#shinkidou senki gundam wing

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More Random Gundam Wing Thoughts

Chibi Gundams

How would the pilots react to their chibi gundams’ first tantrums?

The first self-detonation tantrum:

Heero: Go ahead, blow yourself up. I can just make another one of you.

Duo: Whatever. Hell will just send you right back.

Trowa: *Hands him a plastic trash bag and a broom* Make sure you don’t lose any of the pieces. Parts are expensive. 

Quatre: Let’s talk about it, please. And use our inside voices.

WuFei: Da Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu??????????

The first random meltdown:

Heero: *Walks out*

Duo: Randomly shouts “Amen!” and “Testify!” for a while, then pretends to perform and exorcism.

Trowa: I can’t hear you when you yell at me like that. 

[Catherine: You better adjust that attitude, little man, before l yeet you into the sun.]

Quatre: *cuddles, pats, and tea*

WuFei: Can you effing not?

The first threat to run away:

Heero: I’ll help you pack.

Duo: Here’s five bucks. Pick me up a bag of Cheetos while you’re out.

Trowa: Run away and do what, join the circus?

Quatre: But if you run away, I’ll be sad, and lonely! And so will all the Maganacs, and my 49 sisters, and the other gundams, and *gasp* Miss Relena!

WuFei: Just be back before dark. That is when the Ou-Wu comes out looking for naughty children to steal and use in her sacrifices. 

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Random Gundam Wing What If:

What if, after Endless Waltz, the pilots didn't destroy their gundams? What if they had grown so attached to their suits that they couldn't imagine not having them around? What if they all got together and decided to scale the gundams down and use the Zero System to turn them into little helper/companion bots? Imagine each pilot being followed around by a chibi gundam the size of a toddler and with roughly the same mental capacity.

Chibi Wing Zero

Surprisingly chill. Just goes with the flow, most of the time.

Follows Heero around.

Except when he's following Relena around.

Sharing =/= caring in his book

In fact, that book is his. So is that spot on the couch. And that thing, even though he doesn't know what it is. It's still his.

Don't touch his pilot.

Don't talk to him while his favorite cartoon show is on.

Look at my pretty wings. LOOK AT THEM!

Chibi Deathscythe

Runs with scissors.

Shares everything. Except the blame.

Will not hesitate to throw himself on the floor and start kicking and blasting his 'self-detonation' siren because someone told him 'No'.

Plays well with others.

Duo has “no idea” where he learned how to flip the bird.

No, he doesn't want to power down for the night! He's running on fumes but he's not...powering down...yet...

Will kick you in the shins.

Chibi Heavyarms.

Will build elaborate pillow and blanket forts if left unattended.

No one can figure out whether he just has a hard time with figurative language, is being cute/funny, or just has a knack for malicious compliance.

Climbs on everything.

Will try to pet any animal and try to make you pet it too.

Why are you screaming? It's JUST a snake!

Had his gatling guns taken away because he kept pointing them at anyone who got too close to his pilot.

His knife was confiscated soon after that.

Catherine??? Where did you go??? Take me with you!!!!

Chibi Sandrock

Wants to hold his pilot’s (or anyone’s) hand. All the time. Just hold his hand.

Puss in Boots Eyes? I'll show you Puss in Boots Eyes!

Throws the best pretend tea parties.

Brings his favorite people little gifts that he finds laying around.

Here’s a button. And here’s this pretty rock I found. I brought you this bit of shiny paper... 

Is everyone’s friend. Do you want some pretend tea? Wait, don't go!

Sometimes trips over his own feet.

Or steps on someone else's. Seriously, have you seen the the size of those clod hoppers?

Chibi Shenlong

Yes, he’s silently judging you.

Sulked for three days because WuFei looked at the awesome crayon portrait he had done of him and asked “What is it?”

Is NOT afraid of the sound of a toilet flushing. You are imagining things.

Pretends like he's not interested in interacting with anyone, but joins in after five minutes.

Did not cheat at Duck, Duck, Goose!

How dare you assume that!

Fight me!

Carry me. Now.

More thoughts:

You can’t always take your little gundam to work with you, and you can’t just leave it home alone. Solution: get a babysitter. Heero just drops Chibi Zero off at Relena’s mansion one day, and the next thing she knows, she is the official Chibi Gundam Babysitter.

Relena thinks they are adorable!

What does that noise mean? Why are you making that noise?

They are TOO quiet! What are they up to?

Don’t touch that. No, no, no-! What do you mean you didn’t break it? I just watched you do it!

Finds she has suddenly acquired an extensive collection of pre-school cartoons.

Can’t seem to keep Heavyarms on the ground.

Seriously, how did he get up there???

Sandrock brings her pretend tea.

Where did that huge blanket fort come from?

What is that spot on the carpet????

Let me see what you’ve got there. *a knife* Noooooo!

Can’t go anywhere without being escorted by Zero.

Except when his favorite cartoon is on.

She can’t be in the bathroom for longer than a minute before five pairs of little hands start scrabbling under the door.

Is never late for one o’ clock tea with Sandrock and Heavyarms in the Magical Blanket Fort of Friendship. Rainbow circus afro wigs are mandatory.

Shenlong will be there too, after a little coaxing.

Deathscythe is the Spawn of Satan. 

At least until Heero gets a hold of him one morning. 

Snack time! Wait, do they even eat?

Legos. Legos everywhere.

Put that down, you don't know where it's been.

She doesn’t speak gundam, but she’s pretty sure she knows what THAT gesture means.

Makes a mental note to have a long talk with Duo. 

Baby Shark was a bad idea. They can't talk, but they can imitate the tune.

Let's sing a different song, okay?

How about we just play the quiet game???

She wonders why they can't hear her when she calls them for Clean Up time, but they have no problem hearing a bag of fuit snacks being opened in the other room.

Realizes that she is just a giant, walking napkin.