 

Inside was a wooden box filled with 12 lipsticks of various shades. Diêu picking one up, she quickly swatched it on her hand and was pleasantly surprised at how high quality they were. They were pigmented and felt creamy on her skin. Seeing a note attached to the box Diêu picked it up and began to read. 

Dear Miss Lotus,

Merry Christmas! I am your secret santa this year! So I made some lipsticks just for you. Each one gives a little surprise to whoever you kiss. As for what those surprises are, I'll let you figure that out, but I will say that one will knock someone out cold. So have fun! 

– Kaoru S.

Looking at the different shades of lipstick, Dieu had to admire the eye of the young genius woman. Looking at them with a keen eye, however, Dieu could tell that some of the lipsticks were not all they appeared to be. While Dieu had to admire the ingenuity of the young woman who just happened to Yuriko's daughter, Dieu's experience made her than a match for the young hacker. Still, Dieu had to give her points for originality. Not many people would think to fool her with lipstick shades. Especially not on Christmas of all days!

...Still, it seemed a shame to just discard these beautiful shades of make-up. Though she wouldn't use all of them, there was still a use for them. And if there wasn't Dieu would find one. Packing the lipstick away, Dieu made a note to thank young Kaoru the next time she appeared in her jewelry shop. To do so would do a disservice to her mother, despite their problems with one another. Speaking of which, Dieu had to wonder if Kaoru was as easy to fool as her mother...

[setagaya-division]

The day was slowly winding down as the sun began to set over the division of Setagaya and Elliot Shimizu was relaxing in the living room when he heard the doorbell ring. Opening the door, he spotted two boxes addressed to him. Picking them both up from the floor, Elliot brought them inside and began to open the larger box.

Inside the first gift was a huge multi-layer cake with all sorts of animals made of fondant all over it. Seeing there was also a card the animal lover picked it up and began to read.

Elliot-san,

Happy Birthday! Hopefully, you're having fun today! I made you a cake to celebrate! I hope you and your sibling enjoy it!

– Kanra A.

Turning his attention to the other gift, Elliot reached over to open it, curious as to what was inside and who sent it to him.

Inside the second gift was a blue and green Nintendo Switch along with a copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizon. Seeing a note alongside the gift, Elliot picked it up and began to read.

Elliot,

Happy Birthday, Dude! I figured you like this game calm and quiet just like how you like it! See ya soon for our next match!

– Kaoru S.

The Setagaya household was filled with the warmth of celebration as Elliot unwrapped the thoughtful gifts from his friends. Mina, ever the caring older sister, stood by with a fond smile, ready to assist with the cake.

"Elliot, make a wish before you blow out the candles," Mina encouraged, her voice soft but filled with excitement.

Elliot glanced at the fondant animals adorning the cake, each one a sweet reminder of his love for all creatures. "I wish for a year of peace and happiness for all of us," he whispered before extinguishing the small flickering flames.

Yorii, hovering nearby with a playful pout, couldn't help but express his mild envy. "Kanra-chan could’ve at least popped in to say hi," he grumbled, though his eyes couldn’t hide the spark of joy at the sight of the cake.

"Yorii, she went through the trouble for Elliot, not for your daydreams," Mina said, her voice tinged with exasperation. "Let's just enjoy the cake, and you can deal with your crush on your own time."

Yorii, taken aback by his sister's tone, could only nod sheepishly, knowing better than to argue when Mina was in one of her moods. Elliot, meanwhile, was too engrossed in his new game to notice the exchange, his focus entirely on the peaceful world of "Animal Crossing: New Horizons."

Yorii, hearing the sounds coming from the T.V., leaned over to peek at the game, his earlier disappointment forgotten. "Hey, let's play together later, Bro! I bet I can build a cooler island than you," he teased, nudging Elliot playfully.

The siblings continued their celebration, the air filled with the mixed scents of sweet cake and the faint frustration that lingered between Mina and Yorii. Yet, despite the momentary tension, the bond they shared remained unshaken, a testament to the complex but unyielding love within their family.

[edogawa-division]

“I won't lie I'm not sure why I'm even in this competition. I don't remember entering unless I did it when I was sleep deprived. Then I wouldn't put it past me if that was the case.” Kaoru confessed. 

“Oh, I entered you,” Kanra stated. 

“What? Why?” Kaoru sputtered.

“You blew up my kitchen!” Kanra shouted pointing her finger in Kaoru’s face. “For the 8th time this year!” 

“I said I was sorry! I even paid for the damages!”

 “I don't care! Don’t step a foot in my fucking kitchen Kaoru! We both know that you can't cook for shit!” Kanra seethed. 

“Oi! My cooking isnt that bad!” Kaoru hissed. “Why are you even in it then?”

“It seemed fun plus Sumire told me she was entering Aranai-senpai as revenge and it gave me the idea to enter you,” Kanra smiled evilly. “Also I’m pretty sure he’s watching too. That person that comes over to visit you a lot. What was his name? Oh right, Lya-”

“THAT’S IT YOU BRAT” Kaoru screeched, her face bright red in embarrassment. “COME HERE!”

It was then to Yoichi’s horror that he watched Kaoru pull out a bo staff and began swinging at her sister. Kanra having lost her temper as well threw a punch at Kaoru who thankfully dodged making the pink-haired teen punch the wall instead. The wall shattered upon impact leaving a decently sized hole. An action that didn't bother either girl as they both started shouting at each other in anger as they exchanged blows. It was only when furniture started flying did Yoichi decide to run to get someone who could stop them.

It would be a-an utmost honor for me, your family & friends, and fans to hear your opinions about the event……uhhh……just say whatever you want to say briefly and I will be out of this dum—I MEAN! I will be out of your way hehe…… 😅

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F-firstly, I would like to have a word with Miss Kanade Alarie (@kyoto-division) here. Congratulations for winning the first round: Fashion Show. It seems the votes are in favor of you to be the winner. Would you care in sharing your thoughts of what is like to be a winner? tell us how are you feeling when you represent of your region on stage? and next is.....Miss Lana. Even thought your votes were given 2 points, the audience and the people of Kyoto are still rooting for you on the next round. Tell us your thoughts if you’re satisfied with your points and what about your sister, Miss Kanade? Are you proud of your younger sister getting ahead in the first round?

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Other contestants who gained at least 2 points were close to winning just like Miss Lana and they are Miss Sumire (@shinagawa-division) and Miss Mizuki (@sagadivision)

You were so close to Miss Kanade’s votes, you’ve showcased exceptional skills in the first round. How are you feeling with your results? I-in m-my opinion, I think you did well on stage there

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The contestants: Miss Evelyn (@okinawa-division), Aranai (@uenodivision), Queen Card (@minato-division03), and Moriko (@gion-division), who were gaining 1 point. Well.....at least 1 point gets you to be no. 1 am I right?...... *coughs**coughs* ok forget what I said. Having a one vote may not be enough but at least one person vote for you because of how captivating your dresses are and representation of your region are q-quite f-fascinating. Is there anyone who you would want to go up against?......I MEAN NOT GETTING INTO A SERIOUS PHYSICAL FIGHT OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT! NO! d-don’t get me wrong.....just a friendly competition with any contestants?

💭WHHHHHYYYYY ARE YOU DOING YOICHI!!!!!!

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and lastly for other contestants who gained no votes are Miss Lola (@saitama-division), Kanra (@edogawa-division), Kaoru (@edogawa-division), Makina (@akihabara-division03), Koyumi (@gion-division), and Kirumi (@takatsuki-division )

I hope y-you were all doing w-well.....but don’t worry! you’ll still have more rounds left to steal the spotlight and…and…who knows maybe you’ll be the winner next! with your consent, are you ok with sharing your thoughts? Oh and...and...I’m quite curious, tell us what are your plans to gain the audience to vote for you?

💭Oh god oh god I keep stuttering!!! I sound like a fool right now! *inside screaming*

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(this pageant event was really interesting and fun! so I have the urge to make Yoichi interview with each contestants. Your OC’s can share their answers by reblogging this post! and take your time & need to answer your heart content 😊)

[roppongi-division]

Kai's Thoughts on Edogawa Division

Yuriko Kuromiya

"I, unfortunately, don't know much about Yuriko. My wife, however, does, as the two are both on the PTA. My first time meeting Yuriko was when my wife introduced me to her after one of the meetings. I don't know how they and the other parents involved in this organization can stand those meetings. After five minutes, I'm always ready to fall asleep. Anyway, she seemed like a rather aloof, yet polite woman. That said, however, you could tell she was dangerous, if the glint in her eyes was anything to go by. Still, I wouldn't be averse to meeting and talk with her again."

Kaoru Shinozaki

"This young girl may be the only from this team that I'm familiar with. And that's cause Zakari introduced her to me when I needed a new DJ booth after the one I had was falling apart. ...Granted, I did have it with me for a very long time, but I've always hated discarding or throwing things away that can still be used. My wife and kid kept pestering me to buy a new one, but... I don't know, I just couldn't. When you have something for so long, it's hard to get rid of it. Maybe it's just me."

"Anyway, seeing as how I wasn't going to get rid of it, Zakari, apparently, went behind my back and asked this young girl if she could repair it for me. I'll admit, I was very peeved that he would do something like this, but... when I saw what Kaoru had done, well... all my complaints got stuck in my mouth. She improved upon it... tremendously."

"To thank her, Zakari recommended I get her something 'coffee-related', since she's a big fan of coffee. So, I decided to pull some strings and let the coffee shops here in Minato know to let her buy whatever she wants from them free of charge. Don't ask how I can do that. Let's just say, being a DJ has its perks."

Kanra Akemi

"She may be the only one whom I'm not familiar with on this team, though stories about this young girl's abnormal strength are commonplace. I've warned Zakari not to do anything to piss her off. Because if he does, no matter how lucky he believes himself to be, I won't be responsible when he ends up in the hospital because he inadvertently said or did the wrong thing to her."

Wicked Requiem

"I quite like this team's name. 'Wicked Requiem.' It sounds evil and dark, yet I wonder what people would think once they play it and then realize the song wasn't what they expected it to be. ...That's actually giving me an idea for a song I've had in the works. A song with an organ in the mix. I'll have to think about it later."

"Besides that, this team may be the only other 'familial' team in the D.R.B. to date. A mother and her two daughters versus a father alongside his wife and child. ...I hope and pray Chuohku doesn't figure that out and leap on it the first chance they get. If so, I'm not looking forward to the outcome."

[akihabara-division03]

Happy 2 years to the cyber team of Akihabara Pixel Syndicate! Here’s to many more years! To celebrate it seems like they got a few gifts! 

To Anika from Kaoru - A silly meme shirt with a possum on it and a light green Polaroid camera.

“Happy Anniversary Hypno Girl! Just a little something to treasure the moments with those that matter!” 

To Shian from Lyall - A set of red leather handcuffs and a bar of aphrodisiac-laced chocolate. 

“Happy Anniversary Shian! I’m sure you can put these to good use for a good time. I know you’ll make someone very happy with it.” - Lyall 

To Makina from Kaoru - An oversized Kuromi hoodie and a set of shoes themed after a famous mecha anime series. 

“Screen Shot! Happy Anniversary! Yeah yeah, I know getting a gift from me is great right? Ha!” - 8Cloud

Of course, the most important part of any anniversary is the cake so to Pixel Syndicate, a personally made cake from Kanra!

“Happy Anniversary Pixel Syndicate! Congrats on the 2 years! Hope you’re having a great time celebrating! Enjoy!” - Kanra

“What. The. Fuck.”

Shian pinched the bridge of her nose and sighed. “I don’t know what I was expecting, but it was not this.”

Makina grabbed her new hoodie and threw it over herself, zipping it up and bringing the hood over her eyes.

Anika quickly grabbed her new favorite tshirt she will own and covered the rather… explicit bar of chocolate.

Shian picked up the handcuffs, spinning them around her finger. “More for my collection, I guess.”

“Ew, gross, I don’t wanna know about your sex life.”

Anika removed the tshirt and held it up over Shian’s body, studying her. “I think the caption fits you more than it does me. I don’t wanna hear about it either, but whoever you try them with, have fun… Just keep your bedroom activities out of Makina’s ears and my eyes.”

“She’s almost an adult and spends all her time on the internet, she’s old enough to know these things.”

Anika drew her arms back, hugging the shirt to her chest. “Well okay, then! Enough of that, let’s dig into this cake that’s half Makina’s size!”

“I fucking hate you both.”

Thanks for the gifts!